1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,906 >> MORNING, SUGAR BLOSSOM. 2 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,875 BREAKFAST IN BED. 3 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,444 I GOT AN ORANGE AND A BAG OF CAROB PRETZELS. 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,546 IT'S ALL THEY HAD IN THE MINI-BAR. 5 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:19,686 >> WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT CRAP DOWN AND COME OVER HERE? 6 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:22,722 >> HELLO GIRLS, REMEMBER ME? 7 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:25,458 DUMPLING, HAVE YOU HAD SOME WORK DONE? 8 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,460 I CAN BARELY GET MY HANDS AROUND THEM. 9 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,596 >> THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE. 10 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:32,232 >> ARE YOU RIDING YOUR MENSTRUAL CYCLE? 11 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,933 >> NO! WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,603 >> THAT MAYBE YOU ARE HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME. 13 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,972 LIKE A LITTLE GIFT THAT PHANTOM LIMB LEFT IN YOUR OVEN. 14 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:40,907 >> ALRIGHT, I KNEW YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THIS. 15 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,308 IT'S CRAZY. 16 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,145 WE HAVE BEEN MEETING IN THIS CRAPPY HOTEL THREE TIMES A WEEK 17 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,579 AND IT'S GOING NOWHERE. 18 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,915 >> ALRIGHT FINE, I'LL DO THURSDAYS, TOO. 19 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,150 BUT ONLY FOR LIKE AN HOUR. 20 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,719 WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO GET RIGHT TO THE DIRTY DEED. 21 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,788 I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BEGIN WITHOUT ME. 22 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:56,122 >> GEE, THANKS. 23 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,525 LOOK, I KEEP COMING HOME WITH WELTS ON MY NECK, AND THE 24 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:01,494 "I GOT JUMPED BY FLYING SQUID" EXCUSE IS STARTING TO GET 25 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,063 PHANTOM LIMB A WEE BIT SUSPICIOUS. 26 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:05,298 >> SCREW PHANTOM LIMB! 27 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:06,299 WAIT. NO, DON'T. 28 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:08,468 >> DON'T YOU GET IT? I LOVE YOU. 29 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:10,470 BUT I DON'T WANT THIS. 30 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:11,905 >> ALL RIGHT, FINE. 31 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:14,541 [GIRLFRIEND CRYING] >> OH, CRAP, YOU'RE CRYING... 32 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,210 UM, MARRY ME? 33 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:19,746 >> STOP IT, I'M WORN DOWN FROM ALL THIS. 34 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,981 I SHOULD GO. 35 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:23,249 >> MARRY ME! 36 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,584 >> YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS? 37 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,519 >> DEADLY SERIOUS. 38 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:27,754 >> YES. 39 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,890 >> GOOD, DONE. NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THAT BED! 40 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:33,460 >> BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SOME GROUND RULES. 41 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,962 ONE -- NO MORE OF THIS "I NEED MY SPACE, 42 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,630 YOU'RE CROWDING ME" CRAP. 43 00:01:37,697 --> 00:01:38,598 >> FINE, WHATEVER. 44 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,033 WHERE WERE YOU HIDING THAT LIST? 45 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,869 >> TWO -- I'M NOT YOUR NUMBER TWO, I'M YOUR PARTNER. 46 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,038 >> OKAY, I'LL GET YOU A CROWN OR SOMETHING. 47 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:47,874 ANYTHING ELSE ON THAT MAGIC AND PROBABLY MOIST LIST OF YOURS? 48 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:48,908 >> YES. 49 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,877 NUMBER THREE -- THIS DR. VENTURE THING 50 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:51,878 IS OVER. 51 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,846 >> YES! 52 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,314 WE KILL HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL. 53 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:57,217 AND WE SHALL MAKE SLAVES OF HIS SONS AND A LAMP FROM 54 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,651 THE FLESH OF BROCK SAMSON! 55 00:01:58,718 --> 00:01:59,953 >> NO! 56 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,188 I WANT YOU TO GIVE UP THIS INSANE GRUDGE YOU HAVE WITH 57 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,957 DR. VENTURE ONCE AND FOR ALL. 58 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:05,091 >> NO WAY! 59 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,826 DR. VENTURE IS MY SWORN ENEMY! 60 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,094 >> NEVER MIND THEN. 61 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,262 I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS. 62 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,198 >> NO, DON'T GO. 63 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,666 FINE I'LL DO IT! 64 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,735 NO MORE ARCHING DR. VENTURE. 65 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:16,736 >> EVER? 66 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:17,737 >> NEVER. 67 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:18,738 >> SWEAR? 68 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,040 >> I PINKY SWEAR! 69 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,041 OKAY? 70 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,576 YOU HAPPY NOW? 71 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:27,247 >> THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE. 72 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,685 >> H-HE'S GONNA KILL US. 73 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:36,356 MAYBE IF WE BEG FOR MERCY -- >> OH, GOD, LET HIM. 74 00:02:36,422 --> 00:02:39,692 IT WOULD BE SUCH SWEET RELEASE FROM THIS TORTURE WE'VE BROUGHT 75 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:43,263 UPON OURSELVES. 76 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:44,664 [BLEEP] IT, YOU KILL ME. 77 00:02:44,731 --> 00:02:47,433 JUST DON'T HIT MY HEAD OR MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE DOING IT. 78 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,504 >> I HAVE AN IDEA, CHUNK, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR, 79 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:53,873 AND I'LL KILL YA. 80 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,242 >> WHAT DID WE DO? 81 00:02:56,309 --> 00:03:08,821 >> OH, [BLEEP] I THOUGHT I DREAMT THAT PART. 82 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:11,324 >> OKAY, APPARENTLY YOU LOST YOUR HEARING AS WELL AS YOUR 83 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:15,094 ARMS. I SAID I'M GETTING MARRIED TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 84 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,163 >> YES, YES, I HEARD YOU. 85 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,197 >> YOU SURPRISE ME, LIMB. 86 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,699 YOU'RE TAKING THIS PRETTY WELL. 87 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,401 THOUGHT YOU'D TRY TO KILL ME. 88 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,536 >> I'M NO FOOL, MONARCH. 89 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:26,205 YOU DON'T LIVE WITH A WOMAN AND NOT KNOW WHEN THIS IS COMING. 90 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:27,674 >> YEAH. 91 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,143 >> YOU DON'T DINE ON THE BOUNTY OF A WOMAN'S FLESH AND NOT KNOW 92 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:30,944 WHAT SHE IS THINKING. 93 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:32,378 >> OKAY, OKAY. 94 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:35,248 >> YOU DON'T DRIVE YOUR MANHOOD OVER AND OVER INTO A WOMAN -- 95 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,716 >> YES, STOP! I GET IT. 96 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:38,718 JUST GIVE ME HER [BLEEP] AND LET ME GO! 97 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:40,153 SHE NEEDS SOMETHING OLD. 98 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:41,688 >> IN DUE TIME. 99 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:44,424 I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A NICE CHAT FIRST. 100 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,260 OH, THERE'S ONE. 101 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,564 >> W-WAS THAT MISTER MONDAY? 102 00:03:51,631 --> 00:03:54,901 >> OH, YES, YOU TWO WERE IN PRISON TOGETHER, 103 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,235 WERE YOU NOT? 104 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,171 >> UH, I SAW HIM AROUND. 105 00:03:58,237 --> 00:03:58,938 I THINK. 106 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,406 >> HMM. 107 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:03,009 YOU'D BE SURPRISED AT THE ARRAY OF WILDLIFE HERE ON THE GROUNDS. 108 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,312 WONDER WHAT OTHER GAME WE COULD SCARE UP. 109 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,247 >> [SCREAMS] [GROANING] 110 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:10,416 >> HEH, DR. SEPTAPUS. 111 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:13,319 HE -- >> OH, DON'T TELL ME -- 112 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:16,289 NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FORMER PRISON MATES? 113 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,024 WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 114 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,459 >> ALL RIGHT, LIMB. 115 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:20,760 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 116 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,863 >> JUST DISPOSING OF SOME VERMIN. TERRIBLE THE HAVOC 117 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,634 THEY CAN WREAK ON A METICULOUSLY MANICURED LAWN, YOU KNOW. 118 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,035 >> WOW. 119 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,136 OKAY, OKAY FINE. 120 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,537 SO WHAT'D YOU DO? 121 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,207 BUST ALL THESE GUYS OUT OF JAIL JUST TO SHOW ME HOW RUTHLESS 122 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:35,308 YOU ARE? 123 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,177 >> WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, A COMMON THUG? 124 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:41,781 OF COURSE NOT. I HIRED THEM AN EXCELLENT APPEALS ATTORNEY. 125 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,650 AND THERE HE IS. 126 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:46,653 >> PLEASE, PHANTOM LIMB! 127 00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:50,657 I DID EVERYTHING YOU ASKED! 128 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,925 >> I'M A REASONABLE MAN, MONARCH. 129 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:55,995 BUT DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WILL FORGET THIS. 130 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:59,899 REVENGE, LIKE GAZPACHO SOUP, IS BEST SERVED COLD. 131 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,768 PRECISE, AND MERCILESS. 132 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:04,270 >> YEAH, YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH PRECISION IN YOUR SOUP. 133 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,473 LOOK, NUT JOB, I HATE THE THESE TRAITOROUS DINKS MORE THAN YOU, 134 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,942 SO SHOOT WHOEVER YOU WANT. 135 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:14,914 >> GO. 136 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:19,318 HER [BLEEP] BY THE DOOR IN A BOX MARKED "HERS." 137 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:22,488 >> IT'S LIKE PLAYING KEEP-AWAY WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD SPASTIC. 138 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,057 CAN'T GET A BEAD ON HIM! 139 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,592 >> YOU SHOULD GIVE US THE ALL-SEEING ORB! 140 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,828 >> "YOU SHOULD?" NICE AL, VERY POLITE. 141 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:31,297 >> WHAT? YOU CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY. 142 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,466 >> GIVE US THE EYE, OR FACE OBLIVION! 143 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:34,467 >> PLEASE! 144 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:36,235 >> FAT CHANCE, LADIES. 145 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:39,138 WEEP THE TEARS OF DAMNATION! 146 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:43,276 >> FORM THE THAUMATURGIC MAN-MOUND! 147 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:45,778 ALLEY-OOP! 148 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,186 >> MAN, ORPHEUS, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, GOLF SHOES? 149 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:55,521 >> HONESTLY, I THINK MY HAND IS BLEEDING. 150 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,256 AND THE SQUIRMING. 151 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:59,025 >> I THINK IT'S THE FLIP PART. 152 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,326 THAT'S THE ZING! 153 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,360 WE NEED THE ZING. 154 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,029 >> WELL, THE ZING HURTS MY HAND. 155 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,698 >> WELL, IF WE PRACTICED MORE OFTEN THAN ONCE A MONTH. 156 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,601 >> LOOK, I'M IN THE RESIDENTS! 157 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,437 >> DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL EVEN SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED HERE? 158 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:12,672 >> ONLY MOST OF THE TIME. 159 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,574 >> PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT. 160 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,110 WE SHALL MEET AT MY HOME FOR SOME REAL TRAINING. 161 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,177 >> YEAH! 162 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:21,147 SLUMBER PARTY! 163 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,182 >> ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR [BLEEP] MINDS? 164 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,952 >> THEY WERE GONNA BE OUR GIFT TO YOU GUYS. 165 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,187 >> "ON THIS, YOUR WEDDING DAY." 166 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,489 >> YOU DICKS! 167 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,957 I PROMISED HER! 168 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,492 I MADE A PINKY SWEAR! 169 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:35,194 A SACRED PINKY SWEAR! 170 00:06:35,261 --> 00:06:38,631 DR. FIANCE IS GOING TO FLIP! 171 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:39,966 >> OWW. SO NASAL. 172 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:40,933 >> HOW DOES HE DO THAT? 173 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,335 >> I CAN HEAR THAT IN MY EYES. 174 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,871 >> WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR LEADER! 175 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,405 >> KINDA NOT DO THAT. 176 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:47,406 >> OKAY, WE GET IT. 177 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:48,541 WE SCREWED UP. 178 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,477 JUST USE THE QUIET VOICE PLEASE. 179 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,479 >> LOOK, DON'T THINK NOT I'M IMPRESSED. 180 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,313 I AM. 181 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,648 THAT ISN'T WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 182 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,483 I MEAN I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU COULDN'T PULL THIS OFF, 183 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,919 LIKE, AT ANY POINT IN THE LAST TEN YEARS, BUT -- 184 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:00,887 WAIT A MINUTE. 185 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,855 HOW THE HELL DID YOU PULL THIS OFF? 186 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:06,025 >> WELL, AFTER THE PARTY DIED DOWN AND YOU WENT TO BED, SOME 187 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,262 OF US WERE STILL PRETTY WIRED, AND SO WE DECIDED TO PICK UP 188 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:12,532 A CASE AND HIT THE TENDERLOIN. 189 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,568 >> MIND YOU, WE WERE WICKED TOASTY BY THIS POINT. 190 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,070 WHICH IS WHEN I SPOTTED THIS TATTOO PARLOR, 191 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,007 AND I JUST HAD TO GET ME SOME INK. 192 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,076 SEE, I'VE HAD THIS DESIGN IN MY WALLET FOR LIKE A YEAR, 193 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:26,078 BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT [BLEEP] IS PERMANENT. 194 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:27,046 >> HE NEVER HAD THE BALLS. 195 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,414 >> GUILTY. 196 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,817 YEAH, BUT ONCE THIS COWARDLY LION GOT HIMSELF SOME COURAGE 197 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:33,519 FROM THE WIZARD OF BOOZE, WE WENT IN THERE. 198 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,888 STANDBY. 199 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,891 OKAY, SO WE GET IN THERE, AND WHO SHOULD WE SEE, 200 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:42,762 NOT TEN FEET AWAY, GETTING HIMSELF A SWEET TAT? 201 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:46,265 NONE OTHER THAN BROCK SAMSON, MURDERIST EXTRAORDINAIRE. 202 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,667 >> SLAYER OF MEN. 203 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:49,735 SLAYER OF HENCHMEN. 204 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:52,271 >> HE WHO WOULD AND HAS TOTALLY RIPPED OUR HEADS OFF 205 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:53,639 IF HE SAW US COMING. 206 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:59,312 >> WHICH, OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T, SO WE GOT THE JUMP ON HIM. 207 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:02,481 >> THERE WERE, OF COURSE, THE PREDICTABLE CASUALTIES. 208 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:03,783 >> OF COURSE. 209 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:05,985 >> BUT ONCE HE WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY OUT OF THE PICTURE, 210 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:09,422 WE NATURALLY GOT TO THINKIN' >> HEY, DR. VENTURE'S, LIKE, 211 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:11,557 EASY PICKIN'S NOW. 212 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:13,960 AND WHAT BETTER GIFT TO GET THE MONARCH 213 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,430 THAN HIS ARCH NEMESIS?" >> HONEY, I'M GONNA START 214 00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:18,698 GETTING DRESSED. 215 00:08:18,764 --> 00:08:20,800 I JUST WANT-- WHAT THE -- 216 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:21,968 >> FUNNYFACE! 217 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:24,604 Y-YOU'RE...HI. 218 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:25,805 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! 219 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:28,708 YOU COULDN'T KEEP A PROMISE FOR ONE LOUSY MONTH? 220 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,343 THAT'S IT, I'M CALLING THIS OFF! 221 00:08:30,409 --> 00:08:31,477 >> NO, NO, NO, NO! 222 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,546 THIS ISN'T HOW IT LOOKS. 223 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,616 >> YOU'VE GOT DR. VENTURE AND HIS WHOLE [BLEEP] FAMILY 224 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,719 IN THAT [BLEEP] CELL AND THIS ISN'T HOW IT LOOKS? 225 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:40,720 >> NO! 226 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,488 OF COURSE NOT, POOKUMS. 227 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,090 HE'S... 228 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:45,124 HE'S MY BEST MAN! 229 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,960 I WANTED TO PROVE TO YOU I WAS GOING TO 230 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,262 LET BYGONES BE BYGONES. 231 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:50,663 TURN OVER A NEW LEAF. 232 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,699 >>THEN WHY ARE THEY IN OUR HOLDING CELL? 233 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:56,269 >> BECAUSE...BECAUSE...WELL, WE WERE REHEARSING THE WHOLE 234 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:59,372 RING THING AND THE BLONDE KID, HE WAS ALL LIKE "WOW, IS THAT 235 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,474 A REAL PRISON CELL?" AND I'M LIKE "YEAH, YA WANNA 236 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:04,277 SEE THE INSIDE?" AND -- BETWEEN YOU AND ME, THE 237 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:05,778 KID'S NOT THE SHARPEST TACK. 238 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,180 I'M PRETTY SURE HE THINKS WE'RE IN A SUBMARINE RIGHT NOW. 239 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:09,282 >> WHERE ARE WE? 240 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:10,283 >> SEE? 241 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:11,851 >> ALL RIGHT, FINE. 242 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,386 WELL, I GOTTA GET READY. 243 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:16,455 THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, WE'LL BE MAN AND WIFE. 244 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:18,624 >> C-CAN'T WAIT! 245 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:31,003 >> SEE YOU LATER, MR. GIRLFRIEND. 246 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:36,542 >> A BIENTOT, DR. MRS. MONARCH. 247 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,978 >> THE COUNSEL OF THIRTEEN HAS REVIEWED YOUR REQUEST, 248 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,846 AND IT IS DENIED. 249 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:44,216 YOU ARE TO COMMIT NO ACTS OF VENGEANCE AGAINST THE MONARCH. 250 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,919 IT MATTERS NOT THAT YOU WERE DUMPED. 251 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,421 AND THAT'S KINDA... 252 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:49,655 YOU KNOW. 253 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:50,856 >> I UNDERSTAND, SOVEREIGN. 254 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,359 >> MAY I SUGGEST YOU START A JOURNAL? 255 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,162 THERE YOU COULD POUR OUT YOUR WOES UPON THE TEAR-STAINED 256 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:58,097 PAGES OF "DEAR DIARY." 257 00:09:58,164 --> 00:10:00,866 >> THAT IS AN EXCELLENT SUGGESTION, MY LIEGE. 258 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,135 >> OR MAYBE GO JOGGING WITH FRIENDS. 259 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,603 >> I SHALL DO JUST THAT. 260 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,939 YOU HONOR ME, MY MASTER. 261 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,441 >> SO I HAVE YOUR WORD, THEN? 262 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,576 NO MOVEMENT ON THE MONARCH? 263 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,511 >> YOU HAVE MY WORD. 264 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,146 >> EXCELLENT. 265 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,549 WELL, I'M GLAD WE GOT THIS WRAPPED UP, I'VE GOT A WEDDING 266 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,718 TO GET TO -- OH. 267 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,988 I-I'M GONNA GO. 268 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,970 >> SO YOU AND MANWHICH ARE FINALLY TYIN' THE KNOT, HUH? 269 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:40,473 I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU FOR A CLOSET CASE. 270 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,742 >> IN YOUR DREAMS, MACHO MAN. 271 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:49,715 I AM ABOUT TO MARRY THE HOTTEST PIECE OF ASS IN SUPER VILLAINY. 272 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,450 >> WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? 273 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:52,218 >> WHAT, BE A HENCHMAN? 274 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,619 >> YEAH! 275 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,655 RETARDO COSTUME, SOME SKINNY GUY YELLING AT YOU ALL THE TIME. 276 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,691 >> DUDE, ARE YOU DESCRIBING ME OR YOU? 277 00:10:58,758 --> 00:10:59,658 >> I DON'T WEAR A COSTUME. 278 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:00,960 >> WHAT? ARE YOU DRUNK? 279 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,596 WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY A BABY-BLUE KERCHIEF? 280 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,297 I JUST SAID "KERCHIEF." 281 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:09,068 DUDE, DOES YOUR DAD USE HIS TIME MACHINE TO GO SHOPPING? 282 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,971 >> ARE THE WALLS TITANIUM OR MADE OF SECRET 283 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:13,139 ROCKET-SHIP METAL? 284 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,907 >> WHAT? WHO CA-- I KNOW THEY'RE WICKED 285 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:16,142 EASY TO STAIN. 286 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:19,078 >> THEN WE CAN RULE OUT ANY CHROMIUM BASED METALS. 287 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,180 THEY CLEAN NICELY WITH A DAMP CLOTH. 288 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,148 >> ALRIGHT. 289 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:23,682 I'LL RULE THAT OUT. 290 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,352 SO, UH, YOU, UH, LIKE 291 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,553 BEING A, UH... 292 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,721 >> A DEAN? 293 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,423 >> YEAH, A DEAN. 294 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,059 THAT MUST KINDA SUCK. 295 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,660 >> COME ON, THAT VOICE? 296 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,629 SOUNDS LIKE DUDE. 297 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,899 PROBABLY STILL HALF A DUDE -- >> HELLO! JEALOUS MUCH? 298 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:43,402 EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M NOT THE ROUGH TRADE IN A TIGHT CAMISOLE 299 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:46,238 WITH A NAKED GUY TATTOOED ON MY ARM. 300 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:47,039 >> IT'S NOT FINISHED. 301 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,374 SUPPOSED TO BE ICARUS. 302 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,609 YA KNOW, FROM THE LED -- >> ZEPPELIN ALBUMS. YEAH, YEAH. 303 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:51,944 SUPER [BLEEP] COOL. 304 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,947 WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 14. 305 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,483 [KNOCK ON DOOR] >> SWEETIE, IT'S BAD LUCK TO SEE 306 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,485 THE BRIDE BEFORE THE WEDDING. 307 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,455 >> IT'S DOC-- RUSTY VENTURE. 308 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:04,790 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 309 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,992 >> OH, SORRY. 310 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,894 >> I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING BLUE. 311 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,830 ME. 312 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,098 >> UGH. 313 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:15,401 SO, YOU AGREED TO BE THE BEST MAN. 314 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,569 THAT'S RATHER BIG OF YOU. 315 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:19,438 >> THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S BIG OF ME. 316 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,807 >> ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING SEXUAL? 317 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,376 >> OH, DON'T PLAY GAMES HERE, CHARLENE. 318 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:25,978 >> WHO IS CHARLENE? 319 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,647 >> WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO HELP WILLY WONKA OR SOMETHING? 320 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,149 THIS IS GROWN UP BUSINESS. 321 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,084 AHEM. 322 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:35,354 "WHO IS CHARLENE?" ONLY THE FINEST WOMAN 323 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,823 IN 18 YEARS TO STEAL MY HEART. 324 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:41,327 ONLY THE SEXIEST PILE OF GIRL PARTS TO CLIMB MOUNT RUSTY! 325 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:45,698 >>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU-- OH, MY GOD. 326 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,134 [DOORBELL RINGS] >> I'M HERE! 327 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,870 AND I'VE GOT SOME FANCY BEER AND SOME CHIPS THAT ARE 328 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,405 GUARANTEED TO BE EXTREME. 329 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,740 >> HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 330 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,609 >> I DON'T KNOW, BY PUTTING A LIGHTNING BOLT ON THE BAG. 331 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:57,576 WHERE'S JT? 332 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:58,544 I GOT HIM A SURPRISE. 333 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,546 >> HE'S SETTING UP THE APPARATUS. 334 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,947 >> APPARATUS? 335 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,283 SOUNDS SEXY. 336 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,386 >> AL, WHAT IS THAT? I NEED EARPLUGS TO LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT. 337 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,689 >> I'M IN DISGUISE AS A PAUNCHY GAY GUY WHO LOVES JIMMY BUFFETT. 338 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,159 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SETTING UP AN APPARATUS, 339 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,927 THAT'S A PILATES MAT AND A BABY'S FIRST 340 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,162 BIRTHDAY CANDLE. 341 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,597 >> ORPHEUS IS TRYING YO HONE OUR CONJURING SKILLS. 342 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,300 >> GREAT, I'LL TRY TO WORK UP SOME INTEREST. 343 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,203 BUT IN THE MEANWHILE, WHAT SAY YOU GENTS TO TAKING 344 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,404 THE EDGE OFF? 345 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,805 >> FOR ONE, IT'S ONLY NOON. 346 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,308 AND TWO, I DON'T -- >> DRINK, I KNOW. 347 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:34,513 I HAVE HERE IN THIS VERY BAG, FIVE PACKS OF NICKLE-NIPS. 348 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,715 >> MAYBE AFTER WE HAVE FILLED OUR BELLIES 349 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,217 WITH THE SUPERNATURAL. 350 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,852 THERE IS MUCH TO DO! 351 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,556 >> YEAH, LIKE WATCH JT GO BLIND ON RED FLAVORED SUGAR-WATER. 352 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,291 ORPHEUS GET THE INSULIN! 353 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,792 >> IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 354 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,228 >> WHAT'S THAT? 355 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,363 YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE WAXY GOOD? 356 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,732 OH, YOU TEASE! 357 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,336 I THINK I STILL GOT AN OLD COSTUME YOU CAN WEAR. 358 00:13:57,403 --> 00:14:00,039 AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT, I WAS MUCH SLIMMER THEN. 359 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,208 >> I WAS GONNA SAY YOU HAVE MORE TOYS THAN A LITTLE GIRL. 360 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,209 >> WHAT? 361 00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:04,543 DUDE, THERE ARE NO TOYS IN HERE. 362 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,544 >> WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? 363 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:06,545 >> THAT'S A MARQUETTE. 364 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,746 >> DOLL. AND THAT? 365 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:08,981 >> THAT IS A COLLECTABLE BUST. 366 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,115 >> THAT IS A TOY. 367 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,318 >> HOW CAN YOU PLAY WITH A DISEMBODIED HEAD? 368 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:16,589 >> HE COULD BE, LIKE, AN ALL-KNOWING HEAD THAT TELLS... 369 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:17,856 >> QUISP. 370 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,459 >> THAT TELLS QUISP THAT HE HAS TO KILL... 371 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,460 >> THE MICRONAUT. 372 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,430 >> KILL THE MICRONAUT. 373 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:25,497 SO, DO YOU WANNA? 374 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,434 >> ONLY IF I GET TO BE THAT HE-MAN HEAD. 375 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,736 >> I BET I KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO. 376 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,839 >> IS IT SIT QUIETLY TILL THE WEDDING BEGINS. 377 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:37,076 >> NO, SILLY, I WOULD SURE LOVE A TOUR OF THE ENGINE ROOM. 378 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:40,079 I'VE ONLY READ ABOUT ENGINES THAT RUN ON ANTI-MATTER. 379 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,915 >> OKAY, THERE, JUNIOR SCIENCE CADET, 380 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,517 WHY DON'T YOU GO EXPLORING OR SOMETHING? 381 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,086 JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 382 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,187 >> AYE AYE SIR! 383 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,422 I'LL TOUCH WITH MY EYES, NOT WITH MY HANDS! 384 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,524 >> CARE TO ESCORT THIS CADET? 385 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,361 >> THAT'S A NEGATIVE, CADET DEAN, 386 00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,464 WHO REALLY SHOULD BE GOING NOW. 387 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,465 >> UNDER ORDERS? 388 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,466 THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! 389 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:01,867 YOU WERE ALL OVER ME. 390 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:02,935 >> THAT WAS MY MISSION. 391 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:05,137 I SEDUCE YOU, TURN YOU INTO A BUTTERFLY, 392 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,673 AND THEN THE MONARCH WAS GONNA TIE YOU TO THIS HUGE 393 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,674 BUG ZAPPER THING. 394 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,675 >> BUT YOU DIDN'T! 395 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,442 YOU GAVE ME THE ANTIDOTE! 396 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:11,744 AND WHY? 397 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,613 BECAUSE I TURNED THE TABLES AND MADE YOU FALL FOR ME. 398 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,582 >> YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS ME. 399 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,616 >> WELL I DO NOW. 400 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,618 AND I HAVE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER. 401 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,654 AND THAT EQUALS 4EVER! 402 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,022 >> ALL RIGHT, BASICS. 403 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,125 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE MY -- MY BOYFRIEND'S ARCH ENEMY? 404 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,626 YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, RIGHT? 405 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:28,827 >> I KNOW WHAT WORKS. 406 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,396 I KNOW THAT WE WORKED. 407 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,965 AND I KNOW AS SURE AS SUGAR THAT YOU PLANNED THIS WHOLE 408 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:33,966 THING. 409 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,134 >> OH, YES, EXACTLY. 410 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,669 THAT'S MY BIG DREAM. 411 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,738 I WANTED TO GET THE MONARCH AND DR. VENTURE TOGETHER -- 412 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:42,474 THEN DO THEM BOTH. 413 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,842 >> I'M NOT WILLING TO SHARE YOU. 414 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,344 YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE. 415 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,313 >> OH, WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO? 416 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:48,681 WILL YOU ZIP ME UP? 417 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:51,083 YOU KICKED MY MOPPETS OUT. 418 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,019 >> [IMITATING GUNFIRE] I KILLED HUGO. 419 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,054 >> YOU TOTALLY MISSED. 420 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,855 >> OH, MY GOD! SO WRONG. 421 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,458 SOLARIAN HAS LIKE 20/TWO BILLION VISION! 422 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,726 >> COOL BEANS! 423 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,861 >> THE BEARD COMES OFF. 424 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:03,896 >> HELLO-SKI. 425 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,365 I AM, HOW YOU SAY, RUSSIAN GUY OVITCH. 426 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,334 >> YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GROW ONE OF THOSE! 427 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,635 YOU LOOK LIKE GREEN ARROW. 428 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,271 OR THE MIRROR MIRROR VERSION OF HANK. 429 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,439 >> YEAH, EVIL HANK. 430 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,240 >> YEAH, EVIL HANK COMPLETELY. 431 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,875 OH, CRAP, IS THAT THE TIME? 432 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,877 DUDE, THE GUESTS'LL BE HERE, LIKE, ANY MINUTE AND I'M NOT 433 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,012 EVEN DRESSED FOR THE WEDDING! 434 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,648 >> Clock: HELLO, RUSTY, IT'S TIME TO GET UP! 435 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,615 >> OKAY, C'MON. 436 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,784 WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 437 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,820 >> AND THEN, LIKE THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, 438 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:30,656 I ENDED UP WITH A RAGING CASE OF CROTCH CRICKETS. 439 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,358 AND DID I GET AN APOLOGY? 440 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:33,359 HELL NO! 441 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,862 I GOT A, "I'LL CALL YOU". 442 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,731 STILL WAITING FOR THAT CHESTNUT. 443 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,633 OKAY BYRON, YOUR TURN, TRUTH OR DARE? 444 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,602 >> OH, YOU ARE ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME? 445 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,003 TRUTH. 446 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,740 >> DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD GET A BUNCH OF MIDDLE-AGED 447 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,743 MEN TOGETHER TO CHASE BAD GUYS AROUND AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY? 448 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,911 >> WELL YES, I DID, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 449 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:56,048 THE ORDER OF THE TRIAD HAS POTENTIAL. 450 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,416 >> POTENTIAL? 451 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,718 WHEN JT WAS CONSCIOUS HE WAS THROWING UP ARTIFICIAL CHERRY 452 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,020 FLAVORED VOMIT. 453 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:06,725 AND I'M A LITTLE BUZZBY BERKLY MYSELF. 454 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,695 >> JUST DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 455 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,530 >> WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 456 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,166 >> YOU KNOW I'M ON THE PA, AND NOT IN YOUR MIND, RIGHT? 457 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,568 >> WHA-- YEAH, I WASN'T GONNA PUSH IT. 458 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,170 >> GOOD, NOW GET TO THE WEDDING. 459 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,339 >> OKEY DOKEY. 460 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,540 >> OH, YEAH, GOOD. 461 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,608 YOU'RE GOING TO THE CEREMONY? 462 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:23,976 >> YES, SIR. 463 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,011 >> THE RADAR HAS BEEN LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE. 464 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,580 GET THESE READOUTS TO THE MONARCH PRONTO. 465 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:32,351 LOOK, KEEP IT HUSHED. OKAY. 466 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,886 >> WOW! 467 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:36,321 WHAT IS THAT? 468 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,029 >> YOU SEEN MY BROTHER? 469 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,865 > NAH, HE'S PROBABLY SITTING DOWN TORTURING MONSTROSO 470 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,100 WITH SNAPPLE FACTS. 471 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,102 >> I DON'T THINK -- HOLY MOLY! 472 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,037 THAT GUY IS ALMOST A TRUCK! 473 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:53,472 >> TRUCKULES. 474 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,073 >> YUP. 475 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,208 HERE YOU ARE. 476 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,543 AND YOUR GUEST? 477 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,877 >> CAME STAG, FRIEND. 478 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,613 THIS BIG OL' RIG TAKES UP TWO SEATS. 479 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,917 >> OKAY, BUT YOU ONLY GET ONE BAG OF JORDAN ALMONDS. 480 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:08,086 BRIDE'S SIDE, 4th ROW, SEATS SIX, SEVEN. 481 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,188 >> WHERE AM I SITTING? 482 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:13,058 >> UH...YOU ARE NEXT TO "SERGEANT HATRED 483 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,326 AND GUEST." 484 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,728 >> AW, NO. 485 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:17,896 >> LOOK AT THAT. 486 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,264 HONEY, LOOK AT THAT! 487 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,100 TELL ME THOSE AREN'T THE MONITORS FROM MY OLD HOVER TANK. 488 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,736 WHAT THE HELL KINDA DEAL IS THIS? 489 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:28,807 KIND OF SHABBY OPERATION THEY'RE RUNNING HERE. 490 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:31,210 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA BAD-TOUCH ME, ARE YOU? 491 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,345 >> DO I KNOW -- HONEY, DO WE KNOW HIM? 492 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,813 >> ER, NO. 493 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,981 HELLO-SKI. 494 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,051 I AM, HOW YOU SAY, RUSSIAN GUY OVITCH. 495 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,052 >> SERGEANT HATRED. 496 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,086 PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 497 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,888 THIS HERE'S PRINCESS TINYFEET. 498 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,889 SHOW 'EM, HONEY. 499 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,324 SHOW HIM THE LITTLE GENTLEMEN. 500 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,925 >> HUH? SO SHE IS. 501 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,528 >> OH, LOOK AT THOSE PERFECT LITTLE TOES, 502 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,763 SO PLUMP, LIKE LITTLE NIBLETS. 503 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:54,766 LIKE LITTLE CORN NIBLETS. 504 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:55,734 >> MAIZE. 505 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,035 >> THAT'S RIGHT, HONEY. 506 00:18:57,102 --> 00:19:00,105 HOT DAMN IT, THOSE THINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL! 507 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,173 GIMME GIMME GIMME. 508 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,207 GIMME JUST A LITTLE. 509 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,443 GIMME JUST A -- MMM. 510 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,911 >> UGH. 511 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,048 [21 AND 24 SINGING] >> NO WAY! 512 00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:13,252 IS THAT -- >> DAVID BOWIE. 513 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,720 >> BROCK SAMSON. 514 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:15,621 IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 515 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:16,955 >> NOT LONG ENOUGH. 516 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,124 YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T KILL YOU RIGHT HERE AFTER WHAT YOU 517 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,293 PULLED IN BERLIN. 518 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,762 >> YOU'RE WELCOME TO TRY. 519 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,764 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 520 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,133 >> HE'S GIVING ME AWAY. 521 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,301 YOU LOOK FABULOUS. 522 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:32,871 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS, DAVID. 523 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,207 >> AND A ONE, TWO... 524 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,743 [PLAYS BRIDAL MARCH] >> ALL RIGHT, LEFT FOOT ON 525 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,981 THE ONE, BUT DON'T ENTER UNTIL THE SECOND VERSE -- 526 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,150 >> I KNOW WHEN TO GO OUT. 527 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:45,951 >> SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 528 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,252 >> ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME? 529 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,121 >> WHAT? I'M SUDDENLY SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND? 530 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,423 >> I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAY OF MY LIFE THAT YOU DIDN'T [BLEEP] UP. 531 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,525 >> CALM DOWN, LOOK AT ALL THAT HISTORY. 532 00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,027 WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 533 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,362 >> OH, YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT, BUDDY BOY. 534 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,998 >> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? OH, THERE SHE IS! 535 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,433 HI, POOKUMS. 536 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,402 >> I FEEL SO DIRTY WHEN THEY START TALKING CUTE. 537 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,436 >> GET USED TO IT. 538 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,405 >> I WANNA TELL HER THAT I LOVE HER, 539 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,540 BUT THE POINT IS PROBABLY MOOT. 540 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:15,013 >> ARE YOU RECITING "JESSE'S GIRL?" 541 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,149 [THUD] >> SORRY! 542 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,718 >> DEARLY BELOVED... 543 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,321 >> WE JUST NEED TO TAKE IT MORE SERIOUSLY. 544 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,189 THE SEANCE WAS GOING GREAT. 545 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:27,526 DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW LIGHT AS A FEATHER AND STIFF AS A BOARD 546 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,961 JEFFERSON WAS? 547 00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,329 >> HE'S STILL PRETTY STIFF. 548 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,165 >> AND WE WERE ABLE TO MATERIALIZE A SPIRIT 549 00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,433 FROM THE BEYOND. 550 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,735 OR AT LEAST FROM A TRADING CARD. 551 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,504 >> YEAH, POOR GUY. 552 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,506 SHOULD WE TAKE HIM IN THE BACK AND KILL HIM WITH A SHOVEL 553 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,507 OR SOMETHING? 554 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,809 >> OH, WHY AM I BOTHERING? 555 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,143 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS. 556 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,814 >> NO, I CARE ABOUT THE TRUE SPIRIT OF THE DIVINE, I CARE 557 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,515 ABOUT THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH. 558 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:54,419 BUT BEING A MAGIC SUPER-HERO THAT KEEPS CHASING THE SAME GUY, 559 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,288 IT'S COMPLETELY GAY. 560 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,591 AND THAT IS COMING FROM A GUY THAT VOLUNTARILY 561 00:20:59,658 --> 00:21:01,293 HAS SEX WITH MEN! 562 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,895 >> WELL, SO DOES THIS MEAN IT'S OVER? ARE WE BREAKING UP? 563 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:04,963 >> I GUESS SO. 564 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,999 YOU WANT ME TO PACK UP MY BLACKULA HUNTER 565 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,634 AND LEAVE QUIETLY? 566 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,671 COME ON BYRON, DON'T BE SO DING-DONG SERIOUS ALL THE TIME. 567 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,474 UH, YOUR MONTEL WILLIAMS NECK PIN 568 00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:17,175 IS BLINKING. 569 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,444 >> THERE IS COSMIC PERIL SOMEWHERE. 570 00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,746 >> NO, ANSWER IT. 571 00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:23,148 I'LL GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT. 572 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,618 IT SAYS THAT DR. VENTURE AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ARE IN DANGER. 573 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,154 THEN THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HUNDREDS OF DEATHS. 574 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,322 LIKE YOU CARE. 575 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:34,393 >> NO, YOU OL' BAG OF SAD, THAT I CARE ABOUT. 576 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:38,063 THAT'S THE KIND OF COSMIC JUJU I AM INTERESTED IN. 577 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,100 FOR I AM THE ALCHEMIST, SEEKER OF TRUTH! 578 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:47,205 >> AND I AM DOCTOR ORPHEUS, MASTER NECROMANCER! 579 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:51,143 >> OH, AND HE IS JEFFERSON TWILIGHT, 580 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,612 BLACKULA HUNTER. 581 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:56,314 >> [GIBBERISH] >> DO YOU, 582 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,518 MISS DR. THE GIRLFRIEND TAKE MR. THE MONARCH TO BE 583 00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:03,155 YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND, TO HAVE AND TO HOLD, 584 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:07,993 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 585 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,029 >> I -- [CRASH] 586 00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:14,533 >> MONARCH, THIS IS THE PHANTOM LIMB. 587 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,268 YOU ARE SURROUNDED. 588 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:17,969 >> OH, DICK MOVE! 589 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:21,473 >> YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO TURN OVER MY GIRLFRIEND, 590 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:25,444 OR I WILL DESTROY YOUR RIDICULOUS COCOON 591 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,213 AND ALL INSIDE. 592 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:39,057 CAPTIONS PROVIDED BY TURNER STUDIOS