1 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:07,173 THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE HOTTEST SITUATION 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,576 MOST OF YOU WILL EVER BE INVOLVED WITH. 3 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,612 IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY FEARS ABOUT DEATH, 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:17,384 ANY SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT BEAUTIFUL NEW WIFE OF YOURS 5 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:19,252 SCREWING EVERY GUY YOU HATE 6 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,521 BECAUSE YOU LEFT HER A WIDOW, 7 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:24,858 NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO LEAVE. 8 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:29,162 TAKE OFF THOSE SUNGLASSES. 9 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:33,066 GET OUT OF HERE. 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,635 ANYBODY ELSE? 11 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:38,071 MR. 5? 12 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:43,042 SEE TO IT THAT MR. 11 NEVER GETS TO THAT GATE ALIVE. 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,512 - [MAN SCREAMS] 14 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,080 - THIS IS AGENT SAMSON. 15 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:51,284 YOU WILL KNOW HIM AND REFER TO HIM ONLY AS TEAM LEADER. 16 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,552 HIS WHIM IS YOUR COMMAND. 17 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:55,422 IF HE TELLS YOU TO PUT ON A DRESS AND DANCE, 18 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:58,558 I BETTER SEE THOSE MONEY-MAKERS SHAKING. 19 00:00:58,625 --> 00:00:59,926 AM I UNDERSTOOD? 20 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:00,894 - YES, SIR! 21 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,995 - THESE GROUNDS HAVE BEEN SPLIT UP 22 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:03,530 INTO 10 SEPARATE ZONES. 23 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:06,299 EACH ZONE WILL BE DEFENDED BY TWO AGENTS. 24 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:07,834 IN THE EVENT OF AN AGENT'S TERMINATION, 25 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,437 THE NEIGHBORING ZONE WILL ABSORB THE WEAKER ONE. 26 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:14,140 - I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF "AN AGENT'S TERMINATION." 27 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,241 - I JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T ASK US 28 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,943 TO PUT ON A DRESS AND DANCE. 29 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,044 - MR. 12? 30 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,312 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE 31 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:22,816 WITH ALL OF US, OR IS THIS A TEA PARTY WITH MR. 7? 32 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:23,883 - IT IS A TEA PARTY, SIR. 33 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,051 - WOULD YOU TWO LITTLE LADIES 34 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:26,920 LIKE TO PUT ON AN ATTRACTIVE SUNDRESS 35 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:29,622 OR PERHAPS A TUBE TOP FOR THIS PARTY? 36 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:30,323 - NO, SIR! 37 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,558 - TEAM LEADER, 38 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,526 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THEM IN PRETTY PINK DRESSES? 39 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,829 - NO. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THEM IN A DRESS. 40 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:36,830 - VERY WELL. 41 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:38,932 YOU BOYS HAVE TEAM LEADER TO THANK. 42 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,033 IF WE HAD IT MY WAY, 43 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,635 THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU WOULD BE IN SKIRTS. 44 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:45,171 NOW, KNOCK IT OFF AND LISTEN UP. 45 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:45,905 IT'S THEIR NERVES. 46 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,173 THESE ARE GOOD MEN. 47 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,409 - YOUR SIDEARMS ARE TO BE YOUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE. 48 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:52,445 CIVILIAN CASUALTIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. 49 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,781 NOW, LET'S ALL CROSS OUR FINGERS... 50 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,916 AND WE JUST MIGHT SEE ANOTHER SUNRISE. 51 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:58,952 - ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, 52 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:00,420 GO AHEAD. 53 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,623 - AYE, AYE, SIR! 54 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:12,999 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 55 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:59,546 - HERE'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG, MY FRIEND, 56 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,347 THIS WOMAN HAS KILLED BEFORE. 57 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:02,282 - ALLEGEDLY. 58 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,349 - OK, WHATEVER. 59 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:04,450 BUT SHE WAS A BIG GIRL. 60 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,287 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A LARGE, HEALTHY WOMAN 61 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,655 OF QUESTIONABLE STABILITY. 62 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,857 - OH, YOU ARE TOTALLY UNDERESTIMATING 63 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,459 THE NEVER-SAY-DIE SCRAPPINESS OF A SURVIVOR. 64 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,761 - HEY, GUESS WHAT? 65 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,696 NOBODY CARES WHO WOULD WIN IN A CRAZY FANTASY FISTFIGHT 66 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,666 BETWEEN ANNE FRANK AND LIZZIE BORDEN. 67 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:20,900 WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT THE HENCHMEN. 68 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,536 WE'RE GONNA BE THE ONLY ONES THERE WITH HENCHMEN. 69 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:24,871 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL THEM. 70 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,640 PULL OVER IF YOU SEE A GOOD PLACE TO DUMP THEIR BODIES. 71 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,274 - [SIGHS] 72 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:29,475 I CAN'T TAKE THIS. 73 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,977 DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN AROUND-- BECAUSE I WILL. 74 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,312 YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WANTED TO-- 75 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,647 - NO, NO, THIS TAG-SALE IS CLEARLY GOING TO BE THE EVENT. 76 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,649 THE MONARCH IS NOT GOING TO MISS THIS. 77 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,850 NO WAY. 78 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,485 - WE ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE A THING OUT OF THIS. 79 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:42,922 I DON'T WANT TO UPSET THE HENCHMEN. 80 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:45,792 - HEY, DEAN... 81 00:03:45,858 --> 00:03:47,493 I FOUND YOUR DOLL. 82 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,728 - THAT'S AN ACTION FIGURE. 83 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:51,130 - NO, THIS IS YOUR OLD DOLLY. 84 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,365 - GIVE IT! SHE'S MINE! 85 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,499 - TRY WAS YOURS. 86 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,034 DAD PUT A PRICE TAG ON IT. 87 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,235 - WELL, IT'S NOT HIS TO SELL. 88 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:59,572 THIS IS MY PRINCESS OF CAMELOT DOLL... 89 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,074 BECAUSE...BECAUSE... 90 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,875 I SHOULD GET THE MONEY... 91 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:05,011 AND STUFF. 92 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:06,312 COOL. 93 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,047 I WAS WONDERING WHERE THIS WENT. 94 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:09,148 BREAKER, BREAKER, 1-9. 95 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,316 THIS HERE'S THE RUBBER DUCK. 96 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,251 YOU GOT A COPY ON ME? COME ON. 97 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:13,987 - IF DAD'S GONNA SELL OUR JUNK, 98 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:15,054 WE'VE GOTTA FIND OUR OWN WAY 99 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,290 TO GET A SLICE OF THAT FAT MONEY CAKE. 100 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,858 - AW, WICKED! 101 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,026 CHECK IT! 102 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,729 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS] 103 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,364 - I GOT IT! 104 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,865 AND I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP. 105 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:26,766 FOLLOW ME. 106 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,968 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 107 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,638 - BROCK, YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO RELAX. 108 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:32,605 THIS HAS A LOCK ON IT. 109 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:33,773 WE'LL BE FINE. 110 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,575 - I JUST THINK THAT WITH ALL YOUR ADVERTISING-- 111 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,710 - WHO EVEN OPENS THOSE VALPAKS ANYWAY? 112 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,613 - YOU HAVE SOME DANGEROUS MACHINERY FOR SALE HERE. 113 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,649 I THINK YOU'RE BEGGING FOR TROUBLE ON THIS ONE. 114 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:44,150 - I THOUGHT YOU HANDLED ALL THAT. 115 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:45,985 AND I DON'T HEAR ANY BIG IDEAS FROM YOU 116 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,420 ON HOW TO GET SOME QUICK CASH. 117 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:48,655 COME ON! 118 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:50,523 MOST OF THIS STUFF IS OLD CRAP MY DAD LEFT BEHIND. 119 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:51,891 - DOC, YOU HAVE A TABLE OVER THERE 120 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:55,928 WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN"! 121 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,631 - WELL, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE SKA BAND THERE 122 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:01,934 TO KEEP THE ODDBALLS IN COSTUMES FROM RAISING CAIN. 123 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,803 - [CLAMORING] 124 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,004 - EVERYONE IS HERE. 125 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:06,105 - IT'S QUITE A TURNOUT. 126 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,006 - LOOK OVER THERE. 127 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,174 IT'S THE BEARDED SPECTER. 128 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,309 OH, MY GOD, LOOK WHAT HE'S GOT ON! 129 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,011 - ARE THOSE GIANT SHORTS 130 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,112 OR TINY PANTS? 131 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:14,313 - WHO STILL WEARS THOSE? 132 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:17,383 - SWEETIE, ISN'T THAT THE GUY FROM DEPECHE MODE? 133 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:18,618 - OH, NO WAY! WHERE?! 134 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,186 HOLY CRAP, HE'S WITH A GIRL. 135 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,588 - OH, YEAH, THAT GUY IS TOTALLY STRAIGHT. 136 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,158 I SAW A WHOLE THING ABOUT HIM ON THE VH1. 137 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,393 - BUT HE'S THE GUY FROM DEPECHE MODE. 138 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,261 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 139 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:29,896 - STRAIGHT. - COME ON! 140 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:31,297 HE'S IN DEPECHE MODE. 141 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,432 [BEEPING] 142 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:35,001 - BILLY, CHECK OUT THAT HONEY-POT OVER THERE. 143 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,470 THAT'S THE KIND OF ARCHENEMY WE NEED. 144 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:38,905 - THAT'S DR. GIRLFRIEND. 145 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:40,073 SHE KICKS WITH THAT WASH-UP 146 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,508 WHO THINKS IT'S COOL TO WEAR BUTTERFLY WINGS. 147 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:43,776 YOU KNOW, THE WHAT'S-HIS-NAME? 148 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,012 - OH, RIGHT. THE MONARCH. SURE. 149 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,513 WAIT, THAT'S DR. GIRLFRIEND? 150 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,849 PEOPLE SAY SHE'S KIND OF... 151 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,017 YOU KNOW... 152 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:51,818 MANLY. 153 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:52,785 - TOTALLY. 154 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,454 AND I HEARD FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE 155 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,556 THAT SHE HAS A SURGICALLY-IMPLANTED 156 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:57,824 BABOON'S UTERUS. 157 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,358 - CAN THEY EVEN DO THAT? 158 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:00,793 - YOUR NAIVETE IS ALARMING. 159 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,096 I HAVE PERSONALLY GRAFTED A PONY'S FACE 160 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:05,631 ONTO THE ABDOMEN OF A WELL-KNOWN CELEBRITY. 161 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,066 - IS IT SOMEONE I'VE HEARD OF? 162 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,202 - I DO NOT KISS AND TELL. 163 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:12,205 - NAME? 164 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,773 - YOU KNOW DAMN WELL-- 165 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,841 - NAME?! 166 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:17,110 - BARON UNDERBHEIT. 167 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,011 - ONE: ALL PERSONS ASSOCIATED 168 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:20,446 WITH THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT 169 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:23,082 RECOGNIZE THAT BY VIRTUE OF THEIR PRESENCE AT AN EVENT-- 170 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:27,820 - I AM WELL AWARE OF THE 1967 CHARTER OF CASUAL CONTACT. 171 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:28,821 UND COME NOW-- 172 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,656 WHY WOULD LITTLE OLD ME 173 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,391 WANT TO START ANY TROUBLE? 174 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,161 - SPARE ME THE SWEET TALK AND SIGN HERE. 175 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:39,732 PLACE ALL METALLIC, EXPLOSIVE, OR MAGICAL OBJECTS IN THE TRAY. 176 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:43,569 [BEEPING] 177 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:44,303 - OOH! 178 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,171 - I'M SORRY. 179 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,240 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO... 180 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,541 - ALL RIGHT. 181 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,443 IS THERE A SCREEN 182 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,312 OR SOMETHING I CAN GO BEHIND? 183 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:55,515 - DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK. 184 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,419 - [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 185 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:01,554 - UGH. 186 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,289 THAT IMAGE IS NEVER GOING TO LEAVE MY MIND. 187 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,323 - I'M GONNA THROW UP. 188 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,726 UH, I SWEAR TO YOU, I CAN TASTE IT. 189 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,495 IT IS ALL WATERY UNDER MY TONGUE RIGHT NOW. 190 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,563 - HE'S A TOTAL FREAK. 191 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,299 I MEAN, PART OF ME ADMIRES HIS DEDICATION 192 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,367 TO LOOKING ALL MENACING, 193 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,569 BUT THAT IS JUST GROSS. 194 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,841 - SO, IT'S JUST THE WEED-WHACKER THEN? 195 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,443 - DO YOU HAVE AMNESIA? 196 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:28,414 I LOANED THIS UTILITARIAN OBJECT TO YOU A MONTH AGO! 197 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:31,951 I PURCHASED THIS-- THIS WEED-WHACKER 198 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:34,587 FOR THE SINGULAR DESIGN OF GROOMING MY LAWN! 199 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:35,855 - ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT! 200 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,423 JUST TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH. 201 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,392 - SORRY, I JUST... 202 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,793 YOU SAID YOU WOULD RETURN IT. 203 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:42,895 I...I GET LIKE THAT. 204 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,897 YOU NEED A HAND HERE? 205 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,366 I'M A PEOPLE PERSON. 206 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:49,769 I COULD ASSIST YOU VENDING YOUR SUNDRIES. 207 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,637 WHY, I WOULD MAKE A WHIZ-BANG SALESMAN! 208 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,072 - FINE, YOU DEAL WITH THE CREEPY GUYS 209 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,607 DRESSED LIKE SPECIAL CREEPY GUYS. 210 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:58,211 AND NONE OF THAT "STEP RIGHT UP" CRAP. 211 00:07:58,277 --> 00:07:59,712 - OK. 212 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:00,580 - ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO. 213 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,881 YOU HAVE MY LIST AND THE MONEY. 214 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:04,717 I WANT YOU BACK WAITING BY THE MONARCH MOBILE BY 6:00. 215 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,652 I WILL TOLERATE NO DAWDLING! 216 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:07,486 - OK, BOSS. 217 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:08,454 YOU CAN COUNT ON US, 218 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,790 AND WE ARE NOT GONNA SCREW THIS UP. 219 00:08:10,857 --> 00:08:12,825 - THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT IN MY HEAD. 220 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,560 THAT'S EXTRA REASSURING. 221 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:15,828 - PUT YOUR MIND AT EASE. 222 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:17,964 YOUR TWO BEST MEN ARE ON THE JOB. 223 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:18,931 - OH, I'M SURE. 224 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,733 AND, 21? - YEAH? 225 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,136 - YOUR BARN DOOR IS OPEN. 226 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:25,771 AH, HENCHMEN. 227 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,607 - YOU SEEM TO BE IN GOOD SPIRITS. 228 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:28,741 - RIGHT. IT'S WEIRD. 229 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:31,477 - I WAS TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT BROCK SAMSON 230 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:32,278 WAS JUST GONNA-- 231 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,246 - OH, MY GOD! RIGHT? 232 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,848 BUT HE WAS A BIG, BLOND PUSSYCAT. 233 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,417 I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS RELAXED SINCE... 234 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:41,454 [STAMMERS] 235 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,521 - SINCE WHEN? 236 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:43,723 - SINCE... 237 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,591 WHENEVER. I DON'T KNOW. 238 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,127 OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 239 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,762 - IT'S JUST TACKY. 240 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,030 - A CASH BAR. 241 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,698 HOW TYPICAL. 242 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,367 - EMPLOYEE DEAN, 243 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:55,935 ISN'T THAT YOUR MAKE-BELIEVE GIRLFRIEND? 244 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,503 - OH, CRAP! WHERE?! 245 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:58,604 - THE HAT STAYS ON! 246 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,840 YOU'RE REPRESENTING HANKCO, SON. 247 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:01,841 SHOW SOME PRIDE. 248 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:02,875 - KNOCK IT OFF. 249 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:03,943 - ALL RIGHT. 250 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:04,944 THE UNION SAYS YOU GET A 10-MINUTE BREAK, 251 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:06,979 AND I CAN'T RISK ANOTHER STRIKE. 252 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,714 HELPER! 253 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:09,849 YOU'RE ON COUNTER. 254 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,050 LOOK ALIVE! 255 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:11,784 [BEEPS] 256 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:12,852 THERE HE GOES. 257 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,621 LOOKS LIKE OUR LITTLE DEAN IS GROWING UP. 258 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:16,689 [CRASH] 259 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:17,523 OOP! 260 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,391 - OH. I'M OK! 261 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,127 MY SHOELACE WAS UNTIED. 262 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:24,597 - I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT, HELPER... 263 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,365 I'M PROUD OF HIM. 264 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:28,067 [BEEPS] 265 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,335 - I'M FLATTERED, BOYS. 266 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,503 BUT I'M WITH THE MONARCH NOW. 267 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:33,139 AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN ARCHING DR. VENTURE-- 268 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:33,973 - VENTURE! 269 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,141 THAT GUY PEAKED TOO EARLY. 270 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:37,977 HE'S BEEN A JOKE SINCE HE WAS 16. 271 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,379 - SWEETIE, DO WE NEED POTHOLDERS? 272 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:41,247 - I BETTER GO. 273 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,615 YOU BOTH SEEM VERY INTERESTING, 274 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:43,749 AND I'M SURE SOME DAY 275 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:46,085 YOU WILL MAKE SOME LUCKY VILLAIN VERY HAPPY. 276 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,320 - DID I MENTION THAT BILLY HERE 277 00:09:47,386 --> 00:09:48,587 IS A SEVERE HYDROCEPHALIC? 278 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:52,391 - I WAS BORN WITH WAY TOO MUCH CEREBROSPINAL FLUID-- 279 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,493 WHICH MAY ACCOUNT FOR MY TREMENDOUS I.Q. 280 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,930 MY MOTHER CALLS ME HER LITTLE WATER BABY. 281 00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:58,931 - I'M AN ALBINO. 282 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,233 - YEAH, YOU CAN KILL HIM WITH LIGHT! 283 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,203 YOU COULD CALL YOURSELF THE DEADLY FLAME... 284 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,005 OR HOT PANTS. 285 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:07,974 - OH. 286 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,041 HEY, TRIANA. 287 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,509 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 288 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,645 - I LIVE RIGHT OVER THERE. 289 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:13,579 AND, YOU KNOW... 290 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:14,447 YARD SALE. 291 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:16,649 - DID YOU FIND ANYTHING TO GET? 292 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,617 - OH, I FOUND SOME KITCHY JUNK. 293 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,152 YOU HAVE TO SEE THESE! 294 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,787 LOOK AT THESE THINGS! 295 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,056 GIANT GRANDMA THUNDER PANTS! 296 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,224 DON'T THEY RULE?! 297 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,892 - I HAVE A CRAMP-- 298 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,394 FROM RUNNING INTO YOU. 299 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,429 ISN'T THAT WEIRD? 300 00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:33,799 YOU KNOW, YOU AND I BOTH HERE... 301 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:34,767 [PANTING] 302 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,035 WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? 303 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,738 I--I--I REALLY WANT TO SIT DOWN. 304 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,539 - MAN, YOU'RE A MESS. 305 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,475 WE SHOULD GET YOU SOME LEMONADE. 306 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,010 - NO. 307 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,311 NOT LEMONADE. 308 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,847 - AND YOUR CHANGE. 309 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:50,883 NOW LET ME JUST BAG THIS FOR YOU. 310 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,720 - STOP SHOWING OFF. 311 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,255 - OK, THERE YOU ARE. 312 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,392 AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR PURCHASE. 313 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:02,395 YOU ARE ONE LUCKY DUCK! 314 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:06,665 OH, IT MUST BE DREAMY TO HAVE A COSTUMED NEMESIS... 315 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:08,000 CHASING YOU... 316 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:11,070 WRINGING HIS GLOVED HANDS IN CONCERN OF YOUR EVERY MOVE. 317 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:11,937 - YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 318 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,205 - IT JUST SEEMED SO ROMANTIC. 319 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,708 - OH, SURE, IT LOOKS ALL GLAMOROUS FROM THE OUTSIDE, 320 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:18,010 BUT REALLY IT'S A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS. 321 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,812 THEY SEND ROBOTS INTO YOUR LAB, 322 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,047 BREAK EVERYTHING. 323 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:24,383 AND DOES MY INSURANCE POLICY COVER ARCHENEMIES? NO. 324 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,818 - I'M JEALOUS. 325 00:11:25,885 --> 00:11:26,986 THERE, I'VE SAID IT. 326 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,387 - IF YOU WANT ONE SO BAD, 327 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,655 TAKE ONE OF MINE. 328 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,023 - WE'VE BEEN LUCKY HERE, 329 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,192 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 330 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,361 I WANT SECURITY TO MOVE-- 331 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,529 - OH! OW! MY CONTACTS! 332 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:39,598 YOU KNOCKED OUT MY CONTACT LENSES. 333 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:43,636 - I WANT SECURITY TO MOVE ON ALL POSSIBLE CIVILIAN TARGETS. 334 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,771 MR. 20 WILL JOIN YOU AT THE... 335 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:46,806 - WELL? - NO WAY. 336 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:47,873 - COME ON, I DID IT! 337 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:48,974 YOU HAVE TO PAY UP. 338 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,510 - I SAID "AND HE HELPS YOU LOOK FOR THEM." 339 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,813 - YOU SO OWE ME 5 BUCKS! 340 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:54,647 HEY! 341 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,581 LET'S MOVE THE MONARCH MOBILE 342 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,782 TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LOT. 343 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:59,251 IT WILL TOTALLY SCREW WITH THE HENCHMEN'S HEADS! 344 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,720 - I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU. 345 00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:02,588 [STOMACH GROWLS] 346 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,556 - OH, WOW. 347 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,024 THAT HOAGIE WENT RIGHT THROUGH ME. 348 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:07,760 I NEED TO MAKE A DEPOSIT AT THE BANK... 349 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,261 SO TO SPEAK. 350 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,331 HEY! 351 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:13,866 YOU DICK! 352 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,568 - DR. ORPHEUS DID THIS! 353 00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,603 TO EXACT PROPER RETRIBUTION, 354 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,206 YOU CAN FIND ME AT THIS ADDRESS-- 355 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,874 NIGHTS ONLY. 356 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,442 - WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO?! 357 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,743 - WHEN THE SUN SLEEPS, 358 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:27,413 THE WOLVES BEGIN TO HOWL. 359 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,747 - SO? 360 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,349 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 361 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,953 DID SOMEBODY PUT A SIGN ON MY BACK OR SOMETHING? 362 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,457 THAT'S THE "7 AND THE RAGGED TIGER" T-SHIRT, 363 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,726 THE SHRINK RAY, AND THE SANTA WINDSOCK. 364 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,628 THIS RUNS ON TWO DOUBLE-A BATTERIES 365 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,263 AND SUPERHEATED PHOSPHATES. 366 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,264 [RATTLES] 367 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,632 - WHAT? IS THERE A TIC-TAC IN THERE? 368 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,468 AND YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF A SHRINK RAY GUN 369 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,469 ON THE SHRINK RAY GUN. 370 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,804 THAT'S TOTALLY RETARDED. 371 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,639 - IF YOU HAD, LIKE, A SILHOUETTE OF 372 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,342 A GIANT GUY MAYBE NEXT TO A SMALL GUY, 373 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:59,512 YOU KNOW, WITH A RAY-GUN CIRCLES COMING OUT... 374 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:02,248 - IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE LOGO, IT'S A DECAL. 375 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,449 YOU CAN SCRAPE IT OFF. 376 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,783 NOW, DO YOU WANT IT, 377 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,552 OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA SKIP ON OVER TO THE SHRINK RAY HUT 378 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,720 AND PICK UP A CHEAPER ONE? 379 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,522 - YOUR SARCASM, ALTHOUGH A LAUGH RIOT, 380 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,557 IS NOT MAKING THIS CHOICE ANY EASIER. 381 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,325 - IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET IT, I WILL. 382 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:14,560 I'LL LET YOU BORROW IT. 383 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,862 - NO WAY. YOU'RE A TOTAL INDIAN-GIVER. 384 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,330 COME ON, JUST LOAN ME, LIKE, 50 GRAND. 385 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,466 - ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 386 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,402 NOBODY GETS THE SHRINK RAY NOW. 387 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,837 - NICE. 388 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,474 - OH, THIS IS UNHOLY. 389 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,976 I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE STENCH IN HERE. 390 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,178 - HELLO, DOCTOR. 391 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,446 - WELL, IF IT'S NOT PHANTOM LIMB. 392 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,915 - IN THE FLESH... 393 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:36,882 WHAT THERE IS OF IT. 394 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:37,983 [CHUCKLES] 395 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,085 SO, I HEARD YOU'VE SET THE BUTTERFLY FREE. 396 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,720 - I JUST LOOKED IN THE HOLE. 397 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:42,821 IT'S HORRIBLE! 398 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,023 - WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 399 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,491 - A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME, 400 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,259 BUT DON'T BLAME TINY EAGLE. 401 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,894 WE ALL SAW THIS COMING. 402 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,763 - WELL, IT'S A COMPLETE LIE. 403 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:51,764 I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER. 404 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,065 - THIS ISN'T HAPPENING IN HERE. 405 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,367 IT'S LIKE 2 INCHES HIGHER THAN THE ONE AT THE COCOON. 406 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:56,235 IT'S THROWING ME ALL OUT OF WHACK. 407 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,670 - WE ALL KNOW THE GOOD DOCTOR 408 00:13:57,736 --> 00:14:00,172 COULD TURN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL VILLAINY UPSIDE DOWN 409 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:02,675 IF SHE WOULD JUST TRY IT ON HER OWN AND DROP-- 410 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:05,578 - LOOK, I'VE GOT A GOOD THING GOING ON HERE. 411 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,614 I'M NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU USED TO KNOW. 412 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,815 [TOOT] 413 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,617 - OK, POOK'EMS, THAT SOUND YOU HEARD WAS NOTHING, 414 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,719 BUT SOME OF THE PRESSURE HAS BEEN RELEASED. 415 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,656 - YOU KNOW, I'M BETWEEN HATING SCIENTISTS NOW. 416 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,625 I COULD NUMBER TWO FOR YOU-- 417 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,593 TILL YOU GET ON YOUR FEET. 418 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,361 - ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU BE 419 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,862 A GOOD LITTLE WHATEVER-THE-HELL-YOU-ARE 420 00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,030 AND RUN ALONG. 421 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:25,965 THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 422 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,700 - WASN'T THAT PHANTOM LIMB? 423 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:28,734 DIDN'T YOU WORK WITH HIM 424 00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:29,935 OR LIVE NEAR HIM OR SOMETHING? 425 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,437 - I'VE NEVER MET HIM BEFORE. 426 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:32,671 HE'S AN ASS. 427 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:33,572 HOW'D IT GO IN THERE? 428 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:34,740 - OH, NOT WELL. 429 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,710 IT WAS ALL SOUND AND FURY SIGNIFYING NOTHING. 430 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:41,480 WE HAVE TO FIND A REAL TOILET! 431 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:44,617 - WHAT WAS THAT? 432 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,452 - I JUST SOLD HIM A SLICE OF THE GRINDER. 433 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,153 - AND WHAT'S HE GONNA WASH IT DOWN WITH? 434 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,991 THAT WAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO PUSH THE LEMONADE! 435 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,058 - OH. 436 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,994 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 437 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,162 THIS IS PROFIT. 438 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,530 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 439 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,366 - A HUGE GRINDER? 440 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:01,400 - A BIG HERO? 441 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,401 [BEEPING] 442 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,602 - NO, THAT IS THERE TO MAKE PEOPLE 443 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:06,505 SPEND $2.00 ON A NICKEL'S WORTH OF SUGAR WATER. 444 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,908 OH, I'M GOING IN THE BACK TO COUNT RECEIPTS. 445 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,477 TRIANA, TAKE OVER FOR DEAN. 446 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:12,778 HERE'S YOUR HAT. 447 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,447 AND I'M GONNA NEED YOUR W-2 BY THE END OF YOUR SHIFT. 448 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,316 - I'M NOT WEARING THIS. 449 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,986 - CREATE A DIVERSION AND I'LL RUSH IN. 450 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,023 - JUST GO IN THE WOODS. 451 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:24,690 [SIGHS] 452 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,891 FINE. WHAT DO I DO? 453 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,193 - COME ON, THIS PLACE IS A WHO'S WHO OF VILLAINY 454 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,595 SHOPPING FOR DESTROYER RAYS. 455 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,230 IT'S A POWDER KEG. 456 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,166 IMPROVISE! 457 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,971 NEVER MIND, I'VE GOT IT. 458 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,310 - OW! 459 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,911 [GROWLS] 460 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,379 - HEY, COOL! 461 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,048 GIRLIE MAGS. 462 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,749 NO WAY! 463 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,752 IT'S BUFFY'S OWN SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! 464 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,089 OH! 465 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,725 [ELECTRICAL BUZZING] 466 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:02,594 - DICK! 467 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,132 - [SCREAMING] 468 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,970 - BRAVO UNIT, THIS IS TEAM LEADER, 469 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,740 C-C-C BREACH AT TIP-TOP TORPEDOES 470 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,809 AND THE DOLLAR GRAB BAG PAVILION. 471 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:17,943 - COPY THAT, TEAM LEADER. 472 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,044 WE HAVE A SIMILAR SITUATION 473 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,247 OVER AT BARGAIN ATOMIC APPLIANCES. 474 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,583 - THERE. WAS THAT HARD? 475 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,085 COME ON. 476 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:30,889 - OW, HEY! 477 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:31,957 - I NEED BACKUP OVER HERE! 478 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,192 ONE OF THESE NANCY-BOY CREEPS 479 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,594 THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TEST THE MERCHANDISE. 480 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,062 - YOU'RE ALL MY WITNESSES! 481 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:38,931 SECRET AGENT BRUTALITY! 482 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:39,765 - OFFICER... 483 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,633 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESS CHARGES. 484 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,970 - YOU CAN'T SPEND ALL OF THE BOSS'S MONEY ON THAT. 485 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:45,938 HE'LL KILL US! 486 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,906 - DUDE, HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? 487 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,575 WE HAVE TO GET THIS. 488 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:50,743 I'M GONNA CRY. 489 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,712 I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS SINCE I WAS 3. 490 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,080 - I'M TELLING YOU. 491 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,282 - DUDE, LOOK AT THIS, PLEASE. 492 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,617 - OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 493 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,419 IT'S A PROTOTYPE. COULDN'T SELL 'EM. 494 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,421 YEAH, KENNER WASN'T INTERESTED IN A TOY 495 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,390 THAT COST OVER TWO MILL IN PARTS ALONE, 496 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:08,093 AND THE ARMY TOLD ME "THEY DON'T SWORD FIGHT ANYMORE." 497 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,094 - I'LL TAKE IT. 498 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,062 AND I DON'T NEED A BAG. 499 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,330 I'M GONNA WEAR THIS HOME. 500 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,631 - MY FRIEND, 501 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,701 BEDLAM HAS BROKEN OUT ATHWART THE KINGDOM OF VENTURE! 502 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,769 JOIN ME IN BATTLE! 503 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,804 - OH, CRAP, BROCK IS NEVER GONNA LET ME 504 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,905 HEAR THE END OF THIS. 505 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,039 - BACK TO BACK, NEIGHBOR! 506 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,841 WE SHALL FIGHT THEM AS A TEAM! 507 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,677 - I'M NOT GOING BACK TO BACK WITH ANYBODY. 508 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:26,912 I'M GOING INSIDE. 509 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,746 - VERY WELL! 510 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,248 SECURE THE HOMESTEAD! 511 00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:32,751 YOUR FAMILY MUST COME FIRST! 512 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,754 - HONESTLY, WHAT KIND OF JACKASS 513 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,323 WOULD LEAVE EVERY DOOR UNLOCKED? 514 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,591 I'M NOT GONNA FLUSH. 515 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:43,262 LET THEM SEE THE WRATH OF THE MONARCH! 516 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,764 THIS IS TOTALLY FREAKY. 517 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,267 I'M IN MY ARCHENEMY'S BEDROOM. 518 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,769 WE REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING... 519 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,371 SINISTER? 520 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,039 - I DON'T KNOW. 521 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:54,840 LIKE WHAT? 522 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,074 - WANT TO DO IT ON HIS BED? 523 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,075 YOU KNOW... 524 00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,611 MAKE HIM SLEEP IN OUR GENETIC FILTH. 525 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:00,479 - NAH. 526 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,980 - YEAH, ME NEITHER. 527 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,650 OH, THIS ISN'T WORKING. 528 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,784 I'M NOT FEELING IT. 529 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:06,652 - YEAH, HEY-- 530 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,987 WHY DON'T WE FIND HIS LAB AND... 531 00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:12,291 I DON'T KNOW, BREAK SOMETHING. 532 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,194 - ALL RIGHT. 533 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,363 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 534 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,699 YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED! 535 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,401 I QUIT. 536 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:23,702 [SHRIEKS] 537 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,070 - WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 538 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,371 WHEN I CHOSE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD 539 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,575 TO OPEN MY FIRST HANKCO'S LEMONADE AND GRINDER WORLD, 540 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,109 I KNEW THE CONSEQUENCES. 541 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,213 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I AM OUT OF HERE. 542 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,013 [BEEPING] 543 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,181 - WHEN THESE RIOTS ARE OVER, 544 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,317 WE ARE GOING TO REBUILD! 545 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:39,718 AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, 546 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:43,689 I WILL NOT LET MY PEOPLE DOWN-- 547 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,924 - I AM DR. ORPHEUS! 548 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,727 THAT WAS DELIVERED BY DR. ORPHEUS! 549 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,695 [GRUNTING] 550 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,563 IF ANY OF YOU COLORFUL ROGUES 551 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,501 WOULD LIKE TO TAKE REVENGE OUT ON ME ON A FULL-TIME BASIS, 552 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,504 MY SCHEDULE IS OPEN! 553 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,475 - YOU TOTALLY BLEW IT OUT THERE. 554 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,010 - YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 555 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,613 I SHOULD HAVE RESCUED HER, OR AT LEAST-- 556 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,748 - AT LEAST NOT RUN AWAY CRYING. 557 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,849 - SHE'LL BE FINE, BOYS. 558 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,352 HER FATHER'S OUT THERE DESTROYING MY LAWN 559 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,419 WITH HIS MAGIC. 560 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,821 HE WOULDN'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HER. 561 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:16,889 - HEY, POP... 562 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,691 DID YOU LEAVE THE DOOR TO YOUR LAB OPEN? 563 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,166 - BROCK SAMSON... 564 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,635 AT LAST WE MEET. 565 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:31,837 - [SCREAMING] 566 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,806 - NO, MY YOUNG PADUAN LEARNER. 567 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:37,676 THIS ONE IS MINE. 568 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,314 - DO I KNOW YOU? 569 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,163 - I'VE BEEN GYPPED! 570 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,064 - BOO! 571 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,198 - OH! - OH, MY GOD! 572 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,134 HE'S GONNA SO [BLEEP] POP ME! 573 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,735 - BROCK, COME IN, BROCK. 574 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,837 - YEAH? - THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE LAB. 575 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,473 - WHO? - I'M NOT GOING IN THERE! 576 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,342 - I'M SENDING A TEAM OVER NOW. 577 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:13,979 - OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 578 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,747 IT'S LIKE A MUSEUM OF FAILURE. 579 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:16,982 - IT'S ALMOST DEPRESSING. 580 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,084 - HERE I AM IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST 581 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,218 AND I DON'T EVEN CARE. 582 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,354 I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE TAKING A WHIZ ON THIS. 583 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,656 I USED TO DREAM OF TAKING A WHIZ ON THIS. 584 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,658 - SO, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA... 585 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,561 - WHAT CAN I DO TO THIS GUY THAT LIFE HASN'T ALREADY? 586 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,196 I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR HIM. 587 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,030 - MM-HMM. 588 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,498 A LOT HAS CHANGED. 589 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,869 I WAS MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THINGS... 590 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:38,704 AND US... 591 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:39,871 - OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 592 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:41,106 - TAKE IT EASY! 593 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,741 - GET DOWN, HONEY-BUNCH! 594 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,611 NO ONE GETS THE DROP ON THE MONARCH! 595 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,682 WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, I STAB AT THEE! 596 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,518 AS LONG AS BLOOD FLOWS THROUGH THIS HEART, 597 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,753 I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. 598 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:59,057 I WILL BE THE STUFF OF YOUR CHILDREN'S NIGHTMARES! 599 00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:00,959 - WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 600 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:03,128 - HE'S MAKING HIS DRAMATIC EXIT. 601 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:03,895 - [SIGHS] 602 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,030 THIS COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT. 603 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:05,897 I'M GONNA GET BROCK. 604 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,232 - OH, I THINK HE'S ALMOST DONE. 605 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:10,502 - AND THEN WHEN NOTHING CAN BE HEARD 606 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,770 BUT YOUR CRIES OF AGONY, 607 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:16,808 I WILL PULL THE CHAIN AND LET THE BEAST DEVOUR YOU! 608 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,011 MARK MY WORDS! 609 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:25,150 I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, DR. VENTURE! 610 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,524 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 611 00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:37,095 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 612 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:59,518 - [GROANING] 613 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:02,087 [ENGINE STARTS] 614 00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,891 - THERE. 615 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:17,402 - ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE FINISHING UP. 616 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,471 LET'S GO HOME. 617 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:23,075 - THAT'S GOOD SOUP!