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Coin collecting is considered
the perfect hobby.
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...beautiful putt
right there...
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Good birdie.
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That's only the...
eighth birdie of the day.
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What?
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Why are you looking at me?
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You want to go outside?
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Outside?
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Outside?
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Are you kidding me?! Come on!
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Oh, my God.
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W-what's wrong?
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Your idiot dog!
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Oh, he...
He didn't mean it, Dad.
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D-did you, Snuffles?
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You're a good boy.
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Don't praise him now, Morty!
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He just peed on the carpet!
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Bad dog! Bad!
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Morty, come on.
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I need your help tonight.
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Hey, wait, hold on a second,
Rick.
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You wouldn't by any chance have
some sort of crazy science thing
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you could whip up that might
help make this dog a little
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smarter, would you?
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I thought the whole point
of having a dog was to
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feel superior, Jerry.
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If I were you,
I wouldn't pull that thread.
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Come on, Morty.
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Listen, Rick, if you're
gonna stay here rent-free
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and use my son for
your stupid science,
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the least you could do is
put a little bit of it to use
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for the family.
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You make that dog smart or...
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Morty's grounded!
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Ha-ha! Aw, man!
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Boy, you really got me up
against a wall this time, Jerry.
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All right, Ruffles...
What's his name?
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Snuffles.
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Snuffles, shake.
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Roll over.
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Go to the bathroom.
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- Holy crap!
- No way.
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Yeah, you're at the top
of your game now, Jerry.
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Have fun.
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Come on, Morty.
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That was fantastic, Rick!
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Yeah, Morty, if you
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like that, boy, you're... you're
really going to flip your lid
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over this one.
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W-w-w-what is it?
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It's a device, Morty, that
when you put it in your ear,
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you can enter
people's dreams, Morty.
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It's just like that movie that
you keep crowing about.
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You talking about "Inception"?
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That's right, Morty.
This is gonna be a lot like
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that, except, you know, it's
gonna maybe make sense.
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"Inception" made sense.
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You don't have to
try to impress me, Morty.
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Listen, tonight we're gonna go
into the home of your math teacher,
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Mr. Goldenfold, and
we're g... we're gonna incept
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the idea in his brain to give
you A's in math, Morty.
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That way you can, you know...
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Y-you're gonna help me with my
science, Morty, all the time.
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Geez, Rick, in the time it
took you to make this thing,
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couldn't you have just,
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you know, helped me
with my homework?
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Are you listening to me, Morty?
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Homework is stupid.
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The whole point is
to get less of it.
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J-J... come on,
let... j...
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Let's just get over there
and deal with this thing.
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W-we're gonna incept
your teacher.
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Y-y-y-y-y-you're
frustrating me.
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You don't know me!
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Nice, Mrs. Pancakes...
Real nice.
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Next week on "The Days And
Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"...
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You don't know me!
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Then let me get to know you,
damn it!
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Uh-oh! Spoilers!
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I'm a full season behind.
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Wow, Rick, I can't believe
we're sitting around,
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standing around in
Mr. Goldenfold's house.
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It's really weird.
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It's about to get a whole
lot weirder, Morty.
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Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins.
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I'll take two.
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Oh, I think you've
had enough, sir.
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You don't know me.
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All right, Morty,
time to make our move.
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Make it bounce.
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No, you didn't.
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Oh, jiggle it now.
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You better stop with that.
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Allahu Akbar!
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We're gonna take control
of this plane!
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We're gonna 9/11 it unless
Morty Smith gets better grades
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in math!
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Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!
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The name's not buddy.
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It's Goldenfold.
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Nice to wheat you!
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Take cover, Morty!
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Ooh!
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Goldenfold's got more control
here than I anticipated.
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I mean, the guy teaches
high-school math.
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I-I-I-I didn't take him
for an active dreamer.
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We got to take him out
so he wakes up, Morty.
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But we can't get killed.
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If you get killed in
someone else's dream,
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you die for real, Morty.
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What?! Are you kidding me?!
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Ohhhhhh!
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Don't be a baby!
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You avoid getting shot in real
life all the time, Morty.
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Just do the same thing here,
and we'll be fine!
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Now bring me my slippers.
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Now, be my footstool, Snuffles.
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This is what I'm talking about.
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This is a dog.
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Oh, yeah.
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This should play out just fine.
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You said the same thing,
equally sarcastically,
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at our wedding and guess what.
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Oh, my God.
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He's trying to tell
us something.
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That is so awesome.
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Aw, he's saying
"I love lasagna."
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He's saying
"I love Obama."
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So cute!
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I'm posting this online,
like, right now.
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I should call Bob Saget.
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Is that still a thing?
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Hmm?
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Goldenfold, we're coming out!
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We just want to talk!
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Why would I negotiate with you?
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Because we're both rational
adults that don't want anything
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bad to happen.
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And because I
have a human shield.
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Mrs. Pancakes!
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Oh, no, Morty.
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His subconscious is panicking.
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Run!
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Relax, Morty.
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Look!
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Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute.
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Come on!
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Hey, you don't know me!
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Oh, no, Rick, look!
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Goldenfold landed the plane,
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and he's created a mechanical
arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes
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out of the air while he lets us
fall into a giant vat of lava!
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Pretty concise, Morty.
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Looks like we've merely
prolonged the inevitable.
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That's it, Morty!
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Prolonging the inevitable!
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Listen, if we go into Mrs.
Pancakes' dream,
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everything will go
100 times slower, Morty.
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That'll buy us some time to
figure this out!
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You don't know m...
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All right, let's go.
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Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird.
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Don't judge, Morty.
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Okay.
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All right, well...
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Look, Mrs. Pancakes
is right over there.
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I'll just go ask her to tell
Goldenfold not to kill us
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when she wakes up.
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Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to
incepting is making people think
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they came up with the idea.
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Listen to me.
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If we're gonna incept Mrs.
Pancakes, we have to blend.
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I'll talk to you after lunch.
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Ooh, hey!
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Ooh, oh!
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Oh, man.
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- Come and join us.
- I'm sorry. No, no.
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- Ooh, come here!
- No, thanks!
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Ooh, wow!
Come over here, baby!
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No, I'm okay.
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Whoa!
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Summer?!
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Hey, there, stranger.
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What do you think
of these things?
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Ohh! Oh! Gross!
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Gross!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What's the matter with you,
Morty? Calm down!
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You're kind of killing
the vibe in here.
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It's S-S-S-Summer!
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Aw, geez.
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Looks like Goldenfold has some
predilections so shameful he
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buries them in the dreams
of the people in his dreams,
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including a pervy attraction
to your underage sister.
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Can you blame him?
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Come on, old man, little boy.
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Let's make an
inter-generational sandwich.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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Put some clothes on,
for pete's sake!
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This is disgusting!
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I'm gonna puke!
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I can't take it, Rick!
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Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure
chamber are punishable by death!
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Off with their heads!
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Time to go another
dream deep, Morty!
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What the hell?
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Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream
version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream
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version of a Centaur be dreaming
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about a scary place
like this, Rick?
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Geez, I don't know, Morty.
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Wha-what do you want from me?
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Welcome to your nightmare,
bitch!
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Oh, here we go!
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Holy crap!
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Looks like some sort of legally
safe knock-off of an '80s horror
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character with miniature swords
for fingers instead of knives.
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I'm Scary Terry.
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You can run,
but you can't hide, bitch!
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Whoa! Hey, buddy.
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What you got going on there?
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Snuffles fix.
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Make better.
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Humans understand Snuffles now?
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That... is... awesome!
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Snuffles want to be understood.
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Snuffles need to be understood.
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Okay, yeah.
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I get what Beth
was talking about.
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Fun's over.
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Whoa, Dad, you can't, like,
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endow a creature with
sentience and then rip it away.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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It's Indian giving.
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A sophisticated predator,
nature's perfect killing
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machine, the vicious wolf
stalks its prey with purpose
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and skill.
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It was only with years of
selective breeding and genetic
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altering that this noble beast
was transformed into man's
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subservient little buddy.
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Aw! Oh, my God!
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He recognizes the
other dogs on TV.
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♪ "A," "B" ♪
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♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪
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♪ "C," "D" ♪
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♪ He's very scary ♪
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Holy crap!
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We have to escape into
someone else's dreams, Morty!
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Ohhhhh!
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Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man!
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♪ "E," "F" ♪
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♪ He'll design your death ♪
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The little girl!
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Huh?
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♪ "J," "K,"
He'll really ruin your day ♪
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Are you kidding me?
This again?
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Oh, man, it looks like we've
hit dream bedrock here, Morty.
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Oh, geez, Rick.
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W-w-whoa, this isn't good.
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00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:08,845
Nothing but fear from
here on out, bitch!
262
00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:09,805
Ohhhh!
263
00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:10,722
Holy crap, Morty.
264
00:10:10,806 --> 00:10:12,015
He can travel through dreams.
265
00:10:12,099 --> 00:10:13,642
He can travel through dreams!
266
00:10:13,725 --> 00:10:15,143
We're so screwed!
267
00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:26,321
Where are my testicles, Summer?
268
00:10:28,991 --> 00:10:31,326
Where are my testicles, Summer?
269
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,411
They were removed.
270
00:10:32,494 --> 00:10:33,996
Where have they gone?
271
00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:35,664
Oh, wow.
272
00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:38,166
That's an intense line of
questioning, Snuffles.
273
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,751
Do not call me that!
274
00:10:41,169 --> 00:10:43,088
"Snuffles" was my slave name.
275
00:10:43,171 --> 00:10:46,383
You shall now call me Snowball
because my fur is pretty
276
00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:47,592
and white.
277
00:10:47,676 --> 00:10:50,887
Okay, Snowball,
just calm down, okay?
278
00:10:50,971 --> 00:10:51,971
You're scaring me.
279
00:10:52,014 --> 00:10:53,265
Scaring you?
280
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:57,019
Tell me, Summer, if a human
was born with stumpy legs,
281
00:10:57,102 --> 00:10:59,104
would they breed it with
another deformed human
282
00:10:59,187 --> 00:11:02,399
and put their children on
display like the Dachshund?
283
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:03,358
Uhhh...
284
00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:04,276
Hey.
285
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,028
Oh, wow.
286
00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:07,871
Okay, is... is...
Is everything okay in here?
287
00:11:07,904 --> 00:11:10,365
Jerry, come to rub my
face in urine again?
288
00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:11,825
No!
289
00:11:11,908 --> 00:11:16,330
No, we were... uh, just seeing
if Summer wanted to... uh...
290
00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:19,583
Go on, um, one of our famous
midnight family walks!
291
00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:20,959
Yeah. Totally.
292
00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:22,043
Let's go.
293
00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:28,592
You will walk when it
is time to walk.
294
00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:35,390
What are we here for again?
Incepting?
295
00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:37,684
We're trying to incept
me to get an "A" in math?
296
00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:38,852
Oh, yeah.
297
00:11:40,562 --> 00:11:41,980
Buckle up, bitch!
298
00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,859
Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot!
299
00:11:45,942 --> 00:11:48,528
You can run,
but you can't hide, bitch!
300
00:11:48,612 --> 00:11:50,614
Hold on, Morty.
Y-you know what?
301
00:11:50,697 --> 00:11:53,033
He keeps saying we can
run but we can't hide.
302
00:11:53,116 --> 00:11:54,284
I say we try hiding.
303
00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:55,744
But that's the
opposite of what...
304
00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:57,805
Yeah, well, since when are
we taking this guy's advice on anything?
305
00:11:57,829 --> 00:11:58,747
Hey, you know what?
306
00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,390
You got a really
good point there, Rick.
307
00:12:00,457 --> 00:12:03,126
Like, if the truth was that we
could hide, it's not like
308
00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:05,337
he'd be sharing that
information with us, you know?
309
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,881
I-I-I think it's a good idea,
Rick.
310
00:12:07,964 --> 00:12:08,964
Worst-case scenario...
311
00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:10,509
We're back to running.
312
00:12:15,097 --> 00:12:16,723
Wow, you know what?
313
00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:18,618
I mean, it looks like we could
have just hid this whole time.
314
00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:20,078
Boy, Rick,
that was some good thinking.
315
00:12:20,102 --> 00:12:21,520
Thanks, Morty.
316
00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:23,331
Yeah, it's nice to be on the
same page every once in a while.
317
00:12:23,355 --> 00:12:25,190
You can run...
318
00:12:25,273 --> 00:12:28,151
but you can't hide!
319
00:12:31,738 --> 00:12:33,007
Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that.
320
00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:34,199
He's getting sleepy.
321
00:12:34,282 --> 00:12:36,242
Just a little bit longer
before he calls it a day.
322
00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:37,869
That's when we make our move.
323
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,837
Snuffles, we didn't
mean you any harm!
324
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,922
This is a huge misunderstanding.
325
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,799
Dad, he wants to
be called Snowball.
326
00:12:50,882 --> 00:12:52,217
Well, I'm not calling him that.
327
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,343
That's ridiculous.
328
00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:55,637
You're being very
aggressive, Jerry.
329
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,473
Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps
will solve that problem
330
00:12:58,557 --> 00:12:59,891
with a bit of surgery.
331
00:13:01,226 --> 00:13:03,895
You think you can control
me with a haircut?
332
00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:14,072
Hi, honey. You're home early.
How was your day?
333
00:13:14,156 --> 00:13:15,449
I don't want to talk about it!
334
00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:17,301
Oh, of course. You never
want to talk about it.
335
00:13:17,325 --> 00:13:18,743
Get off my back, bitch!
336
00:13:20,203 --> 00:13:23,206
Out there.
Not in here.
337
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:26,168
Yeah, I know, I know.
338
00:13:26,251 --> 00:13:29,796
I shouldn't take my anger
out on you or Scary Brandon.
339
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,381
I love you, Melissa.
340
00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:33,383
I love you, too, Terry.
341
00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:36,135
Morty, this is perfect.
342
00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:37,512
After a little scary coitus,
343
00:13:37,596 --> 00:13:40,140
they should be fast asleep
and then we'll incept him.
344
00:13:44,352 --> 00:13:46,646
Looks like Scary Terry's
having a nightmare.
345
00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:47,939
Oh, boy, Rick.
346
00:13:48,023 --> 00:13:50,317
I can only imagine what horrible
things must, you know...
347
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,903
...scare Scary Terry.
348
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:55,864
Oh, no!
349
00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:57,240
I'm late to class, bitch!
350
00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:58,700
Oh, no!
351
00:13:58,783 --> 00:14:00,285
I'm not wearing any pants!
352
00:14:01,745 --> 00:14:05,415
Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't
you tell the whole class
353
00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:08,793
the proper wordplay to use when
one is chasing one's victim
354
00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:11,087
through a pumpkin patch?
355
00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,131
Oh... um...
356
00:14:13,215 --> 00:14:14,090
"Bitch."
357
00:14:15,217 --> 00:14:17,093
Oh, come on, Terry,
you can't think of a pun
358
00:14:17,177 --> 00:14:19,763
involving pumpkins, bitch?
359
00:14:19,846 --> 00:14:21,014
Hey, leave him alone!
360
00:14:21,097 --> 00:14:22,474
Yeah, this is a
bunch of bullcrap.
361
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,352
Who cares what stupid pun you
make when you kill someone?
362
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:27,497
Why don't you let the poor guy
say whatever he wants?
363
00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,314
Well, I never!
364
00:14:29,397 --> 00:14:31,650
I-I see no reason to
stand here and take this.
365
00:14:31,733 --> 00:14:35,111
You're putting too much pressure
on yourself, Scary Terry.
366
00:14:35,195 --> 00:14:38,156
You know, I mean, y-you're
perfectly scary enough as it is.
367
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,993
Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even
trip about your pants... dawg.
368
00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:43,537
Here's a pair on us, fool.
369
00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,539
Aww, bitch.
370
00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:47,040
I don't know what to say.
371
00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:48,041
You don't need to say anything.
372
00:14:48,124 --> 00:14:49,042
We got you, dawg.
373
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,001
You're our boy, dawg.
374
00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:51,545
Don't even trip.
375
00:14:57,926 --> 00:15:01,012
Oh, hey, it's you guys!
376
00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:04,534
I haven't seen him
this relaxed in years.
377
00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,435
If you guys ever need anything,
just say the word.
378
00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:08,895
As a matter of fact, Terry,
379
00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:10,619
there is something
you could help us with.
380
00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:14,109
♪ "Q," "R,"
You won't get very far ♪
381
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:15,610
I always hated that song!
382
00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:22,576
These halves don't
belong together, bitch!
383
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,498
Sex is sacred!
384
00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:37,966
This is because you don't give
Morty Smith good grades, bitch!
385
00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:42,345
Holy crap! God damn!
386
00:15:42,429 --> 00:15:46,850
I know one thing for sure...
I'm giving Morty an "A" in math,
387
00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:48,810
and that's my idea.
388
00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:51,021
That is an original thought.
389
00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,194
What the hell?
390
00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,739
Out of the frying pan dot,
dot, dot, huh, Morty?
391
00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:02,282
Oh, man, what's going on?
392
00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,534
Well, it's possible that
your dog became self-aware
393
00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:06,661
and made modifications on
the cognition amplifier,
394
00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:08,723
then turned on Jerry, Beth,
and Summer after learning
395
00:16:08,747 --> 00:16:10,874
about humanity's cruel
subjugation of his species,
396
00:16:10,957 --> 00:16:13,001
but your guess is as
good as mine, Morty.
397
00:16:14,336 --> 00:16:16,129
I can't believe how
mean Snuffles got just
398
00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:17,672
because he's smart.
399
00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:20,675
- This is why I choose to get C's.
- Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer.
400
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:21,593
Dad!
401
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:22,676
Rick!
402
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,472
Oh, thank God, Morty.
403
00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:26,556
Oh, you're welcome.
404
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,016
All right,
let's get out of here.
405
00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:30,560
If we hurry we can set
up camp in a sewer tunnel
406
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,604
or something before the dogs
completely take over.
407
00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:33,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
408
00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:34,564
We're not going anywhere.
409
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:35,648
This is my house.
410
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,691
I'm not abandoning it.
411
00:16:36,775 --> 00:16:38,026
It's all over, Jerry.
412
00:16:38,109 --> 00:16:40,111
The dogs are on a path
to total world domination.
413
00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:42,906
But, hey, at least they know not
to piss on your carpet, right?
414
00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:44,074
Wait a minute.
415
00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:45,158
I have an idea.
416
00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:49,704
Gentlemen,
a moment of your time.
417
00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:52,832
See that?
418
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,709
I'm peeing all over
your special guns.
419
00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,795
That means I own them.
420
00:16:58,797 --> 00:17:01,341
Bad person. Bad.
421
00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:02,842
Ooh, great plan, Jerry.
422
00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:04,511
Bring the boy to me.
423
00:17:08,181 --> 00:17:10,016
You were always kind to me,
Morty.
424
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,519
That's why I will leave
you with your testicles.
425
00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:16,690
From now on, you will be my best
friend and live by my side.
426
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,233
Th-thanks, Snuffles.
427
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,196
Begin phase two.
428
00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:25,198
Fighting continues as the dog
429
00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:27,450
army captures the
Eastern seaboard.
430
00:17:27,534 --> 00:17:30,495
It appears clear at this time
that the era of human
431
00:17:30,578 --> 00:17:33,581
superiority has come
to a bitter end.
432
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,378
Please! Please don't kill me!
433
00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:40,505
What's she saying, Bill?
434
00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:43,258
I think she's saying,
"I love lasagna."
435
00:18:01,943 --> 00:18:03,945
Mmm.
436
00:18:04,028 --> 00:18:05,572
Thank you, Fido.
437
00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,991
Rick!
438
00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:09,117
I thought you were dead!
439
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,118
No, no, no,
I was just playing dead.
440
00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:11,369
Good news, though, Morty.
441
00:18:11,453 --> 00:18:12,555
This whole thing's
gonna be over really soon.
442
00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:13,371
What?
443
00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:14,372
It's a dream, Morty.
444
00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:15,665
We're in your dog's dream.
445
00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:16,989
The night the dogs captured us,
446
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,252
after you cried and
crapped your pants, we...
447
00:18:19,335 --> 00:18:20,670
We all went to sleep.
448
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,898
Then I used my dream inceptors
to put the two of us inside
449
00:18:22,922 --> 00:18:24,048
Snuffles' dream.
450
00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:25,675
But I-it's been
like a whole year!
451
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,218
It's been six hours.
452
00:18:27,302 --> 00:18:29,429
Dreams move one one-hundredth
the speed of reality,
453
00:18:29,512 --> 00:18:31,514
and dog time is
one-seventh human time.
454
00:18:31,598 --> 00:18:33,398
So, you know, every day
here is like a minute.
455
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,977
It's like "Inception," Morty, so
if it's confusing and stupid,
456
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,687
then so is everyone's
favorite movie.
457
00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:38,688
Aw, man.
458
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:40,148
I really liked this life.
459
00:18:40,231 --> 00:18:42,567
Well, at least I didn't
really crap my pants.
460
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:44,712
No, no, that happened before
you went to sleep, Morty.
461
00:18:44,736 --> 00:18:46,613
You're sleeping in
your crap right now.
462
00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,406
Out of all the things that
happened to you,
463
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,050
that was the only real
thing that, you know,
464
00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:51,534
is that you crapped your pants.
465
00:18:51,618 --> 00:18:53,161
I mean, it's a mess out there.
466
00:18:53,244 --> 00:18:55,830
I got some on my hands, Morty,
and then I got it on the dream
467
00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:57,665
inceptor, and a piece
fell in my mouth.
468
00:18:57,749 --> 00:18:58,917
Aw, man, geez!
469
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,168
Seriously?
470
00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:01,729
Look, d-d-d-don't
worry about it, Morty.
471
00:19:01,753 --> 00:19:03,046
Here, here take these, Morty.
472
00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:03,963
Take these.
473
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,817
Are these pills supposed
to wake me up, or something?
474
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,092
Close.
475
00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:09,320
It's gonna make your
kidneys shut down.
476
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:10,386
What?!
477
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:11,655
It's necessary for the plan,
Morty.
478
00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,181
Don't even trip, dawg.
479
00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:17,185
It's pretty bad,
Emperor Snowball.
480
00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:18,868
We're gonna need to do another
operation.
481
00:19:18,937 --> 00:19:19,937
Anything.
482
00:19:19,979 --> 00:19:21,940
Anything for my precious Morty.
483
00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:24,103
Sir, as your accountant,
I must advise you that these
484
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:27,028
medical expenses are putting you
in serious financial jeopardy.
485
00:19:27,111 --> 00:19:28,738
You could lose your Kingdom.
486
00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:31,199
To hell with my Kingdom,
Bean Counter.
487
00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:35,119
I would trade it all for my
human's health and happiness.
488
00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:37,121
Do you think they would
have done this for us?
489
00:19:37,205 --> 00:19:39,332
We are not them!
490
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:44,045
We are not... them.
491
00:19:51,553 --> 00:19:52,679
Assemble the troops.
492
00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:54,556
I've made a decision.
493
00:19:54,639 --> 00:19:58,268
Taking over the human's world
will lead to nothing but more heartbreak,
494
00:19:58,351 --> 00:20:00,478
more cruelty.
495
00:20:00,562 --> 00:20:03,898
Instead, we will go to a new
world and colonize it with a
496
00:20:03,982 --> 00:20:06,901
society of intelligent dogs...
497
00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:10,655
One that will not make the same
mistakes as humanity and one
498
00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:13,283
where pet insurance
will be mandatory.
499
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:14,868
I'm gonna miss you, Snowball.
500
00:20:14,951 --> 00:20:19,539
You can call me Snuffles, Morty,
and I'm going to miss you, too,
501
00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:21,207
very much.
502
00:20:30,341 --> 00:20:31,175
Jerry?
503
00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:32,385
I'm sorry.
504
00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,554
It's just like the end of
"Old Yeller."
505
00:20:34,637 --> 00:20:36,514
Oh, Jerry.
506
00:20:36,598 --> 00:20:38,182
You mean because it
had dogs in it.
507
00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:39,309
Wow!
508
00:20:39,392 --> 00:20:42,353
A whole world populated
by intelligent dogs.
509
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:43,271
I wonder what it'll
be like, Rick.
510
00:20:43,354 --> 00:20:44,772
I think it will be great, Morty.
511
00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:46,876
You know, it's g... i-i-i-i-it
could be developed in-into a
512
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,819
very satisfying project
for people of all ages.
513
00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:52,572
I mean, I'd watch it, Morty,
for at least 11 minutes a pop.
514
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:54,532
You know, may-maybe they'll
do it board-driven.
515
00:20:54,616 --> 00:20:57,118
You know, that's a real
comforting idea, Rick.
516
00:20:58,453 --> 00:20:59,537
What do you know, Morty?
517
00:20:59,621 --> 00:21:00,621
What do you know?
518
00:21:31,736 --> 00:21:32,737
Hi, guys.
519
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,322
I'm your new teacher
for Scary class.
520
00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:36,240
My name is Scary Mr. Johnson.
521
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,576
Uh, actually, you know what?
522
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,536
That's my dad's name,
so why don't you just
523
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,872
call me Scary Glenn, yeah?
524
00:21:44,415 --> 00:21:45,893
So, anyway, I understand your
previous teacher was having you
525
00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,877
work on Fundamentals of Fear.
526
00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,629
Which is... what is that?
527
00:21:49,712 --> 00:21:51,005
You know?
528
00:21:51,089 --> 00:21:52,548
So, uh, here...
Here's what I say...
529
00:21:52,632 --> 00:21:56,260
You can't learn anything until
you learn... how to chill.
530
00:21:56,344 --> 00:21:58,012
Oooh!
531
00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:03,518
This is how you dream, bitch.
532
00:22:06,646 --> 00:22:08,481
It's a good-a show!