1 00:00:03,103 --> 00:00:06,339 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:08,942 [BEEP] 3 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:11,644 GOOD MORNING, MR. AND MRS. SCHOOL-AGE AMERICA. 4 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,947 IT'S TIME TO PUT YOUR LUNCH PAIL IN YOUR CUBBY 5 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:16,449 AND PUNCH THE CLOCK, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO START 6 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:20,019 THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR CAREER IN SCIENCE! 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,621 [BEEP] 8 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,524 MEET YOUR NEW BOSS, DR. JONAS VENTURE. 9 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:28,061 FAMED INVENTOR, PHILANTHROPIST, AND GLOBE-TROTTING ADVENTURER. 10 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,029 [BEEP] 11 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:33,633 NOW ENTER YOUR NEW OFFICE, GARGANTUA-ONE, 12 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,736 A SPACE STATION SO ADVANCED, SO SELF-SUFFICIENT 13 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,906 THAT IT HAS BEEN DUBBED "THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD." 14 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,274 [BEEP] 15 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:45,445 HERE, YOU AND OVER 2,000 OTHER EMPLOYEES, 16 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:49,015 INCLUDING 200 SPACE WELDERS, 74 FLYING NURSES, 17 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,718 AND ONE BUSY BARBER, LABOR TO MAKE 18 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:55,088 THE BOSS' PERFECT VISION A PERFECT REALITY. 19 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:56,723 [BEEP] 20 00:00:56,790 --> 00:01:01,594 WHY, EVEN LITTLE RUSTY, DR. VENTURE'S COMPANION AND SON, 21 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,563 IS PITCHING IN. 22 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:07,000 YES, IT LOOKS LIKE RUSTY'S CAREER IN SCIENCE HAS 23 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:08,668 A BRIGHT FUTURE. 24 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,437 ["FUTURE" REPEATING] 25 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:25,218 - WUSS! - KNOCK IT OFF! 26 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,252 - WUSS! - KNOCK IT OFF! 27 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,821 - WUSS! - KNOCK IT OFF! 28 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:29,889 - WUSS! - KNOCK IT OFF! 29 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:33,359 - BOYS, FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP! BROCK IS TRYING TO DRIVE! 30 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,327 - I'M COOL. 31 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:35,395 - HE STARTED IT! - HE STARTED IT! 32 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,297 - NO, I STARTED IT YEARS AGO 33 00:01:37,363 --> 00:01:38,431 IN A MOMENT OF PASSION, 34 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,767 AND I'LL END IT THE SAME WAY RIGHT HERE 35 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,670 IN FRONT OF BROCK, HELPER, AND GOD! 36 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:47,440 NOW SIT ON YOUR HANDS AND KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT! 37 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:53,413 - BUT NOW I CAN'T READ MY GIANT BOY DETECTIVE BOOK. 38 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,548 SHOULDN'T BE READING IN A MOVING VEHICLE, ANYWAY. 39 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:56,549 YOU KNOW IT MAKES YOU-- 40 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,818 - UGH! 41 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:01,588 [BEEPING] 42 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:56,509 - GOOD MORNING, 43 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:57,510 VENT SHUTTLE TWO. 44 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:58,511 THIS IS CONTROL. 45 00:02:58,578 --> 00:02:59,712 MAINTAIN PRESENT COURSE 46 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:00,914 AND ENJOY THE VIEW. 47 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,949 AND MAY I STATE WHAT AN HONOR IT IS 48 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,418 TO HAVE THE ILLUSTRIOUS DR. VENTURE-- 49 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,721 - AHEM, UM, HE-HELLO? 50 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,558 SHOULD I HOLD DOWN THE--THE LITTLE BUTTON? 51 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:12,825 - THANK YOU, CONTROL. 52 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:15,361 VENT SHUTTLE TWO READY TO RECEIVE DOCKING PROTOCOL. 53 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:17,330 - AND ROGER THAT. 54 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,299 ILL LEAVE YOU IN THE HANDS OF LIEUTENANT BALDAVICH 55 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,366 FOR THAT PROCEDURE. 56 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,402 WELCOME HOME. 57 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:26,472 - LET'S TAKE THIS SLOW. IT'S MY FIRST TIME. 58 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,141 I'LL BE GENTLE. 59 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:29,742 NOW, WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS HOT ROCKET? 60 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:32,946 - WOW, THAT'S A BIG ONE! 61 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:37,116 NOW, EASE IT IN. GOOD. 62 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:39,819 - UH, AY AY AY. - JUST LIKE THAT. 63 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,221 - UH, BROCK, COULD WE SPEED THIS UP? 64 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:43,957 I REALLY HAVE TO GO NUMBER ONE. I'M SERIOUS. 65 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:46,259 - THAT'S IT, KEEP GOING. 66 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,795 SLOW, SLOW. 67 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,197 YES, THAT'S IT! 68 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,732 - THAT'S A TIGHT FIT. 69 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:53,900 - OHH. 70 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,502 IT'S LIKE THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. 71 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:57,737 - THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE, 72 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:58,905 BECAUSE THEY WERE BOTH MADE BY THE SAME GUY. 73 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,940 NOW, CAN WE FINISH THIS UP, PLEASE? 74 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:02,375 - I'M ALMOST THERE. 75 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:05,445 BRACE YOURSELF, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA BE... 76 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,714 - OH, COME ON! 77 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,060 - DR. VENTURE, I PRESUME? 78 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:23,396 - I WISH. HA HA. 79 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,931 THAT'S MY MAN, BROCK. 80 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,799 - UH, OK. 81 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,935 THIS IS QUITE AN HONOR, DR. VENTURE. 82 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:30,837 I'M COLONEL BUD MANSTRONG, 83 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:33,006 AND THIS VISION IS ANNA BAL-- 84 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,308 I MEAN, LIEUTENANT BALDAVICH. 85 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,510 - GREAT. LOOK, IS THERE SOME KIND OF BATHROOM YOU COULD-- 86 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:39,045 OH! 87 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,314 - OF COURSE, HOW INSENSITIVE OF ME. 88 00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:42,882 YOU'VE HAD A LONG JOURNEY, 89 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,818 AND I'M SURE YOU NEED TO UNPACK YOUR... 90 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:48,688 UH, EXTRA, UM, LIQUID. 91 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,790 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. LET'S JUST GET GOING. 92 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:53,059 - OK, I LIKE THAT. 93 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,293 LET'S GET TO WORK. 94 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,562 THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN. 95 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:04,404 THOSE SURE ARE DANDY-FINE SPACE SUITS YOU BOYS GOT. 96 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:08,307 - IT'S KINDA CREEPY IN HERE. - AND COLD. 97 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,276 - WHEN IT GETS COLD LIKE THIS, 98 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,311 I ALWAYS REMEMBER BACK WHEN I WAS A... 99 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:15,448 PAPERBOY ON THIS STATION. 100 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:18,818 I MUST HAVE BEEN ABOUT YOUR AGE, AND ON A NIGHT JUST LIKE THIS, 101 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:20,987 ONE OF THE CREW JUST SUDDENLY... 102 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,356 CRACKED. - COOL! 103 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,857 HE GATHERED EVERYONE IN THE HANGAR 104 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:28,027 FOR WHAT HE CALLED "MOVIE NIGHT." 105 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,296 AND UNDER THE FLICKERING LIGHT 106 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,331 OF BURT REYNOLDS' "SHARKY'S MACHINE," 107 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,967 HE OPENED THE BAY DOORS. 108 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:39,238 ALMOST THE WHOLE CREW WAS THERE, SHARKY'S MACHINE. 109 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:45,545 YEP, THEY SAY HIS PHANTOM SPIRIT STILL ROAMS THESE CORRIDORS. 110 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:48,081 - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! 111 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,083 - RIGHT, DR. VENTURE? 112 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,484 - UH, AH, YEAH, WHATEVER. 113 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,685 LOOK, I'M GONNA BE HONEST HERE. 114 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,821 I REALLY NEED TO TAKE A TINKLE. 115 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,193 - WE'RE HERE. 116 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:02,261 - SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 117 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,229 - THE LIGHT WENT ON. 118 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,264 - OH. THAT'S HELPFUL. 119 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,600 - AND THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 120 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,102 - AND THEN WE FOUND THIS. 121 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:10,570 SO, WE CALLED YOU. 122 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:13,039 - THOUGHT THE BRAINIAC SON OF DR. VENTURE 123 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,741 COULD LICK THIS IN A JIFFY. 124 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,275 STAND BACK, EVERYONE! 125 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,444 LET THE GENIUS PUT ON THE OL' THINKING CAP. 126 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:20,346 - FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. 127 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,615 HA HA HA! 128 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,184 - DOC, YOU OK? - YEAH! 129 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,452 I'M FINE. 130 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,420 I WAS JUST ENJOYING 131 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:28,955 THE SUPER FREEDOM OF SPACE TRAVEL. 132 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:32,024 HA HA, YOU KNOW, TESTING OUT THE WASTE COLLECTION POUCH. 133 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:35,128 AHH, IT REALLY IS QUITE LIBERATING. 134 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,664 WHAT? WE'RE ASTRONAUTS. 135 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,700 WHY IS EVERYONE... 136 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,301 ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WE SHOULD BE DOING? 137 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:43,703 - YOU HEARD THE MAN! 138 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:47,673 LET'S SCRUB THIS BABY DOWN AND GIVE HER A GOOD POWDERING. 139 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:49,876 - OH, SWEET MERCY, 140 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,044 TELL ME THESE SUITS HAVE A COLLECTION POUCH. 141 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,747 - IT'S STILL ON! 142 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,015 - HOLD ON, BOYS. 143 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,850 BROCK! COME IN, BROCK! 144 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,085 - YEAH, WHAT? 145 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,988 UM, HOW IS THE CARGO BAY? 146 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:02,989 IS IT BROKEN? 147 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,924 - THIS IS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME. 148 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,959 THESE PANELS HAVE NEVER BEEN OPENED. 149 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,060 [SNIFFING] 150 00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:11,697 THE WHOLE PLACE SMELLS LIKE A NEW RADIO. 151 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,534 - FINE, JUST KEEP CHECKING. 152 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,136 ANYTHING? 153 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,105 - NO, IT'S STILL ON. 154 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,207 - UNH! DO THESE SWITCHES EVEN DO ANYTHING? 155 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,175 WHAT ABOUT NOW? 156 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,710 - IT'S--WAIT, WAIT. IT'S-- 157 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,979 - ON OR OFF? 158 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,115 - IT'S STILL ON. 159 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:33,452 - ANNA. 160 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:36,189 MAYBE I'M JUST A ROMANTIC FOOL SPURRED ON 161 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:38,257 BY THE FRISCALATING STARLIGHT, 162 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,959 BUT I PHONED MOTHER ABOUT US. 163 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,328 I THINK I MAY BE READY TO... 164 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,863 I MEAN... 165 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,932 I DON'T WANT TO RUSH YOU INTO ANYTHING. 166 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,133 - RUSH ME? 167 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,002 WE'VE BEEN ALONE ON THIS STATION FOR 6 YEARS! 168 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:54,240 6 YEARS OF HAND-HOLDING, 6 YEARS OF KISSES ON CHEEK, 169 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,641 OF LOVE NOTES IN LOCKER, 170 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,911 OF "I HEART ANNA" WITH THAT LITTLE "T.L.A." THING 171 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,847 DRAWN ON SPACE BOOT WITH SHARPIE. 172 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:04,016 WHAT MORE COULD A GIRL WANT? 173 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,752 - NOW? - STILL ON. 174 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,321 A PROBLEM LIGHT. WOW, DAD. 175 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,422 WHAT A SUPER IDEA! 176 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,057 NO, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PUT ONE OF THOSE 177 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,825 ON THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD. 178 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,527 ANYTHING? - NO. 179 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,796 - NOW? 180 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,131 - HUH? 181 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:22,902 - WHAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU IS NO SMALL STEP FORWARD FOR US. 182 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:27,306 IT'S ONE GIANT STEP FORWARD FOR US-KIND. 183 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:32,378 SO, I NEED TO KNOW NOW IF THERE'S ANY REASON 184 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,479 YOU WOULD NOT WANT-- 185 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:35,781 - AAH! BROCK! 186 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:51,864 - YOU WON'T GET OFF THIS EASY, BROCK SAMSON. 187 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,165 - IT'S ON. - IT'S OFF. 188 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,166 - IT'S ON. - IT'S OFF. 189 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:55,167 - IT'S ON. - IT'S OFF. 190 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,335 - IT'S ON. - OFF. 191 00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:57,436 - IT'S ON. - IT'S OFF. 192 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,704 - IT'S ON. - OFF. 193 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:01,207 - IT'S ON. - THAT'S CALLED BLINKING, BOYS. 194 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,376 ANYTHING? 195 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:04,477 - NOW IT'S JUST REGULAR ON. 196 00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:05,912 - ARGH! 197 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,747 WHY DON'T YOU BOYS GO HELP SOMEONE ELSE, 198 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:10,049 OR BETTER, GET ME A DRY SPACE SUIT. 199 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,984 YOUR FATHER'S BASTING IN HIS OWN JUICES. 200 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,753 [SQUISH SQUISH] 201 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,955 OH, IT GOT IN MY GLOVES. 202 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,456 [SNIFF SNIFF] 203 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:18,958 OH, DEAR GOD. 204 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,894 [CLICK] 205 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,400 GREAT DESIGN, DAD. 206 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,502 WHAT A SUPER PLACE FOR THE GRAVITY BUTTON. 207 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:39,245 - OUR DAD WANTS A DRY SPACE SUIT. 208 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,347 WHAT HAPPENED? 209 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,616 - SOMEONE OPENED THE BAY DOORS ON HIM. 210 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,385 HE SHOULD BE DEAD. 211 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:47,887 - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! 212 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,156 - WE GOTTA WARN DAD! 213 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,559 - UGH... 214 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,828 GONNA LIE DOWN FOR A SEC. 215 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,668 - TOO...LATE. 216 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,737 - IS HE...DEAD? 217 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,106 - CAN'T TELL. TOUCH HIS NECK. 218 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,575 - YOU. - NO, I DON'T WANNA. 219 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:13,312 - HOLY CRAP, I THINK HE'S REALLY DEAD! 220 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,781 WHY WOULD THE PHANTOM SPACE MAN GUY DO THIS? 221 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,694 - HELLO, RUSTY! 222 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,496 IT'S TIME TO GET UP. 223 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,832 - DAD? 224 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,101 I THINK I PEED MY BED. 225 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,607 [BEEPING] 226 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:47,113 - LET'S GO, BOY! 227 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,115 THAT PTERODACTYL LOOKS MIGHTY HUNGRY! 228 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:51,751 AND I DO BELIEVE WE'RE ON THE MENU! 229 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,353 - SHOULD I HIDE IN A BARREL OR SOMETHING? 230 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,521 - HANG ON, SON! 231 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,023 THESE SAVAGES MEAN BUSINESS! 232 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:59,191 NOW, GRAB MY HAND AND HOLD ON TIGHT! 233 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:00,359 - OH! 234 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,194 OF COURSE. 235 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:03,863 - AM I A GHOST? 236 00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:06,732 - PSHH, YEAH, THAT'S IT. 237 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:10,302 - I HAVE COME HERE TO SHOW YOU THE FOLLY OF YOUR WAY! 238 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,772 TAKE MY HAND, AND WE'LL TRAVEL TO-- 239 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,573 - COME ON, DAD! 240 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,309 ONE, WE JUST PROVED NOBODY'S TAKING ANYBODY'S HAND HERE. 241 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,345 AND TWO, YOU NEVER BELIEVED IN GHOSTS. 242 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,646 YOU WERE A SCIENTIST. 243 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:24,383 - YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. I GUESS. 244 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,887 - I WHACKED MY HEAD TRYING TO FIX YOUR STUPID SPACE STATION. 245 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,889 IT'S CLEAR YOU'RE A TRAUMATIC HALLUCINATION 246 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:32,825 MADE MANIFEST BY MY HITTING MY...EGO. 247 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,260 - ALL RIGHT, FINE, FINE. 248 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,162 BUT I'M STILL YOUR FATHER. 249 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:39,698 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPACE STATION? 250 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,734 - [PANTING] 251 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,570 - STOP! I'M GONNA THROW UP! 252 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,771 - WHAT DO WE DO? 253 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,673 - WE SHOULD LOOK FOR CLUES OR SOMETHING. 254 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,376 NOW, WHAT WOULD GIANT BOY DETECTIVE DO? 255 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,845 - SCREW GIANT BOY DETECTIVE! 256 00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,081 HIS DAD'S NOT DEAD! 257 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,349 - THAT WAS MINE. 258 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,352 THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! 259 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,621 - I HATE PHANTOM SPACE MAN! 260 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,926 - OH, MY GOD, WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY 261 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,094 OF YOUR FAILURE? 262 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,329 - BECAUSE GARGANTUA-ONE IS PERFECT! 263 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,264 THE PROBLEM HAS TO BE YOUR FAULT. 264 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,500 - MY FAULT? "GARGANTUA-ONE!" 265 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,969 IT'S LIKE THE WORST NAME FOR A SPACE STATION. 266 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,104 - I THOUGHT IT COOL. 267 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,773 - NO, I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. 268 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,874 AHH! 269 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:22,842 OH! 270 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,310 OK, CRAZY, THEN BY YOUR LOGIC, 271 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,679 YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY SPACE STATION. 272 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:30,683 - I TRIED EVERYTHING. 273 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,218 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 274 00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,286 YOU WERE JUST FLIPPING SWITCHES. 275 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,489 THINK, THINK, TINY WONDER! 276 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:37,523 YOU BUILT THIS WITH ME, 277 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,291 YOU SHOULD KNOW HER INSIDE AND OUT. 278 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:40,392 - I WAS, LIKE, 10, 279 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,560 I JUST WANTED TO PLAY 280 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,195 WITH MY PLASTIC COWBOYS AND INDIANS. 281 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,998 WHO LETS A 10-YEAR-OLD BUILD A SPACE STATION? 282 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,801 - NOTHING. 283 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,569 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 284 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,706 OH, HOLD ON. I HAVE ANOTHER CALL. 285 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,508 [BEEPING] 286 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,811 IT WAS SOMEONE TRYING TO FAX ME. 287 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,312 ANYWAY... 288 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:07,887 - OH! 289 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,555 I'M NEVER GONNA GET USED TO THAT. 290 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,224 - WHAT? THE PAIN? 291 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,260 IT WOULD HAVE KILLED A LESSER MAN, 292 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,428 BUT YOU LOOK SPECTACULAR. 293 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,030 - OH, YEAH. THE PAIN. 294 00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:19,231 THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 295 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,233 I HACKED UP SOME BLOOD A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO. 296 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,904 THERE WAS THIS BIG CHUNK ABOUT THE SIZE OF A... 297 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,438 ONE OF THOSE LITTLE KIWI FRUIT, 298 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,340 BUT I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING MISSING, 299 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,042 SO I'M NOT TOO WORRIED. 300 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:34,246 - YOU ARE QUITE A MAN, BROCK SAMSON. 301 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,283 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP YOU? 302 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:41,820 - YEAH, YOU CAN UNZIP YOUR SPACE SUIT FOR ME. 303 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,089 I LIKE IT WITH THE HELMET ON. 304 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:48,627 - OH, CRAP! THE DOOR'S LOCKED! 305 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,563 - IF WE CAN'T GET TO BROCK, WE'RE GONERS! 306 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:51,897 - YEAH! - NO, WAIT! 307 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:52,998 I SEE HIM! 308 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,100 AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S WRESTLING SOMEONE! 309 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,369 - SHOVE OVER! 310 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,039 - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! 311 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,907 - [MOANING] 312 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,976 - THAT'S IT, BROCK. PACE YOURSELF. 313 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,411 CONSERVE YOUR ENERGY. 314 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,745 - WHAT THE-- 315 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:07,947 WHAT'S HE DOING WITH HIS-- 316 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,148 - THINK ABOUT IT, BRO. 317 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,816 WHAT OTHER WEAPON DOES HE HAVE? 318 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,318 HE NEEDS HIS HANDS FREE... 319 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,519 FOR STUFF. 320 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,922 - UH-OH, PHANTOM SPACE MAN SOMEHOW GOT ON TOP! 321 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,991 THAT'S IT, BROCKO. SHAKE HIM OFF! 322 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,793 - WHOA! WHOA! 323 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,528 - YEAH! - YEAH! 324 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,762 - HE'S GOT HIM ON HIS KNEES! 325 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,331 - JUST A MATTER OF TIME NOW. 326 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,832 - BROCK IS JUST TOYING WITH HIM! 327 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:27,833 - [GRUNTING] 328 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,168 - WHOA! PRETZEL BENDER! 329 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,338 BROCK'S GOTTA TEACH ME THAT ONE. 330 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,907 PHANTOM SPACE MAN GOT HIS HELMET KNOCKED OFF! 331 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,875 OH MY GOD, HE'S HIDEOUS! 332 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,912 MUST HAVE BEEN DEFORMED BY SPACE RAYS. 333 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:40,913 - LOOK AGAIN, HANK! 334 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,015 THAT'S NOT A PHANTOM SPACE MAN, 335 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,150 THAT'S LIEUTENANT BALDAVICH! 336 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,218 - [GRUNTING] 337 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,354 - THAT MEANS... - RIGHT? 338 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,356 PHANTOM SPACE MAN... 339 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,524 IS STILL ON THE LOOSE! 340 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,793 - [LOUD GROANING] 341 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,197 [BEEPING] 342 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,367 [CRASH] 343 00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:07,106 - OH, GREAT, DAD. NOW, IT'S BLINKING AGAIN. 344 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,642 HOW THIS THING DIDN'T FOLLOW SKYLAB, DAD, I'LL NEVER KNOW. 345 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:13,012 LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING PIERCED THE HULL. SUPER-GOOD! 346 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,048 HEY...MY DIET PILLS! WHERE ARE MY DIET PILLS? 347 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,318 - OH, RUSTY, YOU DON'T NEED DIET PILLS! 348 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,520 YOU JUST NEED TO WORK A FEW THINGS OUT. 349 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,856 - LOOK WHO'S TELLING ME THIS, MY DEAD, 12-FOOT-TALL FATHER. 350 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,190 - HMM. 351 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,127 I THOUGHT I BUILT A BIGGER SPACE STATION THAN THIS. 352 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,863 - I GUESS I REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS TOWERING OVER ME. 353 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,766 THERE YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE BUGGER! 354 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:38,871 - LAD, REMEMBER, THE SOLUTION WAS IN YOU ALL THE TIME. 355 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,339 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS-- 356 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,608 - BYE, DAD. 357 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,845 - BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER ANYMORE? 358 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,213 DAD'S DEAD! 359 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,150 JUST BECAUSE SOME PHANTOM SPACE MAN HAD TO COME HERE 360 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,885 AND RUIN EVERYTHING! 361 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,854 - WHAT DID DAD EVER DO TO PHANTOM SPACE MAN? 362 00:15:57,022 --> 00:16:00,225 PHANTOM SPACE MAN'S A BIG, FAT JERK! 363 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,830 - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! - PHANTOM SPACE MAN! 364 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:05,998 - [GRUNTING] 365 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,266 - I'M GONNA KILL YOU! - WHY?! 366 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,068 - [INDISTINCT YELLING] 367 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:13,806 - HOW COULD YOU? - YOU...GOOD FOR... 368 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,208 - NO! - KILL! VENGEANCE! 369 00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,343 - WHY? - ONE FOR BROCK! 370 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,845 - DEAR GOD! - FREAK! 371 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:23,782 TAKE IT! DIE! DIE! DIE! 372 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,488 - SO...H-HOW WAS HE? 373 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,990 - HOW WAS WHO? - AW, COME ON! 374 00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:34,693 I SHOOK HIS HAND! IT'S ALL FAT AND STUBBY! 375 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,663 HE MUST HAVE, LIKE, A HUGE MUSHROOM DOWN THERE! 376 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,899 SO, DOES HE HAVE A SMURF LIVING IN IT OR WHAT? 377 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,635 - WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? - GOT INTO ME? 378 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,571 I KNOW WHAT GOT INTO YOU! 379 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:47,606 AND THAT'S WHAT GOT INTO ME! 380 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,308 - YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE JEALOUS! 381 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,610 I GAVE YOU EVERY CHANCE IN THE WORLD! 382 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,746 - I'M NOT JEALOUS! I'M PISSED! 383 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,381 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA WAIT TILL-- 384 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,950 - NO! YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA WAIT! 385 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,152 I--I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS. 386 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,490 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ALREADY TOOK IT. 387 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,657 IN THE... 388 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,159 LAP! 389 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,327 FROM... 390 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,562 NOT ME! 391 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:12,831 [BEEPING SLOWLY] 392 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,938 -GO, TEAM VENTURE. - GO, TEAM VENTURE. 393 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,174 [BEEPING] 394 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,510 - ATTENTION! THERE HAS BEEN A HULL BREACH! 395 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,145 - IT'S POP! HE'S ALIVE! 396 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,579 - DANGER! - DADDY! 397 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,548 - BROCK! COME TO THE BRIDGE IMMEDIATELY! 398 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,883 PELLIGRO! 399 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:34,186 I AM NOW REPEATING, THERE HAS BEEN A HULL BREACH! 400 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,655 THIS IS SERIOUS! 401 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,924 UGH. 402 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,193 NOW, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 403 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,829 WHAT IS THIS, TANG? 404 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,830 [SNIFF SNIFF] 405 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:45,898 NO. 406 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,033 THEY STILL SMELL OF MY SALTY LEAVINGS. 407 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,401 - DOC? - WHAT? 408 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,270 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 409 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,605 - THERE WAS A LITTLE ACCIDENT IN THE CARGO BAY. 410 00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,141 - NO MATTER. I NEED YOU TO GET SUITED UP AND REPAIR A HOLE 411 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,510 IN THIS HUNK OF JUNK MY DAD LEFT TO THE WORLD. 412 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,946 - OK, FINE. - I'M GOING WITH HIM. 413 00:18:02,347 --> 00:18:04,016 IT COULD BE... 414 00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:06,185 DANGEROUS OUT THERE. 415 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,454 - GREAT. 416 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,492 OH, FINE, DAD. BLAME ME. 417 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,993 BLAME RUSTY. 418 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,563 BUT WHO'S FAULT IS THIS? UNH. 419 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,733 OH, GOD, ITS' MINE. 420 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:36,381 - SIR, YOU HAVE PLUCKED THE FLOWER OF THE WOMAN I LOVE. 421 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,251 I TRUST YOU WILL DO THE RIGHT AND NOBLE THING. 422 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,286 SHE WILL MAKE A FINE WIFE. 423 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,789 HER FATHER INVENTED THE "MR. MOUTH" GAME, 424 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,890 SO SHE'S AN HEIRESS. 425 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,993 YOU TWO SHOULD BE QUITE COMFORTABLE. 426 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,195 IT'S REALLY MY FAULT; 427 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:54,233 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE ATTENTIVE TO HER... 428 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,134 CARNAL NEEDS, 429 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,003 BUT TO BE FAIR, I MUST WARN YOU, 430 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,740 IF YOU HARM A HAIR ON HER SWEET, LITTLE HEAD, 431 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,109 I WILL... 432 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,278 - GRR... - [GRUNTING] 433 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,547 NO, WAIT! 434 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,550 HOW INAPPROPRIATE! 435 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,353 DON'T DO-- 436 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,421 WAIT! STOP! LOOK! 437 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,690 [MOANING] 438 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,543 - TA-DA! I FIXED IT! 439 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,844 - DAD! - DADDY! 440 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:39,978 - WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! - YOU'RE ALIVE! 441 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,014 - OK, BOYS. LET'S TAKE IT EASY. 442 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,016 - SEE, CRYBABY? 443 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:45,083 TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE. 444 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,318 - OH, MAN! 445 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,420 WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE SUCH A HUGE LIAR, HUH? 446 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,657 "I'M ALL SUPER-SCARED OF PHANTOM SPACE MAN!" 447 00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:52,891 - OH, THAT'S IT, BOOKWORM! 448 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,160 - [GRUNTING] 449 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:57,930 - OH, FANTASTIC. 450 00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,665 I'LL JUST SLIP INTO THIS LITTLE NUMBER, 451 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,500 AND WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE. 452 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,269 NO NEED TO SAY GOOD-BYE. I'LL LET THEM THANK ME LATER. 453 00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,809 - GOOD LORD, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 454 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,044 LET ME IN! 455 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,012 - NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE. 456 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,048 - OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME! 457 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,650 I--I--I CANT FEEL MY RIGHT SIDE! 458 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,888 I'M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE! 459 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,157 - I'M WAITING. 460 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,467 [ELECTRICAL CRACKLING] 461 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,144 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 462 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:49,481 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 463 00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,590 THAT'S GOOD SOUP.