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WHIMPERING.
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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TIME TO PAY
THE PIPER, VENTURE!
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FOR IN MINUTES,
MY MECHAPILLARS' SILKY ISSUE
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WILL SMOTHER
THE ONLY LIVING PROOF
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THAT YOU HAVE
ACTUALLY HAD SEX.
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THAT IS,
UNLESS YOU GIVE ME...
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$10 MILLION!
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WHAT?! SINCE WHEN
DO YOU ARCH FOR MONEY?
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YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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[ sighs ]
HONEY, HOW LONG
HAVE WE BEEN
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TRYING TO KILL THIS SCHMUCK--
10, 20 YEARS?
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I DON'T KNOW, SINCE
MARKY MARK HAD A FUNKY BUNCH?
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AND IT NEVER WORKS!
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YOU WANNA KNOW HOW
TO REALLY HURT VENTURE?
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NOT REALLY. BUT AS A WIFE,
I TRY TO BE SUPPORTIVE, SO.
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YOU STRIKE HIM
IN THE POCKETBOOK!
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YEAH, SPEAKING OF,
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HOW MUCH DID THOSE
MECHAPILLARS SET US BACK?
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A COUPLE MIL.
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ANYWAY!
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IT'S $10 MILLION,
VENTURE.
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TICK TOCK,
TICK TOCK.
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LOOK, I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF CASH
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JUST LYING AROUND.
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Dean:
DADDY!
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ALL RIGHT!
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YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING
YOU WANT IN MY LAB.
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ANYTHING YOU SEE HERE,
TAKE YOUR PICK.
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ANYTHING BUT
THE POSITRON ACCELERATOR.
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I DON'T WANT
ANY OF YOUR OLD CRAP!
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THIS ISN'T
ANTIQUES ROAD SHOW, DICK!
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IT'S YOUR MONEY
OR THEIR LIVES!
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YEAH, QUIT BEING SUCH
A SKINFLINT,
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AND PAY THE PIPER MAN!
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DON'T TAKE SIDES
WITH YOUR ARCH ENEMIES!
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SHUT UP!
YOU'RE NOT THE DAD OF ME.
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HANK, DON'T YOU SASS
YOUR BODYGUARD!
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HE'S NOT MY BODYGUARD!
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WILL YOU ACCEPT HALF
FOR JUST DEAN?
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YOU CAN KEEP HANK.
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YOUR FATHER DOESN'T
MEAN THAT, HANK.
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OH, DO I?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT
MR. SMART MOUTH
CALLED ME
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WHEN HE STORMED OUT
OF THE HOUSE THIS
MORNING?
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A HONKY!
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DID YOU REALLY?
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YEAH.
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I'M TRANSMITTING
THE INSTRUCTIONS
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FOR THE DROPOFF NOW, VENTURE.
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I SUGGEST YOU
FOLLOW THEM,
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OR YOUR BOYS WILL FOLLOW
THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
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TO VALHALLA!
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S NOT AS DARK
AS IT SOUNDS
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IN MY HEAD, IS IT?
[ CRASH! ]
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UP TO YOUR OLD TRICKS
AGAIN, EH, MONARCH?
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CAPTAIN SUNSHINE?
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AAH!
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GOT A THING FOR TORTURING
YOUNG BOYS, DON'T YOU?
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING
A BOY NOW.
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OW!
[ GRUNTS ]
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[ HENCHMEN SCREAM ]
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YOU MAY BE INVULNERABLE,
MONARCH.
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BUT NO ONE IS INVULNERABLE
TO JUSTICE!
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I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR
WHAT YOU DID TO WONDER BOY.
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ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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[ SIGHS ]
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ANYTHING?
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NO, STAY OUT
OF SIGHT.
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DID YOU CALL HIM?
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NO ANSWER.
NOW GET DOWN.
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I'M THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD
DRILL AGAIN OR SOMETHING.
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I'M STARTING TO CRAMP UP
DOWN HERE.
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NO! JUST CRAWL BACK
IN YOUR LITTLE
SPIDER HOLE
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AND WAIT
FOR MY SIGNAL.
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BUT IT'S HOT
AS HELL IN THERE!
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MY DAMN SACK IT TURNING
INTO A PUDDLE OF SILLY PUTTY!
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I'M HALF AFRAID IT'S GONNA HAVE
POPEYE CARTOONS ALL OVER IT
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WHEN I PEEL IT OFF
MY THIGH.
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[ groans ]
OW.
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FINALLY!
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I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH YOU PEOPLE FOR HOURS.
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YOUR INSTRUCTIONS SAID
2:00!
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I'M SORRY.
WE HAD SOME ENGINE TROUBLE.
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THEN MY...
MY PERIOD CAME!
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HENCHMAN 21!
CAN YOU HANG ON A SECOND?
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THERE IS A TAXI IDLING
IN THE DRIVEWAY
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AWAITING HIS FARE.
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SLAY HIM.
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IS THAT VENTURE?
WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?
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WHAT THE HELL
TIME IS IT?
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I STALLED.
WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?
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THE USUAL.
HE THREW ME IN JAIL.
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LITERALLY.
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THREW ME RIGHT INTO
THE YARD AT THE STATE PRISON.
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THEN HE SHOUTS UP
TO THE WARDEN,
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"LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE WON'T
BE CAUSING ANY MORE TROUBLE."
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THEN HE FLYS OFF
WITH A GAY LITTLE SALUTE.
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APPARENTLY NOBODY EVER
TOLD HIM WHAT DUE PROCESS WAS.
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WHAT THE HELL DID
YOU DO TO WONDER BOY
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TO GET HIM SO WORKED UP?
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REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE
BROKEN UP,
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AND I WAS DRINKING A LOT?
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WELL, I KIND OF SLEW HIM.
DIDN'T HE LOOK OLD TO YOU?
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WHO?
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE.
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NO, I THOUGHT HE LOOKED
GREAT FOR HIS AGE.
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HE LOOKED OLD
TO ME.
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I MEAN, HE'S STILL SUPER-FIT,
BUT WHEN YOU GET UP REAL CLOSE,
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HE'S LIKE TOTALLY HITTING
THAT AGE WHEN MEN START
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TO LOOK LIKE
SOMEBODY'S AUNT.
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WHATEVER, WE'VE GOT
A PROBLEM.
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WHOA! WHOA!
OH, MAN, HE GOT YOU BAD.
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WHEN DID YOU
GET HIT?
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING
TO TELL YOU, HE CAME BACK.
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WHO?
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE.
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HE FLEW IN LIKE, 10 MINUTES AGO
AND RESCUED HANK.
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HANK?
WHAT ABOUT DEAN?
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PRESENT!
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OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
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AND LET'S JUST KEEP THIS
BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OKAY?
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I GOT A REP TO PROTECT.
WHAT, NO TIP?
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DUDE, I WAS ORDERED
TO KILL YOU.
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YOU'RE LUCKY
TO GET THAT.
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IT'S A GOOD THING
I FOUND YOU WHEN I DID.
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YOUR MOM MUST BE
WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU.
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I DON'T HAVE
A MOM.
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OH.
YOUR DAD, THEN.
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NO.
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LOOK, IT'S CAPTAIN SUNSHINE!
HE'S BACK!
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OH, THANK GOODNESS!
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HE'LL CLEAN UP
THE CRIME IN THIS CITY.
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JUST, YOU KNOW,
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM MY KID.
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THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
OH, YOU'RE SO BAD.
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YOU LIKE ME,
DON'T YOU, HANK?
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IT IS HANK,
ISN'T IT?
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YEAH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
GOOD. GOOD.
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AHEM, YOU KNOW, HANK,
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I THINK YOU AND I ARE
GOING TO BE SUPER FRIENDS.
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[ YELPS ]
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UM...
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WELL, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH
EXCITMENT FOR ONE DAY,
YOUNGSTER.
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WHAT SAY
WE GET YOU HOME.
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[ GROANS ]
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NOW, NOW.
LET'S NOT HAVE ANY GUFF.
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I WON'T TAKE "NO"
FOR AN ANSWER.
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WELCOME TO YOUR
NEW HOME, LAD!
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WOW! REALLY?!
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HONEY INJUN.
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GOD, YOU LOOK JUST
LIKE HIM WHEN YOU SMILE.
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WHO?
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WELL, VENTURE.
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DID YOU BRING IT?
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YEP.
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE!
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ALL $10 MILLION
OF IT.
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YOU GOTTA BE
KIDDING ME.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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HUH? WHAT IS THAT --
TONER I SMELL?
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NOOOOWW!!!
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TAKE THAT, BOYS!
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UNCLE HATRED'S HERE
TO --
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[ GUNS COCKING ]
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YEAH, WHERE'S HANK?
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HEY, YEAH?
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WHAT?
DIDN'T HE BRING HIM BACK?
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WHO?
CAPTAIN SUNS--
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YEAH, WE KNEW YOU'D PULL
SOMETHING LIKE THIS, VENTURE!
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SO WE KEPT HANK
AS COLLATERAL!
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HA!
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UNH-UNH, FOUL!
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THE GUILD RANSOM BYLAWS
STRICTLY STIPULATE
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YOU GOTTA RETURN
ALL ABDUCTEES
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IF THE RANSOM'S BEEN
PAID IN GOOD FAITH.
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HOW THE HELL DO AN AMBUSH
AND A BAG OF DITTOS
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CONSTITUTE GOOD FAITH?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HIM NOW?
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HE'S BEEN SCARFING
PISTACHIOS IN A HOT
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SPIDER HOLE FOR
TWO HOURS BECAUSE
SOMEBODY WAS LATE.
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OH, EXCUSE US FOR RUINING
YOUR DOUBLE CROSS!
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[ sighs ]
ALL RIGHT, DO OVER.
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EVERYBODY BACK
IN THE COCOON.
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WE'LL TRY IT AGAIN
TOMORROW.
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WAIT!
THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
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FOR MAKING US WAIT AROUND
ALL DAY IS LET US KEEP DEAN.
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NO WAY!
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UH, DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT KID
HANGING AROUND ALL NIGHT?
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU CAN KEEP DEAN.
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE!
HOW DID I GET SCREWED
ON THIS DEAL?!
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I WANT AN I.O.U.!
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FINE.
[ sighs ]
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TOO CHEAP TO EVEN SPRING
FOR THE DOUBLE-SIDED PRINTING.
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HEY! MISSED A COUPLE
OF ZEROS THERE, OPRAH.
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NICE TRY.
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YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM US
VIA FACSIMILE TRANSMISSION.
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AND NEXT TIME...
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COME ALONE!
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I SEE WE'RE RUNNING
ON DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
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THIS EVENING, SIR.
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DROLL AS ALWAYS,
DESMOND.
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YOU HAVE THE CHILDREN'S CHARITY
BANQUET AT 9:00,
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FOLLOWED BY YOUR USUAL
OBLIGATIONS AT 11:00.
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NOT TONIGHT, DES.
CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS.
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BUT SIR, YOU NEVER MISS
THE CHILDREN'S --
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CHARITY BEGINS
AT HOME, DESMOND.
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I FOUND A NEW
PET PROJECT.
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WOW!
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OH, REALLY, SIR.
NOT ANOTHER.
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OH, BUT THIS ONE'S
PERFECT, DESMOND.
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HE'S AN ORPHAN.
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I THINK HE MIGHT EVEN
BE HOMELESS.
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WELCOME TO MY SANCTUM SOLARIUM,
LAD.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AWESOME!
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IT'S ALMOST AS COOL
AS THE BAT CAVE!
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HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THE MONARCH
HATED ANYONE
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BESIDES MY DAD.
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OH, YOU POOR SWEET LAD.
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THE MONARCH TOOK SOMEONE SPECIAL
AWAY FROM YOU TOO, DIDN'T HE?
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THAT'S ACTUALLY KINDA WHY
I ASKED YOU HERE.
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HANK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE MY NEW WONDER BOY?
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WHOA, YOU MEAN, LIKE,
BE YOUR PARTNER AND STUFF?
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AND STUFF!
COOL!
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WOULD THERE BE
ANY KIND OF,
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SHALL WE SAY COMPENSATION
FOR THE JOB?
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HOW DOES ROOM AND BOARD,
FREE RIDES ON THE FERRIS WHEEL
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AND 20 VIDEO GAME TOKENS
A WEEK SOUND?
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LIKE A
SWEETHEART DEAL!
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I GET A WHOLE
COSTUME, RIGHT?
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OH, BOY, DO YOU EVER.
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HMM. OKAY,
YOU'RE ON.
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WONDERFUL!
BUDDY HUG!
234
00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:40,019
DESMOND, WASH HIM UP
AND GET HIM READY FOR BED.
235
00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,772
SURE HE'D LOVE TO HELP
YOU THERE, RUST,
236
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,274
BUT THE CHAIRMAN'S OUT
OF TOWN THIS WHOLE WEEK.
237
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,984
Doc:
WELL DIDN'T HE LEAVE
A FORWARDING NUMBER?
238
00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:49,153
NAH, HE'S,
LIKE WAY OUTTA TOWN.
239
00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,155
HE'S BUILDING
HIS GARGANTUA II
240
00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,074
UP THERE IN THE,
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT,
241
00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,075
THE STRATOSPHERE.
242
00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:56,369
SO THAT'S A BIG NO?
SHUT UP.
243
00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:58,120
THIS WOULDN'T EVEN BE HAPPENING
IF YOU HAD JUST
244
00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,538
DONE YOUR JOB
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
245
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,124
THE WAY I SEE IT, IT'S YOU WHO
SHOULD BE PAYING THE MONARCH.
246
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,709
YEAH, WELL I DON'T
SEE THAT AT ALL.
247
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,796
WEREN'T YOU SOME KIND OF BIG
SHOT CRIMINAL FOR 20 YEARS?
248
00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,256
DIDN'T YOU PUT
ANY MONEY AWAY?
249
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,049
I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU,
VENTURE,
250
00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,425
I DRANK MOST OF IT
AWAY.
251
00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:14,470
AND WHAT LITTLE I REMEMBER
NOT DRINKING AWAY,
252
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,180
PRINCESS TINYFEET GOT.
253
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,891
BECAUSE I DRANK
HER AWAY.
254
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,268
AH, THERE I GO.
255
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,894
WHY DID YOU HAVE
TO BRING THAT UP?
256
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,230
♪ AYE AYE AYE CARAMBA
257
00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:26,816
♪ AYE AYE AYE CARAMBA
258
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,068
♪ AYE AYE AYE CARAMBA
259
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,071
COME ON, LET ME
HOLD IT AGAIN.
260
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,032
OH, YEAH.
261
00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,409
10 MILLION LARGE.
262
00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:39,078
THIS IS GONNA FINALLY
PUT CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES
263
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,289
ON THE SUPER SCIENCE MAP,
HUH?
264
00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:42,290
[ PHONE RINGS ]
265
00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,333
SEE? BUSINESS IS
PICKING UP ALREADY.
266
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,418
CONJECTURAL TECHNOLGIES,
267
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,045
HOW CAN WE MAKE
YOUR TOMORROW BETTER?
268
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,009
THERE WE ARE.
NICE AND CLEAN.
269
00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,345
THE MASTER INSISTS
HIS BOYS BE TIDY.
270
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,180
Sunshine:
EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE?
271
00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,849
JUST FINISHING
UP, SIR.
272
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,600
OKAY, I'LL JUST
BE IN HERE.
273
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,769
MASTER CAN BE SO RESTIVE
WHEN HE'S EXCITED.
274
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:04,937
NOW COME ALONG, SIR.
275
00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:07,481
HE'S WAITING FOR YOU
IN YOUR NEW
QUARTERS.
276
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:12,278
YOU MAY WISH
TO PUT THIS ON
BEFORE YOU RETIRE.
277
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,655
IS THIS FOR MY
WONDER-CYCLE OR SOMETHING?
278
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:18,534
SUGGESTED APPLICATION
IS TO THE BUTTOCKS
AND INNER THIGH.
279
00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:23,622
I SHALL LEAVE YOU TO IT,
MASTER HANK.
280
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,085
YOUR HAIR LOOKS VERY
HANDSOME, HANK.
281
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,962
I MEAN, WONDER BOY.
282
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,172
UH, THANKS.
283
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,967
DID, UH, DID DESMOND
INSTRUCT YOU ABOUT
THE, UH --
284
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,636
YEAH, IT FEELS
KINDA OOKY.
285
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,929
[ LAUGHS ]
286
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,306
TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE GLAD
YOU HAD IT IN THE MORNING.
287
00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,391
WELL, I FOR ONE CAN'T WAIT
TO GET STARTED.
288
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,560
WOULD YOU CARE FOR
SOME WARM MILK?
289
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,561
IT MIGHT RELAX YOU.
290
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,188
NO, THANKS.
I'M -- I'M OKAY.
291
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,273
AFTER ALL, TOMORROW'S
GONNA BE A BIG DAY!
292
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,317
I WANT YOU TO GET
PLENTY OF REST!
293
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,236
WELL, GOODNIGHT THEN,
WONDER BOY!
294
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,907
OH, GOOD NIGHT,
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE.
295
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,826
JUST KIDDING.
296
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,119
SLUMBER PARTY!
297
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,750
AND YOU'LL GET IT ALL BACK
IF YOU STICK TO THE PLAN
298
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,126
AND DON'T SCREW UP.
299
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:09,960
DID YOU BRING IT?
300
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,128
GOT IT
RIGHT HERE.
301
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,548
WOW, DID YOU REALLY MAKE
ALL THIS SELLING SEEDS?
302
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,050
I COULDN'T EVEN SELL
ENOUGH OF THE THINGS
303
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,427
TO WIN A DAMNED GO-CART
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY.
304
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,888
NO. AND I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY.
I'M 37.
305
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:24,100
WELL, HOLD ON, NOW!
YOU'RE 37?
306
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,686
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL FOR ME --
307
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,315
[ PHONE RINGS ]
308
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,112
[ YAWNS ]
309
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,697
OH!
310
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,491
Woman:
CAPTAIN, ASBEASTOS HAS
BROKEN OUT OF PRISON AGAIN!
311
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,826
WE COULD SURE USE
YOUR SUPER HELP.
312
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:45,538
I WISH I COULD, BARBIE-Q,
BUT IT'S JUST NOT A GOOD TIME.
313
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,623
Man:
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT IT?
314
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,042
I TOO KNOW THE TERRIBLE
PAIN OF LOSS,
315
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,502
THE HOLLOWNESS ONE FEELS
316
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,796
WHEN ONE IS JUST GOING
THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF LIFE
317
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,715
LIKE A LIVING GHOST
OR A ROBOT.
318
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,551
WELL, THANK YOU,
GHOST ROBOT,
319
00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,677
BUT I'M BETTER NOW.
320
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,803
THEN QUIT YER BELLY-ITCHING
321
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,014
AND GIT YOUR SUN-KISSED BUTT
BACK HERE,
322
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,891
YOU WORLTHESS WEAK
WIGGLY WORM!
323
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,812
I THINK THAT'S U.S.'S WAY
OF SAYING HE MISSES YOU, CAP.
324
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:10,771
WE ALL DO.
325
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,189
YEAH.
AW SHUCKS.
326
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,566
I APPRECIATE THAT, GANG.
327
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,860
AND I PROMISE I'LL BE BACK
AS SOON AS --
328
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:16,902
OH, SWEET!
329
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,238
YOU WERE TOTALLY RIGHT
ABOUT THAT LUBE.
330
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,073
SLIPPED ON LIKE A GLOVE.
331
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,701
DAMN, CAP,
ANOTHER ONE?
332
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:31,459
OH, WHAT IS THIS?
TOLD YOU TO COME ALONE!
333
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,585
WHAT?
OH.
334
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,129
STOP IT, IT'S DEAN
FOR GOD'S SAKES.
335
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:38,257
ALL RIGHT.
SEND HIM OUT!
336
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,676
OH, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO PULL?
337
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:44,221
WILD HORSES COULDN'T GET HANK
TO TAKE OFF BROCK'S OLD JACKET.
338
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,306
THIS CAN'T BE HANK!
339
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:48,225
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I DON'T HAVE HANK, OKAY.
340
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,311
WHAT?
DID YOU LOSE HIM?
341
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,605
HOW DO YOU LOSE A HANK?
342
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,483
SAME WAY YOU JUST LOST
$10 MILLION, GENIUS.
343
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,444
HENCHMEN, RUN!
344
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,821
NOW! NOW!
345
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,075
NO. NO!
346
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,660
NOOO! COME ON!
347
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,704
[ MONARCH LAUGHING ]
348
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,290
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT.
349
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,584
I JUST MADE
10 MILLION BUCKS
350
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,169
THE MONARCH WAY.
351
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,545
GUILD RULES, DUH!
352
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,464
NOW WE'RE OBLIGATED
TO GET HANK BACK.
353
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,884
HELLO! HOW DO YOU EXPECT
TO FIND CAPTAIN SUNSHINE?
354
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,303
AAHH!
[ GRUNTS ]
355
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,846
DON'T THINK TOO HARD,
SWEETIE.
356
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,848
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE MARRIED
TO A SCIENTIST.
357
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,730
SO WHEN DO I GET
TO SEE SOME ACTION?
358
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,190
NOT UNTIL YOU'RE
READY, LAD.
359
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,735
YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO PATROL FOR
CRIME BEFORE YOU CAN FIGHT IT.
360
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,445
SO, HOW COME
YOU HAVE A CAR
361
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,780
WHEN YOU CAN JUST,
LIKE FLY EVERYWHERE?
362
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,907
BECAUSE IT ALSO TURNS
INTO A SUBMARINE.
363
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:49,578
GOD, YOU SURE ASK A LOT
MORE QUESTIONS THAT HE DID.
364
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,664
WHAT IS THAT?!
365
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:52,915
WHAT?
366
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,960
YOUR SEATBELT, LAD.
WHY ISN'T IT BUCKLED?
367
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,378
WELL, WELL, WELL.
368
00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,172
IF IT ISN'T
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE.
369
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,799
I THOUGHT YOU'D RETIRED.
370
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,051
NO SUCH LUCK,
SCORPIO.
371
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,096
OOH!
WHO'S THE NEW WONDER BOY?
372
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,055
JUST YOU NEVERMIND!
373
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,139
MMM.
374
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,643
I'D SURE LOVE TO TIE HIM
TO A GIANT TYPEWRITER.
375
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,395
YOU KNOW THE RULES, SCORPIO.
376
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,479
HE'S OFF LIMITS
DURING TRAINING.
377
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,356
HAVEN'T BROKEN HIS CHERRY YET,
EH?
378
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,442
WELL, I HOPE YOU DO
A BETTER JOB WITH THIS ONE.
379
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,571
OH, TO THINK THAT A C-LISTER
LIKE THE MONARCH --
380
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,948
THAT'S IT!
STAY HERE, WONDER BOY.
381
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,700
YOU! YOU!
YOU SHUT UP!
382
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,618
JUST SHUT UP!
JUST SHUT UP!
383
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,619
JUST SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
384
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,122
HE'S TOTALLY BEATING
THAT GUY'S HEAD IN!
385
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,124
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE,
YOU WANT ANY HELP?
386
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,585
I SAID STAY IN THE CAR!
387
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,130
WONDER BOY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
388
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,173
DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD
HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU?!
389
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,133
DO YOU?!
390
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,968
YOU SEE,
WHEN I ANALYZE YOUR SKIN,
391
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,847
IT CONTAINS TRACE AMOUNTS OF
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE'S UNIQUE TYPE
392
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,307
OF SOLAR RADIATION.
393
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,351
HIS POWERS HAVE
A SIGNATURE, LIKE AN ARTIST.
394
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,811
OR, LIKE, EVERYBODY.
395
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:57,521
[ SIGHS ]
GO OH, SWEETIE.
396
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,189
OKAY, BY RUNNING
THE NAV-COMPUTER THROUGH
397
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,568
THE SCINTILLATOR, I CAN TRACE
THE PATH OF THAT RADIATION.
398
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,946
ALL THE WAY TO CAPTAIN
SUNSHINE'S DOORSTEP!
399
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,032
HOT DAMN WE'RE GOOD
AT THIS VILLAIN CRAP!
400
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,243
WHY DO WE EVEN
WASTE OUR TIME CHASING
DR. VENTURE AROUND?
401
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,829
I'M NOT GONNA VALIDATE THAT
WITH AN ANSWER.
402
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,664
DID YOU GET ALL THAT?
403
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,832
YEAH, WHY DO I CARE?
404
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,000
BECAUSE THE FELLA
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
405
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,835
HAS OUR BOY HANK!
[ ARGUING ]
406
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,505
IF YOU CAN GET TO HIM FIRST,
THE MONARCH'S GOTTA GIVE YOU
YOUR MONEY BACK.
407
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:27,843
THAT'S JUST GUILD LAW
RIGHT THERE.
408
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,518
I'M SORRY FOR MY OUTBURST
EARLIER, WONDER BOY.
409
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:37,645
I JUST...
410
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,521
I COULDN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF
411
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,607
IF ANYTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED
TO YOU AGAIN.
412
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,776
IT'S COOL,
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE.
413
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,694
I MEAN, I'D STILL
LIKE TO GO
414
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,821
ON MORE SUPERHERO
PATROLS WITH YOU...
415
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,406
IF YOU'D HAVE ME.
416
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,200
YOU WOULD?
WELL, YEAH!
417
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,534
AND, HEY, I WAS
THINKING...
418
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,078
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY
DOING THEM AT NIGHT
419
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:56,497
'CAUSE ISN'T THERE, LIKE,
MORE CRIMINALS OUT THEN?
420
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,873
NOT FOR US, CHUM.
421
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,793
BESIDES, AT NIGHT, I SEE ACTION
WITH A DIFFERENT TEAM.
422
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,545
THIS IS
THE CHANNEL 5 ACTION NEWS
423
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,923
WITH CHUCK SCARSDALE
AND BARBARA QANTAS,
424
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,424
SAM TURGEN WITH SPORTS,
425
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,386
WEATHERBOT 5 WITH EXCLUSIVE
ACTION WEATHER 5 CAST,
426
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,971
AND NEVILLE BROWN
WITH SPORTS.
427
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,556
GOOD EVENING,
I'M BARBARA QANTAS.
428
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,392
CHUCK SCARSDALE IS
OUT TONIGHT BECAUSE --
429
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,726
OH, NO, NO!
I'M HERE, I'M HERE!
430
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,061
I CAN DO THIS.
I CAN DO THIS.
431
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:19,937
I'M HERE...
432
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,690
[ clears throat ]
TO DO THE NEWS TONIGHT.
433
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,317
[DOORBELL RINGS]
434
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,443
OH, HELLO.
435
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,405
I'M MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY
BRUCE WHITE.
436
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,823
THIS IS MY WARD,
BILLY.
437
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,282
I WAS JUST PASSING
THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD --
438
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,868
I FIND ALL OF THAT
QUITE DIFFICULT TO BELIEVE.
439
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,371
Doc:
BELIEVE THIS,
ASK JEEVES.
440
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,580
GOOD WORK.
441
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,998
ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIND
THE $10 MILLION BOY
442
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,333
AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.
443
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,585
THAT WAS THE BEST YOU CAN DO,
"THIS IS MY WARD"?
444
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,546
WHAT?
YOU ARE KINDA MY WARD.
445
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:49,883
IT MAKES ME
THE SUBSERVIENT...
446
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:53,429
MOTHER AND PUPPIES
ARE ALL DOING JUST FINE.
447
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,555
BARBARA?
448
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,640
HERE'S A STORY THAT'S OUT
OF THIS WORLD.
449
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,059
JUST MINUTES AGO,
AN AREA MAN CAPTURED...
450
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,059
OH, MY GOD.
451
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,688
THIS AMATEUR VIDEO
OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE A UFO.
452
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,857
SEVERAL EYEWITNESSES
HAVE REPORTED
453
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,650
THE STRANGE GLOWING OBJECT
HOVERING
454
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,069
OVER THEIR UPSCALE
SOUTH HIGHLAND NEIGHBORHOOD.
455
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,487
OH, MY GOD,
NOT AGAIN.
456
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,781
COULD IT BE E.T. OR JUST
AN ELABORATE HOAX?
457
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,409
YOU DECIDE.
CHUCK?
458
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,577
WONDER BOY!
459
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,162
WHAT'S HE DOING?
NOOOO!!!
460
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,496
GO TO TAPE!
GO TO TAPE!
461
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:20,497
OF WHAT?
ANYTHING!
462
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,126
INTRODUCING THE NEW
COPTER 5!
463
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,462
THE NEWEST EDITION TO
THE ACTION NEWS
NEWS ARSENAL
464
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,714
AND THE MOST ADVANCED
COPTER IN THE AIR!
465
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,048
COPTER 5 IS SO SOPHISTICATED,
466
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,009
IT REQUIRES FIVE
ONBOARD NEWS COMPUTERS.
467
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,469
WITH PINPOINT
MAPPING INTELLIGENCE,
468
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:37,181
A HIGH DEFINITION NEWS CAMERA
WITH 100 TIMES MAGNIFICATION...
469
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,432
[ SCREAMING ]
470
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:41,059
HEY, CHUCK SCARSDALE
WITH A SURPRISE VISIT.
471
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,937
WHAT BRINGS YOU UP
TO COPTER 5?
472
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,691
[ SCREAMS ]
NO! WONDER BOY!
473
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,153
ALL RIGHT, FAN OUT
AND FIND HANK
474
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,362
BEFORE THE POLICE GET HERE.
475
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,657
IF YOU SEE SUNSHINE,
LEAVE HIM TO ME.
476
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,327
HALT IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!
477
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,162
HANK?
478
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,079
AAAH!
479
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,123
THAT'S WONDER BOY
TO YOU!
480
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,377
TAKE THAT, BAD GUY.
481
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,004
OH, HANK!
482
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,590
COME ON, MAN.
DUDE, QUIT IT.
483
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,008
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO BE?
484
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,676
I'M YOUR WORST
NIGHTMARE, DIRTBAG.
485
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,177
JAB!
486
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,262
BODY BLOW!
BODY BLOW!
487
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,347
OW!
488
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,516
I'M SORRY I HAD
TO POP YOU ONE,
489
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,351
BUT YOU'RE BEING
A LITTLE DICK.
490
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,812
CHUCK!
FLASH BOMB!
491
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,021
ALL RIGHT, HANK.
PLAYTIME'S OVER.
492
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,066
LET'S GET YOUR GAY LITTLE ASS
HOM--
493
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,818
AAAAHH!
494
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,071
OH, THAT IS IT!
COME HERE!
495
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,364
IT WAS HANK,
I SWEAR!
496
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,991
IT SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS
COMING FROM THIS ROOM!
497
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,994
WONDER BOY! I'M COMING!
498
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:41,954
I'M COMING!
499
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,205
[BLEEP]!
IT'S CHUCK SCARSDALE!
500
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,415
HIDE, OR WE'RE GONNA BE
ON THE NEWS!
501
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,209
Sunshine:
NOOOOO!!!!!
502
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:51,588
WONDER BOOOY!!
503
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,258
[ GRUNTING ]
504
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,592
COME HERE!
505
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,970
AAHH!
506
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,849
Monarch:
AAAAAAHHH!
507
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:05,102
WONDER BOY!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
508
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,312
SCORCHING WEDGIE!
509
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,438
NO! NOOO!
510
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,942
TAKE! THAT!
COSTUME! OFF!
511
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,027
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CAPTAIN FUNTIME?
512
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,738
ISN'T THIS WHAT
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED?
513
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,657
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
514
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:23,245
WOULDN'T IT JUST FIX EVERYTHING
TWISTED UP INSIDE OF YOU
515
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,414
IF YOU COULD ONLY [BLEEP] WONDER
BOY
516
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,251
AND YOUR WORST ENEMY
AT THE SAME TIME, HUH?
517
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,961
WELL, COME AND GET US.
518
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,964
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT,
CAPTAIN?
519
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,090
YOU GET AWAY!
520
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:37,301
WHERE DO YOU WANT
MY PUSSY?
521
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,427
HERE? HERE?
522
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,679
STOP! STOP IT RIGHT NOW,
OR I'LL --
523
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,722
YOU'LL WHAT?
524
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:45,642
I KNOW YOUR DIRTY
LITTLE SECRET, SUNSHINE.
525
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,604
YOU CAN'T DO
A DAMN THING TO ME
526
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,356
BECAUSE YOUR POWERS
DON'T WORK AT NIGHT!
527
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,858
[ GASP! ]
528
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,110
YOU SEE, I DID
MY HOMEWORK, CAPTAIN.
529
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:58,572
FOR EXTRA CREDIT,
I MADE THIS.
530
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,407
WELL, MY WIFE HELPED.
531
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,950
WHAT IS THAT?
532
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,286
JUST A LITTLE HIGH-POWERED
RADIATION CANNON
533
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,164
THAT SIMULATES
YOUR SUNSHINE BEAMS.
534
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,125
HOPE YOU BROUGHT
YOUR SUNBLOCK, CAPTAIN!
535
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,794
SPF 5000
SHOULD DO THE TRICK
536
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT
TO HAVE A FUN TIME
537
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,591
EATING SUNSHINE ON A STICK!
538
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:21,303
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
539
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,306
[ SUNSHINE GROANING ]
540
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,768
Narrator: BOMBARDED BY
THE SAME SOLAR RADIATION
541
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,811
WHICH BY DAY GRANTS HIM
HIS AMAZING ABILITIES,
542
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:34,983
CAPTAIN SUNSHINE'S
LIGHT-SENSITIVE SUPERCELLS
BECOME ENERGIZED,
543
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:40,238
AND HIS INCREDIBLE SUNSHINE
POWERS RETURN.
544
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,531
I DON'T EVEN
KNOW THESE PEOPLE.
545
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,366
ALBINO HERE.
546
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,117
WAIT, DUDE! DON'T!
547
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,495
HANK! WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE A PRIDE PARADE?
548
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:47,371
AND WHO'S THIS CLOWN?
549
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:48,538
GIMME A MINUTE HERE, POP.
550
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,873
POP?
HE'S YOUR --
551
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:50,874
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE
AN ORPHAN.
552
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,876
I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.
POP!
553
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,171
NOW, TECHNICALLY,
I NEVER SAID THAT.
554
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,840
WERE YOU EVER EVEN
IN THE CIRCUS?
555
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,093
OR DID YOU LIE
ABOUT THAT TOO?
556
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,762
LOOK, I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING
YOU'VE GIVEN ME,
557
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,222
ESPECIALLY THE CHOCODILES,
558
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,724
'CAUSE MY BODYGUARD NEVER
LETS ME HAVE THOSE.
559
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:08,976
BUT I JUST THINK,
MAYBE...
560
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:09,101
YOU'RE USING ME TO TRY
TO REPLACE SOMEONE ELSE,
561
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,105
YOU'RE USING ME TO TRY
TO REPLACE SOMEONE ELSE,
562
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,648
MAYBE SOMEBODY
YOU LOST OR SOMETHING.
563
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,191
I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT.
564
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:18,193
YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM,
I DIDN'T WANNA ASK.
565
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,238
WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT
I CAN'T BE THAT OTHER KID.
566
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,864
NO MATTER HOW
HARD I TRY.
567
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,658
DON'T SAY THAT.
DON'T SAY THAT,
WONDER BOY.
568
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:26,910
YOU CAN BE A GREAT
WONDER BOY SOME DAY,
WONDER BOY.
569
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,746
THAT'S JUST IT.
I'M NOT WONDER BOY.
570
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,250
I'M HANK VENTURE.
AND I WANNA GO HOME.
571
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,961
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME
AGAIN, WONDER BOY.
572
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,879
OKAY, YOU'RE REALLY NOT GETTING
573
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,716
THE WHOLE HANK,
WONDER BOY NOT ME THING,
574
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,927
SO, I'M JUST GONNA LET
MYSELF OUT.
575
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,930
DON'T DO THIS,
WONDER BOY.
576
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,640
YOU BROKE MY HEART,
HANK.
577
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:52,728
YOU BROKE MY HEART.
578
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:55,731
YOU KNOW, I BET THIS GUY
WOULD PAY 10 MILLION FOR HANK.
579
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,315
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
DOUBLE OR NOTHING?
580
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:59,901
OH, HEY, UM...
YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD,
581
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,320
YOU KNOW, PUT IN A GOOD WORD
WITH BATMAN FOR ME?
582
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,947
GET OUT OF MY SANCTUM SOLARIUM!
583
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:37,439
[ ENGINE IDLING ]
584
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,484
OKAY, BUDDY,
THAT'LL BE --
585
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:47,449
[ HORN HONKS ]