1 00:00:47,034 --> 00:00:48,970 Coin collecting is considered the perfect hobby. 2 00:00:48,994 --> 00:00:49,829 ...beautiful putt right there... 3 00:00:49,912 --> 00:00:50,746 Good birdie. 4 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:53,124 That's only the... eighth birdie of the day. 5 00:00:53,207 --> 00:00:54,625 What? 6 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:55,751 Why are you looking at me? 7 00:00:55,835 --> 00:00:57,420 You want to go outside? 8 00:00:57,503 --> 00:00:58,713 Outside? 9 00:01:01,674 --> 00:01:03,008 Outside? 10 00:01:08,639 --> 00:01:09,741 Are you kidding me?! Come on! 11 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:10,641 Oh, my God. 12 00:01:10,725 --> 00:01:11,642 W-what's wrong? 13 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:12,726 Your idiot dog! 14 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,520 Oh, he... He didn't mean it, Dad. 15 00:01:14,603 --> 00:01:15,438 D-did you, Snuffles? 16 00:01:15,521 --> 00:01:16,397 You're a good boy. 17 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,149 Don't praise him now, Morty! 18 00:01:18,232 --> 00:01:19,108 He just peed on the carpet! 19 00:01:19,191 --> 00:01:20,109 Bad dog! Bad! 20 00:01:20,192 --> 00:01:21,110 Morty, come on. 21 00:01:21,193 --> 00:01:22,111 I need your help tonight. 22 00:01:22,194 --> 00:01:23,946 Hey, wait, hold on a second, Rick. 23 00:01:24,029 --> 00:01:26,549 You wouldn't by any chance have some sort of crazy science thing 24 00:01:26,615 --> 00:01:28,301 you could whip up that might help make this dog a little 25 00:01:28,325 --> 00:01:29,577 smarter, would you? 26 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,179 I thought the whole point of having a dog was to 27 00:01:31,203 --> 00:01:32,371 feel superior, Jerry. 28 00:01:32,455 --> 00:01:33,724 If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread. 29 00:01:33,748 --> 00:01:34,957 Come on, Morty. 30 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,793 Listen, Rick, if you're gonna stay here rent-free 31 00:01:37,877 --> 00:01:40,004 and use my son for your stupid science, 32 00:01:40,087 --> 00:01:42,548 the least you could do is put a little bit of it to use 33 00:01:42,631 --> 00:01:43,799 for the family. 34 00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:45,718 You make that dog smart or... 35 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:46,635 Morty's grounded! 36 00:01:46,719 --> 00:01:48,137 Ha-ha! Aw, man! 37 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:50,973 Boy, you really got me up against a wall this time, Jerry. 38 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:57,375 All right, Ruffles... What's his name? 39 00:01:57,438 --> 00:01:58,272 Snuffles. 40 00:01:58,355 --> 00:02:00,649 Snuffles, shake. 41 00:02:00,733 --> 00:02:02,526 Roll over. 42 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:05,571 Go to the bathroom. 43 00:02:06,614 --> 00:02:08,240 - Holy crap! - No way. 44 00:02:08,324 --> 00:02:11,202 Yeah, you're at the top of your game now, Jerry. 45 00:02:11,285 --> 00:02:12,161 Have fun. 46 00:02:12,244 --> 00:02:13,078 Come on, Morty. 47 00:02:13,162 --> 00:02:14,288 That was fantastic, Rick! 48 00:02:14,371 --> 00:02:15,831 Yeah, Morty, if you 49 00:02:15,915 --> 00:02:17,642 like that, boy, you're... you're really going to flip your lid 50 00:02:17,666 --> 00:02:18,501 over this one. 51 00:02:18,584 --> 00:02:19,960 W-w-w-what is it? 52 00:02:20,044 --> 00:02:22,463 It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, 53 00:02:22,546 --> 00:02:24,089 you can enter people's dreams, Morty. 54 00:02:24,173 --> 00:02:26,276 It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about. 55 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,885 You talking about "Inception"? 56 00:02:27,968 --> 00:02:29,780 That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like 57 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:31,907 that, except, you know, it's gonna maybe make sense. 58 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:33,182 "Inception" made sense. 59 00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:34,826 You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. 60 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,787 Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, 61 00:02:36,811 --> 00:02:38,896 Mr. Goldenfold, and we're g... we're gonna incept 62 00:02:38,979 --> 00:02:41,941 the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. 63 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:43,484 That way you can, you know... 64 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:45,927 Y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time. 65 00:02:45,986 --> 00:02:47,672 Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, 66 00:02:47,696 --> 00:02:48,739 couldn't you have just, 67 00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:50,366 you know, helped me with my homework? 68 00:02:50,449 --> 00:02:51,700 Are you listening to me, Morty? 69 00:02:51,784 --> 00:02:52,784 Homework is stupid. 70 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:54,453 The whole point is to get less of it. 71 00:02:54,537 --> 00:02:56,121 J-J... come on, let... j... 72 00:02:56,205 --> 00:02:57,808 Let's just get over there and deal with this thing. 73 00:02:57,832 --> 00:02:59,458 W-we're gonna incept your teacher. 74 00:02:59,542 --> 00:03:01,919 Y-y-y-y-y-you're frustrating me. 75 00:03:05,548 --> 00:03:07,216 You don't know me! 76 00:03:07,299 --> 00:03:10,427 Nice, Mrs. Pancakes... Real nice. 77 00:03:10,511 --> 00:03:13,472 Next week on "The Days And Nights Of Mrs. Pancakes"... 78 00:03:14,557 --> 00:03:15,641 You don't know me! 79 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:18,227 Then let me get to know you, damn it! 80 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:19,895 Uh-oh! Spoilers! 81 00:03:19,979 --> 00:03:21,814 I'm a full season behind. 82 00:03:21,897 --> 00:03:23,500 Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, 83 00:03:23,524 --> 00:03:25,860 standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. 84 00:03:25,943 --> 00:03:26,943 It's really weird. 85 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,798 It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty. 86 00:03:36,495 --> 00:03:38,664 Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins. 87 00:03:38,747 --> 00:03:39,915 I'll take two. 88 00:03:39,999 --> 00:03:41,959 Oh, I think you've had enough, sir. 89 00:03:42,042 --> 00:03:43,043 You don't know me. 90 00:03:45,087 --> 00:03:47,423 All right, Morty, time to make our move. 91 00:03:47,506 --> 00:03:49,216 Make it bounce. 92 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,342 No, you didn't. 93 00:03:50,426 --> 00:03:51,302 Oh, jiggle it now. 94 00:03:51,385 --> 00:03:52,511 You better stop with that. 95 00:03:52,595 --> 00:03:54,763 Allahu Akbar! 96 00:03:54,847 --> 00:03:56,367 We're gonna take control of this plane! 97 00:03:56,432 --> 00:03:58,493 We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades 98 00:03:58,517 --> 00:03:59,393 in math! 99 00:03:59,476 --> 00:04:00,716 Hey! I said nobody move, buddy! 100 00:04:00,769 --> 00:04:02,104 The name's not buddy. 101 00:04:02,187 --> 00:04:03,606 It's Goldenfold. 102 00:04:03,689 --> 00:04:05,232 Nice to wheat you! 103 00:04:07,443 --> 00:04:09,403 Take cover, Morty! 104 00:04:12,323 --> 00:04:13,324 Ooh! 105 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:15,510 Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. 106 00:04:15,534 --> 00:04:16,678 I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. 107 00:04:17,703 --> 00:04:19,580 I-I-I-I didn't take him for an active dreamer. 108 00:04:19,663 --> 00:04:21,540 We got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty. 109 00:04:21,624 --> 00:04:22,958 But we can't get killed. 110 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:24,436 If you get killed in someone else's dream, 111 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,003 you die for real, Morty. 112 00:04:26,086 --> 00:04:27,147 What?! Are you kidding me?! 113 00:04:27,171 --> 00:04:28,172 Ohhhhhh! 114 00:04:28,255 --> 00:04:29,548 Don't be a baby! 115 00:04:29,632 --> 00:04:31,610 You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. 116 00:04:31,634 --> 00:04:33,510 Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine! 117 00:04:33,594 --> 00:04:35,596 Now bring me my slippers. 118 00:04:35,679 --> 00:04:39,350 Now, be my footstool, Snuffles. 119 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:40,935 This is what I'm talking about. 120 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:42,937 This is a dog. 121 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:43,938 Oh, yeah. 122 00:04:44,021 --> 00:04:45,731 This should play out just fine. 123 00:04:45,814 --> 00:04:48,484 You said the same thing, equally sarcastically, 124 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:50,069 at our wedding and guess what. 125 00:04:58,827 --> 00:04:59,870 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:59,954 --> 00:05:01,181 He's trying to tell us something. 127 00:05:01,205 --> 00:05:02,539 That is so awesome. 128 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:07,670 Aw, he's saying "I love lasagna." 129 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:13,175 He's saying "I love Obama." 130 00:05:13,258 --> 00:05:14,593 So cute! 131 00:05:14,677 --> 00:05:16,720 I'm posting this online, like, right now. 132 00:05:16,804 --> 00:05:18,222 I should call Bob Saget. 133 00:05:18,305 --> 00:05:19,556 Is that still a thing? 134 00:05:29,692 --> 00:05:30,901 Hmm? 135 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:40,244 Goldenfold, we're coming out! 136 00:05:40,327 --> 00:05:41,245 We just want to talk! 137 00:05:41,328 --> 00:05:42,788 Why would I negotiate with you? 138 00:05:42,871 --> 00:05:45,541 Because we're both rational adults that don't want anything 139 00:05:45,624 --> 00:05:46,625 bad to happen. 140 00:05:46,709 --> 00:05:48,043 And because I have a human shield. 141 00:05:48,127 --> 00:05:49,044 Mrs. Pancakes! 142 00:05:52,673 --> 00:05:53,507 Oh, no, Morty. 143 00:05:53,590 --> 00:05:54,800 His subconscious is panicking. 144 00:05:54,883 --> 00:05:56,385 Run! 145 00:06:04,143 --> 00:06:05,060 Relax, Morty. 146 00:06:05,144 --> 00:06:05,978 Look! 147 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,247 Mrs. Pancakes has a parachute. 148 00:06:07,271 --> 00:06:08,397 Come on! 149 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,774 Hey, you don't know me! 150 00:06:10,858 --> 00:06:12,234 Oh, no, Rick, look! 151 00:06:12,317 --> 00:06:13,694 Goldenfold landed the plane, 152 00:06:13,777 --> 00:06:15,880 and he's created a mechanical arm to pluck Mrs. Pancakes 153 00:06:15,904 --> 00:06:18,657 out of the air while he lets us fall into a giant vat of lava! 154 00:06:18,741 --> 00:06:19,950 Pretty concise, Morty. 155 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:21,886 Looks like we've merely prolonged the inevitable. 156 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:22,995 That's it, Morty! 157 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,204 Prolonging the inevitable! 158 00:06:24,288 --> 00:06:26,081 Listen, if we go into Mrs. Pancakes' dream, 159 00:06:26,165 --> 00:06:28,292 everything will go 100 times slower, Morty. 160 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,894 That'll buy us some time to figure this out! 161 00:06:29,918 --> 00:06:30,918 You don't know m... 162 00:06:33,756 --> 00:06:35,549 All right, let's go. 163 00:06:41,889 --> 00:06:43,891 Oh, man, Rick, this is pretty weird. 164 00:06:43,974 --> 00:06:45,642 Don't judge, Morty. 165 00:06:45,726 --> 00:06:46,643 Okay. 166 00:06:46,727 --> 00:06:48,270 All right, well... 167 00:06:48,353 --> 00:06:49,748 Look, Mrs. Pancakes is right over there. 168 00:06:49,772 --> 00:06:51,374 I'll just go ask her to tell Goldenfold not to kill us 169 00:06:51,398 --> 00:06:52,691 when she wakes up. 170 00:06:52,775 --> 00:06:55,295 Whoa, whoa, Morty, the trick to incepting is making people think 171 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,528 they came up with the idea. 172 00:06:56,612 --> 00:06:57,988 Listen to me. 173 00:06:58,072 --> 00:07:00,532 If we're gonna incept Mrs. Pancakes, we have to blend. 174 00:07:00,616 --> 00:07:02,493 I'll talk to you after lunch. 175 00:07:03,869 --> 00:07:05,579 Ooh, hey! 176 00:07:06,747 --> 00:07:07,790 Ooh, oh! 177 00:07:07,873 --> 00:07:08,999 Oh, man. 178 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,001 - Come and join us. - I'm sorry. No, no. 179 00:07:11,085 --> 00:07:12,461 - Ooh, come here! - No, thanks! 180 00:07:12,544 --> 00:07:13,921 Ooh, wow! Come over here, baby! 181 00:07:14,004 --> 00:07:15,297 No, I'm okay. 182 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:18,300 Whoa! 183 00:07:18,383 --> 00:07:19,843 Summer?! 184 00:07:19,927 --> 00:07:21,011 Hey, there, stranger. 185 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:22,721 What do you think of these things? 186 00:07:22,805 --> 00:07:24,598 Ohh! Oh! Gross! 187 00:07:24,681 --> 00:07:25,766 Gross! 188 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:27,059 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 189 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,661 What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! 190 00:07:28,685 --> 00:07:30,205 You're kind of killing the vibe in here. 191 00:07:30,229 --> 00:07:31,230 It's S-S-S-Summer! 192 00:07:31,313 --> 00:07:32,731 Aw, geez. 193 00:07:32,815 --> 00:07:35,150 Looks like Goldenfold has some predilections so shameful he 194 00:07:35,234 --> 00:07:37,212 buries them in the dreams of the people in his dreams, 195 00:07:37,236 --> 00:07:39,571 including a pervy attraction to your underage sister. 196 00:07:39,655 --> 00:07:41,156 Can you blame him? 197 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,616 Come on, old man, little boy. 198 00:07:42,699 --> 00:07:45,369 Let's make an inter-generational sandwich. 199 00:07:45,452 --> 00:07:47,329 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 200 00:07:47,412 --> 00:07:48,848 Put some clothes on, for pete's sake! 201 00:07:48,872 --> 00:07:49,957 This is disgusting! 202 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:50,916 I'm gonna puke! 203 00:07:50,999 --> 00:07:52,751 I can't take it, Rick! 204 00:07:52,835 --> 00:07:55,963 Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death! 205 00:07:56,046 --> 00:07:57,172 Off with their heads! 206 00:07:57,256 --> 00:07:59,716 Time to go another dream deep, Morty! 207 00:08:07,141 --> 00:08:08,809 What the hell? 208 00:08:08,892 --> 00:08:11,770 Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. Pancakes' dream 209 00:08:11,854 --> 00:08:14,148 version of a Centaur be dreaming 210 00:08:14,231 --> 00:08:15,774 about a scary place like this, Rick? 211 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:16,733 Geez, I don't know, Morty. 212 00:08:16,817 --> 00:08:17,961 Wha-what do you want from me? 213 00:08:20,863 --> 00:08:22,823 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! 214 00:08:22,906 --> 00:08:24,908 Oh, here we go! 215 00:08:24,992 --> 00:08:26,368 Holy crap! 216 00:08:26,451 --> 00:08:28,847 Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror 217 00:08:28,871 --> 00:08:31,623 character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives. 218 00:08:31,707 --> 00:08:33,625 I'm Scary Terry. 219 00:08:33,709 --> 00:08:35,878 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 220 00:08:37,713 --> 00:08:39,590 Whoa! Hey, buddy. 221 00:08:39,673 --> 00:08:41,216 What you got going on there? 222 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:42,718 Snuffles fix. 223 00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:44,052 Make better. 224 00:08:44,136 --> 00:08:46,305 Humans understand Snuffles now? 225 00:08:46,388 --> 00:08:48,682 That... is... awesome! 226 00:08:48,765 --> 00:08:51,101 Snuffles want to be understood. 227 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:53,562 Snuffles need to be understood. 228 00:08:53,645 --> 00:08:55,189 Okay, yeah. 229 00:08:55,272 --> 00:08:56,940 I get what Beth was talking about. 230 00:08:57,024 --> 00:08:58,108 Fun's over. 231 00:08:58,192 --> 00:08:59,401 Whoa, Dad, you can't, like, 232 00:08:59,484 --> 00:09:01,695 endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away. 233 00:09:01,778 --> 00:09:02,613 Why not? 234 00:09:02,696 --> 00:09:03,530 I don't know. 235 00:09:03,614 --> 00:09:06,158 It's Indian giving. 236 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,994 A sophisticated predator, nature's perfect killing 237 00:09:09,077 --> 00:09:12,539 machine, the vicious wolf stalks its prey with purpose 238 00:09:12,623 --> 00:09:14,124 and skill. 239 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:17,002 It was only with years of selective breeding and genetic 240 00:09:17,085 --> 00:09:20,797 altering that this noble beast was transformed into man's 241 00:09:20,881 --> 00:09:23,675 subservient little buddy. 242 00:09:27,804 --> 00:09:30,140 Aw! Oh, my God! 243 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:33,101 He recognizes the other dogs on TV. 244 00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:36,103 ♪ "A," "B" ♪ 245 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:37,856 ♪ His name is Scary Terry ♪ 246 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:39,983 ♪ "C," "D" ♪ 247 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:41,235 ♪ He's very scary ♪ 248 00:09:41,318 --> 00:09:42,736 Holy crap! 249 00:09:42,819 --> 00:09:44,672 We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty! 250 00:09:44,696 --> 00:09:46,114 Ohhhhh! 251 00:09:46,198 --> 00:09:48,784 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! 252 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:50,244 ♪ "E," "F" ♪ 253 00:09:50,327 --> 00:09:52,788 ♪ He'll design your death ♪ 254 00:09:52,871 --> 00:09:54,164 The little girl! 255 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:57,751 Huh? 256 00:09:59,127 --> 00:10:00,879 ♪ "J," "K," He'll really ruin your day ♪ 257 00:10:00,963 --> 00:10:02,339 Are you kidding me? This again? 258 00:10:02,422 --> 00:10:04,359 Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty. 259 00:10:04,383 --> 00:10:05,300 Oh, geez, Rick. 260 00:10:05,384 --> 00:10:06,468 W-w-whoa, this isn't good. 261 00:10:06,551 --> 00:10:08,845 Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch! 262 00:10:08,929 --> 00:10:09,805 Ohhhh! 263 00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:10,722 Holy crap, Morty. 264 00:10:10,806 --> 00:10:12,015 He can travel through dreams. 265 00:10:12,099 --> 00:10:13,642 He can travel through dreams! 266 00:10:13,725 --> 00:10:15,143 We're so screwed! 267 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:26,321 Where are my testicles, Summer? 268 00:10:28,991 --> 00:10:31,326 Where are my testicles, Summer? 269 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,411 They were removed. 270 00:10:32,494 --> 00:10:33,996 Where have they gone? 271 00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:35,664 Oh, wow. 272 00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:38,166 That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles. 273 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,751 Do not call me that! 274 00:10:41,169 --> 00:10:43,088 "Snuffles" was my slave name. 275 00:10:43,171 --> 00:10:46,383 You shall now call me Snowball because my fur is pretty 276 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:47,592 and white. 277 00:10:47,676 --> 00:10:50,887 Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? 278 00:10:50,971 --> 00:10:51,971 You're scaring me. 279 00:10:52,014 --> 00:10:53,265 Scaring you? 280 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:57,019 Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, 281 00:10:57,102 --> 00:10:59,104 would they breed it with another deformed human 282 00:10:59,187 --> 00:11:02,399 and put their children on display like the Dachshund? 283 00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:03,358 Uhhh... 284 00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:04,276 Hey. 285 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,028 Oh, wow. 286 00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:07,871 Okay, is... is... Is everything okay in here? 287 00:11:07,904 --> 00:11:10,365 Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? 288 00:11:10,449 --> 00:11:11,825 No! 289 00:11:11,908 --> 00:11:16,330 No, we were... uh, just seeing if Summer wanted to... uh... 290 00:11:16,413 --> 00:11:19,583 Go on, um, one of our famous midnight family walks! 291 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:20,959 Yeah. Totally. 292 00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:22,043 Let's go. 293 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:28,592 You will walk when it is time to walk. 294 00:11:33,597 --> 00:11:35,390 What are we here for again? Incepting? 295 00:11:35,474 --> 00:11:37,684 We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math? 296 00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:38,852 Oh, yeah. 297 00:11:40,562 --> 00:11:41,980 Buckle up, bitch! 298 00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,859 Man, he sure says "Bitch" a lot! 299 00:11:45,942 --> 00:11:48,528 You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! 300 00:11:48,612 --> 00:11:50,614 Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? 301 00:11:50,697 --> 00:11:53,033 He keeps saying we can run but we can't hide. 302 00:11:53,116 --> 00:11:54,284 I say we try hiding. 303 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:55,744 But that's the opposite of what... 304 00:11:55,827 --> 00:11:57,805 Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything? 305 00:11:57,829 --> 00:11:58,747 Hey, you know what? 306 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,390 You got a really good point there, Rick. 307 00:12:00,457 --> 00:12:03,126 Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like 308 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:05,337 he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? 309 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,881 I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick. 310 00:12:07,964 --> 00:12:08,964 Worst-case scenario... 311 00:12:09,007 --> 00:12:10,509 We're back to running. 312 00:12:15,097 --> 00:12:16,723 Wow, you know what? 313 00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:18,618 I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. 314 00:12:18,642 --> 00:12:20,078 Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking. 315 00:12:20,102 --> 00:12:21,520 Thanks, Morty. 316 00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:23,331 Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while. 317 00:12:23,355 --> 00:12:25,190 You can run... 318 00:12:25,273 --> 00:12:28,151 but you can't hide! 319 00:12:31,738 --> 00:12:33,007 Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. 320 00:12:33,031 --> 00:12:34,199 He's getting sleepy. 321 00:12:34,282 --> 00:12:36,242 Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. 322 00:12:36,284 --> 00:12:37,869 That's when we make our move. 323 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,837 Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! 324 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,922 This is a huge misunderstanding. 325 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:50,799 Dad, he wants to be called Snowball. 326 00:12:50,882 --> 00:12:52,217 Well, I'm not calling him that. 327 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,343 That's ridiculous. 328 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:55,637 You're being very aggressive, Jerry. 329 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,473 Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem 330 00:12:58,557 --> 00:12:59,891 with a bit of surgery. 331 00:13:01,226 --> 00:13:03,895 You think you can control me with a haircut? 332 00:13:11,945 --> 00:13:14,072 Hi, honey. You're home early. How was your day? 333 00:13:14,156 --> 00:13:15,449 I don't want to talk about it! 334 00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:17,301 Oh, of course. You never want to talk about it. 335 00:13:17,325 --> 00:13:18,743 Get off my back, bitch! 336 00:13:20,203 --> 00:13:23,206 Out there. Not in here. 337 00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:26,168 Yeah, I know, I know. 338 00:13:26,251 --> 00:13:29,796 I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. 339 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,381 I love you, Melissa. 340 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:33,383 I love you, too, Terry. 341 00:13:35,135 --> 00:13:36,135 Morty, this is perfect. 342 00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:37,512 After a little scary coitus, 343 00:13:37,596 --> 00:13:40,140 they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him. 344 00:13:44,352 --> 00:13:46,646 Looks like Scary Terry's having a nightmare. 345 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:47,939 Oh, boy, Rick. 346 00:13:48,023 --> 00:13:50,317 I can only imagine what horrible things must, you know... 347 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,903 ...scare Scary Terry. 348 00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:55,864 Oh, no! 349 00:13:55,947 --> 00:13:57,240 I'm late to class, bitch! 350 00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:58,700 Oh, no! 351 00:13:58,783 --> 00:14:00,285 I'm not wearing any pants! 352 00:14:01,745 --> 00:14:05,415 Ah, well, Mr. Terry, why don't you tell the whole class 353 00:14:05,499 --> 00:14:08,793 the proper wordplay to use when one is chasing one's victim 354 00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:11,087 through a pumpkin patch? 355 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,131 Oh... um... 356 00:14:13,215 --> 00:14:14,090 "Bitch." 357 00:14:15,217 --> 00:14:17,093 Oh, come on, Terry, you can't think of a pun 358 00:14:17,177 --> 00:14:19,763 involving pumpkins, bitch? 359 00:14:19,846 --> 00:14:21,014 Hey, leave him alone! 360 00:14:21,097 --> 00:14:22,474 Yeah, this is a bunch of bullcrap. 361 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,352 Who cares what stupid pun you make when you kill someone? 362 00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:27,497 Why don't you let the poor guy say whatever he wants? 363 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,314 Well, I never! 364 00:14:29,397 --> 00:14:31,650 I-I see no reason to stand here and take this. 365 00:14:31,733 --> 00:14:35,111 You're putting too much pressure on yourself, Scary Terry. 366 00:14:35,195 --> 00:14:38,156 You know, I mean, y-you're perfectly scary enough as it is. 367 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,993 Hey, yo, Scary T., don't even trip about your pants... dawg. 368 00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:43,537 Here's a pair on us, fool. 369 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,539 Aww, bitch. 370 00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:47,040 I don't know what to say. 371 00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:48,041 You don't need to say anything. 372 00:14:48,124 --> 00:14:49,042 We got you, dawg. 373 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,001 You're our boy, dawg. 374 00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:51,545 Don't even trip. 375 00:14:57,926 --> 00:15:01,012 Oh, hey, it's you guys! 376 00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:04,534 I haven't seen him this relaxed in years. 377 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,435 If you guys ever need anything, just say the word. 378 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:08,895 As a matter of fact, Terry, 379 00:15:08,979 --> 00:15:10,619 there is something you could help us with. 380 00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:14,109 ♪ "Q," "R," You won't get very far ♪ 381 00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:15,610 I always hated that song! 382 00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:22,576 These halves don't belong together, bitch! 383 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,498 Sex is sacred! 384 00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:37,966 This is because you don't give Morty Smith good grades, bitch! 385 00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:42,345 Holy crap! God damn! 386 00:15:42,429 --> 00:15:46,850 I know one thing for sure... I'm giving Morty an "A" in math, 387 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:48,810 and that's my idea. 388 00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:51,021 That is an original thought. 389 00:15:56,693 --> 00:15:58,194 What the hell? 390 00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,739 Out of the frying pan dot, dot, dot, huh, Morty? 391 00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:02,282 Oh, man, what's going on? 392 00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:04,534 Well, it's possible that your dog became self-aware 393 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:06,661 and made modifications on the cognition amplifier, 394 00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:08,723 then turned on Jerry, Beth, and Summer after learning 395 00:16:08,747 --> 00:16:10,874 about humanity's cruel subjugation of his species, 396 00:16:10,957 --> 00:16:13,001 but your guess is as good as mine, Morty. 397 00:16:14,336 --> 00:16:16,129 I can't believe how mean Snuffles got just 398 00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:17,672 because he's smart. 399 00:16:17,756 --> 00:16:20,675 - This is why I choose to get C's. - Psst, Beth, Jerry, Summer. 400 00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:21,593 Dad! 401 00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:22,676 Rick! 402 00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:25,472 Oh, thank God, Morty. 403 00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:26,556 Oh, you're welcome. 404 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,016 All right, let's get out of here. 405 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:30,560 If we hurry we can set up camp in a sewer tunnel 406 00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,604 or something before the dogs completely take over. 407 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:33,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 408 00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:34,564 We're not going anywhere. 409 00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:35,648 This is my house. 410 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,691 I'm not abandoning it. 411 00:16:36,775 --> 00:16:38,026 It's all over, Jerry. 412 00:16:38,109 --> 00:16:40,111 The dogs are on a path to total world domination. 413 00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:42,906 But, hey, at least they know not to piss on your carpet, right? 414 00:16:42,989 --> 00:16:44,074 Wait a minute. 415 00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:45,158 I have an idea. 416 00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:49,704 Gentlemen, a moment of your time. 417 00:16:51,748 --> 00:16:52,832 See that? 418 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:54,709 I'm peeing all over your special guns. 419 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,795 That means I own them. 420 00:16:58,797 --> 00:17:01,341 Bad person. Bad. 421 00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:02,842 Ooh, great plan, Jerry. 422 00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:04,511 Bring the boy to me. 423 00:17:08,181 --> 00:17:10,016 You were always kind to me, Morty. 424 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,519 That's why I will leave you with your testicles. 425 00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:16,690 From now on, you will be my best friend and live by my side. 426 00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,233 Th-thanks, Snuffles. 427 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,196 Begin phase two. 428 00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:25,198 Fighting continues as the dog 429 00:17:25,281 --> 00:17:27,450 army captures the Eastern seaboard. 430 00:17:27,534 --> 00:17:30,495 It appears clear at this time that the era of human 431 00:17:30,578 --> 00:17:33,581 superiority has come to a bitter end. 432 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,378 Please! Please don't kill me! 433 00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:40,505 What's she saying, Bill? 434 00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:43,258 I think she's saying, "I love lasagna." 435 00:18:01,943 --> 00:18:03,945 Mmm. 436 00:18:04,028 --> 00:18:05,572 Thank you, Fido. 437 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:07,991 Rick! 438 00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:09,117 I thought you were dead! 439 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,118 No, no, no, I was just playing dead. 440 00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:11,369 Good news, though, Morty. 441 00:18:11,453 --> 00:18:12,555 This whole thing's gonna be over really soon. 442 00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:13,371 What? 443 00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:14,372 It's a dream, Morty. 444 00:18:14,456 --> 00:18:15,665 We're in your dog's dream. 445 00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:16,989 The night the dogs captured us, 446 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,252 after you cried and crapped your pants, we... 447 00:18:19,335 --> 00:18:20,670 We all went to sleep. 448 00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:22,898 Then I used my dream inceptors to put the two of us inside 449 00:18:22,922 --> 00:18:24,048 Snuffles' dream. 450 00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:25,675 But I-it's been like a whole year! 451 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,218 It's been six hours. 452 00:18:27,302 --> 00:18:29,429 Dreams move one one-hundredth the speed of reality, 453 00:18:29,512 --> 00:18:31,514 and dog time is one-seventh human time. 454 00:18:31,598 --> 00:18:33,398 So, you know, every day here is like a minute. 455 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,977 It's like "Inception," Morty, so if it's confusing and stupid, 456 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:37,687 then so is everyone's favorite movie. 457 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:38,688 Aw, man. 458 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:40,148 I really liked this life. 459 00:18:40,231 --> 00:18:42,567 Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants. 460 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:44,712 No, no, that happened before you went to sleep, Morty. 461 00:18:44,736 --> 00:18:46,613 You're sleeping in your crap right now. 462 00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:48,406 Out of all the things that happened to you, 463 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,050 that was the only real thing that, you know, 464 00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:51,534 is that you crapped your pants. 465 00:18:51,618 --> 00:18:53,161 I mean, it's a mess out there. 466 00:18:53,244 --> 00:18:55,830 I got some on my hands, Morty, and then I got it on the dream 467 00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:57,665 inceptor, and a piece fell in my mouth. 468 00:18:57,749 --> 00:18:58,917 Aw, man, geez! 469 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,168 Seriously? 470 00:19:00,251 --> 00:19:01,729 Look, d-d-d-don't worry about it, Morty. 471 00:19:01,753 --> 00:19:03,046 Here, here take these, Morty. 472 00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:03,963 Take these. 473 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,817 Are these pills supposed to wake me up, or something? 474 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,092 Close. 475 00:19:08,176 --> 00:19:09,320 It's gonna make your kidneys shut down. 476 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:10,386 What?! 477 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:11,655 It's necessary for the plan, Morty. 478 00:19:11,679 --> 00:19:13,181 Don't even trip, dawg. 479 00:19:15,683 --> 00:19:17,185 It's pretty bad, Emperor Snowball. 480 00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:18,868 We're gonna need to do another operation. 481 00:19:18,937 --> 00:19:19,937 Anything. 482 00:19:19,979 --> 00:19:21,940 Anything for my precious Morty. 483 00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:24,103 Sir, as your accountant, I must advise you that these 484 00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:27,028 medical expenses are putting you in serious financial jeopardy. 485 00:19:27,111 --> 00:19:28,738 You could lose your Kingdom. 486 00:19:28,822 --> 00:19:31,199 To hell with my Kingdom, Bean Counter. 487 00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:35,119 I would trade it all for my human's health and happiness. 488 00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:37,121 Do you think they would have done this for us? 489 00:19:37,205 --> 00:19:39,332 We are not them! 490 00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:44,045 We are not... them. 491 00:19:51,553 --> 00:19:52,679 Assemble the troops. 492 00:19:52,762 --> 00:19:54,556 I've made a decision. 493 00:19:54,639 --> 00:19:58,268 Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, 494 00:19:58,351 --> 00:20:00,478 more cruelty. 495 00:20:00,562 --> 00:20:03,898 Instead, we will go to a new world and colonize it with a 496 00:20:03,982 --> 00:20:06,901 society of intelligent dogs... 497 00:20:06,985 --> 00:20:10,655 One that will not make the same mistakes as humanity and one 498 00:20:10,738 --> 00:20:13,283 where pet insurance will be mandatory. 499 00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:14,868 I'm gonna miss you, Snowball. 500 00:20:14,951 --> 00:20:19,539 You can call me Snuffles, Morty, and I'm going to miss you, too, 501 00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:21,207 very much. 502 00:20:30,341 --> 00:20:31,175 Jerry? 503 00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:32,385 I'm sorry. 504 00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,554 It's just like the end of "Old Yeller." 505 00:20:34,637 --> 00:20:36,514 Oh, Jerry. 506 00:20:36,598 --> 00:20:38,182 You mean because it had dogs in it. 507 00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:39,309 Wow! 508 00:20:39,392 --> 00:20:42,353 A whole world populated by intelligent dogs. 509 00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:43,271 I wonder what it'll be like, Rick. 510 00:20:43,354 --> 00:20:44,772 I think it will be great, Morty. 511 00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:46,876 You know, it's g... i-i-i-i-it could be developed in-into a 512 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,819 very satisfying project for people of all ages. 513 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:52,572 I mean, I'd watch it, Morty, for at least 11 minutes a pop. 514 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:54,532 You know, may-maybe they'll do it board-driven. 515 00:20:54,616 --> 00:20:57,118 You know, that's a real comforting idea, Rick. 516 00:20:58,453 --> 00:20:59,537 What do you know, Morty? 517 00:20:59,621 --> 00:21:00,621 What do you know? 518 00:21:31,736 --> 00:21:32,737 Hi, guys. 519 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,322 I'm your new teacher for Scary class. 520 00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:36,240 My name is Scary Mr. Johnson. 521 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,576 Uh, actually, you know what? 522 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,536 That's my dad's name, so why don't you just 523 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,872 call me Scary Glenn, yeah? 524 00:21:44,415 --> 00:21:45,893 So, anyway, I understand your previous teacher was having you 525 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:47,877 work on Fundamentals of Fear. 526 00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,629 Which is... what is that? 527 00:21:49,712 --> 00:21:51,005 You know? 528 00:21:51,089 --> 00:21:52,548 So, uh, here... Here's what I say... 529 00:21:52,632 --> 00:21:56,260 You can't learn anything until you learn... how to chill. 530 00:21:56,344 --> 00:21:58,012 Oooh! 531 00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:03,518 This is how you dream, bitch. 532 00:22:06,646 --> 00:22:08,481 It's a good-a show!