[WOLF HOWLS]
>> UNDERLAND.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> WE WERE ROBBED, NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.
>> I DON'T KNOW, POP.
THEY WON FAIR AND SQUARE.
THE IMPOSSIBLE FAMILY MADE A REALLY CONVINCING FANTASTIC 4.
>> DON'T MAKE EXCUSES FOR YOUR BROTHER, DEAN.
HE BLEW IT FOR ALL OF US.
HENRY ALAN VENTURE, ARE YOU HEARING THIS?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
>> I AM THE BAT.
>> YES, YES, YOU'RE THE BAT.
AND THE BAT IS THE REASON WE DIDN'T TAKE BEST GROUP COSTUME,
MISTER--AGAIN!
LAST YEAR, IT WAS DOROTHY, THE SCARECROW, THE COWARDLY
LION, AND THE BAT.
OH, AND HOW ABOUT THE TIME WE WERE THE HARD-ROCKING QUARTET
OF GENE SIMMONS, PAUL STANLEY, ACE FREHLEY, AND THE BAT?!
>> THE NIGHT IS MINE.
>> SELL IT SOMEWHERE ELSE, HANK.
IT'S NOT ME YOU SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO.
POOR BROCK SPEND A MONTH SEWING HIS GROUP THEME APPROPRIATE
COSTUME.
>> THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE WON BEST COSTUME.
>> WHAT IS THAT, SASS I HEAR?
OH, LOOK, EVERYBODY-- HANK'S BACK.
>> THE RECIRCULATED AIR ON MY CHEST ISN'T BAD IF--OW!
>> WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> MY TONGUE KEEPS GETTING CAUGHT IN THE MOUTH SLIT.
>> DON'T STICK IT IN THE SLIT THEN.
>> I CAN'T HELP IT.
IT'S MADDENING.
[WOLF HOWLS] >> [PANTING]
HE'S HERE, YOUR GRACIOUSNESS.
>> WHO?
>> DR. VENTURE, YOUR-- >> UGH!
SAY IT AGAIN, AND IT WILL BE YOUR LAST...
TIME SAYING HIS NAME.
QUICK!
TO THE SCIENCE WORKS!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> WE'RE ABOUT TO PASS OVER UNDERLAND.
I'M GONNA GO AROUND.
>> WHAT AM I, MADE OF EXPERIMENTAL SUPERSONIC JET
FUEL?
IT'S SHORTER THIS WAY.
>> IT'S SMALLER THAN DELAWARE, DOC.
IT WON'T TAKE LONG.
LET'S JUST PLAY IT SAFE.
>> FIRE UP THE ATOMIC SUPER MAGNET!
>> ALL HAIL BARON UNDERBHEIT.
>> FULL POWER!
READY YOURSELF TO THROW THE SWITCH ON MY ORDER!
WHEN THEY ARE WITHIN RANGE, WE SHALL PLUCK THEM FROM THE SKY
LIKE A GLEAMING METAL PEACH FROM A GIANT BLUE TREE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
OH, MY SWEET LITTLE RUSTY.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I LONGED FOR THIS MOMENT?
HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN SINCE...
COLLEGE?!
UND NOW, BARON UNDERBHEIT FINALLY EXACTS HIS SWEET
REVENGE.
>> SIR, ARE YOU SURE THAT-- >> NOW!
SAY HELLO TO GOOD-BYE, DR. VENTURE!
MUH HA HA HA HA HA-- OH, THAT HURT.
>> LOST TWO OF OUR ENGINES!
>> I'M A BAT, I'M A BAT, I'M A BAT, I'M A BAT...
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
OH!
WHAT'S UP WITH MY FILLINGS?!
>> CAN'T...
KEEP HER...
TOGETHER!
>> LOCK DOWN AUXILIARY POWER.
>> GOTTA MAKE IT TO THE BORDER.
>> CHEWY, LOOK DOWN AUXILIARY POWER!
MINE FIELD.
>> I SEE IT!
>> EVERYBODY, GET IN THE BLACK BOX!
IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE!
>> [SIGHS] THANK GOD.
OUT OF UNDERLAND.
VENTURES, SOUND OFF.
>> [GROANS] OH, YEAH.
PRETTY SURE MY SCOLIOSIS IS GOING THE OTHER WAY NOW.
>> OH!
MY BUTT WON'T STOP MAKING A FIRST.
>> [GROANS] AT LEAST YOU HAVE ONE.
>> YOU'RE BLESSED WITH YOUR FATHER'S ASS, DEAN.
LEARN TO LOVE STADIUM CUSHIONS.
I TOLD YOU TO LOCK DOWN-- >> WE DON'T HAVE AUXILIARY
POWER!
THIS MIGHT GET UGLY FAST, DOC.
HERE.
TAKE THIS.
[GRUNTS] IT'S LOADED WITH ARSENIC.
O.S.I. STANDARD FIELD ISSUE.
>> JEEZ!
CAN YOU BE ANY MORE DRAMATIC?!
UNDERBHEIT'S ALL BLUSTER, AND YOU KNOW IT.
>> DOC, THE GUY STILL BLAMES YOU FOR--
>> THAT CRAP WITH HIS JAW-- NEVER PROVEN.
AND COME ON.
IT'S BEEN, LIKE, 20 YEARS.
HE CAN'T STILL BE MAD ABOUT THAT.
>> LOOK AROUND, JACKASS!
NOT YET.
WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
AND DON'T TAKE ALL OF IT.
>> OR ELSE WHAT?
I'LL ACCIDENTALLY OVERDOSE ON POISON?
>> I MEAN SHARE IT WITH THE BOYS.
>> COOL!
SECRET SUPER SPY SUICIDE TOOTH?!
SIGN ME UP!
>> OH, OH!
KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN COOLER?
>> MMM...
CHERRY ITALIAN ICE TOOTH.
>> YEAH.
>> [GROWLING] >> IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME.
>> [GROWLING] WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!
PUT THEM IN THE HOLDING CELLS WHILE I DECIDE HOW THEY ARE TO
DIE.
>> WE DON'T-- WE DON'T HAVE HOLDING CELLS,
YOUR THOUGHTFULNESS.
>> NO HOLDING-- FINE.
THEN PUT THEM IN...
THE PANTRY.
WAIT!
LEAVE THAT ONE WITH ME.
>> HANK!
>> DEAN!
>> SO...
THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP YOURSELF HIDDEN FROM BARON UNDERBHEIT?
YOU'RE MUCH HEALTHIER-LOOKING THAN THE OTHERS.
SO TENDER, SO SOFT.
BUT YOU COULD USE SOME FATTENING UP.
YOU WILL MAKE A MOST EXQUISITE DINNER...
GUEST.
>> WHAT?!
>> I SAID "THANK YOU FOR BEING MY DINNER GUEST."
HOW IS YOUR TIMBER WOLF?
>> WHAT?!
>> OH, THIS IS NO GOOD.
HANG ON.
[LOUD SCRAPING]
THERE.
IT'S MUCH COZIER THIS WAY, DON'T YOU THINK?
>> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH POP?
>> YOUR FATHER IS RESTING COMFORTABLY IN A MAKESHIFT
HOLDING CELL.
SOON-- >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY
BROTHER?!
>> HE, TOO, IS BEING HELD-- >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR
SECRET AGENT BODYGUARD?!
>> THEY'RE ALL IN THE SAME PLACE, OK?!
PLEASE.
THEY'RE ALL IN YOUR PAST, AND TONIGHT IS ABOUT THE FUTURE.
EAT SOMETHING PLEASE.
THE BOUNTY OF UNDERLAND IS YOURS TO ENJOY.
>> GO FISH!
I'M NOT FATTENING MYSELF UP FOR YOU!
IF YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME, THEN YOU CAN JUST--JUST--
>> [LAUGHTER] >> ...DEAL WITH THE GRISTLE!
>> IS THAT WHY YOU THINK I BROUGHT YOU HERE?
THAT IS RICH!
I WILL HAVE TO TELL MANSERVANT THAT ONE, UND HE WILL HAVE TO
LAUGH.
HEE HEE HEE.
>> YOU--YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT ME?
>> AH HA HA HA!
OF COURSE NOT!
I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU THE SECOND-MOST POWERFUL PERSON
IN UNDERLAND.
>> WOW!
NEAT!
>> SO, YOUR ANSWER'S YES?
NOT THAT YOU HAVE A CHOICE.
EXCELLENT!
WE WILL BE MARRIED IN THE MORNING, THEN--
>> WHAT?!
EW!
I'M NOT MARRYING YOU!
>> I KNOW.
YOU'RE WORRIED IT WON'T WORK OUT.
IT'S TRUE.
I'VE BEEN MARRIED SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE.
7, IN FACT.
THEY RESISTED AT FIRST, TOO, BUT THEY CAME AROUND--
AS YOU WILL.
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, HOPELESSNESS IS THE GREATEST
APHRODISIAC IN UNDERLAND.
>> [SCREAMS] NO!
>> MY DEAR...
I DON'T WANT YOU ON YOUR BACK THIS SOON.
WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING.
[SNICKERING] [LAUGHING]
>> BETTER GET THIS BACK TO THE CAVE AND RUN IT THROUGH THE
COMPUTER FOR PRINTS.
>> DAMN IT!
WHAT THE HELL DOES HE WANT DEAN FOR?
>> NATURAL SELECTION.
SINGLE OUT THE WEAKEST OF THE PACK, SEPARATE HIM FROM
THE OTHERS.
UH, THAT WAS ADDRESSED TO ME.
"YOU AND YOUR GUESTS ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO ATTEND THE
UNHOLY UNION OF HIS MALEVOLENCE BARON VERNER UNDERBHEIT IV
AND YOUR DAUGHTER DAWN.
EXECUTION TO FOLLOW."
>> I HAVE A SISTER NAMED DAWN?!
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THIS FROM ME?
>> HANK, NO.
>> DON'T DEFEND HIM, BROCK!
YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS, DIDN'T YOU?
DOES DEAN?
WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD US?
>> BROCK, YOU SPEAK CRAZY.
DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.
>> HANK...
BARON UNDERBHEIT-- >> GOOD GRAVY!
YOU'RE RIGHT, BROCK.
THIS IS JUST WHAT HE WANTS-- FOR US TO TURN ON EACH OTHER!
AND I PLAYED RIGHT INTO THEIR HANDS.
DAMN IT!
>> [GASPS] WHO ARE YOU?!
>> THE WALLFLOWER!
SO WE MEET AGAIN.
>> NO, NO.
WALLFLOWER HAD THAT THING ON HIS HEAD.
>> LAMEST VILLAIN EVER.
>> OH, YOU'RE DR. VENTURE!
>> WHO THE HELL WANTS TO KNOW?
>> SO IT IS TRUE.
YOU ARE IN UNDERLAND.
THIS IS A RESCUE.
COME!
FOLLOW ME!
COME!
THAT'S RIGHT!
JUST LIKE ME!
I'LL LEAD THE WAY JUST LIKE THIS!
>> I'M SO EXCITED I CAN HARDLY SLEEP.
SHE'S JUST SO--SO UNLIKE THE OTHERS.
SUCH SPUNK!
UND HER DISDAIN FOR ME-- IT'S SWEETER SOMEHOW.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
PLEASE, MANIC 8-BALL, TELL ME NOW!
I'VE BEEN BURNED BY LOVE BEFORE.
WILL THIS MARRIAGE BE A SUCCESS OR NOT?
OH, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO?!
AT LEAST TELL ME IF SHE'LL LAST LONGER THAN THE OTHERS.
OH!
I KNEW IT!
I HAD A FEELING ABOUT HER.
OH, TELL ME, MY FALLEN ADVISOR, JUST ONE MORE THING AND I
PROMISE I WON'T ASK ANY MORE.
HA HA.
WILL I HAVE A BOY?
[LAUGHS] YOU'VE MADE YOUR BARON A HAPPY
MAN!
UND TO REWARD YOU, I GRANT YOU YOUR RELEASE...
FOR ONE HOUR SO THAT YOU MAY COME TO THE
WEDDING.
UGH!
>> OH.
HERE WE ARE.
COLONEL CATCLOPS CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MEET YOU!
>> WELCOME, COMRADES, TO THE UNDERGROUND.
[WOLF HOWLS]
>> I USUALLY DO MY OWN HAIR.
>> DON'T BE TOO PROUD OF THAT, HONEY.
UGH!
WHAT ARE YOU CONDITIONING WITH, KEROSENE?
>> HEY!
>> OH, TOUCHY!
I CAN'T WORK MY MAGIC IF YOU DON'T WORK WITH ME, HONEY.
OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THIS!
SHE'S GOT AN ASS LIKE A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY!
I'M SO JEALOUS.
>> NO WONDER THE MASTER LIKES HER.
OOPS!
NO, I DI'N'T!
>> OH, YOU!
YOU ARE CRUISING FOR AN EXECUTION, GIRLFRIEND.
>> HONEY, I HAVE SEEN 7 BARONESSES COME AND GO,
AND THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING: THE MASTER LIKES PLAYING THE
BACK 9 AT AUGUSTA.
>> WELL, I'M DONE HERE.
GOTTA GET CRACKING ON THE GOWN.
GIRL, YOU ARE GONNA LOOK SPECTACULAR!
CIAO!
>> LOVIN' LIFE, BITCH.
>> HEY!
HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT?
>> HONEY, I'M FROM DETROIT.
>> OH.
GUESS YOUR EXPERIMENTAL SUPERSONIC FLYING LABORATORY
CRASHED, TOO, HUH?
>> NO.
I WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE EXOTIC FOR JUNIOR YEAR ABROAD...
AND I WAS MAD AT SOMEBODY.
[SIGHS] [BLEEP]
>> SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO-- >> ANCIENT HISTORY, SWEETIE.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
NOW...
LET'S GET YOU INTO THE TUB AND SEE IF WE CAN'T SCRUB SOME OF
THE HOI POLLOI OFF YOU.
WE WANT YOU HOLLY-GO-LIGHTLY, NOT ELIZA DOOLITTLE.
I'M A EUNUCH, HONEY.
YOU THINK UNDERBHEIT WOULD LET ANOTHER PAIR OF BALLS NEAR HIS
WIFE?
TRUST ME.
EVEN WHEN I HAD THEM, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING I'M
INTERESTED IN.
AAGH!
ROOSTER IN THE HENHOUSE!
>> AAGH!
>> OOH!
I'M FIXED.
WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
>> DO YOU HAVE...
PRINCE ALBERT IN THE CAN?
WELL...
YOU SHOULD GET HIM OUT OF THE CAN SO THAT HE CAN BREATH MAYBE!
HA HA!
>> HMM.
NEEDS WORK.
YOU GOTTA SELL IT.
THIS IS THE NERVE CENTER OF THE UNDERGROUND, GENTLEMEN.
FROM HERE, WE LAUNCH A RELENTLESS CAMPAIGN OF SABOTAGE,
SUBTERFUGE, AND PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.
THESE ARE SOME OF THE BRAVEST MEN IN UNDERLAND.
THEY HAVE TO BE.
THE PENALTIES FOR TREASON ARE DIRE INDEED.
[BUZZER] I'M PROUD TO SAY WE'VE ONLY LOST
ONE MAN TO DATE--HELMUT.
CRAZY S.O.B. TRIED TO TAKE ON UNDERBHEIT BY HIMSELF.
HE WAS CAUGHT TRYING TO DIP HIS HAND IN WARM WATER WHILE HE
SLEPT.
>> TO MAKE HIM PEE?!
CLASSIC!
>> EXACTLY!
UNDERBHEIT SAW IT COMING A MILE AWAY!
>> OH!
THAT WAS CLOSE!
>> WELL, DID IT WORK?
>> YEAH.
IT WAS PERFECT!
>> ATTAGIRL!
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT.
>> WE STRUCK AGAIN TONIGHT.
SHOULD I TELL THEM?
>> OH, OH, LET ME!
>> HA HA HA.
OK.
>> WE PLANTED A CAT HAIR IN THE BARON'S WATER GLASS.
AH HA HA HA!
>> YEAH!
IS THAT A SCREAM OR WHAT?!
THAT'LL SHOW THE BASTARD!
TRY TO BLOW US UP!
>> I DON'T THINK SO!
>> THESE PEOPLE DESERVE THEIR CRAPPY COUNTRY.
>> YOU CALL YOURSELVES A RESISTANCE MOVEMENT?
>> WE PICK OUR BATTLES.
>> YEAH, WE TAKE IT WHERE WE CAN GET IT, YOU KNOW.
>> OF COURSE, NOW THAT YOU GUYS ARE HERE TO RESCUE US, NONE OF
THIS WILL BE NECESSARY ANYMORE.
SO, WHAT TIME WE FLYING OUT?
>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
RESCUE YOU!
WE WERE THE ONES IN PRISON!
>> IN PANTRY, TECHNICALLY.
>> YOU HAVEN'T COME TO RESCUE US?!
THEN WHY DID YOU BRING THE BAT-PERSON AND CHEWBACCA WOOKIE?
>> OH, GOOD GOD.
>> LOOK...
WE WERE AT A COSTUME PARTY.
OUR PLANE CRASHED.
AND IF WE DON'T STORM UNDERBHEIT'S CASTLE AT DAWN,
HE'S GONNA MARRY DOC'S SON.
>> NOT ME.
OH!
>> SO, ARE YOU WITH US, OR ARE YOU WASTING OUR TIME?
>> WHOA!
HA HA!
SLOW DOWN THERE, ANDRETTI.
STORM THE CASTLE?!
NO!
WHAT ARE WE, CRAZY?
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.
>> WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
>> JUST A SECOND, SEABISCUIT.
YOU'VE SEEN OUR SECRET HEADQUARTERS.
WE CAN'T JUST LET YOU LEAVE.
>> OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, PUT SUGAR IN OUR GAS TANK?
[GROWLS] >> AAGH!
OH, YEAH.
OK.
YOU GO AHEAD.
[MEOW] >> NICE BUNS.
>> DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.
>> YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA TELL ON ME?
>> OF COURSE NOT.
US GIRLS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER, RIGHT?
>> AND I THINK WE OWE THE BARON FOR A COUPLE OF THINGS.
>> 4 BETWEEN US.
>> STOP IT!
YOU'RE TERRIBLE!
>> YOU JUST PLAY YOUR PART, SWEETIE.
WE'RE GONNA CALL SOME FRIENDS OF OURS.
>> [PANTING] IT'S TIME, MY BARON.
>> HOW DO I LOOK?
>> UGH!
I CAN'T STOP POKING THAT LITTLE SLIT WITH MY TONGUE.
IT'S MADDENING.
>> BE HAPPY FOR THE SLIT.
THE OLD MASKS WERE MURDEROUS WITHOUT THEM.
WE WOULD PASS OUT.
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, DO YOU?
>> SURE I DO.
>> YOU'RE JUST HAVING FUN WITH YOUR HANDS, AREN'T YOU?
>> NO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE OUTNUMBERED, BUT WE HAVE THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE ON OUR
SIDE.
DOC, YOU'RE USELESS IN A FIGHT.
JUST STAY BEHIND US.
HANK...
REMEMBER YOUR LESSONS FROM THE JUDO ROOM.
FOLLOW MY LEAD AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU LEAVE ONE ALIVE FOR
QUESTIONING.
YOU GOT IT?
>> MY PLAN WOULD HAVE WORKED.
>> YOU GOT IT?!
>> YES, SIR!
>> OW!
>> HUH?!
>> SO MUCH FOR THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
>> MAYBE NOT.
>> HUH?
WHAT ARE YOU-- WAIT!
>> OH!
>> HA!
"USELESS."
>> BROCK!
QUESTIONING?
>> THAT'S THE ONE.
>> WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!
OOF!
OW!
>> WE KNOW THAT PART, HANK.
LIKE THIS.
>> OW!
>> WHERE'S THE WEDDING BEING HELD?
TALK.
>> GO AHEAD!
THE PAIN WILL BE NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THE MASTER WILL
DO TO ME IF I BETRAY HIM!
WHOA!
OW!
OH!
OW, OW!
THIS IS STILL NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT THE MASTER WILL--
WHAT?
>> NOTHING.
>> NO, WHAT?!
>> WELL, I...
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT I...
I FEEL A...
A LUMP.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> YEAH.
YOU--YOU...
I'M SO SORRY, MAN.
>> OH.
OH, GOD.
>> YEAH, I JUST FEEL AWFUL.
>> HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?!
>> YEAH, YEAH.
MAYBE WE SHOULD...
>> I...
I MUST GO TO MY WIFE.
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
HEY, BUDDY, LOOK, I KNOW IT'S A BAD TIME TO ASK
AND ALL, BUT...
>> THE WEDDING.
JA.
JA, FINE.
I DON'T CARE ANY MORE.
IT'S IN THE OBSERVATORY...
ONE FLIGHT UP...
THROUGH THIS DOOR.
AAGH!
>> HANK!
>> WELL, I DIDN'T GET TO DO ANYTHING!
[NO AUDIO]
>> DAMN IT!
WHAT NOW?!
>> [GROWLS]
>> I'LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
>> HANK, NO!
YOU GOTTA SIT TIGHT WHILE I FIGURE OUT A WAY OUT OF THIS.
>> IT'S OK, BROCK.
I KNOW I WAS MIXED UP BEFORE, BUT NOW I'M GROOVY!
I'M GOING AHEAD WITH THE MISSION.
LOCK AND LOAD!
>> THAT'S NOT A GUN, HANK.
>> WHATEVER!
>> HE'S GOT AN ENTIRE ARMY, HANK.
>> EXACTLY!
THEY WON'T BE EXPECTING ONE LONE WARRIOR.
IT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK!
>> TALK TO YOUR SON, DOC.
>> BOY, LISTEN TO YOUR BODYGUARD.
>> POP, YOU ONCE SPENT WEEKS IN YOUR LAB, ALL ALONE WITHOUT
SLEEP OR FOOD, TRYING DESPERATELY TO ISOLATE THE GAY
GENE.
AND I KNOW YOU.
IF IT WASN'T FOR ALL THE PROTESTERS AND THE HEARINGS,
YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND IT AND DESTROYED IT.
AND WHY?!
TO KEEP STUFF LIKE THIS FROM HAPPENING.
AND, BROCK, DO YOU WANT UNDERBHEIT TO COME
AND LIVE WITH US?
YOU REALLY WANT TO BE THAT BIG JERK'S--PARDON MY FRENCH--
THAT BIG JERK'S BODYGUARD-IN-LAW?
>> HANK, NO!
IT'S SUICIDE!
>> THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN HECK.
AAGH!
>> THANK GOODNESS.
HANK'S GOING TO SAVE US ALL.
OH, WHAT ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT?
I CAN MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
HEY, MAYBE HE'LL SURPRISE US.
HE DOES GET THAT KIND OF RETARD STRENGTH WHEN HE'S ALL WORKED
UP.
[CRASH] >> OOF!
NO!
>> DR. VENTURE...
YOU'VE DECIDED TO ATTEND THE WEDDING AFTER ALL.
I'M AFRAID YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GIVE THE BRIDE AWAY HOWEVER
BECAUSE-- [SNICKERS]
WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED!
HA HA HA!
>> OW!
WEAK.
HEY, POP.
HEY, BROCK.
YOU OK, HANK?
>> I CUT MY TONGUE ON MY MASK.
>> MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE EIGHTH BARONESS OF UNDERLAND,
THE--UH, UM...
I JUST REALIZED I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.
>> IT'S DEAN!
DEAN VENTURE!
AND STOP GETTING ALL BIG-HANDS ON ME.
>> DEAN?
NEIN, NEIN.
THIS IS NOT THE NAME FOR A BARONESS.
>> THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT A BARONESS.
HE'S NOT EVEN A WOMAN!
>> WHAT?!
>> [GASPS] >> OH, JIMINY.
>> HE'S RIGHT!
I'M NOT A WOMAN!
I'M A BOY SCIENCE ADVENTURER LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME.
>> OH, WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR THOSE.
>> IN THE NAME OF UNDERLAW, I DEMAND THAT YOU ARREST
BARON UNDERBHEIT.
>> CATCLOPS?!
SO, YOU SURVIVED?!
WAIT A MINUTE!
THE CAT HAIRS IN MY WATER!
OF COURSE!
>> SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL UNDER UNDERLAW, UNDERBHEIT.
>> WOW.
SAY THAT 5 TIMES FAST.
>> PRETTY SURE THAT KID'S UNDERAGE, TOO.
THOUGH I'M NOT SURE THAT'S ILLEGAL.
ANYWAY, IT'S OVER.
>> BETRAYER!
YOU WILL PAY!
RAAGH!
>> YEAH!
MESS WITH THE CAT, AND YOU GET THE CLOPS!
>> JA, AND MESS WITH THE GIRL, AND YOU GET THE HITLER!
[PANTING] >> MARRY ME.
>> WELCOME TO MICHIGAN, AGENT SAMPSON.
>> WHO'S THAT?!
THAT'S BROCK DAMN SAMPSON, THAT'S WHO THAT IT.
>> DEAN!
>> DR. VENTURE, WAIT!
WE WANTED TO THANK YOU.
THE UNDERGROUND HAS ALL DECIDED WE SHOULD GIVE YOU THIS.
IT IS THE HIGHEST HONOR UNDERLAND CAN BESTOW UPON AN
OUTLANDER.
>> AH.
THANKS.
BUT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BUTTER ME UP FOR A RIDE--
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
DR. VENTURE, UNDERLAND IS FREE NOW.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO STAY UND FOUND A DEMOCRACY.
WE EVEN PICKED OUR PRESIDENT.
>> LISTEN, I'M FLATTERED-- >> GIRL HITLER!
>> NO, REALLY, I'M...
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, HONEY.
>> WOW!
A GIRL PRESIDENT?
HOW PROGRESSIVE.
>> AND A HITLER!
BOY, THINGS ARE REALLY LOOKING UP.
>> GO, TEAM VENTURE!
>> SO...
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO UNDERBHEIT NOW?
>> WELL, WE REALLY WANT TO SOFTEN THE IMAGE OF UNDERLAND,
SO WE CAN'T EXECUTE HIM.
SO, MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT AS PRESIDENT IS TO BANISH THE
PRICK!
>> YOU KNOW, I'M RIGHT HERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT ME.
>> WE FOUND THESE WHEN WE RAIDED THE ROYAL VAULTS.
I THINK THEY'RE YOURS.
>> [GASPS] NO, YOU DI'N'T.
>> GOOD-BYE, VENTURES.
WALK WITH GOD.
>> COME BACK AND VISIT US SOMETIME!
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME IN UNDERLAND!
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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[BELL RINGS] >> NOW, DON'T ANYBODY GET UP
OR ANYTHING.
>> UM...
UH, HI.
COULD I, UM, MAYBE CRASH HERE FOR A LITTLE BIT?
JUST GOT DIVORCED.
HA.