HEY, DOC.
DOC, I FOUND SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT --
THAT'S MY SHIRT.
IS IT? I FOUND IT IN THAT BOX.
TAKE IT OFF! YOU'RE STRETCHING IT OUT!
WHAT DO YOU CARE? IT'S BEEN IN A BOX FOR 20 YEARS.
ARE YOU THROWING THIS STUFF OUT --
'CAUSE WHO CAN'T USE ANOTHER SWEATER VEST?
COOL GUYS.
IT'S WAY TOO TIGHT. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
YEAH, YOU LOOK GREAT.
INSULTS, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED ME AWAY FROM MY SPRING CLEANING FOR?
NO, CHECK THIS OUT.
WELL, IT'S OLD, BUT WE COULD PROBABLY GET A FEW BUCKS FOR IT.
GOOD FIND.
NOT THE CAMERA. WHAT I FOUND INSIDE IT.
HELLO, RUSTY!
IT'S GRANDPA. HE'S ALIVE!
TRAPPED IN THE PHANTOM ZONE.
I WAS JUST KIDDING.
YOU WERE ALWAYS SUCH A VIDEO BUFF.
ONCE I TOLD HIM -- ONCE -- I WANTED TO MAKE VIDEOS.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW EVERY HOLIDAY
IT'S CAMERAS, HOW-TO BOOKS.
YEAH, POP, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU,
I'M REALLY NOT THAT INTO NECKERCHIEFS.
YOU WEAR THEM WELL.
WHAT DID HE SAY? GO BACK.
WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU IS A MATTER
OF THE GRAVEST IMPORTANCE, RUSTY.
IT HAS TO DO WITH THOSE MYSTERIOUS
DEEP SPACE RADIO SIGNALS.
YOU KNOW, THE ONES I RECEIVED BACK WHEN YOU WERE JUST A BOY.
[GARBLED COMMUNICATION]
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
YOU CAN'T WALK ON THE RED ONES 'CAUSE THEY'RE LAVA.
RUSTY, PLEASE!
WELL, AFTER 10 LONG YEARS,
I FINALLY TRANSLATED THE BROADCAST.
I FOUND SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY --
A MESSAGE FROM FAR ACROSS TIME AND SPACE
ADDRESSED TO ME PERSONALLY.
IT HAS TO DO WITH MY LATEST INVENTION --
THE GREATEST OF MY CAREER, OR ANYONE'S.
OOOH! KA-CHING!!
TURN IT UP. I SMELL MONEY.
THEY WARNED ME THAT MANKIND
WAS STILL TOO IMMATURE TO BE TRUSTED WITH IT.
THEY TOLD ME TO DISMANTLE IT
BEFORE IT GOT INTO THE WRONG HANDS.
BUT THEY ALSO TOLD ME
THAT THE FATE OF THE PLANET HINGED UPON MY MACHINE
BEING ACTIVATED ONCE.
THAT'S WHY I'VE SCATTERED THE MAIN COMPONENTS
IN SECRET LOCATIONS ACROSS THE GLOBE.
SO, NO ONE --
SOMEONE'S COMING! THEY KNOW!
HA HA HA, FALSE ALARM.
OKAY, GET A PEN.
ONCE ASSEMBLED, THE DEVICE MUST BE ACTIVATED
AT PRECISELY MIDNIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY
ON MAY 4th OF YOUR 44th YEAR...
DOC, THAT'S, LIKE, TOMORROW.
IT WILL BE UP TO YOU, RUSTY.
GOOD LUCK, GODSPEED,
AND GO, TEAM VENTURE!
FIRST PIECE IS ON SPIDER SKULL ISLAND.
DAMN IT, MY BROTHER. BIG MAN.
YES, DEAN, YOU'RE A BIG MAN NOW.
BROCK AND I ARE -- LADIES MEN!
STEP BACK!
I AM TRAVELING FROM AN INCREDIBLY DISTANT STAR
TO OBSERVE THE WAYS OF YOUR PLANET.
OH, I CAN FEEL THAT IN MY CHONIES.
...YOUR ENTIRE RACE AS MY SAMPLE SUBJECTS.
BROCK, THERE'S A 12-FOOT MAN IN OUR POOL
POINTING A BEAM AT MY HEAD -- DO SOMETHING.
WHISPERING IS FUTILE!
THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL, SEES ALL.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, OKAY?
DO NOT SPEAK TO ME!
DO NOT ALTER YOUR NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY.
YOU KNOW NOT THE ELABORATE CRITERIA
BY WHICH YOU ARE BEING JUDGED.
IGNORE MY PRESENCE AND GO ABOUT YOUR EARTHLY BUSINESS.
[SIGHS]
Dean: HERE'S SOME HAM TURKEYS FROM THANKSGIVING 1968,
AND A BUNCH OF YOUR OLD HOMEWORK.
OH, NEAT! YOU WROTE A FAN LETTER
TO THE HERCULOIDS WHEN YOU WERE 10?
HEY! HEY HORSES.
IT'S NOT A FAN LETTER.
HE CALLS THEM HIPPIES FOR NOT FIGHTING IN VIETNAM.
IGNORE ME!
SWING 'ROUND BACK AND HAVE THE X2 RUNNING.
I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE.
HE'LL NEVER EVEN KNOW WE WERE HERE.
AAH!
QUE ES ESO?
AHOY! WHO GOES THERE?
[PUNCHES LANDING, GRUNTING]
AH, GEEZ. YOU PEOPLE.
HEY, IT'S THAT GHOST PIRATE AGAIN.
WHO ISN'T A GHOST, OR A PIRATE EVEN, REALLY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
AH, WELL, YOU NEVER SEEM TO USE THE BOAT
SO I-I KINDA STARTED SLEEPING HERE.
ONLY A COUPLE OF NIGHTS A WEEK AT FIRST.
YOU TRY FINDING A JOB
WITH NOTHING ON YOUR RESUME BUT "FAKE GHOST PIRATE."
GET TO THE POINT. YEAH, YEAH, GEEZ.
ANYHOO, I WAKES UP ONE DAY,
AND THERE'S THIS LITTLE FELLA STANDING THERE.
AND HE TELLS ME ITS HIS BOAT NOW
ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR PA ATE HIM UP WHEN HE WAS WEE.
HE HIRED ME ON AS THE SHIP'S CAPTAIN.
SO, REALLY, IT'S KINDA
MORE MY BOAT THAN YOURS AT THIS POINT.
MET HER LAST WEEK IN IBIZA AT FIESTA SCIENTIFICO.
IT'S NOT SERIOUS.
THAT WAS LAST WEEK?
DAMN POST OFFICE MUST HAVE LOST MY INVITATION.
I'M SURE.
HERE WE ARE.
SO, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS FAMOUS TAPE OF YOURS.
IT WILL BE UP TO YOU, RUSTY.
GOOD LUCK, GODSPEED,
AND GO TEAM VENTURE.
THAT PART ALWAYS CHOKES ME UP.
WELL, I DID HAVE A PITCH TO THE PENTAGON TOMORROW,
BUT I GUESS I CAN MOVE IT. THIS SEEMS PRETTY IMPORTANT.
"BLAH BLAH BLAH" WHO INVITED YOU?
JUST LEND US THE DAMN BOAT FOR A FEW HOURS.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS ALONE, RUST.
THREE MORE PIECES
SCATTERED AROUND THE GLOBE IN 16 HOURS.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING -- TWO TEAMS?
THREE.
YOU TAKE THE X-1. THE CAPTAIN AND I WILL TAKE THE X-2.
THE BOYS CAN PICK UP THE FOURTH PIECE IN THE XX1.
WE'LL RENDEZVOUS IN NEW YORK.
HELLO? WHO'S RUNNING THIS SHOW?
EVERYONE READY?
All: GO TEAM VENTURE!
SO MUCH COOLER THAN OURS.
WE GOTTA GET UNCLE J.J. TO MAKE ONE OF THESE FOR POP.
SPACE INVADERS!
HE'S GOT SPACE INVADERS IN THE LOUNGE.
AND HE'S GOT A LOUNGE!
JESUS JONES!
AH, NOW THERE WAS A BAND.
YEP, BACK IN THE SUMMER OF '91.
WE ALL THOUGHT THEY WAS GONNA BE THE FUTURE OF ROCK N' ROLL.
THEY SOUND GREAT. WERE GREAT.
THEY'RE NOT AROUND ANYMORE?
NO, SIR. NOT SO'S ANYONE WOULD NOTICE ANYWAY.
[BUZZING]
[groans] EW, THROW UP.
QUEST BELL ONE, THIS IS JONAS VENTURE, JUNIOR.
REQUEST PERMISSION TO BOARD.
WA-HOO!
COME ON, RUSTY! KEEP IT UP.
I CAN HELP, POP.
NO, JONAS, NO! I WAS DOING FINE. LET GO!
I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP!
WAKE UP, DOC.
WAKE UP, WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
OH, I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THOSE CRAPPY DREAMS.
THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE.
GREAT, YOU CAN READ MY MIND.
IGNORE ME!
YES, I CAN.
HELLO? COLONEL GENTLEMAN?
WHERE ARE YOU?
ARE YOU HOME?
MAYBE HE'S NOT HERE.
POP SAID HE'D RADIO HIM WE WERE COMING.
POP FORGETS MY NAME HALF THE TIME.
COME ON, LET'S LOOK AROUND.
MAYBE HE LEFT, LIKE, A NOTE OR SOMETHING.
FOUND HIM!
COLONEL GENTLEMAN, HI.
IT'S HANK AND DEAN VENTURE.
WE'RE HERE FOR --
[GASP]
ARE YOU COPS? COPS? US?
ARE YOU COPS?
LET ME HANDLE THIS, CHAIRMAN.
NO, SIR, WE AIN'T 5-0.
YOU-YOU H-H-HOLDING?
NO, WE AIN'T, CAPTAIN.
WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR AN OLD GIZMO ABOUT YE BIG.
A FEW YEARS BACK, THIS FELLOW'S OLD MAN
LEFT IT WITH YOUR OLD MAN.
MY OLD MAN?
YES, YOUR FATHER WAS --
WHOA! DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER!
DON'T TOUCH HIM!
YOU CAN'T GET COOTIES FROM A DEAD BODY, DEAN.
NOT COOTIES, HANK, CLUE-TIES.
WE NEED TO PRESERVE THE CRIME SCENE
BECAUSE I SMELL A MYSTERY.
WELL, I SMELL DEAD GUY.
AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MYSTERIES, SHERLOCK HOMO.
IF WE DON'T FIND THAT PIECE OF GRANDPA'S THING, THEN...
THEN...
WAIT, WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DON'T FIND
THAT PIECE OF GRANDPA'S THING?
I DON'T KNOW.
[YELLING]
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN, WILL YA?
YOU WOULDN'T WANNA HURT THE DOCTOR, WOULD YA?
YOU'RE A DOCTOR?
WELL, I'M NOT A MEDICAL DOCTOR.
I JUST HAVE A Ph.D.
THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S A DOCTOR.
AND HE CAN WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR, OH,
ANYTHING YOU MIGHT NEED.
OH, RIGHT.
UM, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE, MR. QUEST?
I'M IN REAL PAIN.
CHECK THIS OUT.
"DEAR DIARY, ANOTHER DREARY PARTY
AT THE FROST'S FLAT.
BUT, OH, THE BITCHES WERE IN RARE FORM TONIGHT."
SKIP AHEAD. MAYBE LATER HE TALKS ABOUT GRANDPA'S THING.
WAIT, THERE'S SOME KIND OF A LIST.
COULD BE A CLUE.
"TOYS COLONEL GENTLEMAN WISHES HE HAD WHEN HE WAS A LAD,
BUT THEY WEREN'T INVENTED YET.
MICRONAUT,
SCOOBY DOO MONSTER GAME, WHICH WITCH,
AT-AT IMPERIAL WALKER,
STAY ALIVE, THE SURVIVAL GAME."
WHAT IS THAT -- CODE?
"COLONEL GENTLEMAN'S GOOD NAMES FOR AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
COLONEL GENTLEMAN'S HOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES
WHO NEED A SMACK IN THE MOUTH."
THIS IS A CRAZY PERSON'S DIARY.
AAH!
YOU FOUND IT! GOOD EYE, HANK.
Dean: VENTURE 2 TO VENTURE 1.
WE'RE COMING IN FOR A LANDING, COPY?
ROGER, VENTURE 2.
YOU'RE CLEAR FOR LANDING.
NEXT STOP NEW YORK.
OH, STOP YOUR SOURPUSSING.
WE GOT WHAT YOU NEEDED.
WORLDWIDE HEADQUARTERS OF IMPOSSIBLE INDUSTRIES,
AND ALLEGEDLY THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED
SKYSCRAPER IN THE NATION.
YEAH, SO?
AH, BUT WHAT STOOD IN THIS VERY SPOT 20 YEARS AGO?
ANYONE?
IT WAS VENTURE INDUSTRIES WORLD HEADQUARTERS, THANK YOU.
SOMEWHERE IN THAT FOUNDATION IS THE LAST PIECE
OF MY FATHER'S LITTLE PUZZLE.
AND PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE IS JUST GONNA LET YOU
DIG UP HIS BASEMENT.
YEAH, HOW ABOUT YOU STICK TO THE HEAVY LIFTING
AND LEAVE THE HEAVY THINKING TO THE SUPER SCIENTIST?
OLD DOC'S GOT SOMETHING EVEN MY BROTHER DOESN'T HAVE --
SOMEONE ON THE INSIDE.
GOING SOMEWHERE, SALLY?
I-I JUST HAVE TO PICK
A FEW THINGS UP AT THE STORE, RICHARD.
STOP THE NONSENSE. I'LL SEND A MAN OUT.
JUST TYPE UP A LITTLE LIST.
NO, I WANT TO GO. I-I NEED SOME FRESH AIR.
WELL, ALL RIGHT. I'LL ALLOW IT THIS TIME.
WILL YOU BE TAKING THE CHILD?
NED'S GOING TO WATCH HIM.
OH, I'M NOT REALLY...
COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.
WHY NOT? HE'S RETARDED, SALLY.
YOU'VE SEEN OF MICE AND MEN. YOU KNOW WHAT CAN HAPPEN.
PLEASE, CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE THE CHILD WITH HUGGIE?
STOP CALLING HIM "THE CHILD," RICHARD!
HIS NAME IS ROCKET!
AND I'M NOT LEAVING HIM WITH YOUR CRAPPY ROBOT!
SALLY! WHY, THAT'S ALMOST CHURLISH.
AND YOU'RE VISIBLE!
WHAT'S THIS REALLY ABOUT?
YOU CAN'T REPLACE FAMILY WITH A ROBOT, RICHARD.
WE NEED REAL HUMAN AFFECTION!
THAT'S WHY HUGGIE'S PROGRAMMED
TO SIMULATE IT, SWEETNESS.
[GROANS]
PLEASE, RICHARD,
LET ME GO.
YES, YES, PERHAPS THE FRESH AIR
WILL, UH, CALM THE FEMALE --
DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF, RICHARD.
GOOD BYE.
HMM. REAL HUMAN AFFECTION.
PERHAPS A PILL OR A BURST OF GAMMA RADIATION, OR --
WAIT A MINUTE! SALLY, WAIT!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY?
HELLO AGAIN, SALLY.
DR. VENTURE!
WHEN YOU CALLED ME, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU NEVER ANSWERED ANY OF MY LETTERS.
I WORRIED YOU'D FORGOTTEN ME AND MOVED ON.
BUT I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE.
THE ONLY THING THAT MADE MY LIFE BEARABLE
WAS THE HOPE THAT SOMEDAY
YOU'D COME FOR ME AND ROCKET.
WHERE IS YOUR BOY -- ROCKY, WAS IT?
I HAD HIS UNCLE NED TAKE HIM TO THE PARK, JUST WHERE YOU SAID.
ARE YOU SURE HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR HUSBAND?
NO, NO.
I PROMISED HIM A GREAT, BIG ICE CREAM CONE
IF HE COULD KEEP A SECRET.
ICE CREAM! NO, DUDE, WAIT!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STAY ON THE --
BAD MAN TAKE NED'S ICE CREAM!
[CRIES]
NAP TIME.
SOMEONE WANNA HELP ME WITH THE HUMAN CALLOUS HERE?
ANYONE? LITTLE HELP?
SALLY,
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED YOU TO DO FOR ME
BEFORE WE GO OFF AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
OH, DR. VENTURE, ANYTHING.
JUST DO ONE THING FOR ME.
PINCH ME! BECAUSE I MUST BE DREAMING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REALLY HERE!
IT'S OKAY, LADY. I SEE HIM, TOO.
THIS IS JUST WRONG, MAN,
EVEN FOR YOU.
LOOK AT HER!
I HAVE WATCHED YOU PULL A MAN'S EYES FROM HIS HEAD
AND MAKE HIM DANCE LIKE A MARIONETTE WITH HIS OWN OPTIC NERVES.
AT LEAST I DIDN'T BREAK HIS HEART.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
Computer: ACCESS GRANTED. WE'RE IN, LOVER.
WELCOME, MRS. IMPOSSIBLE.
UM, FUNNY FACE,
THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE BASEMENT.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S NOT!
HELLO.
PICK UP EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED AT THE STORE, HONEY?
OH, GREAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR RESCUE TEAM.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
YOU HAD SUPER KILL GUY, AND YOU STILL GOT CAUGHT.
YOU SEE, DR. VENTURE, I FOUND THE PIECE
YOUR FATHER HID IN THE FOUNDATION YEARS AGO.
THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU IN PHYSICS CLASS.
YOU WERE A DAYDREAMER, A SASS MOUTH,
AND NOT INFREQUENTLY A BIT OF A GIGGLEPUSS.
SOMEHOW I DOUBT 20 YEARS OF AMPHETAMINES AND FAILURE
HAVE DONE ANYTHING TO IMPROVE THAT.
AND, YOU SEE, THIS INVENTION IS SIMPLY TOO IMPORTANT
TO TRUST WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOURSELF.
RICHARD, WHERE'S ROCKET?
WHOM?
ROCKET! YOUR SON!
[MUMBLES]
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
H.E.L.P.e.R, COME IN.
OH, NOW HE'S BOSSING MY ROBOT AROUND! YOU SEE THIS?
WAIT, YOU HAVE A RADIO ON YOUR COLLAR?
OF COURSE, WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOT WOULD STRAP
HIS ONLY MEANS OF EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION TO HIS WRIST?
THEY ALWAYS TIE YOU UP.
OH, WELL, FANCY SCHMANCY.
H.E.L.P.e.R., WE NEED YOU TO ACCESS
THE IMPOSSIBLE SECURITY SYSTEM AND GET US FREE.
[BEEPING]
Inquisitor: HELLO, ANYONE?
OKAY, THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR
IS COMING OUT.
BUT YOU ARE TO CONTINUE TO IGNORE ME.
OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, I'M TAKING THAT AS A YES.
HELLO?
[ROCKET COOING]
SOMEONE LEFT A BABY.
IGNORE ME!
HALT. IDENTIFY YOURSELF.
HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HE'S MINE?
THE WAY YOU ALLEY CAT AROUND
WITH EVERY WASHED-UP SCIENTIST WHO BLOWS THROUGH TOWN.
THREE,
TWO,
ONE.
ENGAGE.
HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE! YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
STOP WORKING ON THAT AND DO SOMETHING.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR FAMILY, RICHARD?
SSSSS....
SCIENCE?
OF ALL THE INTOLERABLE BUGABOOS.
GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A FAMILY DISCU-- OH!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH, DO YOU?
I AM PROFESSOR RICHARD IMPOSSIBLE!
I CAN DO THIS!
Dean: HOLY CRAP!
AAAH!
MAN OVERBOARD.
AAAH -- OH.
[STRAINING]
GO, GO, GO!
OH, WEIGHT LIMIT EXCEEDED.
[WATCH ALARM BEEPS]
Inquisitor: GOOD NEWS, SAMPLE SUBJECT OF EARTH,
THE GLORIOUS MOMENT OF JUDGMENT IS UPON YOU!
HEY, IT'S $8.20 ON THE METER, STRETCH!
IGNORE ME!
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
LONG STORY. JUST IGNORE HIM.
PAPA?
[BABY TALK]
WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHERE YOU CAN'T FOLLOW, RUSTY.
DON'T GO. THERE'S SO MUCH I WANNA ASK YOU,
SO MUCH I WANNA ASK YOU, SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.
LIKE, WHAT'S THAT BIG YELLOW THING IN POP'S LAB DO?
AND IF YOU DROP A PENNY FROM THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,
DOES IT GO THROUGH YOUR WHOLE BODY OR WHAT?
BOYS, QUIET, I'M TRYING TO HAVE A FAMILY MOMENT HERE.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS?
WHY HAVEN'T YOU CONTACTED ME?
HOW CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALL ALONE?
OH, RUSTY,
YOU WERE NEVER ALONE.
THOSE STARS -- WELL, OKAY, YOU CAN'T
SEE THEM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE CITY.
BUT THOSE STARS --
THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING US.
WAIT, STAY WITH US!
YES, PLEASE STAY.
I'M YOUR OTHER SON. WE'VE NEVER MET.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY YOUR FATHER, OKAY?
I'M AN ALIEN WHO WAS SENT HERE AT THIS APPOINTED TIME
TO KILL THAT GUY BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE
DESTROYED ALL LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT.
I TOOK THE FORM OF YOUR DAD
BECAUSE I FIGURED IT WOULD BE EASIER TO ACCEPT.
I DIDN'T WANNA STRESS YOU OUT.
END OF THE WORLD, LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
WHY...
YOU...
SON OF A BITCH!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST PUT ME THROUGH?
WHAT THE [BLEEP] WERE YOU THINKING?
WHAT KIND OF [BLEEP] UP PLANET ARE YOU FROM
WHERE YOU THINK SHOWING UP AS MY DEAD [BLEEP] FATHER
IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER?
OKAY, TAKE IT EASY. YOU PRICK!
LOOK, I JUST SAVED YOUR ENTIRE PLANET.
PRICK!
OH, FINE, YOU WANNA SEE? HERE!
THERE. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER?
IF I SHOWED UP LIKE THAT OUT OF NOWHERE?
YOU PRACTICALLY CRAPPED YOUR PANTS!
EXCEPT HIM, HE CRAPPED HIS PANTS.
WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING UP THERE, OKAY?
SO DON'T SECOND GUESS ME.
JUST GET IN YOUR LITTLE PLANE, GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE LIVES,
AND THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS SOMEONE IN THIS UNIVERSE
IS LOOKING OUT FOR YOU,
UNGRATEFUL LITTLE HALF MONKEYS.
UM, BYE.
WHATEVER.
GREAT, SO WE HAUL ASS ALL OVER THE WORLD,
ALMOST GET OURSELVES KILLED,
AND NOW, NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT, NOT EVEN GAS MONEY.
WE DID KINDA, LIKE,
SAVE THE WORLD, I GUESS.
AND THAT BIG GUY FINALLY SHUT UP.
AND WE WORKED TOGETHER, LIKE A FAMILY.
GO, TEAM VENTURE!
CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY TURNER STUDIOS
LIFE AMONG THE STARS.
PRETTY AMAZING STUFF, HUH, CAPTAIN?
YEPPERS, BOSS.
I'M SORRY. ROCKET, NO.
HE LIKES YOU. OH, I'M --
SALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
NOT THAT YOU KNOW OF. I'M JONAS.
JONAS VENTURE, JR.
YOU CAN CALL ME J.J., IF YOU LIKE.
I LIKE. WHOO!
YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE OLD HUMPBACKS A-CALLING.
YEP.
WE BETTER GET MOVING, BROCK.
YOU KNOW HOW CLINGY OLD SKULL FACE OVER THERE CAN GET.
AND I LIKES MY INDEPENDENCE.
THAT'S PRETTY F-ED UP, MAN.
OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU WERE SUCKED IN
BY ALL THAT "YOU'RE NOT ALONE" CRAP, TOO.
I'VE SEEN SOME
WEIRD STUFF IN MY LIFE, BUT THIS.
OH, YEAH.
SHOULD WE HELP HIM?
THAT IS BLOODY GOOD SOUP.