1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:03,837 Narrator: FROM OUT OF THE DUSTY HIGHLANDS, THREE DARK 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:08,091 RIDERS CAME TO SAVE THE SOUL OF ROCK WITH A LADLE OF HEAVY METAL 3 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:09,926 FIRE AND METAPHORIC MEAT DRIPPINGS. 4 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:13,012 WE SET THE WORLD ON FIRE WITH OUR SOUND. 5 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,764 Hank: TECHNICALLY IT WAS MY KITCHEN THAT WE SET ON FIRE. 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,934 [ BEEPS ] Narrator: THIS IS A STORY OF 7 00:00:18,017 --> 00:00:21,187 FAILURE AND TRIUMPH, THEN SOME MORE FAILURE AND TRIUMPH, THEN 8 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:24,649 AN EXPLOSION AND MORE FAILURE FOLLOWED BY DOUBLE TRIUMPH. 9 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,944 THIS IS THE STORY OF SHALLOW GRAVY. 10 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,950 EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT BAND SINCE 11 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:37,120 THE BEATLES, SHALLOW GRAVY DIDN'T BEGIN THAT WAY. 12 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:41,416 YOUNG HANK VENTURE STARTED LIFE AS THE BETTER-LOOKING SON OF 13 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:43,251 DR. THADDEUS VENTURE. 14 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:44,919 Dr. Venture: WELL, MUSIC'S IN THE VENTURE BLOOD. 15 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,964 YOU KNOW, I TINKLE THE IVORIES A BIT MYSELF. 16 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:51,551 Narrator: AS A FORMER CHILD STAR AND WORLD-FAMOUS 17 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,471 ADVENTURING SUPER SCIENTIST, DR. VENTURE HAD HIGH HOPES FOR 18 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:55,346 HIS SON. 19 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,307 BUT HANK WAS DESTINED FOR GREATER THINGS. 20 00:00:57,390 --> 00:01:00,602 Brock: I GAVE HIM MY OLD BASS FOR CHRISTMAS ONE YEAR AND 21 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,187 HE STARTED A BAND THE NEXT DAY. 22 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,646 Hank: BROCK GAVE ME LESSONS. 23 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,482 HE EVEN TAUGHT ME A MNEMONIC DEVICE TO REMEMBER THE NAMES OF 24 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,525 ALL THE STRINGS. 25 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:11,821 ♪ EVERY ADVERSARY DIES GLORIOUSLY ♪ 26 00:01:13,072 --> 00:01:15,200 Narrator: HANK'S SOLO EFFORT WAS RECEIVED WARMLY, BUT THERE 27 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:19,621 WAS SOMETHING ALWAYS MISSING -- THE SMOKING CHARISMA AND POWER 28 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,456 OF THE PERFECT FRONT MAN. 29 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,624 THIS ONE IS CALLED "SWORD ON THE BACK." 30 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,542 OW! [BLEEP] STINGS. 31 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:26,711 LET ME DO THAT AGAIN. 32 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,589 Narrator: DERMOTT FICTEL WAS BORN TO RAISE HELL OVER HIS HEAD 33 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:32,258 AND SCREAM "WHO WANTS A PIECE OF HELL?" 34 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,551 I MOVED AROUND A LOT WHEN I WAS A KID. 35 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:34,719 I WAS ON THE LAM. 36 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,847 BUSTED OUT OF JUVIE AFTER HITTING A KID WITH THE TOUCH OF 37 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:38,264 DEATH. 38 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:39,516 HE SAID WHAT? 39 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,936 OH, PLEASE, HE LIVE HERE HIS WHOLE LIFE WITH HIS SISTER. 40 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:45,897 Narrator: A SELF-TAUGHT MASTER OF JEET KUNE DO, AND HIS 41 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:49,609 OWN "IRON PUNCHING" SYSTEM, DERMOTT WAS POISED FOR STARDOM. 42 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,528 DERMOTT ALWAYS LIKED MUSIC. 43 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,197 WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, HE WOULD STAND ON THE COUCH AND SING 44 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,365 SPICE GIRLS SONGS. 45 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:56,491 NIKKI, SHUT UP! I DID NOT! 46 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:57,700 HE DID. IT WAS ADORABLE. 47 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,537 Narrator: TWO YOUNG TRAVELERS ON THE SAME ROAD PAVED WITH 48 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,539 HARD-ROCK DREAMS. 49 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,291 FATE DREW THEM TOGETHER AS IF ONE WAS A MAGNET THAT WAS 50 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,294 ATTRACTED TO TROUBLE, AND THE OTHER WAS NEGATIVELY CHARGED 51 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:09,462 TROUBLE. 52 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:10,922 RUSTY'S DAY CAMP! 53 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:13,383 THE FANS STILL NEED TO CONNECT WITH RUSTY. 54 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,927 I'M -- I'M RUSTY. 55 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:17,262 SO LAME. 56 00:02:17,345 --> 00:02:18,763 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I WENT. 57 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,057 I GOT TIRED OF THE BOY ALWAYS ASKING ME, "WHO'S MY DADDY?" 58 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:23,685 I TOLD HIM, "YOU WANT TO MEET YOUR DADDY? 59 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:24,561 HE'S RIGHT UP THE ROAD." 60 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,729 LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER AT CAMP RUSTY? 61 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:30,942 THAT'S -- WELL, BROCK, UH, GETS AROUND. 62 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,110 HE'S A BIT OF A GADABOUT. 63 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:35,613 Brock: I WAS TEACHING LIKE A BABY VERSION OF JUDO TO THE 64 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,992 CAMPERS, AND THIS FAT KID STARTS UP WITH THIS CRAP. 65 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:41,703 TURNED OUT TO BE A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME 'CAUSE NOBODY 66 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,371 AT THAT DORKFEST WAS COOL ENOUGH TO BE RELATED TO ME. 67 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:46,916 Brock: YOU EVER WANT TO KICK A KID'S ASS, BUT YOU CAN'T? 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,751 YEAH, BUT ME AND HANK TOTALLY HIT IT OFF. 69 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,295 [ HORNS HONKING ] DUDE, DID YOU TALK TO HIS 70 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:51,421 WIMP-ASS BROTHER YET? 71 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,256 [BLEEP] DECKED HIS ASS. 72 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,340 Dean: HE'S SUCH A LIAR. 73 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,800 I DECKED HIM. 74 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,344 Narrator: HANK AND DERMOTT FOUND OUT THEY SHARED A FATHER 75 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,431 THAT DAY, AND HIS NAME WAS ROCK 'N' ROLL. 76 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,099 WITH THE ADDITION OF A KEY MEMBER... 77 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,184 [ BEEPING ] Narrator: ...SHALLOW GRAVY 78 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,269 WAS BORN. 79 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,229 Dr. Venture: I USED TO USE H.E.L.P.eR. FOR PARTIES. 80 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,898 PROGRAMMED HIM TO PLAY ALL THE POPULAR SONGS OF THE DAY. 81 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,025 WE'D ALL SING OVER HIM FOR FUN. 82 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,610 [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 83 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,778 I INVENTED KARAOKE. 84 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,448 Narrator: WITH ALL THREE MEMBERS IN PLACE, THEY BEGAN 85 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:22,827 REHEARSING IN HANK'S BEDROOM, AND THE LOCAL PRESS TOOK NOTICE. 86 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,622 Dean: WELL, THE HOME NEWS BACK THEN WASN'T THE SLICK 87 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,081 WEEKLY IT IS TODAY. 88 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,458 I MEAN, IT HAD ALL THE HARD-HITTING FACTS THAT MY 89 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:32,795 READERS DEMAND, BUT IT WAS DITTOED AND STAPLED ON THE SIDE. 90 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,298 Narrator: RIDING THE WAVE OF SUCCESS, THEY QUICKLY PUT THEIR 91 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:38,968 HOT SOUND ON CASSETTE TAPE TO FEED THE ROCK-HUNGRY MASSES. 92 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,137 #21: DUDE, I GOT THAT CASSINGLE. 93 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:43,973 IT WAS LIKE 30 MINUTES OF ONE SONG THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN 94 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,976 EXPLODING CAR MADE OUT OF BASSES. 95 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,144 [ Chuckling ] AWESOME! 96 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:51,439 Hank: OUR ORIGINAL SOUND WAS A LOT MORE, UM, I WANT TO SAY 97 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:52,357 "RAW"? 98 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,275 FREAKING HANK COULD HARDLY PLAY BASS. 99 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,654 Hank: DERMOTT COULDN'T REALLY SING YET, BUT WE GREW TOGETHER 100 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,863 AS A BAND. 101 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,699 HANK'S NEW WAVE WAS RUBBING OFF ON ME, AND MY "[BLEEP] NO 102 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,327 GUTS NO GLORY" ATTITUDE WAS RUBBING OFF ON HIM. 103 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,371 WE WERE JUST RUBBING OFF ON EACH OTHER. 104 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,122 TOTALLY NOT IN THE GAY WAY, THOUGH. 105 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:11,000 Narrator: NEW DRUMMER, HOT PRESS, AND THEIR FIRST RELEASE. 106 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:15,213 THINGS WERE LOOKING UP FOR SHALLOW GRAVY. 107 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:17,924 THEN, TRAGEDY STRUCK. 108 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:21,761 IN A FREAK ACCIDENT DURING A FREAK BATTLE ON HANK'S LAWN, 109 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,222 H.E.L.P.eR. WAS MORTALLY WOUNDED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 110 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,139 #21: CAR ACCIDENT?! 111 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,642 DUDE, THAT CAR WAS BLOWN UP ON PURPOSE! 112 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:29,811 PLUS, THERE WAS A GUY IN THE CAR! 113 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:32,063 WHO CARES ABOUT A [BLEEP] ROBOT?! 114 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,648 OH, IT WAS TRAGIC. 115 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,191 I MEAN, SURE, WE LOST HUNDREDS OF LIVES THAT DAY, BUT WHEN YOU 116 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:39,153 LOSE A FAMILY MEMBER, IT'S -- IT'S TOUGH. 117 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,155 Hank: IT WAS LIKE ONE MINUTE HE WAS THERE, AND THE NEXT HE 118 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,367 WAS, LIKE, EVERYWHERE -- THE LAWN, THE ROOF. 119 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:48,246 Brock: HIS LITTLE, UH, HEAD PIECE WAS STUCK HERE FOR A 120 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:48,705 WHILE. 121 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:49,706 I WASN'T THERE. 122 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,041 I MEAN, IF I WAS, FREAKING HEADS WOULD HAVE ROLLED. 123 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,209 I WOULD HAVE GONE SICK-HOUSE. 124 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,129 WHAT KIND OF DICK HATES ROCK 'N' ROLL SO MUCH THEY HAVE 125 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:57,213 TO DESTROY IT?! 126 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:59,173 Monarch: HEY, HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOUR GOOFY LITTLE 127 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,009 SLIDE SHOW -- I BROKE UP THE BAND. 128 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,385 SO, UH...SUCK ON THAT, AMERICA. 129 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:07,015 Narrator: IN A BLINDING FLASH, SHALLOW GRAVY WAS OVER. 130 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:10,435 HANK FOUND HIMSELF IN HIS ROOTS -- MUSIC. 131 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,061 Dean: HE ACTUALLY GOT GOOD. 132 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,230 I MEAN, IT WAS ALMOST REAL MUSIC. 133 00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:16,733 I BUILT HIM HIS FIRST AMP OUT OF AN OLD SPEAK & SPELL. 134 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,026 YEAH, IT WAS ORANGE. 135 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,236 Narrator: WHILE DERMOTT FICTEL FOUND HIMSELF IN 136 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,280 THE DARKNESS OF HIS OWN TROUBLED MIND. 137 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:25,742 OH, MAN, MY WORLD JUST CAVED IN ON ME. 138 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:26,909 NO BAND, MAN. 139 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,745 I WAS LIKE, "WELL, NOW I GOT TO BECOME AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER I 140 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,747 GUESS." 141 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:31,748 Hank: WITHOUT DERMOTT AROUND TO TELL ME ALL MY IDEAS WERE 142 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:35,251 RETARDED, I WAS REALLY FREE TO EXPLORE AND CREATE. 143 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:38,171 SO I DIDN'T SEE HIM LIKE ALL SUMMER. 144 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:41,174 AND THEN SUDDENLY, TOTALLY OUT OF NOWHERE, HE CALLS ME AND 145 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:46,054 PLAYS THIS KILLER RIFF OVER MY PHONE FROM HIS WATCH-PHONE. 146 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:49,307 Hank: THIS IS THE ACTUAL JACKET THAT INSPIRED THE SONG 147 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,224 "JACKET." 148 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:53,311 [ SNIFFS ] YEAH, I WROTE THOSE LYRICS IN 149 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,020 ONE NIGHT. 150 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,772 SONG USED TO BE CALLED "JACK." 151 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:56,939 IT WAS ABOUT JACK THE RIPPER. 152 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,108 Hank: IT WAS ALL ABOUT SOME OLD GUY THAT KILLED PEOPLE OR 153 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,193 SOMETHING. 154 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,987 I SAID, "THAT WILL NEVER SELL!" YOU KNOW WHAT SELLS? 155 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:03,780 JACKETS. 156 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,281 Narrator: BACK ON COURSE AND READY TO SET THE MUSIC WORLD ON 157 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:10,286 FIRE, ONLY ONE PIECE WAS MISSING, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 158 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,915 Dr. Venture: H.E.L.P.eR.'S A FAMILY MEMBER, AND WHEN YOU LOSE 159 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,541 A FAMILY MEMBER, WHAT DO YOU DO? 160 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,918 CRY? NO! 161 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,586 YOU REBUILD HIM. 162 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:19,837 THAT'S THE VENTURE WAY! 163 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,840 SO H.E.L.P.eR'S BACK AND HE'S HUGE AND SPIDER-LIKE. 164 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:25,927 AND IT WAS AWESOME, AND I GO, "HANK, NEW NAME -- 165 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,804 SHALLOW GRAVE." 166 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,848 [ BEEPING ] Hank: H.E.L.P.eR. THOUGHT IT 167 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,767 WAS PRETENTIOUS AND UNFAIRLY PIGEONHOLED US, SO WE WENT WITH 168 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,977 SHALLOW GRAVY. 169 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:35,853 I ADDED THE GRAVY. 170 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:36,979 YOU GET IT? 171 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,775 Narrator: REUNITED AND RE-ENERGIZED, THE BAND WAS EAGER 172 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:43,319 TO UNLEASH THEIR NEW SOUND ON THE PUBLIC. 173 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:46,489 IT WAS TIME FOR SHALLOW GRAVY TO TAKE TO THE ROAD. 174 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,533 I THINK WE'RE BEING SHUT DOWN. 175 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,660 Dr. Venture: HEY, WOULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN, THE WHO? 176 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,829 KNOCK IT OFF. 177 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,498 UGH, IF I HAD TO HEAR THAT [BLEEP] SONG ONE MORE TIME, I 178 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:56,165 SWEAR... 179 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,752 SO I GAVE HANK MY DAD'S OLD BATTLE VAN AND TOLD THEM TO JUST 180 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,754 GO...SOMEWHERE. 181 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:03,673 Hank: WE CALLED IT "THE GRAVY BOAT." 182 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:04,799 [ SNORTS ] GET IT? 183 00:07:04,882 --> 00:07:06,676 Narrator: THE ROAD WAS A HARSH MISTRESS. 184 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,637 AND WITH THE PRICE OF FUELING A GIGANTIC ANTIQUE CAR HAULING A 185 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:14,016 BAND WITH A 900-POUND DRUMMER, IT WAS ALSO A SHORT MISTRESS... 186 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,852 I SAID, "MAKE SOME [BLEEP] NOISE!" 187 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,019 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 188 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,773 Narrator: ...UNTIL THEY FINALLY LANDED THE GIG SHOW OF A 189 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:21,816 LIFETIME. 190 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,569 HOMESCHOOL PROM, WE ARE SHALLOW GRAVY! 191 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,362 2, 3, 4! 192 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,614 Hank: AH, YEAH, THE PROM GIG. 193 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,701 PROM GIG -- THE BIGGEST VENUE WE EVER PLAYED. 194 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,786 Hank: ALL THOSE SOUNDS, ALL THOSE COLORS! 195 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:34,996 AW, PEOPLE WERE, LIKE, TEARING OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND 196 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,873 PULLING OFF THEIR PANTS! 197 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,708 Hank: DERMOTT TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT, I THINK. 198 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,459 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 199 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,628 Narrator: THAT GIG ALSO BROUGHT SHALLOW GRAVY TO THE 200 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:46,674 ATTENTION OF A LOCAL AMATEUR DEEJAY AND SOMETIMES-SCIENTIST. 201 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,426 Pete: MAGIC. THEY HAD IT ALL. 202 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,136 I MEAN, A GREAT BASS SOUND, A PISSED-OFF FRONT MAN -- 203 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:52,597 Quizboy: AND A ROBOT. 204 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,514 Pete: REAL ROBOT! 205 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,641 THEY'RE NOT LIKE THOSE KRAFTWERK PHONIES! 206 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,393 LISTEN, BOY BANDS ARE ALWAYS HOT. 207 00:07:57,476 --> 00:07:59,896 I WANTED TO GET THEM INTO THE STUDIO IMMEDIATELY. 208 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,480 Quizboy: YEAH, BEFORE THEY WERE A MAN BAND. 209 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,734 Narrator: LIKE AN ALBINO BRIAN ENO AND A HYDROCEPHALIC 210 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:08,571 MARTIN HANNETT, THE PRODUCTION DUO FEVERISHLY EXPERIMENTED IN 211 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:10,740 SEARCH OF THAT PERFECT "GRAVY" SOUND. 212 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,618 Pete: I LIKE TO CALL IT THE "WALL OF WHITE." 213 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:16,662 Hank: IT SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS RECORDED ON THE MOON! 214 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,748 TOTALLY [BLEEP] OVERPRODUCED. 215 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,750 [ BEEP ] Narrator: "JACKET" HIT THE 216 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,752 MUSIC SCENE LIKE A STORM THAT RAINED MOLTEN LEAD INSTEAD OF 217 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,422 REGULAR WATER AND IT BURNED THE PANTS -- I JUST CAN'T SAY THESE 218 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,048 THINGS. 219 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,090 WHY ARE YOU STOPPING? GO! 220 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,759 Narrator: IT'S JUST A SILLY LINE. 221 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,636 Hank: DUDE, THIS IS THE BEST PART! 222 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:32,595 THIS IS THE BIG FINISH! 223 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,430 Narrator: DID YOU BOYS WRITE THIS? 224 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,933 Hank: SHALLOW GRAVY ISN'T JUST A BAND, IT'S BEST FRIENDS 225 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:39,560 THAT MADE A MOVEMENT! 226 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,811 [ SNORTS ] MOVEMENT. 227 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:45,024 I NEVER FOUND MY FATHER, BUT I FOUND MY BROTHER...IN ROCK. 228 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:48,277 THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE NAMES HANK VENTURE AND DERMOTT FICTEL. 229 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,737 Dr. Venture: WAIT. FICTEL? 230 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:52,698 AND -- AND HE'S 17? 231 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,117 NO, NO. THAT'S -- I, UM... 232 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,744 THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER. 233 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,914 Narrator: THAT'S THE END OF OUR STORY, BUT NOT THE END OF 234 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:02,625 SHALLOW GRAVY. 235 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:06,128 THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. 236 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,673 [ JACKET UNZIPS ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 237 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,638 ♪ YELLOW Hank: ♪ JACKET 238 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,431 ♪ STRAIGHT Hank: ♪ JACKET 239 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,100 ♪ SMOKING Hank: ♪ JACKET 240 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:21,435 Both: ♪ FULL METAL JACKET ♪ FLACK 241 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,062 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ LEATHER 242 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:24,772 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ VARSITY 243 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,357 Hank: ♪ JACKET Both: ♪ IT'S BROCK'S JACKET 244 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,901 ♪ PUFFY Hank: ♪ JACKET 245 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,945 ♪ BULLETPROOF Hank: ♪ JACKET 246 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:32,822 ♪ TRACK Hank: ♪ JACKET 247 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,366 Both: ♪ WOOLEN JACKET ♪ DUNGAREE 248 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:36,993 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ JEAN 249 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,786 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ DENIM 250 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:40,663 Hank: ♪ JACKET Both: ♪ THEY'RE ALL THE SAME 251 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:44,667 JACKET ♪ ♪ YOU ARE MY OUTERWEAR 252 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:48,129 ♪ MY SPECIAL COAT WITHOUT A TEAR ♪ 253 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:55,678 ♪ JACKETS ARE EVERYWHERE ♪ WITH A HOOD OR A BELT OR A 254 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,514 SLEEVELESS ONE ♪ Hank: ♪ DOESN'T COUNT 255 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:00,599 ♪ THAT'S A VEST CALLED A JERKIN ♪ 256 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,478 A-TWO, THREE, FOUR! 257 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,356 ♪ FONZIE'S Hank: ♪ JACKET 258 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,025 ♪ BOLERO Hank: ♪ JACKET 259 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,860 ♪ TUXEDO Hank: ♪ JACKET 260 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,236 Both: ♪ EISENHOWER JACKET ♪ NEHRU 261 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,905 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ SATIN 262 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,824 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ RIDING 263 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,201 Hank: ♪ JACKET Both: ♪ TECHNICOLOR JACKET 264 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,828 ♪ WELDING Hank: ♪ JACKET 265 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,830 ♪ A CHILD'S Hank: ♪ JACKET 266 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:23,831 ♪ A DRIVING Hank: ♪ JACKET 267 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:27,043 Both: ♪ REVERSIBLE JACKET ♪ MEMBERS ONLY 268 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,711 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ A PADDED 269 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,421 Hank: ♪ JACKET ♪ FRINGED 270 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,465 Hank: ♪ JACKET Both: ♪ DOUBLE-BREASTED 271 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,885 JACKET ♪ ♪ THESE ARE THE COATS WE 272 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,888 WEAR ♪ ♪ OF DEVIL'S PLAID AND WITCH'S 273 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:45,269 HAIR ♪ ♪ JACKETS ARE EVERYWHERE 274 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:54,862 ♪ YOU ARE MY OUTERWEAR ♪ MY SPECIAL COAT WITHOUT A 275 00:10:54,945 --> 00:11:01,077 TEAR ♪ ♪ JACKETS ARE EVERYWHERE 276 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,080 ♪ WITH A HOOD OR A BELT OR A SLEEVELESS ONE ♪ 277 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,082 Hank: ♪ DOESN'T COUNT ♪ THAT'S A VEST CALLED A 278 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:08,167 JERKIN ♪ ♪ UH 279 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,796 ♪ WE'RE ALL WEARIN' JACKETS