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YOU'RE COLONEL GATHERS?

2
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WHAT?
OH, NO YOU DON'T!

3
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
WHO SENT YOU, YOU BASTARD?

4
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SPECIAL AGENT IN TRAINING
BROCK SAMSON REPORTING
FOR DUTY.

5
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DON'T YOU SALUTE ME,
YOU BASTARD!

6
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LEAVE THAT LITTLE JOHN-JOHN CRAP
BACK IN BILOXI.

7
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YES, SIR.

8
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AND DON'T "SIR" ME,
DAMN YOU!

9
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YOU'RE NOT
IN THE MARINES ANYMORE.

10
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THIS IS INTELLIGENCE.
START USING IT!

11
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OKAY, COLONEL.

12
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CALL ME HUNTER.

13
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NOW LET ME GET
A GOOD LOOK AT YOU.

14
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GOOD GOD, THEY'RE MAKING THEM
BIG NOWADAYS.

15
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DON'T THEY KNOW
THERE'S A GAS CRUNCH ON?

16
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LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOU.

17
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AHEM.
SAMSON, BROCK.

18
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BORN OMAHA, NEBRASKA
TO A SINGLE MOTHER.

19
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HALF-SWEDISH, QUARTER POLISH,
QUARTER WINNEBAGO.

20
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YOU LOST
YOUR VIRGINITY AT 14,

21
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HAVE ONE BROTHER,
AND YOU ENJOY MOTORCROSS.

22
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THE BROCK SAMSON
YOU KNEW AND WERE IS DEAD.

23
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANKENSTEIN!
YOU'RE OUR BABY NOW.

24
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ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO
WHATEVER YOUR COUNTRY
ASKS OF YOU?

25
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YES.

26
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CAN YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD ABOUT YOU
WHEN CONFRONTED

27
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WITH MIND-BLOWING WEIRDNESS
AT EVERY TURN?

28
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YES.

29
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ARE YOU READY
FOR ANYTHING?

30
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YES.

31
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ARE YOU STILL READY
FOR ANYTHING?

32
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LESSON NUMBER ONE,
TRUST NO ONE.

33
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THE MINUTE CRAPPED OUT
THE THIRD CAVE MAN,

34
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A CONSPIRACY WAS HATCHED
AGAINST ONE OF THEM.

35
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GET UP, DAMN YOU!

36
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[GROANING]

37
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STRAP HER ON, KID.
YOUR TRAINING STARTS NOW.

38
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WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU,
YOU'LL BE A MEMBER OF
THE ELITE AGENCY

39
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THAT'S BEEN THANKLESSLY
DEFENDING THIS BIG ASS COUNTRY

40
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SINCE THE SECOND REVOLUTION --
THE INVISIBLE ONE.

41
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WELCOME TO THE OFFICE
OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE, SAMSON.

42
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SHOULDN'T BE GONE TOO LONG.

43
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COMPOUND'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD
SECURITY SYSTEM.

44
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BUT IF ANYONE MANAGES
TO BREAK THROUGH,

45
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WE ALSO HAVE A PANIC ROOM.

46
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I DOUBT
YOU'LL NEED THAT, THOUGH.

47
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OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD.
DEAN.

48
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ANY QUESTIONS?

49
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YES, ONE.

50
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?

51
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THE MONTHLY
HEAD LICE CHECK.

52
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FIGURED I'D GET IT
OUT OF THE WAY

53
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SO YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT IT.

54
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OH, WAIT.

55
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OKAY, YOU BOYS GET INTO YOUR PJs
AND YOU COME SAY GOODNIGHT.

56
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THEY'RE GONNA
BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

57
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BROCK SAMSON,

58
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THE MOST FEARED MAN
IN ESPIONAGE,

59
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A NANNY?
PATHETIC.

60
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BROCK, YOUR TALENTS
ARE WASTED

61
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ON THESE CIVILIANS.

62
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QUIT THE OSI,
GO FREELANCE WITH ME.

63
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WE WOULD MAKE SUCH A TEAM.

64
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SAVE IT MOL,
THIS IS MY JOB.

65
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WELL, WAS UNTIL
I GOT THIS MISSION.

66
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SO FOR THE NEXT
COUPLE OF DAYS,
IT'S YOURS.

67
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I'M TRUSTING YOU
TO PROTECT THESE
PEOPLE.

68
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FROM WHAT?
BED BUGS AND TUMMY ACHES?

69
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HEY, YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW MANY ENEMIES
DR. VENTURE HAS.

70
00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,553
WE GET INTO SOME PRETTY
HOT SITUATIONS HERE.

71
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BROCK,
WHICH OF THESE
LOOKS BETTER --

72
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THE VELOUR
OR THE ITALIAN KNIT?

73
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OH, HELLO.

74
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HEY, DOC, THIS IS
MOLTOV COCKTEASE.

75
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I HIRED HER
TO WATCH OUT FOR YOU GUYS
WHILE I'M ON ASSIGNMENT.

76
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CHARMED.
OH, AND I GOT
SOME IODINE ON THIS.

77
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DO YOU HAVE TIME TO
GET THAT OUT FOR ME?

78
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SAY THE WORD
AND HE'S DEAD.

79
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WE COULD BE
IN MONACO BY MIDNIGHT.

80
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UH, DOC, COME HERE
WITH ME A SECOND.

81
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DID YOU CHECK
HER REFERENCES?

82
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OH, GREAT. SHE'S ONE
OF YOUR HUSSIES, ISN'T SHE?

83
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YOU'RE PUTTING MY LIFE
IN THE HANDS OF A HUSSY.

84
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SHE'S A MERCENARY,
NOT A HUSSY.

85
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DID YOU HAVE...

86
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RELATIONS WITH HER?

87
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NO, I DIDN'T.

88
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HMM, WELL, THEN
RUSTY CALLS DIBS.

89
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GOD, SHE MUST EXERCISE
NIGHT AND DAY.

90
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HI, I'M HANK.

91
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NO, IT'S NOT COSTING
YOU ANYTHING.

92
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WHAT IS SHE --
AN INTERN?

93
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SHE GETTING CREDIT FOR THIS
IN MURDER SCHOOL?

94
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I WORKED OUT A TRADE.

95
00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:05,979
YOU KNOW HOW
RUSSIANS ARE GOOFY
FOR AMERICAN JEANS.

96
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WELL, I SNAGGED
A PLANE LOAD OF THEM

97
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LAST TIME WE WERE
DOWN IN BOLIVIA.

98
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[GASPS]
MANACONDA!

99
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[MOLTOV SCREAMING]

100
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SHE'S NIMBLE.
I'LL GRANT YOU THAT.

101
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CAN SHE CLOSE
THE DEAL?

102
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WAIT.

103
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EWW.
WOMANACONDA.

104
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[HORN HONKS]
THAT'S ME.

105
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LATER, DOC.
LATER, BOYS.

106
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YOU TAKE CARE
OF 'EM, MOL.

107
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WELL, LET'S SAY
WE GET YOU SETTLED IN.

108
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SHALL I MAKE UP
THE FOLD-OUT COUCH

109
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IN MY DAD'S OLD STUDY
FOR YOU?

110
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OR WOULD YOU
BE MORE COMFORTABLE
IN THE MASTER SUITE?

111
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GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT.

112
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I AM HERE ONLY
AS A FAVOR TO THAT MAN,

113
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WHOSE FEET YOU AREN'T
EVEN FIT TO KISS.

114
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I AM NOT PROTECTING YOUR LIVES,
I AM SAVING HIS.

115
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BECAUSE BY THE TIME
HE GETS BACK,

116
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YOU WILL NO LONGER
NEED A BABYSITTER.

117
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I'M GOING TO TURN YOU
INTO MEN.

118
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THE AGENCY THANKS YOU
FOR TAKING THIS HIATUS

119
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FROM OPERATION RUSTY'S BLANKET.

120
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THIS IS A STANDARD
OFFICE OF SECRET INTELLIGENCE
FIELD KIT.

121
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THERE HAVE BEEN
SOME NEW ADDITIONS

122
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SINCE THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE BRIEFED.

123
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TAKE A MOMENT TO FAMILIARIZE
YOURSELF WITH --

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'KAY. 'KAY.

125
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USELESS.
NEVER USE 'EM.

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SMOKES.
THESE, I CAN USE.

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DO THEY DO ANYTHING STUPID?

128
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WELL, THE FILTERS
EACH HOUSE A TINY --

129
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OH.

130
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AT LEAST TAKE THE PEN.

131
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NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU
MIGHT NEED A PEN --

132
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OR IS IT?

133
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GO AHEAD, ASK ME
WHAT IT DOES.

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THIS IS MY FIELD KIT.

135
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THIS THE CLIENT?

136
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YES, SIR. ROGUE AGENT.
ONE OF OUR OWN.

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HUNTER!

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DID YOU KNOW HIM?

139
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HE WAS THE SECOND-CLOSEST THING
TO A FATHER I EVER HAD.

140
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BUMMER.
'CAUSE WE NEED
HIM DEAD.

141
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48 HOURS AGO,
HE WENT AWOL

142
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WITH 40 MILLION
OF THE AGENCY'S MONEY

143
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AND A HEAD FULL
OF NATIONAL SECRETS.

144
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HE WAS
SPOTTED IN GENEVA,

145
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BUT HE VANISHED BEFORE
WE COULD BRING HIM IN.

146
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NOT BEFORE
HE KIDNAPPED THE ENEMY'S

147
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TOP PLASTIC SURGEON,
THOUGH.

148
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SO HOW DO I FIND HIM?

149
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CAPTAIN SWALLOW WILL
BRIEF YOU FROM HERE.

150
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IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
MEETING YOU, MR. SAMSON.

151
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GOOD LUCK TO YA.

152
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CAN'T SWIM, MY ASS!

153
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YOU'RE FROM LAND OF LAKES
COUNTRY, DAMN YOU!

154
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YOU JUST HAVEN'T BEEN
PROPERLY MOTIVATED.

155
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YES. YES!

156
00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,659
YES, DO IT.
DO IT!

157
00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:09,295
DAMN IT, YOU ARE
READY FOR THE FIELD!

158
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[GRUNTING]

159
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STAND DOWN!
STAND DOWN!

160
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[WHIMPERING]

161
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SERPENTINE!
SERPENTINE!

162
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IF I WAS THE ENEMY,
YOU'D BE DEAD
ALREADY!

163
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MACRONESIA.

164
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THIS IS WHERE HE LOST THE SIGNAL
FROM THE HOSTAGE'S

165
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SUBCUTANEOUS HONING CHIP.

166
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OUR GUESS IS COLONEL GATHERS
IS STILL SOMEWHERE
IN THAT VICINITY.

167
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WE NEED TO FIND HIM
AND TAKE HIM OUT QUICKLY --

168
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BEFORE HE HAS TIME
TO CHANGE HIS IDENTITY
AND DISAPPEAR FOREVER.

169
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HOW WAS THE LOBSTER?

170
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EXCELLENT.

171
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BUT MACRONESIA IS
THREE DAYS AWAY BY SUB.

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WHAT IS THIS --
A '59?

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'58.

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HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET THERE IN TIME?

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NOT "WE,"
YOU.

176
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AND NOT VIA SUBMARINE.

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VIA THIS.

178
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DRAGON, EAGLE, MANTIS.

179
00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,684
MONKEY, TIGER,
SNAKE, LEOPARD.

180
00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,853
THESE ARE CALLED THE MAIMERS.

181
00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,788
AAH!

182
00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,057
STRIKE AT YOUR ENEMY
WITH ONE OF THESE,

183
00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,759
AND THEY WILL BE
YOUR ENEMY NO MORE.

184
00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,728
BOOP.

185
00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,197
THIS IS CALLED BINDING.
WITH MY OPPONENT
IN THIS HOLD,

186
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I CAN HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM.

187
00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,635
NOW, SPAR!

188
00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,307
HA! IT WORKS!
I NEVER USED TO BEAT HANK!

189
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WHO DA MASTER!
WHO DA MASTER!

190
00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,212
FOCUS, HANK!

191
00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,214
YOUR OPPONENT HAS
YOU ON YOUR BACK!

192
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ARE YOU GOING
TO LET HIM WIN?

193
00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,254
AAH!

194
00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,089
SHO NUFF!

195
00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,524
HANK!

196
00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,292
YOUR IMPROVISATION
WAS EXCELLENT,

197
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,528
BUT WE'RE NOT UP
TO WEAPONS TRAINING
YET.

198
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HOLY CRAP,
YOU MADE ME
KILL DEAN!

199
00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,036
SUDDEN DROP
IN BLOOD PRESSURE.

200
00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,105
HE'S ONLY PASSED OUT.

201
00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:00,640
OH.

202
00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,976
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR, PIN HIM!

203
00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,479
[ALARM BLARES]

204
00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,447
[BEEP BEEP]
YEAH.

205
00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,917
SAMSON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

206
00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,919
I'M KINDA OF IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE, MOL.

207
00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:15,554
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE
TO HANDLE THEM.

208
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,590
PLEASE, OF COURSE I DID.

209
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,960
BUT YOU NEGLECTED TO TELL ME
THIS COMPOUND IS BUILT

210
00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:26,565
ON TOP OF AN INDIAN
BURIAL GROUND!

211
00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:29,702
CRAP! IS IT THE ANNIVERSARY
AGAIN ALREADY?

212
00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,371
LOOK, YOU WANNA CALL
DR. ORPHEUS.

213
00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:34,340
HE'S A NECROMANCER.

214
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,008
HE'S RIGHT OVER
IN THE EAST WING.

215
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,144
HE'LL CLEAR THAT
RIGHT UP, NO PROBLEM.

216
00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:40,046
LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

217
00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,914
YOU GOTTA KEEP
THIS CHANNEL CLEAR

218
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:45,017
UNLESS IT'S A REAL EMERGENCY.

219
00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:01,267
NORMALLY, I'D JUST COME OVER

220
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,135
AND TAKE CARE OF THIS
ON THE 25th.

221
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,037
BUT I FORGOT
THIS WAS A LEAP YEAR.

222
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,540
AND WELL, THE APACHES
DIDN'T HAVE THOSE.

223
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:11,243
SO EASY TO LOSE TRACK
OF MATTERS TEMPORAL
IN MY VOCATION.

224
00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,279
MY APOLOGIES FOR THE ERROR,
MISS, UH...

225
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,147
COCKTEASE.

226
00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,049
OH, UM, OF COURSE.
HOW DO YOU DO?

227
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,086
GEE, THANKS FOR COMING.
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T
STAY LONGER.

228
00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,854
WELL, I DON'T REALLY
HAVE TO BE ANYWHERE.

229
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,023
I SAID,
GOOD DAY, SIR.

230
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:27,393
WELL, AFTER THAT
RIGMAROLE, I COULD
USE A NIGHT CAP.

231
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,328
CARE TO JOIN ME?

232
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,130
I'VE BEEN
SQUIRRELING AWAY

233
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,566
A BOTTLE OF
COOKING SHERRY FOR
A SPECIAL OCCASION.

234
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,634
BUT, UH, WELL HECK,

235
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,503
THIS IS CAUSE ENOUGH
FOR CELEBRA--

236
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,940
SOME OTHER TIME,
THEN.

237
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,608
NO, NO.
IT SOUNDS
DELIGHTFUL.

238
00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:44,810
I'LL GET
THE GLASSES.

239
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:07,533
HOWEVER WILL WE
PASS THE TIME?

240
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,906
[GROANING]

241
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,111
[WHISTLING]

242
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:22,114
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH DANICA PATRICK?

243
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,883
I'M OVER HER.
YOU WANT THIS?

244
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,551
NAH, NOT MY TYPE.

245
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,953
WANNA KEEP
THE FUN TACK, AT LEAST?

246
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,426
MARY LOU RETTON, TOO?
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU?

247
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:35,061
DEAN, DEAN.

248
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,363
I SOMETIMES FORGET
YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME.

249
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,098
BY A LOUSY FOUR MINUTES.

250
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,233
MAYBE IN FOUR MINUTES
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

251
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,602
IT TOOK A REAL WOMAN
TO FINALLY SHOW ME

252
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,237
THAT THESE GIRLS --

253
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,006
FINE ATHLETES AND EASY
ON THE EYE, BOTH --

254
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:49,375
WERE BUT THE MERE
CRUSHES OF A BOY.

255
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:53,379
AND YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE LOOKING AT A MAN.

256
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,581
YOU FINALLY
GOT 'EM?

257
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,484
A GENTLEMEN NEVER ASKS
AND A LADY NEVER TELLS.

258
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:08,360
MORNING, MOLTOV.
I MADE YOU --

259
00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:09,929
HANK?

260
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,897
YOU SHOULDN'T SNEAK UP
ON MY LIKE THAT.

261
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,732
[WATCH BEEPS]

262
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:16,235
VENTURE RESIDENCE,
HANK SPEAKING.

263
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,404
HANK, HEY, PAL.
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU --

264
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,172
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

265
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,741
SAMSON, WHERE ARE YOU?

266
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,710
COME ON, MOL.
YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.

267
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,745
AH, SO YOU DO REMEMBER
HOW TO BE A SPY.

268
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,681
WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?

269
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,316
WHY? YOU MISS ME?

270
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,051
I MISS THE MAN
YOU USED TO BE.

271
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,253
PERHAPS YOU'LL FIND HIM
ON THIS MISSION?

272
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,322
AH, THERE YOU ARE.
LISTEN, TODAY'S THE DAY

273
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,257
I DO MY MARKETING --
OOH, IS THAT BROCK?

274
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,126
CHECKIN' UP
ON US, EH?

275
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,461
WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY
YOUR PRETTY BLOND HEAD
ABOUT ME.

276
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,864
WHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR
LITTLE VACATION,

277
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,466
ME AND MY HOTSHOT
NEW BODYGUARD WILL BE

278
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,835
SKIPPING DOWN TO
THE BOHEX, THANK YOU.

279
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,770
WHY IS MY BROTHER
DRESSED LIKE THAT?

280
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,439
I DIDN'T ASK.

281
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,474
I THOUGHT YOU TWO JUST LIKED
TO DRESS LIKE IDIOTS.

282
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,343
HEY!

283
00:12:57,409 --> 00:13:00,646
AND DON'T TELL ORPHEUS,
BUT I BORROWED HIS
SUNDAY PAPER,

284
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,414
WHICH MEANS --
THAT'S RIGHT --

285
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,751
DOUBLE COUPONS.
OW! HANK!

286
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:17,196
[SIGHS]

287
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,198
WHEN DO WE GET
TO DO SOMETHING?

288
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,833
STAKE OUTS
ARE 80% OF THE JOB.

289
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,535
DON'T PULL AT THAT!

290
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,570
A CONVINCING COVER
IS THE OTHER 20%.

291
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,505
[SIGHS]

292
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,874
SO, NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.

293
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,910
NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.
THEM'S RULES.

294
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,778
SEPARATES US
FROM THE BADDIES.

295
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,647
WHAT IF SHE'S AN ENEMY AGENT?

296
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,647
UNH-UNH.

297
00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:36,849
AN ASSASSIN?
NO.

298
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:40,219
A DOUBLE AGENT ASSASSIN
WHO JUST KILLED THE PRESIDENT?

299
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,188
NO, SIR.
NONLETHAL TAKEDOWN ONLY.

300
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,290
THE PRESIDENT SHOT
THE PRESIDENT ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW THAT.

301
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,058
AH.

302
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,060
HOW ABOUT, YOU KNOW, UH,

303
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,762
A LADY DRACULA?

304
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,364
YOU MEAN, LE VAMPIRE?
NOSFERATU?

305
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:53,866
YES.
UNDEAD.

306
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,868
NOT TECHNICALLY A WOMAN
IN THAT REGARD.

307
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,570
SO YOU GOT
NO BEEF THERE.

308
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,271
ALSO, FICTITIOUS.

309
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,373
DO NOT EAT THAT!
IT'S C-4!

310
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,275
WOMAN!

311
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,278
50 LAPS.
NO LUNCH UNTIL
YOU'RE THROUGH.

312
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,846
YES, MA'AM.

313
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,648
I THOUGHT
I WAS EXCUSED.

314
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,383
YOUR FOOT DOES NOT
EXCUSE YOU FROM TRAINING.

315
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:14,019
EVERYTHING THROUGH CHAPTER FOUR
BY NOON.

316
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,222
Hank: THAT'S ONE!

317
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,961
AHEM, MISS --

318
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,230
DR. VENTURE,
I DIDN'T REALIZE.

319
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,332
OH, NO, IT'S FINE.

320
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:29,335
I WAS THINKING OF
PAINTING AN ACCENT WALL
THERE, ANYWAY.

321
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,070
YOU KNOW, JAZZ UP
THE RUMPUS ROOM A BIT.

322
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:34,073
YOU'RE BLEEDING.
LET ME HELP YOU.

323
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,111
[PANTING]
12!

324
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,980
HEY, DEAN!

325
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,116
TRIANA,
THANK GOD!

326
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,051
NICE BOD.

327
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,487
THANKS, I'VE BEEN
WORKING OUT...

328
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,155
A LOT.

329
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,157
HEY, WE CAME OVER
TO USE THE POOL.
IS THAT COOL?

330
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,928
NO, IT'S NOT COOL.
NOTHING IS COOL.

331
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,529
HMM.

332
00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,766
YOU SEEM A LITTLE WEIRD.
ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

333
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,269
SHE'S KILLING US.

334
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,337
LISTEN, WE KINDA GOT OFF
ON THE WRONG FOOT,
YOU AND I.

335
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,974
AND I DON'T MEAN THE ONE
YOU JUST KICKED MY TEETH
IN WITH.

336
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:12,044
SO FINE, IF YOU'RE NOT
INTERESTED IN 135 POUNDS

337
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,346
OF GRADE-A AMERICAN
COME AND GET IT,

338
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,015
I CAN RESPECT THAT.

339
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,485
BUT, UH, WE CAN,
AT LEAST, BE FRIENDS,

340
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,453
RIGHT?

341
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,668
SO, TELL ME, FRIEND,
YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS.

342
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:38,604
THE WHOLE RUSSIAN
MAIL ORDER BRIDE DEAL
ON THE INTERNET --

343
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,339
IS THAT
ON THE UP AND UP?

344
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,074
I WOULDN'T KNOW.

345
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,043
BECAUSE THOSE CHINESE
ONES ARE A REAL RACKET.

346
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,246
THE DAMN THING
WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN
THE CRATE SHOWED UP.

347
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,448
AND HANK -- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HIS DEAL IS.

348
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,817
IT'S LIKE
HE'S ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS.

349
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,086
THE SCOOBY DOO KID?
WHERE DID HE GO?

350
00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:56,655
HE'S SWIMMING LAPS.

351
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,957
AW.

352
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:00,726
[GIGGLING]

353
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,861
OH, WOULD YOU MIND?

354
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:05,664
I ONLY ALLOW BROCK TO SMOKE
OUTSIDE OR IN THE HANGAR.

355
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,499
ALLOW HIM?

356
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,102
YOU DO NOT ALLOW
BROCK SAMSON TO
DO ANYTHING.

357
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,338
HE ALLOWS YOU
TO LIVE.

358
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,373
AND EVERY DAY
THAT HE DOES SO,

359
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,241
YOU SHOULD BOW DOWN
AND THANK --

360
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,777
[KNOCK ON GLASS]

361
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,950
EW, MILK BREATH.

362
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,652
INCREDIBLE.

363
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,487
HANK, WE'VE GOT
BIG TROUBLES.

364
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,989
THE APACHES
ARE BACK!

365
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,989
WHAT?

366
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,625
LOOK, TEEPEE
IN YOUR TRUNKS.

367
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,862
UGH.

368
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,099
MY PANTS ARE HAUNTED!
MY PANTS ARE HAUNTED!

369
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,538
IT'S TIME.

370
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:49,274
YOU BETTER SKEDADDLE.
THIS MIGHT GET HAIRY.

371
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,180
<i>NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.</i>

372
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,916
SO, YOU HAVE TURNED.

373
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,220
[YAWNS]

374
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,591
[HUMMING]

375
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,060
HMM?

376
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:10,796
HE-HELLO?

377
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,965
MISS COCKTEASE?

378
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,734
ANYONE?

379
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,037
HMM.

380
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,808
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU KEPT IT.

381
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,443
[SNIFFS]

382
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:26,078
[MOANS]

383
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,981
[MOANING]

384
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,956
I LIKE IT
WITH THE BOOTS ON.

385
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:41,593
AAAH!

386
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,430
AAAH, YOU COCK TEASE!

387
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,500
[SCREAMS]

388
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,369
DOES IT HURT,
MY LITTLE SAMSON?

389
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,939
LET MAMA KISS IT BETTER.

390
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,548
INCREDIBLE.

391
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:07,252
KIDDING!
INCREDIBLE!

392
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,824
HEY, WAIT!

393
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,027
OH, SHE TOOK
THE CIGARETTES!

394
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:22,835
OH.
OW!

395
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:42,120
DO YOU WANT ME, HANK?
YES, MA'AM.

396
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,756
YOUR FATHER WOULD NEVER
LET US BE TOGETHER.

397
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:47,059
HE'S A BIG OLD DOODYHEAD

398
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,994
WHO WANTS ME ALL
TO HIMSELF.

399
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,229
HE'S A JERK.

400
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,231
YES, HANK, HE IS.

401
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:56,535
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ABOUT IT?

402
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,937
KILL POP,
KILL POP, KILL POP!

403
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,506
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY KILL POP.

404
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:02,174
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

405
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,409
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

406
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,311
YOU SHOULD KILL POP.

407
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,780
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

408
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,057
[MOANS]

409
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,859
[GASPS]

410
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,574
FATHER.
YES, HANK.

411
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,142
I WANT TO KILL YOU.

412
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,311
THAT'S NICE.
PLAY PIRATE
SOMEWHERE ELSE, BOY.

413
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,580
YOUR FATHER'S BUSY.

414
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,523
HANK, NO!

415
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,560
HEY, DON'T!

416
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:58,630
MOLTOV!
I WANT TO...

417
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,766
COME ON, BABY!

418
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,601
WHOO!

419
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,804
STOP, SON!

420
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,506
STOP IT!
STOP!

421
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,575
BACK! I DON'T HAVE
ORDERS TO KILL YOU,

422
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,577
BUT I WILL
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY.

423
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:14,813
PLEASE, THE COLONEL
GAVE ME A MESSAGE
FOR YOU.

424
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,016
"BROCK, I KNEW
THEY'D SEND YOU.

425
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,918
AFTER 40 YEARS,

426
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,887
I'M FINALLY TIRED
OF THE GAME.

427
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,722
THE YEARS
OF SECRETS AND LIES,

428
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,791
OF LIVING WITH
THE CONSTANT DANGER
OF BEING EXPOSED.

429
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,093
I KNOW YOU'LL
UNDERSTAND, BROCK!

430
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,063
I KNOW
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND."

431
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:34,166
I HAVE MY ORDERS.
HE'D UNDERSTAND THAT.

432
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:37,502
PLEASE, LET HIM
HAVE HIS PEACE.

433
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,404
I INTEND TO.

434
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,039
WHAT THE --

435
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,708
WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO TO HIM?

436
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,710
ONLY WHAT
SHE ASKED ME TO DO!

437
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,712
THIS MAN WAS
LIKE A FATHER TO ME!

438
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:50,215
THINK OF THIS WOMAN
LIKE A MOTHER TO YOU.

439
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,183
AAH!

440
00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:53,285
YOUR FATHER.
YOUR MOTHER.

441
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,587
YOUR FATHER.

442
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,456
YOUR MOTHER!

443
00:20:57,522 --> 00:21:01,126
HE'S YOUR MOTHER!

444
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,765
<i>NO WOMEN, NO CHILDREN.</i>

445
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:13,505
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND,
OLD FRIEND.

446
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,375
WHOO, THAT TOOK
A LOT OUTTA ME.

447
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,710
YOU GONNA BE OKAY?

448
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,881
OKAY.
HAD TO BE SURE.

449
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,487
CAPTIONING PROVIDED
BY TURNER STUDIOS

450
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,579
ALL SET.

451
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,748
YOU CAN'T TELL ME
YOU DON'T MISS

452
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,684
THE ACTION, THE DANGER.

453
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:01,053
THE MORAL AMBIGUITY,
THE WEIRDNESS.

454
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,921
YET YOU CHOOSE
TO LIVE HERE.

455
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,725
LAST CHANCE, SAMSON,
WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?

456
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:11,063
SORRY, MOL,
BUT GO TEAM VENTURE.

457
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,964
BYE!

458
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:14,966
WHERE'S HANK?
UP IN HIS ROOM.

459
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:17,636
OUR LITTLE MAN
IS GROUNDED.

460
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,504
GET THIS, I'M WORKING
IN THE LAB, RIGHT.

461
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,973
AND HANK SLEEPWALKS IN,
HAULS OFF AND SMACKS ME
IN THE HEAD

462
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,911
WITH A PAPER MACHE SWORD,
PEES HIS PANTS,
AND PASSES OUT.

463
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:27,846
SO, I DIDN'T MISS MUCH?

464
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:28,847
WHAT'S THERE
TO MISS?