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How did the ocean get up there?
Baloo, are you all right?
Yeah. You know, this ceiling could use a coat of paint.
[Kit] This doesn't make sense.
There was this bright flash, and zowie!
The whole world suddenly stood on its head.
That's just what Wily Paul said on the radio.
This isn't supposed to happen to the world's greatest pilot.
Louie was right. There's somethin' weird going on out there.
It was like I was pulled up into the ocean.
- Monsters? - No.
Monsters make noise.
[crashing]
- Like that? - It's... back there!
[thudding]
[both] You go first.
[both] OK. We'll both go.
[both] Don Karnage!
No, no, no, no, my friends.
It is "the feared pirate Don Karnage."
And how are you?
Baloo!
I love what you've done with this place.
Put that down.
Oh, my apologies to the "best pilot in the world!"
A pilot so great he crashes upside-down in the ocean!
Ah! And here is the best pilot in the world's best friend in the world.
Mr. Cloudkicker.
What's going on here?
We are stealing your cargo.
We are pirates. It's what we do.
No, I mean the horizon.
Oh, that. See for yourself.
Well, how do you like that?
It's all done with mirrors!
But how'd you build them so big?
Don't be absurd.
We did not build them. We stole them.
The bright flash!
So that's what happened to Khan's other pilots.
Khan?
Wait, I see it all now.
Khan was tired of losing his planes, so he sent you.
Easy. Not in front of the kid.
So. Where is his cargo?
Uh... What cargo?
Found it, boss.
Shall we have a look-see?
No! Khan entrusted that painting to me.
Hey!
- What is it? - [beeping]
It is... a homing device!
- No painting? - Not even a signature.
You were trying to set me up.
I didn't know.
No, of course not.
Because Khan set you up too.
He pumped grand notions into the vast emptiness of your head.
Well, if Khan is tracking us, then he's gonna send his biggest gunship here
and blow you guys out of the water.
Boss, let's go.
We don't stand a chance against a gunship.
In a fair fight I quite agree.
But think hard,
and suppose they are lured into a minefield first!
Kaboom! Like that.
Goodbye, adiés.
And we owe it all to you, Baloo.
Why, this thing is gold-plated.
Worthless! Just like you.
It is a shame you did not bring me treasure like the others.
But I shall make a bundle off the scrap metal and weapons from Khan's gunship.
In with the other has-beans!
Baloo! Kit!
Wily! You're OK.
We heard you on the radio at Louie's.
Yeah. These pirate creeps tricked me. But why are you two here?
Because I'm the best idiot in the world.
Khan here. Has he crashed yet?
Just as you predicted, sir.
And is the beeper still functioning?
Absolutely. It's that thief all right.
Don Karnage.
[Khan] Good. Follow the device and blow those pirates out of my ocean.
Aye-aye, sir.
[distant bell]
Hurry up, you oaf! I want to get back to the cockroach races.
Then why don't you help?
Can I help it if| have a hangnail?
Watch it!
[muffled shouts]
Uh... Sorry, Mad Dog.
Is your hangnail OK?
Oh, what is the matter with you?
You wanna blow us up?
No. That would be bad.
There. Now that gunship will drive right into these mines.
Yeah. Kaboom!
[evil laughter]
[Kit] Baloo, the pirates have peppered the area with mines.
And that gunship'|| be on them soon.
[Baloo] so?
So guys are gonna get hurt.
We've got to do something.
Huh! I've done enough.
Baloo, what's with you?
Karnage is right.
I'm worthless.
Hey. It's only words.
- Remember? - Ha!
OK, then just sit tight. I'll get us out of here.
Here.
- Good luck. - Thanks.
[shrieks]
[bang]
Anybody in here?
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
♪ Ee-eye ee-eye oh
♪ And on this farm he had an octopus
♪ Ee-eye ee-eye... Hmm. That's not right.
Hey, you kid you.
Look! There's old MacDonald now.
Really?
It's clobberin' time.
Hey, you kid you.
[snores]
Dear Diary.
Today I brought down my fourth airplane.
It was... how do you say? Like taking candy from a baby child.
Falling off a piece of cake.
Easy as pie on the log... Captain!
Atchoo! Look what you made me do.
This had better be important, Mr. I-Have-The-Brains-Of-A-Duck.
Have a look-see.
Look! The ship is taking on water.
Well, get rid of it.
Stop!
Gimme one good reason.
So I can hit you very hard.
Sorry, but not a good reason.
Get rid of the water. Hmm...
Cap'n! How about I let the water drain out?
- Fine, fine, fine. - Okey-dokey.
What have you done?
We are sinking!
Hacksaw!
The ship's sinking! We'll all drown.
Big deal.
[alarm sounds]
Smartypants kid not so brave right now!
[laughs] Is he?
[laughs]
I've sure got you now, little meatball.
Hey!
Looks like I've got the meatball now.
[alarm continues]
Shut the door!
Scottie, start the engines.
Hey! Meat...
Oh, dearie!
Ha-ha! Enjoy the ride.
[iabbers]
[whimpers]
Toodle-oo!
[whimpers]
OK, Scottie, take her down.
[whimpers]
[mutters]
Thank goodness.
You did it, son. Good work!
Dwayne and I can't just leave Mr. Khan's cargo here with these pirates.
[Kit] Fine, but let's escape first, OK?
- Baloo! - I'm comin'.
Come on, buddy. Let's grab Khan's stuff and get outta here.
[groggy laughter]
Now all we gotta do is get to the Sea Duck and warn that gunship.
- OK, Baloo? - Whatever you say.
Big deal. Sol made a little mistake.
The captain didn't have to get so cranky.
The ship needed to be washed!
Baloo, hold it.
Oh, great.
We'll never get her righted.
- What now? - Baloo's gonna fly us outta here.
Me? Ha!
Ah, he's just being modest.
He can fly anything anywhere.
Give it up, kid.
Nobody can take off in a plane full of water and upside-down.
Baloo can. 'Cause he's the greatest!
Stop it, you hear me? Just knock it off!
I'm a loser. A failure.
I crashed my plane, I lost my cargo...
And thanks to me a very big boat's gonna get sunk and I can't cut it.
I tell ya... Just... Just leave me alone.
Papa bear?
What?
I still think you're the best.
You really think I can do it?
It's something to shoot for.
This ain't no hayride. Let's pull chocks!
Yea-ha'.!
Captain!
Here. Breathe through this.
This isn't gonna work, guys.
Just prepare for takeoff.
You're crazy, Baloo!
[hammering on door]
If you've brought a present, come in.
Captain, the prisoners have escaped.
What? Idiots. Find them!
Hey, look. Moby Dick!
That is the Sea Duck, you slugs. After them!
[Kit] Go right and speed it up.
And... Now, Baloo, now!
- You did it! - He did it!
I did?
- | did! - [Kit] Yee-hah!
[Kit] We've got to warn that gunship!
Maybe if we set off one of those mines they'd turn away.
Aww, not my trophy!
It's the only way.
Been nice knowing you.
Minefield dead ahead. Hard a-port!
You saved them, Baloo.
Yeah, but who's gonna save us?
Status report, Captain Hotspur.
A yellow seaplane just saved us from a minefield, sir.
[Khan] Yes.
That would be my patsy.
Baloo.
Well, that "patsy" is giving those pirates a run for their money!
[Kit] Baloo, head for the mirrors!
Why? To see ourselves shot down?
No. We're gonna escape between them.
- The pirates are flying CT-37s. - Yeah?
So CT-37s croak at the top of a steep climb.
If you fly low along the water then swoop up between the mirrors...
They won't be able to follow.
This is insanity!
Stop him!
That's it. We're finished!
Baloo, what if I climb out and be your eyes?
[Wily] This boy's enthusiasm is gonna get us all killed.
This boy happens to be Kit Cloudkicker, the best navigator in these skies.
And we're a team, see?
So if he thinks we can do it, we can do it!
So, do it.
A half a mile!
More altitude!
Ten degrees port!
A bit more... Dead on!
400 yards.
100. Go!
Unbelievable!
Follow him!
[Karnage] I have you now, Baloo.
- [engine sputters] - Maybe not.
[Kit] It worked. They couldn't follow!
Down! Down!
Well, he who steals and runs away lives to steal another day.
Get us out of here, Scottie.
Uh, the name's Jock.
Baloo, the best piloting I've ever seen!
Yeah!
You were terrific.
Where do you get off, sending me on a mission like that?
I coulda been killed! Pirates, guns, bombs.
And what about my plane? You, you, you...
I believe this should adequately show my appreciation.
[chuckles] Yes, sir.
Good day, then.
Uh, hold the phone, buster. One more thing.
Yes?
Hey, I lost my trophy saving your gunship.
I'm gonna need another one.
A bigger one!
And then Khan gave me the money and this new trophy.
That's wonderful. Isn't it, Kit?
Yeah. Great.
Check that inscription.
[sighs]
Huh?
"Kit Cloudkicker, best navigator in the world"?
All right!
Just don't let it go to your head, Lil' Britches.
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