1 00:00:01,968 --> 00:00:03,236 [BIRDS SINGING] 2 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:06,406 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 3 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:25,458 - COOL! 4 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,128 HEY, POP, YOU DIDN'T TELL US WE WERE GOING TO AFRICA TODAY! 5 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,729 [SIGHS] - GREAT. THEY'RE UP. 6 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:32,332 - DUDE, LOOK! ELEPHANTS! 7 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:36,202 - THAT'S LOXODONTA AFRICANA. 8 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:37,370 YOU CAN TELL WHICH ONES ARE THE MALES 9 00:00:37,437 --> 00:00:39,272 BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WITH TUSKS. 10 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,875 - I GOT NO PROBLEM TELLING WHICH ONE'S THE MALE, BRO. 11 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,077 CHECK OUT THE FIFTH LEG ON THAT BEAST. 12 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,845 - IT'S CALLED A TRUNK. 13 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:48,281 - IT'S CALLED YOU'RE A SPAZZ, AND THAT AIN'T WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 14 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:50,950 - BROCK, BE READY WITH YOUR TRANQ GUN ON MY SIGNAL. 15 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:52,685 THOSE TWO ARE GOING TO BE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS 16 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:53,887 IF THEY FIGURE OUT WHERE WE ARE. 17 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:56,856 - DR. VENTURE, YOU ARE RIGHT ON TIME. 18 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,793 MY ASSISTANT, MANDALAY, IS STANDING BY TO ESCORT YOU-- 19 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:02,262 - UM, YEAH, OK, GREAT. THAT'LL BE FINE. 20 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:04,898 OVER AND-- - AND MAY I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 21 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:06,466 TO WELCOME YOU-- - OH, CRAP. 22 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:07,834 - TO BRISBYLAND! 23 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,370 [GASPS] - BRISBYLAND?! 24 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:05,558 - BRISBYLAND! 25 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,860 - THIS IS GONNA BE PHAT CITY! 26 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,995 - I AM ALL OVER THAT TEACUP RIDE! 27 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,198 - BOYS, HALT! YOU ARE "ALL OVER" NO SUCH THING. 28 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,700 YOU'RE BOTH TO STAY ABOARD THE X-1. 29 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,301 - WHAT? - AW, WEAK! 30 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:16,569 - WEAK, SCHMEAK, HANK. 31 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,071 WE'RE HERE FOR BUSINESS, NOT FOR FUN. 32 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,106 - BUT, POP! - WHAT ARE YOU, ON THE RAG? 33 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,374 [SIGHS] 34 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,910 - IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE ON THE RAG. 35 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,613 I'M A--I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS WITH YOU! 36 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,181 WHAT MEN'S ROOM DID YOU PICK UP 37 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,049 THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK IN? 38 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:34,821 - NICE. WELL, I WAS GOING TO LET YOU GO ON 39 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,723 THE RUNAWAY SHOE RIDE AFTER MY MEETING, 40 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:41,594 BUT YOU TWO JUST SASSED YOURSELVES BACK ON THE X-1, SO MARCH! 41 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,732 [SIGHS] LOOK AT THIS FAMILY VALUES FREAKFEST. 42 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:47,233 THIS PLACE IS SO SQUEAKY CLEAN, 43 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,568 IT GIVES ME THE WICKED JEEBIES. 44 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:51,004 - HEY, POP...BLACK GUY. 45 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,508 - YOU MUST BE MANDALAY. 46 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:59,712 UH, I'M DR. THADEUS VENTURE. 47 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:02,081 THIS IS MY BODYGUARD BROCK. 48 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:08,021 I, UM...HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MR. BRIS-- 49 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:11,591 OH, HEH HEH HEH. OK. 50 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:12,859 MUTE. 51 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,740 - COME IN, DR. VENTURE. COME. 52 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:30,009 I'M AFRAID YOUR MAN WILL HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE 53 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,312 WHILE WE DISCUSS BUSINESS, HOWEVER. 54 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:34,647 - EASY, BROCK. HE'S A CRIPPLE, 55 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,116 AND HE'S, LIKE, 100. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 56 00:03:41,854 --> 00:03:44,691 - WELCOME, DR. VENTURE, 57 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:47,527 TO THE FUNNEST PLACE ON EARTH! 58 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:49,295 - HOLY DAMN IT CHRISTMAS! 59 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,635 [WHIMPERING] 60 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:58,571 - DOES MY APPEARANCE STARTLE YOU, DR. VENTURE? 61 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,239 - NO, NOT AT ALL. 62 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:04,110 AS A MAN OF SCIENCE, I SEE ALL KINDS OF THINGS. 63 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,346 - SEVERAL YEARS AGO, I FELL VICTIM TO 64 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,048 AN ANIMATRONIC ACCIDENT HERE AT THE PARK. 65 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:13,786 TRAPPED BENEATH AN UNSTOPPABLE LINCOLN FOR 2 HOURS. 66 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,455 IT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE ANYONE A STROKE. 67 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,890 - WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 68 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:22,395 - ALL THANKS TO THIS LITTLE BEE. 69 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,330 PANDA'S MILK? 70 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:28,001 - HUH? UM, OK. 71 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:30,770 [SLURPING] 72 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:34,941 - ONE OF THE RAREST BEVERAGES ON EARTH, 73 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,476 AND A NATURAL ELIXIR. 74 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:39,212 - HMM. IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT DISGUSTING. 75 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:41,214 THAT NOISE IS MAKING ME NAUSEOUS, THOUGH. 76 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,150 - OH, THAT? THAT'S JUST LI-LI ENJOYING HER LUNCH. 77 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:45,718 - LI-LI? 78 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,954 - YES, MY LONGTIME COMPANDA. 79 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,556 - I WON HER FROM DAVID BOWIE IN A TRIVIA CONTEST. 80 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,026 THIS WAS 1980, '81 PERHAPS, 81 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,395 YEARS BEFORE THE BIG TRIVIA CRAZE, 82 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:58,164 BUT THEN BOWIE ALWAYS WAS A TRENDSETTER. 83 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:01,734 [ANIMALS SCREAMING] 84 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:05,405 - PFFT. SLIPPERY GULCH SURE LOOKS FUN FROM HERE. 85 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,341 - I SPY AN ANTELOPE! 86 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:11,477 THEY CAN RUN UP TO 45 MILES PER HOUR. 87 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,746 - OH, THIS SUCKS! 88 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,081 WHY DO WE HAVE TO GET STUCK HERE 89 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,884 WHILE DAD AND BROCK GET TO TOUR BIZZY BEE'S HEAD? 90 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,752 [SIGHS] 91 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,222 - SO, HOW LONG YOU WORK FOR THIS GUY? 92 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:28,227 - AHEM. NOW THAT WE HAVE EXCHANGED PLEASANTRIES 93 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,196 AND HOT PANDA MILK, DR. VENTURE, 94 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,432 LET'S TALK BUSINESS. 95 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,434 I WANT YOU TO CLONE ME. 96 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:39,172 - CLONING? I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, 97 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:42,575 SEEING AS CONGRESS HAS BANNED ALL CLONING RESEARCH 98 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:43,743 IN NORTH AMERICA. 99 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,645 - CONGRESS? BAH. 100 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,046 BUNCH OF OUT-OF-WORK ASTRONAUTS 101 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,715 AND C-LIST ACTORS. 102 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,349 THEY'RE NOT MEN OF VISION, 103 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,318 MEN LIKE YOU AND ME. 104 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,722 MEN LIKE YOUR FATHER. 105 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:59,192 YOUR FATHER AND I WERE GREAT FRIENDS, YOU KNOW. 106 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:01,728 IN FACT, HE DESIGNED A NUMBER OF THE RIDES AND ATTRACTIONS 107 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,529 AT THE FIRST BRISBY THEME PARK. 108 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:06,833 YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER. 109 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,103 - DO I HAVE TO, DAD? 110 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:13,139 - YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HELP DADDY, SON. 111 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:18,177 - I VAGUELY REMEMBER HIM MENTIONING IT. 112 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:20,079 - AND I VAGUELY REMEMBER HIM MENTIONING 113 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:22,281 HE WAS DABBLING IN CLONE RESEARCH. 114 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:25,351 - I'M WILLING TO PAY HANDSOMELY FOR HIS NOTES ALONE. 115 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:29,555 - SO THIS IS ABOUT HIM, THEN, NOT ME. 116 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:32,692 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE KEPT ANY OF DAD'S OLD NOTES. 117 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,495 - DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME. OF COURSE YOU KEPT THEM. 118 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,865 YOU'VE BEEN RIDING HIS CORPSE'S COATTAILS YOUR ENTIRE ADULT LIFE. 119 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,833 - HEY! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? 120 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:41,901 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 121 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,170 - OH, I KNOW YOU, DR. VENTURE. 122 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,539 MY RESEARCHERS ARE VERY THOROUGH. 123 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,909 FOR INSTANCE, YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY A DOCTOR OF ANYTHING. 124 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,211 YOU NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL. 125 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:55,014 I ALSO KNOW THAT SINCE YOU TOOK OVER VENTURE INDUSTRIES, 126 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,384 PROFITS HAVE GONE ZIPPITY-DOO-DAH. 127 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,287 - I--THAT'S IT THE DEAL IS OFF. 128 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,455 I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE RICH. 129 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,924 I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS CRAP FROM A GIMP. 130 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:09,128 - AW, NOW THEY'RE SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS OVER SLAIL ISLAND. 131 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,229 UNBELIEVABLE! 132 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,866 - I SPY A...UMM...HUH. 133 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,035 I DON'T HAVE A CARD FOR THAT ONE. 134 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:17,837 - IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE WILDLIFE CARDS ALREADY, 135 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,907 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPYING MY FOOT UP YOUR WOW-HOLE, DEAN. 136 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:22,308 SERIOUSLY. 137 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:32,718 - SO THAT'S YOUR FINAL WORD, IS IT? 138 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,121 - YES. CALL ME A GOLF CART, I'M LEAVING. 139 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,523 - NOW. - YES, NOW. I'M NOT SPENDING ANOTHER-- 140 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:38,658 - NOW, DAMN IT, NOW! 141 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,760 - HEY! WHAT ARE YOU-- 142 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,530 [EXHALES] 143 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:45,865 - YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 144 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,568 [DR. VENTURE SCREAMS] 145 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:53,973 - I SPY A BIG, PINK STINKY, WHO STINKS, AND HE'S STUPID. 146 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,241 - THAT'S IT, PUSSY WILLOW. 147 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,742 - AAH! OW! 148 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,678 [GRUNTING] - MY HAIR! 149 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,913 AAH! - YEAH, COME ON! 150 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,648 COME ON. WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA CRY? 151 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,784 [SCREAM] 152 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:06,686 [GROWLS] 153 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,654 - BROCK? THANK GOD! 154 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:11,424 HIS FREAKING PANDA'S TRAINED TO PUT ME IN A BAG! 155 00:08:11,490 --> 00:08:15,895 - WHATEVER IS THE MATTER, MR. SAMSON? 156 00:08:15,962 --> 00:08:17,597 FEELING WOOZY? 157 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,766 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN ON YOUR SMOKING. 158 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,369 YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT THE AMOUNT OF CHEMICALS 159 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,072 THE AVERAGE CIGARETTE CONTAINS. 160 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,608 - CHLORALHYDRATE. 161 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:33,045 - THAT DIDN'T SOUND GOOD. 162 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:36,883 - [LAUGHS] THOSE THINGS'LL KILL YA! 163 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,251 [LAUGHS] 164 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:40,987 AAH! MANDALAY! 165 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:43,389 HELP ME! I'VE COME AFLAME AGAIN! 166 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,824 [CHATTERING] 167 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,826 - AAH! [INDISTINCT SOUNDS] 168 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:47,793 [GROANING] 169 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,862 - UH-OH! IT'S GONNA SNAP! 170 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,097 I CAN'T HOLD IT! 171 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:52,665 - ALL RIGHT! KNOCK IT OFF! 172 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,667 - YOU ARE SO LUCKY I HAD MILK EARLIER. 173 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,035 UH-OH, THERE IT GOES. 174 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,303 - UNCLE! 175 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,373 - UHH! 176 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:03,075 - [SPITS] WAH! 177 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:12,418 - I ADMIT THAT WAS A BIT THEATRICAL, DR. VENTURE, 178 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,820 BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING CARTOONS HAVE TAUGHT ME 179 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:17,323 IT'S THAT ONE CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL. 180 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,891 - YOUR PANDA BROKE MY GLASSES. 181 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,027 - WE'LL REPLACE THEM AT ONCE. 182 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:23,095 WE HAVE MANY GLASSES HERE. 183 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:25,197 WE HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED. 184 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:26,332 - WHERE THE HELL IS HERE? 185 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,901 - YOUR HOME FOR THE TIME BEING. 186 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:34,006 WELCOME, DR. VENTURE, TO THE BRISBY-DOME! 187 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:39,512 - THIS IS THAT RIDICULOUS GIANT BEEHIVE NEXT DOOR TO YOUR STUDY, ISN'T IT? 188 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:42,748 YOU KNOCKED ME OUT AND PUT ME IN A BAG 189 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:45,351 TO BRING ME 50 YARDS? 190 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,623 - SAMSON. SAMSON? 191 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:51,924 - UHH. 192 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,896 PRETTY. 193 00:09:56,963 --> 00:10:00,666 - SAMSON, YOU ARE STILL WITH US? 194 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:04,870 YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE KILL MY SAMSON. 195 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:08,374 - MOLOTOV COCKTEASE. 196 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,377 - THAT IS MY JOB. 197 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,879 - WE ONLY WANTED YOUR PLANE. 198 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,882 WE HAVE NO INTENTION OF HURTING YOU, BOYS. 199 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,451 ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? 200 00:10:18,517 --> 00:10:19,919 DO YOU WANT MORE JUICE? 201 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,821 DEBBIE, GIVE THE VENTURE BOYS MORE JUICE. 202 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,789 - WHERE ARE WE? - AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US? 203 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:27,393 - YOU'RE IN THE GYMNASIUM AT THE ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE, 204 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,063 AND YOU'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT. 205 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,533 - FREE O.C.! FREE O.C.! 206 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,702 - WELL, OUR DAD HAS A STRICT POLICY 207 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,171 NEVER TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS FOR OUR LIVES, 208 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,706 SO YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 209 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,809 - WE'RE NOT TERRORISTS! WE'RE NORMAL FOLKS-- 210 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,579 MEN AND WOMEN WITH JOBS AND HOMES AND FAMILIES. 211 00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,547 [BEEPER GOES OFF] - THAT'S ME. 212 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,483 I GOTTA GO-- PEGGY'S GOING INTO LABOR. 213 00:10:50,549 --> 00:10:52,284 - OHH! 214 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,755 - THAT'S GREAT, TODD. GIVE HER MY BEST. 215 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,957 WHAT DO YOU TWO KNOW ABOUT THE MAN 216 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,759 YOUR FATHER IS WORKING FOR? 217 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,129 - WELL, DUH! HE'S ROY BRISBY-- 218 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:06,298 THE GUY THAT MAKES ALL THOSE GREAT BIZZY BEE CARTOONS. 219 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,299 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 220 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:09,168 - HE IS THE DEVIL IN THE FLESH, 221 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,404 AND THAT ANIMATED ABOMINATION HE CREATED 222 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:14,740 IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH BRINGING DARKNESS TO THIS WORLD! 223 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:19,512 - WON'T YOU RECONSIDER, DR. VENTURE? 224 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:21,847 BRISBYLAND WAS BUT A BRAIN WAVE. 225 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,817 THE NEXT STEP IS BRISBY LIFE! 226 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,886 AND THIS BRISBY-DOME IS THE MODEL. 227 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:29,989 THE PERFECT SOCIETY IN THE BRISBY MOLD. 228 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,625 SAFE, CLEAN, SELF-SUFFICIENT, 229 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:35,728 AND FOR THE MERE PRICE OF A SIMPLE CLONE, 230 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,930 YOU, TOO, CAN BE A PART OF IT. 231 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,099 - GET IT STRAIGHT, YOU CADAVER ON WHEELS, 232 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,667 I'M NOT WORKING FOR YOU 233 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:44,637 AND I'M NOT STAYING IN YOUR CRAPPY BRISBY-DOME. 234 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:45,971 DIDN'T YOU FORGET ABOUT "NO"? 235 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,541 - I NEED YOU TO CLONE ME, DR. VENTURE. 236 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:51,777 THAT I MIGHT LIVE TO SEE MY DREAM FULFILLED. 237 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:55,915 THIS DRIED OLD HUSK OF MINE MIGHT BE BROKEN AND USED UP, 238 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,184 BUT MY BRAIN IS AS ALERT AND ALIVE 239 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:03,289 AS THE DAY I SCRIBBLED MY FIRST BIZZY BEE. 240 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:07,760 - OH. HA HA. NOW I SEE. 241 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,628 YOU KNOW, IT TOOK ME A MINUTE, 242 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:10,796 BUT I JUST GOT IT. 243 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,833 - GOT IT? SO YOU'LL COME ABOARD? 244 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:14,967 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 245 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,402 WHAT I JUST GOT IS THAT YOU'RE LIKE 246 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,238 A TOTAL JACKED UP FREAKY-DEAKY CRAZYPANTS. 247 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,708 - [SIGHS] I SEE. 248 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,376 MANDALAY! 249 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:27,313 - NO! BROCK! COME IN, BR-- 250 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,583 [LAUGHS] 251 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:34,787 - I BUILT AN EMPIRE ON THE BACK OF A CARTOON BEE, VENTURE. 252 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,623 DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D ALLOW YOU--AAH! 253 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:42,128 OW! [FALLING DOWN STAIRS] 254 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,462 - YOU OK, SIR? 255 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:46,765 - THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE? 256 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,739 - AAH! UHH! 257 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,343 HUH! 258 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:02,948 MMM. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, SAMSON? 259 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,316 - 3 YEARS, 48 DAYS. 260 00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,785 - AH, YES. PRAGUE, WASN'T IT? 261 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,687 OR WAS IT LISBON? 262 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,923 - AKRON. - OF COURSE. 263 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,592 - LASER ZEPPELIN AT THE PLANETARIUM. 264 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,861 UHH...UHH! 265 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,397 - HYAH! - UHH! 266 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,901 AHH, HA HA HA HA. 267 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,769 HOWEVER DID YOU SURVIVE THE FALL? 268 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,805 - LANDED IN A DUMP TRUCK FULL OF CIRCUS PEANUTS. 269 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,474 [SCREAMING] 270 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,675 - AAH! AAH! 271 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,143 UHH! 272 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,412 [GRUNTING] 273 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,156 YOU KILLED MY FATHER! 274 00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:45,658 - AFTER YOU KILLED MY PARTNER. 275 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:48,160 - YOU TOOK MY EYE. 276 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:51,997 - AFTER YOU TOOK...MY HEART. 277 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:56,235 [KISSING AND MOANING] 278 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:04,210 - NYET! YOU KNOW I CAN ONLY GO TO SECOND BASE. 279 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:08,047 - STILL? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS? 280 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:13,319 - AAH! I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER! 281 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:17,256 [BREATHING HEAVILY] - IT'S ALWAYS COLD IN SIBERIA. 282 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,030 [EXHALES] 283 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,566 - YOU WANT ONE OF THESE? 284 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,006 [EXHALES] 285 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:39,144 - UHH! UHH! 286 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,715 I GOT TO GO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING. 287 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:46,986 - I ASK YOU, WHAT HONEY DOES BIZZY BEE PRODUCE? 288 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,487 DESTRUCTION! 289 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,123 - I THINK YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN. 290 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,627 SEE? THIS IS BIZZY BEE. HE'S REALLY CUTE. 291 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,495 I HAVE HIS LUNCHBOX, TOO, AND ALL THE TOYS-- 292 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,563 - GET THAT THING OUT OF MY SIGHT! 293 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,266 OH! I HATE THAT DAMN BEE! 294 00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:03,135 - KILL THE BEE! KILL THE BEE! 295 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,303 - BUT I LIKE HIM. 296 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:06,438 - HE'S DEVOURED ORANGE COUNTY BIT BY BIT 297 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,707 TO MAKE WAY FOR THE EVER-EXPANDING BRISBYLAND. 298 00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:11,143 THE SITE WHERE HIS NEW BRISBY-DOME NOW STANDS 299 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,479 WAS ONCE A BEAUTIFUL RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD 300 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,381 WITH A VERY CONVENIENT SHOPPING MALL. 301 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,415 - DON'T FORGET THE SKATE PARK. 302 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,683 - A SKATE PARK, TOO. RIGHT. 303 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,185 CHAD HERE USED TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SKATER. 304 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,021 THERE WAS ALSO A VERY PLEASANT APPLEBEES. 305 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,155 - TED AND I MET AT THAT APPLEBEES-- 306 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,591 - DEBBIE AND I MET AT THAT APPLEBEES! 307 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:29,228 DO YOU SEE WHAT THAT BEE HAS DONE TO OUR BELOVED COUNTY? 308 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,796 AND IT'S NOT JUST HERE! 309 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:34,967 BRISBY'S CARTOON CANCER HAS ALREADY SPREAD TO FLORIDA, 310 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,502 WHERE WE'RE LOOSELY AFFILIATED WITH 311 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,637 THE SUNSHINE STATE FREEDOM FRONT. 312 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,472 - LOOSELY. THOSE PEOPLE ARE WEIRD DOWN THERE. 313 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,275 - EUROBRISBY HAS GAINED A FOOTHOLD IN FRANCE. 314 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:45,210 TIMES SQUARE HAS FALLEN. 315 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,046 WHERE IS IT GOING TO END? 316 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,714 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHERE. 317 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,883 RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, 318 00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,852 WITH THE HELP OF BIZZY BEE HIMSELF. 319 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,088 - IT'S OUR BIZZY BEE CLUB HATS! 320 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:59,858 - NO. THESE WERE STOLEN FROM BRISBYCORP HEADQUARTERS LAST WEEK 321 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:00,859 BY ONE OF OUR AGENTS. 322 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:01,860 THEY'RE PROTOTYPES. 323 00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,463 - AW, SUPER-NEW BIZZY BEE CLUB HATS! 324 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,597 - NEAT! DO THEY LIGHT UP? 325 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:08,867 - NO! ACCORDING TO BRISBYCORP INTERNAL MEMOS, 326 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,437 THEY WERE INTENDED FOR MIND CONTROL. 327 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,540 STILL THINK YOUR LITTLE BIZZY BEE IS CUTE? 328 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:18,110 GOOD. THEN YOU TWO WILL MAKE 329 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,646 THE PERFECT TEST SUBJECTS. 330 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,515 [MUMBLING] 331 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,718 - THE TRUTH SERUM SHOULD HAVE TAKEN EFFECT BY NOW. 332 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,119 [MUMBLING] 333 00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:30,422 - IT'S TIME TO LEARN WHAT DR. VENTURE KNOWS ABOUT CLONING. 334 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,292 MANDALAY, WAKE HIM. 335 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,326 [MUMBLING] - NOW. 336 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,095 [CLEARS THROAT] 337 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,396 STATE YOUR NAME. 338 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:40,699 - READING FROM TOP TO BOTTOM... 339 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,134 LISA. 340 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,136 CAROL. 341 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,904 FREEMONT. 342 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,075 - UH...HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 343 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,412 - ANYWAY, IT WASN'T BRISBY WHO TOOK THE BOYS. 344 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,814 IT WAS SOME SORT OF REVOLUTIONARY GROUP. 345 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:59,051 - JUST A MINUTE. OH! OH! UHH! 346 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,453 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 347 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,623 UH. 348 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,458 YOU KNOW WHERE THE BOYS ARE? 349 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,993 - WHAT DO WE WANT? 350 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,829 - FREE O.C.! FREE O.C.! 351 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:11,897 - WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 352 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,533 - KILL THE BEE! KILL THE BEE! 353 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,503 - KILL THE BEE! KILL THE BEE! 354 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:21,473 [SCREAMING] 355 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,410 - JEEZ, TED, THOSE HATS REALLY WORKED. 356 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:26,678 DID YOU TURN THEM ALL THE WAY UP TO "PATTY HEARST"? 357 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:30,582 - ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT, WE ARE READY. 358 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,285 WE ATTACK BRISBYLAND TONIGHT! 359 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,554 [CHEERING] 360 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:38,824 - TED, WAIT. 361 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,626 I DID THE LIBERATION FRONT'S CHART, 362 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,227 AND TONIGHT IS ACTUALLY A GREAT NIGHT 363 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,629 TO LAUNCH A NEW PROJECT FOR US. 364 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,130 - THAT'S GREAT, HON, BUT WE HAVE TO-- 365 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:49,001 - PLUS, "COSMO" SAYS ORANGE IS THIS YEAR'S BLACK. 366 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,136 THAT'S GOT TO BE A GOOD SIGN, RIGHT? 367 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,873 - ALL CLEAR, SIR. 368 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,476 BRAD AND I WILL FOLLOW IN HIS VAN. OVER. 369 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:01,180 - YOUR BAG HAS SNAPS. MINE HAS VELCRO. LOOK AT THIS. 370 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,382 - YEAH, YOU GOT ONE OF THE NEW ONES. 371 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,418 I GOT MINE BACK IN '9-- [GAGGING] 372 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,787 - UHH! - HEY! 373 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,425 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 374 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,361 [GRUNTING] 375 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,797 [ROARING] 376 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,065 UHH! 377 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,137 - YOU KNOW THIS ROBOT? 378 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,372 - YEAH. WAIT A MINUTE. 379 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,741 IF I SUMMON HIM, HE'LL OVERRIDE THE X-1'S CONTROLS 380 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:30,943 AND BRING HER BACK HERE. 381 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,744 HE'S PROGRAMMED TO COME WHEN WE CALL HIM. 382 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,013 [MAKING COMPUTER SOUNDS] 383 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,619 - BACK TO MY CAR. I KNOW WHERE THEY'RE GOING. 384 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:44,923 - I'VE ALWAYS DEPENDED ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS. 385 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,725 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 386 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,694 WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING USEFUL OUT OF HIM, SIR. 387 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,997 - THE SERUM MUST BE INTERACTING WITH SOMETHING IN HIS SYSTEM. 388 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,566 THE MAN IS A PILL-POPPER, AFTER ALL. 389 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,269 [CRASH] MANDALAY! WHAT'S HAPPENING? 390 00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,072 - OH, MERCY. WHICH ONE OF YOU STRAPPING YOUNG BUCKS 391 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,074 WILL CATCH MY FALL? 392 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,811 - JIMINY CRICKETS! DO SOMETHING! 393 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,647 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 394 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,918 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 395 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,496 - SEE IF YOU CAN LOCATE DR. VENTURE. 396 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:25,931 I'LL LOOK FOR THE BOYS. 397 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,501 - NYET, SAMSON. I HAVE MY OWN MISSION TO ATTEND TO. 398 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,837 - WHAT? WHAT ABOUT HELPING ME? 399 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,673 - I HELP ONLY MY CLIENT. 400 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,776 DID YOU FORGET? I'M A MERCENARY. 401 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,849 - UHH! 402 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,519 RALLY, ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT! 403 00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:49,321 RALLY! [EXPLOSION] 404 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,223 - AAH! UHH! 405 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,126 [GROANING] 406 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:57,496 - WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE? 407 00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:01,900 OH! AAAH! 408 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,369 UHH! 409 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,474 - UHH! - UHH! 410 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:22,187 - AAAH...AAH! 411 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,922 THANK YOU, BROCK. 412 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,991 - YO, I JUST WORK HERE, MAN, 413 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,826 AND I DON'T EVEN NEED THIS JOB NO MORE. 414 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,163 - AAAH...AAH! 415 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:32,998 - DIE, BRISBY SCUM! 416 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,901 - AAAH! 417 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,004 - LISTEN, BOYS. PUT DOWN THE FIREARMS. 418 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,672 - KILL THE BEE! 419 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,508 KILL THE BEE! 420 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,511 KILL THE BEE! 421 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,779 - WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! 422 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,181 HAVE MY PRIVATE JET READY 423 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:51,116 TO FLY TO FLORIDA IMMEDIATELY! 424 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,485 WE'RE MOVING THE OPERATION TO--OH. 425 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,887 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M HERE FOR, BRISBY. 426 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,824 TURN IT OVER AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO DIE TONIGHT. 427 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:03,161 [GASPING] UH...OHH! 428 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,329 OHH! 429 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,466 - YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOOT ME, BOYS. 430 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,201 YOU KNOW ME. 431 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,470 YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO TO YOU IF YOU DO. 432 00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:15,974 - K-KILL...THE...BEE? 433 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,342 - OW! 434 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,979 - WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR, BROCK? 435 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:23,015 - HELLO? ANYONE? 436 00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:24,883 - HEY, DADDY! - HELLO, BOYS. 437 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,718 BROCK, YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME OUT HERE? 438 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,253 I'M STARTING TO BLACK OUT. 439 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,958 - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. WE'RE IN BRISBYLAND! 440 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,394 OH, YOU'RE THE BEST DADDY EVER, POP! 441 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,529 - GO TEAM VENTURE! 442 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,132 - YES, YES--OWW! 443 00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,213 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 444 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,483 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE ---www.ncicap.org-- 445 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,962 - ALL WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN. 446 00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,831 THERE WERE NO COMPLICATIONS. 447 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,800 THE THREAT HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED 448 00:22:14,866 --> 00:22:18,136 AND YOUR PACKAGE HAS BEEN SECURED... 449 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,205 MR. 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