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- Bye, mom! Bye, Dad!
- Drive carefully!
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Have fun, you two.
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Yes, we will have as
much fun as possible on our...
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Titanic-themed getaway.
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Let's lose the 'tude, please.
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It's supposed to be romantic.
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Speaking of disasters, Dad,
we are leaving you in charge.
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I know, c-can we wrap
this up?
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Morty and I have some
synthetic laser eels
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oxidizing in the garage.
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Hey, don't blow me off.
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I am drawing a line, okay?
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Any damage to this house
or these children
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when we get back, and...
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n-no more
adventures with Morty.
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Aw, geez, Rick, if my mom's
the one saying it,
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then you know it's pretty
serious this time.
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- That's right.
- Wait. What?
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Listen, you have
my word as a caregiver,
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everything's gonna be fine.
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And if not, like you say, no
more adventures or whatever.
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It's like that old song
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"Blomp Blomp-a Noop Noop
A-Noop Noop Noop."
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Y-You guys know that song?
From Tiny Rogerts?
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You never heard of it?
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You know, the black effeminate
guy from the '50s?
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No-Nobody?
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A-All right, whatever.
Look, who cares?
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Just go on your stupid trip.
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Not one thing out of place.
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Not a single thing.
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Well, we're past
the point of no return.
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I'm going to have a party.
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I found jello. Can you
sneak your mom's vodka?
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Yes, she does.
I saw it in your laundry room.
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Listen, you can't both be
in denial about it.
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Okay, bye.
- Summer!
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You can't throw a party!
Remember what mom said?
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Yeah, if anything
gets messed up,
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you and Grandpa Rick get
punished.
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I'm only a human being, Morty.
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Rick, tell Summer
she can't have a party!
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Uh, Summer, you can't
have a party.
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Because
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I'm having
a party, b-i-i-i-itch!
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Oh, what?!
Rick, you can't!
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What do you mean
you're having a party?
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Are some Glip Glops
from the third dimension
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going to come over
and play cards or something?
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"Glip Glop?"
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You're lucky a Traflorkian
doesn't hear you say that.
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Is that like their
N-word?
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It's like the N-word
and the C-word had a baby
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and it was raised by
all the bad words for Jews.
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Listen, I think the
three of us could just,
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you know, have a nice
time, like, just hanging out,
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and, you know, doing
a little bonding and...
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Screw that.
This is my chance...
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to gain some footing
with the cool kids.
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That's why you party?
Boy, you really are 17.
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- Why do you party?
- To get...
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wr-wriggedy
wriggedy wrecked, son!
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Just keep your sci-fi friends
away from my awesome ones.
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Yeah, and you keep your
awesome friends away
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from my canapes.
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After dinner, Titanic 2 will
attach to the rail system
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near our replica iceberg,
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and the hydraulics
encased in these tubes
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will execute a controlled sink
into the icy depths.
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A rail system seems archaic
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for an attraction this
impressive.
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Are you sure the ship will sink?
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I can assure you the ship
will sink,
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as it has a thousand
times before.
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It is un-unsinkable.
- Ooh!
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Look, it's the line for the bow!
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Jerry, I'd love to just
kick back
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with a margarita and read.
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Do you mind if I skip the whole
"King of the World" bit?
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Well, it's not
the "King of the World" bit.
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That's Jack and Fabrizio.
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This is where Rose says,
"I'm flying, Jack!"
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But whatever.
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I can be the only one
to do it alone.
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Well, what about her?
Excuse me, ma'am.
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Would you like to take
my place in line?
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I, uh... I could get
into trouble.
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We won't tell.
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So...
you're a Titanic fanatic?
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Oh, yes. I've worked here
since it opened,
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but I've never been able
to participate.
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Happy to help... Rose.
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I love watching bukkake.
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I mean, like, I don't know if I
personally would ever do it...
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- Brad! Hey!
- Yo.
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Brad is here! Quick, make
my hair look drunk.
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Check it out.
Tammy's already drunk.
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Cool.
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The beacon was activated.
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Who is in danger?
- Ugh! Grandpa!
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Birdperson!
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I am pleased there is
no emergency.
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Oh, there's an emergency,
all right.
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A pussy emergency!
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When's the last time
you got laid, 'Pers?
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It has been a... challenging
mating season for Birdperson.
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Then it's time to get
your beak wet tonight, player.
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Go have some fun out there
Birdp... Bird... Birdperson.
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Oh, man, how many
people did you invite, Rick?
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Uh... people?
Mm, six.
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Yo! What up,
my Glip Glops?!
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Oh, man!
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Oh!
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Y-Y-You know there's
a garbage, right?
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Hey, uh, what the hell?!
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Ooh. That's why you never
invite a Floopy Doop
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and a Shmoopy Doop
to the same party.
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Oh, oh, g...
Oh, that's disgusting!
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You guys are in my parents' bed!
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Oh. Sorry.
I'm not feeling too well.
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I just needed to lie down
for a bit.
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Oh. Okay. S-S-Sorry.
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Oh, my god!
Are you kidding me?!
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The thing people don't
realize about the gear wars
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is that it was never really
about the gears at all.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
No, no, to-totally.
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Rick, you gotta stop...
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Morty!
Have you met Gearhead?
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- Hey, how's...
- Morty here, he...
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He would love to hear
all about the Gear Wars.
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How familiar are you
with the gear wars, exactly?
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Uh... not at all.
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Oh, boy.
I envy you.
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Okay, it was about
754 years ago...
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Oh, hey, Morty! H-Have you met
my buddy Scropon?
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Not again, Rick.
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That last guy droned on for
20 minutes, you know?
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And meanwhile, the whole house
is being destroyed!
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Whoa, Morty, this guy's
entire planet was destroyed.
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Have a little perspective.
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Hey, Rick, squanchy party, bro!
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Aw! Squanchy!
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Is there a good place for me
to squanch around here?
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Squanchy, you can
squanch wherever you want, man.
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Mi casa es su casa, dawg!
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All right!
I like your squanch!
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Uh, Rick, what exactly
is "squanching"?
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Morty, listen...
We've had a lot
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of really cool adventures
over the last year,
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but it's time to relax.
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Yeah, if I relax now,
there might not
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even be any more adventures!
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Jesus, Morty, you're
bumming me out.
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Can't we just pretend like
everything's fine
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for a few hours,
enjoy ourselves,
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and then worry
about all this later?
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Yeah, that's easy
for you to say, Rick.
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You know, you like not
caring about stuff.
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You know, wh-wh-what's
in this for me?
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Jessica.
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Knock it off, Slow Mobius!
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Ha ha! Sorry, dude!
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I'm just trying to show off
my powers, bro!
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I can't believe she's here.
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Well, what are you
doing standing here, Morty?
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Go. Talk to her.
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Tonight, the only adventure
you're on
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is your cusping manhood.
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Oh, Rose.
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Whee!
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Is that what I think it is?
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Yes, every couple gets
to re-create Jack's drowning
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at the end of the movie.
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It's so romantic.
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I can't wait to do
that with Beth.
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I don't know, Jerry.
With all due respect...
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it seems like your wife
may not be that interested.
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Look!
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Iceberg, right ahead!
The buffet is now closed.
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Iceberg, right ahead!
The buffet is now closed.
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Uh, sir?
There's not a problem.
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What do you mean
there's not a problem?
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The guidance system
isn't putting us
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on a direct collision course.
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This ship is about to completely
miss the giant iceberg!
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Well, do something!
Steer into it!
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I'm trying!
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It's too late.
Ladies and gentlemen...
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don't brace yourselves.
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No! What happened?!
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Their rail system must have failed.
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Totally gonna get laid tonight.
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I like your feathers.
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They are designed to attract
the attention of the female.
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It's working.
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Tammy, I should let you know
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I just got out of a highly
intense soul bond
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with my previous spirit mate.
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I'm not looking to get
into a soul bond.
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I'm just looking for...
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I believe Birdperson can
arrange that.
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Hey, Summer, haven't seen you
at flute practice in a while.
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Summer, don't tell me
you're friends with her.
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Are you kidding me?
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I don't even know
what she's doing here.
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Whoa. Not cool, Summer.
This is a party.
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Everybody should be welcome.
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Oh, great. Who invited
Abradolph Lincoler?
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I thought everyone was welcome.
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It's not the same, Summer.
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Lincoler is a crazed maniac...
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Just a misguided effort
of mine to create
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a morally neutral
superleader by combining
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the DNA of Adolf Hitler
and Abraham Lincoln.
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Turns out it just adds
up to a lame, weird loser.
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Rick, you brought me
into this world,
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a suffering abomination
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tortured by the duality
of its being.
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But I shall finally know peace
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when I watch the life drain
from your wretched body!
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Whoa. What's up, man?
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I have no quarrel with you, boy.
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"Boy"?
What's that supposed to mean?
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It's just... I-look,
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I-I don't know how you thought
I meant it, but...
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Don't look at me, dude.
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Look, I'm
half-Abraham Lincoln, so...
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So I should get on my knees
and kiss your ass?!
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Well, no, but...
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You know?
- What do I know?
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That the Third Reich will reign
for a thousand years?
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- Leave him alone, Brad.
- Stay out of this, Jessica!
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Kick his ass, Brad!
Kick his ass!
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Kick his ass! Kick his ass!
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Brad!
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Stupid!
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Rick!
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I just did you a favor, Morty.
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Sorry about all that.
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Rick has some really
strange friends.
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Ugh! Brad is such a jerk.
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He's always trying to prove
what a man he is.
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I just want to find somebody
nice and sweet.
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Jessica, can I show
you something?
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- Wow! Look at all this stuff.
- Yeah.
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This is me and my grandpa Rick's
sci-fi workshop.
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Check this out.
248
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,064
It's beautiful.
249
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,066
You know, Jessica,
there's something
250
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,235
I've always wanted to tell you.
251
00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:12,196
- What's that, Morty?
- I think you're the most...
252
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,073
No, that...
Those weird sounds
253
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:17,743
coming from the closet
over there.
254
00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:22,915
- Oh, my god!
- Aah!
255
00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:24,583
Hey, I'm squanching in here!
256
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,544
Oh, my god!
Oh, that is so disgusting!
257
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,130
Ow! Oh! Oh, crap!
258
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,816
Huh.
Big star in the sky.
259
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,819
Oxygen-rich atmosphere.
260
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,821
Giant testicle monsters.
261
00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,239
We'll be fine! Let's party!
262
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:05,958
♪ Just shake that ass, bitch,
and let me see whatcha got ♪
263
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,835
♪ Just shake that ass... ♪
264
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,254
I swear to god, Morty,
if it weren't for the fact
265
00:11:10,338 --> 00:11:12,138
that everyone's still
having a blast in there,
266
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,091
I would be so furious
with you right now.
267
00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:15,968
Oh, man.
Y-You hear that, Morty?
268
00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,932
You really lucked out
with Summer o-on that one.
269
00:11:18,012 --> 00:11:20,056
How are you guys not
freaking out right now?!
270
00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:22,683
T-The whole house is sitting
in another dimension!
271
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,935
I-I mean, w-what the hell
are we supposed to do?!
272
00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:26,812
M-M-Mom and Dad are gonna
kill us!
273
00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:29,273
I'm losing it here, Rick!
- Relax, Morty, relax!
274
00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:30,858
It's gonna be fine.
275
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,152
All we have to do is go out
and find us
276
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,653
some Kalaxian crystals.
277
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,655
Oh, shit, motherfucker!
278
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,282
Kalaxian crystals, Morty,
279
00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,742
just a few miles south of here.
280
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,285
Okay. Let's go, then.
281
00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:43,263
W-W-We got to go get those
crystals right now, Rick.
282
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,206
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Morty, I-I can't go with you.
283
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,874
I got to hang back
284
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,168
and make sure everything stays
cool here, you know?
285
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:52,338
I mean, who knows what... what
if somebody breaks something?
286
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,298
Yeah. Me too.
I should stay.
287
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:55,716
You guys have any aspirin?
288
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,468
Oh, hey, Morty, this is perfect!
289
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,387
You can take Lincoler with you.
290
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,070
Hey, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm injured.
291
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:02,765
Shut up, Lincoler.
292
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,059
It's the least you can do
for wrecking the living room.
293
00:12:05,142 --> 00:12:07,561
Yeah! And, Nancy,
you should go, too.
294
00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:09,480
What? Why... why me?
295
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,816
Because, uh, you're...
296
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,985
You're so good
at playing the flute.
297
00:12:17,113 --> 00:12:18,989
Sorry for the inconvenience, folks.
298
00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:21,158
We should resume sinking shortly.
299
00:12:21,242 --> 00:12:23,160
In the meantime, please,
stay on the ship
300
00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:26,038
and enjoy a complimentary plate
of James Cameronion rings.
301
00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,207
Great. Not only is
the ship not sinking,
302
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,084
but now the fourth wall
has been broken.
303
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,212
I am gonna go back
to the room to finish my book.
304
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,005
You should find that Lucy woman.
305
00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,215
But... but...
306
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,217
You see, Jerry?
307
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,885
May I show you something?
308
00:12:39,969 --> 00:12:41,512
Had everything gone as planned,
309
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,222
this entire area
would be underwater.
310
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,516
I would have liked to see it.
311
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,185
This trip has been a "Titanic"
failure.
312
00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:50,271
Get it?
Ooh!
313
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:52,523
- Draw me, Jerry.
- Oh, boy.
314
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,233
Lucy, wow.
315
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,944
Uh, this isn't
what I had in mind.
316
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,696
But it's the perfect moment.
317
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:01,073
We've been dreaming
about this for 16 years.
318
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,950
Um, not like this.
Not... not with you.
319
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,954
You are gonna draw me.
320
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,124
Then you're going to fuck
me in that car over there.
321
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,042
It's weird,
'cause I definitely think
322
00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:14,044
that all men are created equal.
323
00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:16,255
But, at the same time...
- Okay!
324
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,424
Um, the crystals should be
really close.
325
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,967
There they are!
326
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,845
Wait.
Something's not right.
327
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,101
Get the crystals!
I'll handle the beast!
328
00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:32,897
Prepare to be emancipated from
your own inferior genes!
329
00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,275
Summer's gonna like me again.
330
00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:45,242
Lincoler, come on!
Let's get out of here!
331
00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:47,912
Mein journey is over, Morty.
332
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:52,917
I have something
important to tell you.
333
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,504
♪ And the gears, they turned
for a thousand years ♪
334
00:13:56,587 --> 00:14:00,007
♪ Until the dark day
that they stopped ♪
335
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,009
Rick, I got them!
336
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,427
I got the crystals!
337
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,095
All right!
You did it, Morty.
338
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:07,389
Rick, wait! There's something
you need to know.
339
00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:09,141
I couldn't have done it
without Lincoler.
340
00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,494
He said that he was really sorry
341
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,144
and that he loves you
like a father.
342
00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,562
He only wanted you
to accept him,
343
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:15,022
and he hopes that his final act
344
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,440
would redeem him in your eyes.
345
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,943
He sacrificed himself to save
all of us, Rick.
346
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,569
He died.
347
00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:22,363
Well, at least
he didn't die in vain.
348
00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:25,115
He got these crystals.
349
00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:28,494
And these babies just saved
this lame-ass party!
350
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,037
Wubba, lubba, dub, dub!
351
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,872
Play something.
S-Somebody, play something.
352
00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:34,166
Wait a minute. What?
353
00:14:37,253 --> 00:14:40,089
♪ Put your right foot forward
and your left foot back ♪
354
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,841
♪ Then slide around like
on a Nordictrack ♪
355
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,177
♪ Move to the left.
Step to the right ♪
356
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:48,931
♪ Wiggle your elbows, and look
up into the light ♪
357
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,183
♪ It's the, it's the ♪
358
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,811
♪ It's the Rick dance ♪
359
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,771
♪ It's the, it's the ♪
360
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,648
♪ It's the Rick dance ♪
361
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,441
Slow Mobius, hit me
with the clock beam!
362
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,907
♪ It's the, it's the ♪
363
00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,158
♪ It's the Rick dance ♪
364
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,494
That's the Rick dance!
All right!
365
00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:11,912
Whoa, man!
366
00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,457
What the hell was that?!
367
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,461
I thought those crystals were
supposed to help us
368
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,836
get home or something!
369
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,088
What? No, no, no, I can get us home
whenever I want to.
370
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,608
But, listen, speaking of those
crystals, can I get the rest of them?
371
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,342
I'm starting to come down,
Morty.
372
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:28,220
Crystal Kalaxian is a really
strong, but fleeting high.
373
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,016
That's what I think of your
crystals, Rick!
374
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,851
Oh, Morty, you idiot!
375
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,186
Does anybody else have
any more K-Lax?
376
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,563
B-Birdperson?
Uh, Squanchy?
377
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,231
Don't squaunch at me.
378
00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:41,525
All right, everybody,
party is officially over!
379
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,527
Rick, take us home now.
380
00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,904
All right, fine, Morty,
you party pooper buzzkill!
381
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,323
Boo, boo! Morty sucks!
382
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:50,159
Boo! You suck,
whatever your name is.
383
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,161
Morty, you're the worst, Morty.
384
00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:54,413
But these gears just
started turnin'.
385
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,290
Almost finished, Jerry?
386
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,334
Uh, almost.
387
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,629
I haven't quite captured
your beautiful eyes.
388
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,380
I'm sure it's good enough.
Move!
389
00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:05,049
Every weekend,
Jacks and Roses have
390
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,884
their Titanic experience
in this car,
391
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,428
and I have to mop it up.
392
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,306
The floor drops out
to make it easier.
393
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,016
But now it's my turn.
394
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,685
We're going to get it nice
and steamy in there,
395
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:19,146
and I'm going to slam my hand
on the steam
396
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,898
and leave a nice handprint,
397
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,567
and then you're going to love
inside of me.
398
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,444
No mess. No clean.
399
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,447
Beth!
400
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,033
Bet you're glad I think
Kindles are dumb now.
401
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,745
I can't help
but feel a little guilty.
402
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,914
I didn't peg Lucy for a rapist.
403
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,916
What does a rapist
look like exactly, Beth?
404
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,918
Is it a Slavic man
wearing a denim jacket
405
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,587
with a patchy beard
and the scent of cheap champagne
406
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:46,298
wafting over his
blister-pocked lips?
407
00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:47,383
What?
408
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,969
Well, at least you got
all this free stuff.
409
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,972
Should be enough to satisfy your
Titanic jones for a while.
410
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,600
I'm not going to fit.
411
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:59,353
Beth, listen to me.
You're going to get outta here.
412
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,063
You're gonna go on, and...
413
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,606
Jerry, just leave the door.
414
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,316
It's not a door, Beth.
It's debris.
415
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,151
I don't care.
Just leave it.
416
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,946
Yeah. Okay.
417
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:16,495
"Cape Fear"!
418
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,080
"Cape Fear"!
419
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,082
I'm... I'm doing... I'm...
I'm going to do like
420
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,625
from "Cape Fear."
421
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,344
Hey, squanchers!
422
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,888
The party's squanching on
at my place!
423
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:38,392
- Cool.
- I'm coming, too.
424
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,269
Uh, no.
You're not squanchy enough...
425
00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,229
for a squanchy party.
- What?
426
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,939
Nancy told us
what a bitch you are.
427
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,858
Guys, seriously.
Nancy?
428
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,776
Summer, you're a bad person.
429
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,945
All you care about is having
popular people like you.
430
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,947
That's not what
Abradolph Lincoler stood for.
431
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,284
Well, I-it was hard to pin down
what he stood for,
432
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,746
but it's certainly not
what he died for.
433
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,000
Next time I party,
I'm just gonna focus
434
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,002
on getting totally wrecked.
435
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,795
You're so wise.
436
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,424
May I assist you with that?
437
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,134
Uh, sure, yeah.
Thanks.
438
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,053
Morty, do you know what
"wubba lubba dub dub" means?
439
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,639
Uh, that's just Rick's
stupid nonsense catchphrase.
440
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,516
It's not nonsense at all.
441
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,769
In my people's tongue, it means,
442
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,729
"I am in great pain.
Please help me."
443
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,273
Well, I got news for you.
He's saying it ironically.
444
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,358
No, Morty.
Your grandfather is, indeed,
445
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,402
in very deep pain.
446
00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:32,404
That is why he must numb
himself.
447
00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:34,198
- Come on, um...
- Birdperson.
448
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,700
Come on, Birdperson.
Rick's not that complicated.
449
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:38,619
He's just a huge asshole.
450
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,246
Then why do you care so much
if you are no longer allowed
451
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,248
to continue on your adventures
together?
452
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,584
It appears fate has presented
you with an opportunity
453
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,336
to free yourself of Rick
forever.
454
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,963
You know what? You're right.
I shouldn't even care.
455
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,591
This is probably the best thing
that could have happened to me.
456
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,301
I'm sick of having adventures
with Rick.
457
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,803
My people have another saying...
458
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,429
"gubba nub nub doo rah
kah."
459
00:18:57,513 --> 00:19:00,808
It means, "whatever lets you
sleep at night."
460
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,268
Guys, Mom and Dad are, like,
461
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,937
right around the corner.
462
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,773
This is your moment, Morty.
Choose wisely.
463
00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,149
Tammy!
464
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,819
Caw!
465
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:18,283
Wow. We are so screwed.
466
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,178
- Rick, wake up.
- Huh? What? Wait? What? Stop.
467
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,745
Rick, you got to do
something quick.
468
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:24,122
My parents are home.
469
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,500
Uh, all... all right.
All right. Hold... hold on.
470
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,419
Ahh! So good.
471
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:30,647
Oh, my god. They're walking up
the driveway.
472
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,840
- Bring me the thing.
- What... what thing?
473
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,508
The thing. The thing.
474
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,277
It's got, like, buttons on it
and lights on it.
475
00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,761
It... it... it beeps.
- Rick!
476
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,405
That describes everything
in your garage!
477
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,347
Do you mean this?
478
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,976
Summer for for the win.
479
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,602
All right, that should do it.
480
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,897
- Whoa! What did you do?
- Uh, s-see for yourself.
481
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,607
Whoa!
482
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,484
Yeah, e-everything's
frozen in time.
483
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:54,361
Yeah, and Slow Mobius thinks
he's all that.
484
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,821
For how long?
485
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,781
I don't know.
How long do you guys want?
486
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,241
A week? A month?
487
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,870
Can we start cleaning the house
and see how we feel?
488
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,868
- Worst movie ever.
- Dumb.
489
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,313
Ooh, boy, what a waste of time.
490
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,733
Get it?
You know, 'cause it's frozen.
491
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,568
This has been so much fun.
492
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,403
Hey, Rick.
You know, this whole time,
493
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,071
I haven't once
heard you say that
494
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,799
"wubba lubba dub dub" thing
that you usually say.
495
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,199
Don't need to.
496
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,993
I have a new
catchphrase.
497
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,828
Oh, yeah?
What... what's that, Rick?
498
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,997
- I love my grandkids.
- Aww.
499
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,874
Psych! Just kidding...
My new catchphrase is,
500
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,918
"I don't give
a fuck!"
501
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,921
♪ Just shake that ass, bitch,
and let me see whatcha got ♪
502
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,882
♪ Just shake that ass, bitch,
and let me see what you got ♪
503
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,759
Roll credits!
504
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,802
♪ Just shake that a... ♪
Roll the credits! Go!
505
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:03,138
♪ Just shake that ass ♪
That's the end of season one!
506
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,057
That's the end, motherfucker!
507
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,351
"I don't give a fuck" is
my new catchphrase!
508
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,810
Fuck you!
509
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,854
That's season one! Boom!
510
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:13,732
Season one up in your face,
motherfucker!
511
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:14,816
Yeah!
512
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,601
Revenge.
513
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,603
What?!
514
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,984
Party!
515
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,527
Whoo, baby!
516
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:02,239
Please, stop!
517
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,615
Hey, brah!
518
00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:05,617
I don't understand.
Are you enjoying this?
519
00:22:05,701 --> 00:22:07,369
Do you like this?
520
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,371
Yeah, you know it, dawg!
521
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,499
Whoo, baby!
522
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,460
Did you get any of that?
523
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:17,504
It's a good-a show!