1 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,418 Warning... this episode may contain nuts. 2 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,269 Not now, Six. I'm busy here. 3 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:40,772 Hey! Yahoo! 4 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,832 Jeez, Six, there's better ways 5 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,140 of showing me you're frisky than goosing me. 6 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:48,978 Well, I wouldn't have to if you'd lift up your right cheek. 7 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,643 What the hell do you think you're doing? 8 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,983 Looking for change that might have fallen down between the seat cushions. 9 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:57,114 How do you expect money to fall out of my pockets 10 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:59,591 when I don't wear pants, huh? You ever think of that? 11 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,093 I'm desperate. 12 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:03,789 We haven't had a score in over a week and I'm broke! 13 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,424 How am I gonna afford my Botox treatments? 14 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:09,731 Oh my God. I'll die if I don't get them. 15 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:11,031 What's the big deal? 16 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,631 - You should see her without them. - Maybe we shouldn't. 17 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:15,800 Yeah, if this is the pretty T'nuk, she's right. 18 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:19,403 It is a matter of life and death... ours. Everybody chip in. 19 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,141 All I have is two kronigs. 20 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,115 I'm down to my last one. 21 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,982 How about you? Come on, cough up, you cheap bastard. 22 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,112 I'm a little short at the moment. 23 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,122 Look, we'll all have plenty of spending money 24 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:31,783 after we deliver that buttload 25 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,726 of bootlegged holographic DVDs in the hold. 26 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,991 Chode, trafficking in bootleg DVDs 27 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,931 means we're stealing from the artist, producers... 28 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,696 everyone who works hard to bring a little entertainment 29 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,669 to this dreary universe. 30 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,968 Maybe we should do the right thing and destroy them. 31 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,211 There are no DVDs in here. 32 00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:01,184 Looks like you got some bootleg DVD boxes. 33 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:06,884 So, Chode, what's your next brilliant plan? 34 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,360 Yeah, the new Zbox 360,000's coming out 35 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:10,953 and I have no way to pay for it. 36 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,659 What's the difference between the Zbox you have and the new one? 37 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,793 Faster graphics? Better sound? 38 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,427 Duh, my old one has 39 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,132 the 299,000 logo on it. 40 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:23,108 And this one has the 360,000 logo. 41 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,374 Stop your whining. You don't need that stupid game console. 42 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,346 And we solved T'nuk's problem. 43 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,975 What about me? My book club is meeting next week 44 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:33,144 and I can't afford the book. 45 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,051 Do you realize the scandal it will cause 46 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,989 if I show up without reading the assigned text? 47 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:41,585 Jeez, Frasier, have you ever thought about visiting a library? 48 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,255 - Have you? - Touché. 49 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,264 Hey, I've been due for my 50,000-light-year checkup 50 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:47,664 for about 20,000 light years, 51 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:51,136 and you don't see me complaining... much. 52 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,662 - What about you, Six? - What does she care? 53 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,230 She doesn't get bored 54 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,971 so she doesn't need any form of entertainment. 55 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,412 Except during sex with Chode. Ga-zing! 56 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:03,506 She doesn't need money, she doesn't eat 57 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,518 and she doesn't grow old. 58 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,816 She's got it made. Bitch. 59 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,584 Ahem. She is standing right here. 60 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,750 Oh, sorry, bitch! 61 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:15,386 I can't believe you're all so materialistic. 62 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:17,896 - And you're not? - Nah, if I had a bunch of money, 63 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,162 I wouldn't buy things with it. I'd just bathe in it. 64 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,830 I'd pour it onto my bed and roll around in it. 65 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,500 I'd rub it all over my body until the... 66 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:30,805 Ooh! 67 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,811 We need some money. 68 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,904 How about selling real estate like that guy on TV? 69 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,506 No, that's just a pyramid scheme. 70 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,949 - What about donating blood? - You don't have any. 71 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,044 I could sell my sperm to a sperm bank. 72 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,816 And I could sell my eggs. 73 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:45,949 Help me understand something. Is your whole world a fantasy? 74 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:49,587 Or just the part where you two aren't main attractions in the freak show? 75 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,494 How about paid assassins? 76 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:54,125 I saw an ad in the back of my magazine that was looking for hit men. 77 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,727 There's not one of us here that could hurt a fly. 78 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,500 Okay, anything bigger than a fly. 79 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,203 I saw a thinly veiled ad for a masseur 80 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,075 on the back of one of my magazines. 81 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,205 Six could make a fortune turning tricks. 82 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,081 Gus, what magazine did you say you were reading? 83 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:13,517 - "Field and Stream. " - Six, you've got an email. 84 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:16,954 - Oh my. - What? 85 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,686 My creator's second cousin once removed died. 86 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,058 What does "once removed" mean? 87 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,256 He's left me his entire fortune. 88 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,822 Once removed means he left you his fortune? 89 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:29,494 No, it means that there's a difference of one generation. 90 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:31,662 For example, your mother's first cousin 91 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,672 is your first cousin once... 92 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:35,367 Would you shut up about the once removed thing? 93 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,103 What about the fortune? 94 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,542 It seems I'm rich. 95 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,512 I'm ridiculously wealthy. 96 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:43,344 Then what does this second cousin part mean? 97 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:44,782 Whip, shut up! 98 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:48,014 Now go on, Six. What else does the email say? 99 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:51,148 It looks like all I have to do is fill out some paperwork, 100 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,657 but that's about it. 101 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,626 He left me 10 million kronigs. 102 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,994 Our troubles are over. 103 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,126 I say we retire from the rat race 104 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,365 and settle down on an island planet. 105 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:08,272 Yeah, we could spend the rest of our days sipping piña coladas 106 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,798 and feeling up the natives. 107 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,309 Sounds good to me. 108 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:14,404 Listen, right now I'm not sure what I'll do with the money. 109 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,005 Hmm? 110 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,017 I mean, maybe I should donate it to a charity 111 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,849 or set up a scholarship fund for sexbots. 112 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,515 Maybe this inheritance is my opportunity 113 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,649 to start doing the right thing. 114 00:05:25,692 --> 00:05:29,253 Let me at her. I'll kill her. Do you hear me? I'll kill her! 115 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:32,128 He must really want that book. 116 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,497 - Snap out of it. - That selfish little harlot. 117 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,697 Well, she can take her money and shove it up her Grand Canyon of a... 118 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,728 Get ahold of yourself! 119 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:42,866 That intergalactic semen depository! 120 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,002 Let me have a try. 121 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,450 Thank you. I needed that. 122 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,680 Look, you're going about this all wrong. 123 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:57,622 You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. 124 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:01,286 You want to catch flies, you use a steaming pile of bull... 125 00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:03,454 Whip! Now we have to come up with a way 126 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,623 that she'll hand it over to us happily. 127 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:08,099 - Yeah. - Of course. 128 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:09,601 All right! 129 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,603 You can't see it, but I'm smiling, too. 130 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:13,662 Big smile. 131 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:17,301 - Ahem. - What's this? 132 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,777 Well, you probably didn't know this about me, 133 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:22,508 but I'm a huge supporter of the March of Kronigs. 134 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,016 Kids born with odd numbers of tentacles, the less fortunate, 135 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,019 stuff like that. I was wondering if you'd sponsor me. 136 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,112 This wouldn't be about my money, would it? 137 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:32,249 Of course not. I'm just doing the right thing. 138 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,020 Name here, sign here, then put the amount here. 139 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,994 The minimum is 5 million kronigs a mile. 140 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,394 How about the "March of the Penguins"? 141 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:42,433 - "The Light Brigade?" - That's "Charge. " 142 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:45,335 MasterCard or Visa? 143 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,935 Well, are you there yet? 144 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:53,878 No, and since when do you care whether or not I have an orgasm? 145 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,744 Six, I'm hurt. 146 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,977 I care very deeply. 147 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,814 That's not it. 148 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:02,912 That's a button on the comforter. 149 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,628 Okay, who feels lucky? 150 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,759 Keep your eye on the little lady. 151 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,463 Where is she? Where is she? 152 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,266 Where is she? Bets. 153 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,472 Hmm. 154 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,812 How are we gonna lure her in if you can't even pick the right card? 155 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:32,284 - You went too fast. - So much for playing our cards right. 156 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:42,390 The Bible says in Luke 6:38: 157 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:45,829 Give and it shall be given unto you. 158 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:48,527 The Lord Jesus Christ said in the Old Testament 159 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,002 and I quote, "If you want my blessing, 160 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,335 give to my"... what? 161 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:55,397 I don't care if he wasn't around till the New Testament. 162 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,568 Stop interrupting. 163 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:01,410 Please, look into your inheritan... I mean, 164 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:04,939 your heart and give to the number on the screen. 165 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,747 For a mere 10 million kronigs, 166 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:10,745 together we will build a palace worthy of Our Lord Jesus. 167 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,953 And... oh, yeah, and most importantly, 168 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:17,224 we will get you into heaven. 169 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,128 Chyron the telephone number. 170 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,328 God damn it, Bob, Chyron the telephone freakin' number. 171 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,996 Father, sons and holy toast. 172 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,966 As you sleep, think of nothing but giving all your money away. 173 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,502 What a restful and warm feeling it will bring to you 174 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,344 to give all your money to Bob. 175 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:38,441 Give all your money to Bob. 176 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:40,475 - Give your money to... - Huh? 177 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:44,056 Give your money to Bob. 178 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,991 - And Whip. - And T'nuk. 179 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,494 - And Gus. - And Chode. 180 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,464 And afterwards, do that thing that I love. 181 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,432 You know, the swirly thing with your finger 182 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,095 that you get tired of doing, but I can't get enough of. 183 00:08:57,136 --> 00:09:00,503 And make me a ham sandwich with mustard and Swiss 184 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,599 and a cool beverage to go with it. 185 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:04,507 Shut up! 186 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,748 I've had it up to here with all these money-grubbing schemes. 187 00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:15,754 Right now I wish I'd never inherited the money. 188 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,416 If it's troubling you, I could take it off your hands. 189 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,392 I'd sooner jettison it into space than give any of it to you. 190 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:25,420 Oh, yeah? Is that all the thanks I get for trying to find your G-spot? 191 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:28,922 Tonight, I'm getting mine and forget about you. 192 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,902 Brava, Six, brava. 193 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,495 What with standing up to Chode like that 194 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,563 and your talk of scholarships and charities, 195 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,939 I'm seeing a side of you I never thought you had. 196 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:39,342 - Really? - Yes. 197 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:41,744 And while I did go along with Chode's silly little schemes, 198 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,612 I felt horribly about it. 199 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,207 We all should be ashamed of ourselves. 200 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,684 Speak for yourself. 201 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:49,586 The only thing I'm ashamed of is that we failed. 202 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,688 Huh? 203 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:57,355 You have shown us that there is a different way of thinking, 204 00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,126 an alternative to Chode's selfish ways. 205 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,157 You have brought us out of the dark ages 206 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,930 and led us into the light. 207 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,370 - I'm sorry, Six. - Me too. 208 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,566 - I feel like... - You're really serious? 209 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,576 You care about my opinion? 210 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,737 Serious as a heart attack. 211 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,144 Group hug. 212 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,945 Whip, get your hand off my ass. 213 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:20,384 Charity comes in all forms. 214 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:28,749 T'nuk, I've noticed you've been resting your elbows on your console. 215 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,818 Yeah, so? 216 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,126 Well, it creates tension in the shoulders. 217 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:35,327 Try relaxing. Let your arms hang by your side. 218 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,461 Maybe there'd be less tension in your sphincter 219 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,734 if you shoved your head up your ass. Ow! 220 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,136 Oh, you're right. Much better. 221 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:48,271 Whip, rift factor three... 222 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,010 I'm not sure we wanna do that. What do you think, Six? 223 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:54,577 Whip, let's play it a little more conservatively... rift factor two. 224 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:56,019 When should we plan on refueling? 225 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:57,716 I figure we can make it another 50... 226 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,657 Sorry, Uncle Chode. I was asking Six. 227 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,660 - Huh? - Maintaining our current speed 228 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,855 should take us at least 60 light years. 229 00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,660 I don't know why I didn't express my opinion before. 230 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,497 Probably because you had my... in your mouth. 231 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:12,527 Six, since you seem to be perfectly able to run this ship, 232 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,563 the rest of you, my cabin now! 233 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,547 What the hell's going on out there? 234 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:25,414 We're ingratiating ourselves to Mommy Warbucks. 235 00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:26,577 What do you think? 236 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,883 Well, from my chair, which happens to be the captain's, 237 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,980 - it looks like mutiny. - What? 238 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:33,423 Yeah, I saw it in "Mutiny on the Booty. " 239 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,791 There was this captain and he was tapping every chick 240 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,194 in the all-female crew till his first mate... 241 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,527 His second in command. 242 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:42,329 No, the one he had sex with first. 243 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,599 So the first mate, she decides she's gonna take over 244 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,436 so the crew could have a giant all-girl orgy without him. 245 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,135 God, it was hot. 246 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,167 Anyway, then they threw him in an escape pod 247 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,146 and jettisoned him out into space. 248 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,376 We're not getting rid of you. We just need a couple of days 249 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:58,644 to win her over. 250 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,549 Come on, Uncle Chode. It's working. 251 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,714 - She's digging the power. - No. 252 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,815 Why do you have to screw us? 253 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:08,588 That's exactly what the crew asked Captain Thigh. 254 00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:10,618 You numbnuts need to find another way 255 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,824 to get at her money and that's an order. 256 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,263 I'm not sure. 257 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:18,634 Why not? Look at what a great job you've been doing. 258 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,901 It's easy to look good when you're sitting next to Chode. 259 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,841 Don't sell yourself short. You're a born leader. 260 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:25,343 But it sounds like mutiny. 261 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,278 That's because we've got it in our heads that this ship is a dictatorship. 262 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,339 But in reality, it's a democracy. 263 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,043 And we would vote for you. 264 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,144 You're not all doing this to get my money, are you? 265 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:38,179 Money? Don't be ridiculous. 266 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,421 Besides, I thought you were giving it away to your favorite charities. 267 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,758 - You haven't, have you? - I haven't even received it yet. 268 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,457 But like any democracy, 269 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,023 you'd owe your constituency for their support. 270 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,625 Like any democracy. 271 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,431 We need some new blood in leadership. 272 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,665 When was the last time Chode got us some dough, huh? 273 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,970 You'd be doing us a favor, right, guys? 274 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,533 Please help us, Six. We're desperate. 275 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,943 Well, thanks for putting your faith in me. 276 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,141 I'll do what I can, but how? 277 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:06,174 You'll think of something. You're Six. 278 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,422 Stop it, stop it. It hurts! 279 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,083 Chode, the crew needs me right now. 280 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,523 It wouldn't be permanent. 281 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,392 Just until we get the ship back on its feet, monetarily speaking. 282 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,658 Not for all the tea in China. 283 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:22,030 What if I could offer you something better than tea? 284 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,659 Oh! 285 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,775 Whip, rift factor three 286 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,075 - High five. - Nobody high fives anymore. 287 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,980 Chest bump? 288 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:40,577 - Yaaahh! - Whoo-hoo! 289 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,486 ¤ A jolly good fellow ¤ 290 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,956 ¤ That nobody can deny. ¤ 291 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,395 Wow, no wonder Chode's always horny. 292 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,491 Well, what will be your first act as our new commander? 293 00:13:55,534 --> 00:13:58,503 Well, how about addressing the troops? 294 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,596 I'd like to start off by explaining to you 295 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,938 that things are going to be a bit different around here. 296 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,070 - We're counting on that. - I'm going to run a tight ship. 297 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,875 Sure, whatever you say. 298 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,212 Always consider the importance of responsibility 299 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:12,808 and accountability. 300 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,946 Yeah yeah yeah, but are you going to, you know, 301 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,717 take care of us? 302 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:21,248 Of course. I guess what we'll have is a symbiotic relationship. 303 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,558 You take care of the ship and I take care of you. 304 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,532 - That's what I'm talking about. - Any questions? 305 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:30,034 - Yes, Whip. - Can I sit in the vibrating chair? 306 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,334 So what's our plan? She owes us now, 307 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,273 but how do we turn that into cash? 308 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,833 I guess we could just come out and ask her for the money. 309 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,075 You know, kind of like a headhunter's finder's fee. 310 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,776 Isn't there some kind of alimony palimony we could demand? 311 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,785 Or maybe she could adopt us. 312 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,152 We could ask her for a salary advance of the next 20 years. 313 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:53,056 Oh, that's good! 314 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,855 No, it's not. I was being sarcastic. 315 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,386 - What a bunch of lunkheads. - You're not the captain anymore. 316 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,022 We don't have to put up with your crap! 317 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,660 What are you exactly? Six's sex slave now? 318 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,762 Nope, just a passenger waiting to get off at the next stop. 319 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,773 Then go back to your seat in coach. 320 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,434 This is first class, baby. 321 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,001 I'm flying first class, believe me. 322 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,307 I can afford it. 323 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,507 Master Whip. Sir. 324 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,516 Madam. 325 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,246 Where were we? Oh, yes, the plan. 326 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,847 We keep doing what Six asks and complimenting her 327 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,447 on her leadership skills. 328 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,584 Then once she receives her inheritance, 329 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,491 we'll hit her with some requests. 330 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,462 What are you all doing? 331 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,795 - We're on a break. - I didn't authorize a break. 332 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,857 Come on, let's get back on the bridge. 333 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,062 - This ship won't run itself. - But Chode doesn't... 334 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,537 Do I look like a purple- phallic-haired- 335 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,632 - no-pants-wearing lazy ass to you? - No. 336 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,110 Then how could you confuse me with Chode? 337 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,306 Your sunny disposition? 338 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:54,617 Cheer up. I have a surprise for you. 339 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,645 - Yes! - Okay, let's see them. 340 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,586 Uniforms break down individuality 341 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,096 and inspire bonding. 342 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,327 The only thing it's gonna bond together 343 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,563 are T'nuk's thighs when they heat up. 344 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:15,435 Uh, crew. 345 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,053 Whip, haven't you already used up 346 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,022 your allotted bathroom break time? 347 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,957 But last time I had to relieve a different urge. 348 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,154 But now I'm touching cloth here. 349 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:39,187 The turtle's poking his head out of his shell, if you know what I mean. 350 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,256 Oh! 351 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,268 And then the Snozzolean says, 352 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,361 "Yeah, it always shrinks when I go in the water. " 353 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,501 Let's keep the personal chatter for when you're off-duty. 354 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:53,307 Money or no money, if Big Tits barks one more order, 355 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,142 I'm gonna rip her face off. 356 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,978 Well, you've forgotten one thing: She's a machine. 357 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,850 If you could insert this disk in her and do a little reprogramming, 358 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,854 she'll do whatever we tell her. 359 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,625 Hey! What do you think you're doing? 360 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:10,127 I had an update for your operating system, 361 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,062 so I thought I'd upload it. 362 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,123 My disk drive is in the back of my head. 363 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,658 Oh, I guess it's just men who think with their genitals. 364 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,137 - Yaoow! - Get back to work. 365 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:25,268 Wow, I can't believe how strict Six has become. 366 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,279 Yeah, she sure knows how to crack the Whip. 367 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,907 Well, that went extremely well. What a great idea, Six. 368 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:36,216 Great idea, Captain Six. 369 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,519 So what did you sell those guys? 370 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,220 Captain had the ingenious idea to sell them the foam packing peanuts. 371 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:45,526 - Who'd wanna buy that crap? - Humans. We repackaged it. 372 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,930 Sold it to them as freeze-dried cappuccino foam. 373 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,126 And they bought it? 374 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,136 It seems they're suckers for anything having to do 375 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,138 with the drinking of coffee. 376 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,232 The idiots pay up to $15 for a pound of beans. 377 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,140 Looks like we're in the wrong business. 378 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:01,476 - No, we're not. We made a killing. - Well, let's have it. 379 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,071 - What? - Our cut. 380 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,015 You'll receive a paycheck at the end of the month. 381 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,610 Of course, it will have the necessary taxes withheld... 382 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,712 social security, unemployment insurance, 383 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,191 FOOFA, CRF, et cetera. Good work, everyone. 384 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:17,992 So now we're making less money than before so we can be rich? 385 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,590 That is it. I can't take this any longer. 386 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:23,601 My exo-alloy is sensitive to synthetic material. 387 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,035 Not to mention it makes you all look like dweebs. 388 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,835 I want Uncle Chode back. 389 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,069 I'm with Whip. Six, the power's gone to your head. 390 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,078 You've sucked all the fun out of this place. 391 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,545 Sure, you're efficient and productive 392 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,878 and Chode is a slacker jerk, but so are we. 393 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,850 If you want to continue torturing us, 394 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:42,854 you'd better cut us in on your millions right now. 395 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,322 - Mm-hmm. - But I gave up my inheritance to Chode. 396 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,847 That's how I became captain. 397 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,154 Say what? 398 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:51,685 You asked me to take over and run things, so I bought out Chode. 399 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,698 But we only wanted you to be captain so you'd owe us 400 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,359 and give us your money. 401 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,836 And because of your need for greed and your need for power, 402 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,863 I'm a very rich man, or will be. 403 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,705 I just wired the jurisdictional inheritance transfer fees, 404 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:08,110 which weren't cheap. I should have my money any minute now. 405 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,810 Please, Chode, get us out from under Six's tyrannical thumb. 406 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,512 Are you kidding? And deal with this ship of fools again? 407 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,680 Nah, I feel 10 years younger 408 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,122 and 10 million kronigs richer. 409 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,854 You morons made this bed. Now you can lie in it. 410 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,226 Please don't leave us with her! 411 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:27,061 Take us with you. We'll do anything! 412 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:31,058 Please, Uncle Chode, please. 413 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,128 Captain, you do have a heart. You'll help us, won't you? 414 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,699 Are you kidding? These are tears of joy. 415 00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,937 I'm so happy I won't have to see you nitwits again, 416 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,468 I can't hold my emotions back. 417 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,346 My money should be here. 418 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,581 I knew it would take a while coming all the way from Nigeria, 419 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,144 but this is ridiculous. 420 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,554 - From where? - Nigeria. 421 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,855 Isn't that where all those Internet scams originate? 422 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,862 Yeah, they operate out of Internet cafes, 423 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,421 sending emails to unsuspecting marks 424 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,695 with offers of lottery wins. 425 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,634 Or inheritance from a long-lost relative. 426 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,638 Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that. 427 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:10,199 No, it's true. Didn't you say you sent them a sizable fee? 428 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,177 My email came back undeliverable. 429 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,477 I'm gonna call them. 430 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,886 You have reached a number that is no longer in service 431 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,547 or has been disconnected. 432 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,750 If you have reached this number in error, 433 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,760 please hang up. 434 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:32,252 Mother..., son of a gun. You son of a... 435 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,357 You...! You...! 436 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,933 I hope this taught you all a lesson. 437 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,737 What? That the grass is always greener? 438 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,175 A fool and his money are soon parted? 439 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:48,475 If it seems too good to be true, it probably is? 440 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,879 No, I was thinking that regardless of what we go through 441 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,384 on this ship, no matter how life-threatening 442 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,046 or life-altering the conflict is, 443 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,353 we always pretty much end up exactly where we started. 444 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,360 Not now, Six. I'm busy here. 445 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,862 Whoa-ho! Jeez, Six, 446 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,922 there's better ways of showing me you're frisky than goosing me. 447 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:11,527 Well, I wouldn't have to if you'd lift up your right cheek. 448 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,097 Ah...! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net