1 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:08,508 - ALL HAIL BARON UNDERBHEIT! 2 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:09,943 - I WISH TO BE BROUGHT UP TO DATE 3 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:12,345 ON ALL AFFAIRS OF UNDERLAND. 4 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:14,414 CATCLOPS, WHAT HAVE YOU TO REPORT? 5 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:17,917 - TOURISM HAS SKYROCKETED AT THE WELL OF BITTER SORROWS 6 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,152 AND UNDERBHEIT BIRTH CREVASSE 7 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:22,822 SINCE YOU ENACTED THE MANDATORY ATTENDANCE EDICT. 8 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,557 - TOLD YOU. GIRL HITLER? 9 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:28,661 - BENZINE CHEWABLES HAVE DOUBLED PRODUCTION IN THE CHILD SLAVE MINES. 10 00:00:28,728 --> 00:00:31,264 DILLY-DALLYING SAW A BRIEF SPIKE, 11 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:35,402 BUT WE STABILIZED IT BY REMOVING THE FEET OF THE ALPHA MALES 12 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,537 UND THE POPULAR GIRLS! 13 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:38,571 - GOOD. GOOD. 14 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:42,275 MANIC EIGHTBALL, HOW ARE THINGS IN R&D? 15 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,245 [SLOSH SLOSH] 16 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:46,279 EXCELLENT. 17 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:49,416 MY FRIENDS, LET US GIVE A TOAST TO ME. 18 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:53,686 YOU HAVE ALL DRUNK DEEP OF MY CUP OF VILLAINOUS PLENTY. 19 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,256 PERHAPS TOO DEEP. - UH-OH. 20 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:58,158 - IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT EACH OF YOU 21 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,161 AT THIS HALLOWED TABLE HAS BETRAYED ME. 22 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,595 - SIR, I-- - SILENCE! 23 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,431 YOUR PLEAS FOR MERCY WILL NOT BE HEARD. 24 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:07,100 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SKIMMING OFF THE TOP, 25 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,535 THE PLANNED COUP D'ETAT, 26 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:13,206 UND, YES, THE WHISPERED COMMENTS AND POORLY-DRAWN CARICATURES. 27 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:14,574 YOU STAND GUILTY. 28 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:17,377 HOWEVER, YOU ALL KNOW ME AS A FAIR MAN. 29 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:20,079 I SEE NO REASON WHY WE CAN'T SIMPLY PART WAYS AMICABLY. 30 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:24,050 I'LL ALLOW YOU TO GRACEFULLY RESIGN YOUR POSTS IN THE COURT OF UNDERLAND, 31 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:25,452 AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT, 32 00:01:25,518 --> 00:01:27,854 AND JUST TO PROVE I HOLD NO GRUDGES, 33 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,724 I HAVE PREPARED A SPECIAL PARTING GIFT FOR EACH OF YOU 34 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,293 FROM MY RECENT TRIP. 35 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:38,531 IF YOU'LL KINDLY LOOK BENEATH YOUR CHAIRS... 36 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,402 - UH, TIGER BALM. I DON'T GET IT. 37 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:44,471 - WELL, MAYBE HE'S SAYING HE'S SORE AT US, 38 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:47,507 AND SO HE'S GIVING US BALM TO SOOTHE. 39 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:48,708 - THAT'S RETARDED. 40 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,810 SIR, WHAT EXACTLY-- 41 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,679 - WHERE'D HE GO? 42 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:55,815 I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. HE'S GONNA KILL US, ISN'T HE? 43 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:58,518 [SLOSH SLOSH] 44 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:00,487 [GATES OPEN] 45 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,888 [ROARING] 46 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,023 - RAAR! - AW, CRAP! 47 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,392 [GIRL HITLER SCREAMING] 48 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:13,366 - SHALL I HAVE THE MAINTENANCE CREW CLEAN THE ROOM, MY MASTER? 49 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:16,302 - NO, NOT YET, MANSERVANT. 50 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,506 [BEEPING] 51 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,208 - OHH. 52 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:25,044 TIGER BOMB. 53 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:26,346 [EXPLOSION] 54 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:29,949 - A MOST THOROUGH AND DECISIVE ACTION, YOUR BRILLIANCE. 55 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:33,119 YOU HAVE ELIMINATED ALL OF THE ENEMIES OF UNDERLAND 56 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:35,321 IN ONE FELL SWOOP. 57 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:39,759 - NO, MANSERVANT, NOT ALL OF THEM. 58 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,929 ONE YET REMAINS-- 59 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,832 VENTURE. 60 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:56,009 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 61 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,918 - NO. 62 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:40,286 - BROCK, I'M BEGGING YOU HERE. 63 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,455 YOU COULDN'T PICK A WORSE TIME FOR THIS. 64 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:44,123 - SAME TIME EVERY YEAR. YOU KNOW THAT. 65 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,159 - I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE SECURITY SYSTEM YET. 66 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:49,562 WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS? WE'RE NAKED IN THE BREEZE HERE. 67 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:53,032 - I LEFT THE NUMBER OF THE NATIONAL GUARD ON THE FRIDGE. 68 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,534 YOU'LL BE FINE. 69 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:58,004 - BYE, BROCK. HAVE FUN ON YOUR SABOTAGE. 70 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,806 - SABBATICAL, DOOFUS. 71 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,541 - NICE TRY, HANK. - OOP. 72 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,142 - COME ON. GET GOING. 73 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,377 - AW, CAN'T I COME WITH? 74 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:08,915 - SORRY, RUNS WITH SCISSORS. NEED TO DO THIS ALONE. 75 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:12,885 - OK, BROCK. HEY, WATCH THIS. 76 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:16,389 I ALMOST GOT IT DOWN. 77 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,025 - THAT'S REAL GOOD, HANK. YEAH. 78 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,528 HEY, YOU HOLD THE FORT FOR ME WHILE I'M GONE, OK? 79 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,364 YOU'RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW. 80 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,233 - BROCK, CAN'T YOU WAIT JUST ONE MORE D-- 81 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,203 [COUGHING] 82 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,272 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT? 83 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,675 - BROCK SAID I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE WHILE HE'S GONE. 84 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,978 - OH, SO YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG MAN NOW, HUH? 85 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:40,079 - NO...SIR. 86 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,315 - THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON YOUR OLD DAD, HUH? 87 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,951 I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. GO ON, BIG MAN. 88 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:45,918 TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 89 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,220 - WH-WHAT DO YOU MEAN, POP? 90 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:51,858 - NO! STOP IT, YOU TWO! THIS FAMILY IS TEARING APART! 91 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:53,159 [SOBBING] 92 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,761 - YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF, BIG MAN? 93 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:57,597 LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR POOR BROTHER. 94 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,266 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 95 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,336 - OH, WHAT THE HELL? 96 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,307 - SORRY, SIR. 97 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:09,609 ROAD IS CLOSED BY ORDER OF THE UNITED STATES ARMY. 98 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,512 - I'M WITH THE OFFICE OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE, SOLDIER. 99 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,047 WHAT'S ALL THIS? 100 00:05:14,113 --> 00:05:16,916 - SORRY, SIR. I WOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED YOU IN A CIVILIAN VEHICLE, 101 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,351 NOT THAT IT'S NOT CHERRY, SIR. 102 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,053 I'LL RADIO GENERAL CAUSEWAY TO-- 103 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:21,587 - I'M JUST HERE FOR R&R. 104 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:24,757 - SERIOUSLY, SIR, IF YOU JUST FOLLOW THE FLARES UP THIS ROAD-- 105 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,792 - I WASN'T JOKING. 106 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,560 YOU TELLING ME I CAN'T CAMP HERE, SON? 107 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,562 - YOU MEAN, YOU'RE NOT HERE WITH THE-- 108 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,264 YOU'RE HERE TO CAMP? 109 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:32,598 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 110 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,502 - OH...ROUTINE EXERCISES. 111 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,938 [ENGINE REVS] 112 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,141 - WAIT! SIR! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 113 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,209 - WHO WAS THAT? 114 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,111 - BROCK [BEEP]ING SAMSON. 115 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,514 - NO WAY! DIBS ON HIS CIGARETTE BUTT. 116 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:52,218 - [SNORING] 117 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,222 - [BEEPING] 118 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,917 [BEEPING] 119 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,432 - UH! 120 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:40,933 NO, NO, NO. 121 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,169 UH, UH, UH! NGH! 122 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:45,638 - [SQUEAK] 123 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:48,641 [BOTH CHIRPING] 124 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:54,447 - HUH? - HUH? 125 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,649 HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 126 00:06:56,716 --> 00:07:01,287 - IT IS YOU WHO HAS NO RIGHT TO INTRUDE ON UNDERLAND BUSINESS. 127 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,688 - HUH! 128 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:03,689 OH! 129 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:04,857 UGH! HEY! 130 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,260 GET OFF. GET OFF. 131 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:08,628 - [SCREECH] 132 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:10,396 - AAH! 133 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,931 AHH! 134 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:14,467 [ALARM BEEPING] 135 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,872 - [BEEPING] 136 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:28,748 - WHAT IS THIS? 137 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:32,685 - OUT FRONT RIGHT NOW! 138 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:35,421 - AAH! - AAH! 139 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,823 - OOH! 140 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:41,027 - BOYS, WAKE UP. WE'RE BEING INVAD-- 141 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:42,161 AAH! 142 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,864 - HOLY TOLEDO! POP IS IN TROUBLE! 143 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,265 - AAH! 144 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,401 - HAAH! 145 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:50,603 - AAH AAH! 146 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:57,977 - WHAT DO YOU DICKS WANT? 147 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,679 - THE BUTTERFLY PEOPLE WILL LEAVE AT ONCE 148 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:04,383 THAT WE MAY SLAY THE DR. VENTURE IN THE NAME OF THE UNDERLAND. 149 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,152 - JEEZ, THEY'RE REALLY CUT. 150 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,553 - SHUT UP. NO WAY! 151 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,388 WE'RE UNDER ORDERS FROM THE MONARCH 152 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:10,790 TO KILL VENTURE OURSELVES. 153 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:13,659 - BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING BACK HIS MANDIBLE 154 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:15,862 AS A SOUVENIR FOR OUR LORD. 155 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:17,263 - SHUSH! 156 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,832 NEVER SHARE THE DETAILS OF OUR MASTER'S PLAN WITH OUTSIDERS. 157 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,735 - ALL RIGHT. LOOK. I GOT TO CALL THIS IN TO HEADQUARTERS. 158 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:26,372 YOU CLOWNS CALL YOUR GUY AND MEET US BACK HERE. 159 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,506 - [WHISPERING] 160 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:32,078 - JA. ALL RIGHT, BUT NOT BECAUSE YOU SAY SO. 161 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:33,279 - WHY? - WE'RE TOO LATE! 162 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,582 POP HAS BEEN STUNG BY A TARANTULA AND A SCORPION. 163 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:37,450 HE'S DELIRIOUS. 164 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:38,651 - HOLY CRAP, WHAT DO WE DO? 165 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,753 - THE FIRST THING YOU DO IS TIE A TOURNIQUET 166 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,489 TO STOP THE TOXINS FROM REACHING HIS BRAIN. 167 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,457 - CHECK. 168 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,758 WHILE I DO THAT, YOU GO TO THE LAB 169 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,627 AND SEE IF THERE'S ANY ANTIVENOM IN THE FIRST-AID KIT. 170 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:51,063 - GOOD THINKING. UM, WHERE ARE WE, ANYWAY? 171 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,667 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOOR. 172 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:58,104 - HEY, THE LAB IS RIGHT HERE. 173 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,405 WHEN DID DAD BUILD THIS? 174 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,073 TIME'S A-WASTIN', DINO. 175 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,341 - RIGHT. 176 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,876 [DING] 177 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,579 - AGH! 178 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,817 - HALT! WHO GOES THERE? 179 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,420 - POP, YOU'RE AL-- 180 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:18,524 - INTRUDER! INTRUDER! 181 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,871 PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED. 182 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:36,108 - HANK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KNOCK IT OFF! 183 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:39,912 THIS FREUDIAN PHASE OF YOURS HAS GONE TOO FAR, MISTER. 184 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,347 YOU'RE GROUND-- 185 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,148 [CRASH] 186 00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,482 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 187 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:45,484 - DESTROY INTRUDER. 188 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,520 DESTROY INTRUDER. 189 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:51,390 - I LIVE HERE! LEAVE ME ALONE! 190 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,193 SOMETHING OUT THERE, AND IT'S MADE OF METAL, 191 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,363 AND IT HAS DAD'S FACE, AND IT WANTS TO BEAT ME UP. 192 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,498 THIS IS JUST LIKE MY DREAM. 193 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,567 - YEAH, BUT DID YOU GET THE FIRST-AID KIT? 194 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,169 - I DON'T NEED FIRST AID, HANK. 195 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,303 I NEED YOU TO STOP CHOKING ME 196 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,339 AND HITTING ME WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS. 197 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:08,007 - BUT, POP, YOU'RE BLEEDING. 198 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,976 - HUH? OH, THIS. UH, NO. 199 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:13,980 IT'S FAIRLY COMMON FOR SOME MEN TO LACTATE INVOLUNTARILY 200 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:18,050 IN SITUATIONS OF EXTREME STRESS. 201 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,120 - DEAN IS LACTATING, TOO. 202 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,555 [BEEP BEEP] 203 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,257 - OH, SOMEBODY LOVES THE MONARCH. 204 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:28,327 AHEM. MONARCH SPEAKING. 205 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:29,729 WHAT? 206 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,698 WELL, SLAY HIM. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 207 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,668 UH..UH-HUH. HOW MANY? 208 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,603 UNDERBHEIT? OF ALL THE-- 209 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,538 NO, NO. JUST SIT TIGHT, 24. 210 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:40,973 I'LL CALL A SIT-DOWN. 211 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,610 NOBODY IS TO MAKE A MOVE UNTIL I'VE HAD IT OUT WITH UNDERBHEIT. 212 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,979 [SIGH] UNBELIEVABLE. - WHAT? 213 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,447 - GET BARON UNDERBHEIT ON THE PHONE. 214 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,717 - WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON? - JUST DO IT, WOMAN! MAN! 215 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:56,689 - DO IT YOURSELF, MR. BIG PANTS. 216 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,090 - FINE. 217 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,826 WAIT A MINUTE. HOW DO I GET AN... 218 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,596 OUTSIDE LINE? 219 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,465 [HOWL] 220 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,300 [FOOTSTEPS] 221 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,468 - HUH? 222 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:10,803 HMM. 223 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,739 - WHO'S THERE? IDENTIFY YOURSELF. 224 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:17,109 - HMM. HMM. HMM. 225 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,546 YOWWWW! 226 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,617 - INTRUDER. KILL INTRUDER. 227 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:25,684 - NOT TO WORRY, BOYS. 228 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,087 THAT DOOR IS 8 INCHES OF TEMPERED STEEL. 229 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,355 WE'RE PERFECTLY SAFE HERE. 230 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,723 - INTRUDER. KILL. 231 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:33,592 - LET'S NOT TEST IT, HANK. HE'S MADE OUT OF THE SAME STUFF. 232 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:34,760 - WHAT DOES IT WANT? 233 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:37,430 - HIS NAME IS G.U.A.R.D.O., AND I DESIGNED HIM 234 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:39,432 TO PROTECT US WHILE BROCK IS AWAY. 235 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:41,367 - THEN WHY DID HE TRY TO BREAK MY FACE? 236 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,837 - BECAUSE I HAVEN'T PROGRAMMED IT INTO HIS FRIENDLY FILE YET. 237 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,172 I FELL ASLEEP. 238 00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,007 RIGHT NOW, G.U.A.R.D.O. DOESN'T KNOW YOU OR I 239 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,277 FROM AN ARMY OF SNAKE PEOPLE HOPPED UP ON PCP. 240 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:54,380 BUT HEY, THAT'S WHAT A PANIC ROOM IS FOR, RIGHT? 241 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,284 WE'LL BE FINE IF WE STAY HERE TILL BROCK SHOWS UP. 242 00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,652 BROCK. COME IN, BROCK. 243 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:03,022 - G.U.A.R.D.O.? HEY, DOES THAT STAND FOR SOMETHING? 244 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,957 - YEAH. 245 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,325 HELLO. IT'S DOC. 246 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,962 COME ON. IT'S AN EMERGENCY, AND I CAN'T GET TO THE FRIDGE. 247 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,167 - THOSE ARE FOR COMPANY. 248 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,035 HE'S LATE. 249 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,170 - ROYALTY. THAT'S HOW THEY ARE. 250 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,205 [SLURP] 251 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,806 WHAT IS THIS, DIET? 252 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:21,807 WHY DID YOU GET DIET? 253 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,976 - I DIDN'T. - TASTE THIS, THEN. 254 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,478 [SLURP] 255 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:28,147 - OK. I MIGHT HAVE GRABBED THE WRONG BOTTLE AT THE SUPERMARKET. 256 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,148 - HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 257 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,549 HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE? 258 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:33,252 GOD, IT'S LIKE HAVING MY DAD DO THE SHOPPING. 259 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:36,622 - HE'S HERE. - PLACES, EVERYONE, PLACES. 260 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,264 NOW! 261 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,236 - RRGH. 262 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,238 - AAH! - AAH! 263 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,512 - [GROWLS] 264 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,661 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. KNOCK IT OFF. 265 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,396 WE TRIED. WHATEVER. 266 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,664 - IS IT OVER? 267 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,233 - YEAH, YEAH. YOU CAN COME OUT NOW. WE'RE DONE. 268 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,969 - YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO STAY ON YOUR SIDE! 269 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:24,970 - YEAH. LOOK. 270 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,338 IT'S PROBABLY GONNA BE A WHILE HERE, 271 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:30,042 AND WE GOT SOME BEERS AND STUFF OVER AT THE MONARCHMOBILE. 272 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,677 SO I THOUGHT... 273 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,680 [PANTING] 274 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:38,450 - NNG! OWWWWW! 275 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,986 [GRUNTING] 276 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:44,056 - OOH! HWAH! 277 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:49,895 - [ROARS] 278 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:05,177 - DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON MY SASQUATCH! 279 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,485 WHY DON'T YOU GOVERNMENT BASTARDS LEAVE US IN PEACE? 280 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:14,820 - I'M NOT HERE WITH THE GOVERNMENT. 281 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,288 I JUST WANT TO-- - DON'T YOU LIE TO ME. 282 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:21,227 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU'RE BROCK SAMSON. YOU'RE WITH OSI. 283 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,733 - BIONIC, HUH? 284 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,035 LET'S SEE HOW BIONIC. 285 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,003 - AAH! 286 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:34,206 RIGHT IN MY CAPE CANAVERALS. NNGH! 287 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,808 - WAIT A MINUTE. 288 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,376 I KNOW YOU, TOO. 289 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,045 YOU'RE STEVE SUMMERS, ASTRONAUT. 290 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:40,980 - FORMER ASTRONAUT. 291 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,081 - I THOUGHT YOU DIED. 292 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,816 - THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WAS MEANT TO THINK. 293 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:47,620 TRUE, I WAS BARELY ALIVE AFTER MY TEST SHIP BROKE UP, 294 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:48,921 BUT THE ARMY SAVED ME. 295 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,625 THEY SPENT $6 MILLION TO GIVE ME ALL-NEW BIONIC PARTS. 296 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:55,694 MADE ME STRONGER, BETTER, FASTER THAN I WAS. 297 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:58,564 THEN YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID? THEY PUT ME TO WORK. 298 00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,366 THEY EXPECTED ME TO PAY IT ALL BACK. 299 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:04,036 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG 6 MILLION BUCKS TAKES 300 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:07,139 TO PAY OFF ON A GOVERNMENT SALARY? 301 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,441 - AND THESE ARE OUR HOLDING CELLS. 302 00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,378 I'M SURE UNDERLAND HAS MUCH LARGER ONES, 303 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,413 YOU BEING A WHOLE COUNTRY AND ALL. 304 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,316 - UNDERLAND HAS NO PRISONS. 305 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,218 - REALLY? HOW PROGRESSIVE. 306 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,820 - THE MASTER HAS INSTATED THE DEATH PENALTY 307 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,990 FOR ALL INFRACTIONS OF UNDERLAW. 308 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,625 - YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THIS ONE. 309 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,861 I'VE LOATHED VENTURE EVER SINCE COLLEGE. 310 00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:33,432 - OH, WHO HASN'T, UNDERPANTS? WHAT MAKES YOUR CASE SO SPECIAL? 311 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,266 - DUH. 312 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,402 - WOW. YOU MEAN, HE DID THAT? 313 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,069 HOW? 314 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,070 - WHERE I COME FROM, 315 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,472 A LAB PARTNERSHIP IS A SACRED TRUST. 316 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:45,878 ONE IS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO LOOK OUT FOR ONE'S LAB PARTNER. 317 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:46,979 VENTURE DID NOT. 318 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,681 - FINE, FINE, BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. 319 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:51,250 YOU CAN'T WALTZ INTO THE MIDDLE OF A DELICATE, HIGH-STAKES CHESS TOURNAMENT 320 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,153 AND YELL "KING ME" JUST BECAUSE HE BITCHED UP YOUR FACE. 321 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,755 VENTURE AND I HAVE BEEN ENGAGED IN A DEADLY GAME 322 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,658 OF CAT AND ALSO CAT FOR YEARS. 323 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,727 ALLOW ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU. 324 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,228 BEHOLD! 325 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,664 BUT A SMALL GLIMPSE INTO THE GENIUS 326 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,100 THAT IS MY 37-POINT ONGOING PLAN 327 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,602 TO RUIN DR. VENTURE'S LIFE. 328 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,439 NOPE. THAT'S MY RESUME. HOLD ON. 329 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,040 [BEEP BEEP] 330 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:15,808 DAMN IT! 331 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,177 OH, HANG ON A SECOND. 332 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,445 - [SIGH] 333 00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:20,646 - NO, NO. LET ME-- 334 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,215 HERE. LET ME JUST REBOOT THIS. 335 00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,818 [CHIME] 336 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,519 [HARD DRIVE WHIRRING] 337 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,255 I...HAVE A LOT OF EXTENSIONS. 338 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,325 - DESTROY. DESTROY INTRUDERS. 339 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,394 - MAN. ENOUGH ALREADY. WE GET IT. 340 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,730 - LISTEN, BOYS. BROCK IS STILL NOT ANSWERING. 341 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:38,931 - IT'S TOO BAD H.E.L.P.eR ISN'T HERE 342 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,133 TO TEACH THIS BUCKET OF BOLTS SOME MANNERS. 343 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,502 - YEAH. H.E.L.P.eR IS A REAL ROBOT. 344 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,471 - H.E.L.P.eR. OF COURSE. 345 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,606 H.E.L.P.eR. COME IN, H.E.L.P.eR. 346 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,075 H.E.L.P.eR, CAN YOU READ ME? 347 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,411 - [BEEPS] 348 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,812 - OH, WHERE IS HE NOW? 349 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,648 - MAYBE H.E.L.P.eR GOT JEALOUS OF YOUR NEW ROBOT, 350 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:57,950 AND HE'S MAD AT YOU. 351 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:02,588 - OH, OF ALL THE RIDICULOUS-- ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEE-- 352 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,561 H.E.L.P.eR? LISTEN TO ME. 353 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:12,431 I'M--I'M SORRY. 354 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,699 - [BEEP] 355 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,267 - I NEED-- 356 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:19,238 RUSTY NEEDS YOUR HELP. 357 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,040 - [SIGH] 358 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,108 - WHEN THEY CLOSED THE PLANT, 359 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:26,612 THERE WEREN'T A LOT OF JOBS FOR ME. 360 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,614 ALL I GOT IS A G.E.D. 361 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,349 IT WAS EITHER THIS OR THE ARMY. 362 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,719 - IN UNDERLAND, ALL CITIZENS ARE REQUIRED TO SERVE IN HIS LORDSHIP'S INFANTRY 363 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,155 FROM THE AGES OF 12 TO 37. 364 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,424 AT 38, WE ARE EXECUTED. 365 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:42,394 - WHEN I MET THE MONAR', I WAS HOOKED ON CRA' 'OCAINE. 366 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,863 I GET IN ALL KIND OF TROUBLE. 367 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,965 MONARCH TURN MY LIFE AROUND. 368 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,201 HOW ABOUT YOU? WHY'D YOU JOIN UP? 369 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,738 - YOU GUYS KIDNAPPED ME WHEN I WAS 15. 370 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,382 - PERSONALLY, I LIKE THE DISCIPLINE. 371 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,351 PLUS, IT'S A GREAT WAY TO SEE UNDERLAND. 372 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,421 - YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S HAVE SOME REAL FUN. 373 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:13,392 SO WHAT, WE CAN'T GET IN THERE? LET'S DO SOME DAMAGE ANYWAY. 374 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,294 - WHOO! - YEAH! 375 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,298 - AND THAT'S WHEN I MET MY LITTLE SASBURGER HERE. 376 00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:22,668 WELL, CUPID MUST'VE BEEN USING BIONIC ARROWS THAT DAY 377 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,537 BECAUSE I TOOK ONE LOOK IN THOSE BIG, BLUE EYES, 378 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,574 AND I KNEW I COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH MY MISSION 379 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,476 OR ANY MISSION EVER AGAIN. 380 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,511 THE ARMY MIGHT'VE GIVEN ME A NEW BODY, 381 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,814 BUT SASQUATCH GAVE ME A NEW LIFE. 382 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:36,949 - [WHIMPER] 383 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,151 - WE'VE BEEN ON THE RUN EVER SINCE. 384 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,319 - UGH. 385 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:41,954 [HELICOPTER APPROACHING] 386 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,122 - THEY'RE COMING. DON'T WORRY, BABY. 387 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:45,757 I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM GET YOU. 388 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,059 YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, SAMSON. 389 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,027 THIS MIGHT GET UGLY, AND YOU'RE STILL WITH THE AGENCY. 390 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,763 - NOW WAIT A MINUTE. I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. COME HERE. 391 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,166 THIS IS YOUR BIONIC ONE, RIGHT? 392 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,434 - YAAH! 393 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:59,371 UH! THAT WAS HOOKED UP TO MY BRAIN. 394 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,540 - BETTER LOSE THE BRIGHT-RED TRACKSUIT, TOO. 395 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,741 - BUT THAT'S MY THING. 396 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,278 - AS FOR YOU... - NO! WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 397 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,914 [ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING] 398 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,121 - OK. ARE YOU THERE, H.E.L.P.eR? 399 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,656 - [BEEP BEEP] 400 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,825 - NOW, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS PLUG DIRECTLY INTO THE PRIMARY CPU. 401 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:24,129 ONCE YOU DO THAT, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO REBOOT THE SYSTEM. 402 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,366 ONCE IT REBOOTS, ENTER THE-- 403 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,867 UM... 404 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,904 - IT WORKED. G.U.A.R.D.O. IS LEAVING. 405 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,539 - H.E.L.P.eR DID IT! 406 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,742 - GO, TEAM H.E.L.P.eR! 407 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:40,012 -WE'RE IN. ALL RIGHT, HENCHMEN. THIS IS IT. 408 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,813 LET'S GET THAT BASTARD! 409 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,682 [ALL CHEERING] 410 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,484 - AAH! 411 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,654 - HALT! IDENTIFY YOURSELVES. 412 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,824 INTRUDERS. INTRUDERS. DESTROY. 413 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:56,495 - OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. SAMSON. 414 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:59,064 YOU GOT SOME, UH...FRIENDS? 415 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,833 - JUST SOME BUDDIES FROM MY OLD UNIT. 416 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,202 THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR. 417 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,637 YOU EVER SEEN HEAVY COMBAT, SON? 418 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,907 YOU SHOULD LOOK SO GOOD AFTER STEPPING ON A LAND MINE. 419 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,742 - WELL, I--I'M SORRY, SIR. 420 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,844 GO ON AHEAD. 421 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,513 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY'D YOU LET HIM GO? 422 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,215 - WHAT? IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF VETS CAMPING. 423 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,484 - DUDE, THAT WAS A SHAVED BIGFOOT 424 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,820 AND STEVE SUMMERS IN A WIG 425 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,590 MADE OUT OF SHAVED BIGFOOT. 426 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:28,393 AH! WHOO. THAT WAS CLOSE. 427 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,461 THANKS, BROCK. 428 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,830 YOU CAN DROP US OFF AT THE BUS STATION. 429 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,932 SASQUATCH HAS FAMILY UP IN CANADA. 430 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,668 WE'LL PROBABLY HEAD UP THERE. 431 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,170 - YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME 432 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:41,106 SASQUATCH WAS A-- 433 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,107 A DUDE. 434 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,875 - HUH? YOU COULDN'T TELL? 435 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,912 - NOT UNTIL I HAD TO... 436 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:47,980 SHAVE HIM. 437 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,314 - WHAT ARE YOU, SHY? 438 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,316 SASQUATCH DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE. 439 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,186 SASQUATCH IS SOMETHING I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE! 440 00:20:54,252 --> 00:20:58,123 - WELL, THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA, UNDERBHEIT--A TEAM-UP. 441 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,193 - WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF IT WITHOUT YOUR INPUT. 442 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,795 DON'T WE NEED TO FILE AN ARTICLE OF COLLUSION 443 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:08,467 WITH THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT FIRST? 444 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:11,303 [BOTH LAUGH] 445 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,106 YOU'RE RIGHT. SCREW PROTOCOL. 446 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,841 GO AHEAD AND CALL THEM. 447 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:16,942 - HA HA! 448 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,877 OH, THE HENCHMEN ARE GOING TO BE THRILLED. 449 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,113 THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING. 450 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,121 - WHAT THE F-- OOP. 451 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,093 - INTRUDER. 452 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,639 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 453 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:51,877 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 454 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,791 - [BEEP BEEP] 455 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:08,226 - COME ON, H.E.L.P.eR. I APOLOGIZED. 456 00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,528 WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 457 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,196 - [BEEP BEEP BEEP] 458 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,398 - OH, DAMN IT! 459 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:17,502 - THAT'S GOOD SOUP.