1 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,418 What was Mr. Spock always looking at inside that View-Master of his? 2 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,706 Oh yeah. 3 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,731 Da plane! Da plane! 4 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,266 Look at me, Uncle Chode. 5 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,175 Godzilla! 6 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,919 Not many of those to the pound. 7 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:57,184 This is exactly how I looked in high school. 8 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,555 Really? I bet you had to beat the boys off. 9 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:03,084 Yeah. Well, when they weren't beating themselves off. 10 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:06,257 Hey, Gus, look how that mirror gives you a dumpy ass. 11 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,824 This is a normal mirror. 12 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:13,065 Uncle Chode, I haven't had this much fun 13 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,733 since you took me to the Chicken Ranch 14 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,105 to lose my virginity. 15 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:19,373 Chode, tell me you didn't bring your own nephew to a prostitute. 16 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,879 No, of course not. 17 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,541 I took him to the chicken farms. 18 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:25,449 That chicken will never be the same. 19 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,282 Turn me vegetarian. 20 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,379 Ooh! Ooh, look! Star Gypsy! 21 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:32,050 I can't believe people actually pay money 22 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,027 to hear some knockoff phony predict their future. 23 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:37,757 That's not just any phony. She's the best in the galaxy. 24 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:41,255 She even predicted Britney Spears's marriage wouldn't last. 25 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,565 Yeah, well here's another brilliant revelation: 26 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,468 Her next eight won't last either. 27 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,497 It's harmless fun, Chode. Why don't you give it a try? 28 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,270 Forget it. Do I look like an idiot? 29 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,972 Is that a trick question? 30 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:55,981 Who knows? Maybe she'll predict if you end up a rich man. 31 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,380 Hmm. 32 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,715 Chode McBlob. 33 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:06,350 - Hey... How did you... - I sensed you were coming to see me. 34 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:07,654 Told you she was good. 35 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:10,959 Welcome. I am Gypsy Rosalie. 36 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:13,898 Gypsy Rosalie, not Rose Lee. 37 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:16,731 What is it you would like to know about your future? 38 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:20,170 Am I gonna be rich? Will I be happy? 39 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,333 Will I live to see Michael Jackson make a comeback? 40 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:26,709 Oh, yes yes yes. Yes! 41 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,543 You see good things in my future? 42 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:30,549 No, I foresee a terrible illness. 43 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:34,349 Damn! That skank from Titerion Seven insisted 44 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,821 she didn't have gonorrhea, and I went and believed her. 45 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,983 Relax, it's just a bad cold. 46 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,152 You really should wash your hands 47 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,287 when using a public restroom. 48 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,263 Check. What else can you tell me? 49 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:48,631 Your tentacles tell me you're an incredibly childish alien 50 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,068 who only cares about himself. 51 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,163 Wow, Uncle Chode. 52 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,902 It's like she's looking right into your soul. 53 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:59,105 I predict one day all those closest to you 54 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,806 will turn on you. 55 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,578 That's a given, but I wanna hear something good about my future. 56 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,710 I'm afraid it doesn't work like that. 57 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,449 Sure it does. Start blowing some smoke up my ass. 58 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:11,480 Okay, here's something. 59 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,049 I predict tomorrow morning 60 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:17,426 you will have the best bowel movement of your life. 61 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:19,055 Now that'll be 50 kronigs. 62 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:21,862 50?! You call yourself a fortune-teller? 63 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:24,631 The only thing you're good at is making people's money disappear. 64 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:28,368 Pay up, or I will curse you. 65 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,376 Oh for heaven's sake, Chode, pay her. 66 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,872 Okay. Here you go. 67 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,678 Nnng! 68 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:41,819 Evil spirits of the here and beyond, 69 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:43,719 I summon you! 70 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:46,224 A covetous woman, coitus interruptus, 71 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:49,092 Milena Kanakaredes, Dom DeLuise. 72 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:52,325 I cast a hex on you, Chode McBlob! 73 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:56,597 May you vanish from the eyes of those around you... 74 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,035 forever! 75 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:02,269 I said supersize me! 76 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:04,708 Keep going, you cheap bastard. 77 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:08,145 And give me a jumbo strawberry popsicle while you're at it. 78 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,979 - What happened to you? - I'm hungry. Sue me. 79 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,986 Maybe you should go back and pay the gypsy what you owe her. 80 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,420 Are you insane? That overtucked nut job 81 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,321 is getting exactly what she deserves. 82 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,349 Uh! 83 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,623 What do you say we blow this popsicle stand? 84 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:27,662 Uh, Whip, 85 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,565 get us the hell out of here. 86 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:35,063 That's the last time I order sushi at a traveling carnival. 87 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,542 Oh, I'm not sure which end 88 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:41,411 that caterpillar roll is trying to crawl out of. 89 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,108 Bob, didn't you forget something? 90 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,776 No, I've already apologized 91 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:46,751 for reorganizing your lingerie drawer this morning. 92 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,845 I mean Chode. He's not here. 93 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:50,583 Is there a problem with the transporter? 94 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,386 If there is, it's his own fault. 95 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,451 Chode insists on filling the ship up with cheap gas. 96 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,089 Speaking of cheap gas... 97 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,632 I beamed Chode aboard. He's standing right next to you. 98 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,898 - Wh-what's that? - It's called a popsicle. 99 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,198 What's your problem? 100 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,637 Chode, where are you? 101 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,073 What are you talking about? I'm standing right here in front of you. 102 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,973 You are? I can't see you. 103 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:14,969 That's ridiculous. I've never heard anything so stupid in my whole life. 104 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,778 What the... hey! Where's my hand? 105 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:21,275 It's the gypsy. She said she was gonna put a curse on you. 106 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,346 That's what you get for pissing her off. 107 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:26,051 Well, if this is the best she's got, 108 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:27,889 go for it. 109 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,792 Chode, you can't be serious. 110 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,729 You can't go through life being invisible. 111 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:33,755 Why not? Works for the homeless. 112 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,859 Besides, think about the upshots. 113 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:38,996 If no one can see me, I can start letting myself go. 114 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,699 Start? 115 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:45,136 Hey, you did that on purpose. 116 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,578 No, this I did on purpose. 117 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:50,707 Hey! 118 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,985 Why do I get the feeling the fun has just begun? 119 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,653 Chode? Are you here? 120 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,889 In the bathroom. 121 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,660 Remember, I'm taking you to see a specialist this afternoon. 122 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,293 I told you, I don't need no specialist. 123 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:10,700 Oh yes, you do. 124 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,228 You've no idea what that gypsy's curse might lead to. 125 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,133 Are you okay? 126 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,643 I'll say this about that gypsy... 127 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,236 ...she was right about one thing. 128 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,304 That was the best crap I've ever had. 129 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,043 Okay okay. 130 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:27,018 If it'll make you feel better, I'll go see your stupid doctor. 131 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,714 - You will? - Yeah, sure, whatever. 132 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,245 Thank you. 133 00:06:30,289 --> 00:06:33,019 Uh, Six... that's not my face. 134 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,390 I know. 135 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,622 Well, Doctor, what do you think? 136 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,653 It doesn't look good. 137 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:41,098 That's because I'm invisible, you quack. 138 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,692 You cholesterol is through the roof. 139 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,396 You really need to lay off the fast food. 140 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,496 That's it, high cholesterol? 141 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:48,370 Pretty much. Everything else checks out. 142 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,308 Phew, that's a relief. 143 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,140 But what about his invisibility? 144 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,941 I won't deny it's incredibly rare, 145 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,005 but all other vital signs are normal. 146 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:57,709 You hear that, Six? 147 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,684 There's got to be something that could be done for him. 148 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,619 A medication, a treatment? 149 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,248 Well, there's the old school approach or the new school approach. 150 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,552 What's the old school? 151 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,355 You wrap gauze around your face and body and put on sunglasses. 152 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,021 And the new school? 153 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:12,860 Well, have you ever seen the Blue Man Group perform? 154 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,499 There's got to be something else you can do, Doctor. 155 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,299 Frankly, until his condition changes, 156 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,828 I think the best thing you all can do is simply get used to it. 157 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,602 Get used to it. 158 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,745 Huh? Hmm. 159 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,117 Mmm. 160 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,655 Mmm. 161 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,629 Huh? 162 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,837 Hmm. 163 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:02,710 Huh? 164 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:07,979 Oh! 165 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,317 Hmm. 166 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:18,957 Huh? 167 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,791 Uncle Chode! 168 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,899 - Pervert! - How'd you know I was here? 169 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,308 Thermal body scan. 170 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,542 From now on, we'll all know exactly where you are at all times. 171 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,980 You're no fun. 172 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,507 Yes, well. Looks like you're just going to have to find 173 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,543 some other poor schmucks to torment. 174 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,316 Hmm, I never thought of that. 175 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,516 Hmm. 176 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,083 It says here, 177 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:52,655 women reach their sexual peak at 45. 178 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,791 You're not gonna start, are you? 179 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,529 I'm a woman, Darph. 180 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,127 I have needs. 181 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:01,936 I know. I've got the credit card bills to prove it. 182 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,033 Come on, Darphie. 183 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,237 What's it gonna take to get you 184 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,804 to make love to me? 185 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:12,784 A lot of porn and a laser pointed at my temple. 186 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:14,376 I'm gonna sleep on the couch. 187 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,980 Damn, you pervert son of a bitch, you always... 188 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,354 Mmm! 189 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,827 Bernice! Turn that thing off! 190 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,626 You're gonna blow a fuse! 191 00:09:43,015 --> 00:09:44,880 Whoa! Bobo's got one of those 192 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,681 supernova space-age foam mattresses. 193 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,483 I've gotta try that puppy out. 194 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:57,556 So, you decided to come back to bed, did ya? 195 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:01,761 Well, you're gonna have to work for it. 196 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,269 - Huh? What... - Oh yes! 197 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,671 Baby wants what Daddy's got. 198 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,801 Oh, honey! 199 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,506 Oh, that intergalactic-strength Viagra 200 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,981 is really working. 201 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,382 Yes! Yes! 202 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,249 Give it to me! 203 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,552 Harder! Please, harder! 204 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:27,388 Huh? What the hell is going on? 205 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:38,428 Honey's been a dirty girl. 206 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,962 A dirty, dirty girl. 207 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,501 Whoa! 208 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,603 Oh oh oh! 209 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,140 Oh my God! No! 210 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:55,381 Bernice, what the hell is going on? 211 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,454 - Wha... - What just happened? 212 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,520 I don't know, but "Cosmos" is right. 213 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:07,157 I think I just hit my sexual peak. 214 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,929 Are you sure the purple dickwad isn't here? 215 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:14,235 I did a thermal scan and cordoned off the bridge. We're alone. 216 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,400 I'm just waiting for him to pull a wedgie 217 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,433 or trip me down another flight of stairs. 218 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:19,774 Tell me about it. 219 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:23,043 - I've been walking around on eggshells. - You and me both. 220 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,743 You mean he sprinkled eggshells around your bed 221 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,274 while you were sleeping too? 222 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,411 I was hoping the novelty would start to wear off, 223 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,217 but he's just getting worse by the minute. 224 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,693 Okay, so what are we gonna do about the invisible asswipe? 225 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,566 Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me. 226 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:48,039 Fool me again, I'll toast his crystal balls on an open fire. 227 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,736 I'd like to see you try, you overgrown hippo. 228 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,576 He's here! I thought you said you did a thermal scan of his fat ass. 229 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:57,081 I did, and secured the hatch. 230 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,549 Chode, how did you get in here? 231 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,814 I just walked through the door like it wasn't there. 232 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,753 Chode, something's happening. 233 00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:05,052 I think you're getting worse. Where are you? 234 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,651 All right, if you're going to play games... 235 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:11,185 I used this spray snow to decorate the ship's windows last Christmas. 236 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,662 Er... huh? 237 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,934 You look like a Frosted Mini-Wheat. 238 00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,565 Yeah, then why don't you eat me? 239 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:25,975 Uncle Chode, if you're not coming up on the thermal scan, 240 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,672 and you're able to walk through doors, 241 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:30,910 I'd say something's going on with your molecular structure. 242 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,442 Thanks for the diagnosis, Mr. Spock, but I'm fine. 243 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,655 Chode, where are you going? 244 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,353 To wash this crap off and then to the Crab Nebula for a cold one. 245 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:42,860 Chode, wait. 246 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,795 What are you doing? 247 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,561 Obviously we were visited 248 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,934 by some type of interstellar apparition last night. 249 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,900 I wouldn't say visited 250 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,308 so much as invaded. 251 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,644 Whatever. I'm calling in the experts of the paranormal 252 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:06,845 to make sure that freak occurrence doesn't happen again. 253 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,888 Pick up that phone, and it'll be the last call you make! 254 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,413 Oh, ooh. 255 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,720 Call me. 256 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,821 Scotch on the rocks. 257 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,098 Mmm. Ah. 258 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:35,138 You gonna give me something more than a glass of ice? 259 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,012 I just poured you a Scotch, bub. 260 00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:38,812 Do you want another one? It'll be six kronigs. 261 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,820 I'd like the one I just paid for. 262 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:46,156 Hey! What... I... 263 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,499 Guys, take a look at this. 264 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,339 I think Uncle Chode is disappearing... 265 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,742 for good. 266 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,179 From your lips to God's ears. 267 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,945 After Uncle Chode didn't show up on the thermal scan, 268 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,474 I've been checking the ship's video feed 269 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,146 to see if I could find anything else peculiar. 270 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,917 These video logs were taken three months ago. 271 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,152 - Oh my God. - It gets worse. 272 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,719 After I saw this, I decided to go through his online photo album. 273 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:27,823 Here's a baby picture of Chode on a bearskin rug. 274 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,028 Heavens. Look at that ass. 275 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,435 It's like Chode's ceasing to exist. 276 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,769 I've got to talk some sense into him before it's too late. 277 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,636 Ah. 278 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,408 Just got fired from my job. What's your misery? 279 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,315 I think my wife is screwing a ghost. 280 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,978 Yeah, that tops me. 281 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,714 Can I buy you a drink? 282 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,013 Ooh! 283 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,921 Hey, what's your problem? 284 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,550 I'm not the one boning your wife. 285 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,585 Yeah well, I... see, um... 286 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,064 Playtime's over, Chode. I need to talk to you. 287 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,828 Ow ow ow! Easy! 288 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,425 That's my pinkie tentacle. 289 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,435 Okay. What... what is it already? 290 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,911 Listen to me very carefully. 291 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,538 Whip took a look at the ship's logs. 292 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,414 Your image is slowly disappearing from all records. 293 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,509 - Big deal. - You're even disappearing 294 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:21,917 from your baby photograph. 295 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,445 The rug shot? I always hated that picture. 296 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:28,085 Don't you understand? That gypsy curse hasn't just made you invisible. 297 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,357 She's wiping you out... completely. 298 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:34,457 You won't be able to hear, smell and... feel anything. 299 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,762 You mean...? 300 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,998 Yes, you can kiss sex goodbye. 301 00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,442 What are you just standing around for? 302 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,842 We've got to come up with a plan or I'm a dead man. 303 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,076 - T'nuk, did you hear something? - Nothing but a lot of hot air. 304 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,379 Come on, guys. Don't do this to me. 305 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,544 The clock's ticking. 306 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,349 Yeah, well, karma's a bitch... 307 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,185 and so am I. 308 00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,987 Okay guys, look. I know I've been nothing but an ass, 309 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,460 but I promise to make all this up to you. 310 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,588 But I need your help, please! 311 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,861 God, I love it when he grovels. 312 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,199 Relax, Chode. Whip's locking in the coordinates on the carnival. 313 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,669 We'll find that gypsy. 314 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,641 It's too late. It looks like they up and moved on to the next planet. 315 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,643 Now I'm totally... 316 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,145 Not necessarily. 317 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,774 I did a little digging on the background of the carnival. 318 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,217 Turns out it's owned and operated by Bobo Enterprises. 319 00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:30,449 Newsflash, nephew: Bobo hates my guts. 320 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,150 Chode, I'm sure the carnival's schedule 321 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:34,250 can be accessed from Bobo's computer. 322 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,854 Oh boy. Why do I get the feeling this is gonna get ugly? 323 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,362 Is that you, my love? 324 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,031 I've been waiting. 325 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:50,269 I know you're here. 326 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,573 Take me, please! 327 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,185 Okay, what am I looking for? 328 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,949 Where is it, where is it? 329 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,353 Uncle Chode had better hurry. 330 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,187 He's fading fast. 331 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,193 Even if he does locate the carnival, 332 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,957 how are we supposed to get the gypsy to reverse the curse? 333 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:13,863 Something tells me she won't want to spend the rest of her life 334 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:17,391 uglier and more disgusting than she could ever imagine. 335 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,301 Why's everyone looking at me? 336 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,364 Uncle Chode did it. We've got the coordinates on the carnival. 337 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:31,881 So there you are. 338 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,249 I knew you were here. 339 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:38,848 Mmm. I smelled your musky scent. 340 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:45,756 I'm not letting you out of here until you satisfy me. 341 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,823 Hmm. It's gonna be a long night. 342 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,901 - This is never gonna work. - It has to. 343 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,462 Remember, this will relay images to you. 344 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,474 Pick up our video signal and transmit it back. 345 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,135 We just have to stick to the script. 346 00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:02,307 That purple-butt raisin is gonna owe me big after this one. 347 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:05,839 Just kiss me! One kiss and I'll let you go. 348 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,453 I lied. 349 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:13,549 Mmm. 350 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,693 What do you want? 351 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,356 I want you to reverse the curse on Chode. 352 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:21,992 And I want lips like Angelina Jolie 353 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,934 and a vaginal rejuvenation. 354 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,596 Ain't gonna happen. 355 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,764 In that case, you leave me no choice. 356 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:30,832 I give you the evil eye. 357 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,537 You're kidding, right? 358 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,705 I invented the evil eye. 359 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,613 Therefore, I cast a pox on you. 360 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:41,016 I summon the souls of warlocks, witches and evil. 361 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,645 Look, is this going to take long? 362 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,987 I've got a hot date with the wolf man from the freak exhibit. 363 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:49,255 Oh yeah, it's doggie-style tonight. 364 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,854 Before you go, you might want to check your makeup. 365 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,228 Okay, it's working. 366 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,199 Just mimic everything she says and does. 367 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,929 My face! 368 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,596 What have you done to it? 369 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,367 I am hideous! 370 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,841 You'll spend an eternity looking like this, 371 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,970 unless you reverse the curse. 372 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,378 Yes, I'll do it. I'll reverse the curse. 373 00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,814 Just turn me back to the way I was. 374 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,784 This is so obscene. 375 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,343 Revolting. 376 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,945 Loathsome. 377 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,423 Nauseating. 378 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,823 Watch it, bitch! 379 00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,154 Give it to me! 380 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,893 Not going to happen. 381 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:35,035 This isn't what it looks like. 382 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,906 I'm not even sure what it looks like. 383 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,433 Huh? 384 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,475 You... Darph, 385 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,779 there's a perfectly good explanation for this. 386 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:49,446 This is all a figment of your imagination. 387 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,649 Whip, get me the... out of here now! 388 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,358 Ow! 389 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,592 You guys really saved my ass. 390 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,657 And to be perfectly honest, I don't know how to thank you. 391 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,102 I knew it. He's taking the cheap way out. 392 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,765 So I picked out a few things 393 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,673 as a token of my appreciation. 394 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,979 Those are genuine diamonds, Six. 395 00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,452 Not the cheap pubic zirconia I always try to pass over on you. 396 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:24,353 Chode, it's gorgeous. Thank you. 397 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,754 Huh? 398 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,990 Cash. Cool, Uncle Chode. 399 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,894 Yeah, what's going on? 400 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,866 Did your brain vanish with that gypsy's curse? 401 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,200 Not at all. I just felt it was time to be generous. 402 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,706 Gus, aren't you going to open yours? 403 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,874 A designer wallet. 404 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,937 Oh, Chode, I don't know what to say. This is extravagant. 405 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,949 Nothing but the best for my crew. 406 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,783 I see. It still has the driver's license and credit cards 407 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,549 of the guy you lifted it from. 408 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,783 Mm-hmm. I'd say you've got a good two hours 409 00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,655 to go hogwild with those credit cards 410 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:02,853 before they're reported stolen. 411 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:04,725 I don't know. I feel kind of weird 412 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,254 about accepting ill-gotten presents. 413 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,290 Yes. 414 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,165 You heard the man, we've got two hours. 415 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,194 Let's hit the mall. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net