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♪ I'm goin' down to South
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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♪♪

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Today is a tragic day for Canada.

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Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn

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the passing of their beloved mother.

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The Queen is dead.

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♪ The Queen is dead ♪

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Every Canadian everywhere

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is feeling absolute emptiness right now.

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♪ Oh, God, she's dead ♪

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And now the casket is
brought down the aisle

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- with the Queen inside.
- ♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪

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The Queen's body being
carried by the royal guard.

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What a horrible day for
Canada and therefore the world.

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♪ Not the Queen ♪

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Ike... Ike, come on, dude,
you can't keep doing this.

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She is dead. She's dead.
She's dead, Kyle.

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Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.

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- You gotta let it go.
- ♪ And gone forever ♪

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And here comes
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Sir Smelly John.

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Yes, Smelly John is
sitting down at the piano

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with a tribute for the Queen, I believe.

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♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪

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♪ Seems as though you've
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Okay, it's 7:00.

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- it's my turn to use the computer.
- No!

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Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.

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- Get off!
- [BLEEP] you, Kyle! [CRYING]

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Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.

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Y... Yes, it looks like the
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have just shown up.

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The Prince and his wife have, of course,

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been bashing the Canadian monarchy.

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A lot of Canadians hate them now.

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Oh, and I belive the Earl of Halifax

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has just farted on the
Prince's wife's face!

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The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.

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Oh, this is bad now.

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Ike, I'm playing
"Darktide" with my friends.

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- No, get off me!
- Ike, God damn it, get off!

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- Hey, guys.
- Kyle, dude, where were you last night?

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- Yeah, we were all waiting.
- Look, I know you think

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I haven't been showing
up for things, but...

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but I got screwed by my little brother.

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He just keeps crying about the Queen.

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And then there's this
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and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.

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I guess it's like people don't even know

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why they showed up to the funeral

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But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.

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You didn't ruin it for
anyone. We played without you.

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What? Y... You guys, we... we
said we'd all level up together.

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Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now.

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We got some sweet drip, dude.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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But this isn't fair, it wasn't my fault.

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Hey, guys. Did you get to
upgrade your rifle, Stan?

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Yeah, it's got a lot better range now.

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What about you?

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I kept the same gun, but
I got some sweet drip.

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- Nice, sweet drip, dude.
- Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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It stinks, doesn't it?

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What stinks?

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When people make certain
judgements about you.

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I've been watching you, Kyle,

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and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.

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My brand?

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You see, everyone has an image, Kyle.

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Some kids call it your credibility

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or your reputation,

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but those things are just little parts

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of something much more important...

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your brand.

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Think about it, Kyle.

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Who are you?

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I'm just... I... I'm just me.

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See? You don't know what your brand is.

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So how is anyone else supposed to know?

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It's like a commercial for Kyle,

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but you're not putting
a label on the jar.

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Butters, this seems very
out of character for you.

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That's because I've
been workin' on my brand.

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My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people

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so they sent me to brand management.

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Brand management?

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Hi, Mr. Davis.

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Well, Butters Stotch. How
you doing there, Butters?

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- How's the brand going?
- Great.

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I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me

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to help her with her homework.

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Well, there ya go there, Butters.

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My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,

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and I told him maybe you could help.

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Oh, well, sure there, Kyle,

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let's just get you to fill
out a CumHammer survey,

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and then we'll go in the back

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and come up with some options for ya.

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Live from the
television studios in Toronto,

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it's "Good Morning, Canada."

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It has been several months now

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since our beloved Queen has died.

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All Canadians are
finding it hard to go on.

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All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,

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The Prince and his wife.

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- We want privacy! We want privacy!
- We want privacy! We want privacy!

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Thanks for having us on the show.

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It's so awesome to be here. It's great.

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So let me start with you, sir.

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You lived a life with the royal family,

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you had everything handed to you

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but you say your life has been hard,

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and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."

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Yes that's right, fwiend.

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You see, my wife and I are...

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I was totally like,
"You should write a book

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'cause you're family's, like, stupid,

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and then so are, like, journalists."

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So you hate journalists?

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- That's right.
- And now you wrote a book

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that reports on the
lives of the royal family.

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- Right.
- So you're a journalist.

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We just want to be normal people.

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All this attention is so hard.

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Isn't it true, sir, that
your questionable wife

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has her own TV show and
hangs out with celebrities

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and does fashion magazines?

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What are you suggesting?

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Well, I just think some people might say

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that your Instagram-loving bitch wife

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actually doesn't want her privacy.

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How dare you, sir!

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My Instagram-loving bitch wife
has always wanted her privacy!

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And you know what else?
To hell with Canada.

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We are leaving.

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We'll go find some quiet place

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where we can be normal people.

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Come on, wife. We want privacy!

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- We want privacy! We want privacy!
- We want privacy! We want privacy!

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♪ Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on ♪

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♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪

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♪ Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on ♪

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We want privacy! We want privacy!

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♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪

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- ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
- We want privacy! We want privacy!

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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪

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♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪

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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪

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♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪

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We want privacy! We want privacy!

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♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour
is coming soon to your town ♪

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♪ We're coming soon to
your town, give us privacy ♪

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We want privacy! We want privacy!

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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

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♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪

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♪ Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on ♪

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♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪

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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪

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♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪

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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪

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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪

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Alright there, Kyle, we
got your survey answers,

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and I think we've put together
some great ideas for your brand.

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I understand you want
people to like you more

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and think you're cool.

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- Is that right?
- Yeah.

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Alright, well, let's see
how this brand works for you.

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We got... Kyle... Rugged.
Vegan. Compassionate. Victim.

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I... I don't think that's really me.

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Well, that's fine 'cause
there's a lot of different

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brands people are attracted
to. How about this one?

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Kyle... Sensitive.
Outdoorsy. Frugal. Victim.

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I'm not... I'm not that outdoorsy.

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Okay, well, remember there, Kyle,

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it's not so much about who
you are as much as it is

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about what people are
attracted to, okay?

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So let's see, how about this?

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Kyle... Wealthy. Handsome.

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Multi-talented Grammy
Award-Winning. Victim.

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Oh, that... that one's taken already.

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Sorry. Hold on.

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Just a minute, Kyle.

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We're gonna find a
good one here for you.

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You'll see, Kyle.

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When you have your brand up and runnin',

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no one can stop you.

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Look at this town. There's
just something about it.

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Oh, darling. I think
this might be the place.

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You really think so?

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It's so quiet and empty here.

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If we moved here,
then people would think

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we're really serious
about wanting to be normal.

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It does seem perfect, doesn't it?

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We can have a fresh start here.

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Lead a normal life and have babies.

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Can we? Can we really move here
and finally have our privacy?

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My love, I will do
anything for your privacy.

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The couch goes in the first room!

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Ay, be careful with that TV, buddy!

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Drum set goes on the second floor.

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Wait. Put it down.

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I want to make sure it isn't damaged.

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What the hell?

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♪♪

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Hey! Hey, you!

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Hey, what are you looking at?!

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- You ever heard of privacy?!
- What?

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You guys, I am so sorry.

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I totally was going to
play with you guys online

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but the Prince of Canada and his wife

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moved in across the street from me.

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They have this huge jet
parked in front of my house

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and then they kept trying to
get me to buy their stupid book

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and... and, anyway, I'm sorry
I messed up another game night.

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It's okay, dude, we had a great time.

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Yeah, we are literally
dripping with drip.

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Well, I just want you guys to know

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that I am a reliable,
fun-loving, punctual victim.

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'Kay, well, we gotta get to class.

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I'm really working on myself!

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You're gonna like what you see!

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As a child, you
see the world in a different way.

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You see the wonder in nature,
and you're starting to learn

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more about yourself all the time.

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And you're learning that
there's something more important

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than you ever thought... your brand.

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It's what defines you.

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And with brand management,
you can make sure

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others see you the way
they want to see you.

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Welcome to your CumHammer Work tutorial.

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You are taking the first
steps to making your brand

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a great one.

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By now you've received your workbook

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and also your brand slide tool

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and CumHammer social-media drive

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which will be used in this video.

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Now, if you're ready,
let's start the exercises

249
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:48,482
on page five of your workbook.

250
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,786
Yeah!

251
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,955
- Respect our privacy!
- Leave us alone!

252
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,091
Leave us alone!

253
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,725
Down with the monarchy!

254
00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,495
We just want our privacy!

255
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,932
God, [BLEEP] these people!

256
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,533
Why are we so mad today?

257
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:12,038
Because we want our privacy!

258
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,440
Park County Police Station.
What's your emergency?

259
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,576
Yeah, the neighbors across the
street are setting off fireworks

260
00:11:16,577 --> 00:11:18,578
and it's 10:30 at night!

261
00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:20,146
Oh, is it the Prince
of Canada and his wife,

262
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,615
- who just want to be left alone?
- Yes.

263
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:26,552
They're being super loud, and
I'm trying to work on my brand!

264
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,920
Oh, God damn it.

265
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,490
Now the prince is
playing polo on the lawn!

266
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:35,928
We are here because privacy
is a basic human right.

267
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,231
How many more princes and his wives

268
00:11:38,232 --> 00:11:40,334
have to live in this nightmare?

269
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,439
- Hey, can you two [BLEEP] keep it down?!
- Oy!

270
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,341
You ever heard of a
thing called "privacy"?!

271
00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:49,775
Yeah, nobody gives a shit.

272
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,612
Will you two just shut up, and go away?!

273
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,284
It seriously is driving me crazy!

274
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:01,154
The prince plays drums all day.
I don't think he even has a job.

275
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,289
And I don't know what the hell she does.

276
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,158
Why they even left Canada is beyond me.

277
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,993
And, like, she seems
to just boss him around,

278
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,294
and make him do whatever she wants.

279
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,629
I mean, why did they even leave Canada

280
00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:12,031
and move to South Park, anyway?

281
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:15,501
- Stan, are you gonna say something?
- You say it.

282
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,304
- Say what?
- Look, Kyle...

283
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,006
We just kinda don't care
about some dumb prince

284
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,607
and his stupid wife.

285
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,309
I don't care about them either!

286
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,312
So, then why do you talk
about them all the time?

287
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,716
Dude, we're just kind of
sick of hearing about them.

288
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,018
I'm sick of hearing about them!

289
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,686
But I can't get away from them!

290
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,855
They're everywhere! In my [BLEEP] face!

291
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,890
Yeah, and now you're putting
'em in our [BLEEP] face.

292
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:41,695
- Fine, I won't talk about them anymore.
- Thank you.

293
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,568
Okay, just one last thing...
did you know the prince sleeps...

294
00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:51,104
I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

295
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,509
The problem with you is you
want results without the work.

296
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,177
You can't just say
you're a certain thing,

297
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,013
and then expect people
to just like your brand.

298
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:04,016
You gotta work it, sell people on it.

299
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,518
But I just don't feel like my brand

300
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,687
is who I really am on the inside.

301
00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:09,155
You know, Kyle, some people think

302
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,023
it's what's inside you that matters.

303
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,693
But people can't see inside you.

304
00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:15,995
They can only see what kind
of drink you're drinking.

305
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,563
That's what matters.

306
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,031
I guess so.

307
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,600
Now, I'm gonna help
you with a new brand,

308
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,668
but you've got to work on it.

309
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,438
What do you want your
friends to think about you?

310
00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:28,841
I want them to think I'm not
gonna complain about things,

311
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,109
I'm more thick-skinned.

312
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,178
Okay. This is good. This is good.

313
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,380
And I want people to think
I'm stronger, mentally,

314
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,581
than I probably am.

315
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,283
Okay. Okay. I think we got it.

316
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,118
People are gonna love this.

317
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,054
Kyle... he's a
thick-skinned, super cool,

318
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,424
nothing bothers him victim.

319
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,759
I just don't know if I can...

320
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,761
You're goin' off brand already!

321
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:53,066
Remember, no matter
what, nothing bothers you.

322
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,609
I don't care. Don't care.

323
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,948
- What the hell?
- What'd he just say?

324
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,183
He victimized me!

325
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,651
It's because I'm an ethnic woman!

326
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,186
He can't do that! I'll see...

327
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,088
Wait, you're ethnic? This is an outrage!

328
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,691
We'll just see how he
deals with my blue penis!

329
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,710
Hey!

330
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:16,083
Have some respect for this privacy!

331
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:27,988
♪♪

332
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:34,662
♪♪

333
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:39,705
Don't worry, my love,

334
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,110
he's not gonna get away with this.

335
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,299
Hey, guys! How you doin?!

336
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,800
Good. How are you?

337
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,903
I'm great. Got some
good sleep last night.

338
00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:12,305
Just letting' things roll
right off my back, you know?

339
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,541
'Cause that's the kind of guy I am.

340
00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,510
Cool.

341
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,846
Hey, do you guys wanna
play Darktide after school?

342
00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:22,649
Or if not, whatever.
I'm cool either way.

343
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,651
Yeah, I'm sure we can figure that out.

344
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:27,053
Cool. Whatever. I'm
care-free and unflappable.

345
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,555
I'll catch you guys at lunch!

346
00:16:30,391 --> 00:16:32,558
Wow, Kyle, you seem really different.

347
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:35,361
- Do you like it?
- Uh, Sure.

348
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,896
Thanks, Jimmy.

349
00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:38,598
But you know, I really
need to thank a good friend.

350
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,200
He introduced me to a way of
becoming a more stable person.

351
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,404
- Have you seen Butters?
- Butters? Oh, sure.

352
00:16:44,405 --> 00:16:45,405
He's out on the playground,

353
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:47,173
getting the shit beat
out of him by Bebe.

354
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,575
What?

355
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,345
[BLEEP]

356
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:55,114
Don't ever say that shit again!

357
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,016
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

358
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,451
What the hell is going on?!

359
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,586
I wasn't even doing
anything, and he came up,

360
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,588
and started talking shit to me!

361
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,124
Yeah, everyone likes a guy
that's strong and assertive,

362
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,060
so I told Bebe to go [BLEEP] herself.

363
00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:08,728
Who do you even think you are?!

364
00:17:08,729 --> 00:17:10,363
You want some more of
this, you dumb slut?

365
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,798
Butters, what are you doing?

366
00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,032
This isn't you.

367
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,434
Hey, Kyle, will you relax.

368
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,035
You're kind of [BLEEP] up my brand.

369
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,904
Okay, that does it... come on, Butters.

370
00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:19,806
You're going back to CumHammer.

371
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:21,908
You're lucky he saved your ass!

372
00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:24,644
[BLEEP] you, you [BLEEP] bitch!

373
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:28,381
The most important thing about
your brand is being flexible.

374
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,984
We want to make sure
you're completely satisfied.

375
00:17:30,985 --> 00:17:32,952
You say you're having some problems?

376
00:17:32,953 --> 00:17:34,320
That's right!

377
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,888
There's this horrible spy

378
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,140
who lives across the street from us,

379
00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:39,425
and we're gonna get him
back by changing our brand!

380
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,686
All right. And I do see
you're in our database,

381
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:45,164
but you didn't first get help
at this CumHammer location?

382
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,766
No.

383
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,001
My wife went to one in
California as a child.

384
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:50,236
Ah. Okay. Then you must be
in the national system.

385
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,446
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this you?

386
00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:54,641
"Sorority girl, Actress,
Influencer, Victim."

387
00:17:54,642 --> 00:17:56,743
Yeah. That's totally me.

388
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:57,744
Okay. I see.

389
00:17:57,745 --> 00:17:58,912
And then, you added your husband

390
00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,780
to your Friends and Family account.

391
00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:02,582
You must be the "Royal
prince, millionaire,

392
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,450
world traveler, victim."

393
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,185
That's right.

394
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:10,923
Come on, Butters. Hello?

395
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,592
Oh, hey there. Just gimme a minute.

396
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,327
I'm with some other clients
right now, there, Kyle.

397
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:16,129
Uh, no. This is an emergency.

398
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,463
We need to talk to...

399
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,798
Oy! Do you mind! Stop invading...

400
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:21,634
It's him!

401
00:18:21,635 --> 00:18:23,002
What the hell are you doing here?

402
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,971
You just can't leave us alone, can you!

403
00:18:24,972 --> 00:18:27,340
Oh, my God, he's so obsessed with us.

404
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:29,675
I'm not obsessed with you.

405
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,378
It's this stupid place!

406
00:18:34,515 --> 00:18:35,982
Don't you see, Butters?

407
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:37,517
Teaching people to think of their brand

408
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:39,685
just makes more people like them.

409
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,354
This whole thing is wrong.

410
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:43,890
They're telling you guys to
reduce yourselves into products

411
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:47,193
instead of people to be
truly understood and loved.

412
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,629
Don't you guys want
people to like you for you

413
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:53,199
instead of who they want you to be?

414
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,903
Look, we all have our
faults. God knows I do.

415
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:59,338
But if we just try to present
and control an image of us

416
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,075
for people to see, then,
we're just performers

417
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:05,845
- instead of human beings.
- He's right.

418
00:19:05,846 --> 00:19:07,180
Trying to make ourselves into a brand

419
00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:08,681
just turned us into products.

420
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:11,851
We don't need to be a brand, do we?

421
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:13,252
If it's truly what we want,

422
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,154
then we really can get away from it all.

423
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,156
No more magazines and Netflix shows.

424
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,093
We really can live a normal life.

425
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:22,695
Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.

426
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:25,031
We can be the people
we talked about being,

427
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,100
with no more worries about how we look

428
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:28,835
or the image we project to people.

429
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:31,638
What matters is what
we have on the inside.

430
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:37,978
Hello?

431
00:19:40,214 --> 00:19:44,117
- Come on, Butters. Time to go home.
- Yeah.

432
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:47,453
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

433
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,454
Now, hey.

434
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,791
Don't make a decision
you might all regret.

435
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:57,264
Yeah, come on, honey.
We don't need this place.

436
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,768
Honey?

437
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:18,885
The queen is dead.

438
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,387
What a sad day for Canada...
and therefore, the world.

439
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,490
Ike, I need to use the...

440
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,092
Oh no, not again.

441
00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:28,895
She's still dead.

442
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,563
Ike, I have to get on the computer.

443
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,332
The Queen's been dead a long time.

444
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,269
Ike, I have to get on with my friends!

445
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,005
If I don't, they're gonna think I'm...

446
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:45,244
It's okay. Things get to you.

447
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,949
It's who you are.

448
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:59,659
- Oh. Hey, guys.
- Hey, dude. Uh...

449
00:20:59,794 --> 00:21:02,461
We thought maybe you could
do with a little outside time.

450
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,030
Really?

451
00:21:04,031 --> 00:21:05,631
We just thought it'd be good
to get you out of the house.

452
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,833
You seem to bee going
through a lot lately.

453
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,703
Yeah. Yeah, I have.

454
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,973
Thanks, guys. I'd love to play.

455
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,717
Oy! Oy! Could, uh...

456
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:27,620
- Could I play?
- Sure. You can play.

457
00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,056
Great!

458
00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:50,290
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