1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:11,511 >> [ METAL CLANGING, BROCK SAMSON YELLING ] 2 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,262 >> Hank: BROCK, NO! 3 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,806 WHY'D YOU KILL THE MAYHEM MOBILE? 4 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,142 >> ADRIENNE! 5 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:18,518 HER NAME WAS ADRIENNE. 6 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:19,686 AND IT WAS HER OR ME. 7 00:00:19,769 --> 00:00:21,813 >> I THOUGHT YOU CALLED HER DANGER HAWK? 8 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:22,981 >> WELL, I CALL IT A MESS. 9 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,983 YOU ARE GONNA CLEAN THIS UP, AREN'T YOU? 10 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:28,903 >> EVERYONE JUST -- JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 11 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:29,779 I NEED TO THINK. 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:33,074 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> BROCK? 13 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,242 >> GIVE HIM TIME, BOY. 14 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:35,118 THINKING'S NEW TO HIM. 15 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,120 >> OKAY, OKAY, HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 16 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:38,413 I WANT ALL OF YOU DRESSED AND ON THAT PLANE 17 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:40,373 IN TWO MINUTES. 18 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,332 >> WHY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 19 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,375 >> I JUST GOT INTO MY PJs. 20 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,293 >> I'LL EXPLAIN LATER. 21 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,503 H.E.L.P.E.R., PREP THE X-1 FOR TAKE OFF. 22 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,464 >> [ WHIRRING ] >> OH, WHAT THE HELL'S 23 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,049 THE MATTER WITH HIM NOW? 24 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,050 >> I THINK HE THINKS HE'S NEXT. 25 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:53,261 >> HE OFTEN SPEAKS OF THE COMING WAR BETWEEN MAN 26 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:56,181 AND THE BROTHERHOOD OF MACHINES. 27 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,312 >> [ BEEP BEEP BEEP ] >> OKAY, OKAY. 28 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:05,899 H.E.L.P.E.R., I WANT YOU TO GO PLOT A COURSE FOR SPIDER-SKULL 29 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:06,816 ISLAND. 30 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,152 >> OH, MY BROTHER'S PLACE? 31 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,654 >> DOC, IF WHAT I THINK IS GOING DOWN, I GOTTA GET 32 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,031 YOU GUYS SOME PLACE SAFE. 33 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:16,034 DANGEROUS MEN MAY ALREADY BE ON THEIR WAY HERE. 34 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,995 >> SO TURN ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE AND GO TO BED. 35 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:20,163 WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO PARANOID? 36 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:23,124 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO KILL ME SINCE I COULD PEE 37 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,042 STANDING UP. 38 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,211 >> THEY'RE NOT COMING FOR YOU. 39 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,004 THEY'RE COMING FOR ME. 40 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:32,967 >> [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] 41 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,511 >> OH GOD, THEY'RE HERE ALREADY. 42 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,138 EVERYBODY TAKE COVER! 43 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,935 >> CAR TROUBLE? 44 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:12,715 >> Monarch: WE ARE GOING TO STORM THE VENTURE COMPOUND! 45 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,592 I'M NOT STOPPING. 46 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,636 YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. 47 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:17,470 >> I DIDN'T HAVE TO PEE THEN. 48 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,596 >> UGH! HERE. 49 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:19,806 PEE IN THIS. 50 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:20,723 >> COME ON! 51 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,058 THERE'S STILL DRINK IN THIS! 52 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,393 PLEASE JUST PULL OVER. 53 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,477 >> THERE'S A GAS STATION COMING UP. 54 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,396 I COULD PULL OVER. 55 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,439 >> SWEET, I COULD GO FOR A SLUSHIE. 56 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:29,065 BUT I HAVE TO CHANGE FIRST. 57 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,900 >> YEAH, I WANNA CHANGE TOO. 58 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:33,069 THEY ALWAYS ASK US WHAT BAND WE PLAY IN WHEN WE WEAR 59 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:34,070 THESE THINGS IN PUBLIC. 60 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:34,988 >> WE'RE STORMING! 61 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:37,073 WE'RE NOT DRIVING TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 62 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:38,074 PEE IN THE CUP! 63 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:39,659 MAN! OKAY, JEEZ. 64 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:40,743 ALL RIGHT, NO LOOKING. 65 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,162 >> LOOK AT IT? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 66 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,205 I HATE MY HENCHMEN. 67 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,331 >> THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 68 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,624 I WANTED TO BRING THE COCOON. 69 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,127 >> THAT'S JUST WHAT VENTURE EXPECTS US TO DO. 70 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:49,711 BUT HE WON'T EXPECT THIS. 71 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:52,213 YOU AND YOUR TWO BEST MEN. 72 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:52,422 ME AND MY... 73 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,424 MEN. 74 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,425 WE KEEP IT SLIM! 75 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,634 ELITE FORCES. 76 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:57,927 >> GREAT IDEA. 77 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,097 ONE OF YOUR "ELITE FORCES" IS PLAYING TETRIS ON HIS CELL 78 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:04,434 PHONE WHILE THE OTHER IS PEEING INTO A GRANDE CHAI LATTE. 79 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:05,518 >> MY GOD I WISH. 80 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,729 IT'S LIKE THERE'S A VICE ON MY WING-DING! 81 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:11,190 YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP TALKING SO I CAN GET INTO THE ZONE. 82 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,233 >> Monarch: WHAT? 83 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:12,650 SON OF A BITCH! 84 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,569 SGT. HATRED? 85 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,446 IS HE HEADING FOR THE-- NO! NO! 86 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,655 IF THAT WASH-UP THINKS HE'S GOING TO RUIN THIS NIGHT 87 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,617 FOR ME-- HONEY! 88 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,244 MAKE THE MONARCH MOBILE GO FASTER! 89 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,330 >> Brock: UH, LOOK, HONEY, I'D LOVE TO STAY 90 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,583 AND CATCH UP WITH YOU, BUT I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE 91 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:30,877 THE O.S.I. ARE ON THEIR WAY TO TERMINATE ME. 92 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,296 AND THE LAST I CHECKED, YOU WEREN'T EXACTLY ON THEIR 93 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,255 "IT LIST" EITHER. 94 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,340 >> Molotov: THE O.S.I.? 95 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:38,217 OH HO HO, DARLING, WHO DO YOU THINK ASKED ME 96 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,803 TO KILL YOU? 97 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:41,763 >> Brock: UH OH. 98 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,264 I THINK YOU GOT 'EM MAD. 99 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,641 >> DON'T GET CUTE, SAMSON. 100 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,768 RELEASE ME, OR MY BLACKHEARTS WILL CUT YOU TO RIBBONS. 101 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,895 >> OH, ARE THEY WITH YOU? 102 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,563 >> HAH! 103 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,649 I NEVER SAID I TOOK THE ASSIGNMENT. 104 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,691 >> WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY? 105 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,652 YOU LOVE ME TOO DARN MUCH TO KILL ME? 106 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,321 >> MAYBE I'M JUST TOO JEALOUS TO SHARE YOU. 107 00:03:58,404 --> 00:04:02,200 YOUR O.S.I. HAS ALREADY HIRED THREE OTHER ASSASSINS -- 108 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:06,746 HEINRICH TRIGGERMENSCH, CODE NAME HERR TRIGGER. 109 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,832 FORMER MEMBER OF THE EAST GERMAN OLYMPIC BIATHLON TEAM 110 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:13,503 AND CURRENT NUMBER 1 ON INTERPOL'S MOST WANTED LIST. 111 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,339 KILLING IS MORE THAN JUST A JOB FOR HIM... 112 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:19,300 >> Agent: BUSINESS OR PLEASURE, MR. UH...TRIGGER? 113 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,094 >> [ SHUDDERS ] ECSTASY. 114 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:25,098 >> RUSSELL STURGEON, CODE NAME GO-FISH. 115 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,850 LITTLE IS KNOWN ABOUT HIM OTHER THAN THAT HE SPECIALIZES 116 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,144 IN MARITIME ASSASSINATIONS. 117 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:33,064 >> Agent: AND HOW LONG WILL YOU BE STAYING, MR. STURGEON? 118 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,984 >> TILL I LAND ME A 250-POUNDER. 119 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,069 >> JEAN-CLAUDE LE TUEUR. 120 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:41,197 HIS EGO WON'T PERMIT HIM A CODE NAME. 121 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,574 A BORED, RICH GAME HUNTER, HE TURNED TO HUMAN TARGETS 122 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:44,867 FOR SPORT. 123 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,037 HE IS ALSO AN AVID COLLECTOR OF EXOTIC WEAPONS AND SOMETHING 124 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:52,625 CALLED "SILVER AGE" COMIC BOOKS. 125 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,712 >> Agent: ANYTHING TO DECLARE MR. LE TUEUR? 126 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,046 >> EXCELSIOR! 127 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,256 >> Hunter: SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, BOY-O. 128 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:01,384 PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME IN HER LYING COMMIE LIFE. 129 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,386 MY MOLES ON THE INSIDE CONFIRMED IT-- 130 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,388 O.S.I.'S THROWING YOU TO THE WOLVES. 131 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,764 WELCOME TO MY LIFE, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. 132 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,725 >> SO, WILL YOU HELP ME? 133 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:10,518 >> WELL HE HE HE... 134 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:13,229 AREN'T YOU GOING TO INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR FRIEND? 135 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:15,314 >> PISS OFF, YOU HORRIBLE BUZZARD! 136 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,274 TSETSE FLY! BUZZ! 137 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,275 >> I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE. 138 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,610 WILL YOU JUST WAIT OUT IN THE X-1 WITH THE BOYS. 139 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:20,778 >> YOU CAME IN THE PLANE? 140 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,156 YOU CALL PARKING A SUPERSONIC JET IN FRONT OF A TITTY BAR 141 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:24,407 INCONSPICUOUS? 142 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,743 WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO BE A SPY, [ bleep ] GALLAGHER?! 143 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:27,910 >> Man: HEY, THUNDER THIGHS! 144 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,203 YOU WORKIN' OR YOU GABBIN' OVER THERE? 145 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,415 >> DON'T YOU BARK AT ME, YOU JUNKYARD DOG! 146 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,334 I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE ICE HERE! 147 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:37,295 >> Doc: [ angry mumbling ] [ VEHICLE APPROACHES ] 148 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:40,465 >> HITS ME IN MY THROAT AND HE JUST LETS IT HAPPEN! 149 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:46,346 SUPPOSED TO BE MY BODYGUARD, SO WHAT DO YOU NEED, MONEY? 150 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:47,221 >> Brock: NAH. 151 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,307 'STILL GOT THE WAD YOU GAVE ME LAST TIME. 152 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:50,433 >> GOOD! TIP ME! 153 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,436 THAT'S A PASSPORT, DRIVER'S LICENSE AND DISCOVER CARD. 154 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,021 YOUR NAME IS JESUS TRALFAZ. 155 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,774 YOU LIVE IN PUEBLO, COLORADO, YOU SELL ALUMINUM SIDING, 156 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,776 AND YOU LOVE THE HISTORY CHANNEL. 157 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,778 QUICK! FEEL MY TITS! 158 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,279 DO IT! 159 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:03,946 NO TOUCHING THE LADIES! 160 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,449 I CAN HANDLE THIS ONE, JIMMY. 161 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,077 THAT'S A LIST OF FRIENDLY CONTACTS. 162 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,120 ALL EX-O.S.I. WHO'VE GONE OFF THE RESERVATION LIKE YOU. 163 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,164 >> Brock: I'M GONNA NEED WHEELS... 164 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:14,165 >> YOU CAN TAKE MINE. 165 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:17,043 BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE LOOKIN' FOR THE KEYS. 166 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,544 >> [ 21 COUGHS, SPITS ] HALF THE FRIGGIN' NIGHT 167 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:22,423 LOOKING FOR A WAY IN, AND THE FRONT DOOR WAS UNLOCKED. 168 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,633 THAT BLOWS. 169 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,177 >> AT LEAST WE NOW HAVE THE SEPTIC SYSTEM MAPPED OUT. 170 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,136 >> Monarch: ALRIGHT! 171 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,638 CUT THE CHATTER, IT'S GAME TIME. 172 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,348 YOU ALL KNOW YOUR ROLES. 173 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,766 HUDDLE UP. 174 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:32,975 HUDDLE UP! 175 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:33,976 OKAY REVIEW... 176 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:34,644 MOPPETS? 177 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:35,978 >> WE LOCATE THE VENTURE BOYS. 178 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:36,938 >> AND KILL THEM. 179 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:37,939 >> Monarch: YOU SUBDUE THEM. 180 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:38,773 >> CUT THEIR BELLIES? 181 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,109 >> SUBDUE THEIR BELLIES -- DR. MY WIFE? 182 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,736 >> LOCATE AND SEDUCE -- >> SUBDUE! COME ON! 183 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,113 >> SUBDUE BROCK SAMSON. 184 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:45,947 >> Monarch: HENCHMAN 24? 185 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,116 >> LOCATE AND SUBDUE THE VENTURE ROBOT. 186 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,117 >> Monarch: SUBDUE? 187 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,159 YOU CAN KILL THE ROBOT... 188 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,160 IT'S A ROBOT. 189 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,161 HENCHMAN 21? 190 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,329 >> WHAT? 191 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:55,164 DUDE, I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD IT'S BACKING UP INTO MY KIDNEYS. 192 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,207 >> Monarch: WRONG! 193 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,584 YOU KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SGT. HATRED WHILE I LOCATE 194 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,795 AND SUBDUE DR. VENTURE. 195 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:01,337 FORGET IT. 196 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:03,297 YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM. 197 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,008 ALL RIGHT ALPHA TEAM, WE'VE TRAINED FOR EVERY ASPECT 198 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,677 OF THIS MANEUVER -- >> EXCEPT FOR 199 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,469 THE ELECTRIC FENCE. 200 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,637 >> EXCEPT THE FENCE... 201 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,681 >> WHICH WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM IF WE TOOK THE COCOON. 202 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:14,225 >> [ SIGHS ] OKAY, LET'S WRITE HISTORY. 203 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:25,361 >> (HEAVY BREATHING) YAH. YAH! 204 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,571 >> Brock: GO! GO! 205 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:27,029 GET TO YOUR BROTHER'S! 206 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,031 >> Doc: OKAY, BYE! 207 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,491 WE'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE LAND. 208 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,492 >> Brock: NO! 209 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:32,535 MAINTAIN RADIO SILENCE. 210 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,163 IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME IN 48 HOURS, GET YOURSELF 211 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,665 A YELLOW PAGES AND LOOK UP "BODYGUARD." 212 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:38,666 >> Hank: NO, BROCK! 213 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:39,333 WE WON'T GO WITHOUT YOU! 214 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,419 >> Brock: DO WHAT I TELL YOU! 215 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:45,047 THE FARTHER AWAY FROM ME YOU GO, THE SAFER YOU'LL BE. 216 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,048 >> Dean: BUT... 217 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,425 WE'RE A FAMILY! 218 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,719 WE STICK TOGETHER THROUGH THICK AND THIN. 219 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:50,219 >> Brock: NO. 220 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,929 YOU GUYS ARE THE FAMILY. 221 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,264 I'M JUST A GUY WHO WAS HIRED TO PROTECT YOU. 222 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:56,309 >> Hank: BUT WE, LIKE, LOVE EACH OTHER. 223 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:59,353 >> Brock: I DON'T LOVE YOU, BOYS! 224 00:07:59,437 --> 00:07:59,854 IT WAS A JOB. 225 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,814 NOTHING MORE. 226 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,900 AND NOW THAT IT'S OVER, YOU'LL ONLY GET IN MY WAY. 227 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:04,984 NOW GET! 228 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,070 ON! THAT! PLANE! 229 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:20,249 [ JET ENGINE IDLES, ACCELERATES ] 230 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,211 [ RAPID GUNFIRE ] [ GUNFIRE CONTINUES ] 231 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,845 >> Brock: [ SIGHS ] >> Hank: BOY, THAT WAS 232 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,013 A CLOSE ONE! 233 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,139 >> Brock: HANK?! WHAT THE -- ?! 234 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,140 >> SERIOUSLY, BROCK. 235 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,099 THE LASSIE TRICK? 236 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,476 WHAT WAS I BORN YESTERDAY? 237 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:43,189 [ RAPID GUNFIRE ] [ SNIFFS ] 238 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,941 YAH! 239 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,067 >> DAMN IT, HANK! 240 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,735 IF WE LIVE THROUGH THIS, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF. 241 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:49,612 >> NUH-UH. 242 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,739 YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE TO KILL ANYMORE! 243 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:52,823 OW! 244 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:59,455 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ HORNS HONKING ] 245 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,374 [ COMM LINK BEEPS ] >> Brock: DOC! DOC! 246 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,960 >> Doc: OH, WELL HELLO, MISTER "NO RADIO CONTACT." 247 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:04,543 >> Dean: HI, BROCK! 248 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,212 >> Doc: MISS US ALREADY? 249 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,381 >> Brock: TAKE A LOOK AROUND THE COCKPIT, DOC. 250 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:09,799 YOU FORGET SOMETHING? 251 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:10,174 >> EH... 252 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,968 TRAVEL BINGO? 253 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,052 >> Brock: TRY YOUR SON, DOC. 254 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,346 >> NO, DEAN'S RIGHT H-- >> Brock: HANK, YA ASS! 255 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,348 WHY IS HANK SITTING NEXT TO ME? 256 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:18,641 >> WELL, THE BOY IDOLIZES YOU. 257 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:19,642 YOU KNOW THAT. 258 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,643 >> LISTEN TO ME! 259 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:21,727 TURN THE X-1 AROUND. 260 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:22,770 YOU GOTTA COME GET HANK! 261 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:23,229 >> AWWW... 262 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,856 >> SEATBELT. NOW! 263 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,984 YOU WANNA END UP LIKE GARY BUSEY? 264 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,819 >> THERE'S THAT GUY AGAIN. 265 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:30,987 >> I SEE HIM! 266 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,822 OKAY, WHAT CAN WE THROW AT THIS JACKASS? 267 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,448 LET'S SEE... 268 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:40,288 [ RAPID GUNFIRE ] >> SORRY! 269 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,330 SORRY! 270 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:45,501 [ RAPID GUNFIRE ] >> Doc: BROCK? I DON'T SEE YOU. 271 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:48,462 FLICK YOUR HIGH BEAMS ON AND OFF OR SOMETHING. 272 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,422 >> OOH! CAN I HELP? 273 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,673 >> Brock: NO, JUST... 274 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,341 EVERYBODY SHUSH! 275 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:01,017 >> OH, THERE YOU ARE. 276 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,977 THANKS, BROCK. 277 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:03,311 >> Hank: 'DIDN'T WORK. 278 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:03,978 >> I KNOW! 279 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,187 I KNOW MAKE IT STOP! 280 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,188 >> OH! IS IT THIS ONE...? 281 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,107 >> Brock: HANK, NO! 282 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:18,200 >> Hank: [ SCREAMS ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 283 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:25,374 >> Hank: [ SCREAMS ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 284 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:35,384 >> Hank: [ SCREAMS ] >> Herr Trigger: [ SCREAMING ] 285 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:42,433 >> Hank: [ SCREAMS ] >> Herr Trigger: [ SCREAMING ] 286 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:47,980 [ GIDDY LAUGHTER ] >> Brock: ALL RIGHT, 287 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,066 WE'RE GONNA SPLIT UP AGAIN ONCE I GET US A SAFE 288 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:53,069 DISTANCE AWAY, OH-- BUSEY!!! 289 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,612 >> BUT WE WON THE CAR CHASE! 290 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:55,613 UNFAIR! 291 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:56,572 UNFAIR! 292 00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:57,990 >> STARBOARD ENGINE'S DEAD. 293 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,659 I GOTTA PUT HER DOWN FAST! 294 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,702 DAMN IT! 295 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,245 LANDING GEAR'S GONE! 296 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,707 >> [ BEEP BEEP ] >> [ GRUNTS ] 297 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,420 [ STRAINING ] >> [ BEEPS ] 298 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,310 [ HORNS HONKING ] >> [ BEEP BEEP BEEP ] 299 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,569 [ BEEP BEEP ] >> [ MOANING ] 300 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,121 >> HA! 301 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,293 >> TIME TO SUBDUE. 302 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,253 UGH! 303 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,130 GOTCHA YA MOTHER... 304 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:57,258 [ MUTTERING ] [ PANTING ] 305 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,469 WHAT WOULD A TEENAGER BE DOING WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? 306 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,095 >> I KNOW WHAT I DID WITH THEM. 307 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,972 >> ME, TOO. 308 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,140 UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOUCHED IT. 309 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,393 >> A-HA! 310 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:11,814 >> [ SIGHS ] NGH. 311 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,781 WAKE UP, SEXY. 312 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,327 >> HA! 313 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,455 DIE, DOCTOR -- OH, COME ON! 314 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,001 >> Hatred: BUST IT DOWN, WHY DON'T YA? 315 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:32,501 >> OH DUDE, SORRY... 316 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,419 >> IT'S OCCUPADO! 317 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:35,671 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS STUCK. 318 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:36,755 WAIT... 319 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,967 ALPHA TEAM, WE HAVE A 27-6 IN THE MASTER BEDROOM, OVER. 320 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,135 >> YEAH, HI. 321 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,219 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THOSE NUMBERS MEAN. 322 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:46,348 >> JUST GET UP HERE! 323 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,101 >> WHERE THE [ bleep ] ARE YOU!? 324 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:50,686 >> Doc: SO WHO IS THIS GUY? 325 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:51,270 >> Brock: OLD O.S.I. 326 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,189 BUDDY OF MINE. 327 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,566 >> OH, GOOD PLAN, GENERAL WESTMORON. 328 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:57,526 LET'S JUST HAND OURSELVES OVER TO THE GUYS WHO'RE TRYING 329 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,652 TO KILL US. 330 00:12:58,736 --> 00:12:59,528 >> ME. 331 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,654 THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME. 332 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,823 AND HE'S NOT WITH THE AGENCY ANYMORE. HE GOT KICKED OUT 333 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,701 COUPLE YEARS AGO ON A DON'T-ASK-DON'T-TELL BEEF. 334 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,745 >> Dean:: SO WE KNOW HE CAN KEEP A SECRET! 335 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,705 >> WELL WELL, WELL WELL WELL. 336 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:10,206 LOOKY WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN. 337 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,708 >> HEY, SHORE LEAVE. 338 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,211 LONG TIME NO-- >> AH, NO NO-NO-NO! 339 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:15,961 NOT MY HANDLE ANYMORE. 340 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,547 THESE DAYS I'M CALLED "HOLY DIVER." 341 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,468 >> BROCK SAMSON, AS I LIVE AND BREATHE! 342 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,219 >> Brock: HEY! I REMEMBER YOU. 343 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,346 YOU'RE MILE HIGH. 344 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,388 >> NOT ANYMORE. 345 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,725 "SKY PILOT" IS MY CALL SIGN EVER SINCE JESUS SLEW 346 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,019 OUR DEMONS OF HOMOSEXUALITY. 347 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,020 >> OH, BOY. 348 00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:33,979 >> THAT'S GREAT. 349 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,189 SO NOW YOU GUYS ARE--? 350 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,315 >> PARTNERS! 351 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,399 IN THE FASTEST GROWING YOUTH MINISTRY 352 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,734 IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA! 353 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:42,238 >> ARE YOU HERE TO ENROLL THESE FINE YOUNG CHRISTIAN 354 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,573 SOLDIERS IN OUR EXTREME OUTREACH PROGRAM? 355 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,574 >> Hank: EW. 356 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,575 >> Dean:: HEY, FUN! 357 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,701 >> Brock: UH, NO, I JUST WANNA CHARTER YOUR BOAT 358 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:50,913 TO TAKE THESE GUYS TO SPIDER-SKULL ISLAND 359 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,250 WHILE I DEAL WITH A, UH, STICKY SITUATION. 360 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,709 >> MM... NO CAN DO-DO-DO. 361 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,503 WE'VE GOT "BIBLE DIVE" AT NOON. 362 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,421 >> AND "PARASAILING THROUGH CORINTHIANS" 363 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,422 FROM TWO TO THREE. 364 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,507 >> Brock: AH JEEZ. 365 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,426 LOOK, CAN YOU AT LEAST HOOK ME UP WITH SOME SUPPLIES? 366 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,095 COUPLE POUNDS OF C-4... 367 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:06,512 >> NO. 368 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,264 >> TRIP WIRE... 369 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,265 MAYBE A SPEAR GUN... 370 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,474 >> NO. AND NO. 371 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,227 WE'RE NOT IN THE KILLING BUSINESS ANYMORE, BROCK-ODILE. 372 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,186 WE'RE IN THE SAVING BUSINESS. 373 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,106 >> BUT WE HAVE GOT THE ONLY WEAPON YOU'LL EVER 374 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,691 NEED, FRIEND. 375 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,943 >> LET'S GO. 376 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:27,658 [ GRUNTS ] UGH! 377 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,411 [ GROANS ] HUH? 378 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,872 WHAT? HUH? 379 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,584 [ GRUNTING ] >> BROCK! 380 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,587 >> OH, THAT SINNER JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG BROTHERS! 381 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,172 >> BECAUSE WE'RE NOT JUST SKY PILOT AND HOLY DIVER, 382 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,925 MILD-MANNERED ADVENTURE BIBLE SCHOOL PASTORS... 383 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:45,968 >> WE'RE ALSO... 384 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:48,971 >> Both: THE SOUL-MATES! 385 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,142 >> HA HA HA HA! 386 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,686 >> YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS A TRUE MIRACLE OF FAITH. 387 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,645 IT IT SO GOOD. 388 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,064 >> Pilot: EPHESIANS SEQUENCE READY! 389 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,858 >> ACTIVATE -- BOOTS OF THE GOSPEL! 390 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:06,488 [ KEYS CLACKING, BEEPING ] INITIATE: LOIN-GIRDING 391 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,073 CODPIECE OF TRUTH! 392 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,992 >> UM... 393 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,076 IS THIS GONNA TAKE LONG? 394 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,119 >> OH-HO! 395 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,829 "YE HAVE NEED OF PATIENCE, THAT, AFTER YE HAVE DONE 396 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:17,207 THE WILL OF GOD, YE MIGHT RECEIVE THE PROMISE." 397 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,293 >> Diver: ENGAGE -- BREASTPLATE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS! 398 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,544 >> HA HA HA. 399 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,338 MOUTHFUL OF THIS BASTARD. 400 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,548 HA HA, HA HA! 401 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:29,428 >> [ COUGHS, SPITS ] YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 402 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,721 >> Dean:: I THINK HE'S THROWING SHARKS AT HIM NOW. 403 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:34,892 >> ACTIVATE -- HELMET OF SALVATION! 404 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,019 >> EPHESIANS SEQUENCE COMPLETE! 405 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,103 >> THANK GOD. 406 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,356 >> NOW FOR THE SHIELD OF FAITH AND THE SWORD OF SPIRIT 407 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,649 TO COMPLETE THE ENSEMBLE! 408 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,650 BOOM! 409 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,525 YUMMY! 410 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,821 >> [ STRUGGLING ] >> MORE BAIT? 411 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,825 AWW... 412 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,785 GYP! 413 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,744 >> ALL RIGHT! 414 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,287 LET'S KICK TRESPASS ASS! 415 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,413 >> ALL RIGHT! 416 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,332 NOW WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME HEAD-BUSTIN'! 417 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,459 >> Diver: OH, LORD, GIVE US THE STRENGTH IN THIS DARK HOUR, 418 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,543 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 419 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212 HE'S RIGHT THERE! 420 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,505 GET HIM! 421 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:05,589 >> WHERE IS BROCK? 422 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:09,885 >> [ DIVER CONTINUES PRAYING ] >> HE'S GONNA KILL HIM! 423 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,345 AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING? 424 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,680 >> EXCUSE ME! WE ARE. 425 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,723 THE POWER OF THE PRAYER CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS, HANK. 426 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,850 >> Doc: THIS IS WORSE THAN CALLING ORPHEUS. 427 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,560 >> HA HA HA! 428 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,645 I'VE GOT YOU NOW. 429 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,940 YOU'RE ON THE END OF MY LINE AND YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE. 430 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,734 HA HA HA HA! 431 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:31,740 >> [ SNEAKY LAUGHTER ] [ SMOOCH ] 432 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:37,413 >> HA HA HA HA [ Gasps ] >> Brock: "O GOD THE LORD, 433 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,833 THE STRENGTH OF MY SALVATION, THOU HAST COVERED MY HEAD 434 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,377 IN THE DAY OF BATTLE." 435 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,838 >> Girlfriend: THE MONARCH AND I ARE TAKING YOUR ARCH ENEMY. 436 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,257 I CLEARED IT WITH THE GUILD, AND VENTURE IS OURS. 437 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,425 NOW IF WE COULD -- >> SHE'S LEAVING ME. 438 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,343 >> WHAT? 439 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,845 >> PRINCESS TINYFEET. 440 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,806 SHE, I, SHE'S GONNA PACK UP HER TEEPEE AND LEAVE ME. 441 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,558 I JUST KNOW IT. 442 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,435 >> DID SHE SAY SHE WAS LEAVING YOU? 443 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,979 >> I GOT THIS TEXT. 444 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,605 >> THAT'S A BIG CELL PHONE. 445 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,441 >> I'M A BIG BOY. 446 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,900 >> "WE NEED TO TALK." 447 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:07,818 THAT'S IT? 448 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,570 >> I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER! 449 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,698 SHE IS THE SUN TO MY... 450 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:13,699 MY LAWN?... 451 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,783 I DON'T KNOW. 452 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,702 >> WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS 453 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:17,661 TO TALK ABOUT? 454 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:18,787 >> YOU'RE A WOMAN... 455 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,248 I MEAN, YOU ARE A WOMAN, RIGHT? 456 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,166 >> I'M GONNA IGNORE THAT. 457 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,251 >> WELL, YOU THINK IT'S SOMETHING ELSE? 458 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,503 >> NO. 459 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,756 "WE NEED TO TALK" IS KINDA UNIVERSAL 460 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,048 FOR "I'M LEAVING YOU". 461 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:30,632 IT'S THE BUTTER-UP PART. 462 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,593 >> AH! SHE'S BUTTERING ME! 463 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:36,138 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE! 464 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,640 I'M NOT LEAVING TILL MY ARCH ENEMY 465 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,185 COMES HOME AND KILLS ME. 466 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:52,321 >> [ GRUNTING ] AHHHH, ALRIGHT. 467 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,824 GET THAT DOOR SHUT AND SETTLE IN! 468 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,327 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA LAY LOW HERE FOR A DAY OR SO. 469 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,954 GRAB SOME Z'S WHILE YOU CAN UNTIL I SCARE UP A RIDE 470 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:01,914 OUTTA HERE. 471 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,916 [ SNIFF SNIFF ] UGH. 472 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:04,958 I COULD USE A SHOWER. 473 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,001 >> I CALL DIBS! 474 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,086 >> UH! 475 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,754 WHY CAN'T I GET RID OF YOU? 476 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:09,671 FINE. 477 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,006 I'M GOIN' OUT FOR SUPPLIES. 478 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,884 BOYS, STAY IN THE ROOM AND DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR 479 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:14,843 FOR ANYONE. 480 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,886 >> Doc: OH, BROCK? 481 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,472 CAN YOU GET ME SOME CONDITIONER WHILE YOU'RE OUT? 482 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:19,097 MY BEARD. 483 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,350 I USE IT--IT'S FOR MY BEARD. 484 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,186 >> HERE'S WHAT I'VE GLEANED. 485 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,815 HATRED WON'T LEAVE UNTIL DR. VENTURE COMES AND KILLS HIM. 486 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:31,360 HE SAID, AND I QUOTE: "I, LIKE PATTY SMYTHE BEFORE ME, 487 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,654 AM A WARRIOR, AND I WILL DIE AT THE HAND 488 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,738 OF MY ARCH ENEMY." 489 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,531 >> WELL HE'S GONNA BE IN THERE FOR A WHILE. 490 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,324 THEY TOOK THE JET. 491 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,534 COME ON! 492 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,868 WE HAVE TO GO. 493 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,036 >> Girlfriend: JUST A MINUTE! 494 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,079 >> CAN YOU GUYS AT LEAST TALK IN THE CLOSET OR SOMETHING! 495 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,873 CAUSE I STILL HAVE TO TINKLE WICKED BAD! 496 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,125 >> YOU HAVEN'T PEED YET? 497 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,543 WHAT ARE YOU A CAMEL? 498 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,127 HONEY, THIS COULD GO ALL NIGHT. 499 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,463 I'M GOING BACK FOR THE COCOON. 500 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,466 >> Girlfriend: I'M NOT GONNA SAY I TOLD YOU SO! 501 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,927 >> Doc: AH! 502 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,513 LITTLE ME TIME. 503 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,723 >> TV Announcer: WE NOW RETURN TO... 504 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,184 "MUMMY INCORPORATED." 505 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,399 >> Hank: HOLY COW, I THINK I'M IN LOVE! 506 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,400 WITH THAT TOWEL! 507 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,401 >> OH, YOU LIKE ZIS? 508 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,151 IT IS ZE BATMAN. 509 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,904 'E IS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE COMIC. 510 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,906 >> DUDE, YOU ARE ALMOST SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE! 511 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,033 >> AH, OUI OUI OUI WHEN I AM YOUR AGE IN PAREE... 512 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,370 AT NIGHT I WOULD GO UP TO, UH, ON ZE EH... 513 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,122 ON ZE, ZE ROOFTOP? EH? 514 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,791 AND I IMAGINE ZAT I AM ZE BATMAN. 515 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,917 SO COOL... 516 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,420 >> WELL, WHEN I WAS MY AGE, I JUMPED OFF MY ROOF 517 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,921 IN- IN A BATMAN COSTUME. 518 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:33,881 I THINK. 519 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,756 I MIGHT'VE JUST DREAMT IT. 520 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,092 >> YOU ARE TO SEE ZE UH, ZE BATMAN RIDE 521 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,511 AT A ZE MAGIC MOUNTAIN WHILE YOU ARE IN TOWN? 522 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,597 I HOPE TO GO AFTER I FINISH MY WORK HERE... 523 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,264 >> REALLY? 524 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,057 WHAT SORTA LINE ARE YOU IN? 525 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,183 >> HANK! 526 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,935 GET AWAY FROM THAT GUY! 527 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,937 >> BROCK SAMSON... 528 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,230 >> Brock: LE TUEUR! 529 00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,448 HANK! ARE YOU OKAY? 530 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,449 DID HE HURT YOU? 531 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:01,366 >> NO, HE'S COOL, BROCK. 532 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,492 WE'RE GONNA GO TO COMIC CON TOGETHER! 533 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,871 >> SAMSON! 534 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,624 >> COOL! 535 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,708 HE'S GOT A BATTERANG! 536 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,043 OW! 537 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,920 >> HEY! 538 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:13,921 HEY! 539 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:17,716 >> [ DEAN SCREAMING ] >> YOU CUT OFF YOUR HAIR. 540 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,134 WHY DO YOU DO ZIS? 541 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,302 YOU HAD SUCH A COOL LOOK... 542 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,304 >> Brock: [ CHOKING ] >> "THE ONLY WEAPON 543 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:27,851 YOU'LL EVER NEED, FRIEND!" >> [ BOTH GRUNT ] 544 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,769 >> Doc: BOYS! 545 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,646 YOU'RE RUINING DADDY'S AMBIANCE. 546 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,731 LET'S KEEP THAT TV BELOW THREE! 547 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,193 >> [ GROANING ] >> I'M A GREAT ADMIRER 548 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,153 OF YOUR WORK, MONSIEUR SAMSON. 549 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,197 IT IS AN HONOR TO DO BATTLE WITH YOU. 550 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,448 >> OH, DON'T START THAT CRAP. 551 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:44,242 >> THIS SWORD WAS FORGED BY IKKANSAI SHIGETSUGU, 552 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,663 MASTER SWORDSMITH OF THE NIHONTO TANREN DENSHUSHO. 553 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,498 >> OH, MAN, SHUT UP ALREADY. 554 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,584 WHY DO YOU SWORD GUYS ALWAYS GOTTA TALK ABOUT HOW COOL 555 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:53,627 YOUR SWORDS ARE? 556 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,544 >> OW! 557 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:55,629 >> SORRY, HANK. 558 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,755 OOF! 559 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:57,464 >> BOYS! CLEAR OUT OUTTA HERE! 560 00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,508 >> YOU SAID TO STAY IN THE ROOM. 561 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,634 AHH! 562 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,679 >> [ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHS ] 563 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,680 CHECK IT OUT. 564 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,975 >> SON OF A BITCH! 565 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,018 [ THUD ] >> THIS IS WHY DADDY HAS 566 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,145 TO DRINK TO RELAX, BOYS. 567 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,021 DEAN? 568 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,148 DO WE HAVE A MINI-BAR OUT THERE? 569 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:19,653 YOU HAVE BEEN MOST WORTHY PREY, MONSIEUR SAMSON. 570 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,071 BUT NOW I MUST ADIEU. 571 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,072 >> Hank: WAIT! DUDE! 572 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,115 WHAT ABOUT BATMAN? 573 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,032 >> ¿QUOI? 574 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,284 >> YOU CALL YOURSELF A BATMAN FAN? 575 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,370 HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYBODY. 576 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:32,666 SERIOUSLY, ASK YOURSELF -- WHAT WOULD BATMAN DO? 577 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:33,750 >> I HAVE A CONFESSION, HANK. 578 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:38,296 I ONLY LIKE ZE BATMAN BECAUSE HE HAS ZE BEST VILLAINS. 579 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,884 EH AHHH! 580 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,555 >> [ GROANS ] >> Doc: FINALLY. 581 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,640 THANK YOU. 582 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,726 >> GOOD WORK, HANK. 583 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:51,518 EH, THANK YOU, DEAN. 584 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,061 >> AND YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF US. 585 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,815 >> WANNA MAKE YOURSELF EVEN MORE USEFUL? 586 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,568 LOOK UP THE NUMBER FOR A GUY CALLED THE CLEANER. 587 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:05,490 CALL HIM AND TELL HIM WE'VE GOT A DAMIEN HIRST IN ROOM 202. 588 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,701 >> Doc: AHHHH! 589 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:10,579 [ RETCHES ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 590 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,080 >> THAT WAS FAST. 591 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,082 >> L.A.P.D.! OPEN UP! 592 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,083 >> HIP! 593 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,920 >> FREEZE! 594 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,882 >> [ BEEP BEEP BEEP ] captions provided 595 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,475 by Turner Studios.