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I gotta tell you, Rick.
It's pretty great...
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to be in this spaceship,
just the two of us, you know?
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Just cruising around,
Rick and Morty style.
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I agree, Morty.
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It's nice to get
back to the basics
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after a pretty intense,
mixed-bag of a year.
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- Ohh!
- Relax.
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That's what windshields are for.
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I didn't know that
there were bugs out in space.
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Well, w-what did you think,
Morty?
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Life just developed
on Earth by itself?
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Here, let me take care of this.
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Geez, Rick, that's disgusting.
I don't wanna look at that.
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Yeah, guess I'm out of fluid.
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L-Let me find
a place to stop.
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Hey, muchacho, does your planet
have wiper fluid yet,
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or are you gonna freak out
and start worshipping us?
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The general store
ought to have what you need.
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Thanks.
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Of course, you'll be wanting
to be gone from here by sundown.
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Yeah, sure thing.
Wait a minute. What? Why?
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Sundown is when
the festival begins.
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The festival?
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Ooh, well, for millennia,
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our society has been free
of crime and war,
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- Living in perfect peace.
- Oh, I know what this is!
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You've been able
to sustain world peace
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because you have one night
a year where you all run around
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robbing and murdering each other
without consequence.
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- That's right.
- What?!
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It's like "The Purge," Morty.
That movie "The Purge"?
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Oh, have you been here before?
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No, no, but I've been to a few
planets with the same gimmick.
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You know, sometimes it's called
the Cleansing or the Red Time.
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There was this one world that
called it just Murder Night.
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I-It's a purge planet.
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They're peaceful, and then,
you know, they just purge.
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- T-That's horrible!
- Yeah.
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You want to check it out?
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♪♪
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So, what do you do
during the festival?
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You lock yourself in,
or you go out and do some stuff?
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Oh, I do some pretty bad stuff.
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Oh, I bet you do, old timer.
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Gee... Rick, come on.
The sun is setting.
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W-We got to
get out of here.
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All right, well, w-what do
I owe you for the wiper fluid?
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It's on the house.
Oh, and, uh,
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why... Why don't you have
some candy bars, as well?
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Oh, no way.
That's really nice of you.
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I'm a nice guy...
for now.
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Ohh, I don't doubt it.
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- Rick!
- Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, have a good festival,
old timer.
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I intend to.
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Rick, unlock it!
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Just a second, Morty.
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Oh, look at that sunset.
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Stop screwing around.
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There we go. Much better.
Now we can see.
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Great.
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Hey, you know what, Morty?
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Why don't we christen our
squeaky-clean windshield here
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by watching a little
of this purge through it?
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What?! No!
What is your problem?!
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Morty, grow up.
If you don't want to watch,
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don't watch,
but, you know, it's my car.
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Also, if you
tell your mom about this,
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- I'll purge you.
- You're the worst.
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This planet is the worst.
How can you be into this?
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You know, people are gonna
kill each other.
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So, what, y-y-you trying
to sit here and tell me that
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I-if... if there's
a video online
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with someone getting
decapitated,
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- You don't click on it?
- No!
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Why... Why would I do that?
You do that?
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I don't,
because it would bore me.
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I see shit like that
for breakfast, Morty.
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But if you don't do it,
I say it's because
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you're afraid of your own
primal instincts.
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So you stuff them down and...
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Oh, oh!
Shh. Shh. It's starting.
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- Oh-Ho-Ho! Here we go.
- I'm not watching.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
your medal's in the mail.
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- I'm gonna get a closer look.
- Oh, okay, sure.
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And then someone's
gonna throw a rock
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and hit the car
and then we're gonna crash
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and we're gonna
be stuck down there
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and it's gonna be
what we deserve.
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Yawn.
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Whoa!
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Whoa, they are purging
the fuck out of each other.
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Oh, my god!
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Oh shit!
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That was...
Okay, yeah. T-That was gross.
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Wow. Man, I think my eyes
were bigger than my stomach
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on this one, Morty.
Ugh.
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My appetite for purge-spectating
got f-illed pretty quick.
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Oh, god.
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Get away from me!
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No! No! Help!
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Somebody help me! Aah!
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All right, Morty.
L-Let's get out of here.
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Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
W-We have to go down there.
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What? Why?
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That poor girl.
W-We have to save her.
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Uh, Morty, in space,
we have something we call
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the non-interference policy.
We got the wiper fluid.
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We watched them kill each other.
We're leaving.
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Help me save that girl, or I'm
telling mom you brought me here.
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You little turd.
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Please! Leave me alone!
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Leave you alone?
During a purge?
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I don't think so, baby.
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It's okay.
We're not gonna hurt you.
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My name is Morty.
This is my grandpa.
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- We're tourists.
- Not anymore.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Oh, my god.
This is fucking awesome!
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Morty, this is really cool.
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Hey, y-you want to help me out
here and kill some people?
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It's fun.
We're totally justified...
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because we're saving
a little girl.
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I mean, w-w-we're both free and
clear to murder these people.
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- Are you okay?
- Yes.
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I have to find
somewhere to hide.
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Well, you can hide with us.
Rick?
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- Yeah?
- Do you think we could take...
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- W-What's your name?
- Arthrisha.
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Could we take Arthrisha
up in the ship
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and, you know,
just wait out the purge?
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Oh, Morty, how can I refuse
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after all you've done
to blackmail me?
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Your vehicle...
Is it from the gods?
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- No.
- Yes.
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So, uh, you know,
when the purge started,
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did people get into it
right away,
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or were they like, "Wait, what?
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This is gonna stop crime
how, exactly?"
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Yeah, it took some time
for people to accept it.
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Yeah, I bet.
I bet.
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Yeah, it's kind of like
cellphones, you know?
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At first, everyone was like,
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"look at those
douchebags purging."
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And then
the next thing you know,
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they're like,
"it's just so convenient."
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Geez, you working on
your tight five
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for the comedy store, Morty?
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Whatcha doing?
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Watching some TV,
playing on your phone?
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- Is that a real question?
- Just making conversation.
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Are you? What part of that
gives me anything to work with?
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My choice is to say nothing,
be sarcastic,
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or bark "yes"
like a trained animal.
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It's not a conversation.
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You're holding me
verbally hostage.
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Okay, ass-face.
I'll go in the kitchen.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?
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Whatcha doing?
Going into the kitchen?
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Okay.
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- Yeah, you like that?
- Screw you.
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So, uh, do most people
wear masks when they purge?
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I-I don't want to answer
any more purge questions.
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All right,
hey, hey, that's cool.
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I can roll with that.
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- My nana!
- Huh?
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My nana!
We have to save her!
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You just now remembered
your nana exists.
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I-I was traumatized.
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Haven't you been through
like 15 purges?
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I mean, some as a child?
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Will somebody
just help me get her?
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Fine, whatever.
Morty, stay.
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Oh, god. Oh, crap. Oh, crap!
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- Get out! Get out!
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Get the fuck out
of the flying machine!
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Oh, my god!
O-Okay! Okay!
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Back up, asshole.
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- Back up.
- Ohh.
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- Back the fuck up!
- Aah!
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For what it's worth, I'm sorry,
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but that's not really
worth anything tonight, is it?
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Y-You can't leave us here.
You're killing us!
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You hear me? Come back.
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Y-You got to come back.
Change your mind.
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Oh, geez.
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Morty! Aah!
Fucking Amish bitch shot me!
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She tried to purge me, Morty.
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You let your wiener do
the walking, and now I'm dead.
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- Rick, she took the car!
- You fucking kidding me, Morty?!
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She took my car and the gun.
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We're like the rest
of these assholes now.
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W-W-We're gonna
get purged, Morty.
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Help me up.
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Oh, geez, geez!
Wait a minute, Rick.
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Why don't we just use
your portal gun?
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It's in the car, dip-ass.
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Oh, god, it hurts.
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She got me right in
the goddamn liver, Morty.
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It's the hardest-working liver
in the galaxy, Morty,
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and now it has a hole in it.
I hope it was worth it.
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I was just trying to do right.
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Yeah, well, that's not really
the theme of tonight's party.
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Heads up. Rapists.
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Well, don't just stand there,
Morty.
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- Purge 'em.
- Me?
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No, me. Should I rub
my liver hole on them?
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Pick up a stick or something
and kill them.
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Um, w-we come in peace.
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Oh, my god.
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There's more
where that came from!
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You want to get purged,
you bring it!
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Drop drop your shit!
Drop it all.
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Morty, go get their shit.
Hurry up.
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I only had one
of those things I threw.
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I'm holding a box of Tic Tacs
right now.
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- Want some crackers?
- No, thank you.
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Are you ready to be nice to me?
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In exchange for crackers?
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- What happened to you?
- Dad, get a job.
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You're trying to create drama
because you're bored.
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Oh.
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It's the space phone
Grandpa gave us.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Summer, it's Grandpa.
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I need you to do me a favor.
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- I can barely hear you.
- Who is it?
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Morty and I are on a planet
that's purging.
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- I need you to take down...
- A plan that's what?
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We're on a planet
that's purging, Summer. Purging.
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We lost our car and my gun,
and we're in a purge.
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- Ooh, is it Taddi Mason?
- Like the movie "The Purge"?
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Yes, I-I need you
to take...
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- That movie sucked.
- Oh, my god. Hold on.
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It's not Taddi Mason?
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Dad, who the fuck
is Taddi Mason?
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- My friend.
- Aah!
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Are you okay?
I'm putting you on speaker.
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- Taddi?
- Yes, Jerry, it's Taddi,
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a person no one's ever heard of
until now,
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00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,755
calling you on a space phone.
241
00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:07,482
I can't tell
if you're being sarcastic.
242
00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:10,968
Aah!
243
00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,555
Reload, fast.
244
00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:16,479
Summer, w-we need you
to take down this number.
245
00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,893
- Quit screwing around.
- Morty? Are you all right?
246
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:21,062
- No!
- Why are you with Taddi Mason?
247
00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:23,439
Holy shit Dad!
Shut the fuck up!
248
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:26,984
Okay. I guess I'm just this
entire family's toilet paper.
249
00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:29,129
Are you writing this down?
Will you please write this down?
250
00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:32,240
- Yes, yes.
- 7-7-1-9-8...
251
00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:36,244
...3-6-4-2-1-1-2-5.
252
00:09:36,494 --> 00:09:38,120
Aah!
253
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,793
You son of a bitch!
254
00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:45,520
Morty, I don't want to be
the "a little help" guy,
255
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:48,172
but a little help?
256
00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:50,091
- Aah!
- Okay, I have a pen. Go.
257
00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:53,844
7-7-1-9-8-3-
6-4-2-1-1-2-5.
258
00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:55,137
A spoon, Morty?
259
00:09:55,221 --> 00:09:56,347
- A spoon?!
- I'm sorry.
260
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,099
There's a pile of silverware
next to you,
261
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,410
and you throw me the one thing
that can never kill anything?
262
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,019
All right, okay!
263
00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:04,164
Summer, on the shelf above
my workbench in the garage,
264
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:05,898
there's a red box
with a keypad on it.
265
00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:07,733
You're gonna
take that box outside,
266
00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:10,170
and you're gonna type the number
I just gave you into the keypad.
267
00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:11,654
- Got it?
- Got it.
268
00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,548
Is it just part of growing up
to hate your dad?
269
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,492
I'm ignoring you.
270
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,470
Morty, if I can get to the top
of that lighthouse,
271
00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,597
I can send the beacon, and your
sister can launch our package.
272
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,290
Just remember,
if there's people in there
273
00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:24,184
and they try to purge us,
we got to purge them first.
274
00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,228
We're not purging anyone, Rick,
all right? W-Will you stop it?
275
00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:27,962
Morty, if we're gonna
survive tonight,
276
00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,506
you're gonna need to harness
your repressed rage.
277
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,589
I don't have any!
278
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,468
Spoken like a person
with repressed rage.
279
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,098
I take no part in the festival.
280
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,600
If you desire to kill me,
I only ask you do it quickly.
281
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,060
No such agenda, chief.
282
00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:44,788
We're not too keen on the purge,
either, sir.
283
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,999
We were just hoping to get
on the roof of your lighthouse
284
00:10:47,023 --> 00:10:48,858
so we can send a beacon
to my sister on Earth.
285
00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,651
- It's a different planet.
- By the way,
286
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,487
life on other planets exists.
Don't let it distract you.
287
00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:55,966
I'll let you use my lighthouse
for shelter and beacon-sending
288
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,634
on the condition that you listen
to my tale.
289
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,535
- Okay.
- Deal.
290
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,471
All right, I'm gonna go
to the roof and set things up.
291
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,497
- Morty, you listen to his tale.
- Okay.
292
00:11:11,339 --> 00:11:13,632
"Fade in. Exterior.
Unnamed city. Day.
293
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,718
The hustle and bustle
is a symphony of progress.
294
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,429
We pan past windows, each of
which contain a different story,
295
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,557
to find Jacey Lakims, 28...
Hot, but doesn't know it.
296
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,076
Jacey stops
when her high heel gets caught
297
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,727
in the grating of a sewer.
298
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,313
Suddenly, a man steps into frame
and points a gun at her.
299
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,482
This is not her day.
300
00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:30,983
Fade to black.
301
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,986
Title... 'three weeks earlier. ""
302
00:11:36,364 --> 00:11:39,116
You really don't want
to talk to me about this.
303
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,577
Dad, Grandpa and Morty
are in danger.
304
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,204
You're unemployed,
and you're bored.
305
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,998
- They're a higher priority.
- Stop saying I'm unemployed!
306
00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:49,335
Okay, 7-7-19-.8... 364... 2-1-1
307
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:52,254
2... Aah!
- Good lord! Now what?
308
00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:57,468
Look, I'm your father, and
I love you is all I'm saying.
309
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,762
- I'll leave it at that.
- Fine, dad!
310
00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:04,100
Oh, he might have said
to take it outside.
311
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,476
Come on, Summer.
312
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,770
How hard is it
to type some numbers into a box?
313
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,230
Target locked.
314
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,773
Oh, thank god.
315
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,317
Well, I did my job.
Summer did her job.
316
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:16,904
Now all Morty has to do is
finish listening to that tale.
317
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,365
Maybe I don't need
a new friend.
318
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:21,909
Maybe you're
the only friend I need.
319
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,078
Need, or want?
320
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,163
I've never been much
for wanting.
321
00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:28,791
Spoken like someone
with needs.
322
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,042
- Oh, geez.
- Hmm?
323
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,044
Uh, sorry.
K-Keep going.
324
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,963
"Jacey reaches out
and touches his face.
325
00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:35,406
It's clear he needs
what she wants.
326
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,174
She's a woman.
He's a man.
327
00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:39,844
The city burns in the background
as he takes her in his arms.
328
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,095
Fade out.
329
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,013
Title... 'The End'...
330
00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,097
question mark."
331
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,433
- Wow.
- Yeah?
332
00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:48,269
It's...
G-Good job. Good job.
333
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,854
- You liked it?
- Of course I did.
334
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,730
You didn't laugh
at the scene in the bar.
335
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,775
I... thought it was funny,
but I wanted to hear the rest.
336
00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:56,610
Do you have any thoughts?
Notes?
337
00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,737
No. I-I just enjoyed it.
338
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,990
That's my note, you know?
Please write more.
339
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,200
- Seems a little insincere.
- What? No.
340
00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:04,869
You don't have
to mollycoddle me.
341
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,013
I want to improve my writing.
Tell me your real thoughts.
342
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,957
All right. Well, um,
I'm not a huge fan, personally,
343
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,920
of the whole "three weeks
earlier" teaser thing.
344
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,461
I feel like, you know,
345
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:14,938
we should start our stories
where they begin
346
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,562
not start them
where they get interest...
347
00:13:16,672 --> 00:13:18,090
- Get out.
- Um, what?
348
00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:19,884
No, I'm sick of this.
You bang on my door,
349
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,945
you beg me to help you, I share
something personal with you,
350
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,304
and you take a giant shit on it.
351
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,115
Hey, man, we asked
if we could put up a beacon...
352
00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,616
Well, you can't.
I want you out of here.
353
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,118
You're a petty person,
and you're insecure,
354
00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,036
and you're taking it out on me.
That's a good script.
355
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,228
What the hell?!
356
00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:32,438
I don't care.
I want you out.
357
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,023
- What?
- Take that thing down.
358
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,983
Your grandson
is a shitty person. Leave now.
359
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,546
- Morty!
- Rick, I didn't do anything.
360
00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:39,236
I sat through
his entire screenplay...
361
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,488
You "sat through it"?
362
00:13:40,738 --> 00:13:42,448
Yes! Did you want me
to weep with joy?
363
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:45,242
- It's terrible!
- Whoa Morty! We're guests here.
364
00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:48,037
I tried to be a good guest!
He dragged it out of me!
365
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,390
- I'm taking down this beacon.
- No, stop! That's not fair!
366
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,124
Just because
you hate your own writing
367
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,709
doesn't make me a bad person!
368
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:54,793
Aah!
369
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:59,173
You like that? You want me
to cut to three weeks earlier
370
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,299
when you were alive?
371
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,177
Whoa, Morty.
You just purged.
372
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,054
Beacon arriving.
373
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,889
Okay, time to go.
374
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,974
Well, terrific.
375
00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:11,936
Dad, what's going on?
What's the deal here?
376
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,188
I just wanted to spend some time
with my daughter.
377
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,940
You're growing up so fast.
378
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,001
- You used to be my little girl.
- Yeah.
379
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,503
Remember when we used to
go to the playground,
380
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,070
and I'd push you on the swings?
381
00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,489
Oh, you could push me higher
than all the other kids.
382
00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,366
You were so small and cute.
383
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,511
I thought you were gonna fly
right off into the street.
384
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:29,453
I used to pee my pants.
385
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,747
I know, and now look at you!
386
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,916
You have a job.
You're making really good money.
387
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,209
You're not paying any rent,
388
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,211
so you have plenty
of disposable income.
389
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,629
Oh, god, Dad.
Please, don't.
390
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,381
I just need
a few hundred dollars
391
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,442
to get through the month. I have
some interviews coming up.
392
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,194
Something's gonna come through.
I can feel it.
393
00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,386
I'm going inside.
394
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,699
I guess this is what
rock bottom feels like, Jerry.
395
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,225
Ow!
396
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,227
It's okay, Morty.
It's the purge, you know?
397
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,896
Pushing old lighthouse keepers
down the stairs is totally cool.
398
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,399
It's not cool, Rick.
I-I'm not like these people.
399
00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,359
I can't run around chopping
people's heads off
400
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,778
one day a year and then
sleep well the rest of the time.
401
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,061
Well, you better start getting
used to it, little bitch,
402
00:15:05,114 --> 00:15:07,408
because we got
some fucking company.
403
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,118
Hey, there he is.
404
00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,578
Here I am.
405
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,380
Morty.
406
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,299
Time to purge.
407
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,601
♪ It feels good ♪
408
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:35,227
♪ Yeah ♪
409
00:15:35,311 --> 00:15:36,895
♪ It feels good ♪
410
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,897
♪ I feel it all
in my soul ♪
411
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,691
♪ It feels good ♪
412
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,693
Geez. Wow, Morty.
Now you're getting into it.
413
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,570
Never expected that out of you.
414
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,864
All right, uh,
let's go find my ship.
415
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,580
Hey, hey, Morty, Morty. There
it is down there... My ship.
416
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,873
It looks to me like the...
417
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,082
Morty?
418
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,709
- Suck my dick!
- ♪ It feels good ♪
419
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,085
Eat this!
420
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,354
Ooh, boy, you're really, uh...
421
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,618
- Ha-Ha! Ha!
- ♪ It feels good ♪
422
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,590
You're really going for it
over there, huh?
423
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,484
- I, uh...
- I think, uh...
424
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,093
I think those people
were just hiding.
425
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,720
I don't give a shit!
426
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,573
Okay, Morty, now you're just
shooting corpses.
427
00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:13,307
- How do you like this?
- Okay, buddy.
428
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,017
All right. That's good.
Good job.
429
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,895
Time to go home.
430
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,261
Wait, stop!
Please, don't kill me!
431
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,487
I-I never intended to harm you,
I swear.
432
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,739
I am trying to end the festival.
433
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,325
- W-W-What do you mean?
- I was going to use your ship
434
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,370
to destroy the rich assholes
that run our society
435
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:37,498
and save my people from the
horrors of this yearly festival.
436
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,209
Fuck that, Rick! We gotta
kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
437
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,461
Whoa! Geez, Morty,
purge it down a little.
438
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,088
"Purge! Don't purge!"
439
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,691
You're sending me
mixed messages, Rick.
440
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,275
Morty...
you're acting like
441
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,539
a...
freaking lunatic.
442
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:50,219
- Calm down.
- Screw you, Rick!
443
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:52,596
I'll purge you, too,
you old, rickety piece of crap!
444
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,515
This has been
a long time coming!
445
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,183
I'm gonna rip
your fucking guts out
446
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,586
and smear them
all over your face!
447
00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:58,769
I ain't taking no sh...
448
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,688
- Aah!
- Okay, s-sorry about that.
449
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,690
Now, where are
these rich people?
450
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,281
To another successful year
of the festival,
451
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:15,077
pitting poor people against each
other for thousands of years.
452
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,081
Wait, w-where is that music
coming from?
453
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,458
What is the meaning of this?
- ♪ It feels good ♪
454
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,210
Here's the deal.
I'm not here to judge.
455
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,653
I'm just a guy
from another planet.
456
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:26,312
But this girl
is one of your poor people,
457
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,857
and I guess you guys
felt like it was okay
458
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,550
to subject her
to inhuman conditions
459
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,802
because there was no chance
of it ever hurting you.
460
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,679
It's sort of
the socio-political equivalent
461
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:36,098
of, say, a suit of power armor
around you.
462
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,143
But now things are evened out,
so, Arthrisha?
463
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,564
Happy Festival cock suckers!
464
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,108
Suck my cock!
Chew my balls!
465
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,401
Suck my huge dick!
466
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:48,527
- Geez.
- ♪ It feels good ♪
467
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,154
You want to get in on this,
Rick?
468
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,531
No, I really... Honestly,
I-I've had my fill.
469
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,991
It's gratuitous at this point.
470
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,427
You sure you don't want
to join in?
471
00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,131
This is really amazing.
- ♪ It feels good ♪
472
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,705
Yeah, but...
Ah, all right. Fuck it.
473
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,541
♪ It feels good ♪
474
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,251
Yeah, bitch, what's up?
475
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,963
♪ It feels good ♪
476
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,424
♪ It feels good ♪
477
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,717
♪ Yeah ♪
478
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,302
♪ It feels good ♪
479
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,179
Whoa!
480
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,264
♪ Ohh, it feels good ♪
481
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,183
Okay, now it's time
we do a little dancing
482
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,643
to... to Tony! Toni! Toné!
- ♪ It feels good, yeah ♪
483
00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,562
Look at my fucking feet,
motherfucker!
484
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,731
Whoo! Aw, yeah!
♪ It feels good ♪
485
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,441
Arthrisha, what do you got?
486
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,918
Check this move out.
♪ Oh, it feels good ♪
487
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,612
Oh, ho!
488
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:34,448
I don't know what song that is,
but I fucking love it!
489
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,866
"Feels Good."
490
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,701
It's a fucking hit song.
- ♪ It feels good ♪
491
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,703
Topped the charts, I think.
Ho, ho!
492
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:42,122
♪ Oh, it feels good ♪
493
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,167
Hey, thanks
for helping me, Rick.
494
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,710
You're a pretty great guy.
495
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:48,754
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you
for shooting my liver.
496
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,339
I'll see you around.
497
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,633
Oh, man.
What... What happened?
498
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,176
Don't worry about it, Morty.
499
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,653
Listen, if you wanted to try
to get a piece,
500
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,305
you better hurry up.
Now's your last chance.
501
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,307
Hey, hey, Arthrisha,
um, maybe I could...
502
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,309
Uh, I have a boyfriend.
503
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,787
- Okay.
- I'm not trying to be rude.
504
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,288
I just...
I don't want to lead you on.
505
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,147
I-I-I understand.
506
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,691
I mean, thank you so much
for helping end the festival,
507
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,569
but I have a boyfriend,
and, uh, he's just...
508
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,279
Okay, okay,
you can stop saying it.
509
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,563
I took it okay the first time,
510
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,199
and now you're just
repeating stuff.
511
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,034
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
512
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,371
Oh, you're so sweet, I just...
Oh, but I can't.
513
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,914
Yeah, you're still doing it.
514
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,626
It won't be easy creating a new
society from the ground up.
515
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:31,046
Well, a helpful rule might be if
you need something, you get it.
516
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,798
- Pretty simple, right?
- I need food.
517
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:35,634
- Who's got food for that guy?
- I do, but this is for me.
518
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,969
Can't you make some more?
519
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,513
Oh, sure. And while
I'm making food for everyone,
520
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,515
who takes care of my kids?
521
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:45,519
I'll take care of your kids,
if I get some extra food for it.
522
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,020
Extra food?
523
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,857
Well, I'm not gonna do extra
work if we all get the same.
524
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,525
All right, okay, fair is fair.
525
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,402
If you do extra work,
you get extra food.
526
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,279
Oh.
527
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,613
Who's gonna keep track
528
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:59,032
of who gets how much food
for how much work?
529
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,659
Hello. I can do that.
530
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,494
I'll keep track
of everyone's food,
531
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,246
you know, in exchange for food.
532
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,747
That's not a real job!
533
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,833
Oh, and making food is?
534
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:10,252
You son of a bitch!
535
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,545
Eat this!
536
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:15,841
Guys, guys, guys, guys,
whoa, whoa.
537
00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,427
Cool it, now.
Take it easy.
538
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,721
There's too much
aggression here.
539
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,848
What if we designate
a period of time
540
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,101
during which we can all
get this hate, murder,
541
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:29,021
and rage out of our system...
542
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:30,564
I can't help but feel ashamed
543
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,232
about what I did
back there, Rick.
544
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:34,544
I guess you were right. I've got
a lot of repressed stuff
545
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,570
I need to deal with.
- Don't worry about it, Morty.
546
00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,363
Remember
those candy bars earlier...
547
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,574
that we got in the first act?
- Yeah, what about them?
548
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,826
Turns out they have a chemical
in them called purgenol
549
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,745
that amplifies
all your violent tendencies.
550
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,997
Oh, boy. Whew!
Thank goodness for that, huh?
551
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,248
That's a relief.
552
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,458
Yep. Don't even sweat.
553
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,810
You're still the same old Morty.
554
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,754
Your character's
totally protected.
555
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,840
♪ It feels good ♪
556
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,759
♪♪
557
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:30,624
And there's the approach.
558
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,876
Jerry, what is
"Taddi Mason LLC,"
559
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,045
and why is our phone bill $700?
560
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,713
- Uh...
- Hey, are you bored...
561
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,215
- Uh...
- ...lonely,
562
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,716
just looking for a friend?
563
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,301
Call me, Taddi Mason.
564
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:42,886
It's only $1. 99 a minute
to talk.
565
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,638
- Uh...
- Sign up today,
566
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:46,598
and I'll even call you
on a regular basis...
567
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,117
- Uh...
- ...for just $1. 99 a minute.
568
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,394
That's a steal
because I'm a great pal.
569
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,896
We could talk
about sports or barbecue.
570
00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,900
Jerry, get a job.
571
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,402
Oh, my god!
572
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,903
Did you get any of that?
573
00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,947
It's-a good-a show!