1 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:23,779 Why can't I stop thinking about tits? 2 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,131 Come on, come on, Granny. 3 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:41,231 At your age trans fats are the least of your problems. 4 00:00:41,274 --> 00:00:44,107 Take a pill, you bloated butt-plug. 5 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,736 You'll be old one day. 6 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:48,771 Yeah, and I'll still be in this supermarket. 7 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:51,579 Oh relax, Chode. It's a waste of time getting all... 8 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:55,577 oh my sweet Lord. Frozen quiche is on special. 9 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,487 Oh, move it. Move it, you old bag! 10 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,588 About time. What are the odds we end up behind her 11 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,758 while she's counting out her kronigs at the check out? 12 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,927 Watch where you're going, you purple freak. 13 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:13,234 You nearly took my little Brad's leg off. 14 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:20,872 Okay, that's it. 15 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,041 Let's get where we have to and get out of this dump. 16 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,880 And remember, just the essentials. 17 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,249 I ain't made of money. 18 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:30,580 - Now? - No, let's wait. 19 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:34,354 Oh, my favorite... Sugar Frosted Flies with cricket chips. 20 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,952 Buy that cheaper brand, 21 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:38,327 the ones with the wings and the legs still attached. 22 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,691 Aw. 23 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:44,533 Sanitary napkins, 19.99 for a jumbo box. 24 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,768 If your box wasn't so jumbo, we'd save a fortune. 25 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,399 Eat... and die. 26 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,036 Chode, what do you think of these melons? 27 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:54,478 What is this, "The Benny Hill Show"? 28 00:01:57,016 --> 00:01:58,347 Hmm. 29 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:01,478 Wait for it. Now. 30 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:08,517 Hey, Six, check out these penis pills. 31 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:11,257 Says just one guarantees a whole night 32 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,527 of lovemaking. 33 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,329 Freeze, McBlob. You're under arrest. 34 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,735 Those pills are amazing. Chode's screwed already. 35 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:29,539 You got my boy's name wrong, you moron. 36 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:32,415 Brad is spelled with a D, not a T. 37 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,934 Whoa! 38 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,946 I don't understand. Why have they arrested Chode? 39 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,470 There's probably some law 40 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,416 about barring ugly people from the store. 41 00:03:05,451 --> 00:03:07,612 Then how come you're still rolling around freely? 42 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,315 We have to do something. 43 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,982 Find out what all this is about, 44 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,821 argue his case, break him out. 45 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,225 Or we could go back to the ship, relax, 46 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:18,230 pay Chode's bail, then take off. 47 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,858 Quiche, anyone? 48 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,233 Come on, I've been here over 24 hours. 49 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,363 Will you two goons tell me what's going on? 50 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:28,636 You're in a world of trouble. 51 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:31,269 Says you. You haven't got anything on me. 52 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:34,872 Only a videotape of you pilfering unpaid-for produce. 53 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:37,075 Unpaid-for produce? Is this a joke? 54 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:40,313 Chocolate-covered raisins and tissues are no joke. 55 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,116 Hey, that kid sprayed me with snot. 56 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,521 I ought to sue that store for mucus abuse. 57 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,388 - What about the raisin? - What about it? 58 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:48,758 That video will never stand up in court. 59 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,729 You can't prove it was me on it. 60 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,755 The results from forensics might help. 61 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,233 What the hell are you doing here? 62 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,463 Slow day bringing down international terrorists? 63 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,537 They found that Raisinette in your stool sample. 64 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,736 That's pretty sad. 65 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,371 Me sad? You're the ones poking around in my... 66 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,847 You're looking at two counts of felony theft. 67 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:11,474 And if I remember correctly, 68 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:13,485 this is your third strike. 69 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:15,146 Tsk tsk tsk. 70 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,452 You could be looking at 30 years. 71 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,720 Hey, I'm entitled to a phone call. 72 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,386 You had one yesterday, remember? 73 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,827 Too bad you blew it on phone sex. 74 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:26,730 There's got to be something we can do about this. 75 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,461 Can't we reach some kind of a deal? 76 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:31,334 Hmm, a deal? Yes. 77 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:34,829 It's not really you that I want. There's somebody else. 78 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:38,139 Hey, forget it. I'm no snitch. I don't name names. 79 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:40,975 Then you're going in for 30 years. 80 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:44,506 Now I come to think of it, a few do come to mind. 81 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,814 Whip is always stealing my porno mags. 82 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:49,378 I have to nail everything down when T'nuk is around. 83 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,516 In fact, the whole bunch of them are as crooked as an Englishman's teeth. 84 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:54,753 And my mother, whenever she's at the diner 85 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,354 she's always lifting those little packets of Sweet'N Low, and... 86 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:00,059 We need you to testify against Darph Bobo. 87 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,397 Are you kidding? Bobo would make my life 88 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:05,063 more of a misery than it already is if I fingered him. 89 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:07,504 Even his proctologist is starting to drink. 90 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:08,802 30 years. 91 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:12,333 But I don't even have anything to testify against Bobo for. 92 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,743 Think again, Chode. 93 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,805 Remember that party a while back? 94 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:17,782 You and a few others got together 95 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,717 for an evening of drinking, gambling 96 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:21,811 and who knows what other debauchery 97 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,412 on Bobo's ship. 98 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:26,721 Oh yeah, Bobo's birthday bash. 99 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,818 We decided to bury the hatchet for the night. 100 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,590 No broads except for hookers... 101 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,757 I mean, invited female guests. 102 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,494 Do you know what time it is? 103 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,161 I said you could go till midnight. 104 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:37,760 I need my beauty sleep. 105 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,829 Give it a rest, will you? 106 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:42,432 You only turn 40 once. 107 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:45,603 And you won't turn 41 if you don't come to bed. 108 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,670 And get rid of that slut. 109 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,740 - Hit me. - Don't tempt me, you bastard. 110 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,714 - 20! - 19. 111 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,090 Read 'em and weep. 21. 112 00:06:01,127 --> 00:06:03,459 Looks like I get to take you home. 113 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:07,296 You cheated. It's my birthday, 114 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,893 and I should be getting the snatch. 115 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:12,461 Chode, aren't you gonna do something? 116 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,871 Why should I care? I got a red-hot android 117 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:17,808 with gazoomers that go on forever back on my ship. 118 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:21,280 Yeah, and you've got a bitchy old lady covered in... 119 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,214 waiting for you upstairs. 120 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,240 You take that back, 121 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:29,186 or I'll shove my birthday present up your ass. 122 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,252 It's been a blast, Darph. Happy birthday. 123 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:37,626 Nobody insults Darph Bobo. 124 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:40,393 You're a dead man, you hear me? 125 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,630 D- E-D, dead. 126 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,534 But how the hell do you know all this? 127 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,802 Because that green character was working undercover for us. 128 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,776 He reported in, then showed up dead the following day. 129 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,143 Bobo might be lousy at spelling words, 130 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,171 but he's good for his word. 131 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:58,183 Okay, but what has this got to do with... 132 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:01,516 We can't find the hooker, and you're the only one who heard Bobo's threat. 133 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,022 And that's what you're going to testify to. 134 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,683 Or 30 years. 135 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:07,249 Thanks for understanding. 136 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,420 What if Bobo finds out I'm gonna squeal on him? 137 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:12,192 We'll put you in a witness protection program until the trial, 138 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:15,667 give you a new name, relocate you on a suburban planet somewhere. 139 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:18,329 He'll never find you. Do we have a deal? 140 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,531 Do I have a choice? 141 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:21,802 You've made the right decision, Chode. 142 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,638 Bobo is going to fry for what he did. 143 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:25,803 - Huh? - And it's all thanks to you. 144 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:28,575 You! 145 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,139 I should have known you'd rat me out. 146 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:34,984 It's curtains for you, you dirty purple stoolie! 147 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,181 You're dead. 148 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,849 Do you hear me? 149 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,484 D- E-D, dead. 150 00:07:40,526 --> 00:07:42,050 That's the third time this week. 151 00:07:42,094 --> 00:07:44,562 I've got to remember to close that door. 152 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,932 My name is Alice Marie. 153 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,128 Nothing strange has ever happened in my life. 154 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,330 That is, until recently. 155 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,032 That was when I went into my bedroom 156 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:57,304 and retrieved an old revolver that hadn't been used in years. 157 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,943 God... piece of... 158 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,485 Alice certainly had a beautiful funeral. 159 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,421 Yes. 160 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:14,493 Except when that whore Deidre grabbed her husband's ass. 161 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,358 I'm really going to miss her. 162 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:18,454 She had so many good qualities. 163 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,659 I'll even miss Alice's bad qualities. 164 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,827 Remember, she tended to be a little paranoid. 165 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,803 - And she was bigoted. - And a snob. 166 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,532 And irrational. 167 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:28,233 A funny thing happens when you die. 168 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:31,243 Your body is gone, but you can still see and hear everything. 169 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,575 What a bunch of bitches. 170 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:37,447 Hey, there's that strange family that moved in next to Alice's place. 171 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:39,576 They've sure been keeping to themselves. 172 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:40,984 Where do you think they're from? 173 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,578 Probably Africa. 174 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,522 They've brought their wildebeest with them. 175 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:48,015 This may sound weird, but I've been without... 176 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,358 male companionship for so long, 177 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,956 even that disgusting fat purple one 178 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,557 is beginning to look good. 179 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,067 I hear you, sister. 180 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,229 My dear old hubby spends so much time working 181 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,398 I'm ready to date a banana. 182 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,336 No wonder that broad next door shot herself. 183 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,141 This place is so boring. 184 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,340 I agree. The flesh-burning pus swamps 185 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,475 controlled by the scab-infested anus rapers 186 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,815 on planet Vomitaria look good right now. 187 00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:17,550 Only a complete idiot could be happy living in this 'burb. 188 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:20,457 Wow, there are some really cool video games here. 189 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,927 I just broke the all-time record for hours logged on 190 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,294 to Universe of Warcraft. 191 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,593 I rest my case. 192 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:29,260 We can't even make a run for it if we wanted. 193 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,135 Why did I let Adam talk me into placing Bob in the program? 194 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,798 Who knows where he is? 195 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:36,899 Of course back in those days, 196 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,673 space exploration was exciting. 197 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:43,113 We used to go where no man had gone before. 198 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,879 Now these places are... resorts 199 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,751 full of... I don't even want to know. 200 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,278 Kill me now. 201 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,052 ¤ I'd love to be ¤ 202 00:09:56,896 --> 00:10:00,161 ¤ Here on the sidewalk ¤ 203 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,367 ¤ Watching you, baby, moving so sexy ¤ 204 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,497 ¤ I can feel your desire... ¤ 205 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,911 ¤ You look at me ¤ 206 00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:16,403 ¤ Your eyes on fire... ¤ 207 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,817 - Ooh! - Chode, what are you thinking? 208 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:23,720 I'm thinking if I'm ever reincarnated, I'd like to come back as that car. 209 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,123 Chode, don't even consider fooling around while we're here. 210 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,888 We don't want to draw attention to ourselves. 211 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,623 Or do you want to end up as a corpse? 212 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,096 Or a prison bitch for 30 years? 213 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,895 Nix the prison bitch talk. Here come the local natives. 214 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,002 Hi there, neighbors. We noticed you moving in. 215 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,472 - I'm Sue-Anne. - I'm Danielle. 216 00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:43,771 And I'm horny. 217 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,972 - Ugh. - Ooh. 218 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,675 Sue-Anne, Danielle, 219 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:52,445 Horny, I'm Ch... er, Chance. 220 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,215 I'm Chance. They're a bunch of nobody losers 221 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,586 who cannot hold any possible interest for you. 222 00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:01,024 Chance, I was wondering, have you seen my pussy? 223 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,893 - No, but the night is still young. - Chance. 224 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:05,897 Here it is. 225 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:10,024 Ugh! 226 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,537 Chance, what do you think of my hooters? 227 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,301 - They're... magnificent. - Chance! 228 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,845 No, silly. Up there. 229 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,541 Hey, wanna see my ass? 230 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:23,980 Oh, you have a donkey? 231 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,177 No, an ass. 232 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,516 Why don't you all kiss it? 233 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,785 Whoa! I've seen smaller cracks on a fault line. 234 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,483 Okay, Mr. Bobo. 235 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,392 I'll take your case, but I have to warn you, 236 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,294 it's not going to be easy. 237 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,423 I suppose it makes no difference 238 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,060 that I'm innocent, Miss Bullred? 239 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,400 An alibi for the time in question wouldn't hurt. 240 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,874 I told you. I was in bed hung-over from the night before. 241 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:52,503 It's not my fault my old lady was off having her ass waxed. 242 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,479 This Chode character, 243 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,708 you say he's in a witness protection program? 244 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:59,809 Don't mention that... name in front of me. 245 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,320 What if someone were to find him? 246 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,152 I'm one step ahead of you, Miss Bullred. 247 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,092 I got the smartest, most experienced hit man 248 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,459 that kronigs can buy on his trail. 249 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:11,963 What's his modus operandi? 250 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:15,125 He sticks "Have you seen this man?" posters 251 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,135 on telephone poles. 252 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,366 Ugh. Well you'd better pray you do find this Chode, 253 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,135 or you're gonna fry. 254 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,642 Gee, you don't sound very optimistic. 255 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,271 Of course I'm optimistic. 256 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,577 By the way, I need to be paid upfront in full. 257 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,880 I virtually threw myself at that miserable mauve..., 258 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,079 and he still hasn't come sniffing around. 259 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,748 Perhaps I was too subtle. 260 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,155 Yeah. "Have you seen my pussy?" 261 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,624 Really subtle. 262 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,718 If you insist on jumping his bones, 263 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,322 why don't you throw a welcome-to-the-neighborhood party? 264 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,195 Hey, that's a great idea. 265 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,860 Where? When? 266 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,664 Why not here, tonight? 267 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,227 I have an idea. 268 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,104 Ron always liked my lobster thermador. 269 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,200 All I need is 3 Ibs of cheddar cheese, 270 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,734 nutmeg, six bottles of dry white wine, 271 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,111 a dozen lobsters and 30 gallons of boiling water. 272 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:05,083 Is it any wonder why her husband had a heart attack? 273 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,244 You know, I never did understand 274 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,720 why the broads threw themselves at the captain. 275 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,246 He used to come at rift speed, 276 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,952 if you get my drift. 277 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,587 Besides, I think it was all an act. 278 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,258 He and Scotty were a little light in the lithium crystals, 279 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,096 if you know what I mean. 280 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,432 Always referring to me as a woman. 281 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,869 And what was all that 282 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,465 "She's gonna blow" bull? 283 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,304 Believe me, you're the lucky one. 284 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:35,973 I hear the dead woman's husband next door left town. 285 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,209 Smart guy. 286 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,412 Aren't you curious as to why she killed herself? 287 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:43,478 We should take a look around. 288 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,490 Jeez, why don't you marry a Spice Girl 289 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,014 and sign for the LA Galaxy? 290 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:50,495 Oh dear, now I'll have to climb over the fence and get it back. 291 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:57,762 Hmm. 292 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,202 Mm-hmm. 293 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,613 If I stay around here much longer, I'm gonna kill something. 294 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:18,384 And if you don't stay, you might be the one getting killed. 295 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,289 I'm willing to reenter the civilized world 296 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,816 and take my chances. 297 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,852 There's no way that assassin will ever find me. 298 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,921 And if he does, I'll kick his ass. 299 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:36,236 It's the babe from across the street. 300 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,401 Hello again, Chance. 301 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:42,471 I've just dropped by to invite you over for a welcoming party. 302 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,540 One moment, I'll consult my friends. 303 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,677 Please, Six. 304 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,415 Let me go. I'll be good, I promise. 305 00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,013 Please! 306 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,456 - It'll be safer if we come along. - Thank you. 307 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:57,155 Are my friends invited? If they're not, who cares? 308 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,289 I'll just tell them they are and ditch them later. 309 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,094 Of course they're invited. 310 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,192 Except for the ugly fat one with the big ass. 311 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,566 Deal. What time shall we be there? 312 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:05,934 Any time you're ready. 313 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:08,030 The front door is always open. 314 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:12,009 Or you can go around to the back and enter that way. 315 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,840 And don't worry, we're harmless. 316 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,443 "They are all stupid, shallow 317 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,477 and I believe quite insane. 318 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,386 I fear for my life. " 319 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,890 Holy...! 320 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,086 Those crazy housewives killed her! 321 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,755 Hey, you'll never... 322 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,127 Huh? 323 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,167 Damn. 324 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:40,831 Don't forget to use your aliases. 325 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,832 Hi neighbors, glad you could make our little party. Come on in. 326 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,335 - And no hanky-panky. - I promise. 327 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,610 - Are you crossing your fingers? - Of course not. 328 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,388 So throw a party and not invite me, eh? 329 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,516 Well, nobody kisses off Deidre Clit 330 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,526 and gets away with it. 331 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,960 Yes. I think I have. 332 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,398 Look who's here, everyone. 333 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,031 - Our new neighbors. - Hi, Chance. 334 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,041 We didn't catch your names. 335 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,602 - Hi, ladies. I'm Wally. - Who cares? 336 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,205 - I'm Seven. - We all lie about our ages, honey, 337 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,181 but aren't you stretching it a bit? 338 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,014 And I'm Guffman. I'm a 500K model. 339 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,350 You shouldn't sell yourself short, Guffman. 340 00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:30,855 Danielle used to be a model, 341 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,414 and she'd charge a lot more than 500K. 342 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,619 I beg your pardon? 343 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,753 I'll get it. 344 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,160 Can I get you guys a drink? 345 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,562 Tie me to the bedpost. 346 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:43,364 That's vodka, rum, melon liqueur and sour mix, right? 347 00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,962 No, tie me to the bedpost, really. 348 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,439 I'm looking for my friends. 349 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,704 I don't believe you were invited. 350 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,711 Oh my God, I'm too late! 351 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,311 What have you done, you crazy bitch? 352 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,942 Get a grip, Cujo. What are you talking about? 353 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:02,317 Quit blowing smoke up my ass. I heard a scream. 354 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,914 It's the lobsters. I just put them in the water. 355 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,721 Oh yeah? Then where's Chance? 356 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,927 Strange. He and Sue-Anne were here a moment a... 357 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,455 Chance, you'd better not be doing 358 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,525 what I think you're doing. 359 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,542 And that's how you do the foxtrot. 360 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:28,342 Now the waltz is something completely different. 361 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,575 Ow ow. Ow ow ow ow ow! 362 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,174 Not so rough. 363 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,980 Quick, we have to get out of here. 364 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,453 They killed their neighbor and we could be next. 365 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,294 Who do you want to be, Mummy or Daddy? 366 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:46,763 - Uh, Daddy? - Okay, Daddy. 367 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,858 Get over here and suck Mummy's... 368 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,732 Good news. 369 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,498 The undercover agent's wife just confessed to killing him. 370 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,733 She found him banging the hooker and blew his head off. 371 00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:57,901 - You're free to leave. - Hallelujah! 372 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,810 I'll write, I promise. 373 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,178 Now that you're off the hook, you should cancel that hit on Chode. 374 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:05,547 Here's your cell phone. 375 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,717 Nah. He's out in the boonies. 376 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,449 It's the middle of the day. 377 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,616 Think of the roaming charges. 378 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:18,023 And let me tell you about those Tribbles. 379 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,554 They weren't cute, adorable balls of fluff. 380 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,998 They were cooties... 381 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,434 spacecraft crabs. 382 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,233 I scratched for a month 383 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,535 after those little bastards infected us. 384 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:29,632 Yes, finally. 385 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,267 Get this old piece of... outta here 386 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,800 before I lose my mind. 387 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,076 No, not me. You've got the wrong ship. You're making a mistake! 388 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,710 No nooky until I mow the lawn. 389 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,743 Six is taking this suburban crap way too seriously. 390 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,757 I can't wait until tomorrow when we're out of here. 391 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,426 Not getting into Chance's pants was bad enough. 392 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,125 But lobster three times a day for the next month? 393 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,600 - Give me a break. - Hey, what's going on over there? 394 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,563 Oh my Lord, it's a man with a gun! 395 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,597 And he's pointing it at Chance. 396 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,541 He's kinda cute. 397 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,044 Damn, here comes that whore Deidre. 398 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:17,120 Whoa! 399 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,250 - I saw him first! - Back off, bitch, this one's mine! 400 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,693 - Stop squashing. - There's enough here for all of us. 401 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,095 Chode, we just received a message 402 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,726 from Commander Adam. The case against Bobo has fallen through. 403 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,998 You don't have to testify. We can leave. 404 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,834 Yeah, and about time too. 405 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,362 This place should be in the record books 406 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:38,570 for being the most mind-numbing... hole in the universe. 407 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,308 Look at them. They'll screw anything that moves. 408 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:49,081 But they didn't kill me, and I wasn't referring to them in my journal. 409 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,919 I was talking about that bunch of foreigners 410 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,892 who moved in next door to me. My friends are right. 411 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,293 I am a paranoid, bigoted, irrational snob. 412 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,627 And yes, I shot myself. 413 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,930 I mean, who wants to live next to stupid... holes like that? 414 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,833 I swear I'll get even with you for what you put me through. 415 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,965 Quit your bitching, Bob. Nobody got hurt. 416 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,406 Another minute and I would have been recycled 417 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:11,909 into intergalactic porta-potties. 418 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,879 If it'll make you feel better, it's good to be back onboard. 419 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,938 Those housewives were driving me up the wall. 420 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:20,509 Yeah, up the wall into the mattress and against the cupboard. 421 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,952 Hey, I had everything under control. 422 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:26,651 There's not a woman alive who can bring old Chodie to his knees. 423 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,451 Hi, Chance. 424 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,928 Hi. 425 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,660 You left so quickly you didn't even say goodbye. 426 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,931 Don't we have some unfinished business? 427 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,040 Whoa whoa whoa! 428 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,407 - What the? - Now we're even. 429 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,074 You...! 430 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,014 Maybe it's for the best, Uncle Chode. 431 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:52,846 She is a little crazy. 432 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,785 She's not crazy. Like the others, she's just a woman 433 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,812 whose emotional needs aren't being met. 434 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,517 She's simply looking for something 435 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,617 to fill that empty hole inside. 436 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,088 Oh. 437 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,692 Oh, hello. 438 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,965 Maybe that guy has something to fill her empty hole. 439 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,494 Let's get out of here. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net