1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 ENJOY ALL VOD IN HIGH QUALITY @ 4KVOD.TV GET LIVE TV,MOVIES,SHOWS IN ONE PACKAGE 2 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:44,102 You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 3 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,037 - What is it? - What happened, Bebe? 4 00:00:46,038 --> 00:00:48,373 Clyde just sent me another text. 5 00:00:48,374 --> 00:00:49,674 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 6 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,309 Oh, what's this one say? 7 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,344 I texted him if he thought about me all the time, 8 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,846 and he texted back, 9 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,547 "It certainly seems like all the time. 10 00:00:56,548 --> 00:00:59,183 It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind. 11 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,618 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! 12 00:01:00,619 --> 00:01:03,187 Doesn't he just send the best texts ever? 13 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,856 - Yeah, he does! - Sure does. 14 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,691 Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know 15 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,693 you're in love with me?" And he said, 16 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,862 "I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you 17 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,230 makes me feel like I'm home 18 00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:14,165 and I can't imagine life without you." 19 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:15,900 -Aw! -That's so sweet! 20 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:17,201 Clyde wrote that? 21 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,669 OMG, Clyde. 22 00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,705 Do you really care about me that much? 23 00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,207 Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy? 24 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,909 No. Every time I send 25 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:27,812 Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji. 26 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:30,348 Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me. 27 00:01:30,349 --> 00:01:31,716 Oh, he's texting back! 28 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:34,018 "Yes, I do care about you that much. 29 00:01:34,019 --> 00:01:36,354 You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you." 30 00:01:36,355 --> 00:01:38,022 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! 31 00:01:38,023 --> 00:01:39,824 He sure is in love with you, Bebe! 32 00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:42,027 He's a Goddamn dream boat! 33 00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:59,377 Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today? 34 00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:02,213 I'm feeling a little insecure about some things. 35 00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,531 Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you? 36 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,867 Sure, bro. Well, um, 37 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:24,602 Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 38 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,804 'cause she thinks I don't care about her. 39 00:02:26,805 --> 00:02:28,573 Uh-huh. 40 00:02:28,574 --> 00:02:30,942 And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts 41 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,610 the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's. 42 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:35,112 So, like... how do you do it? 43 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,715 ChatGPT, dude. 44 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,451 ChatGPT? Yeah, dude, 45 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,420 there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe 46 00:02:42,421 --> 00:02:44,956 to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you. 47 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,425 People use em to write poems, write job applications, 48 00:02:47,426 --> 00:02:48,726 but what they're really good for 49 00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:49,994 is dealing with chicks. 50 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,462 Here. Check it out. 51 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,631 There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone. 52 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,399 So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing 53 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,134 Bebe texted me, I copy it, 54 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,003 then I open the GPT app, 55 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,973 Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write." 56 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,674 It just thinks for a second. 57 00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:05,142 "You would look great with any length of hair! 58 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,577 Trying a new look could be fun." 59 00:03:06,578 --> 00:03:09,347 Copy that into messages and send it off. 60 00:03:09,348 --> 00:03:11,616 It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time 61 00:03:11,617 --> 00:03:13,351 because she texts me so Goddamn much. 62 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,586 Jesus Christ! 63 00:03:15,587 --> 00:03:17,755 "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive." 64 00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:19,991 Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. 65 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,259 Send. There. 66 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,331 All done with her stupid shit. 67 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,699 This is a real app? 68 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,935 It'll completely change your life, bro. 69 00:03:30,936 --> 00:03:33,337 Just, uh... Just don't tell anybody, huh? 70 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,541 If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man. 71 00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:18,849 Keeps me awake thinking back 72 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:28,025 Every letter makes me lose my reason 73 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:31,896 Every word is like your kindest touch 74 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,900 How much I need you 75 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,248 Hello? 76 00:05:24,249 --> 00:05:26,417 Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet. 77 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:27,885 Didn't get what? 78 00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:29,487 You asked me if I wanted 79 00:05:29,488 --> 00:05:31,589 a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans. 80 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:33,224 I said a bedtime story! 81 00:05:33,225 --> 00:05:34,492 Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it. 82 00:05:34,493 --> 00:05:35,960 I'll send it to you right now. 83 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,294 Okay, bye! 84 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:58,616 Okay, children let's take our seats. 85 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:00,317 I've graded your midterm essays, 86 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,320 and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible. 87 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,757 However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with. 88 00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:08,592 There was a really great essay from Clyde 89 00:06:08,593 --> 00:06:10,661 on the "1840s Labor Unions 90 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,863 and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution." 91 00:06:12,864 --> 00:06:14,699 Let's hear it for Clyde, kids! 92 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:16,000 Great work, Clyde. 93 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,703 Thank you. Thank you. 94 00:06:18,704 --> 00:06:21,105 Uh-huh. What? 95 00:06:21,106 --> 00:06:23,841 Someone who never writes good essays, Butters, 96 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:27,011 wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland 97 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,513 and the Changing Provision of Security." 98 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,148 Check plus, Butters! 99 00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:33,217 Oh, uh... thanks. 100 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,986 We also have another student 101 00:06:35,987 --> 00:06:38,122 who wrote a shockingly good paper. 102 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:41,058 This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective 103 00:06:41,059 --> 00:06:44,829 of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman! 104 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:47,064 Ah, yes, thank you, thank you. 105 00:06:49,301 --> 00:06:53,137 And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club. 106 00:06:53,138 --> 00:06:55,906 For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy 107 00:06:55,907 --> 00:06:58,676 About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers." 108 00:06:58,677 --> 00:07:00,377 Let's hear it for Stan! 109 00:07:09,354 --> 00:07:11,222 All right, what the hell is going on?! 110 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,890 You tell me what's going on! 111 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:16,861 Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT! 112 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,696 You guys are using it to write essays, too! 113 00:07:18,697 --> 00:07:20,197 Yes, we are all using it, 114 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:22,166 and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else 115 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,601 because then everyone will start using it 116 00:07:23,602 --> 00:07:25,035 and Mr. Garrison will figure it out! 117 00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:26,904 So who blabbed to Stan? 118 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,206 I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend. 119 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:30,875 God damn it, Clyde! 120 00:07:30,876 --> 00:07:34,278 You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls! 121 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:36,180 You're gonna ruin everything! 122 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:38,048 This can't be open source, you guys! 123 00:07:38,049 --> 00:07:39,850 If everyone starts using ChatGPT, 124 00:07:39,851 --> 00:07:41,787 then we lose our unfair advantage. 125 00:08:07,979 --> 00:08:10,247 Oh, God... damn it. 126 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,065 If they find out that we don't have to work anymore, 127 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,734 then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed! 128 00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:32,636 Who's the one who first found ChatGPT 129 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,104 and thought to use it for essays? 130 00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:35,406 Butters. Right. 131 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,807 But then Butters told me about it, 132 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,475 and I told him not to tell anyone else! 133 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,744 Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde. 134 00:08:40,745 --> 00:08:42,646 That's right. I was a little excited. 135 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,849 You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else! 136 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,284 You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing? 137 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:49,587 Fine. So we're all in it together. 138 00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:52,356 But you guys need to be careful what you use it for. 139 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,091 Because once you bring girls into things, 140 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:55,326 they're gonna ruin it. 141 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,995 Just like slavery. 142 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,435 Ugh. 143 00:09:04,436 --> 00:09:06,704 Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick! 144 00:09:06,705 --> 00:09:08,472 What's the matter? 145 00:09:08,473 --> 00:09:11,308 Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time! 146 00:09:11,309 --> 00:09:13,844 I have to read em' all and comment on each one of them. 147 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,380 Jesus Christ. Something's changed, 148 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:19,116 and now a few of the kids are writing these really long, 149 00:09:19,117 --> 00:09:21,986 detailed essays. I don't know what's going on. 150 00:09:21,987 --> 00:09:23,988 I guess I've taught them really well, 151 00:09:23,989 --> 00:09:25,789 maybe a bit too well. 152 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,491 Uh, yeah... 153 00:09:27,492 --> 00:09:30,361 Have you ever heard of ChatGPT? 154 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:33,130 - ChatGPWhoza what? - The is that? 155 00:09:33,131 --> 00:09:35,532 There's a few apps now, really. But see? 156 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,368 It has AI and takes any subject matter 157 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,702 and can instantly give you 158 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,672 whatever kind of content you want. 159 00:09:41,673 --> 00:09:43,173 Wait a minute... 160 00:09:43,174 --> 00:09:45,876 There's an app that anyone can use 161 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:48,412 that does all the thinking and writing for you? 162 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,914 Yeah. 163 00:09:49,915 --> 00:09:51,916 Well, this is gonna be amazing! 164 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,584 I can use it to grade all my papers, 165 00:09:53,585 --> 00:09:55,653 and no one will ever know! 166 00:09:55,654 --> 00:09:57,154 Uh, yeah, sure. 167 00:09:57,155 --> 00:09:59,056 I'll just type the title of the essay in, 168 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,557 and it'll generate a comment, 169 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,559 and I don't even have to read the stupid things! 170 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,361 Yeah, and then you'll have more free time. 171 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:07,264 Oh, this is great. Thanks so much! 172 00:10:07,265 --> 00:10:10,000 Just got to make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky 173 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:11,535 Oh, and... and, hey, Rick? 174 00:10:11,536 --> 00:10:13,037 Yeah? 175 00:10:13,038 --> 00:10:15,572 Thanks for all the replies to my texts today. 176 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,007 They were really supportive. 177 00:10:17,008 --> 00:10:20,445 Oh. Yeah. Sure thing. 178 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,181 This place is good, right? 179 00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:33,349 Yeah, it's really good. 180 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:34,918 Well, I know it's not much, 181 00:10:34,919 --> 00:10:36,653 but I just wanted to take you out somewhere 182 00:10:36,654 --> 00:10:39,322 to say thanks, Stan. For what? 183 00:10:39,323 --> 00:10:41,090 For stepping up and working on communication 184 00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:42,425 when I asked you to. 185 00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:44,928 Oh, that's cool. 186 00:10:44,929 --> 00:10:46,996 The things we've talked about, Stan, 187 00:10:46,997 --> 00:10:49,065 it's really helping me. 188 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,936 I don't feel so alone and misunderstood. 189 00:10:52,937 --> 00:10:55,371 I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone 190 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:58,841 what happened to me when I was six. 191 00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:00,576 Yeah. And... 192 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,746 everything you had to say about it was just right. 193 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,817 It really changed the way I think about the whole thing. 194 00:11:07,952 --> 00:11:09,552 Yeah. 195 00:11:09,553 --> 00:11:13,256 And when you said the same thing happened to you, I... 196 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,624 I couldn't believe it. 197 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:17,627 Were you at home when it happened? 198 00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:19,562 Yep. But you're right. 199 00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:21,297 We can't dwell on those things. 200 00:11:21,298 --> 00:11:23,132 You're right about a lot of stuff. 201 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,069 There was just that one thing I don't understand. 202 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:28,571 About the boating accident in Switzerland? 203 00:11:28,572 --> 00:11:30,974 The boating accident in Switzerland... 204 00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:33,309 was tough. 205 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,944 I thought you said it was great. 206 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:38,314 It was great. And very tough. 207 00:11:38,315 --> 00:11:42,251 But how did it cause the thing with your cousin? 208 00:11:42,252 --> 00:11:43,753 Oh, shit. What time is it? 209 00:11:43,754 --> 00:11:45,221 It's a little after 4:00. 210 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:46,656 Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home 211 00:11:46,657 --> 00:11:47,890 right at a little after 4:00. 212 00:11:47,891 --> 00:11:49,726 Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going. 213 00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:52,495 No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too. 214 00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:53,664 Okay, cool. 215 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,101 Thank you so much, Stan. 216 00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:02,272 Thank you for being the only real thing in my life. 217 00:12:09,079 --> 00:12:10,647 Shit. 218 00:12:12,282 --> 00:12:14,751 "Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song. 219 00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:17,787 A melody stuck in my head so long. 220 00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:20,690 I can't help but smile when I hear it said... 221 00:12:20,691 --> 00:12:23,126 Bebe, the name always in my head." 222 00:12:23,127 --> 00:12:25,495 Oh, God, so obvious. 223 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:28,431 "I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe. 224 00:12:28,432 --> 00:12:31,367 In South Park or anywhere that maybay. 225 00:12:31,368 --> 00:12:33,036 Talking, laughing, just being together." 226 00:12:34,638 --> 00:12:36,118 "In a dream I hope will last forever." 227 00:12:36,774 --> 00:12:38,608 Excuse me, Mr. Garrison? 228 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,377 Mr. Garrison?! 229 00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:42,979 Oh, yeah. What? 230 00:12:42,980 --> 00:12:45,615 I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick. 231 00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:48,551 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead. 232 00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:52,321 M'kay, kids, I need to discuss a very serious matter. 233 00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:55,558 There is a rumor going around that someone at this school 234 00:12:55,559 --> 00:13:00,196 is using open AI technology to do their work. 235 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,705 Well, that's crazy! Who would do that? 236 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,341 Now, I know that everyone at this school is honest, 237 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:14,377 hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't... 238 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:17,180 Wouldn't even want to use this "ChatGBD." 239 00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:19,315 ChatGPT! 240 00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,484 Oh, m'kay, but the school board 241 00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:23,419 has decided to call in a company 242 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:25,755 that can detect AI in schoolwork 243 00:13:25,756 --> 00:13:28,391 and make sure nobody here is cheating. 244 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,326 They... They are gonna what? 245 00:13:30,327 --> 00:13:33,229 So we're just gonna collect all the school work that we can... 246 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,530 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 247 00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:35,698 And we are gonna have them analyzed 248 00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:37,533 for any AI contributions, m'kay? 249 00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,435 Well, those are... those aren't, uh, quite ready. 250 00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:40,837 Don't worry. We'll get these all back to you 251 00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:42,505 after the testers look through them. 252 00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:44,073 M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion. 253 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,909 Get back to your day. M'kay. 254 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,278 God dammit! 255 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:50,713 I told you guys this was gonna happen! 256 00:13:50,714 --> 00:13:51,948 What are we gonna do?! 257 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:53,549 There's nothing we can do. It's over! 258 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:54,851 We've lost our unfair advantage. 259 00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:56,385 That's not what's important. 260 00:13:56,386 --> 00:13:58,087 If they find out I've been using open AI for class, 261 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,789 Wendy's gonna know I've been using it with her, 262 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,257 and it's gonna crush her! 263 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,292 Dude, same. Bebe's gonna kill me. 264 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,961 And who's fault is that, you guys? 265 00:14:04,962 --> 00:14:06,796 I told you that once you bring women into things, 266 00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:09,098 they ruin it just like they did slavery. 267 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,366 Okay, Eric, could you explain 268 00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,101 exactly how women ruined slavery? 269 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,604 No, I can't, because I can't use ChatGPT anymore 270 00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:15,705 'cause we got busted! 271 00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,240 Look, maybe... 272 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,642 Maybe this AI-detection technology won't work. 273 00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:21,377 It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. 274 00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,979 Cat is out of the bag now! 275 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,280 This was supposed to be our thing 276 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,583 for us to get ahead, but now... 277 00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:31,155 God dammit, get the out of here! 278 00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,559 M'kay, I'm just a little confused. 279 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,829 You think we shouldn't have the kids' schoolwork analyzed 280 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,831 for using AI writing apps? 281 00:14:41,832 --> 00:14:43,399 Look, it's just... 282 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,234 It's really unfair to the kids. 283 00:14:45,235 --> 00:14:47,670 I mean, what are we saying? That we don't trust them? 284 00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:49,472 I mean, geez! 285 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,742 But don't you think if kids aren't writing their own papers, 286 00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:54,010 we should know? 287 00:14:54,011 --> 00:14:55,845 Oh, what are people afraid of? 288 00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:58,147 That AI is gonna replace real writers? 289 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,415 That Hollywood is gonna become 290 00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:01,684 just a bland recycling of old ideas? 291 00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:04,187 It already is! AI might help it! 292 00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:06,489 Well, I don't know what you want me to do. 293 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,090 Yes? 294 00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,659 Mr. Mackey, the technician 295 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,160 from the school advisory board 296 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:13,230 just pulled into the parking lot. 297 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:30,314 Someone here using AI technology to do their classwork?! 298 00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:34,383 If there is ChatGPT being used here, 299 00:15:34,384 --> 00:15:36,052 I will find it. 300 00:15:36,053 --> 00:15:37,720 Shadowbane! Fly! 301 00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,966 Uh, hello. 302 00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,701 I'm the counselor here at South Park Elementary. 303 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:55,071 This is one of our teachers, Mr. Garrison. 304 00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,839 I... 305 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,041 have been hired by the Park Country School Board 306 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,810 to determine if any students 307 00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:05,314 are using generative AI technology to do their work. 308 00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:07,850 Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you. 309 00:16:07,851 --> 00:16:09,485 We have a lot of great students here. 310 00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:14,824 It only takes one student. 311 00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:18,128 And then it spreads like a cancer. 312 00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,430 Come, Shadowbane! 313 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:24,734 Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater! 314 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,921 I'm gonna get fired. That's it. 315 00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:39,624 Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you? 316 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,126 Oh, is it important, Stan? 317 00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:43,628 'Cause I'm kinda dealing with some stuff right now. 318 00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,530 Yes, it is important. 319 00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:48,867 You know, when you've done something wrong, 320 00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:50,001 sometimes the best thing to do 321 00:16:50,002 --> 00:16:52,337 is just come out and admit it. 322 00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:54,506 Okay. 323 00:16:54,507 --> 00:16:58,076 Okay, you're right. How did you find out? 324 00:16:58,077 --> 00:16:59,978 Clyde told me about it. 325 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:03,014 I came to you because if they find something out about me, 326 00:17:03,015 --> 00:17:04,315 and you punish me, 327 00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,418 it's gonna really hurt Wendy. 328 00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:08,887 I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan. 329 00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:11,389 I completely understand. You do? 330 00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,758 Sure, I think most the world does. 331 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,327 I mean, why does it matter who uses AI apps? 332 00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:19,164 It's just like having a good writer's assistant. 333 00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,932 Yeah, like a good writer's assistant. 334 00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:22,934 Yeah! I mean, you're still the one 335 00:17:22,935 --> 00:17:25,403 taking the time to, like, push the buttons and stuff. 336 00:17:25,404 --> 00:17:27,005 Yeah! So you really don't think 337 00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,373 Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT 338 00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:30,341 to respond to her texts? 339 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,177 Hold on. People can use it 340 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:33,945 to respond to other people's texts?! 341 00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:44,622 Rick! That lying piece of shit! 342 00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,024 But we were just saying it was understandable... 343 00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:48,026 No! This is totally different! 344 00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:51,096 Whoever uses it for messages is a monster! 345 00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:55,867 M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm. 346 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,368 They got him! 347 00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,129 They found the kid that's been using AI apps. 348 00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:03,708 Get back! Get back, all of you. 349 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,377 I have the student isolated inside. 350 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,080 W-What exactly have you found? 351 00:18:09,081 --> 00:18:11,082 We went through thousands of papers. 352 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,651 But then Shadowbane detected Chatbot writing 353 00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:15,386 in this student's phone. 354 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:19,891 There, you see? She's going crazy. 355 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,293 Oh, no. 356 00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:27,098 What is going on? 357 00:18:27,099 --> 00:18:28,666 Oh, God. No, no, no, no. 358 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:31,136 The GPT stuff on her phone didn't come from her. 359 00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:33,438 Keep all the children back, Mackey. 360 00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:34,906 We can't let it spread! 361 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:38,043 I will go inside and get her confession. 362 00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:58,763 You have been cheating on your schoolwork. 363 00:18:58,764 --> 00:19:00,532 No, I haven't. Say it! 364 00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,967 You have used ChatGPT to write your essays for you. 365 00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:05,303 Now humble yourself before the school! 366 00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:07,105 I write my own essays. 367 00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,807 I don't know what to do. 368 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:11,376 I'm not creative enough to think of a way out of this. 369 00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:13,412 Wait. That's it. 370 00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:41,573 Once upon a time, 371 00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:44,676 there was a boy named Stan who lived in South Park. 372 00:19:44,677 --> 00:19:46,978 Stan loved his girlfriend very much, 373 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:50,048 but lately he hadn't been truthful with her. 374 00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:52,050 One day, when Stan got to school, 375 00:19:52,051 --> 00:19:54,219 he was approached by his best friend. 376 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,254 Dude, did you hear what happened to your girlfriend? 377 00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,589 No, what about her? 378 00:19:57,590 --> 00:19:59,490 Dude, she got caught cheating on her essay. 379 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,927 Just then, Stan noticed a commotion down the hallway. 380 00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:05,496 This student is going to jail for cheating. 381 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,199 Drugs are bad, m'kay? 382 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,702 Hold it right there! 383 00:20:10,703 --> 00:20:13,538 Look, everyone, we can't blame people who are using ChatGPT. 384 00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,106 It's not their fault. 385 00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:16,708 Well, whose fault is it? 386 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,209 I'll tell you who. 387 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,211 It's the giant tech companies who took open AI, 388 00:20:20,212 --> 00:20:22,413 packaged it, monetized it, and pushed it out to all of us 389 00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:24,415 as fast as they could in order to get ahead. 390 00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,584 Open AI is so powerful that it has to be something 391 00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,786 that everyone can use, control, and contribute to. 392 00:20:28,787 --> 00:20:30,722 Or else AI will be controlled by corporations 393 00:20:30,723 --> 00:20:32,957 who just want an unfair advantage like Cartman does. 394 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,226 Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew! 395 00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:36,761 We don't want big corporations 396 00:20:36,762 --> 00:20:38,630 deciding what's ethical and acceptable for AI. 397 00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,231 We were all taken advantage of, 398 00:20:40,232 --> 00:20:41,699 and that's why my girlfriend would totally understand 399 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,801 that I used ChatGPT to respond to her texts. 400 00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,470 That's right! 401 00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:48,306 Well, I guess we can let you go now, ma'am. 402 00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,742 I will find these tech companies who are trying to use open AI 403 00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:53,111 for their own gains, and I will stop them! 404 00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:56,481 M'kay, kids, I think we can all go home, m'kay? 405 00:20:56,482 --> 00:20:58,149 Everyone was happy, 406 00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:01,286 and Stan's girlfriend completely forgave him. 407 00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:02,820 Thanks for saving me, Stan. 408 00:21:02,821 --> 00:21:04,923 You're welcome, sweetheart. 409 00:21:04,924 --> 00:21:06,557 Class dismissed! 410 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,493 Yay! 411 00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:17,568 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. 412 00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,103 Yeah, but... 413 00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:21,272 I'm still really not sure what just happened. 414 00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:22,807 Well, now at least we know that sometimes 415 00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:24,275 a good ol' thumbs up from a human 416 00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:26,144 is better than a machine-generated lie. 417 00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:28,313 Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan. 418 00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:30,248 I love you. 419 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,151 Dude, how did you pull all that off? 420 00:21:33,152 --> 00:21:35,120 ChatGPT, dude. 421 00:22:02,423 --> 00:22:10,423 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 421 00:22:11,305 --> 00:23:11,292 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today