1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,808 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,210 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,278 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,748 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,818 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,653 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,555 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,524 Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,126 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 11 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,028 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,965 Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,204 Cartman: So much has happened. 14 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,306 I don't know where to start. 15 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:43,141 First it was all the school shootings. 16 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:45,877 Then these Wi-Fi scooters showed up. 17 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,479 And now we know that ManBearPig is real 18 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:50,382 and we could all be dead in a matter of years. 19 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,151 And you believe... 20 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:54,786 this all relates somehow 21 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,021 to the movie "Black Panther" 22 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:58,590 not being as good as everyone says it was? 23 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,124 I know there's a connection, 24 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:01,659 but that isn't what matters. 25 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:04,095 I can't deal with people anymore. 26 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:07,199 It's just, everyone sucks so hard, you know? 27 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,967 Everybody is so stupid. 28 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:13,238 And they all walk around going, "Way aya ayay blarhghg." 29 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,207 And the only thing that makes me happy, 30 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,842 the only thing I can trust, 31 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,210 is this. 32 00:01:19,212 --> 00:01:22,481 But all people do is try to keep me from it. 33 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:26,117 I'll be in my room, and my mom will come in and say, 34 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:28,853 [high-pitched voice] "Eric, that's enough time on your phone." 35 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,622 [ Normal voice ] And then at school... 36 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,691 [ High-pitched voice ] "Eric, what are you doing? 37 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,960 You can't use your phone at school!" 38 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,094 [ Normal voice ] And even my friends. 39 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,562 My own friends, they'll be like, 40 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,231 "Hey, Cartman, throw us the ball. 41 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,733 You're the Goddamn quarterback." 42 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,803 It's like everybody needs something from me. 43 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,805 All I want is a little time with my phone 44 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,875 instead of always listening to people's needy bullshit. 45 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,045 Oh, uh, sorry. Just -- 46 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,347 Uh, well, you know, 47 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,283 young people have to deal with so much today. 48 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,252 I believe that what you have 49 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:02,187 is anxiety. 50 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:03,988 Anxiety? Is that cool? 51 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,258 It's pretty common these days. 52 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:08,093 What it really is more than anything 53 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:12,364 is an excuse to be lazy and lame to everyone around you. 54 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:14,633 Oh, my God. That's perfect. 55 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,669 ♪♪ 56 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,871 [ Intercom beeps ] 57 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:22,407 I'm busy. 58 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:23,575 [ Intercom beeps ] 59 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,675 Woman Receptionist: Mr. Principal. 60 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:26,811 I'm busy doing stuff! 61 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,513 [ Intercom beeps ] What?! 62 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,548 Woman Receptionist: The vice principal needs to speak with you. 63 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,618 She says it's urgent. 64 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,886 [ Sighs ] 65 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,055 Oh, PC Principal. 66 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,357 Uh, y-yes? 67 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:39,924 Are you going in to see the vice principal? 68 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,259 I really need to speak with her. 69 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,660 Uh, yeah. We're just, uh -- 70 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,896 We're having an important scheduling to go over. 71 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,265 Everything is okay with you two? 72 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:50,068 There's no more inappropriate behavior? 73 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,569 You know, as a counselor, I'm here to -- 74 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:52,937 That's in the past, Mackey. 75 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:54,105 We've paid our dues, 76 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,841 and we're not hiding anything anymore. 77 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:59,478 Mkay. 78 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,815 [ Babies crying ] 79 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:08,019 I could use a little help here! 80 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,921 What's going on? 81 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:13,658 Riley said a word that her sister felt was insensitive to Muslims. 82 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,327 Now they're all upset. 83 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,496 All right. What word did you use, Riley? 84 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,530 She just said, "Aba daba." 85 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,900 Look, can't we put them in a daycare? 86 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,135 Oh, yeah. That would be really smart. 87 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,370 If anybody sees them, 88 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,672 they're gonna figure out you're the father. 89 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:28,873 Well, maybe they won't. 90 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,741 You wanna risk that? 91 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:31,977 The babies have to stay hidden 92 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,311 because if people know the truth, 93 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:36,080 then you're not PC, and I'm not strong! 94 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,984 [ Crying continues ] 95 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:44,422 All right, can I take your order? 96 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,291 Excuse me. 97 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:48,960 What would you like, sir? 98 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,495 Just a God-- Can you wait? 99 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:54,533 Isn't that your job? Aren't you a wait-er?! 100 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,601 [ Whooshing, explosions on cellphone ] 101 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,670 Hey, could you turn your phone down, kid? 102 00:03:58,672 --> 00:03:59,837 This is a restaurant. 103 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,806 It just so happens I have anxiety. 104 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,241 That means I have trouble 105 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,677 being around assholes who won't leave me alone! 106 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,747 [ Bicycle bell dings ] 107 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,250 Oh, hello, Eric. 108 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,686 Shut up. I have anxiety. 109 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:15,920 Hey, kid! 110 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,155 Hey, kid! 111 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,090 I'm on my phone! 112 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,792 You're about to get hit by a car. 113 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:23,795 All right, that's it! 114 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:27,498 Everyone stop! Just fucking stop right now! 115 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,702 Listen up, people! I have anxiety! 116 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:32,671 That means I'm in my shell 117 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,707 and have a hard time expressing myself. 118 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,877 I find it difficult to engage with others! 119 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,379 So everyone shut the fuck up, 120 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:44,782 because my anxiety is up here right now! 121 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,519 [ Zen music playing ] 122 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,555 We live in a world of many distractions. 123 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,790 It's hard to find peace. 124 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,893 In the hustle and bustle of modern times, 125 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,729 we've lost the one thing we all need. 126 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:02,166 More quality one-on-one time... 127 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,634 with our phone. 128 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:07,973 But now you can have it with Buddha Box. 129 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,274 Simply fit the patented box on your head 130 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,743 and set its Bluetooth to your mobile device. 131 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,245 Inside Buddha Box, 132 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,082 your phone is projected two inches from your face, 133 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,717 and the noise-canceling headphones 134 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:22,287 let you hear your phone without any outside noise, 135 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:23,888 giving you peace from... 136 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,893 that annoying Uber driver who wants to talk, 137 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:31,997 those people at work who act like they need stuff. 138 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,132 I want to be enlightened like the Buddha, 139 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:37,335 but I've got these fuckin' kids. 140 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,039 Let Buddha Box take you to a place of peace and serenity 141 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,741 where you can have quality, uninterrupted time 142 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,176 with your phone. 143 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,046 I was stressed out and feeling anxious. 144 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,114 After just 8 to 10 hours in Buddha Box, 145 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:52,884 I feel refreshed and ready to take on anything. 146 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:56,020 Babe, can you please come say hi to my mother while she's here? 147 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:59,624 ♪♪ 148 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,292 Order Buddha Box today, 149 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,593 and you too can have 150 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:05,763 that quiet, quality time with your phone. 151 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:10,001 Like the Buddha. 152 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,037 [ Indistinct conversations ] 153 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,911 What the hell is that? 154 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,580 I think it's Cartman. 155 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,015 What is it doing? 156 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,350 Ha! That's so sweet! 157 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:26,651 That video seriously makes me laugh! 158 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:28,053 Lemme check my e-mail again! 159 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,688 Oh, man, nothing from Lorenz yet? Whatever, weak. 160 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,355 Oh, I gotta see that post from Clyde again! 161 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:34,893 [ School bell rings ] 162 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:47,305 [ Belt unbuckles ] 163 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,807 Dude. 164 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,174 Dude! What the hell are you doing?! 165 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,109 What? What? Who's that? Get off of me! 166 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:54,112 Oh, sorry, Craig. Didn't see you there. 167 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,480 Yeah, 'cause you got a stupid box on your head. 168 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,382 [ Zip, urinal flushes ] Oh, there's nothing stupid about it. 169 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:02,821 Don't you wish you had a way to deal with your anxiety? 170 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,422 My anxiety? 171 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,057 I see it in you, Craig. 172 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,692 With your parents and relationships. 173 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,261 Imagine being able to shut them out for a little while, Craig, 174 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,896 so you can focus on what matters. 175 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,832 With Buddha Box, you can cut out all the unwanted noise. 176 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,234 Not have to deal with conversations 177 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,401 that are of no interest to you. 178 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:20,472 Well, I have to admit, 179 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,441 sometimes when me and Tweek are together, 180 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,509 it's -- it's like he wants my atten-- 181 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,582 [ School bell rings ] 182 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:32,750 All right, children, 183 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,385 we have a lot to go over for today's quiz. 184 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,189 Who can tell me where we left off? 185 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,925 Eric. 186 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:43,094 Eric Cartman. 187 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,762 $34 million box office? 188 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:47,131 How the hell does "Creed II" do $34 million opening weekend? 189 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,333 What's the weather like tomorrow? 190 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,867 Oh, it's snowing? I gotta tell Lorenz. I -- 191 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,369 Whoa, whoa! Hey! 192 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:52,837 What do you think you're doing? 193 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,773 Excuse me. That's my Buddha Box. 194 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,075 You aren't using this during class time. 195 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,843 It relaxes me. Ask my therapist. 196 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,979 I have anxiety, you dumb bitch. 197 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,147 I don't know what makes you think 198 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,548 you're different from everyone else, 199 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,649 but nobody gets away with slandering teachers 200 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:06,918 at this school! 201 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,787 [ Muffled ] Aw, man. That looks so sweet. 202 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:10,922 Hey. 203 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:11,957 Hey! 204 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,927 Oh. PC Principal. Hello. 205 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,461 Just what do you think you're doing? 206 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:20,665 I'm letting go of stress and being calm, like the Buddha. 207 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:24,335 There are no boxes on your head in school. 208 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,270 Hey. Whoa, man. What's going on? 209 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,173 Are you suffering from anxiety? 210 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,508 What are you talking about? 211 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,610 It's okay. I have it, too. 212 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,412 Anxiety is very real. 213 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,815 But there is help for people like us. 214 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,852 [ Babies crying ] 215 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,791 What the fuck are you doing? 216 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,561 Hey! What the fuck are you doing?! 217 00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:52,731 Oh, hey. I just needed to answer a couple e-mails really fast. 218 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,499 With a box on your head? 219 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,734 I got one for you, too. 220 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:59,003 It's Buddha Box. 221 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,572 Look, you and I have been having a lot of problems. 222 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,341 Clearly what we both need 223 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:06,144 is more quality, one-on-one time with our phones. 224 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,280 I don't need a box on my head to use the phone. 225 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,883 I'm sorry! I was trying to be helpful! 226 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,919 [ Crying continues ] 227 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,657 All right, Riley, give that back to your brother. 228 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,461 Bailey, no. 229 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,129 Harper, don't -- Harp-er! 230 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,166 [ Crying ] 231 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:35,040 [ Crying stops ] 232 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,285 ♪♪ 233 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,053 ♪ PC Babies ♪ 234 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:52,089 ♪ They're comin' to your town ♪ 235 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,991 ♪ PC Babies ♪ 236 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,494 ♪ The wokest kids around ♪ 237 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,930 ♪ When there's something problematic ♪ 238 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,433 ♪ They're gonna let you know ♪ 239 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,002 ♪ Making things fun and gender neutral ♪ 240 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,070 ♪ Everywhere they go ♪ 241 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,273 ♪ They're everybody's fave-sies ♪ 242 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,176 ♪ They're PC Babies, yeah ♪ 243 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,747 Hey, Mike, what's that you're drinking? 244 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,116 This? Oh. It's a Cosmopolitan. 245 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,384 I know, I know. It's a pussy drink. 246 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:23,153 [ Babies crying ] 247 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:24,622 Hey, be careful, guys. 248 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,657 There's some PC Babies over there. 249 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,993 [ Crying continues ] 250 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,161 Oh, great. 251 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,496 Come on, I didn't mean pussy drink 252 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,598 as in female genitalia. 253 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,201 Okay, I'm sorry! 254 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,671 I'll order a Black Russian! 255 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,773 Hey, what's all that racket down there? 256 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,507 Oh, there's some PC Babies 257 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,877 upset about certain drink descriptions. 258 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,279 Fine. We'll take them off the menu. 259 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:51,282 Who's makin' a difference? Who's the future? 260 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,818 [ Babies giggle ] 261 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,854 [ Indistinct conversations ] 262 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,591 Here it comes! Block it! 263 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:04,462 [ Whistle blows ] 264 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,663 What the fuck, dude?! 265 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,331 What is your Goddamn problem?! 266 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,400 What's going on? 267 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,569 They just scored again, you fat fuck! 268 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,737 Oh, I'm sorry! 269 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,505 I'm sorry I'm dealing with my anxiety! 270 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,274 Do you know how hard it is for people with my condition 271 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,476 to come out and even do things like this? 272 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,645 Living with anxiety is awful, huh, Craig? 273 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,048 Can we get another goalie, please? 274 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,149 Oh, yeah! Sure! 275 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,484 Yeah, because people with anxiety 276 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,552 shouldn't be allowed to play sports, right, Kyle? 277 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,221 You know, our world is dark and scary enough 278 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,891 without people like you making us feel inferior. 279 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,860 Asshole. 280 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,528 Fuck this. 281 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,463 My parents didn't come here to watch their son lose 282 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:40,465 by 20 points! 283 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,167 Come on, Dad. Let's go! 284 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,870 Dad? 285 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,539 Strong Woman: River?! Bailey?! 286 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,841 Emory?! 287 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,643 It's okay. We're gonna find them. 288 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,911 I can't believe you were on your phone. 289 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,746 You were on your phone, too. 290 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,248 It was my time to be on the phone. 291 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,749 You were on yours all morning! 292 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:01,185 You're seriously gonna make this all my fault. Yes! 293 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,354 Because last I checked, you didn't even want me around 294 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,289 as a partner to the PC Babies, even though I -- 295 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:06,591 Oh, God! I'm not doing this again. 296 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,492 Even though you need me to do shit for you 297 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,961 every 10 fucking minutes. 298 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,830 You don't get to just say whatever you -- 299 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,466 Oh. Okay, cool. Fine with me. 300 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,868 I'm the one who has a fucking problem 301 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:20,571 on their fucking phone. 302 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,939 You know, usually, I'm afraid to tell you 303 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:25,309 what I really think, but you wanna know something? 304 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,477 You wanna -- 305 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,513 You wanna know what I really think? 306 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,752 Anxiety can make you feel unable to cope. 307 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,121 But living with someone who has anxiety can 308 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,490 be a bit of a roller coaster, as well. 309 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,727 We have to support our loved ones with their anxiety 310 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:45,096 and try to understand their illness. 311 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,865 I just feel like Craig has changed so much lately! 312 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,767 He barely even talks to me anymore! 313 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,369 Well, because his anxiety makes him feel like 314 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,872 anything he says might sound wrong. 315 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,841 That's why we must nurture our loved ones 316 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,409 so they feel safe. 317 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,879 Eric, I just feel like you have so much to offer the world 318 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,081 and it kills me that you're so afraid 319 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,650 to let your inner you shine. 320 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:09,453 [ Chuckles ] That guy's such a douche. 321 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,322 What was that -- what was that one show he was on? 322 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,624 Maybe you -- you wanna text him that? 323 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,795 Oh, yeah, "B.J. and the Bear." That show was so dumb. 324 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,096 What kind of monkey was that anyway? 325 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,597 What was that -- What was that monkey -- 326 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,832 Wait -- What the -- What the hell is this? 327 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,367 Oh, God damn it! 328 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,870 Mom, will you stop texting me, please? I'm trying to relax! 329 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,338 Look, we're all just trying 330 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,706 to understand this condition, 331 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,274 and it's like you're not listening. 332 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,442 We're doing everything we can 333 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,110 to keep our anxiety under control! 334 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,712 Do you think I even wanna be here right now! 335 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,414 I am freaking out! 336 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,451 Can we go now? 337 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,687 [ Laughs ] Yeah, that's pretty cool. 338 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,158 Hey! Hey! What's going on here?! 339 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,726 Why aren't you people working? 340 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,295 We can't keep buildin', sir. 341 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,964 We got a bunch of protestors who won't let us work. 342 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,666 Protestors? Who? 343 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,568 Ugh, just a bunch of PC Babies 344 00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,669 who think building this thing is wrong. 345 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,038 [ All crying ] 346 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,341 All right! All right! What do you PC Babies want? 347 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,244 [ Crying continues ] 348 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,212 I guess they're upset because the new viaduct 349 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,116 is being financed by a state rather than county institution. 350 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:16,454 Aw, come on, PC Babies! Why does that matter? 351 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,222 I guess the state refused to finance 352 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,159 a proposed program on race-relation education, 353 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,827 and they see it as hypocritical. 354 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,161 God damn it! 355 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,463 Not everyone cares about race relation programs! 356 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,966 Come on, PC Babies! We got a job to do! 357 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,668 Crying continues ] 358 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,539 All right, all right, just calm down, lady! 359 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,608 You want to file a Missing-Persons report? 360 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,345 No! No, we don't want to file anything specific. 361 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,213 We just need help finding some PC Babies. 362 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,615 PC Babies? 363 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,483 They usually hang out at liberal arts colleges. 364 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,718 You could find some there. 365 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,588 No, no, it's five specific PC Babies. 366 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,889 Tony, wasn't there a report 367 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,958 of some PC Babies down at the Mexican border? 368 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,561 No, no, these PC Babies wouldn't have gotten that far. 369 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,264 They can barely walk. I'm their mother. 370 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,400 Okay, okay. Last name? 371 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,334 Woman. 372 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,434 First name? 373 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,903 [ Voice breaking ] S-strong... 374 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,538 Okay. And you're the father? 375 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,573 No! No! 376 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,040 I am her superior at work! 377 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,275 Don't be ridiculous! 378 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,843 You think I took advantage of my position?! 379 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,511 I'm not some two bit floozy... I'm not Harvey Weinstein, 380 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,714 who goes around sleeping with the boss! ...all right?! 381 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,350 I have nothing but respect for females in my workplace... I am a strong woman! 382 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:23,854 Those kids were born naturally by in-vitro fertilization! ...and I would never compromise that position! 383 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,357 [ Telephone rings in distance ] 384 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,192 We'll, uh... see what we can do. 385 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,228 In the meantime, you'll just have to take a seat and wait. 386 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,998 [ Telephone rings in distance ] 387 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,475 ♪♪ 388 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,310 [ Water splashing ] 389 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,346 [ Indistinct shouting, laughter ] 390 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,117 Go. 391 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,253 Go! 392 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,520 What do you want? 393 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,323 Go down the slide or get out of the way! 394 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,857 You think I even want to be here, Kyle? 395 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,992 My therapist told me I need to force myself 396 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,394 to go out and do things to overcome my anxiety. 397 00:16:04,396 --> 00:16:06,030 Can we move him, please?! 398 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,532 Oh! Oh, I see! 399 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,734 People with anxiety shouldn't be allowed at water parks. 400 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:10,901 Is that it, Kyle? 401 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,736 Hey, everybody! Just so you know! 402 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,106 Kyle thinks people with anxiety should just stay home! 403 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,874 Yeah, I'm trying to come out of my shell, 404 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:20,144 but Dr. Kyle here is just worried about his place in line. 405 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,583 Get. Off. My. Towel. 406 00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,151 Get off my towel! 407 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,519 God damn it! 408 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,387 I seriously can't get a minute of peace! 409 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,955 Why is it that people who don't have a Buddha box 410 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,324 are always flipping Buddha boxes off the heads 411 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,625 of people with anxiety? 412 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,929 I got news for you, Cartman! Everyone has anxiety! 413 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,663 Everyone gets nervous! 414 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,398 Everyone is afraid being around people! 415 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,700 Everyone has feelings they'd rather stay home alone. 416 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:46,404 And you know what they do? They get over it! 417 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,805 And they stop being a piece of shit. 418 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,575 Everyone has anxiety? 419 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,643 Yes. 420 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,544 Oh, my God! 421 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:55,646 I know what I have to do now! 422 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,914 Y-You're right, Kyle! 423 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:57,749 You're right! 424 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:58,949 What?! 425 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,284 No, no! 426 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,919 What did I just do? 427 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,288 Should have just let him be on his phone, dude. 428 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,024 You know what the kids like today? 429 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,926 They like music that matters! 430 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,494 I think you guys got what it takes 431 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:11,962 to be the next big thing! 432 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,064 The PC Babies! 433 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,234 [ PC Babies cry ] 434 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,102 That's what I'm talkin' about! That stuff is raw! 435 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,938 Everyone loves you, PC Babies! 436 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,141 We're gonna make you famous! 437 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,113 All right, PC Babies, let's hear what you got. 438 00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,783 [ Music plays, PC Babies cry ] 439 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:39,857 ♪♪ 440 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,392 Deejay: All right, South Park, 441 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,527 and now here's that special treat we told you about. 442 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,097 Live with us in the studio is a hot new band -- 443 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,398 The PC Babies. 444 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,099 They're gonna perform their new song, 445 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,736 which is about the injustice of white people in dreadlocks. 446 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,737 It's called "Waaaaghgh." 447 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,407 [ Music plays, PC Babies cry ] 448 00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:01,045 ♪♪ 449 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,413 Riley? 450 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,081 Th-That's Bailey! 451 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:08,085 It's the PC Babies -- guess they're all the rage now. 452 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,186 Come on! 453 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:13,023 ♪♪ 454 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,758 To quiet one's mind... 455 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,395 one must have a dialogue with oneself. 456 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,729 I have found enlightenment, 457 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,965 but there are so many others who suffer... 458 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,000 It's very important to take the time 459 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,635 to shut out the outside word. 460 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,139 In the Hindu religion, there's a saying, "namaste." 461 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,175 It means, "Fuck you. I have anxiety." 462 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,511 At first, I thought it was only a few of us. 463 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,879 But then something was said to me by Kyle. 464 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:40,083 He said "Eric, my friend, everyone has anxiety." 465 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,652 I know what you're thinking. 466 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,887 Fuck Kyle. 467 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,221 And normally, I would agree with you. 468 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,089 But hear his words. 469 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,258 Everyone has anxiety. 470 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,728 We must recognize this disease as an epidemic. 471 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,464 Yes, fuck Kyle, but, Mayor, we have to raise money 472 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,301 to get everyone who has anxiety the tools they need to cope. 473 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,003 And how do you think we get that money? 474 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,206 How do you suggest we do this? 475 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,475 Namaste. 476 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,910 Na-ma-ste. 477 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,413 Fuck you, too. 478 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,818 That was far out, PC Babies! 479 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,654 You really rocked the airwaves! 480 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,822 Now come on. We got a photo shoot at 5:00! 481 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,758 Kids! Kids! 482 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,795 You're okay! Thank God! 483 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,296 Who the hell are you? 484 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,799 I'm their... vice principal. 485 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,434 Yes, and I-I'm their principal. 486 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,069 We need to get these kids back to school. 487 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,005 You can't do that! These are the PC Babies! 488 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,673 Don't you know how big they are? 489 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,843 In just one day, they protested a bar, 490 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,278 stopped construction of a problematic viaduct, 491 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,415 and wrote a hit single about cultural appropriation. 492 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,316 They... 493 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,486 did all that? 494 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,354 Oh, my God. 495 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,723 They had their first protests... 496 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,091 and we missed it. 497 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,995 We missed everything because... we were on our phones. 498 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,630 I've always used the phone as a way to deal 499 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,730 with the stress of having babies 500 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,099 nobody could know the truth about, 501 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,635 but it's only made it worse. 502 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,871 You know what we have to do, right? 503 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,373 Yeah... I think so. 504 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,477 PC Principal: All right, everyone, listen up. 505 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,079 The vice principal and I have been discussing student health. 506 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,682 And it's our firm belief that what they need, 507 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:22,220 and what we all need, is less time on our phones. 508 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,490 Yes, yes I know it's an unpopular idea, 509 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,193 but just hear me out, please. 510 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,462 Our phones are the cause of stress, 511 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,929 not the relief from it. 512 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,732 We are banning phones and Buddha Boxes from school, 513 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,967 and we suggest you all 514 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,971 strictly limit their use at home, as well. 515 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:47,144 I don't think anyone's listening to you. 516 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,378 Yeah. 517 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,813 Nobody's listening. 518 00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,815 ♪♪ 519 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,583 And nobody's watching. 520 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,622 I guess we could wait and ban the boxes tomorrow? 521 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:04,127 ♪ You keep brushing that hair back out of your eyes ♪ 522 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:10,500 ♪ And it just keeps falling and so do I ♪ 523 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:17,108 ♪ I am feeling like the luckiest man alive ♪ 524 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:21,211 ♪ Today ♪ 525 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:27,184 ♪ And I don't know about tomorrow ♪ 526 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:33,991 ♪ Right now, the whole world feels right ♪ 527 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:40,363 ♪ And the memory of a day like ♪ 528 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:44,468 ♪ Can get you through the rest of your ♪ 529 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,936 ♪ Life ♪ 530 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:50,975 ♪♪ 531 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,411 Eric, I just feel like you have so much to offer the world 532 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,613 and it kills me that you're so afraid 533 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,182 to let your inner you shine. 534 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,985 [ Chuckles ] That guy's such a douche. 535 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,854 What was that -- what was that one show he was on? 536 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,563 Maybe you -- you wanna text him that?