1 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:23,331 Lions and Tigers and Bear. Oh My! 2 00:00:35,611 --> 00:00:38,001 Star date 3156 and a half. 3 00:00:38,002 --> 00:00:41,001 We've been trapped in a friggin' plasma storm 4 00:00:41,002 --> 00:00:42,531 for the last 9 days. 5 00:00:42,532 --> 00:00:44,305 I don't know how much more we can take. 6 00:00:44,362 --> 00:00:47,213 The crew's about ready to lose it!!! 7 00:00:52,249 --> 00:00:54,865 Well... some people handle stress better than others. 8 00:00:54,892 --> 00:00:56,069 What's wrong with him? 9 00:00:56,134 --> 00:00:58,619 We ran out of beer a half hour ago. 10 00:00:58,770 --> 00:01:00,372 You know, when I get nervous, 11 00:01:00,437 --> 00:01:01,222 I knit. 12 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:02,693 It takes my mind off things. 13 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:03,740 That's what you need. 14 00:01:03,805 --> 00:01:04,884 A nice fun hobby 15 00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:05,918 I've got one. 16 00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:07,292 It's called whacking off! 17 00:01:07,357 --> 00:01:08,206 Charming. 18 00:01:08,207 --> 00:01:09,744 How 'bout a movie, Captain? 19 00:01:09,809 --> 00:01:10,594 Good idea. 20 00:01:10,686 --> 00:01:11,896 I vote for 'Beaches'! 21 00:01:11,929 --> 00:01:13,400 Priscilla, Queen of the Desert! 22 00:01:13,498 --> 00:01:14,741 Terminator 27! 23 00:01:14,761 --> 00:01:17,180 I was thinking more along the lines of 24 00:01:17,181 --> 00:01:19,176 "Debbie Does the Delta Quadrant". 25 00:01:19,306 --> 00:01:20,450 Sweeet. 26 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:22,897 Bob? Bob! 27 00:01:22,962 --> 00:01:24,140 Is the storm over yet? 28 00:01:24,238 --> 00:01:25,546 No. Now quit hiding. 29 00:01:25,611 --> 00:01:26,657 We wanna watch a movie. 30 00:01:26,688 --> 00:01:28,580 Sorry, all the discs have been wiped clean 31 00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:30,720 by an electro magnetic pulse from the plasma storm. 32 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,118 Oh, except this one: 33 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,395 "Swept Away", starring Madonna. 34 00:01:35,659 --> 00:01:38,465 Why didn't Earth pass a law to stop that woman from acting?! 35 00:01:38,574 --> 00:01:39,870 Well from what I've been reading 36 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,566 in this ancient earth history book, 37 00:01:41,608 --> 00:01:45,572 they were too busy persecuting a young girl named Monica Lewinsky. 38 00:01:45,617 --> 00:01:47,060 I've read this book twice 39 00:01:47,061 --> 00:01:49,552 and I still can't figure out what she did wrong. 40 00:01:49,627 --> 00:01:51,883 Sluts of a feather flock together. 41 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:53,224 What did you just say?!! 42 00:01:53,316 --> 00:01:55,441 Oh, I said. "We've had a change in the weather". 43 00:01:55,826 --> 00:01:57,193 Six. Where are we? 44 00:01:57,276 --> 00:01:59,076 We're passing Floridia 7, sir. 45 00:01:59,121 --> 00:02:00,621 Floridia 7?! 46 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,188 Dudes, that's the spring break planet! 47 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,010 Oh it's faaabulous. 48 00:02:05,077 --> 00:02:07,377 I was there ten years ago for a robot convention. 49 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:10,110 Sunshine, palm trees, miles of beaches... 50 00:02:10,238 --> 00:02:12,405 Any, ah, teenage girls in bikinis?! 51 00:02:12,438 --> 00:02:14,436 Oh, thousands of them, all sloppy drunk 52 00:02:14,437 --> 00:02:16,171 and desperate to get laid. Yech! 53 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:18,137 Bob! Floridia 7 54 00:02:18,189 --> 00:02:19,322 and step on it! 55 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,422 One moment, Captain. 56 00:02:20,456 --> 00:02:23,188 Floridia 7 is in the middle of a heated political battle 57 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:25,721 between the Dark Clowns and the Confederation. 58 00:02:25,722 --> 00:02:28,322 Both of them are running candidates for president. 59 00:02:28,345 --> 00:02:29,644 In my opinion, 60 00:02:29,645 --> 00:02:31,478 it would be good to stay far away. 61 00:02:31,573 --> 00:02:34,688 These are the kinds of decisions the starship captain dreads. 62 00:02:34,706 --> 00:02:36,322 Frankly, I'm of two minds. 63 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,560 One head says I would be needlessly risking my crew, my ship, 64 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:41,024 and possibly all our lives, 65 00:02:41,025 --> 00:02:43,257 but my other head keeps whispering 66 00:02:43,258 --> 00:02:47,173 "hot...college girl... booty". 67 00:02:47,174 --> 00:02:48,825 Give me a second to think this over. 68 00:02:48,899 --> 00:02:50,731 Floridia 7 it is! 69 00:02:50,732 --> 00:02:52,166 Party!!! 70 00:02:58,242 --> 00:02:59,742 Nice legs. 71 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:01,465 What time do they open? 72 00:03:01,531 --> 00:03:02,931 Eeeew, gross. 73 00:03:03,859 --> 00:03:05,326 Name of reservation. 74 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:07,258 This trip was sort of impromptu 75 00:03:07,259 --> 00:03:10,357 and I may have forgotten to have a member of my crew make the necessary... 76 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,567 Name of reservation? 77 00:03:11,715 --> 00:03:13,382 Show some respect, dude. 78 00:03:13,549 --> 00:03:15,449 This is the Captain Chode! 79 00:03:15,749 --> 00:03:17,685 Did you say Chode? Captain Chode? 80 00:03:17,758 --> 00:03:18,704 That's right. 81 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,085 You are on our list. 82 00:03:20,215 --> 00:03:22,302 I am? I mean of course I am. 83 00:03:22,914 --> 00:03:24,300 Did you hear that? 84 00:03:24,382 --> 00:03:27,235 They have my name on the vip guest list 85 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:28,466 Not that list. 86 00:03:28,596 --> 00:03:31,368 On the most wanted list. Security! 87 00:03:34,231 --> 00:03:37,264 This was such a good idea. 88 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:38,947 Hey, look on the bright side. 89 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,457 We're staying in the hotel for free. 90 00:03:41,979 --> 00:03:43,414 Captain Chode? 91 00:03:44,283 --> 00:03:46,044 My name is Klak Klownman. 92 00:03:46,174 --> 00:03:48,489 I'm running for president of Floridia 7 93 00:03:48,554 --> 00:03:50,152 and I need your help. 94 00:03:50,211 --> 00:03:51,644 The last time I voted was in 95 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:53,276 a Miss Shaved Kitty Contest. 96 00:03:53,342 --> 00:03:55,396 So I think you're barkin' up the wrong tree, fella. 97 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:56,847 Au contraire Captain. 98 00:03:56,916 --> 00:04:00,841 What I need right now is a lowlife bottom feeder who'll do anything for a buck. 99 00:04:00,894 --> 00:04:03,372 Oh. Well in that case, I'm your guy. 100 00:04:03,555 --> 00:04:06,262 Captain, I'm in the political fight of my life. 101 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,153 My opponent, George Goodfellow, 102 00:04:08,173 --> 00:04:10,553 is an arch conservative family values 103 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:13,064 spouting goody goody who's killing me in the polls. 104 00:04:13,156 --> 00:04:14,884 I'm desperate! 105 00:04:14,982 --> 00:04:17,167 Ah, sorry buddy, I'm not political. 106 00:04:17,237 --> 00:04:20,700 Maybe you'll change your mind after you see this. 107 00:04:20,796 --> 00:04:22,756 Hello, I'm George Goodfellow. 108 00:04:22,849 --> 00:04:24,420 I want to keep this kind of 109 00:04:24,421 --> 00:04:28,208 space scum off our planet and off your daughter. 110 00:04:28,258 --> 00:04:30,535 George Goodfellow, he's taking out the trash 111 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:31,852 one piece at a time. 112 00:04:31,941 --> 00:04:33,535 Paid for by the people to elect G. Goodfellow 113 00:04:33,536 --> 00:04:34,700 instead of the sleazy clown. 114 00:04:34,812 --> 00:04:36,893 Well, what do you think about that?! 115 00:04:37,016 --> 00:04:39,340 Doesn't that make you wanna get the bastard?! 116 00:04:39,444 --> 00:04:40,658 To each his own. 117 00:04:40,793 --> 00:04:44,226 Eh, besides, I show my face and I'm dead meat! 118 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:45,198 Perhaps. 119 00:04:45,302 --> 00:04:47,487 But Goodfellow doesn't know your crew. 120 00:04:47,547 --> 00:04:50,297 They could easily pose as campaign workers, 121 00:04:50,418 --> 00:04:52,678 infiltrate his headquarters here in this hotel, 122 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:56,802 and find something damaging I can use to ruin him. 123 00:04:57,789 --> 00:05:00,119 Captain, this could be very dangerous. 124 00:05:00,184 --> 00:05:02,304 I'll pay you double your usual fee 125 00:05:02,374 --> 00:05:04,611 and you can stay in the hotel for free 126 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:06,289 as my guest. 127 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:08,753 Not so fast! Six is right! 128 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,524 Mini bar included? 129 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:12,601 Wait a minute, if Goodfellow catches us, 130 00:05:12,648 --> 00:05:15,095 he'll lock us up or worse, kill us! 131 00:05:15,141 --> 00:05:16,399 Hm! Would you shut up? 132 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,473 He just said yes to the mini-bar! 133 00:05:18,524 --> 00:05:20,551 You got yourself a deal! 134 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:25,444 - Well? - Well what? 135 00:05:25,471 --> 00:05:27,871 You've been walking back and forth for 2 hours! 136 00:05:27,941 --> 00:05:29,269 What's the plan? 137 00:05:29,339 --> 00:05:30,481 Ok, here it is. 138 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,784 You two sleep in that bed. 139 00:05:31,785 --> 00:05:33,393 And you two sleep in the other bed. 140 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,816 And I get that bed to myself. 141 00:05:35,851 --> 00:05:39,106 If I score with some chick you guys wait in the bathroom till I'm done. 142 00:05:39,148 --> 00:05:40,825 If any of you score... 143 00:05:40,894 --> 00:05:43,343 eh, take 'em someplace else. I need my sleep! 144 00:05:43,424 --> 00:05:45,786 Captain. I believe what he meant was, 145 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,770 what is the plan to trap Goodfellow? 146 00:05:47,817 --> 00:05:49,325 Oh that plan. Ok. 147 00:05:49,443 --> 00:05:51,758 Six, you'll pose as a speech writer 148 00:05:51,876 --> 00:05:54,427 get 'up close and personal with the ah candidate'. 149 00:05:54,475 --> 00:05:58,539 And while you are doing some late night 'polishing' on his uh 'speech', 150 00:05:58,572 --> 00:06:01,128 Whip and I will snap some incriminating photos. 151 00:06:01,544 --> 00:06:03,104 - Gus? - Yes? 152 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:05,977 You'll go in undercover as a hotel chambermaid 153 00:06:06,025 --> 00:06:08,623 to open the curtains so we can get the photographs. 154 00:06:08,689 --> 00:06:09,776 What about me? 155 00:06:09,846 --> 00:06:11,570 Stay outta sight and outta the way. 156 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:13,555 Last thing we need is you screwing things up. 157 00:06:13,622 --> 00:06:15,488 Well! I didn't want to be a part of 158 00:06:15,535 --> 00:06:17,709 your stinky little peabrain plan anyway. 159 00:06:17,798 --> 00:06:20,349 I'm perfectly content to stay here and read. 160 00:06:21,271 --> 00:06:23,618 Alright, let's do it! 161 00:06:24,563 --> 00:06:27,988 Who does that purple portajohn think he's talkin' to?! 162 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,078 Stay outta sight?! Stay outta sight! 163 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,314 May I help you? 164 00:06:37,385 --> 00:06:39,936 Hello. I'm Monuka Blewinsky. 165 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,841 I'm the daughter of a wealthy campaign contributor who 166 00:06:42,888 --> 00:06:45,180 prefers to remain anonymous. 167 00:06:45,246 --> 00:06:47,608 - Yes? - I'm an intern, silly. 168 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,899 Here to work under the candidate. 169 00:06:49,975 --> 00:06:51,983 We're short of volunteers, 170 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:53,542 but we're not that short. 171 00:06:53,589 --> 00:06:54,841 Listen bitch. 172 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:56,281 You're gonna be wearin' your teeth 173 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,407 as a necklace in about ten seconds 174 00:06:58,408 --> 00:07:00,106 unless I get a job here! 175 00:07:00,626 --> 00:07:02,662 Ok. Here's a campaign button. 176 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:05,218 Go right over there and start stuffin' envelopes. 177 00:07:05,336 --> 00:07:06,662 Welcome aboard! 178 00:07:06,714 --> 00:07:07,825 People ask me: 179 00:07:07,826 --> 00:07:10,714 George, what do you stand for? 180 00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:12,240 Well I'll tell you. 181 00:07:12,335 --> 00:07:14,465 Everything and nothing. 182 00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:17,589 I'm no double-speaking career politician. 183 00:07:17,663 --> 00:07:20,271 I'm just someone who's been on the outside 184 00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:23,675 long enough to know what needs to be changed on the inside. 185 00:07:23,754 --> 00:07:27,738 But not so inside that I don't care about the outside. 186 00:07:27,762 --> 00:07:30,828 Help yourself by helping me. 187 00:07:30,897 --> 00:07:34,422 Vote George Goodfellow in tomorrow's election. 188 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:44,096 Oh Mr. Goodfellow! 189 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,714 Could I talk to you alone? 190 00:07:47,498 --> 00:07:49,985 Boys, I'll be up in a minute. Yes? 191 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:54,516 That was such an inspiring speech. 192 00:07:54,757 --> 00:07:57,872 I have goose bumps all over my body. 193 00:07:57,993 --> 00:07:59,755 I can see 'em. 194 00:07:59,828 --> 00:08:01,324 They're huge. 195 00:08:01,325 --> 00:08:03,884 The goose boobs, bumps I mean. 196 00:08:03,944 --> 00:08:05,489 My friends call me Six. 197 00:08:05,591 --> 00:08:09,236 Well, I'd love to be one of your friends. 198 00:08:09,319 --> 00:08:11,999 Actually, I came here to try to get a job 199 00:08:12,072 --> 00:08:13,689 as one of your speech writers, 200 00:08:13,796 --> 00:08:16,476 but I see you don't need my help getting off... 201 00:08:16,544 --> 00:08:18,500 a good speech. 202 00:08:18,597 --> 00:08:22,750 Nonsense. Tomorrow's acceptance speech is a mess. 203 00:08:22,843 --> 00:08:28,742 Why I'd love to work "one on one with you" in a "closed door session" 204 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:31,782 where we could "bang out all the kinks". 205 00:08:31,855 --> 00:08:34,728 Can you meet me upstairs in 15 minutes? Room 10002? 206 00:08:34,776 --> 00:08:36,853 I'll be there. 207 00:08:40,506 --> 00:08:42,365 Sorry to startle you sir, 208 00:08:42,447 --> 00:08:45,924 but campaign headquarters needs your signature on these papers. 209 00:08:47,682 --> 00:08:49,204 I'll get 'em. 210 00:08:50,954 --> 00:08:52,651 . 211 00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:57,082 I gotta go. I just realized I'm late for something. Anything. 212 00:08:57,154 --> 00:09:00,317 Wait a minute! I need to ask you something very important. 213 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:10,605 Gotta light? 214 00:09:17,406 --> 00:09:19,628 Maid. I clean now. Ja. 215 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,535 Thank you. 216 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,263 Naughty boy. 217 00:09:28,747 --> 00:09:29,712 Boys!... 218 00:09:31,282 --> 00:09:34,421 - That'll be all. - Oh, oh dear... 219 00:09:48,992 --> 00:09:50,455 Come in. 220 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:53,894 Hi. There's no desk in here. 221 00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:56,553 I hope you don't mind the bed. 222 00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:59,609 I find that's where I do my best work. 223 00:10:02,097 --> 00:10:03,877 You sure you know what you're doin'? 224 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:05,704 Yep. Not to worry. 225 00:10:17,463 --> 00:10:19,829 Alright... now go very... 226 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:22,195 very... slow. 227 00:10:22,268 --> 00:10:23,512 Yes sir. 228 00:10:27,825 --> 00:10:29,533 God you're hot. 229 00:10:30,003 --> 00:10:31,906 Did someone just fly past the window?! 230 00:10:33,491 --> 00:10:36,711 Some people will do anything to get out of paying their bill. 231 00:10:50,882 --> 00:10:52,638 I've almost got this thing figured out. 232 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:55,733 Would that manual next to the controls, 233 00:10:55,782 --> 00:10:57,709 possibly be of any help?! 234 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,587 I'll take a look at it if I get in trouble. 235 00:10:59,694 --> 00:11:01,548 Oh... you're in trouble believe me. 236 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,597 Now take me to the right floor! 237 00:11:03,656 --> 00:11:05,973 Wow. What do you call that?! 238 00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:07,945 Position number 403: 239 00:11:08,018 --> 00:11:11,799 "The back door to paradise". only 247 to go. 240 00:11:27,811 --> 00:11:30,372 Look at this funny float I found. 241 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:34,040 If you blow on that little purple thing sticking up, 242 00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:36,137 I'll float even better. 243 00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:41,361 Ok. See ya' around. 244 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,971 Wait a minute, what's your hurry? 245 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:46,044 You're a busy man. I've taken up enough of your time. 246 00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:47,811 You're a sex cyborg. 247 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:51,324 I knew it. You were too good. Who owns you?! 248 00:11:51,382 --> 00:11:53,163 That's none of your business. 249 00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:58,184 Even if you won't tell me, it doesn't matter anymore. 250 00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:05,717 I don't know why, but I... love you. 251 00:12:05,798 --> 00:12:07,138 Of course you do, 252 00:12:07,139 --> 00:12:09,370 and you always will 253 00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:11,895 until the day you die. 254 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,206 Where's Whip with those pictures? 255 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:22,411 And where in the hell are T'Nuk and Six? 256 00:12:22,471 --> 00:12:25,397 So... you thought I was too stupid and obvious 257 00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:28,007 to be a part of your pathetic little plan. 258 00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:32,452 You're looking at the new girl at Goodfellows' campaign headquarters. 259 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:35,931 If you're the new girl, I'd hate to see what the old girl looks like. 260 00:12:35,987 --> 00:12:37,963 That's all you know how to do, 261 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:39,280 tear people down. 262 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,836 Well, the Monica's book has taught me 263 00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:43,740 that anything is possible. 264 00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:46,422 There are no more limits! 265 00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:49,991 Anybody know where a pretty girl can get a needle and thread? 266 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,715 No. But I know where you can get one. C'mon. 267 00:12:54,578 --> 00:12:57,468 - Well? - The camera was pretty banged up, 268 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,490 but I was able to retrieve six shots from the memory. 269 00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:04,221 Bingo! 270 00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:06,449 Good work, babe. 271 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,825 Hey! What'd I do? 272 00:13:08,895 --> 00:13:11,344 Oh, let's see. I wanna know if all this was worth it. 273 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:14,601 Oh dear. Mrs. Goodfellow's not gonna wanna frame this one. 274 00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:16,666 He's leaving her after he's elected. 275 00:13:16,739 --> 00:13:20,364 He told me so. He loves me and I love him. 276 00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,026 You're not programmed to love. 277 00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:24,132 You're programmed for lust. 278 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,899 See?! What are you doing?! 279 00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:29,470 I can't let you destroy my man. 280 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,172 Don't worry Uncle Chode, I have the original on this disc. 281 00:13:34,156 --> 00:13:36,164 You spit that back. That's an order. 282 00:13:36,197 --> 00:13:38,009 I'm through taking orders from you. 283 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,797 I'm going back to george. 284 00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,437 He treats me like a lady, 285 00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:43,421 not just some "piece of ass". 286 00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,573 Eh, you're not just a piece of ass to me! 287 00:13:45,622 --> 00:13:48,144 A lot of the time, I'm thinking about your boobs too! 288 00:13:48,652 --> 00:13:50,936 What'd I say? What'd I say? 289 00:13:51,302 --> 00:13:52,828 . 290 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:55,597 Those caviar omelet's really hit the spot. 291 00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:57,948 - More champagne - Don't mind if I do. 292 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,110 I'll take some champagne if you're pourin'. 293 00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,730 Wait a minute, you don't drink. You're a robot. 294 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,567 I know, but it's free. 295 00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:07,906 I'll get it. 296 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:11,359 If that's room service, tell them we need more of everything. 297 00:14:11,432 --> 00:14:13,710 Especially the Dom Perignon. 298 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:15,824 Doesn't that stuff cost a fortune unc? 299 00:14:15,873 --> 00:14:17,587 Ah, that's Klownman's problem, not-- 300 00:14:17,636 --> 00:14:21,285 under no circumstances are you to bring anything else 301 00:14:21,342 --> 00:14:23,815 to this room full of free loaders! 302 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,015 Yes sir! 303 00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:28,342 Screw this up, Chode, and you're a dead man. 304 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:31,715 You, and this tin fairy here, and that teenage pimple factory, 305 00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:34,045 will wish you were never born! 306 00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:36,993 Just for purposes of accuracy, I wasn't born. 307 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,053 I was created in a lab. 308 00:14:40,445 --> 00:14:41,988 Heeeelp! 309 00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:45,269 I don't know what's worse: A death threat or a dizzy queen. 310 00:14:45,462 --> 00:14:48,719 If you want me, Goodfellow, just whistle. 311 00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:51,217 You know how to whistle, don't you Goodfellow? 312 00:14:51,242 --> 00:14:53,691 Just put your lips together 313 00:14:53,736 --> 00:14:55,108 and blow... 314 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:56,549 Are you decent? 315 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:58,508 I hope no. What fun is that? 316 00:14:58,557 --> 00:15:02,369 Now that Six has jumped ship. I'm counting on your... help. 317 00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:03,329 Too late. 318 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:06,317 I'm starting a business designing mediocre handbags 319 00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:09,327 like Monica Lewinsky did after she left the white house. 320 00:15:09,499 --> 00:15:11,703 They didn't appreciate her either. 321 00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:13,927 Please don't, you're my last resort. 322 00:15:13,928 --> 00:15:15,545 Why else would I be here? 323 00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:18,997 Are you sure I'm not goin' to "mess" things up for you? 324 00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:20,254 We're sorta under the gun here. 325 00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:22,660 I really need you to sneak around headquarters 326 00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,418 and dig up some dirt fast. 327 00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:27,378 - You do? - Yes... dig up as much dirt as you can. 328 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,994 Ok. If you say so. 329 00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,574 I don't see how this is gonna help. 330 00:16:00,005 --> 00:16:01,842 What's the plan now Uncle Chode? 331 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:05,172 He doesn't have one and they say Goodfellow's already way ahead. 332 00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:08,405 Well, I suppose the only thing left is to do the right thing. 333 00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:10,841 Admit you failed and return the advance? 334 00:16:10,872 --> 00:16:14,031 No, take Klak Klownman's money and run like hell! 335 00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:16,971 Going someplace?! 336 00:16:17,282 --> 00:16:19,068 Uhhh. Uh. To find you... 337 00:16:19,431 --> 00:16:21,024 and... tell... 338 00:16:21,217 --> 00:16:23,753 you... uhhh... good luck today!! 339 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:25,945 Listen you purple pile of puke. 340 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,191 You'd better pull a rabbit outta your ass 341 00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:30,916 and come up with something fast to win me this election 342 00:16:30,935 --> 00:16:35,262 or my boys here are gonna use you for batting practice. 343 00:16:35,799 --> 00:16:38,281 Yeah, we're on top of the situation. Right now, 344 00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:41,735 members of my crackerjack team are working tirelessly on your behalf! 345 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,431 Don't waste your vote on a lousy clown. 346 00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,359 Vote Goodfellow! 347 00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:50,331 Uh, well, she's undercover... 348 00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:53,560 and part of a plan so elaborate and sophisticated, 349 00:16:53,582 --> 00:16:56,599 I dare not reveal it, even to myself. 350 00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:58,249 For your sake, she better be. 351 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:02,120 By the way, I took the precaution of having your ship impounded. 352 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,979 Pity, you had so many unpaid parking tickets. 353 00:17:09,812 --> 00:17:11,196 Goodfellow-- 354 00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:12,852 --bought and paid for-- 355 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,303 --crook--wife in jail! 356 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,891 Now slow down T'Nuk. 357 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:19,834 I haven't seen you this winded since you got your super sonic vibrator. 358 00:17:19,932 --> 00:17:22,700 He's got his real wife and kids locked up in the basement. 359 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,423 Those are robots in their place. 360 00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:25,626 We've gotta tell Chode! 361 00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:29,149 Now you just wait right here, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. 362 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,482 Alright, but hurry. 363 00:17:30,528 --> 00:17:32,388 I'm glad you told me this. 364 00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:35,355 You know of course it's not true. 365 00:17:35,439 --> 00:17:36,958 I didn't think so. 366 00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:39,558 Now be a darling and get me a coffee and a sandwich. 367 00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:41,199 I haven't eaten a thing today. 368 00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:44,498 Yes, George, whatever you say. 369 00:17:45,207 --> 00:17:48,496 I need a big fat problem taken care of, right away. 370 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,563 - Mrs. Goodfellow? - Yes. 371 00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:00,808 I'm not programmed for dishonesty. 372 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,917 So I must confess to you that I love your husband, and he loves me. 373 00:18:03,971 --> 00:18:05,218 After the election, 374 00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,555 he plans to divorce you so he can be with me. 375 00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:08,727 You seem like a nice person, 376 00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:11,768 I hope it doesn't cause you too much emotional distress. 377 00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:13,568 Nice to meet you. 378 00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:15,360 Teach kids to read. 379 00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:19,149 Do you understand what I just said to you? 380 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,594 Ask my husband, 381 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,456 he wears the pants in the family. 382 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,407 I'm in love with your husband! 383 00:18:24,543 --> 00:18:26,267 Nice to meet you. 384 00:18:26,342 --> 00:18:27,794 Teach kids to read. 385 00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:30,470 It takes a village, just say no. 386 00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:35,030 It takes a village, just say no. 387 00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:36,869 T'Nuk was telling the truth! 388 00:18:36,937 --> 00:18:38,933 Why didn't I see it?! 389 00:18:41,311 --> 00:18:43,606 That bastard. 390 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,355 History is about to repeat itself. 391 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:53,834 But this time it's the president that's gonna be brought to his knees! 392 00:18:57,781 --> 00:18:59,255 This is a win, 393 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,068 not just for me, George Goodfellow, 394 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,859 but for all good fellows everywhere. 395 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:08,073 I was an innocent young intern, 396 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:10,410 minding my own business, 397 00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:12,065 until that pervert 398 00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:15,652 sprayed his baby gravy all over me!! 399 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,155 I never touched that... that... 400 00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:19,561 What is that thing?! 401 00:19:19,683 --> 00:19:21,292 Arrest that man. 402 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,968 He kidnapped his own family and replaced us with robots! 403 00:19:28,078 --> 00:19:28,814 By the way, 404 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:32,687 did I mention that I'm starting my own line of handbags? 405 00:19:34,045 --> 00:19:39,179 This is not a time for anger. This is a time for forgiveness. 406 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:44,119 I reach out my hand to the supporters of my opponents. 407 00:19:47,181 --> 00:19:50,077 Captain, we have a transmission from Floridia 7. 408 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,550 - It's President Klackman. - Put him on. 409 00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:56,763 Chode, my dear, dear friend, how can I ever repay you? 410 00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,268 Cash'll do fine. 411 00:19:58,329 --> 00:20:02,135 How can I ever show you what your support and loyalty have meant to me? 412 00:20:02,224 --> 00:20:03,835 Just pay me what you owe me! 413 00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:06,013 How do I tell you... 414 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:07,782 ... you're not gettin squat! 415 00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:09,999 Why, you two faced liar! 416 00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:12,358 I prefer the term "politician". 417 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:15,133 I'm not movin' until I get my money! 418 00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:17,267 Perfectly understandable. 419 00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:19,196 Attention home planet security, 420 00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:21,034 we have an intruder. 421 00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:22,870 Fire photon torpedoes! 422 00:20:23,574 --> 00:20:25,593 Captain, 30 seconds to impact. 423 00:20:26,447 --> 00:20:28,882 Oh, frig it all!! Get us the hell out of here! 424 00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:35,386 You didn't really fall for that dirty rat, did you? 425 00:20:35,555 --> 00:20:38,034 No, I know now it wasn't real, 426 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,608 but at least I felt something, even if it was painful. 427 00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:43,956 I know what it's like to have a pain in your heart. 428 00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,385 - You do? - Yeah. 429 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,948 Turns out I'm allergic to canubian pickles. 430 00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:49,946 They give me the worst heartburn. 431 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:54,166 Oh, good to see my sex slave smilin' again. 432 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:58,310 - Now what?! - Not one handbag sold! 433 00:20:58,378 --> 00:20:59,853 Not one! 434 00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:02,636 I don't know, you may have sold one. 435 00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:04,800 Hm! Are these unisex?! 436 00:21:06,483 --> 00:21:09,087 - Subs by C-line - -- www.forom.com -- 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net