1 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:08,303 Captioning made possible by comedy central 2 00:00:08,737 --> 00:00:10,255 I'm going down to south park 3 00:00:10,290 --> 00:00:11,682 Gonna have myself a time 4 00:00:11,717 --> 00:00:13,075 Friendly faces everywhere 5 00:00:13,508 --> 00:00:14,810 Humble folks without temptation 6 00:00:15,243 --> 00:00:16,111 Going down to south park 7 00:00:16,545 --> 00:00:18,280 Gonna leave my woes behind 8 00:00:18,315 --> 00:00:19,980 Ample parking day or night 9 00:00:20,015 --> 00:00:21,533 People spouting "howdy neighbor" 10 00:00:21,568 --> 00:00:23,177 Headin' on up to south park 11 00:00:23,212 --> 00:00:24,786 Gonna see if i can't unwind 12 00:00:28,256 --> 00:00:29,558 So come on down to south park 13 00:00:29,991 --> 00:00:31,726 And meet some friends of mine 14 00:00:33,795 --> 00:00:35,062 Ah, killed you. 15 00:00:35,097 --> 00:00:35,964 I blew your head off. 16 00:00:37,265 --> 00:00:38,566 Jesus, is cartman still in the bathroom? 17 00:00:38,601 --> 00:00:39,868 Hey, cartman, we're almost to level 20! 18 00:00:40,302 --> 00:00:41,169 You giving birth in there or what? 19 00:00:41,603 --> 00:00:42,869 Let a man take a crap. 20 00:00:42,904 --> 00:00:44,206 Dude, he's in there punishing my toilet. 21 00:00:44,241 --> 00:00:45,472 Yeah, that poor, poor thing. 22 00:00:45,507 --> 00:00:46,808 Come on, cartman, you're missing the game! 23 00:00:47,242 --> 00:00:48,508 I'm almost done, you smart-Asses, 24 00:00:48,543 --> 00:00:51,146 I'm just wiping my- What the hell is that? 25 00:00:53,315 --> 00:00:55,484 You guys, look what i found in the trash can in stan's bathroom. 26 00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:57,652 It's like a bloody cotton thing wrapped in toilet paper. 27 00:00:57,687 --> 00:00:59,352 Why did you pull it out of the trash? 28 00:00:59,387 --> 00:01:00,689 Because i thought it was a jelly doughnut, 29 00:01:01,123 --> 00:01:02,389 But look, check it out, it's all bloody. 30 00:01:02,424 --> 00:01:04,991 Are you boysstill playing that video game? Yeah. 31 00:01:05,026 --> 00:01:07,195 Hey, mom, cartman found a bloody cotton thing in the bathroom. 32 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,462 Look. 33 00:01:08,497 --> 00:01:10,197 But i don't think it's for using, 34 00:01:10,232 --> 00:01:11,533 I think it's just for looking through. 35 00:01:11,568 --> 00:01:12,365 Eric, put that down. Why? 36 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,534 Just go put it back in the trash can. 37 00:01:14,569 --> 00:01:15,871 But it's like all bloody, it might be alive. 38 00:01:16,304 --> 00:01:17,606 No, that- That came from me. 39 00:01:18,039 --> 00:01:18,872 Just put it away. 40 00:01:18,907 --> 00:01:20,173 This came out of you? 41 00:01:20,208 --> 00:01:21,908 You just left it in the trash can? 42 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:24,112 "You shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy. 43 00:01:24,147 --> 00:01:24,980 Poor little feller." 44 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:26,246 What is it, mom? 45 00:01:26,281 --> 00:01:27,582 Yeah, what is it, mrs. Marsh? 46 00:01:28,016 --> 00:01:29,716 Boys, that's a... feminine thing. 47 00:01:29,751 --> 00:01:32,787 All right, it's a personal woman thing. 48 00:01:32,822 --> 00:01:34,054 I tell you what, 49 00:01:34,089 --> 00:01:36,223 If you'll just drop the whole thing right now, 50 00:01:36,258 --> 00:01:38,860 I'll buy you that new video game console you've been wanting. 51 00:01:38,895 --> 00:01:40,595 The 2001 okama gamesphere? 52 00:01:41,029 --> 00:01:42,295 Sure. Cool! 53 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:44,933 Wow, this is like finding trash can gold, you guys. 54 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:47,969 There it is, the okama gamesphere. 55 00:01:48,403 --> 00:01:50,572 Dude, it's got 128 gigahertz d-Ram. 56 00:01:50,607 --> 00:01:51,838 What's that? 57 00:01:51,873 --> 00:01:54,042 I don't know, but it kicks ass. 58 00:01:57,078 --> 00:01:58,813 Wow, dude, you're the luckiest kid in south park. 59 00:01:58,848 --> 00:02:00,514 Hey, this is all of ours. 60 00:02:00,549 --> 00:02:02,717 I'm the one who found stan's aborted brother in the trash can 61 00:02:02,752 --> 00:02:04,452 And blackmailed his mom into getting the gamesphere. 62 00:02:04,487 --> 00:02:05,754 All right, all right, but you guys gotta see 63 00:02:06,188 --> 00:02:07,489 If you can sleep over for the rest of the weekend. 64 00:02:07,524 --> 00:02:09,623 It's saturday at 2:30, that means we have... 65 00:02:09,658 --> 00:02:11,393 39 hours to play gamesphere until school on monday. 66 00:02:11,826 --> 00:02:12,694 Woo hoo! Awesome! 67 00:02:13,128 --> 00:02:13,995 Oh, crap. What? 68 00:02:14,429 --> 00:02:16,164 I'm supposed to go to the lake with my family tomorrow, 69 00:02:16,199 --> 00:02:17,465 And swim and play in the stupid sun. 70 00:02:17,899 --> 00:02:18,767 Dude, we got gamesphere. 71 00:02:18,802 --> 00:02:20,467 I know, i know. 72 00:02:20,502 --> 00:02:22,671 Well, look, i'll stay over anyway so i can play for... 18 hours. 73 00:02:22,706 --> 00:02:24,206 And then i'll go to the lake. 74 00:02:24,241 --> 00:02:25,707 Don't forget to bring a towel. 75 00:02:25,742 --> 00:02:26,973 What? 76 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:28,708 When you get out of the water 77 00:02:28,743 --> 00:02:30,912 You need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. 78 00:02:31,346 --> 00:02:32,612 That's why "towelie" says, 79 00:02:32,647 --> 00:02:35,250 "Don't forget to bring a towel." 80 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:38,087 Okay. Thanks, towelie. 81 00:02:38,122 --> 00:02:40,889 You wanna get high? 82 00:02:40,924 --> 00:02:43,890 No. 83 00:02:43,925 --> 00:02:46,528 Anyway, that will give me plenty of time playing video games. 84 00:02:46,563 --> 00:02:48,697 Kyle, i think you underestimate okama gamesphere. 85 00:02:48,732 --> 00:02:50,449 Here you go, boys. 86 00:02:50,484 --> 00:02:52,132 Aah! 87 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:53,867 Okay, turn it on. 88 00:02:53,902 --> 00:02:56,504 Okama gamesphere! 89 00:02:56,938 --> 00:02:58,205 Whoa! 90 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,807 Thirst for blood! 91 00:03:00,842 --> 00:03:02,577 Oh yeah, "thirst for blood", bring it. 92 00:03:02,612 --> 00:03:03,445 Oh, this is so cool. 93 00:03:03,878 --> 00:03:05,180 Bring it, bring it! 94 00:03:05,215 --> 00:03:07,349 Fight, go! 95 00:03:07,782 --> 00:03:09,517 Good night, boys, don't stay up too late. 96 00:03:09,552 --> 00:03:11,218 Good night, mom, thanks for gamesphere. 97 00:03:11,253 --> 00:03:13,855 Yeah, but you still "shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy." 98 00:03:14,289 --> 00:03:16,891 What? Nothing, come on, randy. 99 00:03:18,627 --> 00:03:20,362 Yeah, mom, i can't go to the lake. 100 00:03:20,397 --> 00:03:22,062 No, stan's having emotional problems 101 00:03:22,097 --> 00:03:24,266 And we need to help see him through it, he's got - What is it? 102 00:03:24,301 --> 00:03:25,584 Date rape psychosis. 103 00:03:25,619 --> 00:03:26,894 "Date rape" something. 104 00:03:26,929 --> 00:03:28,169 Yeah, okay, i will. 105 00:03:28,603 --> 00:03:29,436 Okay, thanks, mom. 106 00:03:29,471 --> 00:03:30,772 I don't have to go outside! 107 00:03:30,807 --> 00:03:32,038 Awesome! 108 00:03:32,073 --> 00:03:33,340 She said it's fine, 109 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:34,676 But that i still have to go to baseball practice tonight. 110 00:03:35,110 --> 00:03:36,411 Oh yeah, we've got baseball practice today. 111 00:03:36,446 --> 00:03:38,111 God damn it! 112 00:03:38,146 --> 00:03:39,881 We shouldn't have this many responsibilities, we're children. 113 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:41,616 It's all right, we can still play for six more hours. 114 00:03:41,651 --> 00:03:42,718 And then we'll go play baseball. 115 00:03:42,753 --> 00:03:43,785 Don't forget to bring a towel. 116 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:45,086 Ah, no. 117 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,689 When you're playing sports the sweat can get in your face. 118 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:48,955 That's why towelie says, 119 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:51,159 "Always keep an extra towel in your duffel bag." 120 00:03:51,194 --> 00:03:52,694 Okay, we will. 121 00:03:52,729 --> 00:03:54,160 All right! 122 00:03:54,195 --> 00:03:56,364 You wanna get high? 123 00:03:56,798 --> 00:03:57,666 No, we don't wanna get high. 124 00:03:58,099 --> 00:03:58,932 Okay. 125 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:00,233 You sure? 126 00:04:00,268 --> 00:04:01,569 Yes, go away, you stupid towel! 127 00:04:02,003 --> 00:04:02,870 Oh, dude, did you see that? 128 00:04:02,905 --> 00:04:03,738 I cut off your face and ate it. 129 00:04:04,172 --> 00:04:06,775 That's so cool! 130 00:04:09,811 --> 00:04:11,546 Okay, boys, that's it, you have to go now. 131 00:04:11,581 --> 00:04:12,812 No, no, it's okay, mom. 132 00:04:12,847 --> 00:04:15,016 We can't go to baseball practice because kyle has cancer. 133 00:04:15,051 --> 00:04:16,751 No, stanley, it's monday morning, 134 00:04:16,786 --> 00:04:18,053 You have to go to school. 135 00:04:18,088 --> 00:04:19,319 It's monday? 136 00:04:19,354 --> 00:04:20,620 Oh, um, i'm sick. Me too. 137 00:04:20,655 --> 00:04:22,390 No, you're not sick, now get to school. 138 00:04:22,425 --> 00:04:23,492 All of you. 139 00:04:23,527 --> 00:04:24,910 But mom! Go! 140 00:04:24,945 --> 00:04:26,294 Ahh! 141 00:04:26,728 --> 00:04:28,463 I can't believe we have to go to school. 142 00:04:28,897 --> 00:04:31,031 Yeah, real life is so boring and stupid. 143 00:04:31,066 --> 00:04:33,234 We just have to try and make the day go as fast as possible, 144 00:04:33,269 --> 00:04:35,403 So we can get back to gamesphere. 145 00:04:35,438 --> 00:04:36,705 Hello, boys, how are you? 146 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:37,971 Fine. 147 00:04:38,006 --> 00:04:40,573 Say, boys, this may sound a little odd, 148 00:04:40,608 --> 00:04:44,079 But have you seen a talking towel around anywhere? 149 00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:45,614 What, you mean towelie? 150 00:04:45,649 --> 00:04:47,080 Echo, this is garret. 151 00:04:47,115 --> 00:04:49,718 I've got a code five at... park county, colorado. 152 00:04:49,753 --> 00:04:52,320 Code five, park county colorado! 153 00:04:54,923 --> 00:04:56,224 What, dude? 154 00:04:59,694 --> 00:05:01,863 This is gonna be one long-Ass day. 155 00:05:07,068 --> 00:05:08,803 That was the longest day of school ever. 156 00:05:09,237 --> 00:05:12,273 Come on, hurry, i bet we can get to level 29. 157 00:05:12,308 --> 00:05:13,973 Where is it? 158 00:05:14,008 --> 00:05:15,960 It, it was right here. 159 00:05:15,995 --> 00:05:17,912 Where the hell is it?! 160 00:05:18,346 --> 00:05:19,864 Come on, man, this isn't funny, 161 00:05:19,899 --> 00:05:21,383 I need my fix. 162 00:05:21,418 --> 00:05:22,649 Hello. 163 00:05:22,684 --> 00:05:24,853 If you ever wanna see your okama gamesphere again, 164 00:05:24,888 --> 00:05:26,588 You'll bring us the towel. 165 00:05:26,623 --> 00:05:27,906 What, who is this? 166 00:05:27,941 --> 00:05:29,155 Just get the towel 167 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:31,359 And meet us at the gas station outside of town. 168 00:05:31,394 --> 00:05:32,625 Or else. 169 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:34,829 Okama gamesphere! 170 00:05:34,864 --> 00:05:36,998 Don't hurt it! 171 00:05:37,033 --> 00:05:38,264 What? 172 00:05:38,299 --> 00:05:39,566 They've taken it. 173 00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:42,203 They've taken our okama gamesphere. 174 00:05:42,238 --> 00:05:43,903 No... no! 175 00:05:43,938 --> 00:05:45,673 What do you mean they've taken it? 176 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:46,541 Oh, this isn't happening. 177 00:05:46,975 --> 00:05:49,144 This isn't happening! 178 00:05:49,179 --> 00:05:50,679 Towelie! 179 00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:52,145 Hey, towel! 180 00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:53,012 Where the hell is he? 181 00:05:53,047 --> 00:05:54,349 Where the hell could he be? 182 00:05:54,783 --> 00:05:56,518 I don't know, the guy on the phone thought we had towelie, 183 00:05:56,553 --> 00:05:57,619 So now we gotta find him. 184 00:05:57,654 --> 00:05:58,651 What has this world come to, 185 00:05:58,686 --> 00:06:00,422 Where people can just take your okama gamesphere? 186 00:06:00,855 --> 00:06:02,157 Hey, maybe we better do a towel call. 187 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:04,759 Herrrre-Gttt! Herrrre-Gttt 188 00:06:04,794 --> 00:06:06,025 That's a towel call? 189 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,362 This is hopeless, we're never gonna find him. 190 00:06:07,397 --> 00:06:08,628 Hey, wait a minute. 191 00:06:08,663 --> 00:06:09,964 Towelie always showed up to give us towel advice 192 00:06:10,398 --> 00:06:11,266 When we said something about water. 193 00:06:11,699 --> 00:06:12,567 Hey, yeah. 194 00:06:13,001 --> 00:06:16,037 Well, guys, let's go to the swimming pool. 195 00:06:16,471 --> 00:06:19,941 Ah, let's go take a shower. 196 00:06:19,976 --> 00:06:21,641 Let's go water-Skiing! 197 00:06:21,676 --> 00:06:23,411 Don't forget to bring a towel. 198 00:06:23,446 --> 00:06:24,677 There he is! 199 00:06:24,712 --> 00:06:26,881 Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get all wet. 200 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:27,983 Come on, dude. 201 00:06:28,018 --> 00:06:29,015 Where we going? 202 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,351 Just come on, it's getting dark. 203 00:06:30,386 --> 00:06:32,954 Are we gonna get high? 204 00:06:33,388 --> 00:06:34,906 Are you sure this is where they said to be? 205 00:06:34,941 --> 00:06:36,424 They said the gas station outside of town. 206 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:39,027 Well, i'm gonna get a little high. 207 00:06:39,062 --> 00:06:40,345 Hold it! 208 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:41,594 Who's that? 209 00:06:41,629 --> 00:06:45,099 Step away from the towel! 210 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:47,233 There you are, towel. 211 00:06:47,268 --> 00:06:49,437 We've been looking all over for you. 212 00:06:49,472 --> 00:06:51,137 If you ever go to a hotel, 213 00:06:51,172 --> 00:06:52,907 Be sure to bring your own towel. 214 00:06:53,341 --> 00:06:55,041 It isn't safe for you out here, towel. 215 00:06:55,076 --> 00:06:57,245 There are people out here who mean to harm you. 216 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,414 Excuse me, can we have our okama gamesphere back? 217 00:06:59,449 --> 00:07:00,715 We just wanna play video games. 218 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:01,981 Your what? 219 00:07:02,016 --> 00:07:03,283 Ah, look dude, we're on level 24, 220 00:07:03,318 --> 00:07:04,619 About to cross into the caverns of madness. 221 00:07:05,053 --> 00:07:06,354 I don't know what you're talking about. 222 00:07:06,788 --> 00:07:08,089 You called us and said if we brought the towel, 223 00:07:08,124 --> 00:07:09,824 You'd give us our video game back. 224 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:11,993 Oh my god, it's a trap! 225 00:07:15,029 --> 00:07:16,729 Cover, cover! 226 00:07:16,764 --> 00:07:18,500 God damn it, what now? 227 00:07:18,535 --> 00:07:21,935 Run, towel! 228 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:24,572 Come on, they gotta have our video game around here somewhere. 229 00:07:25,006 --> 00:07:26,307 Where's the towel? 230 00:07:26,741 --> 00:07:27,609 It can't be far. 231 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:29,309 Alvarez, you and mitchell sweep left. 232 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:32,380 Ha, hurry, you must get the towel back totynacorp. 233 00:07:32,415 --> 00:07:34,549 Where is our okama gamesphere? 234 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:35,416 Get the towel home. 235 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:37,151 They'll explain everything. 236 00:07:37,186 --> 00:07:38,687 Please, hurry. 237 00:07:38,722 --> 00:07:40,153 Ah, god damn it! 238 00:07:40,188 --> 00:07:41,489 Do you know wher he's talking about, towelie? 239 00:07:41,524 --> 00:07:44,092 Huh? Oh yeah, back at the base. 240 00:07:44,127 --> 00:07:45,358 It's a long ways away. 241 00:07:45,393 --> 00:07:47,128 All right, we're gonna have to use this truck. 242 00:07:47,163 --> 00:07:48,863 Come on, guys. 243 00:07:50,598 --> 00:07:51,431 Well? 244 00:07:51,466 --> 00:07:52,732 They've gone, sir. 245 00:07:52,767 --> 00:07:54,068 It's like they vanished out of thin air. 246 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:54,936 Damn it! 247 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:57,538 I knew those boys were protecting that towel. 248 00:07:57,573 --> 00:07:59,707 They must have some unexplainable bond with it. 249 00:08:00,141 --> 00:08:01,876 Perhaps they're telepathically linked to the towel, sir, 250 00:08:01,911 --> 00:08:04,444 Like "e.T." 251 00:08:04,479 --> 00:08:06,648 They could already be anywhere, hiding out again. 252 00:08:06,683 --> 00:08:08,383 No, the time for being nice is over. 253 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:10,985 We must instigate... plan "b". 254 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:12,287 You mean-? 255 00:08:12,322 --> 00:08:13,553 Yes. 256 00:08:13,588 --> 00:08:17,058 Destroy all towels within a thousand-Mile radius. 257 00:08:19,327 --> 00:08:21,895 Hey, do you love towelie? 258 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:24,966 Good, because towelie merchandise is now available. 259 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:28,002 Be the first to show your enthusiasm for towelie 260 00:08:28,037 --> 00:08:30,171 With the all-New "i love towelie" t-Shirt. 261 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:31,437 And if you don't like towelie, 262 00:08:31,472 --> 00:08:33,207 You can buy the "i hate towelie" t-Shirt. 263 00:08:33,242 --> 00:08:34,474 It's 100% cotton! 264 00:08:34,509 --> 00:08:36,643 And available soon, the towelie towel. 265 00:08:36,678 --> 00:08:38,413 It comes with all your favorite catch phrases. 266 00:08:38,448 --> 00:08:40,547 You wanna get high? 267 00:08:40,582 --> 00:08:43,618 So call now and order your "i love towelie" or "i hate towelie" t-Shirt. 268 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,318 American express anddiscover card. 269 00:08:45,353 --> 00:08:47,522 Supplies are limited, so order one of these great t - Shirts right away. 270 00:08:51,859 --> 00:08:53,161 Are we getting close? 271 00:08:53,196 --> 00:08:54,427 I think so. 272 00:08:54,462 --> 00:08:55,728 A little more gas, kenny. 273 00:08:55,763 --> 00:08:57,030 How long has it been since you've been back there? 274 00:08:57,065 --> 00:08:59,233 I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks, 275 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:02,270 You know, helping people out with towel safety 276 00:09:02,305 --> 00:09:04,439 And proper towel use. It's important. 277 00:09:04,872 --> 00:09:06,390 No, it isn't. Is. 278 00:09:06,425 --> 00:09:07,874 No, it isn't. Is. 279 00:09:07,909 --> 00:09:10,078 Wait, turn down here, it's down this dirt road. 280 00:09:10,113 --> 00:09:11,813 Brake kenny, brake. 281 00:09:14,849 --> 00:09:16,549 Maybe it's down that dirt road. 282 00:09:16,584 --> 00:09:18,536 Dude, don't you remember where it is? 283 00:09:18,571 --> 00:09:20,453 I can't remember, it all looks the same. 284 00:09:20,488 --> 00:09:23,524 Hold on, let me get high, then i'll remember where it is. 285 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,802 All right, so where is it? 286 00:09:34,837 --> 00:09:36,502 Where's what? 287 00:09:36,537 --> 00:09:37,804 Ah! Ah! Ah! 288 00:09:37,839 --> 00:09:40,008 The base where you're from and our okama gamesphere is. 289 00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:42,610 All right, that does it. 290 00:09:42,645 --> 00:09:43,876 Brake angrily, kenny. 291 00:09:43,911 --> 00:09:46,080 Now listen, towelie, we've just about had it with you. 292 00:09:46,115 --> 00:09:46,948 Calm down. 293 00:09:47,382 --> 00:09:48,900 That's it, you're not getting high again 294 00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:50,418 Until we have our okama gamesphere back. 295 00:09:50,453 --> 00:09:52,552 That's my last "j", asshole! 296 00:09:52,587 --> 00:09:54,756 I don't care, you better remember where your base is. 297 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:56,924 Oh, man, why is it everyone riding me today? 298 00:09:56,959 --> 00:09:58,660 God damn it. 299 00:10:02,997 --> 00:10:04,697 Kevin. 300 00:10:04,732 --> 00:10:07,769 Don't forget to wrap the potato salad in aluminum foil. 301 00:10:09,504 --> 00:10:10,770 Kevin, is that you? 302 00:10:10,805 --> 00:10:12,974 Harris, breach, bang and clear! 303 00:10:13,009 --> 00:10:13,841 Hello? 304 00:10:16,010 --> 00:10:17,745 Oh my god! Oh, no! 305 00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:19,914 All right, it's clear, it's clear! 306 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,060 Aah! 307 00:10:34,662 --> 00:10:35,963 Go, go! 308 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:43,302 Get it! 309 00:10:43,337 --> 00:10:44,604 What the-? 310 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:45,471 Throw it down! 311 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:48,109 Oh, all right, have your way with me if you must. 312 00:10:48,144 --> 00:10:50,278 Go on, fulfill your sick pleasures. 313 00:10:52,447 --> 00:10:54,615 All right, let's go. 314 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,749 Where you going? 315 00:10:56,784 --> 00:10:58,519 This is where you came from? 316 00:10:58,953 --> 00:11:00,471 Yeah, i think so. 317 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:01,954 Oh, man. What? 318 00:11:01,989 --> 00:11:04,158 I am so high right now. 319 00:11:04,592 --> 00:11:06,761 I have no idea what's going on. 320 00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:13,232 Welcome home, smart towel rg-400. 321 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:15,835 Uh, hi, is this where our okama gamesphere is? 322 00:11:15,870 --> 00:11:18,039 We're missing out on some quality video game time right now. 323 00:11:18,074 --> 00:11:19,774 Thank you for bringing him to us, boys. 324 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,810 You see, this is not an ordinary towel. 325 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:24,944 He is the rg-400 smart towel, 326 00:11:24,979 --> 00:11:27,582 Designed with a computer chip inside the terry cloth. 327 00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:28,848 We don't care. 328 00:11:28,883 --> 00:11:30,184 You see, here at tynacorp, 329 00:11:30,618 --> 00:11:32,318 Our goal was to make the perfect towel, 330 00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:35,389 A towel that would sense how wet or dry the user's skin was 331 00:11:35,424 --> 00:11:37,125 And fluff itself accordingly. 332 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:38,825 Dude, we don't care. 333 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,126 Towelie was our greatest success, 334 00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:42,295 Smart enough to beat the average human at chess 335 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:44,499 And absorbent enough to soak up even the toughest spills. 336 00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:46,667 But then one day, towelie got high 337 00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:48,402 And just sort of wandered off. 338 00:11:48,437 --> 00:11:50,536 We-Don't-Care. 339 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,740 All we want to know is who has our okama gamesphere? 340 00:11:52,775 --> 00:11:54,041 Ah yes, your video game. 341 00:11:54,475 --> 00:11:57,078 I'm afraid that what we all experienced was a trap. 342 00:11:57,113 --> 00:11:58,778 They called you and said to bring the towel, 343 00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:01,415 And then they called us and said they were bringing towelie back. 344 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:04,452 Their plan was to wipe us all out with one fell swoop. 345 00:12:04,487 --> 00:12:05,718 Who's "they"? 346 00:12:05,753 --> 00:12:07,019 Why, the military. 347 00:12:07,054 --> 00:12:08,790 You see, after towelie got high and wandered off from here, 348 00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:10,490 The military got a hold of him. 349 00:12:10,525 --> 00:12:13,561 They wanted to turn towelie into a weapon of mass destruction. 350 00:12:13,596 --> 00:12:14,862 Don't care, don't care, don't care. 351 00:12:15,296 --> 00:12:16,814 Towelie was at their base for months 352 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:18,892 As they tried to copy his t.N.A. 353 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:21,232 But then, one day, towelie got high 354 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:23,538 And just sort of wandered off, again. 355 00:12:23,573 --> 00:12:25,238 God damn it. Can we please! 356 00:12:25,273 --> 00:12:27,875 Just get back to playing our video game, please?! 357 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:29,142 I'm afraid not, 358 00:12:29,177 --> 00:12:31,345 Because your okama gamesphere is at their base. 359 00:12:31,779 --> 00:12:33,514 Can you tell us where that is, please? 360 00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:36,117 You mean to go right into their base? 361 00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:37,383 Of course. 362 00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:39,587 The entry code should still be in towlie's memory banks. 363 00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:42,190 You could sneak him in there and recover his t.N.A. 364 00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,323 Great plan! 365 00:12:44,358 --> 00:12:47,829 Sir, sergeant masters and buller reporting, sir! 366 00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:49,095 Ah, yes. 367 00:12:49,130 --> 00:12:51,732 Tell me, marine, did you accomplish your primary goal? 368 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,999 Sir, yes, sir! 369 00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:54,300 All towels have been destroyed. 370 00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,937 The smart towel is no doubt eliminated. 371 00:12:56,972 --> 00:12:59,505 Ah, and you're quite sure of this? 372 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:03,878 Yes, sir, there isn't a towel left within 100 miles. 373 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:07,313 Hmm, so perhaps then, you can explain to me 374 00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:10,384 Why we just got footage of the towel returning to tynacorp?! 375 00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:13,386 We- Outsmarted us, sir. 376 00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:15,590 Well i'm through playing hide-And-Seek. 377 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,325 We've got no other choice. 378 00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,795 Prepare to blow up all of colorado. 379 00:13:28,603 --> 00:13:30,338 In a moment we will be over the base. 380 00:13:30,771 --> 00:13:32,038 This is the only way in. 381 00:13:32,073 --> 00:13:34,675 Any attempts on ground would be easily spotted by guard posts. 382 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:35,977 Okay. 383 00:13:36,410 --> 00:13:38,145 I hate to send you back in there, towelie, 384 00:13:38,579 --> 00:13:41,182 But only you have their security system in your memory banks. 385 00:13:41,616 --> 00:13:44,652 That's all right, it's always good to bring a towel. 386 00:13:44,687 --> 00:13:45,953 Good luck, boys. 387 00:13:46,387 --> 00:13:48,122 The fate of the world is depending on you. 388 00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:49,822 We're not doing it for the world, 389 00:13:49,857 --> 00:13:51,592 We're doing it for our video game. God, are you deaf? 390 00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:52,859 All right, boys, 391 00:13:52,894 --> 00:13:54,195 When you drop from the plane, cover and roll. 392 00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:56,147 Go it? Yeah. 393 00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:57,665 Go, go, go, go! 394 00:14:07,642 --> 00:14:08,908 Dude, i figured what? It out. 395 00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:11,510 If we can go in and get the gamesphere in 30 minutes, 396 00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:14,148 We could still be back at your house playing video games by midnight. 397 00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:16,751 So that'd be what, like, eight hours we could play before school? 398 00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,017 Seven and a half. 399 00:14:18,052 --> 00:14:20,221 Hurry up, stupid parachute. 400 00:14:23,257 --> 00:14:26,294 All right, i think we go over there. 401 00:14:28,896 --> 00:14:31,065 Let's see... 402 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:31,898 No. 403 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,199 Come on, towelie, the guy said 404 00:14:33,234 --> 00:14:34,969 You had the security system in your memory banks. 405 00:14:35,403 --> 00:14:36,669 Hey, it's been a long time. 406 00:14:36,704 --> 00:14:37,788 You just have no long-Term memory 407 00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:38,873 Because you get high all the time. 408 00:14:39,307 --> 00:14:40,573 Don't preach to me, fatso! 409 00:14:40,608 --> 00:14:41,909 I can preach to you all i want 'cause you're stupid! 410 00:14:42,343 --> 00:14:43,210 You're stupid! 411 00:14:43,644 --> 00:14:44,512 Yeah, but you're a towel. 412 00:14:44,547 --> 00:14:46,646 You're a towel! 413 00:14:46,681 --> 00:14:47,982 Just let me get high. 414 00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,584 I know i can remember if i get high. 415 00:14:50,619 --> 00:14:51,452 Oh, god damn it. 416 00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:53,621 All right, fine, here's your stupid lighter. 417 00:14:56,223 --> 00:14:58,357 Hold on. 418 00:14:58,392 --> 00:15:00,561 Wait a second. 419 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,200 That's it. 420 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:07,466 That's it? 421 00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:09,670 Yeah, that's the melody tofunkytown. 422 00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:15,309 ♪ Won't you take me down to funkytown♪ 423 00:15:15,743 --> 00:15:17,912 No, towelie, the entry code! 424 00:15:17,947 --> 00:15:19,447 For what? 425 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:20,913 God damn it, 426 00:15:20,948 --> 00:15:23,117 I guess we're gonna have to climb the stupid fence. 427 00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:29,623 Let's look in here. 428 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,468 Kill me... 429 00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:42,203 Kill me. 430 00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,770 Oh my god, no! 431 00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:47,842 Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in. 432 00:15:47,877 --> 00:15:49,976 What are these things? 433 00:15:50,011 --> 00:15:52,613 Genetic copies we tried to make with your t.N.A. 434 00:15:52,648 --> 00:15:54,782 They didn't work too well, i'm afraid. 435 00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:56,517 Kill me. 436 00:15:56,951 --> 00:15:58,651 Do you have our okama gamesphere? 437 00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:01,071 You did very well to get the towel this far, boys. 438 00:16:01,106 --> 00:16:03,457 I wonder, what did they tell you at tynacorp? 439 00:16:03,891 --> 00:16:06,060 That the big, bad government wanted to genetically engineer 440 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,760 Towelie as a weapon? 441 00:16:07,795 --> 00:16:09,964 Now let me tell you the real story. 442 00:16:09,999 --> 00:16:12,098 Oh god, don't care, don't care. 443 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:15,603 Yes, we've been trying to make our own genetic copies of the towel. 444 00:16:15,638 --> 00:16:17,772 But only because we had to. 445 00:16:18,205 --> 00:16:22,109 You see, when we started spying on tynacorp, 446 00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:25,163 We discovered a certain terrifying secret. 447 00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:28,182 Go on, ask him what terrifying secret! 448 00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:30,750 What terrifying secret? 449 00:16:30,785 --> 00:16:34,255 That tynacorp was making these towels in order to take over the world. 450 00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,857 We're never gonna play okama gamesphere again, are we? 451 00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,592 Don't you see what genetically enhanced 452 00:16:39,026 --> 00:16:40,761 Smart towels like these are capable of? 453 00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:43,329 You get out of the shower and dry yourself off. 454 00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:46,400 But even after you're dry, the towel makes you more dry. 455 00:16:46,435 --> 00:16:49,003 It keeps getting you dryer and dryer. 456 00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:50,269 Can you imagine it, 457 00:16:50,304 --> 00:16:53,340 What it would feel like to be way, way too dry? 458 00:16:53,774 --> 00:16:56,811 I'll tell you something, you don't want to know. 459 00:16:56,846 --> 00:16:58,112 And i don't know. 460 00:16:58,546 --> 00:16:59,812 And we don't care. 461 00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:01,981 You've been double-Crossed by tynacorp, kids. 462 00:17:02,016 --> 00:17:05,052 They set this all up to get you in here and take us down. 463 00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:06,752 So, let me get this straight, 464 00:17:06,787 --> 00:17:08,956 Our okama gamesphere is back at tynacorp? 465 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:10,925 Oh yes, it has been all along. 466 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,860 Can i kill the towel now, sir? 467 00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:13,727 Go ahead. 468 00:17:14,161 --> 00:17:15,428 No, wait. 469 00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:18,065 Perhaps now, we can use their own towel against them. 470 00:17:18,499 --> 00:17:19,765 If these boys must return to tynacorp, 471 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,402 Then we will launch a sneak attack on tynacorp as well. 472 00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:25,005 You boys can take the towel to tynacorp's central core 473 00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:27,174 And upload this encryption disk into their system, 474 00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:28,909 Bringing them down, once and for all. 475 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,176 But we don't care. 476 00:17:30,211 --> 00:17:31,512 What the hell is this? 477 00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:32,778 The towel was supposed to go in there 478 00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:34,982 And then run its own self-Destruct sequence. 479 00:17:35,017 --> 00:17:36,734 The towel has a will of its own, 480 00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:38,452 It's learning... compassion. 481 00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:40,621 We don't have the manpower to hold off the entire military 482 00:17:41,055 --> 00:17:43,224 And stop those wonder boys from getting to the core. 483 00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:44,924 Then we have no choice. 484 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:48,429 We'll have to test the new prototype a little early. 485 00:17:55,369 --> 00:17:58,839 Don't forget to bring a towel. 486 00:18:04,378 --> 00:18:06,547 All right, boys, take the towel back in there 487 00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:08,681 And say your mission was accomplished. 488 00:18:08,716 --> 00:18:10,885 Then upload this encryption disk into their computers. 489 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,053 We're just going in to get our video game back. 490 00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:13,886 If anything goes wrong 491 00:18:13,921 --> 00:18:15,656 Use this newly-Developed photon rifle. 492 00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,259 Photon rifle, whatever. 493 00:18:20,861 --> 00:18:21,729 Hello? 494 00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:23,030 Hello, anybody here? 495 00:18:23,464 --> 00:18:25,199 Welcome to the party, boys. 496 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,934 Ahh! 497 00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:31,272 Oh, boy! 498 00:18:31,705 --> 00:18:35,176 So, you thought you could outsmart us, did you, kids? 499 00:18:35,609 --> 00:18:37,561 Yah, move, move, move, move! 500 00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:39,478 Don't make a move, you bastards. 501 00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:41,682 Bring the towel here, boys, they can't shoot children. 502 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,285 Don't listen to them, they lied to you before. 503 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,453 Oh yes, boys, obey your government. 504 00:18:46,887 --> 00:18:48,189 Or perhaps it's time these boys knew 505 00:18:48,224 --> 00:18:49,924 What wasreallygoing on. 506 00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,526 Oh my god, look! 507 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,695 Our gamesphere! 508 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,430 Okama gamesphere! 509 00:18:56,864 --> 00:18:58,130 Oh sweet, it still saved our place. 510 00:18:58,165 --> 00:19:00,768 You see, boys, i'm afraid you were double-Crossed. 511 00:19:00,803 --> 00:19:02,069 If they were the military, 512 00:19:02,503 --> 00:19:04,238 Why wouldn't they just attack us to begin with? 513 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,973 Because they're not the military. 514 00:19:06,407 --> 00:19:07,925 All right, maybe we lied to you, 515 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,408 But it was to protect your own skin. 516 00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:11,612 We're a resistance group pretending to be the military 517 00:19:11,647 --> 00:19:13,312 To bring tynacorp down. 518 00:19:13,347 --> 00:19:15,082 Whoa, check it out, you guys, parachute level. 519 00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:16,348 Sweet. 520 00:19:16,383 --> 00:19:17,901 Then perhaps we should show these kids 521 00:19:17,936 --> 00:19:19,420 Who tynacorp really is made up of. 522 00:19:19,853 --> 00:19:23,324 Go on, tell them why you've been making towels... zeitar! 523 00:19:23,757 --> 00:19:25,926 Oh, there's gold, get the gold, kenny. 524 00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,193 Our planet was dying, 525 00:19:27,228 --> 00:19:28,928 We had no choice but to find a new one. 526 00:19:28,963 --> 00:19:31,131 Manufacturing smart towels was our way to spy on humans 527 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,831 And see how they lived. 528 00:19:32,866 --> 00:19:35,000 And now you know the horrible truth, boys. 529 00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:38,505 Truth or no, your alien murdering group is over. 530 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,639 Can you turn it up? 531 00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:42,374 Boys, try to reach the core override. 532 00:19:42,409 --> 00:19:45,012 We've got no choice but to try to take them all out. 533 00:19:51,085 --> 00:19:52,820 I think i can get it from here, boys. 534 00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:54,555 What are you doing? You'll kill us all. 535 00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:56,724 Sorry, zeitar, didn't your momma ever tell you? 536 00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:59,326 Don't mess with earthlings. 537 00:19:59,361 --> 00:20:00,628 Whoa! 538 00:20:04,098 --> 00:20:05,399 Hang on. 539 00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:06,700 Kenny! 540 00:20:07,134 --> 00:20:09,268 Ahh! 541 00:20:09,303 --> 00:20:11,472 Oh my god! Our gamesphere. 542 00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:13,606 You've gotta move me closer. 543 00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:16,243 Hurry up, kyle, this place is coming apart. 544 00:20:16,677 --> 00:20:17,978 What are you doing? 545 00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:20,147 Get away from me, you evil towel. 546 00:20:20,581 --> 00:20:21,882 Towelie, listen to me. 547 00:20:22,316 --> 00:20:24,051 Let them go, drop them. 548 00:20:24,086 --> 00:20:25,803 No way, they're my friends. 549 00:20:25,838 --> 00:20:27,486 They aren't your friends. 550 00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:28,822 Humans have ruined the planet, 551 00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,124 Killed off their own environment. 552 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,425 Their time is over. 553 00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:33,160 It is the towels' turn now. 554 00:20:33,195 --> 00:20:34,426 I've almost got it. 555 00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:36,196 You're going to let them go, towelie, 556 00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:39,198 Because i know your weakness. 557 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:42,703 Here, you can reach it, come on, towelie. 558 00:20:43,137 --> 00:20:45,739 How long has it be since you've had a nice burn, huh? 559 00:20:45,774 --> 00:20:47,474 20, 30 seconds? 560 00:20:47,509 --> 00:20:48,741 Oh, crap. 561 00:20:48,776 --> 00:20:50,511 You're going to have to choose between their lives 562 00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:52,246 And getting high. 563 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:53,547 You asshole. 564 00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:55,716 Towelie, don't let go of us, you god damn towel! 565 00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:57,017 Kyle's almost there. 566 00:20:57,451 --> 00:20:59,620 Come, towelie, make your decision. 567 00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:01,754 I choose... 568 00:21:01,789 --> 00:21:04,825 I choose... both! 569 00:21:09,596 --> 00:21:12,199 I got it! 570 00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:14,802 Ahh! 571 00:21:16,537 --> 00:21:19,139 Come on, guys, let's go play video games. 572 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:21,273 All right! Hooray! 573 00:21:21,308 --> 00:21:23,043 Oh, dude, we finished level 50. 574 00:21:23,078 --> 00:21:24,310 Awesome! 575 00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:26,947 Oh, man, i have no idea what's going on. 576 00:21:26,982 --> 00:21:28,213 Check it out. 577 00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:29,550 Now, we're going into the secret underground base. 578 00:21:29,983 --> 00:21:30,816 All right guys, focus, 579 00:21:30,851 --> 00:21:32,586 Looks like this is gonna be an underwater level. 580 00:21:32,621 --> 00:21:34,720 Don't forget to bring a towel. 581 00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:36,924 You're the worst character ever, towelie. 582 00:21:37,358 --> 00:21:38,659 I know. 583 00:21:41,261 --> 00:21:44,298 Captioning made possible by comedy central 584 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:47,334 Captioned by soundwriters?