1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,808 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,210 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,278 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,748 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,818 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,653 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,555 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,524 Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,126 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 11 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,028 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,098 Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:36,935 ♪♪ 14 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,737 [ Gunshots ] 15 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:40,939 All right. 16 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,240 Thanks for comin' in today 17 00:00:42,242 --> 00:00:44,876 to discuss your daughter's behavior, m'kay. 18 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,846 Exactly what kind of trouble is Shelley in, Mr. Mackey? 19 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,915 Well, unfortunately, we found out 20 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,618 our playground monitor has been accepting favors 21 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:55,487 to look the other way at recess and, uh... 22 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,657 your daughter sent him an inappropriate picture. 23 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,292 of her butthole, m'kay. 24 00:01:01,294 --> 00:01:04,195 Her butthole? Shelley! 25 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,464 Why would the recess monitor 26 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,265 want a picture of my daughter's butthole?! 27 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:09,934 We've been having a lot of issues at the school 28 00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,503 with kids vaping lately, 29 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,738 and they bribe the recess monitor 30 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,106 however they can. 31 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,407 Jesus Christ! 32 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,843 How much worse can things get around here?! 33 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,879 M'kay, but -- but there is good news, m'kay. 34 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:24,950 We had the picture analyzed, and it turns out it was 35 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:27,319 actually just a picture of a dog's butthole, 36 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,487 m'kay, that your daughter claimed was hers. 37 00:01:29,489 --> 00:01:32,257 M'kay, there it is -- a little fur right there. 38 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,161 Seriously? Dog's butthole? 39 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,096 That's what we're doing now, huh? 40 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,098 There's not enough bad things in the world? 41 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,234 We get called into school, here's a dog's butthole for ya. 42 00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:47,205 That's what it's all come to, Shelley!? 43 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:51,243 I'm over it, Sharon. I am seriously over it. 44 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:54,880 Don't you wanna just start over? Go back to simpler times? 45 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,181 What do you mean? 46 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:58,584 I've had it -- school shootings, 47 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,019 pieces of shit taking Ambien and tweeting, 48 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,588 priests raping kids, and somehow... 49 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,323 I'm not laughing anymore. 50 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,159 Let's do it, Sharon, what I've always talked about. 51 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,361 Let's get outta here. 52 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,863 Go buy a farm and live off the land. 53 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,498 Are you being serious? 54 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,133 I've never been more serious. 55 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,334 [ Horn honks ] 56 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,636 Hey, the lights green! 57 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,437 Shut up, Nelson! 58 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:20,973 Let's move out to the country. 59 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,108 Go back to simple living when things mattered, 60 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,077 like hard work and tegridy. 61 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:26,745 How will we make a living? 62 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:27,980 By growing things 63 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:30,649 and selling what we make with our hands. 64 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,917 We can do this, Sharon. 65 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,920 It's time. 66 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:40,558 ♪ This ol' world is gettin' to me ♪ 67 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,497 ♪ There's just no trust, no tegridy ♪ 68 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:51,737 ♪ So, I loaded up the kids, took my wife by the arm ♪ 69 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:55,073 ♪ And I moved on out to a Colorado farm ♪ 70 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:58,677 ♪♪ 71 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,412 ♪ Now it's early to bed, early to rise ♪ 72 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,982 ♪ The crops are plowed, and it's no surprise ♪ 73 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,417 ♪ City folks are fightin', and I don't give a darn ♪ 74 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:07,819 ♪ Darn ♪ 75 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:14,259 ♪ Cause I make my livin' on a Colorado farm ♪ 76 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,728 ♪ I gotta drive the tractor, gotta cut the grass ♪ 77 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,531 ♪ Chut-chut goes the baler like it's never gonna last ♪ 78 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,899 ♪ There's food in the kitchen, and there's bud in the barn ♪ 79 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,534 ♪ Barn ♪ 80 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,871 ♪ That's life livin' on a Colorado farm ♪ 81 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,274 ♪♪ 82 00:03:30,276 --> 00:03:32,777 ♪ Ice cold beer, pickup truck ♪ 83 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:35,313 ♪ Country music, listin' shit ♪ 84 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:39,718 ♪ We've got tegridy to keep us warm ♪ 85 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:43,789 ♪ That's what you get on a Colorado Farm ♪ 86 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,291 ♪ And I'm gonna stay on a Colorado Farm ♪ 87 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:49,194 Shit... 88 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:52,597 ♪♪ 89 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:53,865 So, just like that? 90 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,600 Your parents sold your house and everything? 91 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,101 Yeah, it takes me like an hour to get to school now. 92 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,503 It sucks. 93 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,304 All because Shelley bribed the playground monitor 94 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:01,640 to let her vape during recess. 95 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:02,807 Why would your sister want 96 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,576 to get addicted to those things? 97 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,545 Well your little brother does it too, Kyle. 98 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:09,046 What are you talking about? 99 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:10,115 You didn't know? 100 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,282 The kindergartners are, like, 101 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,618 the biggest vapers at this school. 102 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,453 Vroom, vroom. 103 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,289 I am a truck! 104 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:20,091 Watch out for the monster! 105 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,959 Kyle: Ike! 106 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:24,129 Ike, do you have a vaping pen?! 107 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,998 Nope. 108 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,266 Dude! Gimme that! 109 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,768 Hey! Gimme back my vaporizer! 110 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,003 What is this? 111 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,406 Cherry-flavored nicotine?! Are you joking? 112 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:37,709 Aw, come on! All the kids are doing it. 113 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:40,078 Yeah! I like lemon flavor! 114 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,114 I like raspberry! 115 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:43,815 Why do you want nicotine?! 116 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:47,419 Do you know how hard it is being a kindergartner? 117 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,721 We need a break sometimes! 118 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,156 These things are bad for you, do you understand?! 119 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,424 Bad kindergartners! 120 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,961 Relax, bitch. 121 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,930 Try some gummy bear surprise. 122 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,331 [ Coughs ] 123 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,767 All right. Where'd you guys get these? 124 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,137 [ Engine idling ] 125 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,674 [ Engine turns off ] 126 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,115 Mornin', Joe. How's the farmin'? 127 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,883 Doing good, neighbor. 128 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,520 Just planted some Purple Skunky Kush. 129 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:24,355 Harvested the Super Hindu Haze last week. 130 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,424 Well that's fine, Joe, just fine. 131 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:29,360 I'm growin' some Green Willy Stranger myself. 132 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:32,263 And the Catatonic Tegridy Bud is takin' well. 133 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:33,732 [ Engine starts ] 134 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,700 Well, see ya 'round, neighbor! 135 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,302 So long, Joe! 136 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,372 [ Indistinct talking ] 137 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,340 Kindergartners said it's some big kid 138 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,674 in a trench coat. 139 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,076 Hey, look! 140 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,411 Kyle: That's gotta be him. 141 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,612 What are you gonna do? 142 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:49,281 I'm gonna tell him if he sells a vape pen 143 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:51,582 to my brother again, I'm gonna kick his ass! 144 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:53,285 Hey, you! 145 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:54,986 Oh! Hey, fellas! 146 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,054 Butters?! 147 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,923 What are you guys doin? 148 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,557 Butters, are you selling vapes? 149 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,392 Well, sure! Whatcha lookin' for?! 150 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,496 I've got strawberry, vanilla, tropical passion -- 151 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,497 -What?! -Tropical passion. 152 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,066 It's like mango and kiwi. 153 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,267 Butters, you understand this stuff is 154 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,735 an epidemic at our school?! 155 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,371 Yeah, and at five bucks a pop, we're gonna be rich! 156 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,773 Butters, this is for Kyle. 157 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,542 Oof! 158 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,078 Randy, I think we need to have a talk. 159 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,414 No time to talk. 160 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,949 The agricultural inspector's about to drop by. 161 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,617 Once we get certified from him, 162 00:06:26,619 --> 00:06:28,986 we can start selling like a real farm. 163 00:06:28,988 --> 00:06:30,522 Have patience, wife. 164 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,424 Soon our fortunes will change. 165 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,925 [ Knocks on door ] 166 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,394 Ooh, that must be him now! 167 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,398 Yes, I'm with the State testing board. 168 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,234 Is this... Tegridy Farms? 169 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,571 Name's right there on the sign. Come on back! 170 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,974 So, with this Vestin device, 171 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:53,144 I can check not only the THC levels in your product, 172 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:56,614 but also detect any impurities and give you a final score 173 00:06:56,616 --> 00:07:00,551 based on overall chemical makeup. 174 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:03,954 [ Inhales ] [ Bubbling ] 175 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:04,956 Yep. 176 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,891 That's good shit. 177 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:11,596 Now let me test the levels in your organic house blend. 178 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,331 [ Inhales ] [ Bubbling ] 179 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,836 Yep. That's good shit. 180 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,338 Now what about the Tegridy Jungle Bud? 181 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,840 Let's test it out. 182 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:24,543 [ Inhales ] [ Bubbling ] 183 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,080 Whoa. 184 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,181 Yeah? 185 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,283 Whoa. Yeeeah?! 186 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,352 I don't know what tegridy is, 187 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,854 but that is some good shit! 188 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:38,323 All right! 189 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,992 ♪ Five, five dollar ♪ 190 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,328 ♪ Five-dollar footlooong ♪ 191 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,030 [ Door rattles ] 192 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:47,832 Butters?! 193 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,033 Why'd you punch me, Eric?! 194 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,101 I had to! 195 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,569 I thought we were partners! 196 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,204 Butters, next time when Kyle walks up to you 197 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,672 and says "Are you selling vape stuff," 198 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,541 You say, "No, I am not, Kyle." 199 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:57,943 You punched me in the face! 200 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,978 Butters, we have to be extra cautious right now 201 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,380 or else we're -- hang on, hang on -- 202 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,548 [ Groans ] 203 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,117 [ Strains ] Hang on. 204 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,052 Hang on. 205 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,320 [ Splash ] [ Sighs ] 206 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,722 Okay, we have to be extra cautious, Butters. 207 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,724 The whole operation is in a period of transition. 208 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,692 [ Toilet flushes ] What's that supposed to mean?! 209 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:16,694 In case you haven't noticed, we're falling behind. 210 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,596 We haven't sold enough product to pay off our overhead. 211 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,465 The people I bought from are on my ass! 212 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,799 Everything costs money, Butters. 213 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,568 The pens, the juice, even that jacket I got you. 214 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,636 We can't start getting sloppy now. 215 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:25,770 Do you understand? 216 00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:26,938 Well, I don't know how this means 217 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,272 you can go and punch me in the face -- 218 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,641 Everything will make sense, Butters, I told you. 219 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,977 Just stick with the plan, okay? 220 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:36,914 Did you know that vaping is way healthier 221 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:40,685 than smoking cigarettes? 222 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,820 ♪♪ 223 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,122 All right, everyone! 224 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,758 Who's ready for some farm-to-table supper?! 225 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,659 We've got some hemp milk here... 226 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,828 hemp-oil and vinegar bruschetta... 227 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,630 some hemp seed tabouli. 228 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,266 And guess what the napkins are made from? 229 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,334 [ Horn honks ] 230 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,870 Oh, wonder who that could be. 231 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,678 Howdy. What can I do ya for? 232 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,746 Is this Tegridy Farms? 233 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,649 Yeah, name's right there on the sign. 234 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,585 Our company is interested in your product. 235 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,386 We'd like to do some business with you. 236 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,021 Really?! Hey, that'd be great! 237 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,356 What kind of company -- 238 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,226 We're one of the top vape companies 239 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,394 in the state. 240 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,430 We'd like to add your product to our line. 241 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,465 [ Chuckles ] Oh, no. Sorry. 242 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,135 I don't want my Tegridy Bud put in those pussy sticks. 243 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:32,437 Pussy sticks? 244 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:33,537 Yeah, you know -- 245 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,407 penis pen, wussy vape, lady joints. 246 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,475 Not on my farm, no sirree. 247 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,243 You got a problem with vaping?! 248 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,913 It's cleaner and healthier than traditional smoking! 249 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,214 That's nice. 250 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,816 Now, hows about you take that pussy stick 251 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,685 and get off my farm before I shove it up your ass 252 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,419 and you're blowing mist out your butthole. 253 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,755 All right. 254 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,389 You can be a part of progress 255 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,958 or you can get run over by it. 256 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,093 Yeah, whatever. 257 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,727 All you're doin' is blowin' smoke -- 258 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,130 Sorry, "fruity steam." Pussy. 259 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,831 What happened to your accent? 260 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,435 Go vape some more, ya fuckin' puss. 261 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,571 You'll be sorry! 262 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:15,046 ♪♪ 263 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,847 I need to speak with the principal. 264 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:18,649 Okay. What is it regarding? 265 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,318 I'd rather just talk to him. 266 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,389 Right through there, you're second in line. 267 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,390 -Oh, hey, Kyle. -Hi, Kyle! 268 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:27,725 What are you up to? 269 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,260 You know what I'm up to. 270 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,494 Okay, cool. But come check this out. 271 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:31,962 This is really cool -- Don't touch me. 272 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,097 Just come -- No, just come see. D-D-Don't touch me. 273 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,366 This is really cool 274 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,537 You know, Kyle, people all need a way to relax. 275 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:41,606 And there's no proof that vaping is that bad for you. 276 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,374 You're selling it to kindergartners! 277 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,876 Kindergartners need a break, too, Kyle! 278 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,945 Butters: You know they took away their nap time. 279 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,114 You're such penises. Would you rather 280 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,481 the kindergartners smoke cigarettes? 281 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,483 Would you rather they drank?! That's not good! 282 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,784 Kyle! Kyle, Kyle! Okay, okay! 283 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:54,985 Just please listen, all right? 284 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,288 The truth is... we want out. 285 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,790 Butters and I thought we could just make some easy money. 286 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,325 but you gotta pay off the sixth graders, 287 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,659 then you gotta pay off the recess monitor 288 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,660 to look the other way. 289 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,961 We're in deep, Kyle. 290 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,563 Just let us sell enough to get out of debt, 291 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:07,365 And we will stop, I swear it. 292 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,866 You're so full of shit. 293 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,801 Come on, Kyle. We all make mistakes. 294 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:12,203 Did you already forget last week? 295 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,539 You know... 296 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,674 Ronan Farrow was here asking about you. 297 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,043 Ronan Farrow? No, he wasn't. 298 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,045 Yes, Kyle. He was right over there! 299 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,480 Just, please, give us two days 300 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,182 to make back the money we need to get out from under this, 301 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,183 and we will stop. 302 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,684 You have my word. 303 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,587 Fine. But no more pushing it on little kids, you got that? 304 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,122 Okay. I'll focus my marketing another direction. 305 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,159 Thank you, Kyle. 306 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,332 [ Engine shuts off ] 307 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,079 What ya doin', Joe? 308 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,948 Oh, hey, Randy! We, uh, we sold the farm. 309 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,550 Just like that, huh? 310 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,552 You gonna let those people with pussy sticks 311 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,087 take over everything? 312 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,656 Yeah. They paid us great! 313 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,757 My wife and I are gonna move to Maui! 314 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,059 Oh. 315 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,428 Well, I hope you didn't pack your tegridy. 316 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:15,933 'Cause clearly... your tegridy ain't goin'. 317 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,969 [ Door creaks ] 318 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,740 Are you still here? 319 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:27,445 I-I didn't know chickens wore suspenders. 320 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,514 Agh. 321 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:33,117 ♪♪ 322 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,587 [ Exaggerated yawn ] Man, am I feeling tired! 323 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,522 All this hard work at school? 324 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:41,759 Yeah! I wish I had a little pick-me-up! 325 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,928 Something fresh and fruity to go with my lunch! 326 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,264 Just stop. It's so obvious what you guys are doing. 327 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,233 It sounds so great right now! 328 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,135 Can anyone help with some fun, fruity flavors? 329 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,504 [ Rumbling, cement crumbling ] 330 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,242 Oh, yeah! 331 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,878 Hey, guys, it's the Vaping Man! 332 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,214 What are you doing here, Vaping Man? 333 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,050 I'm here to offer my fun, fruity flavors 334 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,818 in a refreshing mist. 335 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,788 Vaping? Hey, that's bad for you. 336 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,590 Vaping's only for cool kids. 337 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,293 Can I talk to you for a second? 338 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,694 Sure, Kyle. What is this about? 339 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,229 Can I talk to you over here? 340 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,631 Well, of course. 341 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,034 What did I say about pushing it on little kids? 342 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,502 How is this pushing it on little kids, Kyle? 343 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,170 Fun, fruity Vaping Man?! 344 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,538 It's marketing! 345 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,106 Kyle, we have to make the money to pay off our dealer. 346 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,675 How else are we supposed to do it? 347 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,144 All right, how much do you owe the dealer? 348 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,313 Why? How much? 349 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,086 Isn't this great, Stan? 350 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,721 Living off the land. 351 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,255 No, it sucks. I hate this. 352 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,591 I wanna go back home. 353 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,860 Well, you see that? We're talkin' now. 354 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,362 When was the last time we really talked like this? 355 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,064 I hate you so much. 356 00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,333 I think we're having a breakthrough moment. 357 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:59,037 I want to give you something, son. 358 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,706 Something I made that I want you to have. 359 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,741 It's a hemp hat. No. 360 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,243 Come on. Let's just see how it fits. 361 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,310 Please, no. 362 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,479 Here just -- just look. Just try it. 363 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:11,449 [ Spin Doctors' "Two Princes" plays ] ♪ One, two princes kneel before you ♪ 364 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,419 ♪ One, two ♪ Whoa. 365 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,987 ♪ Princes kneel before you ♪ 366 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,190 ♪ That's what I said, now ♪ 367 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,592 ♪ Princes ♪ 368 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:23,060 [ Indistinct conversations ] 369 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,128 [ Cash register dings ] There you go, 370 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,598 and thanks for shopping at Big Vape. 371 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,401 [ Door buzzes, doorbell jingles ] 372 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,802 Cartman: That's him. 373 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:32,803 That's my guy. 374 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,106 There you are. You got my money? 375 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,241 Kyle. 376 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:38,876 Look, my friend is very stupid 377 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,078 and should have never gone into business with you. 378 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,346 Who are you? 379 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,048 I'm just seeing if I can help settle things. 380 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,483 You probably don't realize it, 381 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,619 but vaping is a really big problem at our school. 382 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:48,820 Look, I'm just filling a job 383 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,454 that somebody else would fill, all right? 384 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,790 Okay, look, this is the money I've saved up 385 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,058 from my past three birthdays. 386 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,426 Can we call this even and end it? 387 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,861 Aw, come on, man. 388 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,729 I don't want to take your birthday money. 389 00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,897 Whoa. Hey, dude. 390 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,265 Why is there a dead hooker next to you? 391 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,733 What? What? 392 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,434 Dude, that is a dead hooker. What are you doing with it? 393 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,569 I'm calling the cops! 394 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,071 You just put that dead hooker there. 395 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,339 Cartman, what are you doing? 396 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,440 There's a dead hooker at the vape store! 397 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,441 There! 398 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,042 Ow! Oh, shit! 399 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,344 [ Siren wails ] Get the vaporizers and the cash! 400 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,412 Get the cash, Kyle! 401 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,846 W-What -- What are you doing? 402 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,748 Just get the -- Oh, shit! Ronan Farrow! What?! 403 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,217 Cartman get the stuff and the cash! 404 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,119 Ronan Farrow, Kyle! We got to get out of here! 405 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,689 Bless us, Lord, and our little cannabis farm. 406 00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:28,392 And may we always keep our tegridy. 407 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,561 Amen. 408 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,830 So, how was everyone's day? 409 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,732 Uh, well, not great. 410 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,001 Uh, Stan got caught with a vaping pen. 411 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,670 With a what?! 412 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,838 You know, those little 413 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,206 pen and cartridge things with the mist? 414 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,741 Stan had a vape pen? 415 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,311 You had a fucking vaping-- Get up to your room right now! 416 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,682 Way to underreact, Sharon! 417 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,618 Where did you get this? 418 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,287 It's not mine. I took it from a kindergartner. 419 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,822 Yeah, right. 420 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,224 My own son using a pussy stick. 421 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:03,126 Don't you know what these things are doing to our way of life? 422 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,996 I've had enough! 423 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,096 What are you gonna do? 424 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,932 You think I'm just gonna stand around 425 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,800 while they destroy my family? 426 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,769 We've worked this farm and this land 427 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,738 for over four days. 428 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,839 I'm not about to let some vape queens 429 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,875 take it all away from us. 430 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,849 [ Knock on door ] 431 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,885 Oh, hello, Kyle! 432 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,387 Mr. Mackey, I need to talk to you 433 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,022 about some things going on at school. 434 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,956 M'kay. Like what? 435 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,291 Oh, hi, Kyle! 436 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,326 Hey, Kyle! 437 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,895 We were just talking to the counselor 438 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,029 about some college opportunities. 439 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:40,064 What are you doing here? 440 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,832 You know what I'm doing here! 441 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,034 Okay, well, we really should talk first, Kyle. No. 442 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,403 Mr. Mackey, there's a big operation going on at the school. 443 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,438 Kyle, things have changed. You need to listen. 444 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,139 Things are getting out of control... Kyle, Kyle, just one minute. You want to hear this. 445 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,374 ...and you need to know what's going on! You need to hear this! 446 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,076 What?! We'll be right back, Mr. Mackey. 447 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,111 M'kay! 448 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,079 Let go of me! 449 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,080 Kyle, listen. It's bad. 450 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,347 What's bad? 451 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,982 The guy we tried to frame at the vape shop. 452 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,185 He was the one who the sixth graders got their shit from. 453 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,886 The sixth graders are pissed at us, Kyle. 454 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,388 We have to break into the vape shop 455 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,290 and steal enough stuff to make the sixth graders happy. 456 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,225 You guys decided to beat up the dealer. 457 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,795 Yeah, but the sixth graders know you were there! How? 458 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,096 'Cause Eric told them! 459 00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,931 We are all in this together, Kyle! 460 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,332 We got to rob the vape shop, 461 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,168 and then we can put this all behind us. 462 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,237 Please, Kyle, we still got to pay people off. 463 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,407 [ Rumbling ] 464 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,242 Oh, yeah! 465 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,977 Hey, bitches! Where's my mother fuckin' money? 466 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,447 Run! Aah! 467 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,450 [ Robert Tepper's "No Easy Way Out" plays ] 468 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:37,822 ♪♪ 469 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,525 ♪ We're not indestructible ♪ 470 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:45,329 ♪ Baby, better get that straight ♪ 471 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,833 ♪ I think it's unbelievable ♪ 472 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,203 ♪ How you give in to the hands of fate ♪ 473 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:55,540 [ "Two Princes" plays ] ♪ One, two, princes kneel before you ♪ 474 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,707 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 475 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,810 [ Music stops, crickets chirping ] 476 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,312 Randy, where are you going? 477 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,248 Gonna go fight for my children's future. 478 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,390 [ Tractor engine rumbling ] 479 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,827 [ Engine shuts off ] 480 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,862 [ Indistinct conversations ] 481 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,701 All right, you bunch of vape-smoking pussies. 482 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,704 [ Conversations stop ] 483 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,806 You try and take my way of life? 484 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,874 Time to show you some tegridy. 485 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:34,111 Tegridy? What's tegridy? 486 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,512 [ "Two Princes" resumes ] Yeah! 487 00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,880 Ow! 488 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,050 Ouch! Hey! 489 00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:42,119 Hyah! Hyah! 490 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,155 Owie! 491 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:48,559 Get your stupid mist out of my fucking face! 492 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,027 Hey! I like to vape. 493 00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,596 You think I'm a pussy? 494 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,131 Yup. 495 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,167 Ow! 496 00:18:57,903 --> 00:19:00,972 Wow. You're so smart to think of a siphon, Kyle! 497 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,173 Just shut up and keep pumping. 498 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,709 What are you kids doing? 499 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:08,145 Aw, shit! 500 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,514 You little hoodlums break in through the window? 501 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,683 I ought to break your little legs! 502 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:15,218 I don't think so. 503 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,321 Mr. Marsh. 504 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:20,124 Just what the Sam hell you boys doing here? 505 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,691 All right, listen. 506 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,427 I should have talked to an adult from the beginning. 507 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,862 Kyle, what are you doing? 508 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,663 There are these three big vaping syndicates at our school, 509 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,365 and these guys are one of them. Kyle, no, no, no, no. 510 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,501 They had someone buying stuff from here for them, 511 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,936 and then they sold it to kids. 512 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,337 Okay, Kyle, I'm calling Ronan Farrow. 513 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,138 The sixth graders, these guys, and Becky Thompson 514 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,840 are all at each other for control of the playground. 515 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,076 Hello, Ronan? Eric Cartman. Yeah, hey. 516 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,545 I was going to tell an adult, but these guys said they'd stop. 517 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,714 So, you know Kyle? Yeah, well, you're right about him. 518 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,350 It's good you came clean, son. 519 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,085 It shows that you've got -- 520 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,754 [ Slow-mo scream ] 521 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,457 Didn't your mommy teach you 522 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,659 it doesn't pay to mess with progress? 523 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,663 Yeah. She taught me somethin' else, too. 524 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:02,099 If you're gonna fight for your tegridy, 525 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,601 don't forget to bring a towel. 526 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:07,138 Vape on this, bitch! 527 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,840 [ Muffled screams ] 528 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,209 Yeah! [ Grunting ] 529 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,478 Take that, stupid vaping! 530 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,579 [ Body thuds ] 531 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:18,883 [ Valves squeak, mist hisses ] 532 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:28,192 Move it, boys! Come on! Go, go, go! 533 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,138 [ Rumbling ] 534 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,607 [ Mist hisses ] 535 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,310 [ People screaming ] 536 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,382 [ Glass shatters ] 537 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,318 [ Explosion ] 538 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:01,492 Does this mean we're out of the vaping business, fellas? 539 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,527 [ Soft guitar music plays ] 540 00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,464 ♪ It's in you ♪ 541 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,566 ♪ It's in me ♪ 542 00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:13,504 ♪ A little somethin' called Tegridy ♪ 543 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,274 Well, shit. 544 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,510 Looks like we made it to another sunrise. 545 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,846 Oh, God. This is just gonna get worse, isn't it? 546 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,916 Yup, son. I think the fight's just startin'. 547 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,819 Farmers like us are under attack. 548 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,956 Yupper. We gots a lot of work to do. 549 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,758 We can't let 'em take what makes us special. 550 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:39,062 Tegridy Weed from Tegridy Farms. 551 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,899 Made with a little Colorado tegridy. 552 00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:46,103 Comin' soon to a dispensary near you. 553 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,745 [ Inhales ] [ Bubbling ] 554 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,214 Whoa. 555 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,315 Yeah? 556 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,417 Whoa. Yeeeah?! 557 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,486 I don't know what tegridy is, 558 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,721 but that is some good shit! 559 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,223 All right!