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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
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HMM.
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NEEDS SOMETHING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YES, CHUCK,
IT NEEDS JAM!
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IT'S ALL THERE.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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OH, THAT'S A HAM SANDWICH
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AND A 100 CALORIE PACK
OF LITTLE OREOS.
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CASPER HERE
DOUBLE-CROSSED US!
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[ SPOOKY LAUGHING ]
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[ GAGGING ]
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Man:
INTANGIBLE FANCY!
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WE ARE LENIENT
ON MURDERERS.
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WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.
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BUT THE PENALTY
FOR SMUGGLING CONTRABAND
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IS BEHEADING!
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DOES HE HAVE A HEAD?
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CAN WE EVEN GET THAT --
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WHATEVER THAT IS,
THAT HEAD AREA -- OFF?
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WHAT SAY YOU
TO THE CHARGES?
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I DIDN'T SWALLOW IT.
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I DROPPED IT.
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WE ALL SAW IT!
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I MEAN, YOU ARE LIKE
A GHOST OR SOMETHING!
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YOU'RE CLEAR.
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HERE'S SOMETHING,
I CAN SEE COUNCILMAN 8.
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YES...
OKAY, THAT'S PECULIAR.
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MY NAME IS...
REVENGE!
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THAT WAS ODD.
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SHOULDN'T WE DO
SOMETHING?
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THESE ROOMS HAVE
NO ALARMS OR ANYTHING.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE YOU GUYS ARE.
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ARE WE EVEN IN
THE SAME BUILDING?
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FYI -- IT SEEMS THAT
WE CAN NOW SEE COUNCILMAN 3.
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OH DEAR.
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WELL THAT CAN'T BE
GOOD NEWS.
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AM I STILL IN SILHOUETTE?
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CAN I GO NOW?
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
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I CAN'T JUST
SIT HERE!
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I AM COMING
TO HELP!
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[ WHEEZING ]
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OH, HELLO.
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WELL THAT DIDN'T
WORKOUT.
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THEY'LL LIVE.
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REMEMBER,
IF THEY DIE...
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YOU DIE.
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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
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I JUST PERFORMED A...
GUY GRAFT?
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SILENCE!
THE ROOM HAS EARS.
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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE --
LISTENING, PLOTTING,
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LAUGHING AT OUR HAIR!
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LOOK, I DID
THE SURGERY THING.
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WE ARE EVEN,
RIGHT? EVEN?
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YOU TOOK MY LIMBS!
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YOU BUILT SOME CRAZY MACHINE
THAT TOOK YOUR LIMBS!
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I JUST PULLED A LEVER!
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AND THEN THEY TOOK
MY LIMBS THAT YOU TOOK!
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LIKE A BUTTERFLY PAINTING
HIS WINGS IN POWDERS!
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WHORISH AND DECEPTIVE!
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OKAAAAY...
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I'M GONNA JUST GET
BACK IN THE BAG
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AND YOU CAN KNOCK ME OUT
OR WHATEVER.
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I JUST WANT TO WAKE UP
IN MY BED AGAIN.
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[ GROANS ]
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I FEEL LIKE MOIST HELL.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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MY NAME IS REVENGE.
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CONSERVE YOUR STRENGTH,
RED MANTLE.
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YOU'LL NEED IT.
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AGH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE,
YOU IDIOT!
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YOUR BODIES
WERE DYING.
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I HAVE
SAVED YOU.
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WHAT ARE YOU,
RAY HARRYHAUSEN?!
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I WAS FINE!
HE WAS THE DYING ONE.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT
HIS HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS!
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YELL, WHY DON'T YOU.
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I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.
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GOOD LORD! WE'VE BEEN
STITCHED TOGETHER!
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WELCOME TO ALIVE,
DRAGOON.
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MY NAME IS REVENGE.
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YOUR NAME IS PHANTOM LIMB,
YOU [bleep] LUNATIC!
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THAT'S PHANTOM LIMB?
AH, NO WONDER!
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HE'S LIKE NUMBER ONE ON
THE GUILD'S MOST WANTED LIST.
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GREAT!
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NOW HE'S GONNA
KILL US!
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HARDLY.
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I HAVE
PLANS FOR YOU.
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AND AFTER YOU HEAR
WHAT I WILL TELL YOU.
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YOU WILL
WILLINGLY HELP ME.
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I CAN'T HEAR THAT!
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AND IF I DID,
I HAVE A VERY BAD MEMORY.
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SOVEREIGN!
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PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE
HANDSOME AND AGELESS
ROCK STAR
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HIDING BEHIND
THE COUCH!
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I AM
THE MIGHTY SOVEREIGN.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHO YOU ARE, MY MASTER.
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REALLY? YOU SURE?
EVERYBODY?
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PRETTY MUCH.
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AND MAY I SAY THAT HOURS WAS
A TOTALLY UNDERRATED ALBUM.
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YEAH?
I MEAN, I THOUGHT SO.
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BUT WASN'T IT KINDA
TOO LITTLE TO LATE?
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NO, THAT WOULD BE
TIN MACHINE.
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MASTER, THE GUILD
HAS BEEN PENETRATED.
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TWO OF YOUR COUNCIL MEMBERS
HAVE BEEN TAKEN.
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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GETTING PAST
THE DIAMOND DOGS?
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WE WOULD HAVE AT LEAST
HEARD THE CHANTS
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OF THE EVER CIRCLING
SKELETAL FAMILY.
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THE INTRUDER KNEW
ALL OF OUR SECRETS.
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WE SUSPECT THAT--
PHANTOM LIMB HAS RETURNED.
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AND THAT'S KINDA
THE GOOD NEWS.
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THE BAD NEWS...
YOU TELL HIM.
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NO WAY!
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DUDE, WE ALREADY
WENT THROUGH THIS.
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TELL ME OR YOU BOTH DIE.
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HE PENETRATED
THE CHAMBER SUB-ROSA.
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THE CHAMBER SUB-ROSA?!
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AND THE CHARTER?
IS THE CHARTER SAFE?
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GONE.
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YOU!
SUMMON THE HIGH COUNCIL!
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AND YOU, CALL IMAN!
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TELL HER
I'LL BE ON TOUR!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M TRYING TO READ!
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I'VE READ THIS PAGE TWICE!
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I CAN ALMOST FEEL OUR HANDS,
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SO I'M TRYING
TO TURN THE PAGE.
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YOU GOING TO MAKE ME
BLOODY MY NOSE, YOU FOOL!
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THEN TURN THE PAGE!
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WELL I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!
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STOP FEIGNING
IGNORANCE!
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YOU TWO ARE THE OLDEST
LIVING MEMBERS OF THE GUILD.
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YOU KNOW
HER SECRETS.
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YES FINE.
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AND YOUR GRANDFATHER
STARTED IT.
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I DON'T NEED TO READ
THE CHARTER FOR THIS!
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YOU WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER?
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WELL WHY DIDN'T-
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ALRIGHT, IT WAS FEBRUARY 1659,
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AND WE WERE PLAYING
THE WINTER DANCE PARTY
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IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
IOWA.
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WE WERE MUSICIANS THEN --
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I WAS!
YOU JUST KINDA TALKED.
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I WAS ACCIDENTALLY
CREATING HIP-HOP!
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ANYWAY,
THIS OLD GUY APPROACHED US
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WITH AN OFFER WE COULDN'T RE--
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Billy:
WAIT, WAIT.
I'M CONFUSED.
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THIS HAPPENED IN 1659?
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WHAT?
NO. 1959.
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YOU SAID 1659.
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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YOU TOTALLY DID!
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RIGHT?
AM I CRAZY?
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WHATEVER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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YOU SEE,
THE OLD GUY TOLD US
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HE WAS MAKING A ROCK
AND ROLL ORCHESTRA!
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AND THAT OLD MAN WAS
THE LEGENDARY FANTOMAS!
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THE GRANDFATHER
OF CAPTAIN CRAZY HERE.
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MY GRANDFATHER WAS HIMSELF
WAS TALENTED MUSICIAN --
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SOUSAPHONE!
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YOUR GRANDFATHER
PLAYED A SOUSAPHONE.
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HE WAS AWFUL!
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EVERY DAY HE'D MAKE
US REHEARSE.
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THIS BAND MADE UP OF
KIDNAPPED MUSICIANS
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AND THIS OLD MAN AND HIS
RIDICULOUS SOUSAPHONE.
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PHANTOM LIMB KIDNAPPED
YOU TO START A BAND?
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SO HE COULD BE LIKE
HIS GRANDFATHER?
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NO, YOUNG WILLIAM!
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THE GUILD WAS ONCE MUCH MORE
THAN A SAFE HAVEN
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FOR WASHED UP ROCK STARS!
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IT WAS A SACRED
ORDER OF KNIGHTS
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THAT WERE SWORN TO PROTECT
AN ANCIENT DOOMSDAY DEVICE!
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THE ORB!
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I DON'T REMEMBER
READING THAT.
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I ADMIT IT,
I WAS SKIMMING.
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OKAY, UM...
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DON'T KILL ME
OR ANYTHING.
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BUT, UH, I KNOW
WHERE THE ORB IS.
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IS HE POINTING
A GUN AT ME?
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TELL ME!
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IT'S IN A SAFE
AT THE VENTURE COMPOUND.
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[ SOBBING ]
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Doc:
I HAVE A LIST OF
INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR.
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NUMBER ONE!
THIS. DON'T DO THIS!
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WHAT'S
NUMBER TWO?
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NOTHING!
I DON'T HAVE A NUMBER TWO.
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I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A LIST.
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GET OUT
OF THE BATHROOM!
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HANK HATES ME!
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I-I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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I HAVE GIVEN THE BOY
NOTHING BUT APPROPRIATE
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AND ONE MILLION
PERCENT LEGAL LOVE,
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AND HE JUST HATES ME.
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YOUR NAME IS HATRED.
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YOU HAVE "HATRED"
TATTOOED DOWN YOUR CHEST!
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WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
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I ALSO HAVE
CALVIN AND HOBBS
TATTOOED ON MY THIGH!
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AND CALVIN
ISN'T TAKING A WEE!
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NO, HE'S HUGGIN
HOBBS!
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HE'S KILLING ME
WITH THIS CRAP.
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EVERY WEEK --
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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APPARENTLY RHODE ISLAND
IS IN OUR DRIVEWAY.
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I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS.
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DEAN, HE
LISTENS TO YOU.
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GET HIM OUT OF
THERE.
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UNCLE HATRED?
DEAN?
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I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT UP
AND DOWN WITH YOU.
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UNCLE HATRED HAS FALLEN
RIGHT OFF THE WAGON.
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I'M DRINKING --
I DON'T KNOW--
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IT'S AWFUL.
I THINK IT'S AXE COLOGNE.
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MAYBE
THE CVS EQUIVALENT --
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HATRED! YOU
LISTEN TO ME!
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THIS IS YOUR
SPONSOR TALKING!
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WHAT IS
STEP NUMBER 4?!
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TO MAKE A FEARLESS MORAL
INVENTORY OF OURSELVES?
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YES, AND WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
"MORAL INVENTORY" MEANS!
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AND YOU'RE NOT MY SPONSOR!
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PRETTY LITTLE BOYS
DO NOT DRINK!
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YOU NEED YOUR SHOT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO THE
DARK PLACE AGAIN.
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I KNOW!
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DEAN!
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
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THE FRONT LAWN IS CRAWLING WITH
THOSE BALD-HEADED GUILD GUYS!
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WHAT!?
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WE ARE IN FULL LOCKDOWN!
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INTO THE PANIC ROOM!
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HANK? BUDDY?
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WOW...
LOOK AT THAT.
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Hank:
WHATEVER.
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I GUESS I'LL GO HIDE
IN THE PANIC ROOM.
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HEY, AHHH,
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YOU WANNA MAYBE HELP YOUR
UNCLE HATRED STOP THE BAD GUYS?
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YOU! ME! YOU! ME!
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YOU! ME! YOU! ME!
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YOU! ME! YOU! ME!
239
00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:01,457
ALL RIGHT!
FINE, FINE, FINE!
240
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,459
IT SEEMS THAT
WE CAN DO THIS.
241
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,503
YOU'RE KIND OF TAKING
OVER THE RIGHT SIDE.
242
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,505
I BET I TAKE OVER
THE WHOLE THING.
243
00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,757
I'M CLEARLY THE DOMINANT ONE.
244
00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:10,675
RIDICULOUS!
245
00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:13,094
I'VE BEEN PILOTING
THIS BONE-BAG
246
00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,136
FOR LIKE 73 YEARS!
247
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,138
I'M NOT GIVING IT UP
TO A TALKING PIMPLE!
248
00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:19,308
A TALKING PIMPLE THAT CAN
MAKE YOU NOOGIE YOURSELF!
249
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,978
OW! YOU WANT TO GO,
DO YOU?!
250
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,021
OW!
251
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:24,021
HOW'S THAT?
252
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,690
[ ARGUING CONTINUES ]
253
00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:26,983
WHAT IS THIS?
254
00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:30,278
I LEAVE YOU ALONE AND
YOU BECOME A VAUDEVILLE ROUTINE.
255
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,904
WELL MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
256
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,823
YOU MADE US
INTO A HACKNEYED PREMISE!
257
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,992
AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT WE WERE TRAINING
258
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,159
JUST LIKE
YOU TOLD US TO!
259
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,411
GREAT.
260
00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,454
IF WE RUN INTO SHEMP OR MO
I'M SURE YOU'LL GIVE THEM
261
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,622
QUITE A THRASHING.
262
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:42,957
AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
263
00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,418
I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE ALL DAY
WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND.
264
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,335
THAT WAS MY DICK!
265
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,296
I WAS OUT WITH THE REST
OF MY TEAM.
266
00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,840
WILLIAM WAS RIGHT,
THE ORB IS LOCKED AWAY
267
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,508
IN THE VENTURE COMPOUND.
268
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,927
THE GUILD HAS ALREADY
POSITIONED THEIR FORCES.
269
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,971
DID YOU SAY
'THE REST OF YOUR TEAM'?
270
00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:59,473
WHO ELSE DID YOU
STITCH TOGETHER?
271
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,474
HOW RUDE OF ME.
272
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,686
LET ME INTRODUCE
THE REVENGE SOCIETY!
273
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,521
MEET WISDOM,
OUR FIX IT MAN.
274
00:10:05,604 --> 00:10:08,232
DEMOLITIONS, COMMUNICATIONS,
NEW TECHNOLOGY...
275
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,443
WISDOM'S THE ONE WE--
HMM?
276
00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,612
AND YES, THE SPIRITUAL
HEART OF OUR TEAM.
277
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,073
NAMASTE, WISDOM.
FORGIVE ME.
278
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,033
THAT IS A MUG.
279
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,868
A FACE ONLY
A MOTHER COULD LOVE.
280
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,036
BUT WHAT A MIND!
281
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,704
THAT'S CHUCK.
282
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,623
NAMED SO FOR HIS ABILITIES
IN THE ANCIENT ART OF NUNCHAKU.
283
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,750
HE'S THE MUSCLE.
284
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,878
ALSO QUITE HANDY
WITH DISMANTLING TRAPS!
285
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,713
HMM?
[laughs]
286
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,049
BUT NOT VERY HUMBLE.
CHUCK, YOU IMP.
287
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,675
HE'S ALWAYS DOING THAT.
288
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,302
WHY CAN'T I HEAR THEM?
289
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,636
BECAUSE
YOU ARE SANE!
290
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,222
THE LOOKER HERE
IS LADY NIGHTSHADE.
291
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,807
HER SKILLS ARE OBVIOUS.
292
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,434
BUT HANDS OFF,
GENTLEMEN!
293
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,019
SHE'S SPOKEN FOR.
294
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,520
AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
295
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,230
THE MAN IS A FRUIT LOOP!
296
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,733
FRUIT LOOP AS A FOX,
GENTLEMEN!
297
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,692
JOIN US!
298
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,402
TOGETHER
WE SHALL DESTROY
299
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,238
THE GUILD OF
CALAMITOUS INTENT!
300
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,239
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
301
00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,076
YOU ARE RIDIC--
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
302
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:01,827
OH, WELL MY MISTAKE.
303
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,122
SO I GUESS
I'LL JUST MURDER YOU!
304
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,290
OH, NO!
305
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,584
NO, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
FUN THING FOR US TO DO!
306
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:12,088
YES, TOTALLY!
I'M INTO IT!
307
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,090
Hank:
WHAT ARE THEY DOING
OUT THERE?
308
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,591
THEY'RE LIKE WAITING
FOR SOMETHING.
309
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,759
DID POP
DO SOMETHING WRONG?
310
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,388
I'D SAY THEY'VE COME
A COURTIN' YOURS TRULY.
311
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,764
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
312
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:25,059
HANK, YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE BIRDS
AND THE BEES, RIGHT?
313
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,143
FOR LIKE 2 YEARS NOW!
314
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,437
WELL YOU KNOW HOW SOME
BEES LIKE OTHER BEES
315
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,107
AND SOME BIRDS
LIKE OTHER BIRDS?
316
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,608
LIKE UNCLE GENTLEMAN?
RIGHT!
317
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,069
NOW THERE ARE SOME BIRDS
THAT LIKE EGGS.
318
00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:38,280
AND EGGS ARE FRAGILE
AND CAN'T DEFEND THEMSELVES.
319
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,116
SO SOME EGG LOVERS
320
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,244
TAKE EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS
TO NOT LIKE EGGS.
321
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,620
BECAUSE I DON'T
WANNA LIKE EGGS!
322
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,081
I ALREADY KNOW THAT
YOU USED TO BE A PEDESTRIAN.
323
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,083
I ALSO LIKE THE BEES!
324
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,918
I'VE HAD
MY SHARE OF HONEY.
325
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,003
ALRIGHT! STOP!
I GET IT!
326
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:54,380
OKAY.
327
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:55,673
BEES ARE LADIES.
328
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,049
GOT IT.
329
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,969
SO THOSE GUYS ARE HERE TO
KILL YOU BECAUSE GOD FORGOT TO?
330
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,137
WHAT? NO.
331
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,347
THEY VIEWED MY CONDITION
AS A DAMN SPECIAL SKILL!
332
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,267
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO CLEAR THE AIR.
333
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,519
I THINK
IT'S ME THEY WANT.
334
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:09,603
YEP.
335
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,106
THEY MUST HAVE FOUND OUT
HOW BATMAN I AM.
336
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,649
YOU GOT TONS OF BATMAN!
337
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:16,318
BUT I GAVE EVERY GUILD
SECRET I HAD TO THE OSI
338
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,946
WHEN I BECAME
YOUR DAD'S BODYGUARD.
339
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:19,989
NOT VERY BATMAN.
340
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,450
NO SIR, NOT BATMAN
IN THE LEAST.
341
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,536
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
342
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,830
YEEAAAH...
343
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:28,831
I GOT NOTHING.
344
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,332
JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR!
345
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,501
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT
A BATMAN-LOADED,
346
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,795
BROCK-TRAINED VENTURE CAN DO!
347
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:38,549
[ MARCHING FOOTSTEPS ]
348
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,141
Hank:
WHO IS IT?
349
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,058
UMMM...
350
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,351
THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS
INTENT?
351
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,020
I'M SORRY,
WE AREN'T INTERESTED.
352
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,190
MAYBE YOU COULD LEAVE
SOME LITERATURE FOR US.
353
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,067
[ HATRED LAUGHING ]
354
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,194
PRICELESS.
355
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,322
YOU ARE GONNA GET US
KILLED, AND I LOVE IT.
356
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,531
OH, I GOT ONE!
357
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,368
Hatred:
ALRIGHT, SO WE'LL TAKE
A BOX OF THIN MINTS.
358
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,703
AND WHAT THE HELL,
359
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:10,789
I GUESS A BOX OF THOSE
PEANUT BUTTER DO-SI-DOS.
360
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,167
CAN WE SPEAK
TO DR. VENTURE?
361
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,544
OH! THE VENTURES!
362
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,505
YOU GOT THE WRONG
COMPOUND.
363
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,507
THEY LIVE RIGHT
DOWN THE ROAD.
364
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,716
OKAY!
365
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:23,552
DOES ANYONE HAVE THOSE
DIRECTIONS I PRINTED OUT?!
366
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,304
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.
WHERE IS HATRED!?
367
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,722
IF BROCK WERE HANDLING
THIS RIGHT NOW,
368
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:30,059
I'D BE WATCHING HIM
HOSING THE BLOOD OFF
THE FRONT LAWN.
369
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,644
DEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
370
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,395
HYPERVENTILATING
INTO MY KNEES,
371
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,397
THAT SMELL A LITTLE
LIKE SPIT UP...
372
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,524
BECAUSE I SPIT-UP
A LITTLE.
373
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,235
DEAN, YOU JUST BABY BURPED
ONTO A SPEEDSUIT.
374
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,486
NOT A SUPER-SCIENTIST ALIVE
375
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,030
THAT HASN'T COUGHED A LITTLE
ACID ONTO HIS SPEEDSUIT.
376
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,698
REALLY?
377
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,326
WHY DO YOU THINK THESE THINGS
ARE LIKE 95% POLYESTER?
378
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,578
YOU CAN CLEAN OFF FEAR-VOMIT
WITH A WET-NAP.
379
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,121
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
USED TO THIS.
380
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,416
DEAN, I REMEMBER WHEN
THE ACTION MAN WOULD WAKE ME UP
381
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,168
WITH A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD.
382
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,836
HE'D JUST HOLD IT THERE
AND PULL THE TRIGGER.
383
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,007
I'D HEAR THAT CLICK REALLY LOUD
BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT AGAINST
MY FOREHEAD.
384
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,300
SO IT ECHOED.
385
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,761
RIGHT, IT SOUNDED LIKE
HE SNAPPED ONE OF MY TEETH OUT.
386
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:06,762
CLICK.
387
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,640
AND THEN HE'D GO
"NOT TODAY, RUSTY...
388
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,100
NOT TODAY."
389
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,101
GOLLY...
390
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,769
AND YOU TOOK IT
BECAUSE YOU HAD TO?
391
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,980
NO, DEAN, I TOOK IT
BECAUSE I WAS
392
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,190
RUSTY VENTURE,
BOY ADVENTURER.
393
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,901
I DIDN'T ASK
FOR THIS LIFE, DEAN.
394
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:21,986
BUT IT'S MINE.
395
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,862
SURE, I FALL DOWN
IN THIS SPEEDSUIT.
396
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,116
BUT I GET UP
AND WET-NAP MY PUKE OFF.
397
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,325
DO YOU HAVE ONE?
398
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,952
I GOT A POCKET FULL OF THOSE
LEMONY LITTLE DEVILS.
399
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,329
IT ALL COMES WITH
THAT OUTFIT, DEAN.
400
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,581
IT'S NOT ALL BAD.
401
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,749
I MEAN, I AM
A SUPER-SCIENTIST.
402
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,001
LOVED. FEARED.
403
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,045
HELL, I HAVE A LAWN FULL OF
BAD GUYS WHO WANT MY...
404
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,299
WHAT DO THEY WANT?
405
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,968
LET'S FIND OUT!
406
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,596
WILLIAM, YOU GO
WITH CHUCK AND THOSE TWO.
407
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,764
GET THE ORB AND BRING IT
TO DROP POINT ALPHA.
408
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,018
LADY NIGHTSHADE, WISDOM AND I
WILL MAINTAIN SURVEILLANCE.
409
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,894
I'M NOT GETTING OUT
OF THIS BAG!
410
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,646
AND I'M STAYING
IN THE CAR!
411
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,856
WE! WE ARE STAYING
IN THE CAR!
412
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,317
WE HAVEN'T BEEN
OUTSIDE IN 30 YEARS.
413
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,152
I'M OLD
AND I'M AFRAID
OF EVERYTHING!
414
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,697
I'M AFRAID THE STREETS ARE
OVERRUN WITH TEENAGE GANGS!
415
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,532
TEENAGERS ARE CRUEL.
416
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,034
THEY WILL
UNDOUBTEDLY TAUNT US
417
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:12,661
BECAUSE OUR TROUSERS
ARE NOT IN STYLE.
418
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,164
AND WE ARE TWO HEADS
ON ONE BODY.
419
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,416
AND THAT HAS NEVER,
EVER BEEN HIP!
420
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,044
I CAN KILL A MAN
BY SIMPLY TOUCHING HIM.
421
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,880
NOW WHAT WERE YOUR
SPECIAL POWERS AGAIN?
422
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,715
IT'S IN THE SAFE, RIGHT?
423
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:26,508
I'LL CARRY THE BOY-BAG!
424
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,968
Watch:
THEY KNOW WE'RE STALLING.
425
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,763
AND SERIOUSLY,
I CAN'T COME UP WITH A WAY
TO BE MORE INTIMIDATING.
426
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,015
I CAN!
WE GET COMPLETELY NUDE.
427
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,851
NAKED ARMY!
GO ALL BRAVEHEART ON THEM!
428
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:39,104
I THINK THE EUNUCH DIVISION
MIGHT GROSS EVERYBODY OUT.
429
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,105
YEAH, MAYBE.
430
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,150
BUT THE WOMEN'S
AUXILIARY, THAT'LL RULE!
431
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,361
WAIT, HE'S FINALLY HERE.
432
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,528
AND HE
BROUGHT EON!
433
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,738
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
434
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,532
HERE COME THE WARM JETS!
435
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,701
Doc:
DON'T MOVE AND STAY LOW.
436
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,536
WE'LL APPEAR
AS A PILE OF LAUNDRY.
437
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,372
THINK LAUNDRY.
BECOME IT.
438
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,498
CAN YOU FEEL
THE GROUND-IN DIRT?
439
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,708
THE GRASS STAINS?
KINDA.
440
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,710
OKAY, THEY GOT IN.
THE PLACE IS HOT.
441
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,212
WE CALL IT "HOT"
WHEN BAD GUYS ARE THERE.
442
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,881
HOW DID THEY GET
PAST THE LASER FIELD
AND THE SECURITY LOCKS?
443
00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,634
I TURNED THE LASERS OFF WHEN
ORPHEUS GOT SHOT MOWING
THE LAWN.
444
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,260
HE GOT ALL LAW SUIT ON ME.
445
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,513
AND I REMOVED THE LOCKS BECAUSE
HANK LOCKED HIMSELF IN
THE RESEARCH LAB
446
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,973
AFTER SEEING
DOG DAY AFTERNOON.
447
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,225
OKAY, WE'RE HERE!
448
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,976
I'M GONNA TAKE ANOTHER LAP.
449
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,061
CHECK!
450
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,104
A LITTLE SUPER-SCIENTIST
RECONNAISSANCE!
451
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,565
NO, MY ZIPPER'S CAUGHT
IN THE CONVEYER BELT.
452
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,819
THAT'S ONE HELL
OF A WHEELIE SON!
453
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,112
BUT AAAAHHH...
454
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,198
WE'VE BEEN TAKING YOUR SHORTCUT
FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW!
455
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,908
IT'S ALL PART OF MY PLAN.
456
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,326
LIKE I SAID -- ONCE WE GET
AN ICE CREAM CAKE
457
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,955
AND MY DAD'S STACK OF PLAYBOYS,
IT WILL ALL COME TOGETHER.
458
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,248
YEAAAH...
459
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,250
AND YOU'D TELL ME IF YOU
WERE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME
460
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,753
AND JUST DOING EVERYTHING YOUR
DAD WON'T LET YOU DO, RIGHT?
461
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,755
YOU DON'T TRUST ME?
WHAT? NO!
462
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,258
YOU WERE TRAINED
BY BROCK SAMSON.
463
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,759
I WORKED WITH THAT BOY!
464
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,803
HE IS AS HONEST AS SUNSHINE!
465
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,763
HE'S LIKE YOU, SON.
466
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,098
YOU
AND BROCK SAMSON.
467
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,851
TWO OF THE MOST BATMAN
FELLAS YOU COULD EV--
468
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,936
FINE.
WE GOTTA TURN AROUND.
469
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,771
I FORGOT ABOUT THE PART
OF MY PLAN
470
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,897
WHERE WE SAVE YOU
FROM THE GUILD.
471
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,692
WELL LET'S GET BACK
ON COURSE THERE, SOLDIER.
472
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,112
COME ON!
I'LL RACE YOU!
473
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,825
Dragoon:
SO IT'S THE NEXT RIGHT HERE?
474
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,119
I GUESS.
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
475
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,663
WELL THEN GET OUT
OF THE BA-- OH DEAR.
476
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,832
HANDS UP IN THE AIR.
477
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,833
PUT YOUR HAND UP!
478
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,169
SCREW THAT!
479
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,086
WHAT WAS THAT?
480
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,379
THAT'S A GUILD BLACKOUT.
481
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,338
DANGEROUS
IDIOTS.
482
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,424
THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE
MINIMUM WAGE.
483
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,092
AND CHUCK
IS THE MUSCLE.
484
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,594
HILARIOUS.
485
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:34,887
HERE,
HOLD THIS.
486
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,473
I JUST LEARNED HOW MAKE A FIST,
AND THAT'S LIKE BOMB.
487
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,307
YOU CARRY IT.
488
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,225
I'M CARRYING
THE BILLY-BAG.
489
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,143
THEN LEAVE HIM!
490
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,312
BUT...
GREAT, WE KNOCKED HIM OUT.
491
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,147
WHAT IS THIS, AN EPISODE OF
GILLIGAN'S ISLAND?
492
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,650
EVERYBODY GETS HIT ONCE THEN
THEY ARE INSTANTLY UNCONSCIOUS.
493
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,860
GOOD ONE.
494
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:53,197
SIX BUCKS SAYS HE HAS
AMNESIA WHEN HE WAKES UP.
495
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,326
WHERE ARE YOU,
SHAPE SHIFTER!
496
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,202
SO SNEAKY.
497
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,830
YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE.
ANYTHING.
498
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,082
YES, WISDOM,
A SHAPE SHIFTER.
499
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,667
YOU KNOW THAT.
500
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,503
WELL I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.
501
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,505
WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING AT, WISDOM?
502
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,715
IF THAT
IS YOUR NAME...
503
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,675
OR COULD IT BE
SOVEREIGN!
504
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,928
EVERY PROFESSIONAL NEMESIS
HAS WEAKNESSES.
505
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,679
ONE!
THEY WEAR GOGGLES.
506
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,014
PERIPHERAL VISION IS SHOT.
507
00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,225
TWO -- HELMETS WITH LOGOS
AND STUFF ON THEM.
508
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,811
A GUY WITH A BIG METAL PIECE
OF PUNCTUATION ON HIS HAT
509
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,020
CAN'T TURN HIS HEAD FAST.
510
00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,272
SO YOU GOTTA BE MOVING.
ALWAYS MOVING!
511
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,690
GOT IT!
ALWAYS MOVING.
512
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,692
I'M YOU FROM THE THE FUTURE!
513
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,194
WE HAVE TO FINISH
OUR TIME MACHINE
514
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,489
BEFORE THE THE ANGELS OF
DESTRUCTION FIND THE PORTAL!
515
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,074
NAH, I'M JUST
MESSING WITH YOU.
516
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,617
COME WITH ME.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
517
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,162
GUILD HAS BEEN STANDING OUT
THERE ALL NIGHT JUST
WAITING FOR ME.
518
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,289
GUARANTEED,
THIS IS A TRAP.
519
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:48,043
PROBABLY A BAG OF SCORPIONS
THAT HAVE BEEN TRAINED
520
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,711
TO TAKE THE SHAPE
OF A GUY!
521
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,547
HANK, THAT'S MENTAL.
522
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,090
WATCH OUT!
523
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,926
THE SCORPIONS COULDA BEEN
TRAINED TO SHOOT LITTLE
COCKTAIL RIFLES!
524
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,136
IT'S A TRAP!
525
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,681
IT'S A SLEEPING BOY.
526
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:04,059
HE'S ALL COZY IN
HIS SWEET LITTLE PJS.
527
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,311
THEY ARE
PREYING ON MY WEAKNESS.
528
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,689
THOSE
MONSTERS!
529
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,859
HEY! I FOUND
THE STACK OF PLAYBOYS!
530
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,783
LOOK WHAT HE DID TO US.
531
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,742
I HEARD.
532
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,619
BUT YOU GUYS ARE KINDA
WORKING IT.
533
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,579
LOOKS GOOD.
534
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:24,705
REALLY?
THANK YOU.
535
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,748
HEY, WE'RE SORRY FOR
PROBABLY KILLING EVERYONE.
536
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,626
HE WANTS US
TO READ THIS.
537
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,086
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
538
00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:34,131
"MAKE WAY FOR THE DASHING
PHANTOM LIMB!"
539
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,884
I DIDN'T WRITE
THIS CRAP.
540
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,594
"GRANDSON OF FANTÔMAS!
541
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,638
"VICTOR AT THE BATTLE
OF CREMATION CREEK
542
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,098
"AND KEEPER
OF THE ORB.
543
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,933
"AND THE RIGHTFUL
SOVEREIGN
544
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:49,146
OF THE GUILD
OF CALAMITOUS INTENT!"
545
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,776
WELL DONE,
LADY NIGHTSHADE!
546
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,612
WAS THAT A SHOE?
547
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,779
SWEETIE!
548
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,948
HAVE YOU SEEN
MY OTHER SHOE?
549
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,950
IT'S A BLACK FERRAGAMO!
550
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:06,538
BY BIRTHRIGHT,
I AM YOUR SOVEREIGN!
551
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,792
WISDOM! I SHOULD
HAVE TRUSTED YOU.
552
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,920
I WILL
AVENGE YOUR DEATH.
553
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,631
IF IT'S NOT
THE THIN WHITE DOUCHE!
554
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,800
HAND THE GUILD OVER
TO ITS RIGHTFUL HEIR!
555
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,302
OR I WILL ACTIVATE THIS!
556
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:23,639
PLEASE, NO, DON'T ACTIVATE
A BROKEN COFFEE MUG.
557
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,432
BEHOLD!
558
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,642
THE ORB!
559
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,311
YES, WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'LL HAND THE GUILD OVER.
560
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,520
MEET THE RIGHTFUL HEIR
561
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,106
TO THE GUILD
OF CALAMITOUS INTENT.
562
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,149
DEAN VENTURE!
563
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,151
LLOYD VENTURE,
THAT BOY'S GREAT GRANDFATHER
564
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,111
WAS THE GRAND PROTECTOR
OF THE ORB.
565
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,990
YOUR GRANDFATHER, NOT
UNLIKE YOU, WAS A USURPER!
566
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,534
ALL HAIL THE SOVEREIGN!
567
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,536
[ CHEERING ]
568
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,372
I AM THE SOVEREIGN!
569
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,998
ALRIGHT BOY, HUSTLE THIS UP.
570
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,208
I WANT
THESE IDIOTS OUT OF HERE.
571
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,502
THEY'RE KILLING MY LAWN.
OH, SORRY.
572
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,379
IN THE NAME OF CHAOS!
573
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,755
DOMINION!
574
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,298
AND ORGANIZED HAVOC!
575
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,259
I DUB THEE SOVEREIGN,
576
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,804
LORD OF THE GUILD
OF CALAMITOUS INTENT!
577
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,514
GOOD ON YOU, BOY.
578
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,515
HE'S A VENTURE.
579
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,976
THIS IS CRAP!
I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR!
580
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,227
ME! PHANTOM LIMB!
581
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:14,147
AND I SHALL GO DOWN
IN HISTORY AS HER DESTROYER!
582
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,399
BEHOLD!
583
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:20,862
THE AWESOME
POWER OF THE ORB!
584
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,700
PLEASE DON'T ACTIVATE IT.
585
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,910
SANDOW...
I MUST.
586
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,579
THEN SO MUST SANDOW.
587
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,542
YOU BROKE IT!
588
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,252
YOU DESTROYED
THE ORB!
589
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,837
MY ORDERS WERE TO KILL YOU.
590
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,839
OH.
WELL, IN THAT CASE.
591
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,090
THANKS?
592
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,718
AND LET'S NOT TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT THIS,
SHALL WE?
593
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,512
[grunts]
NO! NO!
594
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:46,888
IT DOESN'T WORK!
595
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,017
SEIZE THE TRAITOR!
596
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,812
TWO HEADS ARE
BETTER THAN ONE.
597
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,188
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
598
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,649
NOTHING, I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO SAY THAT ALL DAY.
599
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,068
I GOT SICK OF WAITING
FOR AN OPPORTUNITY.
600
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,600
THAT WAS CRAZY...
601
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,351
WHITE!
WHITE, YOU UP?!
602
00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:35,771
YOU GOTTA HEAR ABOUT THIS
DREAM I HAD!
603
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,189
IT WAS COMPLET--
604
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,107
GOOD MORNING, SUNSHINE.
605
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,652
I WANNA GO BACK IN MY BAG!