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GARY, PHONE!
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MOM, I'M BUSY!
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GARY!
WHAT?
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PHONE!
FINE!
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HAVE A COW,
WHY DON'T YA?
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ATOMIC COMIC
COLLECTION CONNECTION.
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SHUT UP, I KNOW!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WORKING.
HANG ON.
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ATOMIC COMIC
COLLECTION CONNECTION.
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21!
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THIS IS THE MONARCH SPEAKING.
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I GOT 24 ON THE OTHER LINE.
I'LL PUT US ON THREE WAY.
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GOOD, I WANT HIM
TO HEAR THIS TOO.
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DUDE, IT'S THE MONARCH.
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HEY, BOSS.
HOW'S PRISON?
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WELL, I'M OUT.
NO THANKS TO YOU SCHMUCKS!
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GUESS WHERE AM I NOW?
BEST WESTERN?
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I AM SITTING
IN THE CHARRED REMAINS
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OF MY ONCE-MIGHTY
FLYING COCOON.
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ANYONE WANNA EXPLAIN TO ME
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WHY MY COCOON IS CHARRED?
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24: BECAUSE YOU TOLD US
TO DESTROY THE COCOON?
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AND WHY IT IS SIDEWAYS?
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WE WERE FOLLOWING ORDERS.
YOU CAN'T YELL AT US
FOR FOLLOWING ORDERS.
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OR KILL US FOR
FOLLOWING
ORDERS.
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NEVER MIND.
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JUST SUMMON THE OTHERS
AND GET OVER HERE.
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THERE ARE
NO OTHERS.
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YEAH, MOST OF THEM JOINED UP
WITH MONSTROSO'S CREW
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WHEN YOU WENT INSIDE.
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AND WE KINDA LOST TOUCH
AFTER THAT.
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I'M NOT GONNA
LOSE MY TEMPER.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT
IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
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I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER
IN WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BATHROOM.
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WHEN I GET OUT,
I EXPECT YOU TO BE HERE.
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AND I EXPECT THIS COCOON
TO BE FULLY MANNED
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AND FULLY OPERATIONAL.
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AWESOME!
WE ARE BACK, DUDE.
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YOU HEARD HIM.
I'LL PICK YOU UP
AT 5:00.
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BE OUTSIDE.
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I DON'T WANNA HAVE
TO TALK TO YOUR MOM.
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OH, I WILL BE THERE.
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA ♪
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[IMITATING MECHANICAL WHIRRING]
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DADDY'S HOME.
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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♪ DA ♪
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♪ DA ♪
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[BEEPING TO TUNE]
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QUIT HONKING.
I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME.
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA ♪
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LADY!
LADY, NO!
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MOM! MOM, CALL THE DOG.
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Man: THE GRAND COOLEY DAM,
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THE LARGEST CONCRETE STRUCTURE
IN THE UNITED STATES.
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WHATEVER.
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DO THEY REALLY
NEED TO KNOW THIS?
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[YAWNING]
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HAPPY FIF- UH,
16th BIRTHDAY, BOYS.
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BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLE.
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HEY!
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HERE BOYS,
PUT THESE IN YOUR WALLETS.
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YOU'RE OFFICIAL NOW.
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HOW COME THEY'RE
ALL BURNT UP?
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UH, LAMINATING ACCIDENT.
THEY'RE STILL GOOD, THOUGH.
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YOU SURE?
'CAUSE THIS DATE IS WRONG.
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IF I WAS BORN
THE YEAR THIS SAYS --
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CURIOSITY KILLS MORE
THAN THE CAT, BOY.
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PUT 'EM IN YOUR WALLETS
AND GET DRESSED.
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WE HAVE A BIG DAY AHEAD.
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ARE YOU THE BULLY
OF YOUR SCHOOL,
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OR EVEN THE VICTIM
OF BULLYING?
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DO YOU WATCH MOVIES ABOUT
COSTUME HEROES AND THINK,
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"WOW, THAT GUY'S A PUSSY.
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I SURE HOPE A MUCH COOLER
BAD GUY KICKS HIS ASS.
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WOW, IT'S LIKE
YOU'RE READING MY MIND.
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I AM NOT A MIND READER,
STRANGER.
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YOU, LIKE
SO MANY OTHERS, ARE DRAWN
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TO THIS SEXY,
ACTION-PACKED LIFESTYLE
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OF THE PROFESSIONAL HENCHMAN.
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BUT I COULD
NEVER BE A HENCHMAN.
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I AM JUST A NORMAL GUY
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WHO IS BETWEEN THE AGE
OF 18 AND 30,
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A LONER, AND LACKS TIES
TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
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YOU, STRANGER,
ARE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE
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FOR COSTUMED AGGRESSION.
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YO, FAT BOY,
WE GET TO CARRY A PIECE?
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OF COURSE! YOUR STANDARD
GRADE-ONE HENCHMEN
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IN SERVICE
OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH
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IS ISSUED A DART GUN
AND A GRAPPLING CANNON,
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TO NAME ONLY A FEW
OF THE EXCITING
ACCOUTREMENTS
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THAT WILL AID
THE HENCHMEN
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IN HIS WONDROUS WORLD OF
CAREER HENCHING.
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WHAT KIND OF RIDE
WE GET?
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HOW DOES AN ENORMOUS
FLYING COCOON SOUND TO YOU?
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WOW, A FLYING COCOON?
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I CAN ALREADY FEEL
MY LIFE GETTING BETTER.
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THE MIGHTY MONARCH!
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♪ BEEN AROUND THE WORLD
AND I-I ♪
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AAH!
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NO WAY.
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ARE WE FLOATING?
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HEY, BOSS!
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YOU ACTUALLY DID
WHAT I TOLD YOU?
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OH, YEAH, WE ARE
UP AND RUNNING.
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THE NEW GUYS STOLE
SOME PARTS FROM SERGEANT
HATRED'S HOVER TANK,
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WHICH IS COOL,
BUT BROKEN NOW.
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SO THERE'S A COUPLE
OF ISSUES.
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LET ME DO THIS.
YOU KNOW THAT 21 AND I
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HAVE BEEN WORKING
FOR YOU FOREVER?
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AND WE THINK IT'S
ABOUT TIME WE WERE
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GIVEN NEW NUMBERS,
LIKE 1 AND 2.
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OR 2 AND 1.
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FINE, WHATEVER.
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OH, YEAH,
LIKE IT'S THAT EASY.
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NO, LISTEN TO THIS.
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HENCHMEN 28,
FRONT AND CENTER.
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YOU WANT ME,
YOU ROLL YOUR
BIG ASS OVER HERE.
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AND I DONE TOLD YOU
MY NAME IS
NUMBER 1.
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I LIKE THAT!
SHOWS INITIATIVE!
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SEEMS LIKE YOU COLLECTED
THE PERFECT TEAM OF GO-GETTERS
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TO CARRY OUT
MY BRILLIANT NEW PLAN --
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OPERATION GET BACK
DR. GIRLFRIEND.
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NUMBER 1, IT'S TIME
YOU MET YOUR LEADER!
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THE MONARCH!
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WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
GET THAT OFF
YOUR HEAD!
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[sniff]
I SMELL WEED.
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CAN'T YOU GIVE ME
JUST A LITTLE HINT?
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AND RUIN THE SURPRISE?
NO, SIRREE BOB.
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I WISH I WAS YOU.
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THIS WAS A BIG DAY FOR ME
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.
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HI, MAY I HELP YOU?
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I WOULD LIKE TO FIT
THE LUCKY BIRTHDAY BOY
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FOR HIS FIRST
SPEED SUIT.
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GREAT, AND WHAT IS
A SPEED SUIT?
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"WHAT IS A SPEED SUIT?"
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ONLY THE PERFECT THING
FOR THE SCIENCE-MINDED MAN
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WHO KNOWS
BOTH COMFORT AND EASE,
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AND DEMANDS THEM
FROM HIS CLOTHING.
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IN A SPEED SUIT,
YOU SAY TO THE WORLD,
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"LOOK OUT!
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I KNOW WHAT I'M WEARING
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!"
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THAT'S A SHORT-SLEEVED
JUMPSUIT.
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CHECK THE WORK WEAR DEPARTMENT
IN THE BACK.
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MY BIG SURPRISE
IS A JUMPSUIT?
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SPEED SUIT. I DON'T
WANNA HEAR YOU EVER SAY
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"JUMPSUIT," DEAN,
NOT EVER -- SPEED SUIT.
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THERE SHE IS.
FOLLOW HER!
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STEADY.
STEADY NOW.
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KEEP YOUR
DISTANCE.
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YEAH, FLY CASUAL.
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SHE'S TURNING AROUND!
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QUICK --
EVASIVE MANEUVERS! NOW!
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SOMETHING WRONG?
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NO, I THOUGHT
I FORGOT SOMETHING.
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OH, OF COURSE.
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[CAR ALARM BEEPS]
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I LOOK LIKE
SANTA'S MAGIC JANITOR.
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NONSENSE, YOU LOOK
LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
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AND YOU WERE RIGHT.
THE WIDE PIPE MAIN SEAMS
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ON THE EXPLORER MODEL
WERE TOO SHOWY.
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THIS ONE IS
ELEGANTLY UNDERSTATED.
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AND THE COLOR HAS
A DANCER FLARE TO IT.
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HOW'S IT FIT
IN THE SEAT?
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POP! THERE ARE
PEOPLE AROUND.
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YOU WANT A SLEEK PROFILE,
YET ROOMY.
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A PROPERLY FIT SPEED SUIT SHOULD
CROTCH AT LEAST SIX INCHES
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BELOW YOUR NATURAL INSEAM.
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CAN I TAKE THIS OFF NOW?
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HOW'S EVERYTHING
GOING OVER HERE?
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WILL YOU BE
TAKING THAT?
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NO.
YES, MA'AM!
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AND DON'T BOTHER
WRAPPING IT UP.
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THE FUTURE
SUPER SCIENTIST
WILL BE WEARING IT OUT.
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MAGNIFICENT.
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FINALLY SOMEBODY
WHO UNDERSTANDS
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THAT SERRATION IS
ONLY GOOD FOR BREAD.
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WOW, THAT
IS SO GREAT.
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YOU KNOW
HOW WE SHALL CELEBRATE?
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YES! DINNER PARTY.
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OH, I WILL BEGIN
A MARINADE TONIGHT.
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WE SHALL INVITE
MANTICLAWS AND ANIMOUS.
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OH, WAIT,
THAT'S AWKWARD.
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PHANTOM, HONESTLY,
I AM FINDING THIS
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SO HARD
TO CARE ABOUT.
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YOU HAVE TO FEEL THE HEFT
TO REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
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SHOPKEEPER, THE LADY WOULD
LIKE TO INSPECT THIS.
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WELL, I'M GONNA GET A NASH.
YOU COMING?
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AND SUFFER
THE EMBARRASSMENT
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OF NOT HAVING ENOUGH
PICKLE FORKS FOR
THE PARTY?
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NO, MY QUEEN, THERE
IS MUCH TO PROCURE.
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BECAUSE MINE GOT
BROKEN, THAT'S WHY.
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GEEZ, HOW'D A THING
LIKE THAT HAPPEN?
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I DON'T KNOW, HANK, PROBABLY
WHEN SOMEBODY WAS
PLAYING WITH IT.
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GO LONG.
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HEY!
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COME ON WITH THAT!
SORRY, SIR.
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YEAH, KEEP WALKING.
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HOLY CRAP,
NO WAY!
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HI.
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I FORGIVE YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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BUTTERFLY KISSES.
LEARNED IT IN PRISON.
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WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA PRETEND
THAT WE JUST ACCIDENTALLY
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RAN INTO EACH OTHER NOW?
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YOU KNOW, DO THAT "FANCY MEETING
YOU HERE" ROUTINE?
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UH, NO.
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COULD IT BE THAT
YOU WERE TAILING ME
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IN A GIGANTIC FLOATING COCOON?
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BY THE WAY, TELL 24
THAT THE CLOAK MODE
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DOESN'T WORK IN FOURTH GEAR.
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SEE, WE NEED YOU.
COME BACK.
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EVERYTHING IS CRAZY.
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HENCHMEN CRY THEMSELVES
TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
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I THINK THE COCOON IS
PROBABLY REALLY BUSTED.
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I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T EVEN TELL.
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THERE'S JUST
SO MANY BUTTONS.
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S-SO MANY BUTTONS.
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CUT TO THE CHASE,
MONARCH.
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DON'T YOU WANNA
CONSOLE ME?
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WHY DO YOU WANT ME BACK --
BECAUSE YOUR TREE FORT
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IS FALLING APART,
OR BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME?
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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
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BECAUSE --BECAUSE
WHEN I USED TO LAY
231
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MY WORLD-WEARY BROW
ON YOUR PERFECT BREASTS
232
00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:14,186
AND FEEL THE PHLEGMY
RUMBLE OF YOUR CHEST
233
00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:16,956
AS YOU TOLD ME,
"THIS IS HEAVEN."
234
00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,224
I BELIEVED YOU.
235
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,592
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
236
00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,328
WHEN YOU THREW ME OUT,
I WAS DEVASTATED.
237
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,763
I WOULD HAVE COME HOME
IF YOU ASKED ME TO.
238
00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,832
YES, I'M THAT STUPID.
BUT YOU DIDN'T.
239
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,534
YOU CALLED ME A WHORE,
AND YOU WENT BACK
240
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,937
TO YOUR "I'LL GET YOU,
DR. VENTURE" SHENANIGANS...
241
00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,104
24: BOSS.
242
00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,104
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
243
00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,639
I WANT YOU TO GROW UP...
244
00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,608
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO JUST WALKED IN.
245
00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,243
WHO?
246
00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,712
DR. VENTURE.
247
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,214
HOLY CRAP!
248
00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,214
WHAT DO YOU WANT
US TO DO?
249
00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:43,983
MOVE IN!
UH, MOVE IN WITH ME.
250
00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,118
WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME
TO SHARE THE BEDROOM
WITH YOU?
251
00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:49,288
NO, DON'T BE AN A-HOLE.
I WAS TALKING TO --
252
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,057
I WAS TALKING TO --
253
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,292
YOU WERE TALKING TO WHO?
TO YOUR HENCHMEN.
254
00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:55,394
I DON'T BELIEVE
I WAS FALLING FOR THIS.
255
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,363
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL.
256
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,432
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT PHANTOM LIMB...
257
00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,867
UH, DOES HE KNOW
HIS CHANNEL'S OPEN?
258
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,703
DAMN,
HOMEBOY THINKS
HE'S THE MACK,
259
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,439
BUT HE'S
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] UP
WITH HIS FEMALE.
260
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,240
HEY, EASE UP ON HIM.
HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
261
00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,876
THE MAN'S HEART
HAS BEEN BROKEN.
262
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:12,078
I AM LEAVING!
263
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,146
CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN ACT
LIKE AN ADULT.
264
00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,282
I AM AN ADULT.
LET ME GO.
265
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,819
PLEASE, PLEASE,
JUST GIVE ME --
266
00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,020
STAY, STAY, STAY.
267
00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,555
JUST, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.
268
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,524
MONARCH! UNHAND HER
THIS INSTANT.
269
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:28,260
[WHIMPERING]
270
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:29,962
AAH! AH!
271
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,331
COME ON, COME ON.
272
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:35,201
YOU, NUMBER TWO
WITH FRIED RICE, GET DOWN!
273
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,876
AH, THERE YOU ARE.
WE'RE ALMOST READY.
274
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,678
JUST HAD TO SWING
BY THE SHOE SHACK.
275
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,747
I SPIED THE PERFECT
ITALIAN ANKLE BOOTS
276
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,016
TO COMPLETE
DEAN'S ENSEMBLE.
277
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,751
DON'T SAY IT.
278
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:55,354
YOU LOOK LIKE
THE MAYOR OF CANDYLAND.
279
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,124
IT'S AN AMBUSH!
BOYS, GET BACK!
280
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:03,963
CAN YOU READ
MY MIND?
281
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,966
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
THAT YOU DO TO ME?
282
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:11,337
HERE I AM, LIKE
A KID OUT OF SCHOOL,
283
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,606
HOLDING HANDS
WITH A GODDESS.
284
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:15,574
I'M A FOOL.
285
00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,513
OH! SON OF A --
286
00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,815
AH! MY GLASSES.
WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?
287
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,451
WHERE ARE
MY GLASSES?
288
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,020
OH, MY GOD.
THANK GOD.
289
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,689
WHAT'S GOING --
I'M GONNA THROW UP.
290
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,961
ONLY ONE SHOT AT THIS.
291
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,664
YOU CAN DO IT.
292
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,467
WHAT THE --
OH, YOU WANT
SOME OF THIS?
293
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,636
OH, DAMN YOU, NERF.
294
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,438
NO.
295
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:48,307
AAH!
296
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,276
HANK.
297
00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,878
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT? OH!
298
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,982
[GRUNTING]
299
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,257
[BLEEP]
MALL COPS!
300
00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:08,661
HENCHMEN, RETREAT!
301
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,767
I WON'T LET YOU KEEP HER,
MONARCH.
302
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:17,103
HELLO, WHAT'S THIS?
303
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,176
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
304
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,245
WHAT THE --
305
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:29,115
YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I HAVEN'T KILLED YOU.
306
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,283
I'M WONDERING
WHERE THE HELL I AM.
307
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,119
THE LAIR
OF THE PHANTOM.
308
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,221
BEHINDS THESE
MODEST WALLS LIES
309
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,989
THE MOST
TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED
310
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,258
SYSTEM OF CONTROLLED EVIL
IN EXISTENCE.
311
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,827
YOU, SIR, ARE SITTING SMACK DAB
312
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,263
IN THE MIDDLE OF LOCATION B
313
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,433
FOR THE GUILD
OF CALAMITOUS INTENT.
314
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,735
YOU LIKE DOING THAT,
DON'T YOU?
315
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,838
OH, YES, NEXT TO
THE "BEHOLD THE GIANT
WALKING DEATH RAY" SPEECH,
316
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,607
"THE WELCOME TO HELL" SPEECH
IS MY FAVORITE.
317
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:57,643
NO, DON'T GET UP.
YOU'VE BEEN SHOT.
318
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,445
SADLY, IT WASN'T FATAL.
319
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,148
I HAVE REMOVED THE BULLET
AND THREE OTHERS,
320
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,016
A BLOW GUN DART,
TWO SHARK'S TEETH,
321
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,985
THE TIP OF A BAYONET,
A TWISTED PAPER CLIP
322
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,586
AND A MEAGER HANDFUL
OF BUCKSHOT.
323
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,788
YOU MAY WANT TO LEARN
HOW TO DUCK.
324
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,423
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES,
I'M GONNA GET UP
325
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,926
AND POUND YOUR SMUG FACE
INTO THAT ARMREST.
326
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,828
SO WHY DON'T YOU SPEND
YOUR LAST MINUTES
OF LIFE
327
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,630
TELLING ME
WHAT WENT DOWN?
328
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,465
IT SEEMS THAT OUR MUTUAL PEST
THE MONARCH
329
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,133
HAS HIMSELF A DEATH WISH.
330
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,303
HE'S OPERATING
IN FULL COSTUMED AGGRESSION
WITHOUT A GUILD LICENSE.
331
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,705
HIS HENCHMEN ARE USING
LEVEL 5 OFFENSE WEAPONS
332
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,675
FOR A LEVEL 1 THREAT --
NO OFFENSE TO DR. VENTURE.
333
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,877
AND HE'S KIDNAPPED
MY GIRLFRIEND.
334
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:34,180
SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
335
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:35,915
NOT ME, WE.
336
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,184
I LEFT OUT ONE SMALL DETAIL.
337
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,853
THE MONARCH ALSO KIDNAPPED
YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.
338
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,689
THE MOST RECKLESS
GRACELESS EXHIBITION
339
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,324
OF HENCHMANISM
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
340
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:49,028
YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL
A BUNCH OF HOT SHOT
YOUNG WANNABES, DON'T YA?
341
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,596
BUT THERE ARE
RULES IN THIS BUSINESS.
342
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,064
IT'S ABOUT FINESSE.
343
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,900
WE DON'T JUST GO IN
GUNS A-BLAZING, WILLY NILLY.
344
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,702
AND WHERE DID YOU GET
REAL GUNS, ANYWAY, HUH?
345
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,804
THOSE AREN'T STANDARD ISSUE.
HAND THEM OVER.
346
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,873
WHAT, IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU?
347
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,741
I SAID, HAND OVER
YOUR FIREARM,
348
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,810
OR I WILL BE FORCED TO --
349
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,916
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP!
WHO ARE YOU?
350
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,318
KEEP UP.
WHERE ARE YOU PARKED?
351
00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:13,352
WHERE AM I WHAT?
352
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,486
YOUR CAR,
WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
353
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,222
WE CAME IN OUR
BODYGUARD'S CAR.
WHY?
354
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,390
BECAUSE MY EX-BOYFRIEND,
THE IDIOT THAT HE IS,
355
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,860
KIDNAPPED YOUR FATHER AND BROCK,
AND PROBABLY MY CURRENT BEAU.
356
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,630
AND YOU TWO ARE GONNA
TAKE ME TO HIM NOW.
357
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,665
WAIT, HOW DO
YOU KNOW BROCK?
358
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,067
HERE IT IS!
359
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,302
WELL, AREN'T
YOU GONNA --
360
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,371
HANK, YOU DRIVE.
I NEVER DRIVE MEN.
361
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:33,839
BROCK WOULD NEVER
LET US DRIVE --
362
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,475
DON'T BE SUCH A CANDY-ASS, DEAN.
GET IN THE BACK.
363
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,510
HEY!
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
364
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,379
YOU HEARD THE WOMAN,
CANDY ASS.
365
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,214
WAIT A SEC.
366
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,783
OKAY, GET IN.
367
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,585
HOW DO YOU KNOW
ALL THIS STUFF, LADY?
368
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:49,922
I NUMBER TWO'D FOR TRUCKULES
WHEN I WAS FIRST
STARTING OUT.
369
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,590
I CAN HOTWIRE ANYTHING.
370
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,225
NO, I MEAN, HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS GONNA --
371
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,593
[ENGINE STARTS]
372
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,395
WHOA.
373
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,631
10:00 O'CLOCK,
2:00 O'CLOCK.
374
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,065
YOU CAN DO THIS, HANK.
375
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,034
THE PEDAL ON THE LEFT --
THAT'S THE CLUTCH.
376
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,502
PUT YOUR FOOT ON IT.
377
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,437
NOW SHIFT INTO FIRST GEAR.
378
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,339
SEE THE LITTLE DIAGRAM
ON THE KNOB,
379
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,374
THAT LITTLE ONE ON IT.
380
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:09,608
[GASPS]
381
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:13,045
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU OUR MOMMY?
382
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,182
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
383
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,654
NICE.
384
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,389
GOD, IT'S UNBEARABLE.
385
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,457
FIRST THE MUTINY,
AND NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE
386
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,826
I'M SHARING THE SAME AIR
AS MY SWORN ENEMY.
387
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:30,663
GOD, I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE --
388
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:31,964
I'M DROWNING
IN MY OWN HATE!
389
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,966
WHAT IS IT WITH THIS
OBSESSION OF YOURS?
390
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,734
WHAT DID I EVER
DO TO YOU?
391
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,770
AH! HOW DARE YOU!
AS IF YOU --
392
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,438
FRANKLY,
IT'S BEGINNING
TO GET A BIT OLD.
393
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,240
OH, AND THEN TO BELITTLE
MY WRATH LIKE --
394
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,441
OH!
395
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:45,711
OH, I WOULD LOVE
TO SMACK THAT SMUG --
396
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,880
MY GOD, GUYS,
CHILL, CHILL!
397
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,682
IF WE'RE GONNA GET OUT
OF THIS ALIVE,
398
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,717
YOU TWO ARE GONNA HAVE
TO PUT ASIDE YOUR DIFFERENCES
399
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,419
AND WORK TOGETHER.
400
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,187
NOW I THINK
I GOT AN IDEA.
401
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,256
IF WE COULD JUST
GET OUR HANDS ON SOME WEAPONS
402
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,124
WE COULD TOTALLY
TAKE THESE GUYS.
403
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,427
YEAH, NO DUH. BUT IF --
JUST IF WE WEREN'T
404
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,329
LOCKED IN A CELL,
OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
405
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,331
THE ARMORY'S
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE COCOON.
406
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,032
WE'D HAVE TO CROSS
THROUGH THE THRONE ROOM.
407
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,235
WHERE
THOSE GUYS ARE,
THOSE SCARY GUYS.
408
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,804
OKAY, WE DON'T
EVEN NEED THE ARMORY.
409
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,373
I'M TALKING ABOUT
MY OWN PERSONAL STASH.
410
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,443
AND WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING
RIGHT UNDER MY ROOM.
411
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,745
TRUST ME, WE CAN CLIMB
THROUGH THE AIR DUCTS.
412
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,981
THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE FITTING
IN THAT THING.
413
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,250
REALLY, YOU'RE
JUST TOO HEAVY.
414
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,619
[BLEEP]!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
415
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,288
MUSCLE GROWTH ACCELERATOR.
416
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,123
JUST A LITTLE NOSTALGIC ITEM
417
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,225
FROM BACK WHEN I WAS
A SCIENTIFIC GOODY-GOODY.
418
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,194
NOT UNLIKE YOUR DR. VENTURE.
419
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,096
NO, WAIT,
I WAS GOOD AT IT.
420
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,630
OH, WHAT IS IT
WITH YOU DICKS?
421
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,065
THE MINUTE AN EXPERIMENT
MESSES UP,
422
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,067
YOU SELL YOURSELF
A PAIR OF TIGHT PAJAMAS
423
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,936
AND BECOME A PROFESSIONAL
PAIN IN MY --
424
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,404
AAAH!
TURN THAT DOWN!
425
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,106
DEAL WITH IT, TOUGH GUY.
426
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,109
AND I DON'T NEED A CLUMSY BULLY
MAKING A MESS OF THIS.
427
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,443
IF THIS INCIDENT GETS OUT,
428
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,112
MY CAREER WITH THE GUILD
IS DONE FOR.
429
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,547
THIS WILL BE HANDLED
SURGICALLY AND QUIETLY.
430
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:58,450
YEAH, YEAH,
WE TEAM UP LIKE
SCULLY AND MOULDER
431
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,219
AND SOLVE MYSTERIES,
BEEN OVER THIS.
432
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,321
I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE
PLAYING MAKE BELIEVE
433
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,590
BUT A LUNATIC HAS
KIDNAPPED MY FAMILY,
434
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,592
AND I'M GONNA DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
435
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,193
NOT WITHOUT ME.
436
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,964
[STRAINING]
437
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,332
THERE WE GO.
438
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,235
A GOOD CALL ON THE WD-40,
SAID THE MONARCH, GRUDGINGLY.
439
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,936
NEVER GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT IT, BUT THANKS.
440
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,205
I HAVE TO ADMIT, YOU PROVED US
WRONG, DOUBLE STUFF.
441
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,942
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
KEEP LAUGHING, WHILE
I TOTALLY EMANCIPATE YOU.
442
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:26,879
GENTLEMEN,
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.
443
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,481
IS THIS THEM?
ARE THESE THEY?
444
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,682
WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?
445
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,718
OUT OF THE WAY!
I AM THE LEADER HERE.
446
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,620
I WILL DISTRIBUTE THE...
447
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:37,456
WARE.
448
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,724
ARE THESE THEY?
449
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,026
YEAH. AND YOU HAVE
TO ADMIT,
450
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:44,229
IT IS A PRETTY
FORMIDABLE
COLLECTION.
451
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,099
YOU [BLEEP] IDIOT!
452
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,834
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS CRAP --
453
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,503
MAKE THEM LAUGH SO HARD
THEY BLOW MALT LIQUOR
OUT OF THEIR NOSES?
454
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,038
NO, I THINK YOU'LL
HAVE THAT COVERED
455
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,340
WHEN YOU
STORM THE ROOM IN
BUTTERFLY COSTUMES.
456
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,677
OH, HA HA HA.
NICE ONESIE, DICK.
457
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,046
DOES IT HAVE SNAPS IN THE BACK
SO YOU CAN MAKE POOPIES?
458
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:04,082
THIS IS
A SPEED SUIT, MISTER.
459
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,451
NOT A ONESIE.
460
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,085
HA, MAYBE THEY'LL THINK
YOU'RE A THREE-YEAR-OLD
461
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,954
WITH PROGERIA
AND TAKE PITY ON US.
462
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,556
OH, IN YOUR FACE!
463
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:12,991
WILL YOU STOP THAT?
THIS IS EXTRA AMUSING
464
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,893
AND EVERYTHING,
BUT WE'VE GOT US
465
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,361
A COCOON TO TAKE BACK.
466
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,563
WITH TOYS.
467
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,698
TOY, SCHMOYS.
CHECK THIS ACTION --
468
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,035
AN OFFICIAL LICENSED
LORD OF THE RINGS
REPLICA SWORD.
469
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,369
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
470
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,905
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
THAT IS MINT IN BOX!
471
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,707
NOT EVEN A SCAR.
472
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,477
DID YOU LOOK AROUND THE NIPPLE
OR THE BELLY BUTTON.
473
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,245
SOMETIMES THEY PUT 'EM IN
THROUGH THERE.
474
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:36,381
LOOK, SHE IS ALL WOMAN.
I'VE EXPLORED EVERY
SUBTLE INCH OF HER,
475
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,850
AND I FOUND NOTHING
BUT NECTAR.
476
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,652
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
MAYBE THE MONARCH'S
JUST BETTER EQUIPPED.
477
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:43,121
YOU ARE STRAPPING ON
AN ULTRA LIGHT
GYRO PACK.
478
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,224
THEY'RE ONLY ISSUED
TO TOP RANKING GUILD
OPERATIVES.
479
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,526
OH, I MEAN,
BETTER EQUIPPED.
480
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,862
SHE WAS KIDNAPPED,
ALL RIGHT?
481
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,997
KIDNAPPED!
YEAH, JUST SAYING.
482
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,699
LOOK, ARE YOU READY?
HOW DO YOU...
483
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,535
UP, DOWN, SIDE, SIDE,
READY WEAPON.
484
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,570
LEFT HAND OPERATES
SPEED AND TARGETING,
485
00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,771
JUST LIKE A HELICOPTER.
486
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,274
JUST LIKE
MY KIND OF HELICOPTER.
487
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:02,274
LET'S GO.
488
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,244
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HIT ME
WITH "LOCK AND LOAD."
489
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,945
THE NIGHT
IS STILL YOUNG!
490
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,914
LEFT, TURN LEFT.
491
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,816
I'M DRIVING.
YES, WE KNOW.
492
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,784
MOMMY, HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHERE TO GO?
493
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,953
I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY!
AND I PUT A TRACER
494
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,955
ON THE MONARCH
WHEN WE WERE FIRST DATING.
495
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,190
HANK, TAKE THIS RIGHT.
496
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,292
I'M DRIVING!
I'M A DRIVER!
497
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,494
WE KNOW.
YEAH, A TRACER.
498
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,496
YOU DO STUFF LIKE THAT
WHEN YOU DATE SUPER VILLAINS.
499
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,698
WHERE DID YOU PUT IT?
IS IT IN HIS BRAIN?
500
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,834
OR IS IT LIKE
A SECRET TRACER TOOTH?
501
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,836
NO, I HID IT IN MY MOUTH,
AND I JAMMED IT UP --
502
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,072
HONEY, LIKE I SAID, YOU DO
SOME PRETTY STRANGE THINGS
503
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,341
WHEN YOU DATE SUPER VILLAINS.
504
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,745
I'M SO KEEPING THIS THING.
505
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,914
IT'S THE FIRST NET CANNON
I'VE USED THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.
506
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,149
THEY USUALLY JUST
MESS UP THE GUY'S HAIR.
507
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,418
PROTOTYPE.
I'LL GET YOU SOME
MORE NET CARTRIDGES.
508
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,619
THANKS.
509
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,988
HEY, THAT KILLER HAND THING
IS PRETTY COOL.
510
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,390
CAN YOU GET ME
ONE OF THOSE?
511
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,858
THAT'S ALL ME --
THE OUTCOME OF
512
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,960
THE BOTCHED EXPERIMENT
THAT MADE ME EVIL.
513
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,261
I SO CALLED THAT.
514
00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,196
SO, WE DONE HERE
OR WHAT?
515
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,998
IT'S JUST THOSE GUYS
OVER THERE.
516
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,200
I WANNA SHOW YOU
THAT TWIN DOUBLE ROLL THING.
517
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,635
YOU'RE MAD, SIR.
518
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,237
IT CAN'T BE DONE
WITHOUT A TRAMPOLINE.
519
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,638
OH, WAIT,
LET ME DO THIS.
520
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,341
YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
FOLLOW MY LEAD. CLASSIC.
521
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,110
OH, SWEET MERCY!
522
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:16,214
I'VE BEEN RENT ASUNDER
BY YOUR VIOLENCE.
523
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:19,751
BE MERCIFUL
AND FINISH ME OFF.
524
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,721
HAVE A HEART!
PUT ONE BETWEEN HIS EYES!
525
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:28,427
MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO DO IT?
GIVE ME THOSE GUNS!
526
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:38,637
WELL MATCHED.
527
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,238
YOU DID THAT
WITH HIS OWN FINGER.
528
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,773
EH, IT'S JUST ONE GUY.
529
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,275
YOU SHOW OFF.
530
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,945
[CAR ENGINE APPROACHES]
MY CAR.
531
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,614
OH, I JUST FIXED IT!
532
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,216
Limb: MY QUEEN.
BROCK, I DROVE!
533
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,952
BOYS, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
THIS IS A JOKE.
534
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:55,654
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
535
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,189
WHERE'S DOC?
536
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,424
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO -- READ THEIR
FORTUNES?
537
00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,494
THEY ARE MAGIC THE GATHERING
CARDS, NOT TAROT CARDS.
538
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,396
YOU CAN THROW THEM
AT THEIR HEADS.
539
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,965
THEY CATCH A CORNER OF ONE
OF THOSE, AND THEY'RE GONNA
KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM.
540
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,667
WE'RE GONNA GET
OUR ASSES KICKED.
541
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,535
WE DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKFAST.
542
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,939
GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME
WE TAKE BACK THE COCOON.
543
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,340
HANDS IN THE CENTER.
544
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,643
WHO WOULD LIKE
TO LEAD US IN PRAYER?
545
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,911
Mechanical voice:
SMASH PUNY HUMANS.
546
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,580
DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
547
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,551
ON THREE.
548
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,920
ONE, TWO,
549
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,555
THREE!
550
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:39,498
CAPTIONING PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOS
551
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,755
WELL, HIS VITAL SIGNS
SEEMED TO BE FINE.
552
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:07,159
WHAT? YOU TOLD ME YOU NEVER PUT
A TRACER ON ANOTHER MAN BEFORE.
553
00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,428
WHOO, GLAD I WASN'T THE
FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR.
554
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:10,662
WHO ARE ALL
THESE PEOPLE?
555
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,764
ARE THEY ALL MOMMY'S
OTHER BOYFRIENDS?
556
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,666
STOP CALLING ME YOUR
[BEEP] MOMMY!
557
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,168
COME ON,
DON'T KILL 'EM.
558
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,270
FROM WHAT I'VE GATHERED
THE MONARCH IS ONLY GUILTY
559
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:19,671
OF POOR JUDGEMENT.
560
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,440
AND NOT BEING ABLE
TO GET OVER ME.
561
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,141
AS YOU WISH,
MY QUEEN.
562
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,676
HE'S ONLY A MAN --
563
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,279
AND NO MAN IS IMMUNE
TO YOUR CHARM.
564
00:22:27,345 --> 00:22:28,714
[SCOFFS]
NO MAN.
565
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,316
I'M STILL LOOKING
FOR SCARES ON HER.
566
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:33,952
WHAT?
567
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,554
I'M A
SUPER VILLIAN.