1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 2 00:00:38,731 --> 00:00:41,032 - Hey, Rick! 3 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:42,667 - Oh. Hey, Herb. 4 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,803 - So, you know what this week is, right? 5 00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:47,805 - Um, is it Easter? 6 00:00:47,806 --> 00:00:50,375 - No, it's my spring break! 7 00:00:50,376 --> 00:00:52,543 No school for seven days! 8 00:00:52,544 --> 00:00:54,779 And guess what? Go pack your things 9 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:57,982 because you and I are going on a big, romantic trip! 10 00:00:57,983 --> 00:00:59,283 - Really? 11 00:00:59,284 --> 00:01:01,119 - I just came from the travel agent. 12 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,587 We're gonna spend five nights 13 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:05,724 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. 14 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,426 - Oh. 15 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:11,262 - Well, what's the matter? - Myrtle Beach? Really? 16 00:01:11,263 --> 00:01:13,564 We all know what goes on down there. 17 00:01:13,565 --> 00:01:16,001 I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you. 18 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:19,604 - Rick, I don't wanna go down there to rage. 19 00:01:19,605 --> 00:01:22,607 I just wanna sit on a beach with you and watch the sunset. 20 00:01:22,608 --> 00:01:25,543 - Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are? 21 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,312 - I don't wanna go into one of those places. 22 00:01:28,313 --> 00:01:29,947 I don't think they even exist anymore. 23 00:01:29,948 --> 00:01:32,483 Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick? 24 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:34,952 - You don't even wanna go into one of those places? 25 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,387 - Rick, I'm a little old for that. 26 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,623 It'd be pretty pathetic if I did. 27 00:01:38,624 --> 00:01:40,091 - Well... 28 00:01:40,092 --> 00:01:41,859 Okay. - Ohh, Rick! 29 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,327 We're gonna have the best time! 30 00:01:43,328 --> 00:01:44,896 I can't wait to spoil you. 31 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,497 - I really do need a vacation. 32 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:50,736 - Oh, we're gonna have the best spring break of anyone! 33 00:01:51,503 --> 00:01:54,138 - All right, guys. You sure you packed everything? 34 00:01:54,139 --> 00:01:55,773 - Yeah, that should be all of it. 35 00:01:55,774 --> 00:01:58,476 - Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip. 36 00:01:58,477 --> 00:02:00,411 - I still feel bad, us going on a trip 37 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,180 while you and Stan stay home. 38 00:02:02,181 --> 00:02:03,581 - You guys have fun in Santa Fe. 39 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,850 We're gonna do some dad and son stuff. 40 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:07,051 Goodbye, Shelley! 41 00:02:07,052 --> 00:02:09,755 Have fun! I'll miss you! 42 00:02:10,522 --> 00:02:12,723 - There should be food enough to last you the week. 43 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:15,059 - Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine. 44 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:17,061 - Bye, Stan! Love you! - Love you, Mom! 45 00:02:17,062 --> 00:02:20,132 - Okay, guys, be safe. - Bye! 46 00:02:24,036 --> 00:02:26,237 Aww, jeah! 47 00:02:26,238 --> 00:02:28,739 Bitches are gone! 48 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:31,642 Spring break! Spring break! Spring break! 49 00:02:31,643 --> 00:02:33,644 This is gonna be the best spring break ever. 50 00:02:33,645 --> 00:02:35,614 They're gonna be gone the whole week! 51 00:02:36,748 --> 00:02:39,116 Bro, what are you doing? 52 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,885 - I'm painting miniatures. 53 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:42,453 - Painting min... 54 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,155 Dude, do you not understand? 55 00:02:44,156 --> 00:02:45,890 Your mom and Shelley are gone. 56 00:02:45,891 --> 00:02:49,026 We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules. 57 00:02:49,027 --> 00:02:50,127 - Whatever I want? 58 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,195 - Yeah, dude! 59 00:02:51,196 --> 00:02:52,497 That's what this is all about. 60 00:02:52,498 --> 00:02:54,632 Let's do some spring break shit! 61 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,000 - Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over 62 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,502 to do "40k" all week? 63 00:02:57,503 --> 00:02:59,237 - Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k." 64 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:00,304 What is that? 65 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,806 - You don't know "Warhammer 40k"? 66 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,141 - Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course. 67 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,510 I'm down. Let's do it. 68 00:03:05,511 --> 00:03:07,144 - Really? All week? - Yeah, dude! 69 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,312 You're old enough. 70 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,548 - Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien! 71 00:03:19,124 --> 00:03:20,892 - Oh, Rick. 72 00:03:20,893 --> 00:03:23,828 Isn't this nice? This place is incredible. 73 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:25,363 - Yeah, it's really nice. 74 00:03:25,364 --> 00:03:27,365 I just don't know if I deserve all this. 75 00:03:27,366 --> 00:03:29,166 - You do deserve it, Rick. 76 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,269 You've made me really happy. 77 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:32,770 Are you almost done? 78 00:03:32,771 --> 00:03:35,806 - Yeah, all done. Here you go. 79 00:03:35,807 --> 00:03:38,610 - Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are. 80 00:03:40,379 --> 00:03:43,314 Oh, that salt water air is just so good. 81 00:03:43,315 --> 00:03:44,815 Can't wait to try some Southern food. 82 00:03:44,816 --> 00:03:47,418 You hungry? - Yeah, sure. I could eat. 83 00:03:47,419 --> 00:03:49,353 - A lot of things are different here in the South. 84 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,955 Kinda hard to figure out what's good. 85 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:52,456 Yeah, all the stores 86 00:03:52,457 --> 00:03:54,158 and restaurants here aren't like Colorado. 87 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:55,793 It's almost like another culture. 88 00:03:57,162 --> 00:03:58,162 Herb? 89 00:03:59,331 --> 00:04:00,732 Herb? 90 00:04:06,004 --> 00:04:07,972 Oh, no. - Geez. 91 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:09,640 It's still here. 92 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:15,846 - You said you wouldn't go into one of these places. 93 00:04:15,847 --> 00:04:18,049 - I don't wanna go in. I just... 94 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,151 can't believe some of these places are still here. 95 00:04:20,152 --> 00:04:22,386 - Whoa! Look who's here! 96 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,288 What are you doing in town? 97 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:26,457 - Oh, I'm just on vacation. 98 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:27,692 This is Rick. 99 00:04:27,693 --> 00:04:29,160 - Well, do you wanna come inside 100 00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:30,328 and rally a little bit? 101 00:04:30,329 --> 00:04:32,430 - Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore. 102 00:04:32,431 --> 00:04:34,265 - You sure? Everyone would love 103 00:04:34,266 --> 00:04:35,466 to rally with you again. 104 00:04:35,467 --> 00:04:37,501 - I'm sure. I don't need to rally. 105 00:04:37,502 --> 00:04:39,470 I'm just here to relax. Take care. 106 00:04:39,471 --> 00:04:41,606 - Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here! 107 00:04:41,607 --> 00:04:43,140 America number one! 108 00:04:43,141 --> 00:04:45,309 - Number one, yep. 109 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,779 Some people, huh? Geez. 110 00:04:50,716 --> 00:04:53,451 - Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad 111 00:04:53,452 --> 00:04:55,419 attack your Stormhawk Interceptor. 112 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,121 - Okay, that has a toughness of 7 113 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:59,023 and a -1 to your hit rolls. 114 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,793 - Okay, so that's three, four, five hits. 115 00:05:02,794 --> 00:05:04,829 - Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+. 116 00:05:04,830 --> 00:05:06,597 What in the actual 117 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,265 are you guys doing? 118 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,700 - We're playing "40k." 119 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:12,603 - You guys have wasted another day of spring break 120 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:15,439 with this stupid shit. 121 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,476 - Do you guys know what spring break is about? 122 00:05:18,477 --> 00:05:21,445 Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling. 123 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,214 Don't you wanna get some bitches over here? 124 00:05:23,215 --> 00:05:25,383 - I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone? 125 00:05:25,384 --> 00:05:26,751 - I'm happy the bitches are gone 126 00:05:26,752 --> 00:05:28,486 so we can have bitches over! 127 00:05:28,487 --> 00:05:30,855 Spring break is dude time. 128 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:32,490 But you know what, 129 00:05:32,491 --> 00:05:34,559 today's society has ruined it all. 130 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:39,363 They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys. 131 00:05:39,364 --> 00:05:44,102 Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic. 132 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:47,438 No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys, 133 00:05:47,439 --> 00:05:49,874 you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender. 134 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,643 - Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit 135 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,711 within six inches of Celestine, 136 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:55,614 so they have a +6 save. 137 00:05:56,782 --> 00:05:58,182 - My God. 138 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:01,018 What are we going to do? 139 00:06:08,393 --> 00:06:10,327 - I'm going to sleep. 140 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,063 I'm gonna go to sleep now. 141 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:17,268 - Here I go... to sleep. 142 00:06:19,905 --> 00:06:21,473 Rick? 143 00:06:57,008 --> 00:06:59,610 - Can I help you find any... oh, my God! 144 00:06:59,611 --> 00:07:01,011 Sir, you're back! 145 00:07:01,012 --> 00:07:02,580 - Yeah, just browsing. 146 00:07:02,581 --> 00:07:04,815 - You guys, it's him! He's here! 147 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:06,096 - Oh, wow, it is him! - It's him? 148 00:07:07,185 --> 00:07:08,385 - Is that really you? 149 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,754 - What are you doing here? 150 00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:11,322 - Could I get a selfie with you? 151 00:07:11,323 --> 00:07:13,290 - Hey, uh, since you're here, 152 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,592 you wanna rally a little bit? 153 00:07:14,593 --> 00:07:16,327 - No, no. I can't rally 154 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:18,829 I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking around. 155 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,998 - Oh, come on. When are you gonna be here again? 156 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:22,233 Live a little! 157 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,502 - Well, maybe I could do just a little bit. 158 00:07:24,503 --> 00:07:26,303 I mean, wha... 159 00:07:26,304 --> 00:07:29,340 What the hell is up with all these Mexicans? Huh? 160 00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:33,711 Yeah! I mean... I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks 161 00:07:33,712 --> 00:07:35,479 immigrants are made of gold or something. 162 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,882 Piece of shit! 163 00:07:37,883 --> 00:07:40,018 Yeah! Yeah! 164 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:47,558 Hey, Steven. You know your son's 165 00:07:47,559 --> 00:07:49,326 been over at my house for spring break? 166 00:07:49,327 --> 00:07:51,028 - Yeah, of course I know. 167 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:53,597 - Well, you should see what they're doing, 168 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,500 'cause it's a little hrrrp. 169 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:57,935 - Well... well, what are they doing? 170 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,538 - Look, I just think we better talk with our boys 171 00:08:00,539 --> 00:08:02,907 to counteract all the ways in which society 172 00:08:02,908 --> 00:08:05,810 has been pathologizing masculinity. 173 00:08:05,811 --> 00:08:08,045 I mean, you went balls-out on spring break, right? 174 00:08:08,046 --> 00:08:10,748 Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff? 175 00:08:10,749 --> 00:08:12,850 - Mm, no I didn't. 176 00:08:12,851 --> 00:08:14,852 - Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed 177 00:08:14,853 --> 00:08:16,520 of being a guy, right? 178 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:17,855 Like, you went out to the lake 179 00:08:17,856 --> 00:08:20,157 and tried to play grab ass with girls, right? 180 00:08:20,158 --> 00:08:22,960 - No, I did not. 181 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,696 - Why... why are you saying that? 182 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:28,365 Why are you making those words with your mouth? 183 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:30,734 - Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the boys? 184 00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:32,937 - Ohh, right. 185 00:08:32,938 --> 00:08:35,005 Sorry... sorry, yeah, everything's great. 186 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:37,641 They're playing a little table miniatures game. 187 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,877 It's great. 188 00:08:39,878 --> 00:08:42,413 Just, uh, came to let you know they're good. 189 00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:43,480 Don't worry. 190 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,550 I'm gonna take care of it. 191 00:08:46,918 --> 00:08:48,219 - I'll tell you what else. 192 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:50,254 This whole situation in the Ukraine, 193 00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:52,189 that wouldn't be happening on my watch. 194 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,927 The problem is now we all have a president who's afraid. 195 00:08:56,928 --> 00:09:00,030 And that's why Joe and the ho have got to go! 196 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,267 And I'll tell you another thing. 197 00:09:03,268 --> 00:09:04,970 It's... oh, hang on a second. 198 00:09:06,471 --> 00:09:07,738 Oh, crap. 199 00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:09,240 Ho... hold on a second, everybody. 200 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:11,208 Uh... 201 00:09:13,545 --> 00:09:15,512 Oh, hey, Rick! 202 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,714 - Where are you? 203 00:09:16,715 --> 00:09:18,015 - I couldn't sleep, Rick. 204 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,450 I was just tossing and turning 205 00:09:19,451 --> 00:09:20,751 and I didn't wanna wake you up, 206 00:09:20,752 --> 00:09:23,120 so I decided to come out and buy some sunscreen 207 00:09:23,121 --> 00:09:24,755 and stuff for our beach day tomorrow. 208 00:09:24,756 --> 00:09:26,657 - Oh, okay. 209 00:09:26,658 --> 00:09:29,059 I got scared that you were out rallying. 210 00:09:29,060 --> 00:09:31,462 - Ohh, geez, well, that's silly. 211 00:09:31,463 --> 00:09:33,631 Last thing I wanna do is rally. 212 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,032 Listen up... Get back to sleep, Rick. 213 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,567 I'll... I'll be right home, okay? 214 00:09:36,568 --> 00:09:38,969 - Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye. 215 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,905 Bye-bye. 216 00:09:40,906 --> 00:09:42,373 Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody. 217 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,774 I need to get going. 218 00:09:43,775 --> 00:09:45,476 - Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little bit more. 219 00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:46,777 - No, I really can't. 220 00:09:46,778 --> 00:09:48,747 - Just a few more minutes. Come on! 221 00:09:49,648 --> 00:09:52,750 - All right, I guess I can rally just a little bit longer. 222 00:09:52,751 --> 00:09:54,585 I mean, after all, I am here for you. 223 00:09:54,586 --> 00:09:56,787 I am your warrior! 224 00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:58,322 Liberal left! 225 00:09:58,323 --> 00:09:59,924 Hunter Biden laptop! 226 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,862 Yeah! Yeah! 227 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,481 Uh... 228 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,817 Ugh. Oh, geez. 229 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,819 - Herb? Herb, you gotta get up. 230 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,888 We're gonna miss our whole beach day. 231 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,757 - Oh, it's... it's just the time change, Rick. 232 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,992 You enjoy the beach. 233 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,528 I just gotta sleep a little longer. 234 00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:30,030 - Okay. 235 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:49,916 Dude, it's so awesome being able 236 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,150 to leave "Warhammer" set up all night 237 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,385 and come back to it in the morning. 238 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,253 - I know, it's great. 239 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,223 - Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do? 240 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,292 - What do you mean? - I mean the cops are here. 241 00:10:59,293 --> 00:11:00,961 What did you guys do? 242 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,564 - We're just continuing our game of "40k" from last night. 243 00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:05,965 - Okay, you guys, just stop 244 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,201 'cause the police wanna ask you some questions. 245 00:11:08,202 --> 00:11:09,535 Come on in, officers. 246 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,504 Hello, gentlemen. 247 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,772 Hands up. 248 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,141 - We heard somebody in here's been bad. 249 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,810 - Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble. 250 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,679 You better read 'em their rights. 251 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,347 - Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models. 252 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,615 We spent a long time on this. 253 00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:23,916 - Stan, stop with that shit. 254 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,251 Come on, get into it. 255 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,386 Wet t-shirt contest! 256 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,021 Hey, what the? 257 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,457 - What? - Hey, you guy! 258 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,125 You do not harass the ladies! 259 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,361 - Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes. 260 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,663 You wanna talk, big man? Huh? 261 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,398 You wanna be big man? 262 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,766 - Whoa, whoa, okay. I... 263 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,269 I think I need to explain something to you, okay? 264 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,504 Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages 265 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,673 that the liberal left is putting out to young men 266 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:50,476 about their male instincts being toxic. 267 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,844 The you talking? 268 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,379 - You know, I'm trying to show my son 269 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,381 and his nerdy little friend what a real party is 270 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,550 'cause society wants them to be ashamed 271 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,685 of their masculine natures. 272 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,088 - You want real party? - Yeah! 273 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,557 Truth is, I got a whole barn full of weed. 274 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,628 - I will call some friends. 275 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,635 - The person you are trying to reach 276 00:12:15,636 --> 00:12:17,136 cannot be located. 277 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,405 Please leave a message. 278 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,706 - Where are you? 279 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,675 I got back from the beach and you were gone. 280 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,177 Please pick up. 281 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,160 Excuse me. Excuse me. 282 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,300 - And we're gonna take Georgia, 283 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:50,102 and... and we're gonna take Arizona this time! 284 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,140 And when I say we're gonna take Arizona in the election, 285 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,808 I... I mean we're gonna take it again. 286 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:58,110 'cause we all know I won it last time, too! 287 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,845 Oh. 288 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,381 Oh. Hey, everybody. 289 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,683 This is Rick. 290 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,457 Rick! Rick, will you just wait! 291 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,625 - You know it's 2:00 in the morning? 292 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:15,428 I was alone at the hotel while you were out rallying! 293 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:18,230 - I just wanted to rally for a little bit. 294 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,733 - Yeah, you really look like you just rallied a little bit. 295 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,069 - I got a text that Tucker was in town, 296 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,438 and I just wanted to go rally for a little bit. 297 00:13:25,439 --> 00:13:28,007 - You really think those people care about you, Herb? 298 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,810 They don't. They just wanna do that. 299 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,646 - Rick, I got it out of my system now. 300 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:35,114 We can still have a great vacation. 301 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,782 Let's just start over tomorrow. 302 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,517 Okay? 303 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,363 - Right, all right, let's do this! 304 00:13:50,364 --> 00:13:51,430 Okay, you ready? 305 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,899 Three, two, one. Go! 306 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,169 Check it out, guys! 307 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,205 Ahh! 308 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,573 Huh? Whoa! 309 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,212 - Sir, do you think you can walk? 310 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,114 No, I don't think so. 311 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,383 - Sir, we think you've had too much to drink, 312 00:14:10,384 --> 00:14:12,251 and we should probably take you to the hospital. 313 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,253 - No, I can't. I have to stay here 314 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,021 'cause I'm in charge of my son. 315 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,357 Today's woke culture has vilified his manhood 316 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,192 and made him ashamed of himself. 317 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,895 - Okay, sir, but it appears you have a broken arm 318 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,497 and several fractured ribs. 319 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:26,132 - Yeah, but I can't leave 320 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,501 because my son's natural instincts are being suppressed 321 00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:30,703 and it's leading to behavioral problems. 322 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,238 You see the shit he's doing? 323 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,775 He's over there playing with dolls. 324 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,284 - It's pretty good fondue, right? 325 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,620 - We should probably just go back to the hotel. 326 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,555 You've got the shakes from rallying all night. 327 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,425 - No, no, Rick. This is our vacation. 328 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,959 I want us to have a nice 329 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,861 romantic lunch. 330 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,063 - Maybe we should just go back to Colorado. 331 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,000 - No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you. 332 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,501 I don't wanna rally anymore. 333 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,103 There's just a lot of people out there 334 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,172 who won't let it go, you know? 335 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,807 - Yes, and you can't be around them. 336 00:15:07,808 --> 00:15:09,775 - I know, I know. 337 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,277 Let me just... 338 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,946 Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better. 339 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,149 - Okay, go throw up, Herb. 340 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,627 Oh, God. 341 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,729 Come on, just stop. Stop. 342 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,231 The country is fine. 343 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,899 You have better things to do. 344 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,756 Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah! 345 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,326 We're gonna get abortion rights thrown the hell out 346 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,229 so those dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions! 347 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,197 - Yeah! Oh, yeah, man! 348 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,466 - We're gonna get those Black Lives Matter protestors 349 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,368 off the streets with a fire hose! 350 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,704 - Yeah, America! - Yeah! 351 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:12,838 Rick! 352 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,908 You. 353 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,511 - Well, to hell with you! 354 00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,079 Nobody controls me! 355 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,250 - Yeah! - Yeah! America! Yeah! 356 00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:36,746 - Can I help you? 357 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,514 - We've had some complaints about a party 358 00:16:38,515 --> 00:16:40,549 that's been going on for three days here. 359 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:41,851 - Hey, what's going on? 360 00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:45,955 All right, guys, who ordered the stripper? 361 00:16:45,956 --> 00:16:47,957 - Can we come in and look around, sir? 362 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:50,026 - Oh, yeah! Come on in. 363 00:16:50,027 --> 00:16:52,094 Honk honk! 364 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,429 - All right, get down on the ground! 365 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,331 - Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay. 366 00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:56,899 I'm just helping my boy 367 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,401 through the media assault on manliness. 368 00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:01,737 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 369 00:17:01,738 --> 00:17:03,239 - I need to see some ID, sir. 370 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:06,242 - Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan! 371 00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:08,177 Yeah? 372 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:10,579 - Can you get my wallet from the upstairs? 373 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,782 - Yeah, soon as we're done with this psyker phase. 374 00:17:12,783 --> 00:17:14,150 I have five psyker units. 375 00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:16,453 - Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 376 00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:20,623 - Hey! Freeze! You, right there! 377 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,793 - That's Alonzo Fineski, the Romanian sex trafficker! 378 00:17:23,794 --> 00:17:25,094 You, big man! 379 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,699 - Ahh! Oh, my God! 380 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,500 Ahh! 381 00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:37,373 Stan? Stan? 382 00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:48,117 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, 383 00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:50,052 here he is, 384 00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:52,455 the once and future president 385 00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,357 of the United States of America! 386 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,999 - Thank you. I am here today 387 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,102 for those who have been wronged. 388 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,873 For those who have been betrayed. 389 00:18:10,874 --> 00:18:13,275 And let me tell you 390 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:17,113 that nobody in this country has been betrayed more 391 00:18:17,114 --> 00:18:19,382 than my Ricky Rick. 392 00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:21,317 Huh? What? 393 00:18:21,318 --> 00:18:25,020 - Rick, I am so sorry. 394 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,722 And if you are out there, 395 00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:29,658 I want you to know that I love you. 396 00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:31,794 You are the only thing that keeps me from doing 397 00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:34,263 all this stupid stuff. 398 00:18:34,264 --> 00:18:37,133 When I met you, I felt in control of myself 399 00:18:37,134 --> 00:18:39,001 for the first time. 400 00:18:39,002 --> 00:18:42,905 There has never been anyone who calmed me down more 401 00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:46,008 than my little Ricky Bear. 402 00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:48,110 You are my boo. 403 00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:51,947 - Did he just say that Rick is his boo? 404 00:18:51,948 --> 00:18:56,152 - The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone. 405 00:18:56,153 --> 00:19:01,223 We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone. 406 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,193 I realize now how broken I am 407 00:19:04,194 --> 00:19:08,864 without that person who keeps me from destroying myself. 408 00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:10,433 - Sh-Sharon? 409 00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:14,203 - And all I've ever done was take you for granted 410 00:19:14,204 --> 00:19:16,872 and wished I wasn't being controlled. 411 00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:19,809 Hi, Sharon. 412 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,878 Will you please come home? 413 00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,449 - Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you. 414 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,051 I don't deserve another chance. 415 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,853 You have been wronged. 416 00:19:30,854 --> 00:19:33,088 You have been betrayed. 417 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:38,495 And the only person who deserves retribution is me. 418 00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:43,566 I know you all really want to rally and rage, but... 419 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:46,635 the only thing I have to say is... 420 00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:50,940 is that I love Rick. 421 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:55,611 I love Rick! I love Rick! 422 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,980 I love Rick. 423 00:19:57,981 --> 00:19:59,915 I love Rick. 424 00:19:59,916 --> 00:20:04,453 I love Rick! I love Rick! 425 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,589 I love Rick! 426 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:08,324 I love Rick! - I love you, Rick! 427 00:20:08,325 --> 00:20:11,427 I love Rick! I love Rick! 428 00:20:11,428 --> 00:20:13,562 I love Rick! - Yeah! 429 00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:16,198 I love Rick! 430 00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:18,400 I love Rick! I love Rick! 431 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:21,237 I love Rick! I love Rick! 432 00:20:21,238 --> 00:20:22,471 I love Rick! 433 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,406 - Oh, crap. Here we go again! 434 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,108 I love Rick! I love Rick! 435 00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:27,276 I love... 436 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:42,525 - It's okay, Randy. We're back. 437 00:20:42,526 --> 00:20:46,462 - I'm sorry I cut your trip short. 438 00:20:46,463 --> 00:20:48,264 It's okay, Randy. 439 00:20:48,265 --> 00:20:50,534 You made it longer than last spring break. 440 00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:58,407 - Oh. Hey, Mom. - Stanley, 441 00:20:58,408 --> 00:21:00,075 what have I told you about playing "Warhammer" 442 00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:02,546 on the kitchen table? - Aw! 443 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:20,897 - Oh, Rick! 444 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:26,402 I don't wanna go through all that again. 445 00:21:26,403 --> 00:21:29,738 I just wanna stay in South Park with you. 446 00:21:29,739 --> 00:21:33,577 - Well, I guess we'll just have to see what happens. 447 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:55,448 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 447 00:21:56,305 --> 00:22:56,299 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/c9cy2 Help other users to choose the best subtitles