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>> MINIONS!
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REDUCE SPEED TO IMPULSE POWER!
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CHARGE THE LIGHTNING CANNON!
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ALL BATTLE STATIONS
AT THE READY!
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AT MY SIGNAL, WE SHOW THIS
DR. VENTURE THE TRUE POWER
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OF THE COCOON!
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>> WELL, TEAM,
IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT MYSELF
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>> WELL, TEAM,
IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT MYSELF
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A COSTUMED ARCH ENEMY.
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NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THE FLYING
PINE CONE IS ALL ABOUT,
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BUT I'LL GIVE MR. EVERGREEN
A RUN FOR HIS MONEY!
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>> ♪ FOR HE'S A JOLLY
GOOD FELLOW ♪
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>> NO TIME FOR INAPPROPRIATE
AND BAFFLING SING-SONG, NEDDY!
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VENTURE TEAM!
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ASSEMBLE VENTRONIC!
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>> VENTRONIC GOLD IS GO!
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>> VENTRONIC BLUE IS GO!
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>> VENTRONIC RED IS GO!
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>> WEEE! SLIDE FUN!
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NOOO, NO NO!
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NEDDY DON'T LIKE!
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>> ASSEMBLE VENTRONIC!
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>> Jonas: JOIN ME!
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>> I FORM THE LEGS!
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>> I FORM THE RIGHT ARM!
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>> I'M FLYING!
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MAKE A HAPPY SMILE!
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>> All: GO VENTRONIC!
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>> WHAT THE [bleep]
IS THAT THING?!
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>> UMM,
I THINK IT'S A GIANT ROBOT
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WITH AN ICE CREAM CONE
FOR ONE OF ITS ARMS...
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I THINK.
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>> FIRE THE LIGHTNING CANNON!
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AIM FOR THE HEAD.
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I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SMELL
THE BURNING FLESH OF THAT
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LITTLE VENTURE ABOMINATION!
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THE LIGHTNING CANNON SUCKS!
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WHO LOADED IT WITH ROBOT FOOD?
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>> EVASIVE ACTION.
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HARD ASTERN.
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>> VENTRONIC BLUE,
USE THE ENERGY BLADE!
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>> AYE, AYE BOSS!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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>> THE HELM IS NOT RESPONDING!
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>> ALL SYSTEMS ARE DOWN.
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WE'RE SITTING DUCKS!
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>> HAIL VENTURE ON THE BIG
SCREEN.
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>> BRINGING HIM UP--
>> WAIT!
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I WANNA DO SOMETHING. HOLD ON.
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[ BEEPING ]
>> YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE
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TO SURRENDER YOUR BIG
ROBOT THING!
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IF YOU REFUSE,
WE WILL OPEN FIRE!
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>> HOW ABOUT THIS --
I'LL GIVE YOU 20 SECONDS
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TO KISS YOUR WIFE
FOR THE LAST TIME,
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THEN I FINISH YOU OFF,
MR. EVERGREEN.
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>> I-I'M THE MONARCH.
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>> OH, SO THE FLYING
PINE CONE'S A --
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>> COCOON.
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OKAY,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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HE DIDN'T GO FOR IT.
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I EVEN DID THAT COOL
SPIN THING.
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>> IT'S A BIT OF A CLICHE.
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>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.
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I'M TRYING TO ARCH HERE!
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THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S DONE!
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HONESTLY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YA RETARD?!
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>> NO-NO WORD!
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>> YES IT IS, NEDDY.
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>> DID HE JUST CUT ME OFF?
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>> RETARD IS A HATEFUL WORD.
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WE DON'T USE THOSE SLURS.
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>> I'M YOUR ARCH ENEMY!
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I'M NOT GONNA USE "BUNGLING
BOOBS," OR "MEDDLING KIDS."
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IT'S NOT MY STYLE.
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THAT GUY NEEDS TO GET
A THICKER SKIN.
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>> THICKER SKIN?
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POOR NED HAS SKIN THAT'S
THREE INCHES THICK.
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NOW HOW DO YOU THINK
THAT MAKES HIM FEEL?
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>> ITCHY?
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I DON'T KNOW, JUST KEEP IT
CAT AND MOUSE,
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NOT CAT AND MISSILE.
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>> SO IT'S A GAME?
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WE FAKE FIGHT?
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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>> NO, WE SHARPEN OUR CLAWS.
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IT'S LIKE FENCING.
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IT'S ABOUT THE ART OF THE FIGHT.
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>> GOOD.
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WELL, I'M ABOUT TO DELIVER
MY KILLING STROKE.
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THEN WHAT?
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>> THEN THE GUILD STEPS UP
THEIR GAME.
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YOU THROW A ROCK,
THEY THROW A KNIFE.
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YOU THROW A KNIFE,
THEY COME TO YOUR HOUSE
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WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY.
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>> LOOK, DR. VENTURE...
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I love saying that.
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YOU CALLED THE GUILD AND YOU
GET THE DAMNED RULEBOOK.
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I'LL BE WAITING.
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ONE FALSE MOVE AND I WILL
DESTROY YOU...UTTERLY!
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OFF SCREEN!
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HOW'D THAT LOOK?
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COULD THEY SEE THE FIRE?
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>> I DON'T THINK WE'RE FOOLING
ANYBODY.
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WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH
SOMETHING SOON OR IT IS OVER.
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>> YOU DIDN'T MARRY A FOOL!
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BELIEVE ME, NO VENTURE WILL
TAKE DOWN THE MONARCH!
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ENGINEERING,
RESTORE IMPULSE POWER!
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HENCHMEN 21 AND 24,
FRONT AND CENTER!
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>> AND HENCHMAN NUMBER ONE.
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>> AND HENCHMAN NUMBER ONE.
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I WANT YOU THREE TO EXECUTE
A DARK S-7 MANEUVER.
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ON THE DOUBLE.
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>> YES, MONARCH.
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>> I GOTTA ASK THIS --
IS THERE A REASON YOU ALWAYS
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USE 21 AND 24?
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>> I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY,
BUT THEY BOTH HAVE THAT
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RARE BLEND OF EXPENDABLE
AND INVULNERABLE THAT MAKES
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FOR A PERFECT HENCHMAN.
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>> ALL RIGHT, PLEASE TELL ME
YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL
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A DARK S-7 MANEUVER IS.
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>> I THINK IT'S WHEN, UH --
>> THE "DARK" PREFIX INDICATES
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THAT IT'S A STEALTH MANEUVER.
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THE S-7 INDICATES THAT --
>> DUDE, WHO ARE YOU?
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24 AND I WORK AS A DUO.
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>> WE'VE DONE ALL WE CAN.
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I'M SORRY YOUR PLACEMENT
ISN'T WORKING OUT.
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BUT REALLY,
IT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM.
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THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT
IS ANTAGONIST RELATIONS ONLY.
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>> WELL, WHO HANDLES
THE GOOD GUYS?
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>> WHOA!
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I THINK THE LESS HURTFUL TERM
IS "PROTAGONISTS."
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>> OH, YEAH, SORRY.
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WHO HANDLES THE PROTAGONISTS?
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>> WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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O.S.I., DUH!
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>> CAN YOU PATCH ME THROUGH?
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>> OH, SURE.
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JUST LET ME GET MY RED PHONE,
THE HOTLINE.
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>> NO, I'LL SHINE
THE O.S.I. SIGNAL.
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>> NO, NO, NO --
IF WE REALLY BELIEVE
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AND CLICK OUR HEELS, THEY'LL --
>> OKAY, OKAY! I GET IT.
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>> NEWBIE.
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DID YOU SEE HIS CREEPY
LITTLE BODY?
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>> OH, MY GOD, WHEN YOU WERE
A KID, DID YOU EVER MAKE
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G.I. JOE HUMP RAINBOW BRITE?
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>> YEAH.
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>> HE'S WHAT THEIR KID
WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE.
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>> THEY'RE RETREATING,
FOLLOW THEM!
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>> BELAY THAT ORDER!
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>> SWEETIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> I'M SORRY.
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WE BARELY HAVE ENOUGH POWER
TO STAY AFLOAT.
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AND WE DON'T HAVE ONE WEAPON
ONLINE.
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>> DO YOU TRUST ME?
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>> UH...
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KIND OF.
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>> WELL, IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
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YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME!
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FOLLOW THEM!
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>> INCOMING FROM VENTURE.
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>> PERFECT.
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BRING HIM UP ON THE BIG SCREEN!
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>> MONARCH, YOU HAVE
BEEN BESTED.
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NOW CEASE THIS NON--
>> BUTTERFLY!
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[ LAUGHS ]
PRETTY!
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>> THANK YOU, NEDDY.
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I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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SORRY, WE LIKE TO LET NED
MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS.
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>> THEN I HOPE HE DECIDES
TO KISS HIS LEATHERY ASS
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GOODBYE.
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YOU HAVE PLAYED RIGHT
INTO MY TRAP, AND NOW YOU DIE!
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FIRE THE LIGHTNING CANNON!
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ENGINEERING, JETTISON
THE LIGHTNING CANNON
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OUT THE PORT HATCH!
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NAVIGATION
ADJUST ATTITUDE X AND Y
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20 DEGREES!
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DR. GIRLFRIEND,
CUT ALL EXTERNAL POWER!
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>> WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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>> SOME MEN ARE CONTROLLED
BY THEIR HATRED.
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CLOUDS THEIR SENSES AND LEADS
THEM DOWN THE PATH OF RUIN.
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LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU.
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>> I GUESS I SHOULDN'T FINISH
THAT GIANT COCOON I WAS
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BUILDING, THEN.
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OKAY! I WAS A PIRATE!
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I GET IT!
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LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T GET OVER
MY PIRATE PAST, WE'LL NEVER
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MOVE FORWARD.
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>> BOYS, THE MONARCH IS
RETREATING.
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NOW ISN'T THE TIME FOR THIS.
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>> AGREED.
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BACK TO SPIDER SKULL ISLAND.
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WE'LL REFORMULATE OUR METHODS
THERE!
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>> YES, LET'S IGNORE THE PIRATE.
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HE USED TO BE BAD.
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>> VENTRONIC, TAKE US HOME!
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>> I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME.
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>> Monarch: NAVIGATION!
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GET THIS HEAP TO THE LAIR.
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GET UP.
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WE NEED TO MAKE SOME
MODIFICATIONS TO THE COCOON.
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>> YEAH, ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME
WHAT THE HELL YOU HAVE PLANNED?
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>> WHY? YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
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>> I MEAN, I'M TRYING TO.
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IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T --
YOU KNOW, YOU --
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YOU...
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>> JUST HELP ME GET
THIS CHAIR LOOSE.
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>> Man on phone: O.S.I,
CAN I HELP YOU?
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>> YES, THIS IS
DR. JONAS VENTURE, JR.
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CAN YOU CONNECT ME TO THE OFFICE
OF ARCH RELATIONS, PLEASE?
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>> THIS IS O.S.I. DRY CLEANING
AND LAUNDROMAT.
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I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG
NUMBER.
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>> I'M QUITE SURE
I DIALED IT CORRECTLY.
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>> I'M QUITE SURE
I'M IRONING A SHIRT.
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YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
THERE, BUDDY.
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>> BOSS, THERE'S SOMEBODY
KNOCKING AT THE FRONT DOOR.
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>> KNOCK AT THE FRONT DOOR?
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THIS IS AN ISOLATED ISLAND.
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WHO JUST DROPS BY AND KNOCKS
AT THE FRONT DOOR?
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DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE HAD
A FRONT DOOR.
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>> JONAS VENTURE, JR?
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>> OH, SORRY, MATEY,
YOU WANT THE BOSS MAN.
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I'LL -- URGH.
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>> IS THERE A REASON YOU JUST
DARTED MY MAN?
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>> I DIDN'T SEE YOU DOWN THERE.
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JONAS VENTURE, JR?
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>> I AM.
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SO WHO ARE THE DEAD MEN
I'M SPEAKING TO?
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>> THAT'S A JOKE.
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>> REGULAR CUT-UP.
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>> THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM
A REALITY SHOW.
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>> I'D WATCH IT.
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>> I'D WATCH IT TWICE.
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>> EVEN IF FLAVOR FLAV
WAS IN IT.
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>> MY NAME IS MR. DOE,
AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE,
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MR. CARDHOLDER.
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>> SORRY ABOUT PUTTING
YOUR MAN DOWN.
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>> PRECAUTIONARY.
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>> A HARMLESS TRANQUILIZER DART.
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YOU UNDERSTAND.
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>> JUDGING FROM YOUR SHOOT FIRST
ASK QUESTIONS LATER TACTICS,
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I'LL JUST ASSUME YOU MEN ARE
WITH THE O.S.I.?
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>> O.S.I.? NEVER HEARD OF IT.
244
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>> DR. VENTURE, YOU KNOW THAT
THE O.S.I. DENIES ANY KNOWLEDGE
245
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,879
OF THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS
INTENT?
246
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>> I NEVER MENTIONED THE GUILD.
247
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>> NO, BUT I DID.
248
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>> WE WERE JUST PASSING BY,
AND HEARD THAT YOU HAVE
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A BUTTERFLY PROBLEM.
250
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>> AND YOU SEE, ME
AND MY ASSOCIATE HERE ARE
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AMATEUR LEPIDOPTERISTS.
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>> YOU...
253
00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,225
WANT TO SEE MY STAMP COLLECTION?
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>> ONLY IF WE WERE PHILATELISTS.
255
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>> WHICH WE AREN'T,
MR. SMART GUY.
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>> OH, MY HEAD'S GONNA EXPLODE.
257
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I CAN'T HEAR SQUAT.
258
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>> YOU SHOULD PERFORM
THE VALSALVA MANEUVER.
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>> LOOK, MISTER I'M THE BEST
HENCHMAN EVER, WE'LL GET
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TO BUSINESS IN A SECOND.
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I'M TRYING TO POP MY EAR.
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>> THE VALSALVA MANEUVER IS
WHEN YOU ADJUST THE PRESSURE
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IN YOUR MIDDLE EAR, SILLY.
264
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A SWALLOW OR A YAWN
SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
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>> THAT HAS A NAME?
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LISTEN, DUDE, DON'T GET
COZY WITH US.
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YOU'RE THE GUY WHO DOESN'T
COME BACK.
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>> YES, SOME GUYS WHO JUST
SHOWS UP THAT NOBODY'S EVER
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SEEN BEFORE.
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>> RIGHT, AND HE'S ALL
PROFESSIONAL.
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YEAH, DUDE, YOU'RE A GONER.
272
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>> LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE HENCHMAN
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NAMED SPEEDY.
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>> [ GROANING ]
>> [ GASPS ]
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CAPTAIN! YOU OKAY?
276
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>> MAN, GET OFF MY BACK... MOM!
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>> SORRY.
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00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,193
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEEDED HELP.
279
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>> SO I'M A DISAPPOINTMENT,
I GUESS.
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00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,280
HELP THE PIRATE.
281
00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,532
THE PIRATE CAN'T DO ANYTHING
FOR HIMSELF.
282
00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,950
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH?
283
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,035
LIKE YOU'RE PERFECT.
284
00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,078
>> WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?
285
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:24,123
>> SWEET TRANQUILIZER DART,
THAT'S WHAT.
286
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,249
SO GET OUT!
287
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:28,753
YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING
TO BRING ME DOWN.
288
00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,130
AND BRING ME A [bleep] SANDWICH!
289
00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:34,050
>> THE MONARCH HAS KILLED --
>> AS IN COLD BLOODED MURDERED.
290
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,051
>> HIS LAST FIVE ARCH ENEMIES.
291
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,011
NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A VIOLATION TO ME.
292
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,679
>> SOUNDS LIKE A VIOLATION
TO ANYONE WITH EARS.
293
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,056
>> SO WHAT NOW?
294
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,391
I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE PROPER
PROCEDURE IS FOR DEALING WITH
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00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:46,020
UNHINGED AND QUITE HONESTLY,
INCOMPETENT ARCH ENEMIES.
296
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,147
>> WE ARE RECOMMENDING THAT
YOU PIN THIS BUTTERFLY
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00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,649
TO A PIECE OF CARDBOARD.
298
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,359
>> AS IN COLD-BLOODED MURDER.
299
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,736
>> TO ASSIST US IN THIS MATTER,
WE TOOK THE LIBERTY OF INVITING
300
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:54,904
AN EXTERMINATOR.
301
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,615
>> A SPECIALIST IN YOUR
SPECIFIC BUG PROBLEM.
302
00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,534
>> LITTLE MAN HAS FRIEND
WAITING TO PLAY.
303
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,744
[laughs] TICKLES.
304
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,496
>> THAT'S QUITE A MONSTER
YOU GOT.
305
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:04,705
HE HAVE A LEASH?
306
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,582
>> I BET HIS EYES ARE AS
GOOEY AS THE NEXT GUY'S.
307
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,625
>> FUNNY HAT!
308
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:08,918
NED WANTS FUNNY HAT!
309
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,127
>> LOWER IT, CARDHOLDER.
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00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,087
THE APE'S DAFFY.
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HEAD FULL OF PUDDING.
312
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>> FRIEND!
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00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,425
>> LOOKS LIKE OUR EXTERMINATOR
HAS ARRIVED.
314
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,426
>> HEY!
315
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,302
HEY, HEY!
316
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:22,098
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!
317
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:26,852
>> [ MOANS ]
[ THUD ]
318
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,360
>> THAT SEEMS LIKE THE SPORTING
THING TO DO.
319
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,277
>> YOU WANNA WHAT, SHOOT HIM?
320
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,321
AND ALL HIS MEN AND HIS WIFE?
321
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,323
YOU COULD STEAL HIS CATTLE, TOO.
322
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,117
MAYBE BURN HIS VILLAGE DOWN?
323
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,910
>> IT'S AN ANTIQUATED SYSTEM.
324
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,621
I MEAN, MY FATHER DID THIS
FAKE ARCH ENEMY NONSENSE
325
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,872
IN THE '60s.
326
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,999
MAYBE MY BROTHER IS GOOD WITH
THIS NAMBY-PAMBY
327
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:52,294
GUY-IN-A-COSTUME-CHASES-YOU-
AROUND NONSENSE, BUT I'M NOT.
328
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,798
>> NO DISRESPECT, JONAS,
BUT IT ISN'T SO EASY.
329
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,508
THESE GUYS LIKE THEIR SYSTEM.
330
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,968
IT'S WHAT THEY DO.
331
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,721
YOU TAKE THAT AWAY, AND YOU ARE
LOOKING AT A BUNCH OF PISSED OFF
332
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,641
NUT BAGS WITH RAY GUNS
AND GIANT -- I DON'T KNOW,
333
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:09,145
A GIANT OCTOPUS SLASH TANK
WITH LASER EYES.
334
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,396
>> I'VE SEEN ONE OF THOSE.
335
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,231
>> I LIKE THE CUT OF THIS GUY'S
JIB.
336
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,023
>> I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS HAIR.
337
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,191
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
338
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,152
THEN WHAT IF WE KEEP IT
TRADITIONAL?
339
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,696
THIS MONARCH CHARACTER HAS
BROKEN SOME RULES.
340
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,823
>> IF BY "RULES,"
YOU MEAN SKULLS.
341
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,159
>> AND IF BY "BROKEN,"
YOU MEAN PULVERIZED.
342
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,743
>> SO WE PUT ON A BIG SHOW.
343
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,455
WE DO IT LIKE DEAR OLD DADDY
VENTURE WOULD'VE.
344
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,873
THEN EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.
345
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,374
>> EVERYBODY BUT THE MONARCH.
346
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,667
>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
347
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,795
>> I'M GONNA FALL OFF IT.
348
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,089
JUST USE NAILS FOR NOW, OR GLUE.
349
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,007
I DON'T CARE.
350
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,049
>> ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS.
351
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,217
>> GIVE ME THE NEWS!
352
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,761
>> IF PROTAGONIST AGGRESSION
EXCEEDS LEVEL 8 --
353
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,972
>> I THINK TRYING TO ACTUALLY
KILL ME IS AT LEAST THAT.
354
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,892
>> THE ANTAGONIST, IN THE CASE
OF SURVIVAL OR ESCAPE,
355
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,518
IS GRANTED EXTENDED VENGEANCE.
356
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,522
THIS INCLUDES GUILD SANCTIONED
IMMEDIATE RELATIVES.
357
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,317
>> SO, ALL I GOTTA DO IS
STAY ALIVE
358
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,277
AND RUSTY VENTURE IS MINE?
359
00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,653
>> THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.
360
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,780
DR. VENTURE IS A GUILD
SANCTIONED REL-- WHOA!
361
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:02,740
>> FINALLY!
362
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,409
VENGEANCE IS MINE!
363
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,620
WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS
BROKE MY WIFE?
364
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,593
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
365
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:23,552
>> I'M FREEZING.
366
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,553
CAN WE BE DONE, PLEASE?
367
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,680
>> YEAH, I SWALLOWED
TOO MUCH WATER.
368
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,974
NOW I'M GONNA GET DIARRHEA,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
369
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,101
>> THAT TUNNEL DOWN THERE LEADS
TO THE MAIN ROOM.
370
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,353
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
371
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,229
I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG IT IS.
372
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,605
>> NO WAY!
373
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,941
I GOT FREAKED OUT WHEN I HAD
TO DO THAT PLAYING TOMB RAIDER.
374
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:39,568
>> OH, AND SHE DID THAT CREEPY
DROWNING, CONTORTION THING.
375
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,986
THAT WAS GRIZZLY.
376
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:41,987
YEAH, NO WAY.
377
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,072
>> WHAT? WE HAVE TO.
378
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,949
THIS IS HOW WE GET
TO THE MAIN ROOM TO COMPLETE
379
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,076
THE DARK S-7 MANEUVER.
380
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,578
OKAY, FINE,
I'LL GO AHEAD ALONE.
381
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,747
>> GOING ALONE?
382
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,542
THIS IS WHY YOU NEW GUYS
ALWAYS DIE.
383
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,710
YOU JUST CAN'T SMELL A CLICHE
COMING.
384
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,754
>> DUDE, YOU ARE WAY
TOO INTO THIS.
385
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,298
SERIOUSLY, WHAT KIND OF DOUCHE
WOULD BLINDLY SWIM
386
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,675
AN UNDERWATER TUNNEL?
387
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,343
>> THEN WHAT --
>> YEAH, WHAT ABOUT GOING
388
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,427
THAT WAY?
389
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,470
>> IT'S HARDLY THE BEST ROUTE.
390
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,681
>> HANDS UP, WHO PEED
IN THE WATER?
391
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:09,848
>> WELL, I GUESS WE COULD
GO THAT WAY.
392
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,143
>> WELL, I GUESS WE COULD
GO THAT WAY.
393
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,020
>> Jonas: CHECK IT OUT,
GENTLEMEN.
394
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,649
CONSTRUCTED BY A LITTLE OLD
VILLAIN NAMED SCARAMANTULA,
395
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,193
AND ONLY USED ON SUNDAYS
TO GO TO CHURCH.
396
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,444
BEEN DYING TO GIVE IT
A SPIN.
397
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,905
>> AWW, NO [bleep] WAY.
398
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,532
LATE '60s ULTRA DEATH RAY!
399
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,825
SHE'S AMAZING.
400
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,494
SADDLE OPERATED
WITH DOOM CO GEARING.
401
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,246
FREAKING GORGEOUS.
402
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,789
>> IF THAT WERE A WOMAN,
I'D MARRY HER.
403
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,749
>> AND I'D JEOPARDIZE OUR
FRIENDSHIP BY NAILING
404
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:36,834
YOUR HOT WIFE.
405
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,335
>> GYROSCOPIC POSITIONING?
406
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:38,961
>> AT SIX POINTS.
407
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,296
>> SICK TIME
408
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:43,591
AND GET THIS, IT COMES UP
OUT OF THE TOP OF THE SKULL.
409
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,967
>> THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
410
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,137
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS
A MUSEUM TO DR. VENTURE
411
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,179
ON THIS ISLAND.
412
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,431
>> THIS IS AWESOME!
413
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,808
YOU THINK THERE ARE RIDES,
OR, LIKE, A MOONWALK?
414
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,060
>> ONE OF YOU HAVE AN EXTRA
ELECTRO PATCH?
415
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,146
>> NO, WE DON'T WEAR OUR
UTILITY BELTS.
416
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,147
>> YEAH, THEY'RE DORKY.
417
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,149
KINDA LIKE FANNY PACKS
FOR HENCHMEN.
418
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,567
PLUS THEY MAKE ME LOOK FAT.
419
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,152
>> BLAME IT ON THE UTILITY BELT.
420
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,362
>> AND YOU GUYS THINK
I'M GONNA DIE.
421
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,698
I CARRY MY FULL COMPLEMENT
OF UTILITIES.
422
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,326
>> HE SAYS AS HE ELECTROCUTES
HIMSELF.
423
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,118
>> I'M NOT GONNA DIE!
424
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,202
STOP IT!
425
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,330
>> HE GRABS A BOMB ON ACCIDENT
RIGHT HERE.
426
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,664
KABOOM!
427
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,957
>> I'M NOT GONNA DIE.
428
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,335
>> YEAH, AND THEN THE SNAKE
JUMPS OUT AND BITES YOU
429
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,461
RIGHT ON YOUR EYE.
430
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,421
>> STOP IT!
431
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:23,714
OKAY, DONE. EASY PEASY.
432
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:26,216
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE DARK
S-7 MANEUVER IS.
433
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,134
>> WE DO?
434
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,180
>> HEH...
I'M GETTING GOOD AT
REBUILDING THIS THING.
435
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,514
IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD.
436
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,017
>> NO, IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD
IF YOU DON'T TURN YOUR HEAD.
437
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,603
>> MONARCH, THE S-7 MANEUVER
IS COMPLETE!
438
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,772
>> IT WAS? THOSE IDIOTS
ARE AMAZING.
439
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:40,689
ALL RIGHT.
440
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,691
ENGAGE THE CAPRICORN DEVICE!
441
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,778
THEN BRING THE WEE VENTURE FREAK
UP ON THE...
442
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,530
LITTLE SCREEN WE JUST WHEELED
IN FRONT OF MY THRONE.
443
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,616
>> HAILING HIM NOW.
444
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,701
>> THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME?
445
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,120
>> ON THE CONTRARY,
MY DEAR MONARCH,
446
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,122
I WAS HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
447
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,459
>> AND WERE YOU HOPING THAT
I WAS RACING MY NEWLY REVAMPED
448
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,212
FLYING COCOON TOWARD
YOUR ISLAND?
449
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:07,508
[ LAUGHS ]
>> WELL HE'S ABOUT
20 MILES OFFSHORE.
450
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,009
HE IS REALLY HUMMING.
451
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,470
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT THING
COULD MOVE LIKE THAT.
452
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,180
>> GOODBYE, DR. VENTURE.
453
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:17,685
YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE A LIST
OF QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FATHER.
454
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:23,732
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
DID YOU GET THAT?
455
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,025
>> IT WAS KINDA VAGUE.
456
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,402
>> WELL, HIS FATHER'S DEAD.
457
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,071
SO, YOU KNOW, HE CAN ASK HIM
STUFF BECAUSE HE'LL BE JOINING
458
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,114
HIM IN HELL.
459
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,865
AH! I SHOULD HAVE SAID THE
"HELL" PART.
460
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:32,991
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL.
461
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,618
>> YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
THE WAY TO GO.
462
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,662
THAT, AND THEN THE MENACING
LAUGH.
463
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,707
>> SO THE BUTTERFLY FALLS
WILLINGLY INTO THE SPIDER
464
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,708
SKULL'S WEB.
465
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,667
>> MMMM, NOPE.
466
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,001
>> JUST A BIT CONFUSING.
467
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:43,961
>> GOOD TRY THOUGH.
468
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,629
>> IT'S MY FIRST SHOT AT IT.
469
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,716
YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO SEE
THE ALLURE OF ALL THIS.
470
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,676
>> SO, I GUESS YOU WANNA
SHOOT IT YOURSELF?
471
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,844
>> OF COURSE!
472
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,637
>> WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANY
DEATH RAY EXPERIENCE?
473
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,264
I MEAN, THOSE THINGS CAN KICK.
474
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,267
>> IS THE GREAT BROCK SAMSON
JEALOUS OF MY SUPER SWEET
475
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,268
DEATH RAY?
476
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,227
>> KINDA.
477
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,270
>> TOUGH TIDDLYWINKS!
478
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,731
FIRE HER UP!
479
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,778
>> THIS FLOOR IS LASER
TRIP-WIRED.
480
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,989
WE HAVE TO FIND AN ALTERNATE
ROUTE.
481
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,116
>> YEAH, MAYBE OVER A SHARK TANK
OR SOMETHING.
482
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,326
>> YEAH, YOU GO OFF AND MEET
YOUR MAKER, WHILE 24 AND I
483
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,870
KEEP GOING THIS WAY.
484
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,580
>> KNOCK IT OFF, YOU GUYS.
485
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:20,581
IT'S STARTING TO GET TO ME.
486
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:21,707
>> YOU STILL DON'T GET IT.
487
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,042
24 AND I HAVE BEEN ON, LIKE,
1,000 MISSIONS.
488
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,795
WE'VE BEEN SHOT AT,
DIPPED IN ACID.
489
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,589
>> BROCK SAMSON HIT ME
WITH A CAR.
490
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,423
DROVE RIGHT INTO MY KIDNEY.
491
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,674
HERE I AM.
492
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,384
>> YEAH, WE COULD WALK ACROSS
THIS FLOOR AND NOTHING
493
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,594
WOULD HIT US.
494
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,637
BUT THEN THIS HUGE LOG
WOULD SWING DOWN AND TAKE
495
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,597
YOUR HEAD OFF.
496
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,182
>> HERE... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
497
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,224
>> HENCHMAN NUMBER ONE.
498
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,350
>> SEE, YOU ARE NAMELESS.
499
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,602
>> I'M SCOTT HALL.
500
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,313
MY NAME IS SCOTT HALL, OKAY?
501
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,522
>> NOPE. WON'T HELP.
502
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,857
>> YEAH, NOW IT'S JUST PATHOS.
503
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,526
WHEN YOU'RE DYING IN MY LAP,
AND I'M ALL "SCOTT, SCOTT!
504
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,069
DON'T YOU QUIT ON US!
505
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,113
DON'T YOU DARE!"
>> YOU JUST MADE YOUR
506
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,115
UNAVOIDABLE DEATH MORE PATHETIC.
507
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,492
>> FUCK IT.
508
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,870
NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.
509
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:00,913
>> 24: WELL?
510
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,665
[ ALARM BLARES ]
>> OH, COME ON!
511
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,631
>> Brock: SIX MILES
AND CLOSING FAST!
512
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:13,008
TRAJECTORY TARGET AT X-15, Y-23!
513
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:15,677
BLIND FIRE AVAILABLE
AT TWO MILES!
514
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,054
>> RE-TARGETING!
515
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,681
[ ALARM BLARES ]
>> I HAVE AN INTRUDER ALERT,
516
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,933
MUSEUM FLOOR!
517
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,894
>> WHO PUTS A MUSEUM
ON A HIDDEN ISLAND FORTRESS?
518
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,480
>> JONAS, THERE'S AN INTRUDER
IN THE MUSEUM!
519
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,648
>> WHAT?
520
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,149
ZAPRUDER FILMS IN THE MUSEUM?
521
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,528
>> NO! THERE'S SOMEONE
IN THE MUSEUM.
522
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,695
>> CAN'T BE.
523
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,947
WE'RE CLOSED ON THE WEEKENDS!
524
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,032
>> I'LL CHECK IT OUT
UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE
525
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,534
LETTING ME SHOOT THAT THING.
526
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,911
>> NO CHANCE, SAMSON.
527
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,717
>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO TRY THIS, BUT THE OPPORTUNITY
528
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,052
NEVER COMES UP!
529
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,471
>> POOR GUY MISSED OUT
ON, LIKE, THE GREATEST CLICHE
530
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,514
IN DECEPTION.
531
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:01,974
BUT GETTING KILLED BY BROCK...
532
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,059
THAT'S A GLORIOUS WAY
FOR A HENCHMAN TO GO.
533
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,686
>> YOU GUYS ARE HENCHMEN, AYE?
534
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,145
>> AAH! JEEZ, YOU'RE REAL!
535
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,397
>> I USED TO BE.
536
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,733
SAY, YOU GENTS DON'T CARRY
DART GUNS, DO YA?
537
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,526
>> YEAH...TRANQUILIZERS.
538
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,694
GONNA RAT US OUT?
539
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,612
>> NOT IF YOU GIVE ME A HIT
OF DART.
540
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,156
>> YOU WANNA BE SHOT
WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART?
541
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,409
>> I HAVE THE DART MONKEY
ON ME BACK.
542
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,326
JUST ONE, MAN.
543
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,287
AFTER THIS ONE,
I'M GOING STRAIGHT.
544
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,956
I JUST NEED THAT ONE LAST DART.
545
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,875
JUST ONE MORE.
546
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,044
>> OKAY, BUT DUDE,
YOU KNOW THIS IS CREEPY.
547
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,381
>> RIGHT IN THE NECK,
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
548
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,759
>> [ GRUNTS ]
YES!
549
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,721
IT'S LIKE GETTING SUCKED OFF
BY AN ANGEL...
550
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:44,182
A SWEET ANGEL
WITH A TRANQUILIZER.
551
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,107
>> Monarch: STEADY...
552
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,775
STEADY...
553
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,279
GET READY TO LIGHT THAT THING!
554
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,907
>> HE'S ALMOST ON YOU!
555
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,085
>> Both: NOW!
556
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:28,727
captioning provided
by Turner Studios.
557
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,668
>> 21: SO, I GUESS WE'RE RETIRED
AGAIN.
558
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,003
>> OH, AND I HAVE TO MOVE
BACK IN WITH MY DAD.
559
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,172
IT'S SO HUMILIATING.
560
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,633
>> [ BEEPING ]
>> HELLO?
561
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,802
>> Monarch: 21 AND 24,
PREPARE FOR PICKUP
562
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,011
AT DROP-POINT ALPHA SEVEN.
563
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,012
>> MONARCH...
564
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:04,721
MONARCH?
565
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:05,973
WE THOUGHT YOU DIED!
566
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,725
>> WHAT? THAT MIDGET SHOT
HIS CANNON INTO A CLOUD.
567
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,018
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
568
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,770
YOU DINKS ARE THE ONES WHO
INSTALLED THE VIDEO SURVEILLANCE
569
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:12,771
PATCH.
570
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:13,772
>> WE DID?
571
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:14,856
OH.
572
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,150
THAT'S WHAT THE DARK S-7
MANEUVER IS?
573
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,653
>> [ SIGHS ]
I HATE THAT YOU'RE MY BEST MAN.
574
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,612
HONESTLY.
575
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,365
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED
TO HENCHMAN ONE?
576
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,242
>> DEATH BY SAMSON.
577
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,201
>> PERFECT!
578
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:27,869
WE SHALL AVENGE HIS DEATH!
579
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,914
WE RAID THE VENTURE COMPOUND
AT DAWN!
580
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,833
>> SWEET! OVER AND OUT.
581
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,459
>> SO WE SAVED THE DAY?
582
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,836
>> I THINK SO.
583
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:39,464
AH, DUDE, TELL ME YOU KNOW
WHERE DROP-POINT ALPHA-SEVEN IS?