1 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,775 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:11,176 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,245 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,813 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,715 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:19,784 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,620 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,521 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:26,491 Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 10 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:28,092 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 11 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:29,994 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 12 00:00:29,996 --> 00:00:32,931 Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:38,070 ♪♪ 14 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:40,138 [ Bell jingles ] 15 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,273 Oh, my Gosh! Oh, honey! 16 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,743 I can't believe you went to Jared! 17 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,912 This is a new beginning for us, darling. 18 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,314 I'm just so excited for our future. 19 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,316 [ ManBearPig roars ] 20 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:52,651 [ Man scream ] 21 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,521 [ Indistinct shouting ] 22 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,826 Man: Ooooh, yeah! Take that, cop! 23 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,061 You want some, too, sheriff?! 24 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:06,364 Yeah! There you go, bitch! 25 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,500 Another dead cop! 26 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,802 And another one! 27 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,504 Yeah, you want some, too, copper?! 28 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,539 You want a piece of this, you god damn pigs?! 29 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,208 Officer, you have to let us out of here! 30 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,475 We don't have much time! 31 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,478 Yeah, that's the last cop. Let's get outta here! 32 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,179 Sir, you have to listen to us. 33 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:22,714 ManBearPig is real. 34 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,816 Oh, God. Here we go again. 35 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,284 "We gotta stop ManBearPig! 36 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:27,552 We gotta take it serious!" 37 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:28,720 But we do! 38 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,955 ManBearPig is gonna kill everyone, 39 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:30,822 and he is not gonna stop! 40 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,024 Oh, well, then I guess 41 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:33,225 I don't have to do anything about it. 42 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,659 Can you get off your god damn video game 43 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:36,761 for five fuckin' seconds so we can have a conversation? 44 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,364 Where the hell is Al Gore? Why isn't he coming for us? 45 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,033 Nobody's coming for us, Stan. They think we're murderers. 46 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,235 And that's why we have to break out of here ourselves. 47 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,437 Excuse me, officer? Shut up. 48 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,005 I don't wanna hear anything about ManBearPig 49 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,140 and how we're all doomed. 50 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,842 No, it's not that. It's just... 51 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,210 I noticed you're still riding you're horse 52 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:53,578 all the way back to camp. 53 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,180 Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches don't go to my camp. 54 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,815 No they don't, but... 55 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:00,252 you can use cinematic mode to make it way easier on yourself. 56 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,753 ♪♪ 57 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,723 What the hell are you talking about? 58 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,724 [ Screaming in distance, explosions ] 59 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:08,793 [ Siren wails ] 60 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,061 All right, everyone. 61 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:11,730 I realize a lot of people have died 62 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,164 and most of the roads have been destroyed 63 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,833 due to all the fires, so I'd like to thank you all 64 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,168 for coming to tonight's symposium -- 65 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,003 "When Should I Start to Worry?" [ Sirens wail in distance ] 66 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,705 I'd like to make this an open discussion 67 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,607 and hope we can all participate in ways 68 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:24,142 that give better insight. 69 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,377 Yes, Mr. Clarkson? 70 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,412 I'm pretty sure there's a ManBearPig. 71 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,815 And I'm fairly certain that he has eaten two of my children 72 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,283 and destroyed our home. 73 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,950 When should I start to worry? 74 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,419 That's an excellent question. 75 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,087 There's definitely evidence that all the death 76 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,557 and destruction around us is due to a ManBearPig. 77 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:41,059 But no exact correlation to a ManBearPig. 78 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,193 Definitely not, 79 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,528 and that's why we are all here, 80 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,830 to try to pinpoint when should I start to worry? 81 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:49,234 I think that the time to start worrying is coming. 82 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,003 I don't know if I believe in ManBearPig or not, 83 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,570 but I do know that I'm open 84 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,705 to the idea of starting to worry. 85 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:56,074 [ Scattered applause ] 86 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,343 I think Stephen echoes a lot of our feelings right now. 87 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,113 Arghhh! 88 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:03,014 Foolish mortals! 89 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,918 Your time is nigh! Face your end! 90 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,921 Um, it looks like Satan is here. 91 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,756 Should I start to worry? 92 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,325 [ Scattered applause ] 93 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,328 [ Crickets chirping ] 94 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,496 [ Door rattles ] 95 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:21,433 [ Banging on door ] 96 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,467 Stan?! 97 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,035 We broke out of jail, Dad. 98 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,038 Come on. Get outta sight. 99 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:28,906 Cartman tricked the guard. 100 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,175 We all ran home to be with our parents. 101 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,876 Where's Mom? Your mom's been out 102 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,045 trying to find you a lawyer and a therapist. 103 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,747 We've been doing all we can, son! 104 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,616 Dad, that thing we saw take Ned -- 105 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,818 It was ManBearPig. It was real. 106 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,053 What are you talking about. It was just a bear. 107 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,888 No, Dad! It's -- 108 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,523 Why do you keep looking at the TV? 109 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,726 What? Why? I dunno. What? 110 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:51,129 You've been playing "Red Dead Redemption"? 111 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,531 A little bit! 112 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,099 I mean, when I'm not doing all the stuff for you. 113 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,035 I thought you were working on getting me out! 114 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:59,437 Sorry! I needed a little break. 115 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:01,072 You're all the way to Saint Denis?! 116 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,608 That's like 40 hours of gameplay! 117 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,243 How could you -- Are you high right now? 118 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,312 I'm a little high, yes! 119 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,580 Oh, my God. 120 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,147 Oh, what?! I'm sorry! 121 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:13,785 I'm sorry I needed to decompress with all this shit going on. 122 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,854 I can't believe you would get high and play video games 123 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:16,988 while your son is in jail! 124 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:18,256 You're such an asshole! 125 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,525 Well, at least I'm not a school shooter! 126 00:04:20,527 --> 00:04:23,028 It wasn't me! It was a demon named ManBearPig! 127 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:26,131 Oh, whatever! "ManBearPig! ManBearPig!" 128 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:28,199 You sound like your freakin' grandpa. 129 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,334 Yeah, because I learned a lot about -- Woah, woah. 130 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,270 What are you talking about, "I sound like grandpa"? 131 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,072 He's been talking about ManBearPig coming 132 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,574 since I was fuckin' 14. 133 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,175 It's nothing new. 134 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,543 ♪♪ 135 00:04:38,545 --> 00:04:41,513 Someone made a deal with it... a long time ago... 136 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,548 Do you know how to craft stamina tonics? 137 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:48,586 Mom? 138 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,221 ♪♪ 139 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,523 Dad? 140 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:59,698 ♪♪ 141 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,699 I don't know if you can hear me. 142 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:04,168 I feel so alone right now. 143 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,004 I feel like the whole world is falling apart 144 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,606 and somehow I'm supposed to do something but... 145 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,777 I don't know what that is anymore. 146 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:15,747 Al Gore: Fear not. Do not give up on yourself. 147 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,649 You must keep believing. 148 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,651 Mr. Gore? 149 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,153 Where have you been?! 150 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,889 It's me. Al Gore. 151 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,291 Yeah. Where have you been?! 152 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:29,294 You cannot lose faith, my child. 153 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:32,197 Even though everyone is ripping on you. 154 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,932 Even though they don't believe you, 155 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,934 and they're saying you're just seeking attention 156 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,936 because you lost the presidency, 157 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:40,038 you have to be strong. 158 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,873 What happened to you?! Are you dead or something? 159 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,242 No! Not dead! 160 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,477 Just merely using a flashlight on glass 161 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,780 to apply the Pepper's ghost technique. 162 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,581 Wait, what? 163 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,183 Oh, God damn it! 164 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,718 You see my point? 165 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,320 Things aren't always as they appear. 166 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:59,224 You have to stay strong, my little crusader. 167 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,859 I can't do this alone. I need help. 168 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,093 I did, too. 169 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,395 Didn't get it. 170 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,063 What more do you want from me? 171 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,631 I've atoned for my mistake. 172 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,032 I'm sorry that we were getting a lot 173 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,467 of different information at the time. 174 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:10,769 You know, even you were wrong 175 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:12,504 about a lot of the things you said would happen -- 176 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,005 What's that? 177 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,273 Nothing. I didn't mean -- 178 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,741 See ya later, alligator. 179 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:18,443 No, no, no, no! I'm sorry! 180 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:19,978 I am sorry, please! I'm cereal! 181 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,145 I didn't mean to say you were wrong, 182 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,214 just that some of your predictions 183 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,181 didn't happen -- Oh, yeah. 184 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,448 You're real cereal. 185 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:25,816 Please, please! Please! 186 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,886 I'll do anything! I just want everyone to be safe! 187 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,188 All I was doing was trying to be your mentor. 188 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,424 You know who my mentor was? 189 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,959 Me! Al Gore! 190 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,828 Hello, Al Gore. 191 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,197 [ Gasps ] It's him! Just in time, too. 192 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,567 Thanks for coming in my time of crisis, Al Gore! 193 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,904 [ Police radio chatter, sirens chirp ] 194 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,141 Sorry to call you down, sir, but this is a bad one. 195 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:50,575 Oh, no. That's fine. 196 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,377 I finally arrest four school shooters 197 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,978 and can play some "Red Dead Redemption," 198 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,548 and then I get a call about another school shooting. 199 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,350 This one really doesn't look like a school shooting, sir. 200 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:02,254 Five different witnesses say it was definitely... 201 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,354 ManBearPig. 202 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,789 God damn it! 203 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,925 There is no such thing as a ManBearPig, you got that?! 204 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,762 We're working with facts here, not goofball theories! 205 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,097 Yes, but, sir, all the forensic scientists 206 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,699 say there are bear and pig footprints -- 207 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,334 Fuck scientists! 208 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:19,537 Why are you trying to figure out what's going on 209 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,105 with scientists?! 210 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,641 The only thing I want to know is 211 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,142 who committed this school shooting 212 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,710 since our school shooting suspects 213 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,379 are in jail! Detective! 214 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:29,313 Detective, we just got word from the station. 215 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:31,883 The four shooting suspects broke out a while ago. 216 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,819 Oh, well, there you go! It was them again! 217 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,821 Gee, I didn't need any freakin' scientists 218 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,423 to figure that out, did I? 219 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,293 Get 'em outta here! 220 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,660 Now how the fuck did those kids 221 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,029 break out of my jail?! 222 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,763 Jenkins said they tricked him. 223 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,332 Said they could show him a way to fast travel 224 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,133 in "Red Dead Redemption" by upgrading his camp, 225 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,735 and then they just took off. 226 00:07:50,737 --> 00:07:54,406 There's a way to fast travel if you upgrade your camp? 227 00:07:54,408 --> 00:07:55,607 Jesus. 228 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,609 You better start from the beginning. 229 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,013 Reporter: More damage and destruction today 230 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,382 as the death toll rises to the hundreds. 231 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:07,352 Some see this as evidence ManBearPig might be real, 232 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,954 while others say ManBearPig is a fabrication 233 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,456 for political gains -- [ ManBearPig roars ] 234 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:14,625 [ Reporter screams ] 235 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,328 Stan: Grandpa?! 236 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,864 [ Sternly ] What did you do? 237 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:21,665 Oh, Billy. [ Chuckles ] 238 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,835 My grandson come to visit! 239 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,237 This isn't the first time ManBearPig has shown up, is it? 240 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,505 What happened? 241 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,274 Billy, I have Alzheimer's. 242 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,742 I don't even remember what happened this morning. 243 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:33,311 Cut the shit, Grandpa. 244 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,013 You people knew. You made a deal with that thing. 245 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,750 We thought we'd be dead by now! 246 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,753 We didn't think we'd have to live to see the consequences! 247 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,789 Aw, great! Just tell the whole world, Margret! 248 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,025 Why did you old people make a deal?! 249 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,961 We had a right to be happy, too, ya know! 250 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,829 And you just signed away the future?! 251 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:54,499 We didn't want to have to give the demon his stuff back! 252 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:55,533 What stuff?! 253 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,635 All our cars. 254 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,004 And premium boutique ice cream. 255 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,339 You couldn't control yourselves 256 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,107 so now that thing is here to kill all of us! 257 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,443 Good fuckin' job, grandpa! 258 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,314 Kyle, come on, we've got to go. 259 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,616 Go where? 260 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:14,285 I had a vision, Kyle. Al Gore's ghost visited me. 261 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,420 Al Gore isn't dead. 262 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:17,956 Well, his ghost came to me, Kyle. 263 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,257 He said he had a plan, and we need to go. 264 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,257 Are you in or not? 265 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,626 Mrph rmh rmphm? 266 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:27,198 [ Crickets chirping ] 267 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,533 We shouldn't be out here! 268 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:29,734 We're wanted by the police. 269 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,068 Shhh. What was that? 270 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,938 Mrph rmhmhm rm. 271 00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:35,373 This is where Al Gore told me to go. 272 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,407 [ Growling ] 273 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,510 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 274 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,512 [ Roars ] 275 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:41,546 It's Satan! 276 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:42,980 What are you doing here, Satan? 277 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:47,585 I was told to come here by the spirit of Al Gore. 278 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,455 Us, too. But why? 279 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:54,092 Remember... 280 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,996 even though I am gone, you must still work together. 281 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,364 Work together how? 282 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,233 I'm not talking to you. 283 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,436 I'm talking to the ones who are actually cereal. 284 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,438 You cannot lose hope. 285 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:11,176 There is still much you need to know. 286 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,183 [ Gunfire, screaming from a TV ] 287 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:21,719 Oh, you'd better not... 288 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:22,754 You bitch! 289 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,188 [ Screams ] 290 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,456 You're playing Red Dead Redemption, aren't you? 291 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,958 So? What of it? 292 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,394 What did I tell you about playing on my save game, Maggie? 293 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:32,530 No. No. This is my life, now, Harrison Yates. 294 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:35,066 I started over, with me own save game. 295 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,534 What are you talking about? 296 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,802 See for yourself. 297 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,570 You and all your talk of wanting your own life. 298 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,139 I wanted something new, too! 299 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,440 I started over in the snow, 300 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,442 and worked my way up to the new gang leader! 301 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,143 I have thousands of dollars of me own. 302 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,846 I built a house with John Marston. 303 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,780 I'm helping his family, now. 304 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,416 You fucking slut! 305 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,850 That's right, Harrison Yates. 306 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,252 And what have you got? 307 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,053 A basic starter horse and the $20 gambler's hat 308 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,188 you won in a poker match. 309 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,023 I'm twice the man you are, now! 310 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,625 Don't you talk to me like that! 311 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,060 I'll talk however I want! 312 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,028 I've completed every hunting side mission, 313 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,897 found seven legendary animals. 314 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,097 Found them where? 315 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:08,332 I'm not telling. 316 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,802 You wanted your own life, and now, you got it! 317 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,037 Maggie! 318 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,772 [ Cries ] 319 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:21,512 And in conclusion, let me just say that you are the future. 320 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,681 You cannot give up hope. 321 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:28,053 I brought you all together because I believe in you. 322 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,621 Okay, but what do you want us to -- 323 00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:33,958 And sometimes, believing is all that we need to be cereal. 324 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,500 Kyle: Credits? 325 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,469 [ Light applause ] 326 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,370 Did you guys like my movie? 327 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,605 What are you doing? 328 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,841 Exactly. I'm trying to get you to ask, 329 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,643 "What would Al Gore do?" 330 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,179 Make a movie starring you. 331 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,815 Yes -- to get you all to not give up. 332 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,583 To get you to fight! 333 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:04,122 You don't understand. There is no fight. 334 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:08,092 A deal was made. We do not know by whom. 335 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,795 But this demon has grown stronger, 336 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,999 and no mortal can do anything to stop him. 337 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:18,102 No mortal, but what about you? 338 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,005 Why would I help mankind? 339 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:22,507 Satan, come on. 340 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,808 Are you really gonna stand there and not say you appreciate 341 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,111 all the nice things humans have done for you lately? 342 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,646 I mean, not sure if you've noticed, 343 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,882 but we're pretty much doing things your way up here. 344 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,485 I...must admit, people up here on Earth 345 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:38,188 have been doing a lot of my work for me lately. 346 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:42,460 Maybe...maybe it is time I did something for them. 347 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,666 Grampa: We were all young and foolish back then, Billy. 348 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,202 We didn't think about the future. 349 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,105 We just wanted things. 350 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:58,142 This creature shows up, and it seemed like a good deal, 351 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,111 for everyone in town. 352 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,880 You didn't stop to think about what it would mean for us? 353 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,483 Ah, Billy, it's not that simple. 354 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:09,354 We thought about it. But our town was so tiny back then. 355 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,656 We just -- We wanted nice things other people had. 356 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:13,958 And you didn't give two shits 357 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,759 what it would mean for your grandchildren. 358 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,129 I didn't think I'd have grandkids. 359 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,130 I didn't even want children 360 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,300 That's why I always came on Gram Gram's tits. 361 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,802 [ Groans ] 362 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,971 But then, one night, I'm having sex with your grandma, 363 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,940 and she sticks her finger in my ass. 364 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,042 She had sometimes licked my ass before, 365 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,011 but this was the first time she used her finger, 366 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,079 and I came inside her like that. 367 00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,147 I pulled out, and your grandma was like, 368 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,883 "Did you just come in me?" 369 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:42,219 And I was like "Well, you stuck your finger in my ass." 370 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:45,123 And that's basically why you're here, Billy. 371 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,494 This is supposed to make me feel better? 372 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,363 I'm just saying that I wasn't thinking about the future 373 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,833 because your father was supposed to be nothing but dried up crust 374 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,802 on Gram Gram's titties. 375 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,905 You people made a deal with ManBearPig. 376 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,373 How? Where? 377 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,442 It doesn't matter, Billy. It's too late now. 378 00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,545 Tell me how the deal happened, 379 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,648 so that I can try to make it go away. 380 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:15,052 [ Screaming ] 381 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,322 [ ManBearPig roars ] 382 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,357 No! No!! 383 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:23,928 Satan: ManBearPig! 384 00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:28,499 ♪♪ 385 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:33,771 [ Roars ] 386 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:43,614 ♪♪ 387 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,516 [ Car alarms blaring ] 388 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,820 ♪♪ 389 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,989 [ Roars ] 390 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,557 [ Growls ] 391 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,728 ♪♪ 392 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,899 ♪♪ 393 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,402 Now watch... [ Growls ] 394 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,270 [ Screams ] 395 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,372 ♪♪ 396 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:13,678 ♪♪ 397 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:18,982 ♪♪ 398 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:27,091 [ Roars ] 399 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,127 [ Coughing ] 400 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,962 Satan! 401 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:35,132 H-Hey. Hey kids 402 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,934 [ Coughs ] 403 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,635 I'm sorry. 404 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,939 No. Satan, you can't die. 405 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,141 Everyone dies. 406 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,177 I just wish I could have helped you. 407 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,946 [ Coughs ] Oh, God. It hurts. 408 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,382 We can't do this without you Satan. 409 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,084 You have to. You have to keep trying. 410 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,220 If you can't stop ManBearPig, how can we be -- 411 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,589 You have to keep trying! 412 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,424 [ Coughs ] 413 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,260 You...have to believe. 414 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:06,030 [ Grunts ] 415 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,666 ♪♪ 416 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,801 Mmph. 417 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,703 Satan's dead. 418 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,339 [ Bell tolls ] 419 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,607 [ Crying ] 420 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,277 Come back. Come back. 421 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,217 [ Ding! ] 422 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,320 Goodbye. 423 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,623 ♪♪ 424 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,693 Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. 425 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:41,132 And now on Park County Cable Access, 426 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:45,102 "Should We Start to Worry?" with your host Jim Kimble. 427 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,571 As our town continues to burn to the ground, 428 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,840 Satan has been slaughtered and sent to heaven. 429 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,775 Should we start to worry? 430 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,078 Joining me now, an expert on our county resources 431 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,546 and preparedness, Alec Vaughn. 432 00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:58,315 Alec, should we start to worry? 433 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,351 Jim, I think we should definitely consider 434 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,685 starting to worry. 435 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,053 Satan was one of the most powerful entities, 436 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,721 supposedly, in the universe, 437 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:07,224 and ManBearPig annihilated him like a bitch. 438 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,192 I don't think we should waste any more time 439 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,861 underestimating the importance 440 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,330 of beginning to think about starting to worry. 441 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:17,401 Also joining us is the former Vice President, Al Gore. 442 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:20,904 Mr. Gore, do you believe it's time for us to deliberate 443 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,873 the process of starting to worry? 444 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,576 [ Echoing ] If by worrying, you mean getting cereal, 445 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,578 then an emphatic "yes!" 446 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,580 I don't think there's any more room 447 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,949 for not considering underestimating the importance 448 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,318 of beginning to start the process of mulling over 449 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,687 the conceptualization of starting to worry. 450 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,523 And the time to do it is... very soon. 451 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,491 Hey, what are you doing? 452 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,861 I'm being a spiritual mentor. 453 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,564 These people are depending on me. 454 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,466 No, they're depending on me! 455 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,935 I'm depending on you, goofball! 456 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:55,973 [ Screams and sirens wailing ] Aah! 457 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,509 All right, looks like we're clear. 458 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,612 I can't believe it's the weekend, and I'm at school! 459 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,947 This is the best place to hide. 460 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,248 Why? Of all the places we could hide, 461 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,583 why do I have to sit here in school? 462 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,117 Mmph! 463 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,852 Where's the last place anyone would think we would hide? 464 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,321 The scene of our supposed crime, dummies! We're safe here. 465 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,423 I'd rather be in jail than in school. 466 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,258 [ Door knob rattling ] 467 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,360 Mm mmph! 468 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,895 Guys? Guys! 469 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,230 Stan! 470 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,831 Guys, thank God! Just stay right there, Grandpa! 471 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,267 I know all about the deal. I know what we have to do. 472 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,469 How'd you find us here? 473 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,703 I figured you guys were hiding somewhere. 474 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:26,871 This is the first place I thought to look. 475 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,205 Mm-hmm! 476 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,507 Yeah, I guess we're dummies, huh, Kenny? 477 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,141 Yeah, I guess we're dummies. 478 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,776 Guys, listen -- My stupid grandpa 479 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,212 and a bunch of other old people made the deal with ManBearPig. 480 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,780 It's here because of their greediness. 481 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,182 Grandpa: Everyone's greedy! 482 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,650 Shut up, Grandpa! 483 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,052 I know where to go, but I need your help. 484 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,487 I'm going to face ManBearPig and put an end to this deal. 485 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,524 Are you crazy? We just saw ManBearPig take down Satan. 486 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,958 What the hell are we supposed to do against it? 487 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,159 We have to try. 488 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,595 [ Siren wails ] 489 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,997 Man: Attention school shooters...again. 490 00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:57,067 We have you surrounded...again. 491 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,269 Come out with your hands up! 492 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:03,641 We just sat in school for nothing. 493 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,644 Listen! We know what to do now! 494 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,312 Drop to the ground and put your hands on your heads. 495 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,515 No, I need to face ManBearPig. 496 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,784 We have orders! You're coming with us! 497 00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,352 Yates: Belay those orders! 498 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:20,024 ♪♪ 499 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:24,495 I've been a fool denying ManBearPig's existence, 500 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,564 and I didn't realize it till I went home. 501 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:30,868 My wife...had started a new life without me. 502 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,936 I wanted to give up, 503 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,439 but instead, I robbed a bank in Saint Denis, 504 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,707 and I went to an island north of Cuba. 505 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:41,111 After I came back, that's when it all caught up with me. 506 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,146 All the stagecoaches I had robbed, 507 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,183 all the horses I had stole -- for what?! 508 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,887 We're nothing if we don't believe in each other! 509 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,556 And God damn it, it's never too late to start trying 510 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,292 to do the right thing. 511 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,660 You think you know what that is boys? 512 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,728 Yes, I do. 513 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,364 We're going to face ManBearPig 514 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:05,435 and put an end to this deal once and for all. 515 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:10,574 Okay, sign here... and here. 516 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,910 These documents state merely that you've been granted 517 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,979 power of attorney by your town and that you wish to attempt 518 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,715 to void the current agreement. 519 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,617 Kay... 520 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,352 Since this is a renegotiation, 521 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,620 you agree that ManBearPig has right to compensation 522 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,123 for termination, and you will give up all rights 523 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,924 to specified assets. 524 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:30,994 Yes. Yes, we agree to give back cars and ice cream. 525 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,229 [ ManBearPig grunts ] 526 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,031 Uh, let me confer with my client. 527 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,933 [ Grunting softly ] Uh-huh. Got it. Yes. 528 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,368 My client says that he -- 529 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,402 [ Grunting softly ] 530 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,306 Kay. Uh, mm-hmm. 531 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,108 ManBearPig has no interest 532 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,909 in you giving up cars and ice cream. 533 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,478 Well, what's he want everyone to give up? 534 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,582 [ Crowd murmuring ] 535 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,918 There! There he is! There he is! 536 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,319 Is it over?! 537 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,489 Um, he says he'll never come back again, but... 538 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:01,692 we have to give up soy sauce and Red Dead Redemption 2. 539 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:05,363 All: Ohhhh! 540 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:12,002 Just plain rice? 541 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,605 Yeah, that's what I thought. 542 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,575 Um, could we possibly talk about restructuring a new deal? 543 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,544 Uh-huh! Uh-huh! 544 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,913 No. No. Just, like, can we do, like, a renegotiation? 545 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,948 All right, sign here and here 546 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,852 that you are entering a renegotiation with ManBearPig. 547 00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,221 -Where do I sign that? -Right there. 548 00:21:30,223 --> 00:21:32,223 Okay. Yeah, I thought so. 549 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:33,624 Shut up, Grandpa. 550 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,192 Man: And sign here that ManBearPig has rights 551 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,327 to the lives of all children in third world countries. 552 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,862 Kay, got it. 553 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,564 And you agree to ignore ManBearPig 554 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,066 until he returns in five years, 555 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,001 in which time the carnage will be a thousand fold. 556 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,803 Kay, where do I sign that? 557 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,577 Arghhh! 558 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,479 Foolish mortals! 559 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,383 Your time is nigh! Face your end! 560 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:02,385 Um, it looks like Satan is here. 561 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,220 Should I start to worry? 562 00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:05,690 [ Scattered applause ]