1 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:23,779 Hey, Six, come here and twiddle my knobs. 2 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:34,157 Let me make one thing clear, Nurse. 3 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,963 I never asked you to sleep with me. 4 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,833 I just asked you to breakfast. 5 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,668 Now do you want me to call you 6 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,231 or just nudge you first thing in the morning? 7 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:45,642 I wouldn't kick that McDreamy out of bed for eating crackers. 8 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:48,272 You wouldn't have to. He'd be too busy bent over the toilet 9 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:49,781 puking out his guts. 10 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,444 Okay, McQueenie and McHaggie, 11 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:54,817 playtime's over. The big game is on. 12 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:57,618 You're such a McAsswipe. 13 00:00:57,657 --> 00:01:00,820 We interrupt this program to bring you a special broadcast. 14 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:03,090 Chuckles Bobo, long since retired leader 15 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,723 of the Dark Clowns, was reportedly found dead 16 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:08,666 in his condo at the Eagle Nebula Home for the Aged 17 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:11,329 early this morning. Chuckles's grandson Darph Bobo 18 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:14,704 is apparently en route to San Hopkins General 19 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,834 - to identify the body. - Do you believe this, Chode? 20 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:20,175 I know! They interrupted the big game for this crap. 21 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,173 Yes, that's him. 22 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:27,015 What was the cause of death, Doctor? 23 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:30,784 We won't know until after an autopsy is performed, 24 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:34,282 but there is something I'd like you to take a look at. 25 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,386 Huh? 26 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,624 I should have warned you. 27 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,360 It's common for bodies 28 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,891 to release gasses after death. 29 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,029 We discovered this document 30 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:47,335 near your grandfather's remains. 31 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,864 I assume he meant for you to have it. 32 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:52,343 Can we continue this outside? 33 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:54,938 My eyes are beginning to water. 34 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,972 Of course. 35 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,715 Well, are you gonna tell me what it says 36 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:03,347 or do I have to beat it out of you? 37 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:04,879 It says my grandfather has 38 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:07,688 a 10-million-kronig life insurance policy, 39 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:10,127 listing me as a beneficiary. 40 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,653 Ka-ching! 41 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,723 Have some sensitivity, will you? 42 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:16,064 There's a catch. We only get the money 43 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:19,128 if Chode's grandfather Benito gives the eulogy 44 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,730 at the funeral. 45 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:24,209 Chode! If it ain't him causing me grief, 46 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,371 it's his retarded relatives. 47 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,812 They're nothing but a pain in the... 48 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,009 Okay, you got me. 49 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:33,041 I had Mexican for lunch. 50 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:35,111 Now... Will you tell me 51 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,919 why the hell we have to send the Bobos flowers? 52 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,390 Because it's the right thing to do. 53 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:42,394 - Fine. Here's one. - What's that? The Cheap-Me bouquet? 54 00:02:42,428 --> 00:02:44,055 I think it's very tasteful. 55 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,726 It's two carnations in a bowl of whipped cream. 56 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,792 Exactly. Tasteful and delicious. 57 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:52,862 No, it's not. It's tacky. You can't send that. 58 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,601 Oh, no? Watch me. 59 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,838 - Uncle Chode, Darph's on the line. - Wow, that was fast. 60 00:02:57,877 --> 00:02:59,435 He's probably offended. 61 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,879 I hope so. Pull him up. 62 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,780 Bobo, didn't you like the flowers? 63 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,947 It's not that. Give me a minute. 64 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,287 He's a mess, Chode. Say something kind. 65 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,657 Offer your condolences. 66 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,685 All right. 67 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:19,664 Darph, sorry to hear about your grandfather dropping dead on you. 68 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,166 That's gotta suck hard. 69 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,295 Remind me to send that little ditty over to the folks at Hallmark. 70 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,670 Yeah, well, Darph. Whatever we can do to help you in your hour of need, 71 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,005 - just name it. - There is something. 72 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,410 The late Chuckles requested your grandfather eulogize him 73 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,243 at his funeral. 74 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:36,839 Except that. 75 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,545 Come on, our grandfathers hated one another, remember? 76 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:42,111 All Chuckles used to do was wave his fist at my granddad 77 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,487 and say, "You'll rue the day!" 78 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:46,719 I don't give a rat's ass! Chuckles is gone, 79 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,227 and I have to respect his wishes! 80 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:52,857 - You might, but I don't. - Chode, please. 81 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,460 Go ahead. Play the my-granddaddy- was-found-dead-and-rotting card, 82 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,231 why don't you? See if I care. 83 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,967 Chode, I think you should talk to Benito. 84 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,703 Or the next time you see this, you'll be wearing bifocals. 85 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,608 Let me talk to my grandfather. See what I can do. 86 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:09,240 Thank you, Chode. You have no idea what this... 87 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:12,217 Yeah yeah, just stop crying. Your mascara's starting to run. 88 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,485 So you want me to try to get Benito on the blower? 89 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:22,050 What the hell? I just don't get why Chuckles would want him 90 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,063 at his funeral in the first place. 91 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,689 Maybe it's about closure. 92 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,895 If he couldn't find it in life, then maybe in death. 93 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,300 I suppose anything's possible. 94 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,998 I mean, something had to screw something to come up with you, right? 95 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,768 Speaking of death... 96 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,832 Come on, Chode. There had to be happier times 97 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,140 when your grandfather and Chuckles got along. 98 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:43,137 I do remember a Christmas morning when I was just a little kid. 99 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:46,879 That's what I call a Christmas gift that keeps on giving 100 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:50,082 blowjob after blowjob after blowjob. 101 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,284 She doesn't even need batteries. 102 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:55,089 Two beaming aboard, Captain. 103 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,223 How about getting your ass down to the transporter room 104 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,960 and showing our guests up? 105 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,492 I'm busy over here. You want your eggnog or not? 106 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,097 ¤ Silent night ¤ 107 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,836 ¤ Holy night. ¤ 108 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,140 Hey, you gonna let us in or not? 109 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:17,541 Hello, Chuckles. 110 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,051 Hello, Benito. 111 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,987 - Go play with Chode. - Oh! 112 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,580 What's this? 113 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:27,889 You didn't think I'd forget, did you? Merry Christmas! 114 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:33,121 A CD Player 2000! Oh, very generous! 115 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,134 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 116 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,965 Just don't ask me for a gift receipt. 117 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,597 So what did you get me? 118 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,766 Oh, right, yeah. 119 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,708 Go get Chuckles's present from under the tree. 120 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,439 Can't you see I've got my hands full? 121 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,140 Never mind, I'll get it. 122 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,082 Oh, what can it be? It's so big! 123 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,745 No, it's just 124 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:56,448 the right size. 125 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:02,521 A fondue set! 126 00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:05,190 How did you know I was thinking of taking a cooking course 127 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:08,166 - down at the Learning Annex? - Lucky guess. 128 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,897 You must have remembered I have French on my mother's side. 129 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,529 Yeah, sure, whatever. 130 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,733 Or the fact that I've always been a slave 131 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,503 to the gadget of the moment. 132 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,601 Want to know the real reason? 133 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,635 Look at the card. 134 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,945 How dare you regift me! 135 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:27,350 Look, if you're not happy, I'll let you trade it 136 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,753 for the bottle of Old Spice I got from the grandson. 137 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,416 Benito McBlob, 138 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:35,052 I swear by all that is evil you will... 139 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:38,552 Rue the day. Stupid... always ended up saying that. 140 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,122 Uncle Chode, I got Benito. 141 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,294 Oh, dear, I wonder how Benito's going to take the news of Chuckles's death. 142 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,236 There's no telling. Death can bring out all sorts 143 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:48,570 of emotions in people... denial, anger, depression. 144 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,910 Euphoria? 145 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:58,382 What do you mean he's not coming? 146 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,682 I tried, Darph. Honestly, I did. 147 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,211 Maybe you didn't try hard enough. 148 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,486 What did he say when you asked him? 149 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:08,494 He said he'd rather sit through a Ben Affleck film retrospective. 150 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,553 But he did leave me this note 151 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,224 and said you could pin it on Chuckles if you want. 152 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:17,225 I see. In that case, you give me no choice 153 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,070 but to turn things over to Bernice. 154 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:25,009 Listen carefully, you purple polka-dotted pencil..., 155 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:26,534 you will find a way 156 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:30,140 to get that no good pea-brained grandfather of yours 157 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,743 to Chuckles's funeral tomorrow. 158 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,845 - Or else what? - Or else I will make it 159 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:39,654 my life's mission to hunt your pathetic ass down 160 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,820 and make sure every second of whatever time you have left 161 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:46,821 of that self-abusive, nauseating nightmare 162 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,766 you call a life will be 163 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,235 a painful, gut-churning hell! 164 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:54,603 Trust me, Chode. She knows what she's talking about. 165 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,471 Screw with me, Chode, 166 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:59,000 and I'll be so deep up your ass, 167 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:02,378 you'll need a colonoscopy to see what I'm up to. 168 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,747 Well, that went about as smooth 169 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,480 as the Lee Harvey Oswald prison transfer. 170 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,954 - Do you think she's bluffing? - Well, you're the royal bitch expert 171 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,479 around here. What do you think? 172 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:13,116 You're a dead blob walking. 173 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,684 Chode, we have to go talk to your grandfather face to face, 174 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,355 appeal to his conscience. 175 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:20,331 Number one, having a conscience doesn't run in our family. 176 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:23,335 And two, I'm not gonna visit that nearly-dead shed 177 00:08:23,369 --> 00:08:26,338 any more than I have to. Old people freak me out. 178 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,738 But you heard Bernice. You've got no choice. 179 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,368 Yeah, I suppose you're right. 180 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,742 Bob, fire up the transporters. 181 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:35,508 Chode, I'm proud of you. 182 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:39,006 Besides, he turns 109 next week. This'll count for his birthday visit. 183 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:42,612 Imported calla lilies, two dozen white doves, 184 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,055 a gold-encrusted coffin capsule?! 185 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,059 We're getting bled dry here. 186 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,685 If I hadn't followed the instructions 187 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:51,561 in Chuckles's last will and testament word for word, 188 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,065 we'd have ended up with bupkis. 189 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,863 Aggh! He screwed us in life 190 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,200 and now he's screwing us in death! 191 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:03,707 Awww. 192 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,712 Chuckles's favorite song. 193 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,613 What a terrible piece of... 194 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,618 Oh! Hmm. 195 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,220 Very funny. You always said leave 'em laughing, 196 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:18,883 you old bastard. 197 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,985 Hey, show a little respect, you punk! 198 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,360 Sorry, Granddad, but I... 199 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,592 Huh? What? 200 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,466 Relax, dummy. It's just a dummy. 201 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,702 But when? Who? How? 202 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,040 All it took was a mannequin, a makeup artist, 203 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,514 a bribe for the pathologist and voilą! 204 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,413 Will you tell me 205 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,645 what the hell is going on here?! 206 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,519 A little thing I like to call payback. 207 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:52,922 Huh? 208 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,587 I faked my death in order to get Benito, 209 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:58,791 and because it's vital that everybody believes I am dead, 210 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,856 I decided not to tell you. 211 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,959 - Why not? - Because you keep a secret 212 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,402 like a cow with stomach flu keeps a turd. 213 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,407 And now Benito will finally 214 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,001 rue the day! 215 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,340 Sweet! 216 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:15,108 Any chance you can rue Chode at the same time? 217 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:18,082 Hmm, a double rue. Yeah, sure. Why not? 218 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,416 Splendid! And you're picking up the tab for all this, right? 219 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,251 Yes. 220 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,656 Grandpa, this is your last chance to forgive and forget. 221 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:29,490 Do you really wanna go through life with a giant regret? 222 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:32,622 I live with arthritis, a weak bladder and limp noodle. 223 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,326 What's a giant regret? 224 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,564 - Really? - Yeah, regret doesn't affect me. 225 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,696 I'm talking about your noodle. 226 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,505 Maybe you just haven't met the right woman. 227 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,510 You couldn't give him a stiffy with two small sticks 228 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,102 and a roll of duct tape. 229 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,977 People, can we focus here? 230 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,381 Chode's right. We need Benito to realize it's best 231 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,214 to let bygones be bygones, 232 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:55,277 to close the book on all the bad blood. 233 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,313 Perhaps if we examine how all this got started in the first place. 234 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,552 Hmm, well, I'll tell you how. 235 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,084 We were stationed together in the big war; 236 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,496 Set out on a reconnaissance mission through enemy territory. 237 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,523 Neither of us had any idea 238 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,262 if we were gonna make it out alive. 239 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,532 We went as far as we could at night 240 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,698 then set up camp until morning. 241 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:17,800 Benito, you're gonna get soaked out there. Where's your tent? 242 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,970 I traded it for a pack of cigarettes 243 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,536 and some nylons. 244 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:24,606 Idiot. Get in here before you catch your death of cold. 245 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,719 Do you think we're gonna die here? 246 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,626 Eh, who knows? There's no telling what tomorrow's gonna bring. 247 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:40,223 That's why I say live every day like it's your last. 248 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,291 Try new things before it's too late. 249 00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:45,201 That makes a lot of sense. Well, good night. 250 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,467 Night. 251 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:51,135 Chuckles, you're elbow is sticking me in my back. 252 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,042 That's not my elbow. 253 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,774 Oh. 254 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:58,750 And that was my tour of duty on the Battle of Bareback Planet. 255 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,342 I feel your pain, Benito. 256 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,911 The same thing happened to me once in Scouts, 257 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,048 then twice as an altar boy. 258 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:08,060 College, of course, was a completely different story. 259 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,654 You know, considering his name was Chuckles, 260 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,789 I can't remember a single time 261 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,232 I saw that clown smile. 262 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,292 Maybe you never gave him a reason to. 263 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:20,669 It sounds to me you always made Chuckles the butt of your jokes. 264 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,731 She said butt. 265 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,641 I guess the apple didn't fall so far away from the tree. 266 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,148 It wasn't just pranks and tomfoolery. 267 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,412 That clown had it in for me. 268 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:35,249 Now Chode knows the story about how I had 269 00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,754 to rescue his grandmother. 270 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,121 You're not still gnawing on that old bone. 271 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:42,093 Old bone, old schmone. I could have died. 272 00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:45,063 - What happened? - Chuckles had my sweet Mildred 273 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,031 in his evil clutches. 274 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,500 I finally managed to find her 275 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:52,868 and was leading her towards an escape shuttle. 276 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,399 Mildred, I want you to get in the shuttle and get out of here. 277 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,346 - But you can't... - Please, don't argue. 278 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,973 I have to stay here. 279 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,610 I have a score to settle with Chuckles. 280 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,123 Oh, and when you get home, 281 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,592 let the dog out. 282 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,664 Very noble, Benito, but that act of gallantry 283 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:25,727 has just cost you your life. 284 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,865 Hold on. 285 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,534 That's better. 286 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,050 You always said you wanted one 287 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,754 that touched the ground. 288 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:52,127 I swear by all that's evil, 289 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,155 before I take my final breath, 290 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:58,193 you will rue the day! 291 00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,764 But first, I gotta see if I can have this sewn back on. 292 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,236 You mean you cut off his meat 293 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,246 - and potatoes? - There was more potatoes than meat, 294 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,477 but yeah, and that was the last time we ever spoke. 295 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,384 Benito, this may not be a McBlob tradition, 296 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,445 but maybe it's time to forgive and forget 297 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,456 and pay your respects at Chuckles's funeral. 298 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:21,926 No way, and there's nothing any of you can say to change my mind. 299 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,486 - What if I gave you 500 kronigs? - Deal. 300 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,961 There's one tradition safely upheld. 301 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,366 Every McBlob has his price. 302 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:33,098 Some cheaper than others. 303 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:36,733 Okay, Bobo, Grandpa has agreed to give a eulogy 304 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:40,176 at Chuckles's funeral and promises to say nothing but nice things. 305 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,680 - Right? - Uh... yeah. 306 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,842 So expect it to be short and pithy. 307 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,613 - Splendid. - Not so fast. 308 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,347 You have to get the Wicked Witch of the West 309 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,184 to lift her vendetta against me first. 310 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,020 Chode, she's standing 311 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,322 right next to me. 312 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:58,159 - Oh, yeah. - Tell you what, Chode: 313 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,631 If you show up with your granddad, 314 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,260 Bernice will back off. 315 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,735 Yeah, I guess. 316 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,136 There'll be plenty of other opportunities 317 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,163 to... him up sooner or later. 318 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,438 Thanks, Bernice, you're all heart. See you tomorrow. 319 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,935 And tomorrow won't come fast enough 320 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,381 for me. 321 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,978 You know, I never get sick of that. 322 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,182 Grandpa, why aren't you dressed? 323 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,622 The funeral's in 10 minutes. 324 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,389 I've decided I'm not going. I couldn't sleep the whole night. 325 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,828 - Overactive bladder? - Yeah, but there's something else. 326 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,229 You got cold feet? 327 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,256 Yeah, but that's just my poor circulation. 328 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,429 Look, I've got a really bad feeling about this funeral. 329 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,529 I can't believe Chuckles would want me there 330 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,302 after everything we went through. It doesn't add up. 331 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:46,607 Come to think of it, something does stink to high heaven. 332 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,306 Don't tell me you're believing his nonsense. 333 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:51,248 No! Can't anyone else smell it? 334 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,012 Yeah. 335 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,613 A little like the Thai food we ordered in last night. 336 00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:00,250 Excuse me while I check my adult undergarment. 337 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,692 - Now what are we gonna do? - Hmm. 338 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,894 I don't see Benito anywhere. 339 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,596 Relax. He'll be here. 340 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,401 By the way, black really is your color. 341 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,964 Shut your trap! 342 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,805 Gus, I have to say, 343 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,505 you really are a magician with makeup. 344 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,811 Guess all that practice in the mirror finally paid off. 345 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,548 Hmm. I don't believe I'm saying this, 346 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,454 but Chode and Benito really could pass for twins. 347 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,651 Hmm, something's not right. 348 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:37,219 Here's that can of That Old Man Smell you asked me for. 349 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,328 - Perfect. - Forget that, time's a-wastin'. 350 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,835 Whip, you stay here and keep the old fella company. 351 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,860 We've got a funeral to go to. 352 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,711 Darph, that son of a bitch isn't gonna show. 353 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,770 The vendetta's back on! 354 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,976 How you doing, kiddo? Sorry we're late. 355 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,985 Traffic was a real cluster... 356 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,486 That's okay, Benito. 357 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,681 I'm just glad you made it. 358 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,383 Where's Chode? 359 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,291 Right behind us. He wouldn't miss this for the world. 360 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,252 Can we get this show on the road? 361 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,059 I got a brit malah in half an hour 362 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,929 and we're already running late on the Saperstein funeral. 363 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,868 - We can't get the coffin lid shut. - How come? 364 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:21,100 Seems Saperstein died with a massive boner. 365 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,836 Quite a turnout, Darph. 366 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,175 I'm sure you're granddaddy is smiling down at us right now. 367 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,613 Oh, I know he is. 368 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,285 Benito, I think your instincts were right. 369 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,983 That lifescan on Chuckles you asked me for, 370 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,492 it turns out he's still reporting a life signal, 371 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,620 and it's coming from the funeral. 372 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:46,130 I knew that pasty-faced bastard was up to no good. 373 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,632 Okay, we're gonna have to move fast. 374 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:51,067 Whip, my boy, we've got a funeral to crash. 375 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,627 And now here to say a few words 376 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,469 about our friend Chuckles Schlomo Bobo 377 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:58,374 is his former arch-nemesis Benito McBlob. 378 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,900 Do you have a speech prepared? 379 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,813 No, I figure I'll just sort of vamp it. 380 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,484 Wow, I have to tell you 381 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,783 I feel about as comfortable here today 382 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,620 as Mel Gibson at a Passover Seder. 383 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,294 But what can I say about Chuckles 384 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,387 that hasn't already been said? 385 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,797 An evil leader, sure, but with a heart of gold. 386 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,793 Chuckles was the first proponent to forge a health plan for henchmen. 387 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,476 That's right, and I'm not just talking medical, either. 388 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:35,036 A full dental plan and vacation 389 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,514 for even part-time employees. 390 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,381 What the f... hey? 391 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,754 What the hell are you doing here, old man? I'm killing 'em. 392 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,351 You'd better get down now or you're going to be the one killed. 393 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,987 This is all a trap. 394 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,766 The shots are coming from up there. 395 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,537 No..., schleprock. 396 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,170 Nice try... wonder. 397 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:08,941 Which one of us is real? 398 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,576 Hey, butt raisin, how's the weather up there? 399 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,591 No, please, I can't die like this. 400 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,720 Come on, Chode. We have to get out of here. 401 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:41,168 Oh my God! He's really dead. 402 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,942 You think this means we're not getting an invite back 403 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:45,381 to Bobo's ship for the post-funeral spread? 404 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,850 Ohhh! 405 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,352 Sometimes tells me he's a little pissed. 406 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,982 - You think? - Chuckles is truly gone forever, 407 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,788 leaving me, his heir apparent, 408 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,454 to carry on his legacy. 409 00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,895 Oh, no, here it comes. 410 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:02,799 Chode, I vow by all that is evil, 411 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,860 you will rue the day! 412 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:09,738 But not today. Whip, get us the hell out of here. 413 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:13,575 There's gonna be some ruing going on today. 414 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:17,378 Just wait until I get your sorry white ass home! 415 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,351 All right, all right, you were right all along. 416 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,285 Just stop saying "I told you so. " 417 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:26,121 I hate to admit it, but part of me is gonna miss that bastard Chuckles. 418 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,184 Like I said, death can bring out all sorts of emotions. 419 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,822 It's not that. Getting down and dirty with him 420 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,957 suddenly made me feel alive again. 421 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,627 Don't get used to it, old man. 422 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,192 Stick with the battles on bingo night 423 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,467 at the retirement home, capisce? 424 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:43,372 Capisce. 425 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,171 Well, thank Christ that's all over. 426 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,179 - Bob, full speed ahead. - Wait, where's T'nuk? 427 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,315 - Where've you been? - I crashed the Saperstein funeral 428 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,444 and got a little action. 429 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,977 Really? You found yourself a live one? 430 00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,650 Well, not exactly. 431 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:02,455 Are you telling me you did the nasty with Saperstein? 432 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:05,224 The fact that he wasn't technically alive 433 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,700 doesn't make him any less sensitive a lover. 434 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,328 - Oh my God. - Oh, that's just wrong. 435 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,669 What? You know how hard it is for me to resist a man 436 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:17,174 in a suit. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net