1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,808 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,210 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,278 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,748 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,818 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,653 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,555 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,524 Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,126 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 11 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,028 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,931 Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:44,843 [ Alarm beeping ] 14 00:00:44,845 --> 00:00:46,378 [ Gasps ] 15 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:56,788 Yes! 16 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:57,889 Yessss! 17 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,190 What is it, Kyle? 18 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:00,458 I got fulfilled! 19 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,494 It's all the stuff I ordered for the bike parade. 20 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,795 [ Cellphone rings ] 21 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,163 Yeah? 22 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:07,332 Kyle, did you get your stuff?! I got my stuff! 23 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,034 Yeah, dude, Stan and Kenny got their stuff, too! 24 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,268 Bring it all over to my house! 25 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,669 We gotta get ready for the bike parade! 26 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:14,172 Hey, were my boxes there, too? 27 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:16,908 No, Dad. These were special deliveries from Jeff Bezos. 28 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,343 We helped Amazon with their strike, 29 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:19,645 and he had our orders shipped. 30 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,646 Jeff Bezos? 31 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,582 The founder and CEO of Amazon? 32 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,251 Yeah! We helped him find workers to work during the strike. 33 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,687 [ Through headphones ] So he found our orders and had them sent to us. 34 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,222 Well, can he find my packages, too? [ Frequency tuning, static ] 35 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:33,191 Woman: No, I know. They said the workers are still on strike. 36 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:34,559 They don't know when our orders will -- 37 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,261 Man: Alexa, can I have my stuff shipped 38 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,463 from a different fulfill-- [ Frequency tuning ] 39 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,364 Man #2: No, that is a bad dog, Banjo! 40 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:40,432 Bad dog! 41 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,500 Woman #2: [ Moaning ] Oh, yes! 42 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,735 Oh! Oh! O-- 43 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,972 Stewart: Jeff Bezos?! Are you freakin' kidding me?! 44 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:49,574 Why is Jeff Bezos sending you packages? 45 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:52,343 Do you even care there's a strike going on?! 46 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:54,346 Mrph rmhmhm rmhmhm. 47 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,680 Bike parade?! 48 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:58,283 Your dad is part of the strike, you little shit! 49 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,585 This whole town is suffering because of Amazon, 50 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,088 and you're out worrying about a bike parade! 51 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:08,693 I can't even believe you would say that, Sharon! 52 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,429 Randy, it's time to face it. 53 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,598 Your weed-farm idea didn't work. 54 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,999 You barely sell to two people a day. 55 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:17,035 It's the stupid Amazon strike! 56 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,505 I rely on things for marketing, Sharon. 57 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:22,307 A small business needs products for exposure, 58 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,808 and until those assholes go back to work, 59 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,744 small businesses are gonna suffer! 60 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,246 [ Knock on door ] 61 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:30,048 Ex-Excuse me. Could I buy some weed? 62 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:32,617 Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course. 63 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,419 Out early today, huh? 64 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,187 Yeah, it's this stupid Amazon strike. 65 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:38,056 None of my orders are getting fulfilled, 66 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,225 and I just need something to take the edge off. 67 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:41,793 Yeah, tell me about it. 68 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,695 Hey, are you selling weed? 69 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,097 Uh, yeah. 70 00:02:45,099 --> 00:02:46,998 My wife is going nuts not getting her packages. 71 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,567 I told her I'd find her some kush. 72 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,669 Yeah, the Amazon strike really sucks. 73 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:52,704 [ Vehicle approaches ] 74 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,275 Hey, man, we're about to go spend a day in a picket line. 75 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,610 Can you sell us some weed? 76 00:02:58,612 --> 00:02:59,912 You're strikers? 77 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:01,446 Well, why don't you guys get back to work 78 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,981 so we can get our packages? 79 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,449 Hey, fuck you, buddy! 80 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,550 Okay, okay, hold on. 81 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,018 Uh, lemme get some more weed. 82 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,353 [ Vehicle approaches ] 83 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,389 [ Horn honks ] 84 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,458 Huh. 85 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,493 [ Indistinct shouting ] News Reporter: It's day five 86 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,863 of the Amazon Fulfillment Center Strike. 87 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,330 Nothing has been resolved, 88 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,132 and there is ever-mounting tension 89 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,101 between the striking Amazon workers 90 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,703 and the people who want their stuff. 91 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,772 Josh Carter is an Amazon employee 92 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,308 who suffered a horrific workplace accident. 93 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,143 In order to drum up support for the strike, 94 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,712 he's recently FedExed himself to Washington. 95 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,648 How are things going, Josh? 96 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,817 Josh The Box: They're going well, Tom. Thank you. 97 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:40,451 You know, what happened to me 98 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:43,154 could happen to any worker at a fulfillment center. 99 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,755 I'm speaking to Congress here 100 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:47,892 and then heading back to Colorado tomorrow via UPS. 101 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,695 Meanwhile, Amazon says it's training new workers 102 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,230 to replace the strikers. 103 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,233 However, because the workers previously worked in a mall, 104 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,969 they've had no human contact for quite some time. 105 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,271 Welcome to the fulfillment center. 106 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,874 I'm your floor manager, Stephen Stotch. 107 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,043 [ Hissing ] 108 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,545 Rahghgh! Sssss! 109 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,613 Being a fulfiller isn't hard. 110 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,481 Uh, you just follow a few basic steps. 111 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:12,050 [ Hisses ] 112 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:15,086 You start by getting an order on your fulfillment device. 113 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,689 Uh, it's order 6,503. 114 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,725 Mrs. Sandy Milner wants a Luminart coffee grinder. 115 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:21,993 So, you send that order 116 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,829 to the first available transaction robot. 117 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,098 [ Hisses ] 118 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,434 Okay, the robot will locate the grinder 119 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,869 and bring it to the packing area. 120 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,671 Arhghghgh! 121 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:35,907 Arhghghgh! 122 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:39,911 Now, put the coffee grinder in the box to fulfill the order. 123 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,247 [ Hisses softly ] 124 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,448 Go on, put it in. 125 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,150 [ Hisses ] 126 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,387 This isn't very fulfilling. 127 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,089 Sure it is. You just gotta get into it, okay? 128 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,258 That's one order down. 129 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:56,094 We have 12,400 more to go. 130 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,697 [ Hissing ] 131 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,635 All right, there you go, friend. 132 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,969 That's an ounce of weed, 133 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,372 and thanks for supportin' small business. Next. 134 00:05:07,374 --> 00:05:09,473 Hey, could you sell me more than an ounce? 135 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,509 Sorry, friend. That's the law. 136 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,813 Us simple farmin' folk respect the law and each other. 137 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,381 No, it's fine. I'll just go over 138 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:18,350 to the Anderson Weed Farm and buy more there. 139 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,587 Well, don't buy weed from them. 140 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:23,755 Their weed sucks. 141 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,223 It's a long way to drive out here. 142 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,692 Need to make it worth my while. 143 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,460 Shit! 144 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,695 This whole Amazon strike 145 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,764 has more people smoking weed than ever. 146 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,031 We have to make sure 147 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,400 Tegridy Weed stays ahead of the competition! 148 00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:39,938 We need to find a way to get the weed to the people. 149 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,006 Yeah, like a -- like a delivery service. 150 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,142 Some way so people don't have to drive out here 151 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:46,144 and even see the other weed farms! 152 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,245 You know what they got? 153 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,014 They got these e-scooters nowadays. 154 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,284 You mean the things that almost killed us all on Halloween? 155 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,918 Yeah, I 'member. 156 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,455 What if we use e-scooters 157 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,323 to get the weed directly to the customers? 158 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:00,825 Holy shit. 159 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,095 We could have Tegridy all over town. 160 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,605 What the -- 161 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,374 Stephen! Stephen, it's a miracle! 162 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,276 I don't understand. 163 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,145 Look, Dad! A whole-new bicycle! 164 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,180 I'll win the bike parade for sure! 165 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:25,183 You must have gotten our Prime membership back! 166 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,385 I guess I did. 167 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,820 The bigwigs promoted me to manager. 168 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,456 I've been training new employees. 169 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,057 [ Through headphones ] When did all this stuff arrive? 170 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,959 [ Frequency tuning, static ] It just came a few hours ago. 171 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,995 Oh, Stephen, you did it! 172 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,299 [ Thinking ] Your townspeople are beginning to learn 173 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:45,603 that cooperation is rewarded by fulfillment. 174 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:49,073 Now there's only one true enemy who stands in our way. 175 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:53,411 Tonight, he is giving a talk on Marxist theory. 176 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:57,515 How is the common worker kept submissive? 177 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,785 By the institutions and the ideology 178 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,521 of the bourgeoisie. 179 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:05,056 We only ask for compassion, 180 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:08,993 for a fair share of the fruits of our labors. 181 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,895 [ Sighs ] 182 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,931 ♪♪ 183 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,500 Yeah, it's this Saturday. 184 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:16,600 Everyone's gonna watch. 185 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,136 You girls should come check it out. 186 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,739 Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty nice bike parade, I suppose. 187 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,774 Hey, Larry! 188 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,243 You gettin' excited for the bike parade? 189 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,912 Yeah, I guess I'm lookin' forward to it, 190 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:28,913 I dunno. 191 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,848 Wow. 192 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,784 I guess my bike could be in the bike parade. 193 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,719 I-I hadn't really thought about it. 194 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,688 Uh, y-you girls check out the flags 195 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:38,889 on the back of my bike? 196 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,859 They're -- They're silk. 197 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,193 Oh, yeah. 198 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:45,430 [ Feathers rustle ] 199 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,367 I'll see you there, Larry. Later, girls. 200 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:50,367 [ Feathers rustle ] 201 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:51,736 [ Bicycle horn honks ] 202 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,273 Hmph. 203 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,607 [ Feathers rustling, bicycle horn honking ] 204 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,342 Yippieeeeeee! 205 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:01,613 [ E-scooter whirs ] 206 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,782 [ Knock on door ] 207 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,084 Amazon boxes?! 208 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,285 It might be! 209 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,255 Yes?! Oh. 210 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,891 Hello, sir. I have your weed delivery. 211 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,025 My what? 212 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,060 Oh, that's mine. 213 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,928 There you are, ma'am. 214 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,530 Enjoy your Tegridy. 215 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:21,198 You got a...? Are -- Are we splitting that? 216 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,301 Get your own. 217 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,469 Do you have more? 218 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:27,772 We're here to please the customer! 219 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:35,012 [ Triumphant music playing ] 220 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,682 Dude, we did it. 221 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,284 They look amazing. 222 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,619 Cartman: There's no way we can't win, you guys. 223 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,655 We are going to kill at the bike parade. 224 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,956 We finally did it. 225 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,825 We worked together, we overcame adversity, 226 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,861 and everything is finally gonna be cool again. 227 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,328 All right, Kenny's here. 228 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,597 Come on, dude, we're gonna take 'em for a test spin. 229 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:54,699 Mrph rmhmhm. 230 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:55,934 Mrph rmh rmphm. 231 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:58,736 You're not gonna do the bike parade? 232 00:08:58,738 --> 00:08:59,671 Why not?! 233 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,672 Mrph rmhmhm, 234 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,308 mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm. 235 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,343 Commodity fetishism? 236 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,145 Mrph rmh rmphm. 237 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,747 Kenny, you can't quit now! 238 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,381 We have a four-bike theme! 239 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,117 Yeah, how do we do the changing face of immigrants in America 240 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:14,452 without the Philippines?! 241 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,788 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmh. 242 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:17,989 Kenny, no, you can't do this! 243 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,156 We've worked so hard, 244 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,592 and we've come so close -- Oh, my God! 245 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:21,992 [ Panting ] Oh, my God! My anxiety! 246 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:23,394 My anxiety is going off, you guys! 247 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,996 Come on, Kenny, don't be a dick. 248 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,297 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 249 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,133 Mrph rmh rmphm mrph! 250 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,300 [ Panting ] 251 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,602 Oh, my God. We did so much! 252 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,304 We went through all this, and he just quits?! 253 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:33,571 That's it! That's it! 254 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,939 I'm gonna shoot up the school! 255 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,106 Don't shoot up the school. 256 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,275 No, 'cause it's not fair! 257 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,543 You work your ass off for nothing, 258 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,710 and now my anxiety's back, 259 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,713 and I'm gonna shoot up the schoooooool! 260 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:46,618 [ Indistinct shouting ] 261 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,887 Here come the temp workers! 262 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,054 Scabs! 263 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,589 All: [ Chanting ] Scabs! Scabs! 264 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,058 Scabs! Scabs! Scabs! [ Temp workers hissing ] 265 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,560 [ Grunting, hissing ] 266 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,863 Yeah, it's not always easy being a fulfiller, 267 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,297 but I think, eventually, 268 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,100 you'll find it's a rewarding job. 269 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,369 I don't really care. I just want my stuff. 270 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,671 If I have to work at Amazon to get my packages, 271 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,739 then so be it. 272 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,807 Stotch! Hey, Stotch! 273 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,676 What do you want, Stewart? 274 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,545 I just thought you'd want to know 275 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:15,780 the kind of people you're selling out for. 276 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,281 What are you talking about? 277 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,184 It's Josh, man. 278 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,452 He's gone missing. 279 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:25,824 [ Spray paint hisses ] 280 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,796 How's it going? 281 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,297 How's it look like it's going? 282 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,766 There's no way we're gonna win this stupid bike parade. 283 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:37,201 Our bikes aren't so bad. 284 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,037 Face it, Stan! Our bikes suck! 285 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,438 We're gonna lose! 286 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,907 We're gonna be the laughingstock of the whole thing! 287 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,143 Kyle's right. I already bragged to everyone 288 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,777 we were gonna beat them like bitches at the bike parade. 289 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,179 We're gonna look like total douchebags. 290 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,415 I thought the four of us were unstoppable. 291 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,617 We are, it's just Kenny fucked us again. 292 00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:55,186 I wish there never was a bike parade. 293 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,654 Yeah. 294 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,921 Hey... 295 00:10:57,923 --> 00:10:59,023 What if there wasn't? 296 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,258 What? 297 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,560 What if the bike parade got canceled? 298 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,894 We're never gonna win the bike parade, 299 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,631 but if we get it canceled, then everybody loses. 300 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,566 How do we get the bike parade canceled? 301 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,201 How do you get anything cancelled? 302 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,703 You bitch about it being insensitive! 303 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,138 Hey, yeah. 304 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,407 We can go to the mayor and force her to cancel it. 305 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,543 What's offensive about a bike parade? 306 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,211 What's offensive about a bike parade? 307 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,380 Kyle, you small-minded piece of shit. 308 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,582 We should cancel you just for saying that. 309 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,050 Oh, I get it. 310 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,118 Yeah! 311 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,152 All: Yeah! 312 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,821 Everybody loses, you guys. 313 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,926 [ Thinking ] Do you know who I am? 314 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:38,462 Josh The Box: Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos. 315 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,198 And you are Josh, 316 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,701 former Amazon employee who suffered a workplace accident. 317 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,370 You were wrongly packaged into a box, 318 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,570 and now, if any one tries to open it, 319 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,172 your insides will burst apart. 320 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,708 So, you seek revenge. 321 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,476 This isn't about revenge, Bezos. 322 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,645 It's about the production of too many useful things 323 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,914 resulting in too many useless people. 324 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,983 See how the box ridicules commercialism 325 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,553 in order to try and feel better about itself. 326 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,121 Damn you! 327 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,857 You made everything nice and convenient, didn't you, Bezos? 328 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,626 But humans are more than consumers. 329 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:09,861 That's very eloquent... 330 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,328 for a box -- 331 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,197 a box that is the last thing standing in the way 332 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:16,333 of real economic progress for this town. 333 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,769 What are you gonna do to me? 334 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,171 I'm not going to do anything to you. 335 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,141 Alexa, go ahead. Send them in. 336 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,578 [ Kids talking indistinctly ] 337 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,946 Hello, children. 338 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,949 Uncle Jeff has a surprise for you! 339 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,551 Who wants a special present for the bike parade? 340 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,019 Kids: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! 341 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,588 Josh The Box: Oh, my God. 342 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,623 Whoever opens the box gets what's inside. 343 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:42,227 No! No, don't give in to your consumerism, kids! 344 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,328 [ Screams ] 345 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,501 It's mine! It's mine! I got it! I get it! 346 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,038 [ Chuckles ] 347 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,943 Every year, I win the bike parade. 348 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:01,980 It's the one thing I care about. 349 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,847 Now, there's kids out there who have better bikes than me 350 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:07,285 because you won't get off your ass and work, Dad! 351 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,587 Larry, I want to! But I'd be a no-good traitor. 352 00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,256 Can't you understand?! 353 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,559 All I understand is that you suck! 354 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,497 Where are you going? 355 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,798 Son's right. 356 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,333 Picket line or not, I'm gonna cross it -- 357 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,635 right now! 358 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,372 Hello, sir. I have your weed delivery. 359 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,472 Oh, my weed. 360 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,941 Forgot I ordered that. 361 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,343 Oh, hey, listen, we have an app now. 362 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,844 You can keep track of your orders 363 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,113 and get your Tegridy delivered even faster. 364 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,682 Oop. There's an order now. 365 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,453 The first thing we've got to do to get the bike parade cancelled 366 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,688 is raise awareness. 367 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,622 Yeah. We're gonna need poster boards, markers, 368 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,091 and lots of glitter and glue. 369 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,493 I can't believe Kenny bailed on us 370 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,627 just because he thinks Jeff Bezos is a bad guy. 371 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,229 Yeah. How can somebody who gives you whatever you want 372 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,264 be a bad guy? 373 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,501 It's locked. 374 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,204 They're closed. We're all closed. 375 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,039 Our coffee shop -- everything. 376 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,274 But we're outraged about something. 377 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,641 We need glitter and glue. 378 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,744 Yeah, well, when the Amazon fulfillment center opened, 379 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,812 everything else went out of business. 380 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,748 Mayor: I let it happen. 381 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,149 I thought the fulfillment center 382 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,318 would be nothing but great for the town. 383 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,721 Instead, it's -- It's buried us. 384 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,858 But it's Christmas. 385 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,393 It's Christmas, and we've no presents... 386 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,161 no decorations, 387 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,464 and there's no one who can help us. 388 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,866 [ Sleigh bells jingle ] 389 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,901 Look! 390 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,337 Santa: Ho ho ho ho! 391 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,073 It's Santa! 392 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,409 [ Cheering ] 393 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,044 Woman: It's a miracle! 394 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:47,318 I heard some people here might need a little Christmas magic. 395 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,019 We sure do, Santa! 396 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,055 It's only a couple weeks until Christmas, 397 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,024 and we don't have any presents! 398 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,727 Well, that's no problem for the hometown 399 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,895 of my favorite holiday poo! 400 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,864 Where is Mr. Hankey? 401 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,170 Where is that old bundle of Christmas cheer? 402 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,340 We... 403 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,042 We had to get rid of Mr. Hankey. 404 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,744 Got rid of him? 405 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,147 Uh, Mr. Hankey did something bad, 406 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,416 and we were forced to make him... 407 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,850 leave. 408 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:20,985 Forever. 409 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,554 Jesus. What'd he do? Fuck a kid? 410 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,089 No, he... 411 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,890 He tweeted some... 412 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,693 inappropriate things. 413 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,098 He tweeted some inappropriate things? 414 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,503 Oh, you bunch of fuckin' -- 415 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,638 I'm getting back in my sleigh now. 416 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,974 No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Please! 417 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,375 Merry Christmas! 418 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,745 Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos' dick, you bunch a cunts! 419 00:15:52,751 --> 00:16:00,958 ♪ Christ the savior is born ♪ 420 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,428 Deejay: Continuing with non-stop holiday music. 421 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,430 Here's a song from that hot new group, The PC babies. 422 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,166 It's a song about how the idea of Mrs. Claus 423 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,135 perpetuates female stereotypes. 424 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,071 It's called "Jingle All the Waggghgh." 425 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,308 [ A Christmas song plays with babies crying ] 426 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,446 Hey, Dad... 427 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,614 listen... 428 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,415 I don't need anything more. 429 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,420 I mean, if I don't win that bike parade, I don't care. 430 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,289 I have you guys, and that's more important 431 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,157 than a bike parade will ever be. 432 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,959 No it isn't, Butters. 433 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,394 I want to quit working for Amazon. 434 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,864 I want to join my friends in striking, but... 435 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,367 I know that you have to have your stuff to be happy. 436 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,936 No, I don't dad. 437 00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:48,172 You need your Amazon Prime shows and your music and your books 438 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,741 and your things delivered to your door, 439 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,743 like little presents to yourself that make you feel satisfied. 440 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:56,046 I can live without those things, but you can't. 441 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,614 That's why... 442 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,850 I'm gonna continue to work at Amazon -- 443 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,885 for you. 444 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,321 Hello, sir. 445 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,791 I'm with the Tegridy Weed Company. 446 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,592 We're just making sure folks are aware 447 00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:11,295 of our new rewards program. 448 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,730 What? 449 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:16,367 We now have three levels of membership for our weed. 450 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,204 There's Tegridy, Tegridy Plus, and Tegridy Elite. 451 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,975 But you don't want to be elite, 'cause elite's got no Tegridy. 452 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:33,284 It's just such bullcrap, you guys. 453 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,352 Such bullcrap. 454 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,688 How come everything out there is getting cancelled, 455 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:41,559 but when it comes to us, we just can't do it? 456 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,962 I mean, are we supposed to just keep going? 457 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:48,665 Just go on, making total asses of ourselves? 458 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,967 No. 459 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,436 No. The problem is that, when it comes to outrage, 460 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,472 your average person actually doesn't give a shit 461 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,707 unless it has something to do with them. 462 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,376 That's right. We've been selfish. 463 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,144 We can't get the parade cancelled for us. 464 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:01,812 We have to do it for all the other people 465 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,114 who want it cancelled, but their voices aren't being heard! 466 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,417 Yeah. What, did we think this was a fucking joke? 467 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,884 The bike parade is offensive, 468 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:10,388 and the government thinks they can just force it on everyone! 469 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,490 Come on! I'm actually pissed off now! 470 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,697 Mayor, We demand you cancel the bike parade! 471 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,601 It is nihilistic and out of touch with progressive thinking! 472 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,772 [ Thinking ] What's the matter? 473 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,107 Afraid you wouldn't win? 474 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,441 It's him. 475 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,045 The bike parade was quite useful to me. 476 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,414 You see, people will do anything to have fulfillment. 477 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,350 They finally realized the only way to get it 478 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,820 would be to all work for the fulfillment center. 479 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,623 Who would use a bike parade like some $20 hooker? 480 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,024 Kenny was right about you. 481 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,659 You're a bad guy. 482 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,561 Oh, you mean your little socialist friend? 483 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,530 Yes, he's starting to rattle his sword, now, too. 484 00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:55,666 Alexa, kill Kenny. 485 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,668 Alexa: Okay. I'll kill Kenny for you. 486 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,669 No! 487 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,004 Why are you doing this? 488 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,473 Don't you see I'm trying to help? 489 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,842 Before, there was war between classes, 490 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,110 customers and workers at odds. 491 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:09,313 All I've done is create the new class -- 492 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,214 the consumer/worker. 493 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:12,583 The future. 494 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,751 Right now, your parents, your teachers, 495 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,353 everyone you know are showing up 496 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,089 to work at the fulfillment center, 497 00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:22,459 and I'm afraid you are all going to lose the bike parade. 498 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,595 Randy: Bezos! 499 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,231 Bezos! 500 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,033 Bezos! 501 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,370 Crowd: Bezos! 502 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,672 Bezos! 503 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,779 Hello, Bezos. 504 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,148 You can take your fulfillment center 505 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,617 and fulfill it right up your ass! 506 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,254 You see, there's one thing you didn't count on, 507 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,189 and that's Tegridy. 508 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,126 Just look in the eyes of these people. 509 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,327 Everyone has Tegridy now -- 510 00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,097 Tegridy that you will never understand. 511 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,167 We aren't just different classes of people anymore. 512 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,702 We are a town. 513 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,537 [ Thinking ] Are you all high? 514 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,740 All: No...No... 515 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,208 Why do you ask that? 516 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,612 Jeff Bezos: Because I'm over here. 517 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,080 Oh. Hang on... 518 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,848 Hold on. Okay, I got it. 519 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,283 Anyways... 520 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,385 You see, Tegridy is something that can't be understood 521 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,086 by big corporations. 522 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,721 Oh, they'll try to package Tegridy, 523 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,224 but only I can really package Tegridy. 524 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,725 I got more money now 'cause of Tegridy. 525 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,860 That's 'cause I figured out 526 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,295 how to get Tegridy to everyone. 527 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,630 And that's -- now everyone is in this state of Tegridy 528 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:34,832 that's impenetrable. 529 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,366 Am I making sense? 530 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:37,668 [ Thinking ] No! 531 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,971 The point is, nobody's coming to work for you. 532 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:45,309 So you can take your whole plan and fulfill it somewhere else! 533 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,012 [ Cheering ] 534 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,916 [ Thinking ] Damn you, Tegridy! 535 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,620 ♪ Ice cold beer, down-home Days ♪ 536 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,056 ♪ Country music and bike parades ♪ 537 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,626 We got Tegridy all around 538 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,060 -♪ Round ♪ -♪ Round ♪ 539 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,628 ♪ That's life livin' in our Colorado town ♪ 540 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,831 [ Babies crying ] 541 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,633 I guess they are offensive. 542 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,136 ♪ We don't need nothin' from big corporations ♪ 543 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,771 ♪ We don't need progress or fancy educations ♪ 544 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,340 ♪ Maybe our Tegridy keeps us down ♪ 545 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:18,775 -♪ Down ♪ -♪ Down ♪ 546 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,144 ♪ But that's life livin' in our Colorado town ♪ 547 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,180 Hey, Mom. Hi, Dad. 548 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,015 Sure are, Butters! 549 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,785 ♪ Now, we gotta learn to live without boxes every day ♪ 550 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,287 ♪ We might wake up tomorrow and wonder why they went away ♪ 551 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,857 ♪ Guess you might call us a bunch of white trash hicks ♪ 552 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,391 -♪ Hicks ♪ -♪ Hicks ♪ 553 00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:38,462 ♪ But at least we ain't suckin' no Bezosian Dicks ♪ 554 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,297 Tegridy Weed. 555 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,368 Coming soon to a giant online retailer near you. 556 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,709 Yeah, it's this Saturday. 557 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,010 Everyone's gonna watch. 558 00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:55,545 You girls should come check it out. 559 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,315 Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty nice bike parade, I suppose. 560 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,317 Hey, Larry! 561 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,619 You gettin' excited for the bike parade? 562 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,322 Yeah, I guess I'm lookin' forward to it, 563 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,426 I dunno.