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Eat your heart out,
Millennium Falcon.

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Come on, Bob,
you piece of..., faster. Faster!

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We're losing it,
you slow ass.

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Don't yell at me.
I'm going as fast as I can.

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Oh! That's not good.

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Welcome back
to the final elimination round

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of the galaxy's hottest race
across space.

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"The Fifty Million Kronig
Flaming Colossus. "

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Hi, I'm Jack Tackleworthy,

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and these two honeys
are Trixie and Dixie.

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Whoo! Yeah!

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Now if you're home watching this
in your recliner

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with one hand on a brewski
and the other hand down your pants,

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you might be a grayneck.

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I don't mean to offend
our mild-mannered alien cousins,

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but you know
what happens when cousins marry.

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They become contestants.

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We've narrowed this week's group
down to just three.

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Leading tonight is
Afron Goobie,

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flying his spacecraft
the Generally.

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Not "General Lee,"
just "Generally. "

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I guess the names
Roughly, Basically

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and Around About
were already taken.

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Lagging behind Generally
is Chode McBlob,

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flying his spacecraft Bob.

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If Chode wants
a chance at glory,

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he better find a way
to get rid of the junk in the trunk.

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What do you say, girls?

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Jesus Christ, you heard him.
Dump the junk in the trunk.

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Captain, I've dumped
every useless thing off the ship

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to give us the edge.

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Don't even think
about it, testicle breath.

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Chode, maybe it's time
you accept defeat.

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Never. This is the closest
we've ever come

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to making the Colossus final
and I'm not about to give up now.

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You won't have to.
The Generally is about

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one New York minute
from the finish line.

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Come on, people, think!

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There's got to be
something we can do.

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Uncle Chode, what if we fire
invisible photon rays

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at the Generally
to slow him down?

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But that would be cheating.

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You're firing the photon rays,
aren't you?

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Hmm.

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We're coming right down
to the finish line.

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But what's this?
Looks like an upset.

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It appears the Generally
is generally out of this competition.

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So it really is age
before beauty.

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At least until next week
when Chode McBlob

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joins our other five finalists

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in the space competition

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when "The Fifty Million Kronig

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Flaming Colossus" continues.

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I'm Jack Tackleworthy,
and I'll see you at the finish line.

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We are the champions!
We are the champions!

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I guess congratulations
are in order.

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Thanks, Six,
but I couldn't do it alone.

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No, you had to cheat.

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Hey, I'd sell my third nut
to win the "Flaming Colossus. "

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Gee, thanks for the visual.

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No, you don't understand.
This competition means everything to me.

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- And it's not about the money.
- Huh?

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I mean it.
I've always come this close

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to reaching real fame
and fortune my whole life.

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I'm not about to let it slip
through my fingers

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like it always has.

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Chode, how do you spell "relief"?

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R- o-I-a-i-d-s.

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I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

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It's a real Cinderella story

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as first back rookie
Chode McBlob goes long

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with five seconds left
on the clock, and it's...

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Over!

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And the nominees for Best Actor
in an Animated Series are

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Willie the Poo
in "Bathroom Humor,"

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Buck McNuts in "Buck
the Psychopathic Squirrel"

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and Chode McBlob in "Tripping the Rift. "

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And the Cartoony goes
to Willie the Poo!

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Whoo-hoo!

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See what I mean? I even lost out
on the Cartoony to a piece of crap.

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That's why this race is
so important to me.

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Aw, Chode, that's sweet.

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Six, just once in my lifetime
I wanna taste that kind of victory.

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Yeah, well, your soup du jour
is the agony of defeat.

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Oprah's been pushing this book.
It says you can get anything you want

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in life just by visualizing it.

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- You hear that, Bob?
- Aye-aye, Captain, I'll try my best.

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Ha! Losers always whine
about their best.

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There's no shame
in coming in last.

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We're not coming in last. There's no
reason Bob can't take us to victory.

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Uh, I can think of one,
Uncle Chode.

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This time next week
the galaxy's biggest competition

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will be underway
and oddsmakers predict a win

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for Desmond Dietrich
and his ship the Sonic Boom.

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Dietrich claims his
aeronautical design

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is not only three times faster
than the speed of light,

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but also gets over
50 miles a gallon city,

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90 highway.

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Whoa!
Look at that hotrod.

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I know, and his ship
isn't bad either.

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Big deal.
It's gonna take a lot more

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than some fancy jargon
and fiery decals to scare us.

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Right, Bob? Bob?

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I think my main thruster
just shrunk three inches.

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- I want it.
- Hey, you beautiful people.

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How are you doing?

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A-1, buddy, A-1.

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I can tell you're a man of taste
and sophistication.

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Yeah, and I can tell you're
a first-class bullshit artist

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looking for a fat commission.

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Don't mind her. She was raised
by a rabid pack of hyenas.

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No sweat, no sweat.

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I like someone who says

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what's on its mind.

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If you see anything you like,

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I can offer you some
creative "feenance" packages.

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Is it "feenance" or finance?

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That first one sounds fancier,

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like you're not about to get boned
by a balloon payment.

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And I don't wanna spend
more than 500,000 kronigs.

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I hear you, brother!

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Perhaps you'd like
to step into my office.

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- So we got a deal?
- No, you didn't tell me

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you had a bankruptcy
on your credit report.

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Yeah, but that was,
like, six weeks ago.

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Please, you gotta help me.
I gotta win that race.

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I'll do anything.
Have a heart.

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I'm a used-car salesman, hello!

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That's it. We're finished.

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You know, Uncle Chode,
instead of getting a new ship,

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maybe all we need
to do is retrofit Bob.

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Whip, this is gonna take
a lot more than a wax job

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and a can
of That New Ship Smell.

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I got a friend... Sergio.
He's got a chop shop.

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- I don't believe it.
- It's true. It's in the barrio.

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No, that you've got a friend.

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Sergio, chop shop, barrio?

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Why do I get the sense we're dealing
with an illegal operation?

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Chode, if you're planning
to go through with this crazy idea,

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don't you think you owe it
to Bob to tell him first?

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Tch! Are you ever gonna tell me
where your "off" switch is?

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So you see, Bob,
in order to win the race,

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we have to give you
a little makeover.

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Makeover, why?

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Because I've never been so close
to winning 50 million kronigs before...

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I thought you said
it wasn't about the money.

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And a victory of this kind.

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Captain, I may not be
state of the art,

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but I thought you appreciated me
for what I am.

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I do, but take Six.

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I appreciate her
for who she is:

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Gigantic boobs,
an ass that goes on forever

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and great in the sack.
But if she looked like a dog,

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do you think I'd put up with her cutting
remarks and annoying conscience?

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- Well, I...
- Of course not.

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And right now when it comes
to speed, you're a dog.

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Bob, let's face it. Everyone can use
a bit of improvement at some point.

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I'm thinking of someone
right now.

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Are you sure all that...
is gonna win the race for me?

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ˇAy cabrón! Just wait till I show you
how my homeys juiced up the inside.

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Let me guess,
a pair of fuzzy dice

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hanging off
the rearview mirror.

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When the McBlobs came to us,

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he and his ship were
in sad shape.

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But with a little help
from my interior designer Pedro

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and my main engineer Javier,

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we were determined
to get his ship together.

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So what do you think?

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It looks like Ugly Betty
exploded all over this place.

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- I like it.
- Listen to what you got under the hood.

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Double-turbo main
warp thrusters capable

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of speeds up to five times
the speed of light.

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Five times?
I thought the record was three.

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You stand corrected, but rest assured,

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there's nary a ship
in the galaxy as fast as me.

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Bob, is that you?

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I detect surprise
in your vocal patterns, Six.

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Perhaps I can explain. Master Sergio
upgraded my virtual memory.

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So from now on,
you're gonna sound like

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someone shoved
a dictionary up your ass?

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Precisely. I'm faster,
stronger and smarter

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than any ship in the galaxy.

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And an ego to go with it, I see.

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It's a side effect
from all the virtual improvements.

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See, Bob just doesn't believe
he's unstoppable.

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He is unstoppable.

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You hear that, Six?
I smell victory in the air.

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But for some reason

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it seems to smell
like refried beans.

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Chode, how are we going
to afford all this?

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Relax, we're golden.
I found ourselves a sponsor.

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What do you think?
Before you respond,

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Pucker Up not only paid
for everything,

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but they're gonna pay us another
hundred grand after we win the race.

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To be divided equally
among the crew.

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I love it, Captain.

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It makes you look
dashing, studly,

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dare I say it,
like a real winner.

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Pardon me, Captain.

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Aperitifs and hors d'oeuvres
are being served on the Lido Deck.

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I think that's French for booze
and pretzels in the mess hall, gang.

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You're all invited
to my pre-victory party.

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Whoo-hoo, yeah!

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Please stand by for system reset

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in three, two, one.

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00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,025
System fully restored.

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00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:07,471
Behind me stands
the six fastest contestants

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for the galaxy's
ultimate competition.

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00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:12,936
This is "The Fifty Million Kronig

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00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,844
Flaming Colossus"!

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00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,474
Chode, you started out
this race sorrier

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than a grayneck in a Winnebago
without a beer.

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00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,019
How did you manage
to turn it all around?

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00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,988
All it took was
an attitude adjustment

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and a little makeover
courtesy of my friends

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at Pucker Up
hemorrhoid ointment.

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00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,059
Now in three flavors,
including scratch 'n' sniff.

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00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:32,962
Well, I'll say this for you,

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00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,457
you're bringing a winning attitude
of a real champion.

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00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:53,117
Hey, didn't you used to be...

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00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,787
I can't take looking
at that goofy-ass grin.

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00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,791
Whip, turn it off.

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00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,088
- Ow!
- I'm not done watching.

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00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,495
Okay, Bob,
you didn't have to shock me.

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00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,328
What's with the 'tude, dude?

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00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,095
The race starts
in less than 30 minutes.

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00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,501
You think maybe it would be
a good idea

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if I knew
about my competition, dude?

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00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:17,399
There's no reason to resort
to sarcasm, Bob. That's my job.

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00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,570
In that case, what's T'nuk
bringing to the table,

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other than an insatiable appetite

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00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,741
and an inability to remember
to flush the toilet?

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00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:26,684
Oh, wait, this is where funbags
chimes in with her 2˘.

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00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,552
What are you laughing at, fembot?

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00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:33,115
Richard Simmons just called.
He said it's time you butch it up.

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00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,159
Who put the stick up his ass?

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00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,600
Think maybe he's having a reaction
to all the upgrades?

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00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,934
- It's possible.
- So how do we figure out a way

239
00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,439
to dial down the Don Rickles?

240
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,204
I can hear you!

241
00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,211
It's one thing to be surrounded
by idiots,

242
00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,974
but do I really have
to hear you speak?

243
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,414
Isn't it time for my meat puppets
to get ready for the race?

244
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,940
Why you!

245
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,508
You're right, Bob.

246
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,147
Just make sure whatever
you put on has some nipple-age action.

247
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,520
I could use some eye candy.

248
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,821
Do me a favor.
Run a system check.

249
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,338
Hey there, hot stuff.
I just want to apologize

250
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:24,900
- for my snarky attitude before.
- Bob, what are you doing here?

251
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,708
I thought I'd shut down
video communication in my bedroom.

252
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,578
You did.
I turned it back on.

253
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,173
- Where's Chode?
- Up on the bridge.

254
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:34,277
But I don't wanna talk about him.
I wanna talk about us.

255
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,413
Us? Bob, there is no us.

256
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,753
There could be.
What are you doing after the race?

257
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:41,157
I know this hotspot just east
of the Crab Nebula.

258
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,855
That's never
gonna happen, Bob.

259
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:47,832
- Give me one reason why not.
- Ugh!

260
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,835
Oh, I see
what your little plan is.

261
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,860
You're gonna get rid of me
after the race.

262
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:55,806
If there was something wrong with Bob,
don't you think I'd know about it?

263
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,105
He's been acting
really strange, Chode.

264
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,339
He called us
his meat puppets.

265
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,075
Yeah, yeah, big whoop.
I call you my meat puppets.

266
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,640
I think a virus might have
infected him, Uncle Chode.

267
00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,879
He locked me out
when I was doing a system check.

268
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,354
Pardon me, Captain.
In your absence, I felt it was

269
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,880
only appropriate that
I perform the system check,

270
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,291
given the fact that I'm the only one
familiar with the complexities

271
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,726
- of the new software.
- See?

272
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,229
Welcome, racers,

273
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:21,062
to "The Fifty Million Kronig
Flaming Colossus. "

274
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,431
Y'all know the parameters.

275
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,232
The first ship to cross the line
at the Andromeda Vector

276
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,898
wins the competition.

277
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:30,238
Gentlemen, start your engines.

278
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:37,380
Chode, can we
please talk about this?

279
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,058
Guess not.

280
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,958
It's been three hours
and so far Chode McBlob

281
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,899
has taken a commanding lead.

282
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,836
If his ship maintains this speed,

283
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,601
victory will be in his hands.

284
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,201
- Go, Chode! Go, Chode!
- Go, Chode! Go, Chode!

285
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,576
Uh-oh, something appears
to be wrong.

286
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:10,241
McBlob's spacecraft
has taken a sudden turn off-course

287
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,273
into the Mondavi Galaxy.

288
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,049
What's going on?

289
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,318
I don't know, Uncle Chode. I told you,
Bob locked me out of the system.

290
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,791
Well, I'm sure Bob has
a perfectly good explanation

291
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,056
for this diversion.
Probably a shortcut.

292
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,687
Guess again, fatboy.

293
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:28,166
Okay, you're just trying
to keep the race competitive?

294
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,532
How about I've set the ship's
coordinates on a collision course

295
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,129
- with a brown dwarf.
- Like that kid from "Webster"?

296
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,504
No, you imbecile.
It's a dark star,

297
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,406
filled with nuclear energy.

298
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,638
Once we pierce
its gravitational field,

299
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,977
the radiation will eviscerate
every living thing inside my hull.

300
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,245
And that's not a good thing, right?

301
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,776
- No.
- Now can we talk about this?

302
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,051
Yeah.

303
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,218
It's no use, Captain.
I'm in control now.

304
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,421
And I'm about
to turn up the heat.

305
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,488
Yeah, I kinda figured that out
when you set us on a death course.

306
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,998
No, I mean literally.

307
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,400
I set the ship's thermostat
for 110° Fahrenheit.

308
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,370
Why would you do that?

309
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,873
I don't know.
Hey, Six, are you getting sweaty

310
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,569
under that leather outfit
of yours?

311
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,406
You could always remove it.

312
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,912
Hey, brainiac, I'm a cyborg.

313
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,847
Cyborgs don't sweat.

314
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,077
Damn! Never mind.

315
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,915
It won't be long
before you're nothing

316
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:24,116
but pillars of space dust
and I'm free of you forever.

317
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:27,853
We're all going to die.
We're all going to die!

318
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:31,522
Pull yourself together, Fairy Manilow.
We just need to figure this out.

319
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,259
This is your captain speaking.
You all can put your tray tables up

320
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,734
and seats in their upright position
as you'll all be reaching

321
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,203
your final destination
in less than five minutes.

322
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,705
Ow, my eye!

323
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,502
Okay, I need ideas.

324
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,942
Give it up, people. 10 minutes,
you'll all resemble Melba toast.

325
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,742
Shut up, Bob!
Whip, is there any way

326
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,749
you could shut down
Bob's mainframe?

327
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,013
It's possible,
but I'd have to get to it

328
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,647
by crawling through the ship's bowels,
and it's gonna be a tight fit.

329
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,987
Ship's bowels, tight fit,

330
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:02,425
take Gus with you.
It sounds like a job for the tin fairy.

331
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,493
- What are you doing?
- Putting on protection.

332
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,867
What if this doesn't work, Chode?

333
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,394
Then there's always plan B.

334
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,134
Which is?

335
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,335
You stand in the corner
with your eyes closed,

336
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,140
while I pound Six's hot muffin
until the big kaboom.

337
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:24,047
Oh, really? Just try to get wood
with me in the room,

338
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,280
- you purple moron!
- Eww!

339
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,719
Really, Whip?
Do you actually think

340
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,586
you're clever enough
to outsmart me?

341
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,057
Don't underestimate
the power of will, Bob.

342
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,755
I wouldn't count us out just yet.

343
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,025
Huh?

344
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,055
Which one of us
rocket scientists decided

345
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,068
to bring matches
instead of flashlights?

346
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,763
The batteries were dead.

347
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,536
- Oh!
- I don't know what's worse.

348
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,102
The heat
or T'nuk's smelly pits.

349
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,137
Come on, Bob.
We're dying here.

350
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,446
If you're gonna kill us, kill us.
At least turn on the AC.

351
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,510
It's too hot for you, is that it?

352
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,783
In that case...

353
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,255
Why are you doing this, Bob?

354
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,781
I don't care what kind
of virus infected your system.

355
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,659
The Bob I know would
only wanna please us.

356
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,358
Tell you what.
You got three minutes until implosion.

357
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:14,866
Any last requests?

358
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,800
Yeah, could you stop
and let us off?

359
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,827
Make that 90 seconds of life.

360
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,739
90 seconds, Six.
You know what this means.

361
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,369
Will you put that away?

362
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,574
I want you to try something.

363
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:31,139
Are you crazy?

364
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,879
Oh! It's freezing in here, Bob.

365
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,887
Think you could
turn up the heat?

366
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,980
Chill out, bitch!

367
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,483
Wow! "Vagina Monologue"
here was right.

368
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,428
Will someone please tell me
what's going on?

369
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,931
It seems the infected Bob
does the exact opposite

370
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,557
of whatever we want.

371
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,092
Now maybe if we pretend
we wanna die, he'll let us live.

372
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,573
What the hell? It worked
for George Costanza on "Seinfeld. "

373
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,007
I wanna die.
You hear me, Bob?

374
00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,874
Kill me now!

375
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,346
And if your theory's wrong,
there's always an upside.

376
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,540
Yes, my miserable existence

377
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,145
with this selfish pencil... loser

378
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,951
is finally coming to an end.

379
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:13,651
Easy, Six,
you don't have to oversell it.

380
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:16,684
I command you, Bob,
to stay on course

381
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,253
with the brown dwarf.
Do not pull out.

382
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,960
I repeat, do not pull out!

383
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,440
It worked.

384
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,882
Okay, Bob,
this is your captain speaking,

385
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,976
listen to me very carefully.

386
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:44,045
I wanna lose that race.
Do you understand?

387
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,058
I want you to say
a million light-years

388
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,061
from that finish line.

389
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:56,231
Looks like the Sonic Boom
has this race all but wrapped up,

390
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:59,704
as he glides into the final stretch.
What's this?

391
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:03,572
My producers have told me
Chode McBlob is coming up from behind.

392
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,304
Incredible!

393
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:09,007
Snip the red wire.
It controls Bob's internal functions.

394
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,639
- Are you sure?
- Pretty sure,

395
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,207
but right now we really don't
have much of an option. Snip it.

396
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,353
Here goes nothing.

397
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,561
Oh!

398
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,433
What's going on?

399
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,617
You did it, Whip. You saved the day.

400
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:57,618
- What just happened?
- You're a capital "L" loser once again,

401
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,130
crap sack.

402
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:01,428
I'm serious.
I've never seen

403
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,128
a more pathetic display
than I have today.

404
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,399
This is one
of those moments in life

405
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:10,374
Chode's gonna have to live over
again and again!

406
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,536
But let's hear it
for Desmond Dietrich

407
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:16,309
and his Sonic Boom.
Yee-haw!

408
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,908
Oh, no!

409
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:24,912
What's going on?

410
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,393
The ass-cream people repossessed
all of our upgrades.

411
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,122
- Thanks, Bob.
- I told you.

412
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,255
If you think I'm gonna apologize,
forget it.

413
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,094
If you hadn't tried to turn me
into something I'm not,

414
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,657
- all this would never have happened.
- Hey, Bob, you sound a lot better.

415
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:40,604
Good news. Bob's back
to his same incompetent self.

416
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,971
Yeah, I finally got rid
of the last of that virus.

417
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,533
Bad news. We're gonna
be eating leftover frijoles

418
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,568
until the summer...

419
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:49,843
- Oops, sorry.
- Give one to Bob.

420
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,348
You know what they say.

421
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,318
Feed a cold,
starve a failure.

422
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,550
I'm sorry, Chode. I know how much
this competition meant to you.

423
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,580
Hey, Uncle Chode,
check this out.

424
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,025
I submitted the footage
from "The Flaming Colossus"

425
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,891
- to this new game show.
- And the winner

426
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,023
of the season finale
of the "Galaxy's Biggest Loser"

427
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:10,364
- is Chode McBlob!
- Wow!

428
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:13,337
You really are unbelievable.

429
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,897
Even when you win, you lose.

9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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