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>> Dr. Girlfriend: [ Deep
voice ] OKAY.
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DEEP BREATH.
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SHEILA, YOU'VE BEEN REHEARSING
THIS.
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[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ]
MONARCH...
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I'M -- WHOA!
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PAY ATTENTION, MONARCH!
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THAT LAST ONE ALMOST TOOK MY
HEAD OFF!
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>> Monarch: SORRY! SORRY.
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I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW
THIS TIME YESTERDAY WHEN WE
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WERE FLOATING IN OUR COMFY
ESCAPE COCOON, STILL MOIST FROM
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DOING IT...
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: YEAH?
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>> Monarch: ...AND HOW YOU
TURNED TO ME AND SOFTLY MADE
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YOUR BRAVE CONFESSION.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: YEAH.
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>> Monarch: AND HOW THIS IS THE
LAST [BLEEP] THING I EXPECTED
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YOU TO SAY!
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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> #24: WELL, THEY'RE GONE.
NOW WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO?
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>> #21: WE FORGE OUR OWN
DESTINY.
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WE ARE AS RONIN -- WANDERING
SAMURAI WITHOUT A MASTER.
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>> WRONG.
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WE'RE YOUR MASTER NOW.
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>> #24: WHAT? SAYS WHO?
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WHO DIED AND PUT YOU IN CHARGE?
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>> MAY WE POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS.
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KEVIN.
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>> HENCHMAN NUMBER 2, FRONT AND
CENTER.
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OKAY, HENCHMAN 3, STEP FORWARD.
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HENCHMAN 4, 5.
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HENCHMAN 6.
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>> YOU SEE?
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THERE ISN'T EVEN ANYONE HERE
ABOUT, WHAT, AN 18?
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WHEREAS KEVIN AND I WERE
DR. GIRLFRIEND'S NUMBER 2s.
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>> #24: OUR NUMBERS ARE RANKS?
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>> #21: SHUSH!
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>> YOU'RE INEPT, UNDISCIPLINED,
LAZY -- SHALL I GO ON?
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>> #24: OW!
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>> LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION,
24.
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>> #21: YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR
STEP.
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THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE OF US
THAN THERE ARE OF YOU.
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>> #24: YEAH, AND NOT JUST
NUMERICALLY.
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WE EACH HAVE LIKE 3 FEET AND
100 POUNDS ON YOU.
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SOME OF US MORE.
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>> #21: WAS THAT A FAT DIG?
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>> #24: YEAH!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> YEAH.
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>> KEVIN.
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>> THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK,
TIM-TOM.
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>> #24: AAH!
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>> OOH!
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[ GROANING ]
>> ANY QUESTIONS?
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>> GOOD.
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TEAM A, START CLEANING THIS CRAP
UP.
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>> TEAM B, TAKE THIS LIST TO
HOME DEPOT.
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YOU ASK FOR CARL.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: YOU CAN'T DO
THIS TO US.
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WHERE'S THE MONARCH?
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>> YOU WILL SEE HIM SOON ENOUGH.
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>> ONLY AFTER THE GUILD OF
CALAMITOUS INTENT IS SATISFIED.
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YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE.
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>> Monarch: NO CLUE.
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A FEW HOURS AGO, I WAS IN MY
FLOATING ESCAPE BED REPEATEDLY
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CONSUMMATING MY MARRIAGE, AND
THE NEXT THING I KNOW, YOUR
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SUPERCREEPS ARE BLINDFOLDING US
AND DRAGGING US HERE TO GET SHOT
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AT.
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>> THIS IS THE WAY THESE THINGS
ARE DONE.
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>> AND IN LIGHT OF RECENT
EVENTS, WE NEED TO BE SURE WE
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CAN TRUST YOU.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: TRUST US?
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YOU WERE THE ONES WHO PROMOTED
HIM ALL THESE YEARS.
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>> THERE'S NO REASON TO GET
DEFENSIVE.
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>> WE JUST HAVE SOME QUESTIONS
FOR YOU.
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TELL US ABOUT THE TRAITOR
PHANTOM LIMB.
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>> Monarch: I KNOW HE WEARS AN
AWFUL LOT OF PURPLE FOR A WHITE
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GUY.
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WHAT ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW?
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: YOU KNOW DAMN
WELL THAT PHANTOM LIMB RUINED MY
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LIFE.
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>> RUINED IT?
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MY DEAR DOCTOR, HE BEGAN IT.
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OBSERVE.
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>> Phantom Limb: JE T'ADORE.
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[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
>> Dr. Girlfriend: I DIDN'T KNOW
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YOU COULD SPEAK FRENCH.
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>> Phantom Limb: [ CHUCKLES ]
THERE IS MUCH YOU DON'T KNOW
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ABOUT ME, AND TONIGHT'S YOUR
LUCKY NIGHT.
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TONIGHT YOU WILL LEARN ALL MY
SECRETS.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: OH, FOR GOD'S
SAKES.
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THE FRENCH WAS IMPRESSIVE, BUT
HOW ABOUT AT LEAST TAKING A
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GIRL OUT FOR DINNER?
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>> Phantom Limb: THIS WAS ONCE
MY CURSE, BUT NOW IT IS MY
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BLESSING.
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BEHOLD!
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR LEGS?
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>> Phantom Limb: WHAT DO YOU
KNOW OF EVIL?
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: WHY?
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YOU "EVILLED" YOUR LEGS?
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>> Phantom Limb: EVIL IS
MISUNDERSTOOD.
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SOCIETY SLAPS OUR WRISTS AND
TELLS US TO SIMMER DOWN WHILE
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SHE WAGES HER MURDEROUS WARS,
DESTROYS OUR PLANET, AND PRAYS
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TO THE MIGHTY DOLLAR.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: AND THEN SHE
MADE YOUR LEGS INVISIBLE?
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DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL
ME, OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO
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SCARE ME FOR THE FUN OF IT?
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>> Phantom Limb: JOIN ME, AND
YOU COULD HAVE EVERYTHING YOU
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WANT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
THE WORLD IS YOURS.
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>> Monarch: OH, MAN.
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IF THAT SHOWS UP ON YouTube --
I-I'M SERIOUS.
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WHAT KIND OF TORTURE IS THIS?
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COULDN'T YOU JUST DRILL MY TEETH
OR SHOVE BAMBOO UNDER MY NAILS
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OR SOMETHING?
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>> THIS IS NOT A TORTURE,
MR. MONARCH.
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>> IT IS AN INTERROGATION.
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>> OR A TRIAL OF SORTS.
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>> I ALWAYS SAY IT'S A CRUCIBLE.
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>> OH, THAT'S WAY COOLER.
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>> NOW YOU HAVE SEEN HOW EASILY
THE DOCTOR WAS SEDUCED BY EVIL.
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>> Monarch: LOOK, HEADS, ANY GUY
IN A TIGHT EVIL COSTUME COULD
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SEDUCE DR. GIRLFRIEND BACK THEN.
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I'M NOT RETARDED.
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I MEAN, I KNOW HER PAST.
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>> HER PAST WITH THE TRAITOR
PHANTOM LIMB?
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>> Monarch: [ SIGHS ] YES.
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MAN!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL MY
TIGHTS OFF SO YOU CAN JAM IT IN
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DEEPER?
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>> DOES SHE KNOW YOUR PAST WITH
HIM?
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
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NO, NO.
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I TOLD HER THAT, SO THERE'S NO
REASON TO GET INTO THAT AGAIN.
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>> INDULGE US.
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OBSERVE!
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>> WELCOME TO THE CITADEL OF
ATTRIBUTION.
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MY NAME IS WATCH.
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I WILL BE THE ONLY HUMAN FACE
YOU WILL SEE, SPEAK TO, AND
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ENJOY.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: OKAY.
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>> SO THAT'S LADY AU PAIR.
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>> DUDE, GET OUT OF HERE.
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SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE
ANYBODY BUT ME.
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>> REALLY?
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>> NO, I'M MAKING THAT UP.
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YES, REALLY!
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>> OH, SHOULD I PUT ON MY HOOD?
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>> FORGET IT.
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SHE ALREADY SAW YOUR FACE.
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY.
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>> GOOD.
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>> SO, LADY AU PAIR, OKAY, IT
SEEMS THAT YOU BOMBED AS A
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SINGLE.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: MM, YEAH.
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MY MURDEROUS MOPPETS WERE KIND
OF HARD TO HANDLE.
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>> NO, NOT INTERESTED.
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WE HAVE YOU SLOTTED FOR A
NUMBER 2 POSITION.
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ARE YOU A VENDETTA CANDIDATE?
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ANYBODY OUT THERE THAT'S GOT IT
IN FOR YOU?
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: NO.
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I'M ENROLLED IN THE
GENERAL STUDIES PROGRAM.
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>> DO YOU HAVE A THEME IN MIND?
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LIKE, DO YOU HAVE A MUTATION?
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I'M SURE YOU WANT TO FEATURE
THAT V--
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>> DUDE, IX-NAY ON THE OICE-VAY.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: I'M NOT
INTERESTED IN DOING A THEME
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BASED ON MY VOICE.
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>> OH, COME ON!
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WHEN DID THEY PUT PIG LATIN BACK
INTO THE CURRICULUM?
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>> THEN LET'S WORK ON A
MUTATION.
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THE OCELOT WOMAN.
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YOU SIMPLY MUTATE INTO OCELOT.
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WE'LL LET HIM BITE YOU, AND
BANG -- OCELOT POWERS.
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THEY ARE FIERCE AND SUPER
TERRITORIAL.
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FORMFITTING COSTUME WITH EARS
AND A TAIL THAT, UH, GRABS
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THINGS.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: UH, NO.
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>> OKAY. MINK DE LOVELY.
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TAKE A QUICK DIP IN A VAT OF
BOILING MINKS.
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THEY HAVE BEEN SKINNED, PUREED,
AND BELTED WITH GAMMA RAYS.
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>> VERY SEXY COSTUME WITH THIS
OPTION.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: I WAS
THINKING OF SOMETHING THAT PLAYS
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OFF MY ABILITIES MORE THAN MY
SEXUALITY.
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>> SAY NO MORE!
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YOU WANT A NUMBER 2 FOR A WOMAN.
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THE FEMINIST-TYPE.
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DONE.
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>> MEET PIN-UP MURDERESS
BETTY RAGE.
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>> Phantom Limb: THE GIRL IS
WITH ME.
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>> PARDON OUR INSOLENCE,
PHANTOM LIMB.
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>> Phantom Limb: I WILL COMPLETE
HER TRAINING MYSELF.
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SHADOWMAN 9.
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SHADOWMAN 9!
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>> QUIT SHOVING.
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WHAT?
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OH. AM I 9?
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I THOUGHT I WAS SHADOWGUY 6.
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>> Phantom Limb: TAKE
LADY AU PAIR TO THE LAIR OF THE
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PHANTOM.
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>> OF COURSE. COOL.
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I MEAN, UH, GLADLY.
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I MEAN, YES, MASTER LIMB.
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>> Phantom Limb: GOOD.
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SO...
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>> WHAT?
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OH, YOU MEAN NOW?
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: WAIT. WAIT.
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WAS THAT HENCHMAN THE MONARCH?
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>> SILENCE!
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>> WHAT IS THAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> I WAS JUST TRYING TO SOUND
INTIMIDATING.
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>> AH, YES. GO ON.
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>> THE TRAITOR PHANTOM LIMB HAS
CONTROLLED YOU FROM THE VERY
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BEGINNING.
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PLAYING YOU --
>> SILENCE!
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY, YOU NEED TO DO THAT WHEN
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SHE'S TALKING.
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>> OH.
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>> NOW I COMPLETELY FORGOT WHAT
I WAS SAYING.
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THANKS.
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>> HE WAS MORE THAN YOUR
CONTROLLER.
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HE...WAS...YOUR...LOVER!
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: NO DUH.
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>> YET STILL YOU WERE NOT
SATISFIED.
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>> Monarch: I'M A GO-GETTER.
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WHAT?
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DID YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO WORK
FOR PHANTOM DINK MY WHOLE LIFE?
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>> WE EXPECTED YOU TO GO THROUGH
THE PROPER CHANNELS AND
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TRAINING.
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>> NOT JUST MAKE A COSTUME OUT
OF LEGGINGS AND CARDBOARD AND
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IMMEDIATELY GO AFTER
DR. VENTURE.
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>> Monarch: THAT PRICK HAD IT
COMING!
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>> QUIET!
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>> EXACTLY.
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>> OUR SOURCES TELL US YOU BEGAN
ARCHING HIM IN COLLEGE.
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>> Monarch: YEAH, YEAH.
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ROLL THE CLIP.
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>> UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE NO
VISUAL RECORDS OF YOUR TIME IN
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COLLEGE.
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>> Monarch: REALLY?
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SO WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TO SIT
THROUGH HOURS OF ME ABUSING
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MYSELF TO MARKIE POST?
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>> OF COURSE NOT.
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HOW COULD WE HAVE VIDEO OF YOU
FROM THAT LONG AGO?
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THAT'S CRAZY.
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>> WE'RE THE COUNCIL OF 13, NOT
MAGIC ANGEL BABIES.
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>> WE DON'T HAVE, LIKE, A MAGIC
WINDOW INTO THE PAST, YOU KNOW.
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>> Monarch: OKAY, OKAY.
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I GET IT.
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>> THEN WHY DON'T YOU ENLIGHTEN
US ALL?
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>> WELL, "NIGHT COURT" WAS HUGE
AT THE TIME --
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>> NOT THAT.
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>> Monarch: OH.
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WELL [CLEARS THROAT] MY FIRST
ATTEMPT TO DESTROY VENTURE WAS
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ADMITTEDLY A FAILURE.
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[ EXPLOSION ]
YES!
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>> MALCOLM, DID YOU HEAR?
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>> Monarch: WHAT?
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>> T.S. VENTURE --
>> Monarch: WHAT?! TELL ME!
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IS HE DEAD?!
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>> NO.
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HE BLEW UP WERNER UNDERBHEIT'S
FACE!
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>> Monarch: AAH!
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NOT ONLY DID I MISS MY TARGET,
BUT VENTURE GOT THE CREDIT FOR
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MY SINISTER HANDIWORK.
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HE LEFT SCHOOL RIGHT AFTER THAT
ON ACCOUNT OF HIS DEAR OLD DAD
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DEAR-OLD DIED.
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HEY, WHO KILLED HIM ANYWAY?
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YOU GUYS MUST KNOW.
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>> WE'RE ASKING THE QUESTIONS
HERE, MR. MONARCH.
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CONTINUE.
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>> Monarch: FINE.
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IN RETROSPECT, I WAS STILL
UNDERGOING WHAT WE IN THE
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BUTTERFLY BIZ CALL THE "PUPIL
STAGE."
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FOR MY SECOND ATTEMPT, I NEEDED
TO BECOME SOMETHING MORE --
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SOMETHING TWICE AS BEAUTIFUL...
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AND THRICE AS DEADLY.
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[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
AAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAH!
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DIE, DR. VENTURE!
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DIE!
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DI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-E!
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AAAAAAH!
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DR. VENTURE!
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GAZE UPON THE FACE OF DOOM AND
COWER BEFORE ME!
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[ PANTING ]
FOR I AM...THE MON--
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OOH! OW!
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I WOULD'VE TAKEN HIM DOWN THEN
IF VENTURE HADN'T HIRED A
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PRIVATE ARMY OF EX-NAVY SEAL
CYBORG NINJA WITCHES TO PROTECT
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HIM.
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ALSO, MY MEMORY'S A LITTLE
FOGGY, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE HE
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HAD A [BLEEP] TANK.
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>> SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE
ARCHING DR. VENTURE WITH NEITHER
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LICENSE NOR CONSENT FROM THE
GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT.
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>> Monarch: WELL, DUH!
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I HADN'T EVEN HEARD OF YOU
SCHMUCKS YET.
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>> WE HAVE PAGES AND PAGES OF
COMPLAINTS, ALL SIGNED BY
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DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE AND ALL
FILED AFTER YOU REGISTERED
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YOURSELF AS A HENCHMAN WITH THE
GUILD.
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>> YOU CAN'T SEE IT, BUT HE'S
HOLDING THEM OFF CAMERA.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: UNBELIEVABLE.
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SO HE WAS MOONLIGHTING AS A
MONARCH WHEN HE WAS WORKING
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UNDER LIMB?
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>> NOT JUST THE TRAITOR
PHANTOM LIMB BUT EVERYONE HE
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EVER HENCHED FOR.
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THE SEA ANEMONE, HELICOPTRO,
EVEN JOSEPH AND HIS AMAZING
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TECHNICOLOR NIGHTMARE COAT.
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BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, IT SEEMS
THAT HE CREATED THIS PERSONA FOR
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ONE REASON.
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>> TO MENACE
DR. THADDEUS VENTURE.
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>> Monarch: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
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HOW'D WE GET OFF TRACK HERE,
HUH?
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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WANTED TO
KNOW ABOUT PHANTOM LIMB.
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>> WE WILL DEAL WITH THE
TRAITOR PHANTOM LIMB.
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>> THE COUNCIL HAS ASSEMBLED
THIS TRIBUNAL...
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>> Dr. Girlfriend:
INTERROGATION.
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>> INQUIRY.
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>> MORE OF A CRUCIBLE.
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>> FINE. CRUCIBLE.
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...TO DETERMINE YOUR FATE.
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>> Monarch: WE GAVE UP OUR
HONEYMOON FOR THIS?!
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: I DID WHAT
YOU ASKED.
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I MADE HIM PROMISE TO STOP
ARCHING DR. VENTURE!
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>> Monarch: WHICH SUCKED.
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: HASN'T THE
MONARCH SUFFERED ENOUGH?
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>> HE HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN HIS
SUFFERING.
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ACCORDING TO THIS TRIBUNAL...
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>> CRUCIBLE.
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>> ...THERE IS NO MONARCH.
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>> LET'S GO, PEOPLE!
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TODAY!
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>> #24: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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>> #21: IT LOOKS LIKE A SPARE
MONARCH MOBILE.
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>> #24: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
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WE COULD'VE BEEN TOOLING AROUND
IN THAT SWEET RIDE FOR THE LAST
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YEAR INSTEAD OF MY CRAPPY
STANZA.
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>> #21: SPEAKING OF, CHECK THIS
OUT.
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>> #24: OH! MY STANZA!
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DOUG'S GONNA KILL ME.
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00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,055
>> #21: WHO THE HELL IS DOUG?
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>> #24: MY DAD.
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I NEVER FINISHED PAYING HIM FOR
THIS.
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>> 21 AND 24, QUIT YOUR
BULL[BLEEP] AND GET BACK TO
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WORK!
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>> #24: SORRY, SIR.
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MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE
LITTLE MIDG-HITLERS EXPECT US TO
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REBUILD THIS WHOLE FREAKIN'
PLACE!
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS WE'LL GET
LUCKY ENOUGH THEY'LL PULL A
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DOUBLE VILLECHAIZE ON
THEMSELVES?
353
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:23,033
>> #21: HUH? W-WAIT!
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MAYBE SOMEONE WE KNOW COULD TAKE
THEM OUT FOR US.
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00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,122
>> #24: DUDE, THEY TORE THROUGH
EVERYONE WE KNOW LIKE A BAG OF
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00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:28,664
LAYS.
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>> #21: UH, RIGHT.
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BUT WHO ELSE DO WE KNOW WHO'S
DONE THE SAME THING TO, LIKE,
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00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:35,296
EVERYBODY ELSE THAT WE KNOW,
LIKE 100 TIMES?
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>> #24: MM...AH!
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[ BEEPING ]
>> THE COUNCIL OF 13 HAS
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DETERMINED THAT THE PERSON
ACTING AS THE MONARCH IS IN
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VIOLATION OF THE GUILD'S
PRIMARY LAW OF ORGANIZED
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VILLAINY AND IS HEREBY SENTENCED
TO A PAINFUL EXECUTION.
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00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:50,978
>> BY HOT LAVA.
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00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,272
>> OH, BOY, IT'S LAVA THIS WEEK.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS BEE STINGS.
368
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,609
>> WHAT SAY YOU IN DEFENSE?
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>> Monarch: YOU GUYS ARE DICKS?
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>> Dr. Girlfriend: THIS IS
NONSENSE.
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00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,030
THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.
372
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,656
>> THAT IS FOR US TO --
>> SILENCE!
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00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,866
>> OH! YOU WERE SO CLOSE.
374
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,993
>> I SHOULD'VE JUST GONE WITH MY
INSTINCTS AND SAID IT WHEN I
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00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,161
FELT IT.
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00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,829
>> Dr. Girlfriend: YOU'RE GONNA
LET ME DEFEND HIM, RIGHT?
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00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:09,997
>> YES.
378
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,665
GUILD LAW PROVIDES YOU WITH THE
OPPORTUNITY FOR REBUTTAL.
379
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,960
>> Monarch: OH, YOU ARE IN FOR A
BEATING.
380
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,629
I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE, YOU KNOW.
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00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,089
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
CAN I USE YOUR MAGIC VIDEOS OF
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EVERY EMBARRASSING THING I'VE
EVER DONE?
383
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,135
>> OUR RECORDS ARE AT YOUR
DISPOSAL.
384
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,303
>> Monarch: GREAT.
385
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:28,516
THEN BRING UP THE NIGHT I FIRST
MADE IT WITH DR. GIRLFRIEND.
386
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,935
>> UH...ARE YOU SERIOUS?
387
00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,019
>> Monarch: DEADLY!
388
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,022
THERE'S MORE TO THAT NIGHT THAN
JUST THE PROOF OF MY
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00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,524
UNBELIEVABLE SEXUAL PROWESS.
390
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,983
>> THERE HAD BETTER BE.
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00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,235
>> Monarch: OBSERVE!
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00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,696
>> NUMBER 9, I HAVE ORDERS
FOR -- HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE --
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00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,697
>> Monarch: THE MONARCH!
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00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,951
SO, YOU'VE HEARD OF THE MIGHTY
MONARCH, THEN?
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00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,160
>> NO.
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00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,162
>> Monarch: THE HOT NEW VILLAIN
THAT'S ARCHING DR. VENTURE?
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00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,163
I'M ALL THE RAGE.
398
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,915
>> I THOUGHT DR. VENTURE WAS
DEAD.
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00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:53,707
>> Monarch: SON.
400
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:54,583
DR. VENTURE'S SON.
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00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,627
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T
HEARD OF ME.
402
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,545
>> SORRY.
403
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,213
WELL, LIMB'S HOSTING THE GUILD
BALL TONIGHT.
404
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,172
YOU'RE ON DUTY.
405
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,048
SO YOU CAN'T GO ARCH THAT KID.
406
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,676
>> Monarch: I'M NOT GOING TO
ARCH TONIGHT.
407
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:07,805
TONIGHT I AM ATTENDING THE GUILD
BALL...AS THE MONARCH!
408
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:11,767
>> DUDE, THE PLACE IS GONNA BE
CRAWLING WITH GUILD GUYS.
409
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:12,935
YOU CAN'T ARCH HERE.
410
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:13,936
THEY'LL KILL YOU.
411
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,854
THEY MIGHT MAKE ME KILL YOU.
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00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,398
>> Monarch: NO ARCHING!
413
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,733
I SHALL DON THE COLORS FOR LOVE.
414
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:23,946
AS A HENCHMAN, SHE IS FORBIDDEN
FRUIT, BUT AS THE MONARCH, SHE
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00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,197
IS EASY PICKINGS.
416
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,032
TONIGHT I TAKE WHAT IS LOINFULLY
MINE.
417
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,242
>> MM, NOPE.
418
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,912
TONIGHT YOU ARE STANDING AROUND
HOLDING A TRAY OF MINI TACOS
419
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,373
DRESSED LIKE AN IDIOT WITH A 9
ON YOUR CHEST.
420
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,041
>> Monarch: LISTEN...24.
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00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:40,254
YOU WEAR MY COSTUME TONIGHT AND
DO ME THIS FAVOR, AND I'LL MAKE
422
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,422
YOU THE MONARCH'S NUMBER 2.
423
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,172
>> REALLY?
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00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,340
>> Monarch: TOTALLY.
425
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,925
I'M JUST WAITING FOR SOME
TRUST-FUND MONEY TO SLIDE OUT OF
426
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,220
ESCROW, AND THEN I'M DOING THIS
FULL TIME, BABY.
427
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,180
YOU'RE MY BOY, 24.
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00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,432
I MEAN...NUMBER 2.
429
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,601
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELL?
430
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,768
>> WELL, WHAT?
431
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,104
>> Monarch: WELL, DIDN'T YOU SAY
THAT I WAS DRESSING LIKE THE
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00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,273
MONARCH FOR ONE REASON -- TO
ARCH DR. VENTURE?
433
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,441
>> WELL...
434
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,277
>> Monarch: AND HERE YOU PLAINLY
SEE ME WEARING MY CLUNKY OLD
435
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,653
COSTUME FOR ANOTHER REASON.
436
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,572
HA! EAT IT!
437
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,532
>> Dr. Girlfriend: NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
438
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,366
THAT'S NOT THE PART I WAS
TALKING ABOUT.
439
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,368
PLAY THE REST OF THE VIDEO.
440
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,287
>> UH, THAT GETS KIND OF...
441
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,622
>> COMPROMISING.
442
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,247
>> WELL, NAUGHTY.
443
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,540
EXTRA-HOT GREAT.
444
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,584
>> YEAH, MORE LIKE THAT.
445
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,418
>> Dr. Girlfriend: JUST PLAY IT.
446
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,462
THERE IS A GOOD REASON.
447
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:22,504
>> THERE BETTER BE.
448
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,631
OBSERVE.
449
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,091
>> Monarch: SO I NOTICED THAT
THE RAY GUN'S SAFETY WAS ON,
450
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,301
RIGHT?
451
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,845
SO I GO, "NO BLAST CAN PENETRATE
THE EXOSKELETON OF THE MIGHTY
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00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,473
MONARCH!"
>> Dr. Girlfriend: [ LAUGHS ]
453
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,183
>> Monarch: AND I AM SCARED
[BLEEP]LESS.
454
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,893
>> Dr. Girlfriend: OH, I COULD
IMAGINE.
455
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:36,977
>> Monarch: TOTALLY.
456
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,396
AND THEN CAPTAIN SUNSHINE PULLS
THE TRIGGER...
457
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,898
AND, OF COURSE, NOTHING.
458
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,400
TO THIS DAY, HE STILL THINKS I'M
INVULNERABLE.
459
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,402
>> Dr. Girlfriend: OH, THAT IS
PRICELESS.
460
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:46,987
>> THAT IS RICH, I'LL TELL YA.
461
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:47,655
>> Dr. Girlfriend: PRICELESS.
462
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,782
>> WELL, MY TANK'S GETTIN' LOW.
463
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,200
CAN I GET YOU KIDS SOMETHING TO
DRINK?
464
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,201
NO? OKAY.
465
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,286
PULL OVER!
466
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,080
TRUCKULES COMING THROUGH.
467
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,289
>> Monarch: THAT GUY'S A HOOT.
468
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,957
>> Dr. Girlfriend: I USED TO
WORK FOR HIM.
469
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,001
>> Monarch: SO NOW YOU'RE
NUMBER-2'ing FOR, UH...
470
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,586
>> Dr. Girlfriend: PHANTOM LIMB.
471
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,504
YEAH, IF YOU COULD EVEN CALL IT
THAT.
472
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,505
I DON'T DO ANYTHING.
473
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,633
I JUST STAND AROUND IN THIS
SKIMPY OUTFIT AND --
474
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,051
>> Monarch: LOOK AMAZING.
475
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,345
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE TREATS YOU
LIKE THAT.
476
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,515
I MEAN, YOU ARE, LIKE, THE MOST
CAPABLE VILLAIN IN HIS WHOLE
477
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,182
GROUP.
478
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,308
>> Dr. Girlfriend: YOU THINK?
479
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,267
>> Monarch: OH, I KNOW.
480
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,812
UH, WHAT SAY WE, UH, STEP
OUTSIDE, HUH?
481
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:24,191
THE SMELL OF DIESEL EXHAUST IN
HERE IS KILLING ME.
482
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:28,195
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING,
BOTH MOANING ]
483
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,363
THAT WAS AMAZING.
484
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,950
>> Dr. Girlfriend: YOU KNOW, UH,
MONARCH DOESN'T JUST MEAN
485
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:33,701
BUTTERFLIES.
486
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,244
THERE'S A WHOLE ROYALTY ANGLE,
TOO.
487
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,538
THE DOUBLE MEANING TO THE
WORD -- YOU SHOULD WORK WITH
488
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:38,038
THAT.
489
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:38,872
>> Monarch: LIKE A KING.
490
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,791
LIKE "THE KING OF THE
BUTTERFLIES."
491
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:41,458
I LIKE IT.
492
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:42,876
OH, I SHOULD WRITE THAT DOWN.
493
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,211
>> Dr. Girlfriend: OH, YEAH!
494
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,379
YEAH.
495
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,548
YOU COULD -- YOU COULD WEAR A
CROWN AND EVERYTHING, WHICH
496
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,466
ISN'T TO SAY YOU CAN'T PUSH THE
BUTTERFLY THING A LITTLE
497
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,300
FURTHER, TOO.
498
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,720
LIKE INSTEAD OF A CAPE, WHY NOT
WINGS?
499
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:53,637
>> Monarch: WINGS.
500
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,264
>> Dr. Girlfriend: YOU'RE A
SUPERVILLAIN.
501
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,266
YOU SHOULD JUST BE GOING NUTS
WITH THIS THING.
502
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,684
>> Monarch: WOULD THEY ACTUALLY
WORK?
503
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,310
>> Dr. Girlfriend: LIKE, COULD
YOU FLY WITH THEM?
504
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,395
YEAH, SURE.
505
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,063
I COULD DESIGN YOU SOME
FUNCTIONAL, LIGHTWEIGHT WINGS
506
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,064
THAT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK.
507
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,024
>> Monarch: YOU -- YOU WOULD DO
THAT FOR ME?
508
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,401
>> Dr. Girlfriend: ONLY IF YOU'D
PROMISE TO GET A CAR WITH A
509
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,111
BIGGER BACKSEAT.
510
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,070
>> Monarch: OH, YEAH.
511
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,573
SO WE CAN TRY OUT THE MORE
ACROBATIC POSITIONS.
512
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,866
>> Dr. Girlfriend: FOR THE
HENCHMEN, SILLY.
513
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:16,076
WE'RE GONNA HAVE LOTS AND LOTS
OF HENCHMEN.
514
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,247
>> Monarch: AHH. [ PURRS ]
YOU KNOW, THERE'S -- THERE'S
515
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,167
REALLY SOMETHING I SHOULD TELL
YOU BEFORE WE MAKE THIS
516
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,042
OFFICIAL.
517
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,795
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
QUEEN ETHERIA, I'M --
518
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,255
>> Dr. Girlfriend: EYEBROWS!
519
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,590
WOW. OKAY.
520
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,134
I-I THOUGHT YOUR MASK WAS AN
AESTHETIC CHOICE, BUT I CAN GET
521
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,178
USED TO --
>> Monarch: NO, NO, NO.
522
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,763
THAT'S NOT MY SECRET.
523
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,307
THE THING IS --
OH! HEY!
524
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:38,974
AAH!
525
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,142
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
526
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:43,103
>> Phantom Limb: SHEILA, CLEAN
YOURSELF UP AND GO UPSTAIRS.
527
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,313
OUR GUESTS HAVE BEEN ASKING
QUESTIONS.
528
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:48,275
WE'LL DISCUSS THIS MATTER AFTER
I'VE DISPOSED OF THIS PEST.
529
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,277
>> Dr. Girlfriend: I'M NOT
COMING BACK TO THE PARTY,
530
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,779
HAMILTON.
531
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,614
I'M NOT COMING BACK EVER!
532
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:56,658
I'M GONNA WORK WITH THE --
>> IS THERE A PROBLEM, MR. LIMB?
533
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,619
>> Phantom Limb: UH, NO, NO.
534
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,996
NO PROBLEM, MY LIEGES.
535
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,916
MERELY SAYING GOOD NIGHT TO MY
GUESTS.
536
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:06,251
>> Monarch: YEAH, I'M GONNA GIVE
QUEEN ETHERIA A RIDE.
537
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,127
>> VERY WELL.
538
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,629
PLEASE BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
539
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,756
COUNCILMAN 10 IS GETTING DROWSY.
540
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,799
>> Phantom Limb: I SHALL.
541
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:15,219
>> Monarch: [ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, FELLAS.
542
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,303
GOOD NIGHT, SPARKY.
543
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,306
>> Phantom Limb: WHAT IS YOUR
NAME, YOU INSOLENT LITTLE
544
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:20,140
NOBODY?
545
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,309
>> Monarch: WHY I'M THE
MIGHTY...
546
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,812
MAN-OTAUR!
547
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,313
>> Phantom Limb: THEN LET THIS
BE A WARNING TO YOU...
548
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,690
MAN-OTAUR.
549
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,360
YOU'RE HEREBY OFFICIALLY ON THE
PHANTOM LIMB'S [BLEEP] LIST.
550
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:36,115
AND FROM THIS NIGHT FORWARD, MY
PRIMARY FOCUS IN LIFE WILL BE TO
551
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,157
DESTROY YOU.
552
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,033
SHADOWMEN!
553
00:18:38,116 --> 00:18:39,660
>> Monarch: OH, YEAH?
554
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:42,246
WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ME
FIRST.
555
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:47,501
THAT IS, IF YOU CAN MAKE IT
THROUGH MY M-MALEVOLENT MURDER
556
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,460
MAZE.
557
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,171
[ LAUGHS ]
EH...
558
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:51,588
>> WAIT.
559
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,675
TAKE ME WITH YOU.
560
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,677
>> WELL, YOU SAID YOU WANTED
LOTS OF HENCHMEN.
561
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,178
>> Dr. Girlfriend: UH, THAT'S 9.
562
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,472
THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT -- WITH
THE STARING.
563
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,307
>> Monarch: SORRY, MAN.
564
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,016
W-WAIT.
565
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,685
DID THAT VIDEO HAVE A WIPE?
566
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,854
>> COUNCILMAN 3 GOT
ADOBE PREMIERE.
567
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:07,980
>> WAS IT TOO SHOWY?
568
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,858
I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE THE
SCENE MORE LIVELY.
569
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,693
>> Monarch: AND WHY'D YOU CHANGE
THE MUSIC?
570
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,861
>> PARDON?
571
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:14,820
>> Monarch: A MAN REMEMBERS
WHAT'S ON HIS CAR RADIO THE
572
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,364
FIRST TIME HE TAPS HIS FUTURE
WIFE.
573
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,282
THAT WAS NOT THE SONG.
574
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,158
>> UH, WE COULDN'T AFFORD THE
RIGHTS.
575
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,744
>> INO WAS READY TO SIGN, BUT
BJORK'S LAWYERS JUST WOULD NOT
576
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,620
BUDGE.
577
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,746
>> Dr. Girlfriend: WELL, THAT
PROVES IT.
578
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,791
ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT
PHANTOM LIMB IS SO STUPID THAT
579
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,752
HE COULDN'T RECOGNIZE HIS OWN
HENCHMAN, OR THAT HE'S SO DIM
580
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,714
THAT LATER, WHEN HE MET THE
MONARCH, HE COULDN'T PUT TWO AND
581
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,548
TWO TOGETHER?
582
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,508
>> IT DOES SEEM FAR-FETCHED.
583
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,051
>> Dr. Girlfriend: NOBODY'S THAT
THICKHEADED.
584
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,388
CLEARLY, PHANTOM LIMB IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
585
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:44,391
HE'S THE ONE WHO HID THE
MONARCH'S ILLICIT ACTIVITY FROM
586
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,559
THE GUILD.
587
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,395
THE MONARCH -- HE'S INNOCENT OF
EVERYTHING BUT IGNORANCE.
588
00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:52,566
[ MONITORS POWER DOWN ]
>> Monarch: HI, HONEY.
589
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,068
I THINK I'M GONNA BE DIPPED IN
LAVA.
590
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,403
>> Dr. Girlfriend: MONARCH, I'M
SORRY.
591
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,406
>> Monarch: THAT'S WHAT YOU
SHOULD'VE TOLD ME IN THE ESCAPE
592
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,199
POD.
593
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,076
[ MONITORS POWER UP ]
>> Both: SOVEREIGN!
594
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,411
>> Monarch: It's David Bowie.
595
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:08,749
>> THE COUNCIL OF 13 HAVE MADE
THEIR DECISION.
596
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,709
>> #24: MAN, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
597
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,836
>> #21: THEY'RE JUST TALKING.
598
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,756
>> #24: MAYBE BROCK KNOWS HOW TO
KILL WITH WORDS.
599
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,758
MAYBE HIS NAME IS A KILLING
WORD.
600
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:18,967
>> #21: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
601
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,552
NOW HE'S SHAKING THEIR HANDS.
602
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,470
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
603
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,430
>> #24: MARQUESS OF QUEENSBERRY
RULES.
604
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,306
>> #21: OH, WAIT. NO.
605
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:24,848
NOW HE'S PICKING UP A HAMMER.
606
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,558
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
607
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:28,101
I DON'T SEE TIM-TOM, THOUGH.
608
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:28,977
WHERE THE HELL?
609
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,562
DID BROCK SMUSH HIM ALREADY?
610
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,605
>> #24: NO.
611
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,523
HE -- HE'S RIGHT HERE.
612
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,318
>> WAS YOU THE ONE WHO CALLED
FOR HELP, 21?
613
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:36,777
>> #21: UH, NO, NO.
614
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,820
UH, NO, I WAS NOT.
615
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,988
THAT WAS ALL HIM.
616
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,240
>> #24: DUDE, WHY?
617
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,157
>> GOOD IDEA.
618
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:56,213
WHAT SAY WE CALL A FEW MORE OF
YOUR OLD PALS?
619
00:20:56,296 --> 00:21:13,563
WHAT SAY WE CALL A FEW MORE OF
YOUR OLD PALS?
620
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,608
>> YOU HAVE BEEN TESTED IN
MUTUAL COMBAT AGAINST OUR
621
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,818
SLAUGHTERBOTS.
622
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,195
YOU HAVE PROVED YOUR ROMANTIC
AND PROFESSIONAL COMPATIBILITY,
623
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:23,782
AND YOU HAVE EVEN PROVED THE
MONARCH'S INNOCENCE.
624
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,660
YOUR TRIAL IS THUS CONCLUDED.
625
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,495
NOW JOIN HANDS.
626
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:34,334
MONARCH, DR. GIRLFRIEND, THE
GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT
627
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:38,088
HEREBY APPROVES YOUR APPLICATION
FOR DUO-SHIP.
628
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,841
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU VILLAIN AND
VILLAINESS.
629
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,969
YOU MAY KISS YOUR QUEEN.
630
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:58,859
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERING ]
631
00:21:58,942 --> 00:21:59,818
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERING ]
632
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,069
>> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
633
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:01,945
>> BRING IT, BITCH!
634
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,155
BRING IT!
635
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:06,116
>> IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE
GUILD'S EDICT OF USURPATION,
636
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:11,538
YOU MUST NOW COMPLETE YOUR FIRST
MISSION TOGETHER.
637
00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:19,087
[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> Monarch: THE LAIR OF THE
638
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,047
PHANTOM!
639
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,175
MINIONS, ATTACK!
640
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,426
KILL EVERYONE!
641
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,553
GOD WILL RECOGNIZE HIS OWN.
642
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:27,929
TAKE NO PRISONERS!
643
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,222
SHOW NO MERCY!
644
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,057
>> Dr. Girlfriend: MONARCH.
645
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:30,724
>> Monarch: WHAT?!
646
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,017
>> Dr. Girlfriend: EXCUSE ME?
647
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,103
>> Monarch: OH. SORRY, POOKUMS.
648
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,229
WELCOME HOME.
649
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,230
>> Dr. Girlfriend: GREAT.
650
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,356
>> Monarch: YOU DEPLOYED MY
WINGS WITH YOUR ASS.
651
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,767
>> Phantom Limb: DID YOU REALLY
THINK I'D FORGET ABOUT YOU,
652
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:14,684
OLD MAN?
653
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:17,270
>> WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF
REVENGE TRIP?
654
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,815
I RETIRED FROM ALL THAT
VILLAINY CRAP.
655
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,775
>> Phantom Limb: NO ONE RETIRES
FROM THE PHANTOM LIMB'S
656
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:24,194
[BLEEP] LIST.
657
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:29,366
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
LOOKING FOR THIS...
658
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:30,492
MAN-OTAUR?!