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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me another text.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, what's this one say?
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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems
like all the time.
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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
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Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted
him, "How do you know
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you're in love with
me?" And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
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makes me feel like I'm home
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and I can't imagine
life without you."
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-Aw! -That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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OMG, Clyde.
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Do you really care
about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk
to you like that, Wendy?
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No. Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde
is just really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me and
I care deeply about you."
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Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
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He sure is
in love with you, Bebe!
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He's a Goddamn dream boat!
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Hey, Stan, is there a
time we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
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Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
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Sure, bro. Well, um,
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Wendy just came up to
me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks I
don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
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So, like... how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps and
programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI to
do all your writing for you.
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People use em to write
poems, write job applications,
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but what they're really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me, I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great
with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look could be fun."
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Copy that into
messages and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts
me so Goddamn much.
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Jesus Christ!
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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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All done with her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely
change your life, bro.
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Just, uh... Just don't
tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
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Keeps me awake thinking back
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Every letter makes
me lose my reason
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Every word is like
your kindest touch
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How much I need you
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Hello?
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Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about
frogs or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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Okay, children
let's take our seats.
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I've graded your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the
most part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some
essays that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really
great essay from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect on the
Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Uh-huh. What?
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Someone who never
writes good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing
Provision of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks.
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We also have another student
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who wrote a
shockingly good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective
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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay
called "Writing a Policy
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About Improving the
Rights of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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All right, what the
hell is going on?!
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You tell me what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody told
Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using
it to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that
we wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone
will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
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So who blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing
AI cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin everything!
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This can't be open
source, you guys!
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If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
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then we lose our
unfair advantage.
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Oh, God... damn it.
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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one who
first found ChatGPT
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and thought to
use it for essays?
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Butters. Right.
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But then Butters
told me about it,
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and I told him not
to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right. I
was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not
going to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're
all in it together.
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But you guys need to be
careful what you use it for.
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Because once you
bring girls into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!
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I have to read em' all and
comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids
are writing these really long,
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detailed essays. I don't
know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught
them really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?
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- ChatGPWhoza what?
- The is that?
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There's a few apps
now, really. But see?
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It has AI and takes
any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of
content you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app
that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be amazing!
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I can use it to
grade all my papers,
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and no one will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type the
title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate a comment,
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and I don't even have
to read the stupid things!
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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.
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Oh, this is great.
Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and... and, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the
replies to my texts today.
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They were really supportive.
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Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know it's not much,
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but I just wanted to
take you out somewhere
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to say thanks, Stan. For what?
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For stepping up and
working on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
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The things we've
talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyone
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what happened to
me when I was six.
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Yeah. And...
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everything you had to
say about it was just right.
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It really changed the way I
think about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I...
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I couldn't believe it.
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Were you at home
when it happened?
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Yep. But you're right.
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We can't dwell on those things.
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You're right
about a lot of stuff.
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There was just that one
thing I don't understand.
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About the boating
accident in Switzerland?
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The boating accident
in Switzerland...
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was tough.
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I thought you said it was great.
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It was great. And very tough.
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But how did it cause the
thing with your cousin?
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Oh, shit. What time is it?
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It's a little after 4:00.
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Oh, shit. My mom
told me to be home
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right at a little after 4:00.
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Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.
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No, no, no, that's totally
okay. I gotta get going, too.
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Okay, cool.
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Thank you so much, Stan.
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Thank you for being the
only real thing in my life.
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Shit.
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"Oh, Bebe,
your name is like a song.
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A melody stuck in
my head so long.
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I can't help but smile
when I hear it said...
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Bebe, the name
always in my head."
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Oh, God, so obvious.
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"I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.
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In South Park or
anywhere that maybay.
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Talking, laughing,
just being together."
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"In a dream I hope
will last forever."
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Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
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Mr. Garrison?!
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Oh, yeah. What?
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I'm sorry, but I need to
address your class really quick.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
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M'kay, kids, I need to
discuss a very serious matter.
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There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school
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is using open AI
technology to do their work.
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Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?
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Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,
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hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't...
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Wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."
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ChatGPT!
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Oh, m'kay, but the school board
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has decided to call in a company
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that can detect AI in schoolwork
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and make sure
nobody here is cheating.
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They... They are gonna what?
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So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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And we are gonna
have them analyzed
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for any AI contributions, m'kay?
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Well, those are... those
aren't, uh, quite ready.
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Don't worry. We'll get
these all back to you
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after the testers
look through them.
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M'kay, kids, sorry
for the intrusion.
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Get back to your day. M'kay.
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God dammit!
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I told you guys this
was gonna happen!
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What are we gonna do?!
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There's nothing
we can do. It's over!
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We've lost our unfair advantage.
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That's not what's important.
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If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,
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Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,
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and it's gonna crush her!
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Dude, same. Bebe's
gonna kill me.
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And who's fault
is that, you guys?
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I told you that once you
bring women into things,
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they ruin it just
like they did slavery.
267
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Okay, Eric, could you explain
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exactly how women
ruined slavery?
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No, I can't, because I can't
use ChatGPT anymore
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'cause we got busted!
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Look, maybe...
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Maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.
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It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.
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Cat is out of the bag now!
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This was supposed
to be our thing
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for us to get ahead, but now...
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God dammit, get the out of here!
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M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.
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You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzed
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for using AI writing apps?
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Look, it's just...
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It's really unfair to the kids.
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I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?
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I mean, geez!
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But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,
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we should know?
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Oh, what are people afraid of?
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That AI is gonna
replace real writers?
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That Hollywood is gonna become
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just a bland
recycling of old ideas?
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It already is! AI might help it!
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Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.
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Yes?
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Mr. Mackey,
the technician
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from the school advisory board
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just pulled into
the parking lot.
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Someone here using AI
technology to do their classwork?!
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If there is ChatGPT
being used here,
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I will find it.
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Shadowbane! Fly!
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Uh, hello.
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I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.
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This is one of our
teachers, Mr. Garrison.
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I...
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have been hired by the
Park Country School Board
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to determine if any students
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are using generative AI
technology to do their work.
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Uh, yes, we're excited
to work with you.
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We have a lot of
great students here.
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It only takes one student.
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And then it spreads
like a cancer.
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Come, Shadowbane!
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Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!
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I'm gonna get fired. That's it.
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Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?
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Oh, is it important, Stan?
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'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.
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Yes, it is important.
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You know, when you've
done something wrong,
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sometimes the best thing to do
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is just come out and admit it.
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Okay.
323
00:16:54,507 --> 00:16:58,076
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?
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Clyde told me about it.
325
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I came to you because if they
find something out about me,
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and you punish me,
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it's gonna really hurt Wendy.
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I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.
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I completely understand. You do?
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Sure, I think most
the world does.
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I mean, why does it
matter who uses AI apps?
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It's just like having a
good writer's assistant.
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00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,932
Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.
334
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:22,934
Yeah! I mean,
you're still the one
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taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.
336
00:17:25,404 --> 00:17:27,005
Yeah! So you really don't think
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00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,373
Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPT
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to respond to her texts?
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00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,177
Hold on. People can use it
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00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,945
to respond to other
people's texts?!
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00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:44,622
Rick! That lying piece of shit!
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00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,024
But we were just saying
it was understandable...
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No! This is totally different!
344
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:51,096
Whoever uses it for
messages is a monster!
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00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:55,867
M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.
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They got him!
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00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,129
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.
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Get back! Get back, all of you.
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00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,377
I have the student
isolated inside.
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W-What exactly have you found?
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00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:11,082
We went through
thousands of papers.
352
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,651
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing
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00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:15,386
in this student's phone.
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00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,891
There, you see?
She's going crazy.
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00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,293
Oh, no.
356
00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:27,098
What is going on?
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00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:28,666
Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
358
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,136
The GPT stuff on her
phone didn't come from her.
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00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:33,438
Keep all the children
back, Mackey.
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00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:34,906
We can't let it spread!
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00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:38,043
I will go inside and
get her confession.
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You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.
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No, I haven't. Say it!
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You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.
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00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:05,303
Now humble yourself
before the school!
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00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:07,105
I write my own essays.
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00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,807
I don't know what to do.
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00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,376
I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.
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00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:13,412
Wait. That's it.
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Once upon a time,
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there was a boy named
Stan who lived in South Park.
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Stan loved his
girlfriend very much,
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but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.
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00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:52,050
One day, when
Stan got to school,
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00:19:52,051 --> 00:19:54,219
he was approached
by his best friend.
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00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,254
Dude, did you hear what
happened to your girlfriend?
377
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,589
No, what about her?
378
00:19:57,590 --> 00:19:59,490
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.
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00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,927
Just then, Stan noticed a
commotion down the hallway.
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00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:05,496
This student is going
to jail for cheating.
381
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,199
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
382
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,702
Hold it right there!
383
00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:13,538
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.
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00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,106
It's not their fault.
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00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:16,708
Well, whose fault is it?
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00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,209
I'll tell you who.
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00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,211
It's the giant tech
companies who took open AI,
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00:20:20,212 --> 00:20:22,413
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us
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00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:24,415
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.
390
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,584
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something
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00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,786
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.
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00:20:28,787 --> 00:20:30,722
Or else AI will be
controlled by corporations
393
00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:32,957
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.
394
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,226
Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!
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00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:36,761
We don't want big corporations
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00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:38,630
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.
397
00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,231
We were all taken advantage of,
398
00:20:40,232 --> 00:20:41,699
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand
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00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,801
that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.
400
00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,470
That's right!
401
00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:48,306
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.
402
00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,742
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI
403
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:53,111
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!
404
00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:56,481
M'kay, kids, I think we
can all go home, m'kay?
405
00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:58,149
Everyone was happy,
406
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:01,286
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.
407
00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:02,820
Thanks for saving me, Stan.
408
00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,923
You're welcome, sweetheart.
409
00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:06,557
Class dismissed!
410
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,493
Yay!
411
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:17,568
Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.
412
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,103
Yeah, but...
413
00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:21,272
I'm still really not sure
what just happened.
414
00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:22,807
Well, now at least we
know that sometimes
415
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:24,275
a good ol' thumbs
up from a human
416
00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:26,144
is better than a
machine-generated lie.
417
00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:28,313
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Stan.
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00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:30,248
I love you.
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00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,151
Dude, how did you
pull all that off?
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00:21:33,152 --> 00:21:35,120
ChatGPT, dude.
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