1 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:08,741 Captioning made possible by comedy central 2 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,276 ♪ I'm going down to south park♪ 3 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:11,777 ♪ Gonna have myself a time♪ 4 00:00:12,211 --> 00:00:13,478 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere♪ 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,248 Humble folks without temptation 6 00:00:15,681 --> 00:00:16,549 Going down to south park 7 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,718 Gonna leave my woes behind 8 00:00:18,753 --> 00:00:20,418 Ample parking day or night 9 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:21,971 People spouting "howdy neighbor" 10 00:00:22,006 --> 00:00:23,615 Headin' on up to south park 11 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:25,224 Gonna see if i can't unwind 12 00:00:29,128 --> 00:00:30,646 So come on down to south park 13 00:00:30,681 --> 00:00:32,164 And meet some friends of mine 14 00:00:33,432 --> 00:00:34,734 Hey, you guys, look what i have! 15 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,000 What? 16 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:38,204 Four tickets to "the lion king" on stage. 17 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:39,505 Oh. Oh. 18 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:41,674 Oh, come on, you guys, it's supposed to be really cool. 19 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,808 Yeah, no, it sounds really cool. 20 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,578 You guys, you guys, oh my god! 21 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:46,844 Oh my god, you guys! 22 00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:49,013 What, dough boy? I was just- 23 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,783 I was just watching the tv, they had this commercial. 24 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,351 So? They're gonna say 25 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,687 Tonight on that show "cop drama". 26 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,422 What? Guess.Me on, 27 00:00:56,856 --> 00:00:58,591 They're gonna say something that's never been said on tv. 28 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:00,326 What?! You'll never guess. 29 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,592 What?! Guess. 30 00:01:01,627 --> 00:01:04,230 God damn it, cartman, what are they gonna say on cop drama? 31 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,496 You ready? 32 00:01:05,531 --> 00:01:09,869 Tonight on cop drama, on tv, they're gonna say... 33 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,604 "Shit." 34 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,339 They're gonna say shit on tv? 35 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,658 They can't say shit on tv. 36 00:01:14,693 --> 00:01:15,907 It was just on the news! 37 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:16,809 People are freakin' out, dude! 38 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,075 Holy shit. 39 00:01:18,110 --> 00:01:19,377 We gotta watch. 40 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,147 Yeah, i'm gonna have people over my house to see it. 41 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,882 But i've got these tickets to see lion king on stage. 42 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,068 Maybe you didn't hear me, kyle, 43 00:01:25,103 --> 00:01:27,184 I said "shit" on television. 44 00:01:27,219 --> 00:01:29,353 It's just a marketing ploy by the network. 45 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:31,557 Like that time they had the first male-To-Male kiss with terrance and phillip. 46 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,858 Oh, come on dude, this is history. 47 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,125 It's stupid. 48 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,860 Jeez, you're a little irritable, kyle. 49 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,630 What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina? 50 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,330 No, i don't have sand in my vagina, 51 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:40,666 I just think it's a little immature for us to be standing around, 52 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,269 Talking about one dumb word being on tv! 53 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:45,455 Hey, ah, sam, did you hear the news? 54 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:47,607 Yeah, they're gonna say "shit" on tv. 55 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,077 We should all get together and watch it at the bar. 56 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:51,909 Yeah! 57 00:01:51,944 --> 00:01:53,210 Yeah. Yeah. 58 00:01:53,245 --> 00:01:54,981 Are you guys gonna let your kids watch? 59 00:01:55,016 --> 00:01:56,247 Oh, sure. 60 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,451 I mean, y'know, cop drama's a very artsy, dramatic show. 61 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:00,620 And they're gonna say "shit"! 62 00:02:01,053 --> 00:02:03,656 Hey, butters, i got tickets to go see lion king tonight, 63 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:05,825 And i decided to invite you before anybody else. 64 00:02:06,258 --> 00:02:07,525 Oh, sorry, i can't. 65 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,260 They're gonna say "shit" on cop drama, 66 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,030 And my mom and dad say i have to watch it with them 67 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:12,565 So that i don't take it the wrong way. 68 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,066 How many ways are there to take it? 69 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:15,766 It's just a stupid word! 70 00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:17,970 Hey, everybody, it's on in 30 minutes! 71 00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:25,778 Listen, mitchell, i put my life on the line every day. 72 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,079 How dare you accuseme! 73 00:02:27,513 --> 00:02:29,031 Oh, i bet this is it, here it comes. 74 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,514 I'm doing my job, frank. 75 00:02:30,549 --> 00:02:32,284 We have to know where that evidence was shipped. 76 00:02:32,718 --> 00:02:34,019 Oh, was that it? Was that it? 77 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:35,286 Shipped, he said "shipped." 78 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,490 We don't have a record of that, and besides, 79 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:40,526 Your job is to protect the men who serve this force. 80 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,695 God damn it, when are they gonna say "shit"?! 81 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:43,961 Shh! 82 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:46,599 Maybe... maybe protect them from you. 83 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,733 Maybe you're forgetting who you're talking to. 84 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:51,370 And maybe you're forgetting i used to be a cop, too! 85 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,504 Yeah, you used to be a lot of things! 86 00:02:53,539 --> 00:02:56,142 Oh, he doesn't know mitchell slept with his wife, does he? 87 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,894 That's it, i've had enough of this. 88 00:02:57,929 --> 00:02:59,612 Don't you turn your back on me, you. 89 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,312 I said enough! 90 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:04,348 Is it? Will it ever be enough? 91 00:03:04,383 --> 00:03:07,420 Cop drama will return after these messages. 92 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:08,955 Jesus christ, another commercial! 93 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:10,421 Are they ever gonna say "shit"? 94 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:12,625 I'm sure they're just holding it to the very last scene. 95 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,492 Uh! Uh! 96 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:14,759 Where you going, kyle? 97 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,095 I'm going to the kitchen, this is stupid! 98 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,361 But you're gonna miss it. 99 00:03:17,396 --> 00:03:18,698 They're gonna say "shit" and you're gonna miss it. 100 00:03:19,131 --> 00:03:20,433 I don't really give a. 101 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,133 Oh. 102 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,336 Just understand that it's my job. 103 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,505 I still think you're a good cop. 104 00:03:26,939 --> 00:03:28,674 Well, mitchell, i guess you're going to do 105 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,940 What you're gonna do. 106 00:03:29,975 --> 00:03:32,144 Let's just try and stay friends no matter what. 107 00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:34,747 You're right, maybe i'll see you around. 108 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:36,916 Goodbye. Oh, and mitchell- 109 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:39,518 You've got some shit on the side of your mouth right there. 110 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,253 Oh, yeah, thanks, thanks. 111 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,355 Wow! 112 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,340 Whoa! 113 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:44,266 Whoa! 114 00:03:44,301 --> 00:03:45,157 Whoa! 115 00:03:47,326 --> 00:03:48,592 They did it. 116 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:50,327 I can't believe they actually said it. 117 00:03:50,362 --> 00:03:52,314 Dude, you missed it, kyle, it was so awesome! 118 00:03:52,349 --> 00:03:54,266 Well, i hope it lived up to all the hype. 119 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,966 You must feel somuch better now. 120 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,737 Kyle, we've gotta get that sand out of your vagina, 121 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,304 It's making you cranky, does it itch? 122 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:02,074 Do you really think anything's gonna be any different now? 123 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:03,375 Do you really think that this will have 124 00:04:03,809 --> 00:04:05,111 The tiniest, smallest effect on the world? 125 00:04:05,544 --> 00:04:07,279 It's still the same old world out there, look! 126 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:11,183 What the hell? 127 00:04:11,617 --> 00:04:12,918 Whoa, dude, it's raining frogs. 128 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,220 Oh, whatever. 129 00:04:14,653 --> 00:04:17,472 Last night the daring and bold show "cop drama" 130 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,292 Broke new ground by saying "shit!" On television, 131 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:23,329 Making shit officially okay to say around the country. 132 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,463 A recent poll shows that 24% of americans 133 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,100 Think the show has pushed the envelope too far, 134 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,800 While a whopping 76% 135 00:04:29,835 --> 00:04:31,787 Say they don't really give a shit. 136 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:33,704 In other news, a strange virus 137 00:04:33,739 --> 00:04:36,341 Which causes victims to vomit up their intestines 138 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,944 Is making life shitty for a small farming community. 139 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:41,078 Rick watts has the story. 140 00:04:41,113 --> 00:04:44,366 Thanks, tom, shit is certainly going down 141 00:04:44,401 --> 00:04:47,620 Here in the small town- Rah rah rarlb! 142 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,355 Whoa, shit! 143 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,042 All right, children, in lieu of the common usage 144 00:04:53,077 --> 00:04:54,994 I'm supposed to clarify the school's position 145 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,694 On the word "shit". 146 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,030 Wow, we can say "shit" in school now? 147 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,331 Oh, this is ridiculous. 148 00:04:59,765 --> 00:05:01,465 Just because they say it on tv, it's all right? 149 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:04,537 Yes, but only in the figurative noun form or the adjective form. 150 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,803 Heh? 151 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,007 You can only use it in the non-Literal sense. 152 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,273 For instance: 153 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:11,477 "That's a shitty picture of me." 154 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,743 Is now fine. 155 00:05:12,778 --> 00:05:14,079 However, the literal noun form of 156 00:05:14,513 --> 00:05:17,550 "This is a picture of shit," is still naughty. 157 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,851 I don't get it. Me neither. 158 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,020 The adjective form is now also acceptable. 159 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:24,889 "The weather outside is shitty." 160 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,526 However, the literal adjective is not appropriate. 161 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,226 For example: 162 00:05:29,261 --> 00:05:32,298 "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl shitty, 163 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:34,249 "And i had to clean it with a rag 164 00:05:34,284 --> 00:05:35,768 Which then also became shitty." 165 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,503 That's right out. 166 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,038 S... s... 167 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,504 Shit! 168 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:42,057 Very good, timmy. 169 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,541 Ah, ms. Choksondik. 170 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,276 Can we say it in the expletive? 171 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,479 Like, "oh shit!" Or "shit on a shingle"? 172 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:49,180 Yes, that's now fine. 173 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:51,166 Wow, this is gonna be great- 174 00:05:51,201 --> 00:05:53,083 A whole new word. It's not new! 175 00:05:53,118 --> 00:05:55,721 I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it. 176 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:56,987 Don't mind kyle, everyone, 177 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:58,757 He's just got a little sand in his vagina. 178 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,160 There's no sand in my vagina! 179 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,494 Boys, watch your language, shit! 180 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,698 And so children, instead of saying, "hand in your papers." 181 00:06:06,131 --> 00:06:08,300 I may now say, "hand in your shit." 182 00:06:08,734 --> 00:06:10,000 Any questions? 183 00:06:10,035 --> 00:06:11,770 What about, "i have to take a shit"? 184 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,037 No, no, filmore! 185 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,807 You can say, "i have to poop and shit." 186 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,342 Or "oh shit, i have to poop." 187 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,760 But not "i have to shit." 188 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:19,554 Are we all clear? No! No! 189 00:06:19,589 --> 00:06:21,313 Look, it's all about context. 190 00:06:21,747 --> 00:06:24,350 For example, recently i have come out 191 00:06:24,783 --> 00:06:27,386 And admitted that i was a homosexual- I'm gay. 192 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:31,724 That means that now i can say the word- "Fag". 193 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:35,194 On tv, they usually don't allow- "Fag". 194 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:37,761 But because i'm gay it's all right. 195 00:06:37,796 --> 00:06:40,832 And with the new approval of the word "shit", 196 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,869 That means that finally i am free to say... 197 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,489 ♪ Hey there shitty shitty fag fag♪ 198 00:06:46,524 --> 00:06:48,883 ♪ Shitty shitty fag fag how do ya do♪ 199 00:06:48,918 --> 00:06:51,208 ♪ Hey there shitty shitty fag fag♪ 200 00:06:51,243 --> 00:06:53,412 ♪ Shitty shitty fag fag how do you do♪ 201 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:55,581 Oh, this is great. 202 00:06:58,183 --> 00:07:00,317 Well, that store has such lovely shit. 203 00:07:00,352 --> 00:07:03,822 Yeah, too bad i don't have shit for cash right now. 204 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,991 Ohh, looks like the weather might turn shitty. 205 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,258 Oh, i don't really give a shit. 206 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,461 I've done enough shit outside today and shit. 207 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,763 Shit, peter, you look like shit. 208 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,732 No shit, i feel like shit. 209 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,667 I think i- Blargg blargg! 210 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:15,933 Holy shit! 211 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,486 Did you see that shit?! 212 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:18,969 What kind of shit is this? 213 00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:20,271 That is some weird shit. 214 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,572 Susan, your shit's ready! 215 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:22,474 You know where this shit goes? 216 00:07:22,908 --> 00:07:23,342 Shit if i know. 217 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:24,860 Nice going, shit for brains. 218 00:07:24,895 --> 00:07:25,945 ♪ Old macdonald took a shit♪ 219 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,263 ♪ E-I-E-I-O♪ 220 00:07:27,298 --> 00:07:28,547 Dumb shit! 221 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,137 ♪ Hey there shitty shitty fag fag♪ 222 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,306 ♪ Shitty shitty fag fag how do ya do♪ 223 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:55,139 ♪ Hey there-♪ 224 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:56,909 Oh shit, excuse me. 225 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,444 Hey, watch it, fag! 226 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,862 What did you call me? 227 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,246 I called you a fag. 228 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,150 Because i'm gay, and that means i'm free to use the word "fag"! 229 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,319 So piss off, you fag shitter. 230 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:08,585 Ha, ha, ha! 231 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:10,754 ♪ Hey there shitty shitty fag fag♪ 232 00:08:10,789 --> 00:08:13,392 ♪ Shitty shitty fag fag ba doop a doop doo♪ 233 00:08:13,427 --> 00:08:14,658 This sucks. 234 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:16,428 Now that shit's out, it isn't fun to say it anymore. 235 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:18,380 Yeah, they've taken all the fun out of "shit". 236 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,898 We're gonna have to start saying other bad words, 237 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,067 Like "cock" and and meecrob. 238 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,334 What's "meecrob"? 239 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:25,971 That stuff you get as an appetizer at thal food restaurants. 240 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:28,539 Meecrob is way grosser than shit, dude. 241 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,743 I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of shit 242 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,044 Before i ate another plate of meecrob. 243 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,310 You guys, you guys! 244 00:08:33,345 --> 00:08:35,479 I looked up the word "shit". 245 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,683 I think it might have something to do with people dying. 246 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:38,949 What? 247 00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:40,250 Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick? 248 00:08:40,285 --> 00:08:42,454 It all started when they said "shit" on television. 249 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,206 Oh kyle, you are so full of meecrob. 250 00:08:44,241 --> 00:08:45,924 I am not full of meecro- What? 251 00:08:46,358 --> 00:08:49,395 Look, the word "shit" first showed up in english in the 1340s, 252 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,997 The same time as something called "the black death". 253 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:52,865 What's that? 254 00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:54,599 Kyle, do you still have sand in your vagina 255 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:55,901 About us not going to lion king with you? 256 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,202 I mean, shit, dude, let it go. 257 00:08:57,636 --> 00:08:58,720 Look, it might be coincidence, 258 00:08:58,755 --> 00:08:59,805 But i think we better ask someone. 259 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,540 Come on! 260 00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:12,349 A 75 share- My god, i never thought it was possible. 261 00:09:12,384 --> 00:09:14,987 Sir, your "shit" idea has turned the entire network around. 262 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,156 We're proud to work for you. 263 00:09:17,589 --> 00:09:19,758 Sir, i'd just like to take this opportunity- 264 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,458 And i'm sure i speak for all of us- 265 00:09:21,493 --> 00:09:24,530 When i say, you are the most creative genius in hollywood. 266 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:28,000 And well, i'd let you have me if you wanted. 267 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,169 Thanks, roger, but i've only just started. 268 00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:31,704 You see, i've already figured out 269 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,205 Our new marketing scheme-Technique 270 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,740 For the next run of shows. 271 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,241 Whoa! He's unstoppable. 272 00:09:36,675 --> 00:09:38,410 What's the new idea? I can hardly wait. 273 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:39,676 I'm about to piss myself. 274 00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:44,049 This saturday, onhbc, we're going to say... 275 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,018 "Shit"... 276 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,918 Twice. 277 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,688 Twice! Brilliant. 278 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:50,989 Think of the repetition. 279 00:09:51,423 --> 00:09:53,375 It's like saying it once, but double. 280 00:09:53,410 --> 00:09:55,327 Well, gentlemen, let's get on it. 281 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:56,628 Ho! Ho! 282 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,665 ♪ Baby you are so fine♪ 283 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,931 ♪ And shit♪ 284 00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:03,135 ♪ The shit you do the shit you say♪ 285 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,304 ♪ I'll jump on your shit any day♪ 286 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,605 Oh, hello there, children. 287 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,871 Hey, chef. 288 00:10:07,906 --> 00:10:09,641 Chef, do you know where shit comes from? 289 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,394 Uh, from your ass, children. 290 00:10:11,429 --> 00:10:13,112 No, no, no- The word "shit". 291 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:14,378 Ohh... 292 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,148 Detective sandy vagina here thinks that "shit" 293 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,317 Might have something to do with everyone getting sick. 294 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,052 It said in my book that the word "shit" 295 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,318 Started the exact same time 296 00:10:21,353 --> 00:10:23,088 As something called "the black death". 297 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,257 The black death? Are you sure? 298 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,209 What's the black death, chef? 299 00:10:27,244 --> 00:10:28,727 Latoya jackson, children. 300 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,028 Ohh! 301 00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:32,631 But i think back in those days it meant something else- 302 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,632 The plague. 303 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:39,138 It says here the word "shit" has been around for over 600 years. 304 00:10:39,571 --> 00:10:41,740 It comes from the anglo-Saxon word "scite". 305 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,440 Right, but in the 1340s, 306 00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:44,776 People in england stopped calling it "scite" 307 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:46,945 And started calling it "shit"- 308 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,645 The same year as the black plague. 309 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,283 This is the oldest book in the library- 310 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,886 A priceless original of england's history. 311 00:10:54,319 --> 00:10:56,922 Just about everything you could want to know about the plague 312 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,657 Is in this great tome. 313 00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,693 Oh, shit. 314 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:05,164 Well, this other book has some good information too. 315 00:11:05,199 --> 00:11:06,864 The black plague- 316 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:08,417 Over half of europe was killed by it. 317 00:11:08,452 --> 00:11:09,935 Look, they're puking out their intestines 318 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,670 Just like the people here. 319 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:12,971 Look at this, children, 320 00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:15,140 It says the people in england believed the plague was a curse. 321 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,840 "A dark magic infliction 322 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,912 Brought on by a mass utterance of a word of curse." 323 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,213 Word of curse? 324 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,648 A... curse word. Of course! 325 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,286 I've never even thought about why we use the term "curse word" before. 326 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:29,888 Because it brings a curse, like the black death. 327 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,155 You guys, look here. 328 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,890 In this "nancy drew" mystery 329 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,093 Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe. 330 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,696 This could explain how kyle got it in his vagina. 331 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:38,997 Cartman, this is serious! 332 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,697 So am i, kyle. 333 00:11:40,732 --> 00:11:42,034 If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released 334 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,769 You could become a walking time bomb. 335 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,070 Heh, heh, heh. 336 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,638 If you don't mind i'll have to close up now. 337 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,709 They're going to say "shit" seven times on hbc and- 338 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,010 Blargg, blarg-Blarg-Blarg! 339 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,144 Holy shit! Oh-Ho, gross! 340 00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:55,914 Dude, this plague is spreading like wildfire. 341 00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:58,951 Uh-Oh. 342 00:11:59,384 --> 00:12:00,217 Uh-Oh. 343 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,770 Kenny's got it, heh, heh. 344 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,197 We gotta do something, chef. 345 00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:04,555 If we don't stop that network 346 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,325 "Shit" will become an even more acceptable word. 347 00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:08,927 Children, we've got to warn those producers in hollywood 348 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,397 That the plague and "shit", could be linked. 349 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,169 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 350 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,338 If you look out the right side of the aircraft 351 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,073 You can see some interesting shit. 352 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:22,773 And over on the left side 353 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,375 There's some interesting shit too. 354 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,579 We should be arriving in los angeles in about two hours. 355 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,314 Until then, we invite you to sit back, relax 356 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,049 And enjoy our shitty service. 357 00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,519 God damn it, kenny, don't get your plague germs on me! 358 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,255 Cartman, stop being an asshole! 359 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,630 The ratings are in, sir. 360 00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,365 We broke another record last night 361 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,870 With the show that said "shit" seven times. 362 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,171 Where is the roof on this thing? 363 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,340 I mean, how can we top ourselves now? 364 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,474 Gentlemen, i have it. 365 00:12:57,509 --> 00:13:00,112 The end-All, greatest marketing ploy of all time. 366 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:07,017 Tonight, on hbc, we will air all our sitcoms live 367 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:10,956 And have everyone say "shit" in place of their written lines. 368 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,992 And we'll call it "must shit tv". 369 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,259 Bravo! 370 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,595 Night of a million shits! 371 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,764 Now, doing this live will be difficult, so we- 372 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,065 Hold on a minute, mr. Producer. 373 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,331 Who are you? 374 00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:23,101 My name is chef, and these are the children. 375 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,235 We've come to warn you about "shit". 376 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:27,439 Oh brother, another christian protest group. 377 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,174 Who wants to take this one? 378 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,440 I'll get it. 379 00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:32,175 Gentlemen, we appreciate your concern. 380 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,512 Here at hbc, the general goal is 381 00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:35,646 Providing the highest, most thought-Provoking entertainment. 382 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,416 How great is it that we live in a country where an artist can express himself freely. 383 00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:39,116 That's not only the american spirit, it's the hbc spirit. 384 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,320 Which allows us to make great family programming, like "halo the turtle". 385 00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:43,020 And of course, everyone's favorite show, "cop drama". 386 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,356 We can't thank you enough for bringing your concerns to our network. 387 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,525 For it is you, the loyal hbc viewer, who makes this great network. 388 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,694 And indeed, the great country that it is. 389 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:52,996 All right now, as i was saying- 390 00:13:53,031 --> 00:13:55,165 Hey, hold on a minute! Are they still here? 391 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,369 Haven't you people noticed all the strange things going on? 392 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,772 We think that you might have caused it 393 00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,140 By helping make "shit" an everyday word. 394 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,242 Right, right. 395 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,309 It's true. 396 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,044 We think that word might be plaguing our friend kenny. 397 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,346 Do you have any proof of this? 398 00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:08,647 No. 399 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,032 Then get out of here before we have you thrown out. 400 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,984 But we can keep the "halo the turtle" dolls, right? 401 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,552 Damn cracker-Ass producers! 402 00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:17,322 Now, what are we gonna do, chef? 403 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,022 I don't know, children. 404 00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,226 I guess we got to get the word out to people some other way. 405 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,395 Aaahh! 406 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,130 Oh shit! 407 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,432 Aaahh! 408 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:29,733 Stand aside! 409 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,937 All right, now we have to get all our biggest names to say "shit". 410 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,455 And then we're gonna- 411 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:34,539 Halt your evil plans! 412 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,806 Huh? 413 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:38,009 I possess the "rune stone of undoing". 414 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,612 Who is in charge here? 415 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,312 Oh, no! 416 00:14:42,347 --> 00:14:44,950 You guys didn't hire me a stripper for my birthday. 417 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,084 Oh, tell me you guys didn't. 418 00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:50,155 Show your true form, geldan, lest you be afraid. 419 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:54,493 Your short time in this world is at an end. 420 00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:57,095 Ach! The rune stone has no effect. 421 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,414 You are not geldan. 422 00:14:58,449 --> 00:14:59,698 I never said i was. 423 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,398 You'll die anyway! 424 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:05,337 For you have spread the word of curse. 425 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,957 Security! 426 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:10,507 Aach! 427 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,843 Who are you? 428 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,145 Take this. 429 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:14,880 What are we supposed to do with it? 430 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,048 Ehhhgggh. 431 00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:18,749 Now what? 432 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:20,952 We've got to find people who know what the hell this is all about. 433 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,121 Children, we're gonna have to go to the land 434 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,290 Of castles, knights and kings. 435 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,797 Lords and ladies, we bid you welcome 436 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,833 To the grandest casino in the land- 437 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,834 Excalibur! 438 00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:40,906 Take a free spin, double your odds. 439 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,658 Excuse me, do you work here? 440 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,376 How can i help you, noble sir? 441 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,545 We need some help identifying an ancient english stone. 442 00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:48,245 A what? 443 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,414 It might hold the key to a curse. 444 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:54,352 Uh, i can help get you some credit or a comp meal perhaps. 445 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,321 Dude, we need help from the british. 446 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,256 Look, kid, this is just a casino. 447 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,558 I can't help you. 448 00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,258 You know, not every british person 449 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,895 Knows about wizards and dragons and curses. 450 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,029 We just need help identifying this. 451 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:08,667 A rune stone of gaelic! Where did you get this? 452 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,402 You know what it is? 453 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,004 The skire once spoke of such a stone. 454 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,058 Come, we must see the sorcerer. 455 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:19,042 Get ready for must shit tv! 456 00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:22,981 Starting now, four straight hours of pure shit! 457 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,167 It's all live! 458 00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:27,128 Hey... shit. 459 00:16:27,163 --> 00:16:29,019 Hey, shit. 460 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:32,055 Yeah, yeah shit. 461 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:35,126 This is it, my greatest work. 462 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,694 Cocktails, cocktails. 463 00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,898 These americans wish to see the skire. 464 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:42,067 Let us make haste to the inner sanctum. 465 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,669 How could you foolish americans bring the wrath of scorn 466 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,072 By mass chanting the word of wretchedness? 467 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,406 Uh, yeah, we didn't mean to. 468 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,043 Didn't you realize "shit" is a curse word? 469 00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:55,080 Well, yeah, but i don't think we knew that "curse word" meant... 470 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,780 Curse word. 471 00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,417 Ha, leave it to americans to think that no means yes, 472 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,117 Pissed means angry 473 00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,321 And curse word means something 474 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,490 Other than a word that's cursed! 475 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,045 Let me see the stone. 476 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,528 But i don't get it, 477 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,263 People use curse words all the time. 478 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,033 Saying a word of curse once in a while does nothing. 479 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,636 It's only when spoken repeatedly and en masse 480 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,371 That the curse takes place. 481 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,106 I've seen this before. 482 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,142 Stones that were used by the knights of standards and practices. 483 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,276 Knights of standards and practices? 484 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,480 A legion of men sworn to do whatever necessary 485 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,215 To keep the words at bay. 486 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,167 But, they were just a myth. 487 00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,650 You know what? 488 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:34,769 You're dumb as shit. 489 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,854 Oh yeah? 490 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,554 Well, i don't really give a shit. 491 00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,758 You know, that word's getting kind of old. 492 00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,059 It's not really funny anymore. 493 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,794 Yeah, they're gonna have to come up with 494 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,329 A new swear word soon. 495 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,795 Well, they can't use fag, 496 00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:48,433 Because you can't say fag unless you're a homosexual. 497 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,699 Really? 498 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,001 So we can't say? 499 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,337 No, see, you got beeped. 500 00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:55,373 You mean you have to be a to say? 501 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:56,640 That's right. 502 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:57,941 Well, that's not fair. 503 00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,928 I should be able to say fag. 504 00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:01,880 Hey, you didn't get beeped. 505 00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:03,146 Uh-Oh. 506 00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:04,482 Well, well, well, guess we learned 507 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:07,085 Something new about you, jimbo, you friggin' fag. 508 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,837 You wanna make out or something? 509 00:18:08,872 --> 00:18:10,520 Oh, man, i am up shit creek. 510 00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:12,941 Serves you right, shit for brains. 511 00:18:12,976 --> 00:18:15,327 Man, how could i be such a dumb sh- 512 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,363 Say not the word of curse! 513 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,195 Ugh! 514 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:20,531 What the-? 515 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,833 Holy shit! 516 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,834 Oh boy, this show is really reaching for plot now. 517 00:18:24,869 --> 00:18:27,472 The knights were formed to keep curse words to a minimum. 518 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,075 Should a curse word ever be let out, they would return. 519 00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,243 A rune stone for each word of curse was made, 520 00:18:32,677 --> 00:18:35,714 Representing each of the eight words that so offended god. 521 00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:37,015 Look, there's the "f" word. 522 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:37,847 And asshole. 523 00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,583 I knew it- Meecrob! 524 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,884 Meecrobis a curse word! 525 00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,220 God must hate it as much as i do. 526 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,486 Look at this. 527 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:45,221 The writing here claims this stone 528 00:18:45,256 --> 00:18:47,824 Can defeat the evil geldan who will arise 529 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:50,895 When the word of curse has been said enough times to give him power. 530 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,064 Then all the world will be destroyed. 531 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,366 All the world destroyed? 532 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,233 My house too? 533 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,933 Oh, no! What? 534 00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,571 Tonight is the night of a million shits on hbc! 535 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,306 It's gonna be said over and over. 536 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,607 Then we haven't much time. 537 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,873 We must go. 538 00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:05,860 Turn off those devices of broadcast! 539 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,777 What is going on here? Stop this shit. 540 00:19:07,812 --> 00:19:10,849 We are the royal order of standards and practices! 541 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,885 We command you to stop saying the curse word. 542 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,585 Listen, mr. Shiny pants, 543 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,355 I am the head of this network, 544 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,392 And i will say "shit" all i want. 545 00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,959 Shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit. 546 00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:25,163 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. 547 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,000 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. 548 00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:30,802 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit! 549 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,683 Oh! 550 00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:46,417 Oh my god! 551 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:47,719 Run, run! 552 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,888 Oh, shit. 553 00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,158 And now back to must shit tv, 554 00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,326 Here on hbc. 555 00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:58,762 He is too strong! 556 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,965 We cannot fight him without the rune stone! 557 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,666 My, my god, sir, 558 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,436 What have you unleashed upon the world? 559 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,622 I didn't know. 560 00:20:06,657 --> 00:20:08,738 I didn't know! 561 00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:12,243 I, i can't follow this shitty storyline at all. 562 00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,377 Wait! 563 00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:18,316 Oh boy, that thing has really got sand in its vagina. 564 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,352 The rune stone! Face it towards geldan. 565 00:20:23,955 --> 00:20:25,907 Ah, dude, lame. 566 00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:27,551 Lame, bummer, dude. 567 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,160 What a stupid voice. 568 00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:32,630 It's okay, the curse has been lifted. 569 00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:35,233 Yeah, we all gotta make sure it doesn't come back. 570 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,968 You see, we've learned something today. 571 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,137 Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time 572 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,837 Causes a lot of problems. 573 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,607 We're all saying the "s" word too much. 574 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:43,908 Hey. 575 00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:47,343 Look, gerald, kyle's on tv. Uh-Huh. 576 00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:49,330 The knights of standards and practices were created 577 00:20:49,365 --> 00:20:51,282 To make sure that bad words were kept to a minimum. 578 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:52,549 Curse words- 579 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,319 They're called that because theyarecursed. 580 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,054 We have to go back to only using curse words 581 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,789 In rare, extreme circumstances. 582 00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,958 Besides, so much use of a dirty word 583 00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:01,658 Takes away from its impact. 584 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,428 We believe in free speech and all that, 585 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,729 But leaving a few words taboo 586 00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:06,464 Just adds to the fun of english. 587 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,164 So please, everyone, 588 00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:10,802 From now on, you've got to try and watch your language. 589 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,103 Yeah. 590 00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,105 Yeah. 591 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,658 It makes sense. Got that right. 592 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,141 Is this still part of the show? 593 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:20,779 We're sorry, noble knights of standards and practices. 594 00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:23,381 From now on, we will obey your laws. 595 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,081 See that you do. 596 00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:26,816 I'm very proud of you children. 597 00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:29,454 Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to. 598 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,189 Yeah, and kenny didn't die. 599 00:21:31,224 --> 00:21:33,158 Yeah, i didn't- 600 00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:35,058 Holy sh- Poop. 601 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,262 Ha, i love you guys. 602 00:21:38,129 --> 00:21:39,430 Captioning made possible by comedy central 603 00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:41,599 Captioned by soundwriters?