1 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,741 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:11,143 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,211 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,780 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,648 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,751 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,586 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,355 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:26,458 Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 10 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,060 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 11 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:29,828 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,931 Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:41,239 Narrator: October was always my favorite month. 14 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:43,308 It was that misty season 15 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:46,011 when everyone embraced the weird and scary. 16 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,014 Our little town was no different. 17 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,649 I was just a kid back then. 18 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,085 Me and all the other children were preparing 19 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,520 for the greatest night of the year. 20 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:58,390 But this Halloween was different, 21 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:00,859 and it would change us all forever. 22 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,394 Whoa! 23 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,062 What the... 24 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,832 Hey, who left their scooter here, m'kay? 25 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,000 Whose damn scooter is this? 26 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:10,268 Townsperson: It isn't anybody's! 27 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:12,838 They're e-scooters. Anyone can use 'em. 28 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,372 E-scooters? 29 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:15,640 Yeah. See? 30 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:17,209 There's a bunch here and a bunch more down there. 31 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,077 Ohh! 32 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:20,512 Everyone can use them 33 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:21,680 to get around town, you know? 34 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,415 Leave 'em where they want for the next person. 35 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,617 Well, where the hell did they all come from?! 36 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,853 Nobody knows. 37 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,956 [ Scary music plays ] 38 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,092 So, anyone can use them? 39 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,393 Yeah. I think they just work with your cellphone. 40 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,728 How? 41 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,029 Oh, yeah, it has one of those little scan thingies. 42 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:39,030 Let me see. 43 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,499 [ Cellphone chimes ] 44 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:41,766 Yeah, dude, it's downloading an app! 45 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:42,767 Cool! 46 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,669 Uh, It wants a credit card number. 47 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:45,937 You want to use your mom's or my mom's? 48 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,205 Let's do your mom's. 49 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,642 3715-523-- 50 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:51,643 Is that an Amex? 51 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:52,811 Yeah. You want a Visa? 52 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:57,549 8292-438-776-6507. 53 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:58,550 Expiration? 54 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,651 12/23. 55 00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:01,386 Security co-- 921. 56 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,554 [ Scooter beeps ] 57 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:03,956 Dude, it worked! 58 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,393 [ Scooter whirs ] 59 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,461 How is it, dude? 60 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,930 Pretty stupid, but sweet! 61 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,599 Oh, my God. Dude. 62 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,067 Oh, my God! What? 63 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:19,004 We should use these things to trick or treat on Halloween! 64 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:21,373 Hey, yeah! We could cover so much more ground! 65 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,843 We'd get, like, more candy than anybody. 66 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:25,944 Everybody get the app! 67 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,746 This is gonna be the best Halloween ever! 68 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,881 Oh, wait, guys. I don't have a phone. 69 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,017 Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have a phone 'cause he's poor. 70 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,051 Oh. 71 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,953 Well, that's okay. We'll figure it out. 72 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,021 We always do! 73 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:37,990 Together: All right! 74 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:41,860 [ Engine shuts off ] 75 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,930 [ Car alarm chirps ] 76 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,700 [ Spooky music plays ] 77 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:51,570 What -- 78 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:55,273 What the fuck is going on in...? 79 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:56,474 [ Doorbell jingles ] 80 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,143 How can I help you? 81 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,078 I'm just gettin' my Halloween candy. 82 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,813 Want to make sure to get enough. 83 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,549 Last year, I ran out, and the kids egged my house. M'kay? 84 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:06,918 Yeah, you don't want to run out of candy on Halloween. 85 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,654 I'll take three large bags each of Snickers Fun Size, 86 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,656 Payday Bite Size, Almond Joy Snack Size, 87 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,358 and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size. M'kay? 88 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,961 Sounds like you want to be prepared. 89 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,296 Hey, c-can I ask you something? 90 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,700 W-What's up with all these damn scooters? 91 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,401 Oh, I think you get an app on your phone 92 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,070 and you can use them all over town. 93 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,606 No, but, like, where did they come from? 94 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,774 You know, it's like one day, everything was fine, 95 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,043 and the next, there were these fuckin' scooters everywhere. 96 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:33,645 You don't like scooters? 97 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,847 I just think people should drive, m'kay? 98 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,882 I don't think people should scoot. 99 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,986 I just -- I just hope the future isn't scootin'. 100 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,921 Well, they seem pretty convenient. 101 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,357 What can be so wrong about that? 102 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,859 Happy Halloween. 103 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,895 [ Doorbell jingles ] 104 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,932 [ Spooky music plays ] 105 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,408 Whoo-hoo! 106 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,251 Hey, dude! Check it out! I got my pail. 107 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:16,521 Great. Cool. You got your pail. 108 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,089 Yup! 109 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:20,626 Come on in, Kenny. Let's talk. 110 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,863 [ Door closes ] 111 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,033 Go ahead. Take a seat, Ken. 112 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,771 Okay, Kenny, here's the deal. 113 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,406 Uh, you know that we have this awesome plan 114 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,308 to trick or treat on e-scooters this year. 115 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:39,511 You... don't have a phone. 116 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:40,745 Kenny, we've been talking, 117 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,714 and the truth is, without a scooter, 118 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:43,982 you're just gonna slow us down. 119 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,717 It's probably best 120 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,819 you trick or treat with someone else this year. 121 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,954 But we always trick or treat together. 122 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,289 Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny. 123 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,491 To use a scooter, you have to have a phone, and... 124 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,026 I mean, if we're waiting for you, 125 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,761 we're gonna be as slow as all the other kids. 126 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,597 It's like...you know. 127 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,266 Guys, please. 128 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,335 Look, Kenny, I always told you that one day, 129 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,203 being poor was gonna catch up with you. 130 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,504 Okay? But you didn't want to listen. 131 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:07,906 You just kept on being poor, 132 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,407 and now it's Halloween, and you don't have a cellphone. 133 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,209 Okay, okay. Cartman, that's not the point. 134 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,544 He needs to hear this, Kyle. 135 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:13,778 You know, people are just poor, 136 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:14,879 and they think it's not gonna come back 137 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,247 to bite them in the ass. That's enough, dude! 138 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,982 We're sorry, Kenny. It's just... 139 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:20,185 This awesome plan to get shitloads of candy 140 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:24,790 doesn't...work with you. 141 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,199 Shouldn't have been poor, Kenny. 142 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:37,335 ♪ There was a wee cooper what lived in Fife ♪ 143 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,704 ♪ Knickety, knackety, noo noo noo ♪ 144 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,806 ♪ Hey, willy-wallacky, hey, John Dougal ♪ 145 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,642 ♪ A lane quo rooshety roo roo roo ♪ 146 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,678 [ Song plays on radio ] 147 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,880 [ Scooter whirs ] 148 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,917 [ Scooter whirs ] 149 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,620 [ Tires screech ] Whoa, shit! M'kay! 150 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,023 Hey, you had a goddamn red light! 151 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:00,125 Scooter guy: Sorry. 152 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,194 [ Sighs ] Jesus Christ. 153 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:03,828 Hey! 154 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,164 Sorry. What the hell? 155 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,433 Look at my car! Who's gonna pay for -- 156 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,235 Sorry, dude! God damn it! 157 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,437 Get off the God damn streets with those things! 158 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,673 [ Tires squeal ] 159 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:18,110 [ Tires screeching ] 160 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:24,983 [ Thudding ] 161 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,251 Scooter guy: Sorry, bro! 162 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,353 [ Thud ] 163 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,389 Oh, fuck me! 164 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,158 As soon as the school bell rings, 165 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,093 we find the nearest scooters and begin trick or treating 166 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,561 In butters' neighborhood here. 167 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:38,496 Then at 3:00 p.m., we -- [ Doorbell rings ] 168 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,565 Sh-- Sh-- Sh-- Shit! 169 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,666 Cover it! Cover it! 170 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,402 [ Doorbell rings ] 171 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,105 Oh. Hey, Kenny. 172 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:50,175 Hey, dude. Uh, look. 173 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,876 I was wondering, 174 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,512 do you think I could trick or treat with you guys this year? 175 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:56,881 You wanna trick or treat with us? 176 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,483 What about Stan and Kyle and those guys? 177 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:03,087 Oh, you know, I just thought I'd switch it up this year, ha ha. 178 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:06,624 Yeah, look. Don't tell anybody, but, um... 179 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,927 we're gonna trick or treat on e-scooters this year. 180 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,762 We're seriously gonna rake in the candy. 181 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,797 Problem is, e-scooters work with a phone, 182 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:16,201 and pretty sure you don't h-have... 183 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,036 I won't slow you guys down. I swear! 184 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,437 Dude, it's trick or treat. 185 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,606 It's not something we're willing to just mess around with, okay? 186 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:24,109 Good luck. 187 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,038 [ Truck beeping ] 188 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,740 [ Brakes screech ] 189 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,291 [ Alarm beeps ] 190 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,065 [ Gasps ] 191 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,600 [ Spooky music plays ] 192 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,201 What the hell? 193 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,003 ♪♪ 194 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,071 Aah! 195 00:09:05,778 --> 00:09:07,546 [ Thud ] Scooter guy: Agh! 196 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,249 Sorry, dude. 197 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,850 God damn it, where'd you get that? 198 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,419 Oh, they're all over, dude. 199 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,354 Super convenient. Try it out. 200 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,994 ♪♪ 201 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:28,400 [ Indistinct conversations ] 202 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,438 [ Conversations stop ] 203 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,373 Hey, guys! 204 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,476 So, listen! 205 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,744 I was thinking 206 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,581 maybe I'd trick or treat with guys this year! 207 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,450 You wanna trick or treat with us? Why? 208 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,151 Oh, you know! 209 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,554 Just trying to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha. 210 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,022 So, uh,you guys think you're gonna get 211 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:52,757 a lot of candy trick or treating this year? 212 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,626 We're gonna get a butt load of candy! 213 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,361 Shh! Butters, don't tell them our secret. 214 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,463 Oh, we have a little secret, too! 215 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,965 But we're not gonna tell people 'cause they're gonna copy us, 216 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,233 so let's just leave it at that. 217 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,701 Fine by us. 218 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,003 So what are you gonna be for Halloween? 219 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,237 Be? 220 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,705 I'm gonna be on an e-scooter taking all your candy! 221 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,806 That's what I'm gonna be! 222 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,308 Dude! Sorry! 223 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:11,909 Hey, wait. That's what we're doing! 224 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,311 -What? -Hold on! 225 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,747 You guys are using e-scooters on Halloween, too? 226 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:16,948 Oh, you jerks found out 227 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:19,117 the girls are all trick or treating on e-scooters, 228 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,184 and you stole our idea! 229 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,619 Okay. Hold on! 230 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:22,620 This is bullcrap! 231 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,390 [ Kids arguing indistinctly ] 232 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,932 Narrator: It was the day before Halloween. 233 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,001 All of our parents were gathered together 234 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:40,571 to try and stop a nightmare from coming true. 235 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,340 All right, everyone. Quiet, please. 236 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,142 We have a community crisis on our hands, 237 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,810 and it's my job to keep you informed. 238 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,345 As you know, there's been a rise 239 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,814 in the use of e-scooters in our town. 240 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:52,350 Officer Brown is head of crisis control. Officer? 241 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,219 We have inside information that kids everywhere 242 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:58,790 are going to be using e-scooters for tricks or treats. 243 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,825 Now, with these things, kids and teens can cover 244 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,027 a lot of ground in very little time. 245 00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:05,396 They can hit more houses than ever before. 246 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,198 Because of the scooters, we also expect 247 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,100 that people from all the neighboring counties 248 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,803 Will commute for tricks or treats in our town. 249 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,871 Because of all of this, we believe 250 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,574 each household needs to be prepared 251 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,177 with at least $6,000 worth of candy. 252 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,213 [ Crowd shouting angrily ] 253 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,381 Well, that's ridiculous! 254 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,349 We -- We can't all buy that much candy! 255 00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:26,951 Let's just get rid of those scooters! 256 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,886 -Yeah! -That's right! -Let's do it! 257 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:32,223 You can't get rid of 'em! 258 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,858 I tried! 259 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,093 You all just sat there 260 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,595 while those things piled up on our sidewalks. 261 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,798 You all rode 'em around, m'kay? I saw you. 262 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,368 You could have used your cars, but you just had to scoot! 263 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,004 And now tricks or treats is here! 264 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,272 Well, I'll tell you one thing -- 265 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,775 I'm not gonna let my house get egged this year 266 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,443 For not having enough candy! 267 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,978 So what are we gonna do?! 268 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,415 We gotta get more candy! 269 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,352 [ People screaming ] 270 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,456 Shit! 271 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,159 [ Brakes screech ] 272 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,894 [ Car alarm chirps ] [ People screaming ] 273 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,929 Get! Go on! Get out of my way! 274 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,532 Look, I got nothin' left, all right? 275 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,934 What did you -- G-Give me some of those Hi-Chews! 276 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,470 Those are already accounted for by folks who called in! 277 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,672 Then let me -- let me have the Whatchamacallits! 278 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,908 Those are for me! I got to protect my own house! 279 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,677 Look, you've got to give me some more fuckin' candy! 280 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,146 [ Screaming continues in distance ] 281 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,947 [ Shotgun cocks ] There's nothin' left here. 282 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,616 You gotta go somewhere else. 283 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,587 [ Tires screeching, squealing ] 284 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,090 Where -- Where's the candy, m'kay? 285 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,993 Candy? 286 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,196 What aisle is the candy in? 287 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,731 Aisle 7. 288 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,000 7! Aisle 7! 289 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,811 [ Scary music plays ] 290 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:09,020 ♪♪ 291 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:18,196 ♪♪ 292 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:27,405 ♪♪ 293 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:36,648 ♪♪ 294 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,086 [ Sighs ] 295 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:48,659 20 Reese's Pieces, 1 Twix, 16 Raisinets... 296 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,494 [ Knock at door ] Just -- Just a minute! 297 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:53,030 12 Hot Tamales, half a Nestle Crun-- 298 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,533 [ Knock at door ] Okay, come in! 299 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,308 What do you want? 300 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,143 I-I just... 301 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,979 It's Halloween, and I should be happy. 302 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,814 But I'm not happy at all. 303 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,883 Wait. Are you here for counseling? 304 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,151 Yeah! What should I do? 305 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,787 I'm gonna miss trick-or-treating. It sucks. 306 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:19,824 Do you realize it's about to be World War Three out there?! 307 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,626 We have bigger problems! 308 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,861 Consider yourself lucky, m'kay? 309 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,098 Everyone's gonna be scootin', and there's no way to stop it. 310 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,867 Why are you the one kid who doesn't want to use them? 311 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,503 I can't use one. I don't have a phone. 312 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,572 What do you mean? 313 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,974 Y-You can't use those things without a phone? 314 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,110 No. It sucks. 315 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,946 Halloween was used to be a night without phones. 316 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,849 But, Kenny, if that's true, then... 317 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,051 could there be a way to cut the connection? 318 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,219 I don't know. I guess. 319 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,587 [ Fingers snap ] Wait a minute. 320 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,055 Take down the cellphone tower. 321 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,190 Then nobody has a phone on Halloween! 322 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,859 Jesus! You really think that could work?! 323 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,595 Yeah I just have to ride 30 minutes outside of town! 324 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,864 Oh, wait. I can't. 325 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,198 I don't have a scooter. 326 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,534 No. You don't need a scooter. 327 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,471 'Cause I got a fuckin' car. 328 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:16,580 Hello? 329 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,182 Hey, Randy. 330 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,583 Linda and I, we -- 331 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,852 we were talking about how we never see you guys anymore, 332 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,587 and we were thinking we'd hang out with you 333 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:24,889 for Halloween. [ Chuckles ] 334 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,824 Oh, I see. 335 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,492 You want a place to hide on Halloween night, 336 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,928 and you thought out here on the farm, you'd be safe. 337 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,298 Well, that and we really want to hang with you guys. 338 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,200 [ Chuckling nervously ] Yes! 339 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,136 You think them fancy e-scooters don't make it out here? 340 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,606 We're gonna be bombarded just like you city folk. 341 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:46,978 Then please, Randy, could we just borrow a little candy? 342 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,113 I got to keep what I have. 343 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,082 Please, Randy, the stores are all out! 344 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,316 Just a few Milky Ways 345 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,485 to get us through the first couple hours, please! 346 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,619 We can cut 'em up! We can -- 347 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,221 We can hand them out little pieces at a time! 348 00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,290 I got to protect my own, Stotch. 349 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:03,294 I'm sorry. 350 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,464 What are we going to do?! 351 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,232 It's okay, Linda! It's okay! 352 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,934 On Halloween night, I'll -- 353 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,336 I'll just get one of those e-scooters myself. 354 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,637 I'll go around, and I'll trick-or-treat. 355 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:14,705 I'll -- I'll get a bunch of -- 356 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,107 No, you can't leave me alone! 357 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,708 I'll get a bunch of candy, Linda, 358 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,777 and I'll bring it back to our house for us to hand out! 359 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,912 It's going to be okay. 360 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:26,917 [ Scary music playing ] 361 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:30,088 [ School bell rings, children cheering and yelling ] 362 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,533 Ugh! 363 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:49,607 [ Car alarm blaring and children all yelling "Trick or treat" ] 364 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,243 [ Girl screams, crash ] 365 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,645 [ Screaming ] 366 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,448 Here! Here, take it! Just take it! 367 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,317 OH GOD!!! WE NEED MORE THREE MUSKETEERS! 368 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,488 WE CAN'T BE OUT THERE HAS TO BE MORE!!!! 369 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,225 Jesus Christ! Where'd all these other people come from?! 370 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:12,196 We have to get more candy than anyone else, even if we die! 371 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,002 [ Motors whirring ] 372 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,907 [ Tires screeching ] 373 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,679 The tower should be just up over that ridge. 374 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,283 Let's just hope to hell this works. 375 00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,518 What gives them the right, huh? 376 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,788 I mean some big company came and dumped a bunch of scooters 377 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,825 everywhere without asking anyone if it was okay. 378 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,095 Yeah, people don't even care if shit's dumped everywhere. 379 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,896 Everyone just loves technology. 380 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,531 Yeah, you're right. 381 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,401 You're a good kid, Kenny. I always thought so. 382 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,504 I know we kind of all forget about you sometimes, 383 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,806 but you're smart and compassionate. 384 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,143 You might even make a good counselor someday. 385 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,212 Whoa! [ Tires screech ] 386 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,147 Sorry, dude! 387 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,416 [ Children shouting "Trick or treat" ] 388 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,185 Keep going Ned! Don't you give up on me! 389 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,588 Move it! Get out of my way! Trick or treat! 390 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,156 The hell you doing, Stotch? 391 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,524 Happy Halloween! Trick or treat! 392 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,893 You're just trying to get our candy for your house! 393 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,027 That's not true. 394 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,029 You don't even have a costume! 395 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,499 Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly! Now trick or treat! 396 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,868 That's it! I can't go anymore! 397 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,169 Keep moving, Kyle! 398 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,171 Dude, we can't carry any more candy! 399 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:32,409 All right, over here. Come on! 400 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,677 What are we doing? 401 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,446 We got to make room for more candy. Come on. 402 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,549 Eat as much as you can. 403 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,085 I don't -- I don't know if I can keep doing this. 404 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,553 Yes, you can, Kyle! 405 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,989 I have any more -- [ Retches ] 406 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,234 Find a way inside! I'll climb the tower! 407 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,270 Okay, sounds good! 408 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,273 Oh, fuck! 409 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,774 Jesus Christ! 410 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,676 Chh, chh, chh, haa, haa, haa. 411 00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,745 I'm all out of candy, all right?! 412 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,413 Go look somewhere else! 413 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,916 We're not here for tricks or treats! 414 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,984 Yeah, sure! That's what the last people said. 415 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,620 Then they dumped my entire bowl in a pillow case! 416 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,489 Dude, relax. It's okay. 417 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,391 I'm just a security guard, all right? 418 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,093 We never even used to have trick-or-treaters out this far! 419 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,297 That's why we have to take down this cellphone tower -- 420 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,165 to stop the scooters. 421 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,270 Jason, I'm a counselor. You need to trust me. 422 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,608 [ Kids shouting "Trick or treat" ] 423 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,909 [ Pounding ] 424 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,979 There's a bowl of Rice Krispie treats at the side door! 425 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,414 The side door, you animals! 426 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,715 Detective, look! 427 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,483 We are two hours ahead here. 428 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,687 New York has completely run out of candy! 429 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,888 [ Static ] 430 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,192 Butters? We've lost butters! 431 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,627 Oh, God. Butters! 432 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,630 [ Munching weakly ] 433 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,766 [ Kids shouting ] 434 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,338 We're never going to have enough candy! 435 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,674 [ Metal clinking ] 436 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,048 Okay, that's got it! 437 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,683 All right, Kenny! 438 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,853 Let's see you do this with a goddamn scooter! 439 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,189 [ Tires squeal ] 440 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,557 [ Metal creaking ] 441 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,363 Kenny: Whoa! 442 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,331 [ Scooters whir ] 443 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,400 [ Whirring stops ] 444 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,078 [ Children shouting ] 445 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,480 [ Scooters whirring ] 446 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,681 [ Whirring stops ] 447 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,553 [ Crickets chirping ] 448 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,722 Narrator: And just like that, it was over. 449 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,392 Nobody knew what happened. 450 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,427 They only knew their phones didn't work. 451 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,462 Does anyone have a signal? 452 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,400 No scooters, no texting, not even GPS. 453 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,802 It was like the old Halloween. 454 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,237 And I can't get an Uber home! 455 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,140 Narrator: Mr. Mackey was able to get back to the town 456 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:19,410 and offer counseling to everyone who needed it. 457 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,212 And as for me, 458 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,449 I was able to spend the rest of the night with my friends 459 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,918 because we were all equal again. 460 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,119 Boys: [ Flatly ] Trick or treat. 461 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,188 Trick or treat! 462 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,157 Narrator: It was the last Halloween 463 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,959 that still felt like Halloween. 464 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:39,963 It was the last time it was good. 465 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,767 [ Spooky music plays ] 466 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,410 Where did they come from? 467 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,112 You know, it's like one day, everything was fine, 468 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,381 and the next, there were these fuckin' scooters everywhere. 469 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,982 You don't like scooters? 470 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,185 I just think people should drive, m'kay? 471 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,220 I don't think people should scoot. 472 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,223 I just -- I just hope the future isn't scootin'.