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- [thunderclap]
- [man chuckling]

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Spin it!

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<i>[Men vocalizing]</i>

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Let's begin it.

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<i>- I Ohh-ee-yeh.
- I TaleSpin</i>

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<i>- I Ohh-ee-yo.
- I TaleSpin</i>

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<i>♪ Friends for life
through thick and thin</i>

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<i>♪ With another tale to spin</i>

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<i>- I Ohh-ee-yeh.
- I TaleSpin</i>

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<i>- I Ohh-ee-yo.
- I TaleSpin</i>

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<i>♪ All the trouble we get
in with another tale to spin</i>

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Spin it!

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<i>[Men vocalizing]</i>

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Spin it, my friend.

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<i>- I Ohh-ee-yeh.
- I Ohh-ee-yeh</i>

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<i>- I Ohh-ee-yo.
- I Ohh-ee-yo</i>

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<i>- I Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo.
- I Ohh-ee-yeh, ohh-ee-yo</i>

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<i>[rapid vocalizing]</i>

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<i>♪ Spin it, let's begin it
Bear 'n grin it when you're in it</i>

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<i>♪ You can win it in a minute
When you spin it, spin it, spin it</i>

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<i>♪ So spin it!</i>

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<i>♪ TaleSpin!' ♪</i>

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[loud snoring]

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[crash]

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[Rebecca] Baloo!

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How come every time I see
you, you're lying down on the job?

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- Who's lying down?
- You are.

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[Rebecca] What do you call your
lunch-hour lounge act under the wing?

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[Splash]

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Testing pontoons for stability.

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[Rebecca] And this morning's
rest stop in the warehouse?

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Oh, Baloo, you're not
lying down on the job.

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You're lying about lying
down on the job. Look!

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You've let that
stuff pile up for days.

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'Cause you've been
working me too hard.

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Oh, Becky, I need a vacation.

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You won't get one by lying.

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- Would I get one by telling the truth?
- I don't know. Try it.

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- OK. Can I have two weeks off?
- No!

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[door slams]

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[Baloo] The nerve. What makes
her think she can boss me around?

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Let's see... because
she is the boss?

43
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I don't need facts. I need
ideas how to get a vacation.

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Guys, keep it down.
I'm trying to find... Got it!

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<i>[man] From the frigid rings of
Saturn to the eerie moons of Mars.</i>

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<i>With death rays blazing
and monsters grazing,</i>

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<i>ifs time for another
amazing adventure</i>

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<i>with Space Riders!</i>

49
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- What is that?
- My favorite radio show. See?

50
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These guys fly around in
spaceships and fight aliens and stuff.

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Bingo! This is how I'm gonna
make Rebecca give me a vacation.

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Without her even knowing
it. Wildcat, old buddy,

53
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- you're about to become a genius.
- Really?

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[door opens]

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<i>Guten</i> Tag, bonjour
and how you doing?

56
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What are you doing in that?

57
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You have me confused with
someone entirely not myself.

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- I'm Dr. Svenfully Gesundheit, BVD.
- You mean Ph.D.

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Oh, that too. I'm a...

60
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- I'm... I'm a...
- [Baloo whispering] Rocket scientist.

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Rocket scientist.

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And I have invented
a super-duper fuel

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that will turn any airplane
into a spacey-ship.

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- You're not serious.
- I am.

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I wish to hire your
famous, heroic pilot, Baloo,

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to make a historical first
flight to the planet Mars.

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[groans] I don't believe this.

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My plane's nearly
packed, Rebecca...

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- Hello.
- Um, Dr. Gesundheit,

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this is Baloo, or have
you two already met?

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<i>- Us'? Never.
- Nein. Nyet.</i>

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Dr. Gesundheit wants you
to fly the Sea Duck to Mars.

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Isn't that interesting?

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Gosh! Wouldn't that
be an awfully long trip?

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[coughs]

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Oh, ja. About...

77
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two weeks.

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Gee, I don't know. Got a
lot of work to do around here.

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But think of all
the free publicity.

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[groans]

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Oh! Free publicity!

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Why didn't I see it before?

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Oh, Baloo, please?

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- Well...
- Please?

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- If you insist.
- I insist.

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Now, you two work out the
details and I'll stay here and get all...

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- goose-bumpy.
- Well, uh... OK.

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- Come on, doc.
- Bye. So long.

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<i>Auf VWedersehen.</i>

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[laughs] She bought it.

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He thinks I bought it.

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He wants to play
games, we'll play.

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And this radio puts us in contact
with the Space <i>Duck,</i> okey-dokey?

94
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Well, it's hokey, anyway.

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[doors creak open]

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[groans]

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Pilot and co-pilot,
ready to take off.

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Oh, Baloo! I want you to
know that whatever happens,

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- I'll think of you every minute.
- You will?

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Constantly.

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You're simply the most
bravest pilot I've ever met!

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Oh, gee! I ought to do
this hero stuff more often.

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Oh, I better go have a last
word with Dr. Gesundheit.

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- Where are you going?
- Home?

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- Wrong.
- Sure looks like home.

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Yeah, Wildcat's home. But for the
next two weeks, you're a rocket scientist,

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no matter what!

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Rocket scientist,
no matter what!

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- Oh, and Wildcat.
- Yeah?

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Oh, I mean, Wildcat?

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I am Dr. Gesundheit,
rocket scientist.

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And don't you forget it.

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Three, two, one, blasterooni!

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[fireworks exploding]

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Lake Flaccid, here we come.

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Hey, Kit, get set
for two weeks of fun!

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Get set for two weeks of misery.

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- [crackling fire]
- [birds whistling in the distance]

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- Man, that was easy.
- Yeah, too easy.

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[radio static]

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<i>[Wildcat] Earth to Space
Duck. Dr. Gesundheit calling.</i>

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- You're late. You!
- What's he bugging me for?

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This better be real important to
be interrupting a guy's vacation.

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Ix-nay on the vacation speaking.

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Hello, Baloo!

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Rebecca calling!
You know, from Earth.

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- Can you hear me out there?
- Oh, swell.

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I know you're real busy, steering
around asteroids and all that,

129
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but we're dying to know what
it's like in space. Right, doctor?

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- Ja, dying.
- Well, it's... dark.

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Real dark. I can't see a thing.

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- Except millions of stars.
- Except for a whole mess of stars.

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- And, say, I can see Saturn.
- The moon.

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Oh, I mean the moon. I
always get those two mixed up.

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Well, gotta run. Heading
into a meteor bath.

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- Shower!
- Shower! Space Duck signing off.

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[laughs]

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- [radio static]
- Baloo!

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- [crash]
- What?

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Yeah? I mean, Space
Duck to Earth. Come in.

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Hi!

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Just checking to see if
you've landed on Mars yet.

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Yeah, and it's bedtime here.

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<i>[Rebecca] Oh, but who could
sleep at a historical moment like this?</i>

145
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<i>You should be out exploring,
collecting specimens.</i>

146
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<i>Don't you dare come back without
a cargo hold full of plants, animals,</i>

147
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<i>and oodles of Martian
rocks. While I have you...</i>

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- [fire crackling]
- [owl hooting]

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[sighs] I need a vacation
from this vacation.

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Does this look anything
like a Martian rabbit?

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- [yawns] Needs another eye or two.
- [Rebecca] Baloo!

152
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- Yeah, Becky.
- Another thing I forgot.

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Mars has polar caps, right?

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So do be a dear and
dig up some snow.

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Oh, come on,
Baloo. She's on to us.

156
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- Let's fess up and face the music.
- Hey, I'm calling the tune here.

157
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And I'm about
to play the finale.

158
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Why, sure, RC. In fact,
I see some... [gasps]

159
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Kit! Look at that!

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- What?
- It's a Martian!

161
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Why, look at those eyes!
Oh, those claws! Those teeth!

162
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Oh, yeah! Yeah!

163
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Gosh! Oh, here it comes!

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[deep voice] You
have invaded Mars!

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This means war!

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Earthling worms!

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[cackling]

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<i>[Baloo growling]</i>

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<i>Kit, look out!</i>

170
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<i>- [imitates explosions]
- [screams]</i>

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<i>[Kit] Oh, no! They're
shooting death rays!</i>

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Run for your life!

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<i>- [evil laughing]
- [fizzing]</i>

174
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:07,097
<i>[Baloo] No! They zapped all
the rocks I collected for Becky.</i>

175
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,472
Oh, no! Now, they zapped Kit!

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[screams and coughs]

177
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There are zillions of them. They're
dripping slime all over the place.

178
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Oh, no! I'm surrounded!

179
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Mayday! Mayday!

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[imitates bomb dropping]

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- [panting]
- [Kit laughing]

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- Boy, you die good.
- Ain't it the truth?

183
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Now there's no way
she can ruin my vacation.

184
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Sounds like the line's dead
and so is your pilot. Oh, well.

185
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:47,946
Nobody move!

186
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OK, relax. But not much.

187
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,524
- Who do you think you are?
- I don't have to think.

188
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I'm Colonel Grog,
Army Intelligence.

189
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,158
<i>Sacre bleu!</i>

190
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:09,532
You can say that again, Sven. I've
monitored your pilot's transmissions.

191
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:13,163
- I'm taking over this operation.
- What operation?

192
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,765
Preparing for the
invasion from Mars.

193
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,403
- What invasion? This is just a game.
- Wrong, sister.

194
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:24,279
This is no game. This
is real! This is war!

195
00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:31,951
- But there is no Martian invasion.
- Lady, I know what I heard.

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<i>[Baloo] ...dripping
slime all over the place.</i>

197
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,021
<i>Oh, no! I'm surrounded!</i>

198
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:41,658
Mayday! Mayday!

199
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,828
Poor guy. Never had a chance.

200
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:46,463
Say something!

201
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,974
Uh, does that work on batteries?

202
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,669
Excuse us.

203
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,574
Wildcat, where is Baloo?

204
00:11:54,681 --> 00:12:00,245
Wildcat? I am Dr. Gesundheit,
rocket scientist, no matter what.

205
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,118
Be calm. Be cool.

206
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,125
OK, where is Baloo, doctor?

207
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,218
- Can't tell you.
- Why not?

208
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,195
- Promised.
- What if I guess?

209
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,495
- OK.
- He's at... Louie's.

210
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,337
Not at Louie's.
Uh, give me a clue.

211
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,900
Beach?

212
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,838
River?

213
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,351
Lake! A lake! Which lake?

214
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Starts with an "F." Lake
Fairoh. Lake Forsythe.

215
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:43,327
- Lake Flaccid?
- On the nosey. Yay!

216
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:49,831
Lake Flaccid, huh? The colonel
and I are gonna pay Baloo a little visit.

217
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,872
That worm's gonna squirm.

218
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:57,102
Worms? That mean
we get to go fishing too?

219
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,412
After consulting
with Dr. Gesundheit,

220
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,847
I have important
information to pass to you.

221
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:03,939
Great!

222
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,550
[Click]

223
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,722
Hey! I caught something!

224
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,259
Just catch it quietly.

225
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,861
<i>[Rebecca] We wanna do everything
we can to stop those awful Martians.</i>

226
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:24,494
OK. No more Mr. Nice Bear.

227
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:29,041
<i>- Shh! Listen!
- Wild... I mean, Dr. Gesundheit</i>

228
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:33,067
has triangulated on the
Martian signals. Right, doctor?

229
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:37,810
Uh, yeah. I
strangulated... I triambu...

230
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:38,884
What she said.

231
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:43,115
So I can take you to the
Martian landing site: Lake Flaccid.

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She knows where we are!

233
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<i>Thank you, ma'am. Remember,
tell no one about the Martian invasion.</i>

234
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,059
Martian invasion?

235
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,895
It'll be our little secret.

236
00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:56,867
Good soldier. Now
go wait in my Jeep.

237
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,904
I've gotta make a call.

238
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,474
Coming, doctor?

239
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,374
Oh, that's just dandy.

240
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,210
That gal is determined
to ruin my vacation.

241
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:12,751
- What'd I do to her?
- Well, you lied a lot.

242
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,583
Besides that.

243
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,725
Oh, baby!

244
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,194
Gettin' me an idea.

245
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:30,165
Hmm, fireworks, party
supplies, guacamole...

246
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,170
That's it!

247
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,572
The lady wants Martians,

248
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,338
the lady's gonna get Martians.

249
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:45,507
[phone ringing]

250
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,513
- Hello?
- General Tumult, sir!

251
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,286
- Colonel Grog reporting, sir!
- Grog?

252
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,521
- Do you know what time it is?
- 0200, sir!

253
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,997
- But I have vital information.
- [groans] Another invasion, Grog?

254
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,864
What planet are they
from this time, Mars?

255
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,495
[gasps] Sir! How did you know?

256
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,404
- Call it a lucky guess!
- Sir, I need tanks.

257
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,534
I need planes. I need infantry!

258
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,308
- I <i>need proof!</i>
<i>- But general, sir...</i>

259
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:17,042
You are not gonna make
me look stupid again, Grog!

260
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:20,142
- Got that?
- I'll get you proof, all right.

261
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,711
I'm gonna bag myself a Martian.

262
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,019
[muffled scream]

263
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,959
Those Martians are in
for the shock of their lives.

264
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,089
You don't know the half of it.

265
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,865
Now, colonel, suppose
this whole thing was a hoax.

266
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,770
Think you might chew
out whoever did it?

267
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,901
- You bet your nose, lady.
- Good.

268
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:47,537
I'd throw them in jail, along with
anybody else who was in on the plot.

269
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:51,277
- Jail?
- Faking an invasion is a crime.

270
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,513
Anybody pulls that on
the Army, they pay big.

271
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,250
Think I better tell him that
I'm not a rocket scientist?

272
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,884
And have us all wind
up in the slammer?

273
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,861
You're a rocket
scientist, no matter what.

274
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:08,026
I wish somebody would
make up their mind.

275
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,475
One space invasion coming up.

276
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,170
[panting] We got company!

277
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,313
I don't know. It's
quiet. Too quiet.

278
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:28,843
Um, colonel, suppose
there were no Martians.

279
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,482
You wouldn't be terribly
disappointed, would you?

280
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,822
[whirring]

281
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,522
- [saw whirring]
- [fireworks exploding]

282
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,433
I don't believe he's doing this.

283
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,333
It's finally happened!

284
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:47,498
Man's first contact with
life on another planet.

285
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:51,237
It's wonderful! It's beautiful!

286
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,870
Let's fry the slime buckets!

287
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,107
[both scream]

288
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,011
I bet that sent Becky packing.

289
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,347
Oh, man!

290
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,852
[explosion]

291
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:10,160
- Is this us leaving?
- Right the first time.

292
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,789
[Rebecca] Don't
shoot! It's all a mistake!

293
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,530
Wake up and smell the war paint,
lady! They want to dice up our livestock

294
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,628
and shanghai our women.

295
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,471
- I gotta find Baloo.
- Eat lead, scumballs!

296
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,670
[screaming]

297
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:30,877
If Baloo lives through
this, I'm gonna kill him.

298
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,883
[clicking]

299
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,125
Hey, where'd the lady go?

300
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,359
<i>Ach my Lederhosen.</i>
All <i>of a sudden,</i>

301
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:47,626
Fraulein Rebecca
just disappeared.

302
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,294
Scheming Martian
devils. Come on!

303
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,075
- Baloo!
- Come out and fight,

304
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:01,079
you drool-dripping dirtbags!

305
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,614
Now see what your
lying got us into?

306
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,154
You're the one who
lied to GI Schmoe!

307
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:12,054
Yeah, but you lied to me
first, so I had to lie to you

308
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,059
- to teach you the truth about lying!
- Hey!

309
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,255
This lady has potential.

310
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,492
You're both nuts.

311
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,229
Look, I got a plan
to get us out of here.

312
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,272
- But I'll need your help.
- Doing what?

313
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,365
What else? Lying.

314
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,968
[car approaching]

315
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,237
[tires squeal]

316
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,241
I hate it when that happens.

317
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,285
[woman screaming]

318
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,048
OK. What was that?

319
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,488
[screaming]

320
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,857
The Martians! Run!

321
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,261
Lady, wait! My gun!

322
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:55,266
[growling and sputtering]

323
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:02,098
The Martians! Doc,
talk to him! Quick!

324
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,870
Uh, hello.

325
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,107
Hi. Welcome to Earth.

326
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,376
How was your trip?

327
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,413
[both screaming]

328
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,456
Wow! So you guys were
eaten by the Martians.

329
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,991
No, there never were
any... Oh, I'll explain later.

330
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,723
[cackling and laughing]

331
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,321
Oh, no!

332
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:29,426
It's got a horrible,
flesh-melting ooze gun.

333
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,267
- Ooze gun?
- Ooze gun.

334
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,774
Colonel, my foot's caught. Run!

335
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,073
Save yourself! I'm doomed!

336
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:46,108
[screams and grunts]

337
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,813
[coughing]

338
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,256
Boy! She dies as good as you do.

339
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,588
Told you she had potential.

340
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:59,222
You are next, Earth scum!

341
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,301
No! No!

342
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,427
Bet he runs all the
way to Cape Suzette.

343
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:09,668
But he'll be back.
With reinforcements.

344
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,607
[sniffs] Oh!

345
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,839
I better clean off
this guacamole.

346
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,442
I kind of like you in green.

347
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,865
This better not be another
one of your daydreams, Grog.

348
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,959
It was real! The
horror, the carnage!

349
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,800
"Campers! " Campers?

350
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:46,368
Halt! Are these the people
you were talking about?

351
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,142
[stammers] But the
Martians got 'em.

352
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,149
[all] Martians?

353
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,653
Yes. They sprayed you with
their flesh-melting ooze gun.

354
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,485
And they ate you alive.

355
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:02,016
Is it later yet? You guys
wanna explain how I...?

356
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,155
- Uncle Wildcat.
- Did you, uh...

357
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,565
notice any unusual
activity last night?

358
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,729
You notice anything, honeylips?

359
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,898
Not a thing, butterball.

360
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,068
Sorry to have
bothered you folks.

361
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,572
Move out, men!

362
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:26,016
Private Grog's been
hallucinating again.

363
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:31,488
Private? Oh, Uncle Bucky,
I was a private last time.

364
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,150
You said I could
be a lieutenant.

365
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:37,753
I told you never to call
me that in front of the men.

366
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:42,895
- We make a great team, eh, Becky?
- No, we don't.

367
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,199
That was the act of a
desperate woman. Thanks to you,

368
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:49,435
- I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow.
- How come?

369
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,602
'Cause you made me lie!

370
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,702
I know. I'm sorry.

371
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:56,749
But, man, you were great.

372
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,943
I think you've
earned a vacation.

373
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:03,455
Well, I suppose one
day off wouldn't hurt.

374
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:11,787
Becky, there's hope for you yet.

375
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,832
And that's no lie.

376
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:18,430
<i>♪ TaleSpin</i>

377
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:22,806
<i>[♪ TaleSpin men vocalizing]</i>

378
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,434
<i>♪ Another tale to spin</i>

379
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:31,381
<i>♪ TaleSpin ♪
TaleSpin</i> [vocalizing]

380
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,247
<i>♪ Another tale to spin</i>

381
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,153
<i>[men vocalizing]</i>

382
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,319
[man chuckling]

383
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:44,893
<i>♪ TaleSpin' ♪</i>