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BUT I FIGURE IF YOU'RE GONNA
BE MY NEW BODYGUARD,
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEE
WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR...
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YES SIR...
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WHEN YOU'RE RIDING SHOTGUN
WITH A RUSTY VENTURE,
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THE ROAD CAN GET
A LITTLE BIT BUMPY.
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PAYS TO KEEP A FEW SPARES
IN THE TRUNK.
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OH, DON'T BE SO SQUEAMISH.
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KINDA TAKES A LITTLE OF
THE PRESSURE OFF YOUR JOB,
DOESN'T IT?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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DON'T TALK MUCH, DO YOU?
WELL, GOOD.
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BECAUSE MUM'S THE WORD ABOUT
MY LITTLE CABBAGE PATCH HERE.
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THESE TADPOLES AREN'T
EXACTLY STREET LEGAL,
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IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.
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YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T
SMOKE WHEN WE'RE PREGNANT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SERIOUSLY...NO SMOKING
IN THE LAB AREAS.
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OOOOOH!
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OH, WHAT IS THIS?!
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NO NO NO,
THIS WON'T DO AT ALL.
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SPECIMEN D-19.
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YEAH, 'HAD A FEELING
ABOUT THIS ONE.
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AUTOSOMES ALWAYS DID
LOOK A BIT SLOPPY,
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JUST BETWEEN
YOU AND ME.
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GOD!
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IS THAT A FACE ONLY A MOTHER
COULD LOVE OR WHAT?
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GOOD THING
SHE'S NOT HERE THEN, HUH?
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SO...WHAT ARE WE DOING
FOR LUNCH?
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Hatred:
DEAN? DEAN?!
WHAT'D YA FALL IN?!
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COME ON NOW, LIL MISTER,
THE HEAD IS FOR EVERYONE!
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YOU'VE HAD YOUR TEN, NOW
GIVE YOUR BROTHER HIS SHIFT!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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WHA--? OH, COME ON!
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HEY! HEY! I'M IN HERE!
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WELL, YOU SHOULD BE
IN YOUR ROOM, MISTER!
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YOU ARE GROUNDED!
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I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED
TO MAKE A PEE NOW?
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NOT IN HERE YOU AREN'T!
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IT'S OUR ONLY BATHROOM!
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YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
BEFORE YOU CALLED YOUR FATHER
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"THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES OF BOOGERS."
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IN FRONT OF COMPANY.
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NOW GET OUT!
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YOU GET OUT!
I'M PEEING!
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OH, NO YOU AREN'T--
HANK!
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[chanting]
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
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[ RASPY BREATHING ]
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[ YAWNS ]
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DADDY? YOU'RE THE--
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DEAN.
WE NEED TO TALK.
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THERE IS NO HAIR FAIRY,
IS THERE?
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NOT EVEN CLOSE.
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THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU
TO LEAVE THE MAGIC
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AND FOLLY OF CHILDHOOD BEHIND,
DEAN --
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BECAUSE I'M LOSING
ALL MY BABY HAIR,
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AND MY GROWN-UP HAIR'S GONNA
START COMING IN SOON?
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NO, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO START
TAKING YOUR FUTURE CAREER
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IN SCIENCE
MORE SERIOUSLY, DEAN.
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YOUR BIOLOGICAL TIME BOMB
IS TICKING!
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BUT I HAVE BEEN
PRACTICING MY SCIENCE
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JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME, POP.
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LOOK, I MADE THESE.
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SHRINKY DINKS
DON'T COUNT, SON.
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I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK YOU
WHY YOU SLEEP WITH THOSE THINGS.
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'CUZ I CAN'T FIND
MR. REACHY.
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DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, DEAN.
IT'S MY FAULT.
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I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THIS
YEARS AGO.
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TA-DAAAAA!
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THE...
PANIC ROOM?
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YOUR VERY OWN
JUNIOR LABORATORY!
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NO MORE WORKING
ON THE KITCHEN TABLE FOR YOU!
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IN HERE, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO
REALLY FOCUS ON YOUR SCIENCE
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WITH NO DISTRACTIONS!
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HOW COME BABY EINSTEIN
GETS HIS OWN LAB
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AND I'M STUCK
PUSHING BOXES AROUND, HUH?
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WHEN DO I GET TO TRAIN
FOR MY FUTURE CAREER?
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WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT RIGHT NOW?
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THOSE GO UP IN THE ATTIC, BOY.
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WELL, I'M SURE YOUR BRAIN'S
ALREADY BUZZING
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WITH A MILLION IDEAS
YOU WANT TO GET CRACKING ON.
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CAN I GET
YOU ANYTHING ELSE?
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A WINDOW?
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LIKE I SAID --
NO DISTRACTIONS!
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NOW GO GET
INTO YOUR SPEED SUIT.
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I HAVE ANOTHER
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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"GET INTO YOUR SPEED SUIT.
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I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU."
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GOOD GRAVY!
NEVER GAVE ME MY OWN LAB.
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NEVER GAVE ME NOTHIN'!
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WHY DO YOU THEY GET
TO HAVE EVERYTHING?
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I'M AS SMART AS THEY ARE!
I'M SMARTER, EVEN!
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THEY KEEP GOING
TO SLEEP WITH THE ANGELS,
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BUT I'M STILL HERE!
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Doc's voice:
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD
FOR STUFFED ANIMALS?
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DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE
THAT BACK TO THE REAL DEAN?
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I AM A REAL DEAN!
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Doc:
NO, YOU WERE REJECTED.
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YOU WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
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YOU MEAN I WASN'T
PRETTY ENOUGH...
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MY GOD,
BUT YOU ARE HIDEOUS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU EVEN CAME FROM ME.
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I TRY TO BE LIKE THE ONES
YOU LOVE SO MUCH.
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I WATCH THEM.
I LEARN FROM THEM...
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YEAH, BUT THEN THERE'S
STILL THE WHOLE...
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FACE ISSUE.
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NOT AFTER TONIGHT!
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JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!
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IT'S ALMOST FINISHED!
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I JUST NEED ONE MORE
AND THEN...
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AND THEN I'M GONNA BE
JUST LIKE THE REST OF THEM...
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OH, YESSIRREE BOB!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HARD TO...
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[grunts] LEATHER...
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GREAT.
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ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE,
YOU'RE GETTING FAT NOW, TOO.
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[ CLANG! ]
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WAS THAT YOU?
I'M NOT EVEN HERE, CRAZY.
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[ MUTTERING ]
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IT'S ALL ABOUT DEAN
ISN'T IT?
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TONIGHT!
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TONIGHT!
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WHOA-HOOOO NELLY!
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AND THAT'S JUST AT "N SCALE!"
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IT'S A FRESH NEW TWIST
ON THE CLASSIC DECOY TACTIC.
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WE PLACE 'EM IN KEY LOCATIONS
AROUND THE COMPOUND,
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AND THE NEXT TIME YOUR MONARCH
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OR YOUR BARON WHATS-HIS-BHEIT
COMES A-KNOCKIN',
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HE GETS SPANKED IN THE FACE
WITH FIVE FEET SEVEN INCHES
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OF SCREAMIN' HOT
STOP IT!
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I'M FIVE TEN.
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YEAH, MAYBE WITH THEM FANCY
ELEVATOR BEATLE BOOTS OF YOURS.
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GOT A DELIVERY HERE
FOR A "SGT. HATRED"?
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ARE EITHER OF YOU...?
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OH, TAKE A GUESS.
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SIGN HERE, PLEASE.
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WHOA!
EASY!
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LET'S JUST BE REAL
CAREFUL WITH THOSE.
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KID GLOVES.
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SIR, DO THESE CRATES CONTAIN
ANY HAZARDOUS MATERIALS
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I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
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I'M REQUIRED BY LAW TO-
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HEY, NOSEY
MCPEEKS-A-LOT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT BROWN
CAN DO FOR ME?
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HE CAN MIND HIS OWN BUSINESS.
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OH, SORRY.
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WELL, HEY THERE, SLUGGER!
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YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE BUCKIN' FOR MY JOB!
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DID MY DAD TELL YOU
TO SAY THAT?
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UH, NO...
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THEN...
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
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Doc:
HANK, LEAVE THE MAN ALONE.
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK DOESN'T
MEAN HE HAS "THE SHINING."
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[ SIGHS ]
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SAVE ME, DUDE.
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DONE.
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NOW AM I UNGROUNDED?
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WHY, HAVE YOU FINISHED
WASHING THE CAR ALREADY?
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WHAT?
IT WAS ON THE LIST.
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WHAT "LIST?"
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THE "THINGS HANK HAS
TO DO FOR HIS FATHER
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BEFORE I CAN EVEN THINK
OF UN-GROUNDING HIM" LIST.
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OH, DIDN'T I C.C.
YOU ON THAT?
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AWW!
WHAT--?!
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AW, THERE'S LIKE 20 --
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[ GROANS ]
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HOLD UP A SEC, HANK.
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NUMBER FOUR.
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LIKE MIRRORS, HANK.
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I DON'T WANNA TELL YA HOW TO DO
YOUR DADDY DUTY OR NOTHING,
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BUT DON'TCHA THINK
MAYBE YOU'RE BEIN'
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JUST A LITTLE TOO HARD
ON THE OL' HANKINATOR?
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"HANKINATOR?"
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YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH HIM,
AREN'T YOU?!
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Dermott:
HEY.
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HEY.
HOW'D YOU GET IN?
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SECURITY'S A JOKE IN THIS DUMP.
SO, WHAT'RE YOU IN FOR?
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12 COUNTS OF
"SASS IN THE FIRST DEGREE."
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GAY.
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AND I PEED IN THE TUB?
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PRETTY BADASS.
RIGHT?
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YEAH, I'M GROUNDED, TOO.
I SNUCK OUT, THOUGH.
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NINJUTSU.
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR
DORKY BROTHER?
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PROBABLY BUSY GETTING
HIS HEINEY SHINED BY MY DAD.
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HE GETS TO DO
WHATEVER HE WANTS
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AND I'M STUCK WITH A LIST
OF DUMB CHORES.
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PFFT.
HE'S LUCKY HE'S NOT HERE.
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STILL OWE HIM A BEATDOWN.
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DIDN'T HE KINDA...
BEAT YOU UP?
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE, A JOKE?
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HE CHEAP SHOTTED ME
WHEN I WASN'T READY.
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PLUS I HAD, LIKE, A MASSIVE
STOMACH FLU THAT DAY.
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SOR-RY.
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CHECK IT -- NUMBER FIVE,
YOU DO THAT ONE YET?
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NO.
SWEET.
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IF YOUR DAD NEEDS
HIS CAR WASHED,
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LET'S GIVE HIM
A GOOD REASON TO WASH IT.
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THE EGG.
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IT IS THE
SYMBOL OF CREATION.
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AND SINCE I WAS YOUR AGE,
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IT HAS HATCHED ALL MY
GREATEST SUPER-SCIENCE IDEAS...
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NO WINDOWS...
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PAY ATTENTION, DEAN.
NOW SIT DOWN.
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET MY MUSE.
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MOMMY?
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PROGRESSIVE ROCK!
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NOW NORMALLY,
I'D START YOU OFF WITH ASIA
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OR SOMETHING MORE
ACCESSIBLE.
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BUT I THINK YOU'RE
READY FOR THE PRIMO [BLEEP].
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JUST TAKE A GANDER
AT THAT COVER ART
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AND TRY TO PRETEND YOU'RE NOT
ALREADY INSPIRED.
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IT'S LIKE SOMETHING OUT
OF A DREAM.
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PAINTED BY OUR GREATEST
LIVING ARTIST...
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MISTER ROGER DEAN.
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HEY, THAT'S MY NAME!
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THAT'S NO ACCIDENT, BOY.
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MAYBE NOW YOU HAVE SOME SENSE
OF THE GRAVITY--
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NAY, THE DESTINY--
OF THIS MOMENT.
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00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,524
THIS IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT.
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00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,068
GOLLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY...
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JUST SAY...YES!
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HEY, WHAT'S THIS ONE
WITH THE FACE?
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00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,366
THAT?
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OH NO NO NO NO...
YOU ARE NOT READY TO STEP
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INTO THE COURT
OF THE CRIMSON KING.
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AT THIS STAGE
IN YOUR TRAINING,
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ALBUM LIKE THAT COULD
TURN YOU INTO AN EVIL SCIENTIST.
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BUCKLE YOUR MIND, DEAN.
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BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT
TO GET BLOWN.
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AGH!
SORRY!
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♪
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WHAT?
232
00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,674
I SAID "WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
233
00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:10,967
I-I'M NOT SURE, BUT...
234
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,051
I THINK I'M STARTING
TO FEEL IT.
235
00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:15,263
THAT'S CALLED INSPIRATION,
DEAN.
236
00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,640
MORE.
MORE!
237
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:18,641
YOU GOT IT, SON!
238
00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,810
BUT NO AIR
DRUMMING THIS TIME.
239
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,270
BRUFORD CAN CHANGE
THE TIMING UP SO FAST
240
00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:25,648
YOU COULD SNAP
YOUR WRIST.
241
00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,567
NOW CAN WE DO THIS?
242
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:30,903
Hank:
YEAH!
243
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,655
TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!
244
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,740
PUT THAT ON YOUR LIST,
RUSTY!
245
00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:35,992
YOU CALL THAT A DONUT?
246
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,910
DUDE, YOU DRIVE LIKE
MY GRANDFATHER PEES.
247
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,245
GIVE HER SOME GAS!
248
00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,454
QUIT IT!
WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE, THEN?
249
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,790
UM, 'CUZ I DON'T
HAVE A VAGINA.
250
00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,166
I TOLD YOU,
I ONLY DRIVE STICK.
251
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,335
NOW C'MON, LET'S TAKE
THIS THING TO THE QUARRY
252
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,670
FOR SOME OFF-ROAD ACTION.
253
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,714
UMM...I DON'T THINK I SHOULD
TAKE IT OFF THE COMPOUND.
254
00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:52,675
YEAH, WELL YOU DIDN'T THINK
I SHOULD HOT WIRE IT EITHER.
255
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,303
'CAUSE I HAD THE KEYS!
256
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,891
YES!
257
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,476
YES!
258
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,313
PERFECT-A-MUNDO!
259
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,276
Dermott:
WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
260
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:13,696
JUST ADMIT THAT
I COULDA HOT-WIRED IT.
261
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,364
D-19:
SUPER! RUNAWAY!
262
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,533
YES, FINE!
I BELIEVE YOU!
263
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,367
WHAT WAS THAT?!?
264
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:23,039
[ GUYS WHOOPING ]
265
00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,096
HELLO, SHERIFF?
266
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,058
I THINK SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS
ABOUT TO GO DOWN
267
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,436
AT THE VENTURE COMPOUND.
268
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,899
SUPER-SCIENTIFIC-INDUSTRIAL
COMPLEX TO ME.
269
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:53,027
Holloway:
"THE COMPOUND."
THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT.
270
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:56,072
I DELIVERED A DOZEN ARMY SURPLUS
CRATES TO THAT PLACE TODAY.
271
00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:58,574
I THINK THEY'RE STOCKING UP
FOR SOMETHING BIG, MAN.
272
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,493
I GOT A REAL
BAD FEELING...
273
00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:01,952
ALL RIGHT, THERE,
HOLLOWAY.
274
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,539
THIS WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME
ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS PREMONITIONS
275
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,583
SENT ME ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE.
276
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,294
THEIR LEADER--
HE'S A REAL MILITIA TYPE.
277
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,629
'GOT A BIG TATTOO
ON HIS FACE.
278
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,923
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
ON THOSE WEIRD-ASS KIDS
279
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:17,426
THEY GOT UP IN THERE, ALL
WALKIN' AROUND TALKIN' CRAZY.
280
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,636
I'M TELLING YOU...
281
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:22,431
SOMETHING STRANGE IS
GOING ON IN THAT COMPOUND.
282
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,184
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!
283
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,437
DERMOTT...
I KILLED DEAN!
284
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,856
WE GOTTA TELL MY DAD-
285
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:31,941
WHAT'RE YOU, HIGH?
286
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,192
WE CAN'T TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT THIS!
287
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,527
WHAT?
BUT WE GOTTA --
288
00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,778
TWO WORDS, DUDE --
289
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,530
VEHICULAR.
MANSLAUGHTER.
290
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,864
YOU THINK BEING
GROUNDED IS BAD?
291
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:39,990
TRY PRISON.
292
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,784
THAT'S LIKE BEING
GROUNDED FOR LIFE.
293
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,203
PLUS, INSTEAD OF CHORES...
294
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:44,870
BUTT SEX!
295
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,330
OH MY GOD, DERMOTT!
296
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,249
WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?!
297
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,417
JUST DON'T PANIC, HANK!
298
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,876
I'VE HANDLED
THIS KIND OF MESS BEFORE.
299
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,295
WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY USED TO CALL ME "THE WOLF?"
300
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,463
NOBODY CALLS YOU THAT.
301
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,548
THEY DID BACK
IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD
302
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,174
WHEN THEY WEREN'T
CALLING ME "PSYCHO."
303
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,635
THERE WAS ACTUALLY A WAR
BETWEEN TWO RIVAL GANGS
304
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,637
OVER WHICH NICKNAME
TO CALL ME,
305
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,389
WHAT DO WE DO?!!
306
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,724
ALL RIGHT, FIRST WE GOTTA
DESTROY ALL THE EVIDENCE.
307
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,518
WIPE THE CAR
CLEAN OF ALL YOUR DNA.
308
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,937
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT,
GIMME YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE...
309
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,148
BUT IT'S ONLY
A LEARNER'S PERMIT.
310
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,607
DUDE, GIVE!
311
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,109
HEY!
WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
312
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,527
YOU GOTTA GO OFF THE GRID!
313
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,196
GOTTA DISAPPEAR AND LAY LOW
IN MEXICO FOR A FEW YEARS
314
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,073
UNTIL THIS ALL BLOWS OVER.
315
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,325
YOU'RE A SHADOW,
HANK!
316
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,660
W-WHAT ABOUT...
317
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,996
[crying]
D-DEAN?
318
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:33,836
♪
319
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:58,527
♪
320
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,154
[ GASPS FOR AIR ]
321
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,614
ECHH...
322
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:04,325
I'VE BEEN BURIED ALIVE FIVE,
MAYBE SIX TIMES IN MY LIFE.
323
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,618
THIS WAS WORSE.
324
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,204
OH MY GOD!
I FORGOT ABOUT DEAN!
325
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,580
DEAN!
326
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,040
NO!!!
327
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,124
OH, MY GOD!
328
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,417
IT'S SIDE TWO OF
DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!
329
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,211
HE'S IN A FLOYD HOLE!
330
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,796
FILL THE TUB WITH ICE!
NOW!
331
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,591
IT'S ALL MY FAULT,
I PUSHED YOU TOO HARD.
332
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,967
IT WAS TOO MUCH, TOO SOON!
333
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,513
DAMN YOU, BOY!
YOU WEREN'T READY!
334
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,515
[ BIG GASP ]
335
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,266
EUREKA!!!
336
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,018
NO, DEAN.
SIT BACK.
337
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,144
BREATHE.
338
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,188
YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT,
YOU NEED TO REST.
339
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,773
NO, DAD...
340
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,567
I NEED TO SCIENCE!
341
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:44,406
♪
342
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,424
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
MY WORK HERE...
343
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,926
IS DONE.
344
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,387
NOOOOOOO!
345
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,846
NO NO NO NO NO!
346
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,724
NOO!
I WAS SO DOGGONE CLOSE!
347
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,226
DARN IT!
348
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,478
Doc's voice:
IS THAT A CRYBABY I HEAR?
349
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,563
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
350
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,940
DUMB OLD HANK
RUINED EVERYTHING.
351
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:18,983
AS USUAL.
352
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,442
"DUMB OLD HANK
RUINED EVERYTHING!"
353
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,028
IT TAKES MORE THAN A WHIFFLE AND
A SWEATER VEST TO BE DEAN, BOY.
354
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,780
HE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR
THOSE ANYMORE.
355
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,656
WHAT--WHAT ELSE?
356
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,283
TELL ME!
I'LL DO ANYTHING!
357
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,867
IT TAKES HEART.
IT TAKES DEVOTION.
358
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,035
YOU THINK YOU HAVE
WHAT IT TAKES?
359
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,203
Y-YES!
YES, YES!
360
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,122
WELL, A REAL DEAN WOULDN'T
GIVE UP SO EASY.
361
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,666
HE'D PICK HIMSELF UP AND
GET RIGHT BACK ON THAT HORSE.
362
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,460
BUT I CAN'T FINISH
MY SUPER SPECIAL
PROJECT NOW.
363
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,462
THERE'S
NO MORE LEFT!
364
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,672
REALLY?
365
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,090
PRETTY SURE I LEFT ANOTHER
DEAN AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
366
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:47,303
NO...THAT WAS THE LAST ONE
WITH A GOOD FACE.
367
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,137
YOU SURE?
368
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,805
HAVE YOU LOOKED EVERYWHERE?
369
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,807
LIKE, SAY...
IN THE PANIC ROOM?
370
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,768
THEY NEVER PUT THEM
IN THE PANIC R-
371
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,686
OH!
372
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,313
N-NO!
YOU DON'T MEAN--?
373
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,188
DON'T I?
374
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,398
DO YOU REALLY
WANNA BE DEAN
375
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:02,318
OR JUST DEAN'S UGLIER,
UNHYGIENIC OLDER BROTHER?
376
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,360
D-DEAN.
377
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,696
AND I CAN ONLY HAVE
ONE FAVORITE SON,
378
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,905
SO IT WOULDN'T VERY WELL DO
379
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,618
TO HAVE TWO DEANS WALKING
AROUND, NOW, WOULD IT?
380
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,869
BUT I CAN'T!
381
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:12,995
THAT WOULD BE...WRONG.
382
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,080
WHAT'S WRONG
IS THAT 14th STRINGER
383
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,125
GETTING EVERYTHING YOU WERE
ALWAYS MEANT TO HAVE.
384
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,502
AND DEAN--
MAY I CALL YOU DEAN?
385
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,420
OHH...
YES!
386
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,631
THIS ONE'S EVEN
A LITTLE BIGGER
387
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,175
THAN THE OTHERS WERE.
388
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,685
DUDE, DON'T BE A PUSS!
389
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604
WE GOTTA BURN YOUR
FINGERPRINTS OFF
390
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,147
SO INTERPOL CAN'T TRACK YOU.
391
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,524
[ SCREAMING ]
OWN YOUR PAIN, DUDE!
392
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,318
GO INTO YOUR CAVE,
LIKE IN FIGHT CLUB.
393
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,070
I DIDN'T SEE FIGHT CLUB!
394
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,030
I SAW IT
IN THE THEATER TWICE.
395
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,114
TOTALLY SNUCK IN, TOO.
396
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,449
MY MOM DROPPED ME OFF
AT THE MALL TO SEE SOME
397
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:54,828
ELMO IN GROUCHLAND BULLCRAP,
DITCHED THAT NOISE.
398
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,746
WHAT THE F--?
399
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,289
THIS IS LIKE
PAPIER MACHÉ GOO.
400
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,209
DOESN'T YOUR DAD HAVE ANY
HYDROCHLORIC ACID LYING AROUND?
401
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,336
WHO AM I,
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY?
402
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,505
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ANY OF THIS STUFF IS--
403
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,382
THAT'S DEAN'S BAG...
404
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,133
WAS DEAN'S BAG.
405
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,426
I WISH DEAN WAS HERE!
406
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,054
OH, MOTHER OF MERCY,
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
407
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,263
KEEP IT TOGETHER!
408
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,974
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO DO THIS COMMANDO STYLE.
409
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,353
YOU WANT ME TO...
TAKE OFF MY UNDERWEAR?
410
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,480
COOLNESS.
411
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,356
IT SLIPPED!
412
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,774
STUPID HANDS
ARE ALL SWEATY.
413
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:28,112
[ SIGHS ]
414
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,406
OH, WHAT IS THIS?
415
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,741
AW, ALL OVER MY NICE FLOORS.
416
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,076
HANK--
OH!
417
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,830
[ DEAN HUMMING ]
418
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,083
OW!
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
419
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,295
[ SNIFFS ]
420
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:49,091
[ TIMER BUZZING ]
421
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,509
WHAT THE--?
422
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,677
WH-WHO ARE YOU?
423
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,679
DEEEEEAANNN!
424
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,598
OH NO, I-I'VE
CREATED A MONSTER!
425
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,183
SGT. HATRED!
HELP!
426
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,644
COME QUICK!
I-
427
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:05,232
[ SCREAMING ]
428
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,904
Sheriff:
WEIRD.
429
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,531
WEIRD,
WEIRD, WEIRD.
430
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:14,742
THEY'RE ALL JUST STANDING
THERE LIKE THE LIVING DEAD.
431
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,454
ALL WITH SHAVED HEADS, ALL
WEARIN' THE SAME OUTFITS...
432
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:19,955
BRAINWASHED, PROBABLY.
433
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,540
YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT.
434
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,668
THIS IS DEFINITELY SOME
STRANGE OCCULT STUFF
GOIN' ON RIGHT HERE.
435
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,879
BODIES...
DOZENS OF THEM.
436
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,297
IN AN OPEN
GRAVE OUT BACK.
437
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,300
MOST OF 'EM LOOK LIKE --
THEY LOOK LIKE KIDS, SIR!
438
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,510
THOSE SICK BASTARDS.
439
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,471
OKAY, HIT 'EM
WITH THE LIGHTS.
440
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,474
ATTENTION, YOU INSIDE
THE COMPOUND!
441
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,683
'THE HELL?
442
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,518
THIS IS THE POLICE.
443
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,145
DUDE, YOUR DAD
CALLED THE COPS!
444
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,731
WE GOTTA BOLT RIGHT NOW!
H-HOW?
445
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,982
DON'T YOU GUS HAVE A PLANE?
446
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,067
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY IT.
447
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,818
AND MY PILOT'S LICENSE
IS ONLY RATED
448
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,445
FOR SINGLE ENGINE CRAFT.
449
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,362
SO WE'RE GONNA NEED WHEELS.
450
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,114
MY DAD'S CAR!
WE JUST WASHED IT!
451
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,824
THAT'S THE MURDER WEAPON,
DINGUS!
452
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,035
WHY DON'T WE JUST
HOP ON YOUR BROTHER'S CORPSE
453
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,162
AND TOBOGGAN DOWN
TO THE COUNTY JAIL
454
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,038
WHILE WE'RE AT IT?
455
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,917
[ MUFFLED BREATHING ]
456
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,004
DEAN.
457
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,672
DEAN?
458
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,090
[ SCREAMING ]
459
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,469
I'M SORRY I TRIED
TO PLAY GOD!!!
460
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:20,098
PLEASE GO AWAY!!!
461
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,645
AH-HA!
FIRE BAD!
462
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,854
YOU FEAR FIRE!
463
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,233
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
464
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,362
WHOA!
465
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,908
FIRE!
466
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,369
On Radio:
FIRE! WE'VE GOT A FIRE
INSIDE THE COMPOUND.
467
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,705
THEY'RE GOIN' FULL WACO ON US.
THIS IS IT PEOPLE!
468
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,833
WE GOTTA SAVE THOSE
KIDS IN THERE!
469
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,001
MOVE IN! MOVE IN!
470
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,462
FREEZE!
471
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,341
DOWN ON THE GROUND, BALDY!
472
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,011
Hatred:
DOC! DOC!
473
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,056
CODE ORANGE!
FIRE IN THE COMPOUND!
474
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:01,974
YEAH, NO DUH.
475
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,226
YOU GOTTA GET TO--
OH, HEY!
476
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,102
IT'S THE POLICE!
477
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,895
MAN, YOU GUYS GOT HERE QUI-
478
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,189
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING,
CHURCHY.
479
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,651
IF YOU DO NOT DROP DOWN
AND SPREAD 'EM IN 3...2...
480
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,194
[ ENGINE STARTS ]
481
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,071
HEY, C'MON NOW, FELLAS!
482
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,990
DON'T YOU
KNOW WHO I WORK FOR?
483
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,450
YEAH. ME.
THEY'RE NOT IMPRESSED.
484
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,577
THAT MY HARD DRIVE?
485
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,579
HEY, LISTEN, UH,
ANY QUESTIONABLE IMAGES
486
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,914
YOU MAY OR MAY NOT
FIND ON THERE ARE
487
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,001
100% COMPUTER-GENERATED.
488
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,419
Man on Radio:
UH, SHERIFF?
489
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,337
YOU'D BETTER GET OUT HERE...
490
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,257
AHHGH!
491
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,676
NOT AGAIN!!!
492
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:38,886
YOU THINK THEY SAW US?
493
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,179
LOOK, DUDE!
LOOK OUT!
494
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,694
HEY, THAT'S WHERE THAT IS.
495
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,195
DEAN!
496
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,073
ALL I WANTED WAS
TO GROW MY HAIR BACK!
497
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,617
W-WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
498
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:02,910
I WANT YOUR PRETTY
LITTLE LIFE!
499
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,120
AND YOUR SMOOTH,
PRETTY LITTLE FACE!
500
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:07,372
I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO BE A SCIENTIST!
501
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:11,919
I'M ONLY DOING THIS
BECAUSE MY DAD MADE ME DO IT!
502
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,297
ME TOO!
503
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,051
WHAT IN THE HELL
IS THAT?
504
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,011
PROBABLY THE COMET
THESE POOR FOOLS THINK
505
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:24,640
THEY'RE GONNA FLY AWAY
TO HEAVEN ON.
506
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,975
Dermott:
DUDE! HOLD UP!
STOP HERE!
507
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,477
Hank:
DID WE MISS A TURN?
508
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,145
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
I GOTTA GO.
509
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,064
DERMOTT, SWEETY?
IS THAT YOU?
510
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,982
COMING...
W-WHAT ABOUT MEXICO?
511
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,067
I GOT CURFEW.
512
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,069
BESIDES, SOMEONE
HAS TO STAY HERE
513
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,278
AND DISSEMINATE
THE COVER STORY.
514
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,238
DERMOTT...
I'M COMING! JEEZ!
515
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,949
TAKE A CHILL PILL,
WHY DON'T YA?
516
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,825
VIA CON DIOS, DUDE.
TAKE THIS.
517
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,910
YOU'RE GONNA
NEED IT.
518
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:48,872
GET ME, LIKE,
FIREWORKS AND SPANISH FLY.
519
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,876
[ SIRENS APPROACH ]
520
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,590
Doc's voice:
SON?
521
00:20:58,674 --> 00:20:59,925
THAT'S ENOUGH.
522
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,009
D-DADDY?
523
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,512
YOU DON'T NEED TO HURT
THAT OTHER POOR DEAN
524
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,638
TO GET WHAT YOU WANT.
525
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,598
I DON'T?
NO, SON.
526
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,934
BECAUSE ALL YOU EVER
REALLY WANTED
527
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,018
WAS A FATHER'S LOVE.
528
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,771
AND YOU DON'T NEED
TO LOOK LIKE HIM TO GET IT.
529
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,231
I DON'T?
OF COURSE NOT.
530
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,274
ASIDE FROM SOME
BASIC HYGIENE ISSUES,
531
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,735
YOU'RE PERFECT JUST
THE WAY YOU ARE.
532
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,778
NOW COME HERE.
533
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,864
GIVE YOUR OLD MAN A HUG.
534
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,450
THAT'S IT.
535
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,702
LET IT ALL OUT.
536
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,621
DON'T BE SHY, NOW.
HUG AWAY!
537
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,832
DADDY!
538
00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:33,792
WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?
539
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,744
[ SIGHS ]
540
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,453
MEXICO.
541
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,662
HANK!
542
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,330
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?!
543
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,999
ARE YOU KIDDING?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
544
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,667
YOU SET FIRE
TO YOUR BROTHER'S LAB,
545
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,586
YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY
IN MY PEOPLE MOVER,
546
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,879
YOU CALL THE POLICE ON ME?
547
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,131
AND YOU THINK THAT ENTITLES YOU
TO LISTEN TO RECORDS?
548
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:22,758
WHAT WORLD ARE
YOU LIVING IN,
549
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:24,092
WHERE YOU THINK
THERE'S EVEN A CHANCE
550
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,304
THAT YOU WON'T BE GROUNDED
FOR THE REST OF THIS YEAR?
551
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,098
AND YOU DON'T TAKE A MAN'S
JIMMY BUFFET RECORDS
552
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,726
WITHOUT ASKIN' EITHER!