1 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,205 IT'S ROCKY! - SIR, CALM DOWN. 2 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,040 NOW, WHERE ARE YOU? - IT'S A BIG MOVIE THEATER ON MAIN. 3 00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:08,875 OH, MY GOD, ROCKY HAS A KNIFE! 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:09,943 - YOU'RE WATCHING "ROCKY"? 5 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:11,511 ROCKY WHAT? "ROCKY 4" WITH IVAN DRAGO? 6 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:12,545 - HORROR! 7 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:13,947 - ANOTHER BAFFLING MYSTERY 8 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:16,883 SUCCESSFULLY SOLVED BY THE BEST FAMILY IN THE UNIVERSE. 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,184 - WHATEVER, KEEP IT MOVING. 10 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:20,420 THESE SHOES ARE WREAKING HAVOC ON MY HEEL SPURS. 11 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:22,389 - I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THE PHANTOM OF THE CINEPLEX 12 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:24,624 WAS OLD MAN JOHNSON ALL ALONG. 13 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,127 - WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IS WHY HE DID IT. 14 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,628 - APPARENTLY TO SCREW YOUR FATHER OUT OF 15 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:29,896 YET ANOTHER COMMISSION-- 16 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:32,565 BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED A $100,000 SPECTRAL ANALYTICAL 17 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:36,035 ECTOPLASMIC LOCATOR TO CATCH A JACKASS IN A RUBBER MASK! 18 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:37,837 AAGH! 19 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,539 - DOC, YOU OK. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! 20 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:40,840 - IT'S NOTHING, BROCK. 21 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,308 PROBABLY A HERNIA-- I'VE HAD IT FOREVER. 22 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,877 IT'LL POP BACK IN IN A FEW HOURS, 23 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:45,245 ALWAYS DOES. 24 00:00:45,311 --> 00:00:47,447 - OH, DOC, WHAT THE F... 25 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,882 GET BACK ON THE X-1. 26 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,750 WE'RE TAKING YOU TO A HOSPITAL, STAT! 27 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,819 - BROCK, WILL YOU STOP WORRYING FOR ONCE AND-- 28 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,521 AAGH! 29 00:00:58,024 --> 00:00:59,159 - THIS IS SERIOUS. 30 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,326 - YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 31 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,061 DAD'S BECOMING A REAL FATTY. 32 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:03,062 - NO, HANK! 33 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,731 I THINK POP IS... 34 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:05,832 PREGNANT! 35 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,300 [CLICKING] 36 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,103 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 37 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:13,072 - [ALL GROANING] 38 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:14,340 - MEDIC! 39 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,277 - WHAT'S THIS? ANOTHER ONE? 40 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,112 WERE YOU GUYS AT "THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW"? 41 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:20,747 - [GROANING] 42 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:21,748 - YEAH. 43 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:22,849 UH, COULD YOU PLEASE HELP HIM? 44 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,551 - ORDERLY. 45 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:25,685 PUT HIM IN O.R. 3. 46 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,287 - THE O.R. IS ALL FULL, DOCTOR, 47 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,888 AND THEY JUST KEEP COMING! 48 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:30,089 THE CINEPLEX JUST CALLED. 49 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,559 THEY FOUND A FEW MORE IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH! 50 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:33,693 - OK. 51 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,962 YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT HIM IN MATERNITY. 52 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,831 - MATERNITY?! 53 00:01:37,897 --> 00:01:39,699 - YOU WEREN'T KIDDING, DEANO. 54 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,868 POP REALLY IS HAVING A BABY. 55 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:42,902 - OH. 56 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,071 I THINK I NEED A CIGARETTE. 57 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,009 - I'M SORRY, SIR, 58 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,711 MEDICAL PERSONNEL ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT. 59 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:52,745 - I'M STAYING WITH HIM. 60 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,080 I GO WHERE HE GOES. 61 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,615 - OH. 62 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:58,184 YOU MUST BE HIS PARTNER THEN. 63 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,419 - NOT REALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE I WORK FOR HIM. 64 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,354 WAIT A MINUTE! NO! 65 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:03,823 - LOOK, YOU TWO, I'M DYING IN HERE. 66 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,859 HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING FROM DR. GIRLFRIEND? 67 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,327 - WE'VE BEEN CALLING HER EVERY HOUR, 68 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,128 AND WE KEEP GETTING HER MACHINE. 69 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,497 - DID YOU TRY THE CELLULAR PHONE? 70 00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:12,665 - YEAH, WE FOLLOWED YOUR INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER. 71 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,067 IT'S JUST THAT-- 72 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,268 - HAVE YOU DESTROYED THE GIANT COCOON HEADQUARTERS? 73 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,402 - NOT YET. - HAVE YOU SENT 74 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,804 THE CHARRED REMAINS OF WONDERBOY 75 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,439 TO HIS BELOVED CAPTAIN SUNSHINE? 76 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,507 - YES. - REWOUND AND RETURNED 77 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:22,308 THE DIRECTOR'S CUT OF "WORKING GIRL"? 78 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:25,078 - WE TRIED, BUT-- - UNLEASHED THE HERPES-SMEARED SEXBOTS 79 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,113 UPON THE TRAITOROUS MEMBERS OF THE GUILD? 80 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,948 - YEP. - FILLED PHANTOM LIMB'S GARAGE 81 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,618 WITH CLINGY, STATIC-CHARGED STYROFOAM PACKING PEANUTS? 82 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:32,952 - NO. - SENT APOLOGY LETTERS 83 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:35,488 TO EACH OF MY SPONSORED UGANDAN FOSTER CHILDREN? 84 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,490 - CHECK! - HAVE YOU... 85 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,859 KILLED THE VENTURE BROTHERS? 86 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,561 - [GROANING] 87 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:42,862 - I DON'T KNOW. 88 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,964 IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER OR SISTER. 89 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,499 - HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO ON ADVENTURES 90 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:48,601 WITH SOME LITTLE CRUMB-SNATCHER TAGGING ALONG? 91 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,270 AND HOW'S BROCK GONNA LOOK ALL COOL 92 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,006 IF HE HAS TO WEAR ONE OF THOSE HARNESSES ON HIS CHEST? 93 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:54,207 [DOOR OPENS] 94 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,309 - [SCREAMING] - OH, NO, IT'S ROCKY! 95 00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:57,343 NO! NOT AGAIN! - WELL... 96 00:02:57,410 --> 00:02:58,311 HAS POP... 97 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:00,547 HAD IT YET? - NOT YET, DEAN. 98 00:03:00,613 --> 00:03:02,248 DON'T YOU WORRY, THOUGH. 99 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,484 YOUR DAD'S A... 100 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,819 TOUGH LITTLE DUDE. 101 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:08,187 HE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH. 102 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,189 LISTEN, THERE'S NO USE IN YOU TWO HANGING AROUND. 103 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,191 I WANT YOU TO TAKE A TAXI BACK TO THE COMPOUND. 104 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:15,595 I CALLED DR. ORPHEUS. HE'S GONNA LOOK AFTER YOU. 105 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,731 - WHO WANTS PIZZA ROLLS?! 106 00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:20,300 - THANKS, DR. O. 107 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,101 HEY, WHAT'S THE GREEN STUFF? 108 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,437 - THAT'S CHAI TEA, HANK. 109 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,872 I'VE BEEN RECEIVING A STEADY SHIPMENT OF IT 110 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,407 EVER SINCE I SAVED THE EMPEROR 111 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,876 FROM AN ARMY OF CLAY SAMURAI WARRIORS. 112 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:31,044 - OH. IT'S GOOD! 113 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:32,979 - I THINK IT TASTES A BIT LIKE PLAY-DOH, 114 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,914 BUT PUMPKIN ADORES IT. 115 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:36,015 - IS, UH... 116 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,717 SHE COMING HOME TONIGHT? 117 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:38,985 - WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. 118 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,921 - SHE'S ATTENDING AN ELECTRONIC MUSIC RECITAL. 119 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,823 SHE WILL BE ARRIVING HOME NEAR MIDNIGHT... 120 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,694 I SUSPECT SMELLING MYSTERIOUSLY OF CLOVES. 121 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,462 - DO YOU KNOW WHEN WE CAN GO BACK HOME? 122 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,831 - MR. SAMSON SEEMED VAGUE ABOUT THAT, 123 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,199 BUT IT COULD BE QUITE AWHILE. 124 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,034 SO, I SUGGEST THAT YOU GET COMFY. 125 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:57,971 THERE IS A TELEVISION BEHIND THE EL GRECO. 126 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:01,074 SADLY, THE REMOTE HAS VANISHED FROM THE MATERIAL SPHERE, 127 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:03,109 SO IT'S STUCK ON ANIMAL PLANET. 128 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,377 - THANKS, DR. O. 129 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,645 I'M SURE WE'LL BE FINE. 130 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:09,682 - GOOD NIGHT, YOU PRINCES OF VENTURE, 131 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,752 YOU KINGS OF SLEEPOVERS. 132 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,489 - WELL, I HAVE GOOD NEWS. 133 00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:17,790 - OH, THANK-- 134 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,592 - AND BAD NEWS. 135 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,394 - YOU SON OF A BITCH! 136 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,562 OK, FINE. 137 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:24,397 HIT ME WITH IT. DON'T SOFT SOAP ME. 138 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,798 GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT. I CAN TAKE IT. 139 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,368 - THE GOOD NEWS IS THE OPERATION WAS A SUCCESS. 140 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,536 WE WERE ABLE TO REMOVE THE ENTIRE TUMOR 141 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,604 FROM YOUR MIDSECTION. 142 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,206 - SEE, YOU BIG WORRYWART. 143 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:34,941 - WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 144 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,209 - I... 145 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,210 OH, JEEZ... 146 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,811 THIS IS REALLY HARD. 147 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:39,812 - OH, GOD. 148 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:40,880 IT'S THE BIG "C," ISN'T IT? 149 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:41,981 YOU DID THIS TO ME! 150 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:43,316 ALL THAT SECONDHAND SMOKE! 151 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,318 YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE IN THIS BED, MISTER! 152 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,653 - NO, NO, NO, DR. VENTURE. 153 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,154 THE TUMOR WAS BENIGN. 154 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,722 IT'S JUST THAT... 155 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,692 WELL, UH, WE CANNOT FIND IT. 156 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,328 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND IT? 157 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:58,064 - WELL, WE TOOK IT OUT, AND I DON'T KNOW. 158 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,532 WHEN I FINISHED SEWING YOU UP, 159 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,235 I TURNED AROUND AND IT WAS JUST GONE. 160 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,603 - GONE. 161 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:04,604 WELL... 162 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:05,938 I WANT A SECOND OPINION. 163 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,107 OH, WAIT--I'M A DOCTOR! 164 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,642 I CAN GIVE MYSELF ONE! 165 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,311 YOU SUCK, AND I'M LEAVING. 166 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,514 - THIS IS HOW IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE. 167 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:15,615 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 168 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,316 - NOW THAT DAD HAS A BRAND-NEW BABY, 169 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,118 HE'S NOT GONNA WANT US HANGING AROUND. 170 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,520 I'LL BET HE JUST LEAVES US HERE. 171 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:21,521 - YOU'RE CRAZY. 172 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:22,922 DAD WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 173 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,525 - WELL, I, FOR ONE, AIN'T GONNA STICK AROUND TO FIND OUT. 174 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:26,559 I'M OUT OF HERE. 175 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:29,062 I'M NOT GONNA PLAY SECOND BANANA FIDDLE 176 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:30,697 TO SOME STUPID OL' BABY! 177 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:31,898 - WELL, NOT ME. 178 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:33,266 I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE. 179 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:35,702 I'LL BE SLEEPING IN A ROOM RIGHT NEXT TO TRIANA. 180 00:05:35,768 --> 00:05:38,237 AND THEN SHE'LL HEAR, LIKE, THUNDER OR SOMETHING 181 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:40,907 AND SHE'LL RUN INTO MY ROOM ALL SCARED AND STUFF. 182 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:43,142 AND I'LL BE, LIKE, "HUSH, MY DARLING. 183 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:46,212 IT'S JUST IONIZED AIR MOLECULES EXPANDING." 184 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,414 AND SHE'LL BE, LIKE, "OH, HOLD ME." 185 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,415 AND THEN I'LL, LIKE-- 186 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,783 - DUDE, IF WE STAY HERE, 187 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,086 THAT MEANS THAT WE'LL BE DR. ORPHEUS' KIDS. 188 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,854 AND THAT MEANS TRIANA WILL BE YOUR SISTER. 189 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:57,523 AND THAT MEANS YOU TWO WILL HAVE EXTRA-RETARD BABIES. 190 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:58,725 - [GASPS] 191 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,560 I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 192 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,795 ALL RIGHT, I'M WITH YOU. 193 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,665 - THE MEDICAL BOARD WILL BE GETTING ONE STERN LITTLE LETTER 194 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,167 FROM DR. THADEUS S. VENTURE, I CAN ASSURE YOU. 195 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,269 I CAN HAVE QUITE THE POISON PEN WHEN I-- 196 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,472 WHAT?! - WHAT?! 197 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:13,473 HEY, BUDDY, 198 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,041 YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SEE A UH... 199 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:17,810 EXPERIMENTAL SUPERSONIC AIRCRAFT, DID YOU? 200 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,712 - OH, YOU'RE KIDDING ME! 201 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:20,813 - SILVER... 202 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,381 ABOUT 100 FEET LONG. 203 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:24,050 NO? 204 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:26,085 NUCLEAR ENGINES... 205 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,587 NO? 206 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,589 - PUMPKIN, YOU'RE UP EARLY, 207 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,625 AND YOU'VE CHANGED OUT OF YOUR JAM-JAMS INTO... 208 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:36,329 THE CLOTHES YOU WORE LAST NIGHT. 209 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:37,597 HOW FRUGAL OF YOU. 210 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:38,598 DID YOU JUST GET HOME? 211 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,399 - KIM WAS TOTALLY PLASTERED, 212 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:41,601 AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE-- 213 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,336 - SWEETIE, LET ME LOVE YOU. 214 00:06:43,402 --> 00:06:45,004 DON'T MAKE THIS HARD FOR US. 215 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,140 NOW WE HAVE THE VENTURE TWINS STAYING WITH US, 216 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:50,009 AND THEY'RE NOT IN THE DEN. 217 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,044 I SENSE SOMETHING IS AMISS. 218 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:56,382 IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU FORGOT TO TELL DADDY? 219 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,583 - THEY RAN AWAY. 220 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:58,651 - [GASPS] 221 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,019 - THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO THE CITY 222 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,622 TO BECOME FAMOUS LION-TAMERS. 223 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:04,657 - MR. VENTURE TRUSTED ME WITH HIS OFFSPRING. 224 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,025 I HAVE FAILED HIM! 225 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,528 FOR, EVEN NOW, THEY COULD BE IN PERIL! 226 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:09,929 - REMEMBER WHEN I RAN AWAY? 227 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,731 I JUST WENT TO RACHEL'S HOUSE. 228 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,834 SO, TRY NOT TO EMBARRASS THEM... FOR ME. 229 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,068 - DON'T WORRY, PUMPKIN, 230 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:18,304 IT IS NOT MY INTENTION TO SHAME THEM. 231 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,206 I JUST HAVE TO KEEP THEM SAFE. 232 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,408 I WILL BE THEIR SHADOW-- 233 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:26,078 NAY, THEIR UNSEEN GUARDIAN ANGEL! 234 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:29,682 PUMPKIN, GET ME MY CLOAK. 235 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:30,983 - WHY DON'T YOU WEAR THE-- 236 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:32,585 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 237 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:36,222 GET ME MY BLUE WINDBREAKER! 238 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,870 - DUDE, LOOK ON THAT MOUNTAIN! 239 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,572 A HAUNTED MANSION. 240 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:53,973 - SO WHAT? 241 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,441 - A HAUNTED MANSION! 242 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,743 GHOSTS AND EVIL SCIENTISTS AND STUFF. 243 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,145 - WHAT? AM I HEARING THINGS? 244 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,080 AM I ALL ALONE OUT HERE? 245 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,515 DIDN'T YOU JUST FEEL THE WIND OF FREEDOM 246 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,016 RIPPING THROUGH YOUR SWEATER VEST? 247 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,318 - CAN'T YOU HEAR THE WIND CALLING, 248 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:07,153 LITTLE MISS, LITTLE MISS CAN'T-BE-WRONG? 249 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,154 - WE'RE FREE. 250 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,255 WE ARE THE FUTURE. 251 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,057 YOU'RE STILL THINKING LIKE THE OLD DEAN. 252 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,058 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 253 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,993 SCREW THAT JUNKY OLD MANSION! 254 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,362 BOY, THE WORLD BETTER WATCH OUT FOR US, 255 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:19,332 BECAUSE WE'RE ON THE FAST ROAD TO NOW-TOWN! 256 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,334 HAUNTED CASTLES! WHO NEEDS 'EM? 257 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,669 NOT ME! - NOT ME! 258 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:26,739 - GO TEAM-- - GO TEAM-- 259 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,107 GUYS? - BROTHERS? 260 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,443 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, 261 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:32,778 THEY JUST GIVE Ph.D.s OUT IN INDIA. 262 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,147 THE MEDICAL SCHOOLS OVER THERE ARE LIKE APEX TECH... 263 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:36,349 WITH BIGGER BUGS. 264 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,917 - YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT THE HOSPITAL, DOC. 265 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:39,418 - JUST PUT ME ON THE BED. 266 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,053 AND BRING UP THE BIG TV. 267 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,055 OH, AND CAN YOU FLUFF UP THE HUSBAND? 268 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:44,357 - THERE YOU GO. 269 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,025 HERE'S THE CLICKER, HERE'S HELPER'S REMOTE. 270 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,894 I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS, MAKE YOU SOME SOUP. 271 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,062 - WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU, BROCK? 272 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,230 - YOU WOULD HAVE DIED. 273 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:52,565 - OH, BROCK, 274 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,867 DON'T FORGET THE BIG TV WHEN YOU COME BACK UP. 275 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,169 AND MAYBE A COUPLE OF MY SPECIAL ASPIRINS... 276 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,738 AND SOME APPLESAUCE, 277 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:01,507 GINGER ALE, A COUPLE MORE BLANKETS, 278 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,509 THE "NEW YORK TIMES," 279 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,779 BRITNEY'S RECORDS... 280 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,214 - WHAT THE? 281 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,516 DOC, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 282 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:11,517 I WANT YOU TO STAY PUT. 283 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:12,818 THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE COMPOUND. 284 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,053 UHN! 285 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,489 - YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE BIG TV? 286 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,530 - WHAT WILL IT BE, SUGAR? 287 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,366 - THE FLASK OF SUGAR SEEMS TO BE FILLED, 288 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,901 BUT YOUR CONCERN HAS BEEN NOTED. 289 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,636 NOW, PLEASE STAND TO THE SIDE. 290 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,505 - YOU GONNA ORDER ANYTHING OR NOT? 291 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:35,942 - I MADE THE PURCHASE OF THIS HOMEBOY FIGURINE 292 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:39,045 FROM THE VENDING MACHINES IN YOUR SITTING ROOM. 293 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:40,279 - I'VE HAD A LONG DAY. 294 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,481 YOU CAN EITHER ORDER SOME FOOD OR LEAVE. 295 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:43,783 - FINE. 296 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,985 NOW, LET ME SEE. 297 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,520 HMM. 298 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,355 ♪ BUM, BUM, BUM ♪ 299 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,823 OH! NO, NO. 300 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,625 I WILL HAVE A TONIC. 301 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,793 - WHAT KIND OF TONIC? 302 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,561 - MOXIE. 303 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,896 - WE DON'T HAVE THAT. 304 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,431 - BIRCH BEER. 305 00:09:58,497 --> 00:09:59,832 - NOPE. 306 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,100 - THE PANCAKES, PLEASE. 307 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,069 AND, YES, I KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. 308 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,171 I'LL BE HAVING THEM FOR LUNCH. 309 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,172 PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? 310 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,540 - AND YOU? 311 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:09,709 - AND THE GENTLEMAN WILL BE HAVING THE LAMB DINNER 312 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,777 AND A SIDE OF WHATEVER DISCO FRIES ARE. 313 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,479 - MR. PIBB? 314 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,314 TELL ME YOU HAVE MR. PIBB. 315 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:16,615 - [SIGHS] 316 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:18,718 GRAPE, ORANGE, OR COLA? 317 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,053 - GRAPE. 318 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,089 - THAT WAITRESS WAS TOTALLY INTO ME. 319 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:24,190 YEP. 320 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,058 SHE KNOWS A GOOD DEAL WHEN SHE SEES IT. 321 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:29,495 I MIGHT LET HER KICK THE TIRES OF THE OLD HANK MACHINE. 322 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,830 - ME, AH! 323 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:32,531 I GOT A GIRL BACK HOME. 324 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,367 SO, YOU CAN HAVE HER. 325 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,169 - HEY. CHECK THAT YOKEL WITH LONG HAIR. 326 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,872 - OH, I THINK SHE'S CUTE. 327 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,813 - HELLO, RUSTY. 328 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:48,781 - DADDY? 329 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,549 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MOMMY'S WOMB? 330 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,918 - I CAME TO TELL YOU, SON, 331 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:55,855 THERE IS ANOTHER VENTURE. 332 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,757 - WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE YODA? 333 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,558 - THIS IS YOUR DREAM, RUSTY, 334 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,160 YOU TELL ME. 335 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:05,131 - [SCREAMS] 336 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:10,002 - HELLO, RUSTY. 337 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:11,137 - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 338 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,806 - DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME, RUSTY? 339 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,241 IT'S BEEN AWHILE, I KNOW. 340 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:17,877 - I GET IT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FATHER, RIGHT? 341 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,645 I'M STILL DREAMING. - THIS IS NO DREAM. 342 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,247 - FINE--HALLUCINATION-- WHATEVER. 343 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,215 I MUST BE STILL WOOZY FROM THE PAINKILLERS, THOUGH. 344 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,316 I GOT YOUR HEAD ALL WRONG. 345 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:26,585 - 43 YEARS AGO... 346 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,154 YOU TRIED TO KILL ME. 347 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:29,822 - 43 YEARS AGO, I WASN'T EVEN-- 348 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:31,190 - I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. 349 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,892 WE USED TO SHARE A RATHER CRAMPED 350 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,326 LITTLE ONE-BEDROOM 351 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,062 DOWN ON MOMMY STREET. 352 00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,730 - IS THAT MY OVEN? 353 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:38,764 AND THAT BIT THERE-- 354 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,900 THAT'S THE CAPACITATOR FROM MY ROBOT! 355 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,002 JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, MISTER? 356 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,204 - CONSIDER THESE BITS OF CRAP I'VE STOLEN 357 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,940 THE FIRST SMALL INSTALLMENTS OF WHAT YOU OWE ME, RUSTY. 358 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,944 THAT'S OK, RUSTY, 359 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,513 I'VE WAITED THIS LONG. 360 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,949 I CAN WAIT A FEW MINUTES MORE. 361 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,186 - HEY, BOY. 362 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,455 WHY DON'T YOU GET A HAIRCUT? 363 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,923 - YOU HEAR ME, BOY? 364 00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,925 ARE YOU DEAF, 365 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,126 OR ARE YOU JUST A FAGGOT? 366 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,427 - MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU TWO GENTLEMEN 367 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,097 TAKE YOUR LOCAL COLOR ELSEWHERE? 368 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,332 YOU'RE DRAWING UNDESIRABLE ATTENTION TO MY PRESENCE. 369 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,801 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 370 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,470 - YOU'RE WEARING PANTYHOSE. 371 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,305 - WHAT? - HE IS... 372 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,307 'CAUSE HE'S A GAY-BOY. 373 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,609 - CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING. 374 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,712 YOU DO NOT KNOW THE RISK YOU'RE TAKING. 375 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:30,249 A WHISPER FROM MY LIPS COULD OPEN YOUR MIND 376 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:34,854 TO A WORLD OF ARCANE TORTURES. 377 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:35,855 - FAGGOT. 378 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,357 [SCREAMS] 379 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,625 - CHECK, PLEASE. 380 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,729 - BROCK, COME IN, BROCK. 381 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,265 - YOUR BELOVED BROCK WON'T BE SAVING YOU THIS TIME. 382 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,566 I'VE ALREADY SEEN TO THAT. 383 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,268 - GO AHEAD, TRY AND HURT ME, MISTER, 384 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:51,303 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN HERE. 385 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,306 THOSE WALLS ARE SOLID STE-- 386 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,841 [BUTTONS BEEPING] 387 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,210 - OH, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU, RUSTY? 388 00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,678 YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME. 389 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,714 I KNOW ALL YOUR TRICKS. 390 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,516 - AAGH! 391 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,124 [SIREN WAILS] 392 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,431 - DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE DOING 15 393 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,433 ON A 65-MILE-PER-HOUR HIGHWAY? 394 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,935 - WE DID NOT, OFFICER. 395 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,036 BUT IF YOU CALL OUR FATHER, 396 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,337 HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CLEAR ALL THIS UP. 397 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,438 - DEAN! 398 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,040 WE DON'T HAVE A FATHER ANYMORE. 399 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,742 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 400 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,343 AND WHAT ARE THOSE? 401 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,845 - HOVER-BIKES. 402 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,914 - WHERE DO KIDS LIKE YOU GET HOVER-BIKES, 403 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,549 SELLING WEED TO CLASSMATES, HUH? 404 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:37,783 GET 'EM HOOKED EARLY, RIGHT? 405 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,385 NOTHING LIKE A STEADY CUSTOMER. 406 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:41,320 WHICH REMINDS ME, 407 00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,355 SHOULDN'T YOU BOYS BE IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW? 408 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,590 - WE DON'T GO TO SCHOOL. 409 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,225 WE HAVE A BED THAT TEACHES US EVERYTHING. 410 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,327 - OH, I GET IT NOW... 411 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,628 DUST HEAD. 412 00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:51,430 LET'S GET OFF THE FLOATING CHOPPER. 413 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,098 - HE'S NOT A DUSTY HEAD. 414 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,600 WE REALLY DO HAVE BEDS EQUIPPED WITH 415 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,202 AUDIO-SUGGESTIVE LEARNING AIDS. 416 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,836 - DABBLING IN SUPER-SCIENCE, EH? 417 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,071 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, 418 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:03,075 I KNOW JUST THE PLACE FOR BOYS LIKE YOU. 419 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,946 [SIREN WAILS] 420 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,581 - OH, DEAR. 421 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,848 - HELP US. 422 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:14,053 - [GROANS] 423 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:16,322 [GRUNTING] 424 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,191 - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! 425 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,192 - WHO ELSE? 426 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,460 I'M YOUR BROTHER, RUSTY. 427 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,128 YOUR TWIN BROTHER. 428 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,997 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I DON'T HAVE A-- 429 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,432 - YOU SUCKER-PUNCHED ME IN THE WOMB. 430 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,701 I'VE BEEN INSIDE YOU ALL YOUR LIFE-- 431 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,603 WATCHING, LISTENING, 432 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,104 PLANNING, WAITING. 433 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,539 - YOU JERRY-RIGGED MY BODY. 434 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,374 THAT'S WHY I HAVE ALL THESE BLACKOUTS. 435 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,575 I THOUGHT IT WAS THE PILLS. 436 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,043 - YOUR BODY'S A MESS. 437 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,878 IT'S BECOME ABSOLUTELY UNINHABITABLE. 438 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,081 - YEAH, WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU TO LIVE IN ME. 439 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,549 WAIT A MINUTE! 440 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,285 YOU'RE WHY I'VE BEEN HAVING ALL THESE F-ED UP DREAMS. 441 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,054 YOU'RE PROBABLY WHY I LOST MY HAIR, TOO, AREN'T YOU? 442 00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,123 YOU STOLE MY HAIR! 443 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,593 - YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY YOU'RE HERE. 444 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,497 YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE [BLEEP] UP TOO MANY TIMES! 445 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,766 YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT [BLEEP] IN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS, 446 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,003 BUT YOU'RE REALLY COLD DIARRHEA IN A DIXIE CUP! 447 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,871 BUT IF YOU KEEP UP LIKE YOU BEEN DOING, 448 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,339 THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE HEADED. 449 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,474 - [SNICKERING] 450 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,975 - THAT'S FUNNY TO YOU, RIGHT?! 451 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,577 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO [BLEEP] BAD?! 452 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,711 I KNOW YOUR TYPE. 453 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,346 YOU THINK I'LL JUST GET ME A COSTUME, 454 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,514 RIP OFF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS. 455 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,915 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 456 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:18,817 YOU'VE GOT A JET SHAPED LIKE A SKULL 457 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,019 WITH LASERS ON THE FRONT. 458 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,420 - THIS IS TOTALLY GAY. 459 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,421 - WHAT?! 460 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,922 THINK THIS IS GAY, HUH? 461 00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,191 IS THAT WHAT YOU [BLEEP] SAID, YOU SCRAWNY PIECE OF [BLEEP]? 462 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,726 OH, THIS ISN'T GAY. 463 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,361 BUT KING GORILLA OVER THERE IS. 464 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,163 AND I'LL BET HE JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SNAP OFF 465 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,232 A PIECE OF YOUR [BLEEP] IN HIS [BLEEP]. 466 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:34,433 YOU! GET UP! 467 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,101 I SAID GET THE [BLEEP] UP! 468 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,636 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - DEAN VENT-- 469 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,406 - YOU'RE NAME IS BITCH! AND I OWN YOU. 470 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,874 YOU'RE PROPERTY! 471 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,442 AND WHEN I'M TIRED OF HAVING SEX 472 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,879 WITH EVERY HOLE GOD DRILLED IN YOUR SLENDER FRAME... 473 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:47,880 KING GORILLA, 474 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,648 YOU GOT A CIGARETTE? 475 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,616 THERE. 476 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,650 I JUST SOLD YOU FOR A CIGARETTE-- 477 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,952 AND I DON'T SMOKE! 478 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:57,122 HOLY [BLEEP]! YOU'RE DEAN [BLEEP] VENTURE! 479 00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,692 KING, I GOTTA BUY MY BITCH BACK. HERE'S YOUR CIGARETTE. 480 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,327 - [BLEEP] YOU. GIVE ME A DOLLAR. 481 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,997 [BEEPING] - HELPER! 482 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,799 HELPER, LISTEN TO ME. 483 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,100 DOC'S IN TROUBLE. 484 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,336 I NEED YOU TO DRIVE MY CAR. 485 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,970 [BEEPS FRANTICALLY] 486 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:15,040 YOU CAN FLY THE X-1, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK? 487 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,375 [ENGINE STARTS] 488 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,710 THAT'S GREAT, NOW PUNCH IT. 489 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,545 I'LL NAVIGATE. 490 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:22,381 NO, HELPER, IT'S THE-- IT'S THE RIGHT ONE AND-- 491 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,849 IT'S A PEDAL! 492 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,617 IT'S ON THE FLOOR! 493 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,356 REVERSE, HELPER, REVERSE! 494 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,525 OK, RIGHT. 495 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,660 RIGHT, HELPER. 496 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,228 NO, MY RIGHT! 497 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:39,865 - I WISH I HAD A PROGRAM LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNG, 498 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:43,402 SOMEONE TO TELL ME TO KNOCK OFF ALL THE EVIL SCIENCE [BLEEP]. 499 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,437 MAN, I WAS JUST LIKE YOU. 500 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,607 THEN ONE [BLEEP] DAY, A VAT OF SUPER-HEATED [BLEEP] PLASMA 501 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,275 BLEW UP IN MY [BLEEP] FACE... 502 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,211 - WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU BOYS DOING IN THE BIG HOUSE? 503 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:55,047 - WELL, OUR DAD HAD A BABY, SO WE RAN AWAY. 504 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,483 - AND THEN WE GOT ARRESTED FOR NOT SPEEDING ENOUGH. 505 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,784 - YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE. 506 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,520 - HUH? - I PUT OUT A HIT ON YOU. 507 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,921 SUPER-SORRY. 508 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:04,923 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M IN MOTHER-[BLEEP] PRISON HERE. 509 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,925 MY LIFE IS [BLEEP]. 510 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,160 DR. GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME. 511 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,495 - WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KILL US? 512 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,363 - BECAUSE SHE NEEDS HER SPACE! 513 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,798 LIKE I DIDN'T GIVE HER SPACE! 514 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,633 SHE HAD THE WHOLE [BLEEP] COCOON! 515 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,368 - NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU ALL WHAT IT FEELS LIKE 516 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,971 TO BE A VICTIM OF SUPER-VILLAINY. 517 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,572 GIVE ME YOUR SHOES! 518 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,942 I SAID GET THOSE MOTHER-[BLEEP] SHOES OFF AND THROW THEM HERE! 519 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,312 NOW, GIVE ME YOUR WALLET. 520 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,480 THERE! HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! 521 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,648 - HOW DOES WHAT FEEL? 522 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,749 - I JUST TOOK YOUR WALLET! 523 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,618 STILL WANT TO BE A SUPER-VILLAIN?! 524 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:35,754 - WELL, I DO NOW. YOU HAVE MY WALLET. 525 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,991 - STAND BACK, OR SO HELP ME, I'LL BLAST YOU TO KINGDOM COME! 526 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,292 - PLEASE. 527 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,694 YOU COULDN'T BLAST ME TO KINGDOM 3-FEET-FROM-HERE 528 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:43,796 WITH THAT THING. 529 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,030 BUT THIS, ON THE OTHER HAND, 530 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:47,900 WILL INCINERATE YOU WHERE YOU STAND. 531 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,168 - PFFT! 532 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,936 NICE TRY, JUNIOR, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE BLUFFING. 533 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,671 I NEVER GOT THAT STUPID THING TO WORK. 534 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,575 - YOU, NO. BUT I DID. 535 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,178 YOU SEE, I WAS MEANT TO BE THE SON 536 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,013 OF THE LATE, GREAT JONAS VENTURE. 537 00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,715 I'M SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY. 538 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,317 - EVERY WAY? CHECK THE MIRROR. 539 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,187 YOU LOOK LIKE A TALKING FIST STICKING OUT OF AN OVEN. 540 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,355 - YOU STOLE MY LIFE FROM ME. 541 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,157 WELL, GUESS WHAT, RUSTY, 542 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,960 I'M TAKING YOURS, AND I'M CLAIMING MY BIRTHRIGHT. 543 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:18,263 THE VENTURE EMPIRE IS MINE! 544 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,272 - [GROANING] 545 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,615 [SCREAMING IN SLOW MOTION] 546 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,361 - I'M IN FOR MURDER! 547 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,163 - YOU BOYS DON'T WANT TO END UP IN HERE. 548 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,898 THIS PLACE IS FULL OF [BLEEP] ANIMALS. 549 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,067 I DON'T MEAN KING GORILLA, HANK. 550 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:58,136 I MEAN, THIS PLACE WILL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT. 551 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,572 NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MECHA MOUTH, HANK. 552 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:02,741 - OH, THIS WAS A BIG MISTAKE. 553 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,942 [BLEEP] A, RIGHT! 554 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,110 THIS IS ALL WRONG. 555 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,979 YOU BOYS ARE THE [BLEEP] VENTURE BROTHERS! 556 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,714 YOU'VE HAD YOUR LITTLE ADVENTURE, 557 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:09,915 GO THE HELL HOME. 558 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,116 - [BLEEP] THAT [BLEEP]! 559 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,118 - HANK VENTURE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 560 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,787 YOU'RE CHANGING INTO AN EXTRA-BAD PERSON. 561 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,823 DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MANY BABY ANGELS 562 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,791 YOU JUST KILLED BY SAYING THAT?! 563 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,159 - OH, MY GLORY! 564 00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:22,528 YOU'RE RIGHT! 565 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,996 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US? 566 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,764 WE SEARCHED FOR FREEDOM 567 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,766 AND LANDED US IN JAIL. 568 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,501 - I BET DAD'S WORRIED SICK. 569 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,471 AND BROCK--HE LOVES YOU, HANK, I JUST KNOW IT. 570 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:33,872 - OH, THIS IS JUST GAY. 571 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,642 LOOK I GOTTA GET BACK TO YELLING AT REGULAR KIDS, ALL RIGHT? 572 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,745 - [GRUNTS] 573 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,549 - [COUGHING] 574 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,024 - BROCK! WAIT! 575 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,025 DON'T! 576 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,060 - HE TRIED TO KILL YOU, DOC. 577 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,728 - I KNOW, BUT... 578 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:57,863 HE'S MY... 579 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:58,864 BROTHER. 580 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,332 - YOU'RE IN SHOCK, DOC. 581 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:01,333 LET ME HANDLE THIS. 582 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,068 - BROCK, SERIOUSLY. 583 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,970 SAMSON, I'M GIVING YOU AN ORDER. 584 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,305 YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD, RIGHT? 585 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,806 WELL, HE CAME OUT OF MY BODY. 586 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,676 SO, YOU'D BE VIOLATING YOUR PRIMARY-- 587 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,579 - YEAH, YEAH, I GET IT, DOC. 588 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:16,782 - LOOKS LIKE BOTCHED ATTEMPTED FRATRICIDE 589 00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:18,050 RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 590 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,818 - SO, DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE EVEN NOW? 591 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,987 - OH, NOT BY A LONG SHOT, RUSTY. 592 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,691 I THINK YOU OWE ME SOMETHING FOR 43 YEARS OF HELL. 593 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,159 - FINE. WHATEVER. 594 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,794 I'LL GIVE YOU THE OLD VENTURE COMPOUND ON SPIDER-SKULL ISLAND. 595 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,862 JUST, PLEASE, STOP CALLING ME RUSTY. 596 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,398 I HAVEN'T BEEN CALLED THAT SINCE I WAS OUT OF COLLEGE. 597 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:34,733 WAIT A MINUTE. 598 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,001 WHAT DO I CALL YOU? 599 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,703 - JONAS. 600 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,739 JONAS VENTURE JUNIOR. 601 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,174 - HELLO?! 602 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,376 MY APOLOGIES, DR. VENTURE. 603 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,912 I'M LOATHE TO INTRUDE WHILE YOU'RE ENTERTAINING... 604 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,847 UH...GUESTS, 605 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,516 BUT THERE'S A MATTER THAT NEEDS YOUR URGENT ATTENTION. 606 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,684 WHAT IS... 607 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,119 - THAT'S DOC'S DEFORMED TWIN BROTHER 608 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,254 HE ABSORBED IN THE WOMB WHO'S COME BACK FOR REVENGE, 609 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,190 BUT NOW THEY'VE MADE UP, SO... 610 00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:00,058 - OK. 611 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,161 - FINE, TAKE THE BUSTED UP CHIFFOROBE. 612 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:05,263 THAT'S FAIR. AND YOU CAN HAVE THE X-2. 613 00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:07,699 - THE BOAT? WHAT DO I NEED THE BOAT FOR? 614 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,800 - OK, TAKE IT EASY. 615 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:09,935 WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? 616 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,570 DO YOU WANT DEAN? YOU CAN HAVE DEAN. 617 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,773 HE CAN CARRY YOU ON HIS BACK LIKE MASTERBLASTER. 618 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,541 WHAT'S WITH THE LOW-SPEED CHASE? 619 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,943 - COME NOW, MR. VENTURE, 620 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,212 I THINK YOU'RE BOYS HAVE SUFFERED ENOUGH EMBARRASSMENT, 621 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:22,047 WHAT WITH BEING BAILED OUT OF PRISON 622 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,816 BY THE RUMBLE-BUMBLE LIKES OF US. 623 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,852 I FIGURE LETTING THE BOYS DRIVE AHEAD 624 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,789 MIGHT RETURN AN OUNCE OF THEIR WELL-EARNED INDEPENDENCE. 625 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,958 FOR THE FOLLY OF YOUTH HAS-- 626 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,626 - FINE! 627 00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,595 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE A NEW BABY UNCLE! 628 00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,430 EVERY CHRISTMAS, HE'S PROBABLY GONNA GIVE US 629 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,132 A JOVAN MUSK GIFT PACK. 630 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:42,267 AND WE'LL HAVE TO PRETEND HE'S NOT ALL CREEPY-LOOKING. 631 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,469 OH, I'LL BET WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KISS HIM! 632 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,638 - RIGHT? DUDE, DID YOU SHAKE HIS HAND? 633 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,841 IT WAS LIKE SHAKING HANDS WITH A CHICKEN DINNER. 634 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:53,145 - THAT'S ALL OF THEM BUT "KILL THE VENTURE BROTHERS." 635 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,514 SO, IF YOU SEE A PLACE WE CAN GET AMMO FOR THIS, PULL OVER. 636 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,250 - I THINK THE MONARCH MEANT THAT METAPHORICALLY. 637 00:21:58,316 --> 00:21:59,885 - WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE? 638 00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,820 - THAT'S A HOME BOY. 639 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,221 BUT BE CAREFUL. 640 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:08,193 THAT HOUSES THE SOULS OF TWO FOUL-MOUTHED REDNECKS! 641 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,995 - OH, MY HAIR'S IN MY GOGGLE AGAIN. 642 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,063 I CAN'T SEE SQUAT! 643 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:13,365 - I'M SO SICK OF YOU COMPLAINING. 644 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,535 THAT'S IT, NEXT SALON WE SEE, YOU'RE GETTING A TRIM. 645 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:17,836 - I'M GROWING A PONYTAIL. 646 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,171 - HOLD ON. 647 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:21,773 I'M GONNA ASK THOSE DUDES ON THE MINI BIKES UP THERE. 648 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,842 WHERE CAN WE GET A HAIRCUT? 649 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,477 - AND AMMO FOR THIS? 650 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:27,079 - HEY, YOU'RE ON THE STICK SHIFT! 651 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:29,448 I CAN'T SEE THE ROAD! 652 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,489 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 653 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:42,260 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 654 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:46,531 - ♪ TWO ANGELS ARE PLUCKED FROM THE HEAVENLY SKY ♪ 655 00:22:46,598 --> 00:22:48,700 ♪ IN AN INSTANT THEY'RE GONE ♪ 656 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,702 ♪ IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE ♪ 657 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:53,638 ♪ IF YOU LISTEN CLOSE YOU'LL HEAR ♪ 658 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,007 ♪ CHERUBS CRY ♪ 659 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:59,544 ♪ OH ♪ 660 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:00,746 ♪ LOOK AWAY ♪ 661 00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:01,747 - NO! 662 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:02,948 [SOBBING] 663 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:03,949 OH, NO! 664 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,785 - OH. 665 00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,420 - ALL RIGHT, GET THEIR CLOTHES.