1 00:00:01,292 --> 00:00:04,421 SO, DO YOU GET TO TALK TO RASPUTIN AND JAMES DOOHAN? 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:06,673 YEAH, TOTALLY. YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE A BODY. 3 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:08,341 THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX AGAIN? 4 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:10,468 LIKE WE WERE GETTING LAID ALL THE TIME. 5 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:12,429 AND WITH NO SEX COMES NO REJECTION. 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:13,722 YOU DON'T MISS SEX BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE OMNISCIENT. 7 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,598 SERIOUSLY, ASK ME ANY QUESTION. 8 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:18,393 OKAY, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? 9 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:21,020 THE COLOR 12. 10 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,480 REALLY? NO, IDIOT. 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,275 ASK ME SOMETHING LESS HITCHHIKERS GUIDE, DORK. 12 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,651 DO WE HAVE SOULS? YEAH. 13 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,362 UH, NOT QUITE SOULS, BUT THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA. 14 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,405 EVERYTHING HAS A SOUL. 15 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:33,283 CRAP! SO, I GUESS I SHOULD BECOME A VEGETARIAN? 16 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:34,784 NO, LIKE, EVERYTHING LIVING HAS A SOUL. 17 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,537 EVEN SPINACH. YOU CAN'T WIN. 18 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,455 OH, SO THAT'S... A PROBLEM. 19 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,123 HERE'S SOMETHING. 20 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:42,959 YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE CRY ABOUT ABORTING BABIES 21 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:44,502 BECAUSE OF THEIR SOUL. 22 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,755 TURNS OUT YOU DON'T GET A SOUL UNTIL YOU'RE, LIKE, ONE. 23 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:47,839 SO WEIRD. ONE, REALLY? 24 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,425 OR MAYBE SIX MONTHS, I FORGET. 25 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,427 EITHER WAY, YOU'RE JUST THIS LITTLE CRYING, 26 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,305 POOING, MONSTER BLOB TILL YOU GET YOUR SOUL. 27 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,348 THAT'S AMAZING. I SHOULD TELL EVERYBODY. 28 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:59,100 PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. 29 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,560 OH, DEFINITELY! 30 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,103 MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN ON A GOLDEN PLATE, 31 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:05,440 OR MAYBE GET SOME AVIATORS IN A COMPOUND IN GUYANA. 32 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:06,775 YEAH, I GET IT. 33 00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:09,486 DUDE, I BARELY BELIEVE YOU'RE REAL. 34 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,613 I MEAN, IF THERE WERE GHOSTS, THEY'D BE FREAKIN' EVERYWHERE. 35 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,198 YEAH, NOT NECESSARILY. 36 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,034 YOU CAN ONLY HAUNT SOMETHING YOU WERE CLOSE TO. 37 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:16,493 IN LIFE. 38 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,745 AND YOU CHOSE ME? 39 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,163 OUT OF EVERYTHING, YOU CHOSE ME? 40 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,956 WELL, BEFORE YOU GET ALL TEARY-EYED, 41 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,708 I COULD ONLY CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU 42 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,127 AND A COCOON THAT IS CONSTANTLY GETTING BLOWN UP. 43 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,713 STILL, YOU COULD'VE -- OR BETH SEATON. 44 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,508 YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT 15 ANYMORE, SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME. 45 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,301 THAT WAY. 46 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:36,012 I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED YOU IN THE MONARCH MOBILE, 47 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:37,889 FULLY SUITED UP BY NOON. 48 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,182 IT'S NOON FIFTEEN! 49 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,059 OH, DUDE, I'M SORRY I WAS JUST -- 50 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:43,019 JUST WORKING ON MY MODEL 51 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:44,479 OF BLACK BEARD'S PIRATE SKULL. 52 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:45,980 SURE YOU WERE. 53 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,608 JUST GET SUITED UP. WE CAN'T BE LATE. 54 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:51,402 21 WANTS TO NAIL YOUR WIFE. 55 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,197 HE EVEN PASTED HER FACE ON A BUNCH OF SOFT CORE PICTURES. 56 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,115 SHUT UP! THAT IS SO NOT TRUE! 57 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,367 OH, IT'S TRUE. 58 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,036 21, YOU GOTTA KNOCK THIS "ALAS, POOR YORICK" CRAP OFF. 59 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:02,121 LOOK ON HIS COMPUTER IN THE FOLDER 60 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,249 LABELED "SPECIAL SOFTWARE." 61 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,875 THERE'S TONS OF THEM. 62 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,544 OKAY, WHATEVER! 63 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,212 GET IT TOGETHER. 64 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,713 WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE VILLAIN HISTORY HERE, 21. 65 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,173 I NEED YOU ONBOARD. 66 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,050 AFTER TODAY, WE WILL WALK UP TO VENTURE'S FRONT DOOR 67 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:17,929 AND EXPLAIN THAT I WIN, AND HE LOSES. 68 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,722 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 69 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:24,394 HE STOLE YOUR WIFE'S BRA FROM THE HAMPER! 70 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:28,231 ♪ [ SPY MUSIC ] 71 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,587 UH, GEEZ, THIS PLACE REEKS. 72 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,380 WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING IN THERE? 73 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:54,340 THE "GUY" IS DR. PETER SCHUMPMAKER. 74 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,009 LORD KNOWS WHAT A SCHUMP IS, 75 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,260 BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR BIPPY HIS ANCESTORS MADE THEM. 76 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:01,180 WHAT HE'S DOING IS FAR WORSE THAN CRAFTING FINE SCHUMPS. 77 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,099 KEY. 78 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,604 SO, HE'S ANOTHER ARMS TRADER? 79 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,354 YOU WISH. 80 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,440 THIS GUY IS MAKING A STINK BOMB. 81 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,275 IS THAT LIKE A DIRTY BOMB? 82 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,110 NO, REALLY. SERIOUSLY, STINK BOMB. 83 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:14,944 LIKE A STINK BOMB. YOU WANT THIS? 84 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,779 THERE'S A FREE PINKY RING THERE. 85 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,407 STINK BOMB? WHO CARES? 86 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,534 WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE? 87 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,453 SHOULDN'T WE WAIT TILL RECESS 88 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,414 WHEN ALL THE OTHER KIDS CAN HELP US GIVE HIM A WEDGIE? 89 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:27,790 THIS IS SERIOUS. 90 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,001 YOU EVER NOTICE THAT GUNPOWDER SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS AND FART? 91 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,128 HMM? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? FARTS? 92 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:35,006 NO, NOT UNLESS SOMEBODY ACTUALLY FARTS. 93 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,507 WELL, THAT'S SULFUR. 94 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:37,759 IT'S ONE OF THE PRIMARY ODORS. 95 00:03:37,842 --> 00:03:39,636 OH, YEAH, CUTTING EDGE OLFACTORY SCIENCE. 96 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,262 AND OUR LITTLE DR. SCHUMPMAKER HERE 97 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:42,847 HAS FOUND A VOLATILE COMBINATION OF THESE FINE ODORS. 98 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,975 TA-DA! DEADLY STINK BOMB. 99 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:46,976 THAT MUST BE WHY THIS PLACE STINKS. 100 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,063 OR MAYBE IT'S JUST THE OTHER KEY. 101 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,648 YOU CAN LOSE THAT. IT'S A COMBINATION PRINT LOCK. 102 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,150 SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? 103 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,777 WHAT? WE DO IT LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. 104 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:58,321 I MAKE A FUN LITTLE DIVERSION 105 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,989 AND YOU COME IN AND WHAM! 106 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,075 BROCKNESS MONSTER ON 'EM. 107 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:02,659 [ BEEPING ] 108 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,494 OKAY, IT'S OPEN. 109 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,080 SIGNAL ME. 110 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,000 THERE'S A LADDER RIGHT THERE. 111 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,210 OH, YEAH, THAT'S A LOT OF FUN! 112 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,965 OH! I'M SORRY. 113 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,424 THOUGHT THIS WAS A BATHROOM. 114 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,385 WHAT WITH THAT TANGY ODOR I'M ENJOYING. 115 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,220 I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SHOPPING, 116 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,763 AND I CAN'T FIND A STARBUCKS -- 117 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:24,806 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR? 118 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,392 OKAY, WE'LL MIX IT UP. 119 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,812 BUT NO TUMMY PUNCHES, I REALLY DO GOTTA PEE. 120 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,652 BOOM! THAT'S RIGHT! 121 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,362 THIS IS ALL HAPPENING! 122 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,364 CANNOT CHANGE THE CHANNEL NOW! 123 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:46,828 SWEETIE, YOU ALMOST HIT THAT ANTENNA THING. 124 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:47,787 CAN YOU FLY HIGHER? 125 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:50,540 LAST TIME WE DID THAT WE WERE CHASED BY JETS. 126 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,084 AND WE ENDED UP ON AN EPISODE OF UFO HUNTERS. 127 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,961 WE SHOULD HAVE JUST DROVE HERE. 128 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,337 [scoffs] THAT'S FOR CHUMPS. 129 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,214 I'M GONNA ARRIVE IN STYLE! 130 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,634 SHOW THIS MONSTROSO CLOWN I MEAN FLYING CAR BUSINESS. 131 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,219 THAT'S THE PLACE! 132 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:05,930 JUST PUT IT DOWN ON THE HELIPORT. 133 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,240 WHO SENT YOU? 134 00:05:24,323 --> 00:05:28,494 ANY BEANS YOU WISH TO SPILL BEFORE YOU DIE? 135 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,329 I BELIEVE THAT'S CUSTOMARY. 136 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,249 LOVE TO! I'M AN AGENT OF SPHINX! 137 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:36,210 WHEN SUPER SCIENTISTS, LAWBREAKING BADDIES AND WHATNOT 138 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:38,046 REFUSE TO GET A GUILD LICENSE AND PLAY ALL NICE NICE, 139 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:41,466 YOU DEAL WITH US... SPHINX! 140 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:43,217 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 141 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,094 THIS IS ALL BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A COSTUME? 142 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,055 WELL, YOU'RE OVERSIMPLIFYING IT, AREN'T YOU? 143 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:49,515 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET KILLED FOR YOUR LACK OF FASHION PIZAZZ. 144 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:53,102 NO, YOU'RE GONNA DIE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DANGEROUS NUT. 145 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,437 [ LAUGHS ] 146 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,230 SO I'M GOING TO BE KILLED? 147 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:57,565 YEP. 148 00:05:57,648 --> 00:06:00,485 AND I SUPPOSE, WHAT, MY MEN WILL JUST FALL DOWN DEAD, 149 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:03,112 AND I'LL SUDDENLY NOT WANT TO PULL THIS TRIGGER? 150 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,781 MM-HMM. [ LAUGHING ] 151 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:08,076 [ GRUNTS ] 152 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,953 [ SCREAMING ] 153 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:11,996 SEE, IF YOU COULD PULL THAT TRIGGER, 154 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,457 YOU TOTALLY WOULDN'T WANNA. 155 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:20,421 GENTLEMEN, VEIL YOURSELVES, 156 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,257 THIS IS GUILD BUSINESS. 157 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:28,846 MONSTROSO! 158 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,808 LOOKING... TALL. 159 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,185 MONARCH, ALWAYS A PLEASURE. 160 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,311 WHAT'S WITH THE EXTRA MUSCLE? 161 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:40,650 AND THIS FEISTY LITTLE BEETLE MUST BE HENCHMAN 21. 162 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:41,609 THESE ARE MY ASSOCIATES. 163 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,654 MAMMOTH CORP IS A LEGITIMATELY TRADED BUSINESS. 164 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:45,321 MOSTLY. 165 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:48,282 THESE MEN ARE HARMLESS. CIGAR? 166 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,034 I DON'T SMOKE. 167 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:50,993 WELL, I DO. 168 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,537 HAVE A SEAT, GENTLEMEN. 169 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,664 LOOK, I GOT MY WIFE DOING CIRCLES AROUND THIS PLACE 170 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:55,915 WASTING JET FUEL. 171 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,792 CAN WITH GET DOWN TO IT? BUT, OF COURSE. 172 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,877 WELL, I'VE REVIEWED YOUR REQUEST 173 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,712 AND THERE IS SOMETHING WE COULD DO 174 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,506 THAT WOULD COMPLETELY CRIPPLE VENTURE 175 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,843 AND LEAVE YOU IN POSSESSION OF ALL HIS ASSETS. 176 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,802 SWEET! 177 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:10,346 SO LET'S GO WITH MY PLAN TO COVER HIS COMPOUND 178 00:07:10,429 --> 00:07:11,514 IN STICKY HOT SUGAR! 179 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,601 LEAVING HIM AND HIS FAMILY TO BE DEVOURED BY ANTS! 180 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,229 AND THOSE LITTLE ONES -- 181 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,480 YOU MEAN GNATS? NO. 182 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,440 CHIGGERS? CHIGGERS! 183 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:22,942 NO, THAT PLAN WAS STUPID. 184 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,862 MY PLAN IS CLEAN, ELEGANT, CLASSIC. 185 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,322 WE TAKE HIM DOWN AS ONE WOULD TAKE DOWN A MAFIA DON. 186 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,866 CIGAR? 187 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,993 NO. SO THEN WE'RE GOING WITH MY PLAN 188 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,870 TO JUST PUT HIM IN A BAG AND BEAT HIM WITH A RAKE? 189 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,663 NO, THAT WAS ALSO STUPID. 190 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:39,542 WHAT WE WILL DO IS GIVE HIM A DEEP, BUREAUCRATIC, PAPER CUT. 191 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,877 CIGAR? 192 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,044 NO, STILL DON'T SMOKE. 193 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,548 SO, WHERE DO I SIGN? 194 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:49,552 YEAH, I'M THINKING WHAT'S IN IT FOR MONSTROSO? 195 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,220 WHY DOESN'T THE BIG MAN JUST CUT OUT THE LITTLE MONARCH 196 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,390 AND KEEP ALL THE GOODIES FOR HIMSELF? 197 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:57,894 THE GUY BEHIND YOU HAS A GUN IN HIS RIGHT POCKET, 198 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,939 AND THE GUY BEHIND THE MONARCH HAS AN ETHER SOAKED HANKY. 199 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,567 AND YOU PUT YOUR UNDERWEAR ON INSIDE OUT AGAIN. 200 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,569 KEYAII! 201 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,114 SUCK IT! 202 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:15,411 OOH! ETHER. 203 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:17,079 NO, THAT ONE JUST HAD SNOT ON IT. 204 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,874 BUT HE DID HAVE ANOTHER. 205 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,084 WELL, IT SEEMS I HAVE MY ANSWER. 206 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,920 I'LL READY THE PAPERS. 207 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:24,921 CIGAR? 208 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,590 YES, FINE! GIVE ME A [BLEEP] CIGAR! 209 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,428 [ COMPUTER BEEPING ] 210 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,931 GAH! COME ON, VENTURE! 211 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,974 HOW DARE YOU! 212 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,768 YOU, SIR, CAN POWDER YOUR OWN RUDDY BOTTOM. 213 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:40,353 WHY, YES! 214 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,271 YOU DO DESERVE A GOOD SPANKING, IN FACT. 215 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,857 VENTURE, YOU GOTTA GET YOUR OWN SCREEN NAME! 216 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,234 WHO'S "LITTLE BOY PINK"? 217 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:47,944 HE HAS A POTTY MOUTH, LET ME TELL YA. 218 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,946 THAT GUY IS, LIKE, 35 OR SOMETHING. 219 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:51,614 IT'S JUST ROLE PLAYING. 220 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,616 IT'S HEALTHY! USING YOUR -- 221 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,617 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 222 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,327 CHECKING MY ELECTRONIC MAILBOX. 223 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,120 YEAH, I'D DO IT ON MY COMPUTER, 224 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,956 BUT THE COMMODORE 64 GETS KINDA BUGGY 225 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,749 WITH THE CRADLE MODEM THAT -- 226 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,585 WELL, IT'S ALL VERY TECHNICAL. 227 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:05,169 YEAH, TECHNICAL. 228 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,380 I WAS GONNA SAY BORING. 229 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,340 WELL, AREN'T I POPULAR. 230 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,592 SEXY SINGLES WANNA MEET ME. 231 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,970 COLLEGE GIRLS... TWINS. 232 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,638 TWIN COEDS. 233 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,974 YEAH, I WOULDN'T ANSWER THOSE. 234 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,475 FANS OF MY SHOW, OBVOUSLY. 235 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,227 DON'T WANNA ENCOURAGE THEM. WHAT'S THIS? 236 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,145 IF IT'S A NIGERIAN PRINCE ASKING YOU 237 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,147 TO TAKE 12 MILLLION DOLLARS, 238 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,733 HE NEVER SENDS IT. 239 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:28,401 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR WIFE, 240 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:31,654 WHO LEAVES FOR OTHER REASONS. 241 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,489 YOU'RE KIDDING ME?! 242 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:36,158 NO! I MEAN, THE GUY SEEMED ON THE UP AND UP. 243 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,494 POOR KID COULDN'T GET TO HIS MONEY. 244 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:41,497 NOT THAT! I'M BEING SLAMMED FOR A ZONING VIOLATION. 245 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,000 IT SEEMS MY IDIOT GRANDFATHER ZONED MY ESTATE 246 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,377 FOR "THE CARE AND UPKEEP OF AMERICAN RIGHTNESS 247 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,755 AND THE ACTIVE DEFENSE OF HER CIVIL NEEDS." 248 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,132 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 249 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,259 UH, ACCORDING TO THIS, IT MEANS THAT I MUST HAVE 250 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:56,929 3/4 OF MY ESTATE DO-GOODING OR I LOSE MY PROPERTY 251 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,682 TO WHATEVER THE MAMMOTH CORPORATION IS. 252 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,018 GEESH, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 253 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,312 WELL, I'M GONNA START BY KICKING THE JOHNSON FAMILY 254 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,147 OUT OF THE MISSILE SILO. 255 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,231 AND I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE THAT THOSE GUYS 256 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,734 IN THE OLD PROPULSION RESEARCH LAB ARE COOKING METH. 257 00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,945 IT'S A SHAME. THEY ALWAYS PAY THEIR RENT ON TIME. 258 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,865 [ SPLASHING ] 259 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,203 DAMN IT, SHORELEAVE, YOU RUINED ANOTHER OUTFIT. 260 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,747 THINK BETSY ROSS WORKS HERE? 261 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,334 I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO SEW THIS BACK TOGETHER, YOU CLOWN! 262 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,544 WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT, "MR. BLOODSTAINS ON EVERYTHING"? 263 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,546 YOU KNOW THAT HE JUST RIPS THOSE HIMSELF. 264 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,674 HE JUST TEARS IT OFF LIKE A CHIPPENDALES' FIREMAN. 265 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,051 EVERY TIME. 266 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:35,843 GOOD GOD, WHY? 267 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,512 FOR ONE, BECAUSE IT LOOKS SUPER COOL. 268 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,514 YOU'RE IN INFANT! HOW'S THE BATH WORKING? 269 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,391 NO IDEA. WE'RE USED TO IT. YOU TELL US. 270 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,392 [ SNIFFS ] 271 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,228 SORRY BOYS, YOU SMELL LIKE TOMATO AND CRAP SOUP. 272 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,231 HUNTER, THIS JUST CAME IN ON THE TELEX. 273 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,525 SO WHAT! THE MAN-SHAPED MOUNTAIN DOES THAT ALL THE TIME. 274 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,319 READ WHAT HE'S TAKING OVER. 275 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,488 STOP PLAYING JIMMY OLSEN AND JUST TELL ME. 276 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,114 MMM, NOT IN FRONT OF... 277 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,657 YOU KNOW, HIM. 278 00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,784 WHAT? WHAT'S BEING TAKEN OVER? 279 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,120 NOTHING. THE BOY HAS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME OR SOMETHING. 280 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,330 UH, RIGHT. 281 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,207 WHOOP! PICKLED PENIS! PICKLED PENIS! 282 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,583 MY UNDERWEAR IS ON FIRE. 283 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,126 IT'S TRAGIC. NOT A DAMNED THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 284 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,587 WHOOP! POOR BASTARD. 285 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:17,718 [ YAWNING ] 286 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,724 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING YOUR BIG 287 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,893 "I'LL GET YOU, DR. VENTURE" THING TODAY? 288 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,561 THIS IS IT. I'M ARCHING. 289 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,939 THIS IS MY BIG PLAN. CHECK IT OUT. 290 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,774 WELL, UH, WHAT DID I MISS? 291 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,777 LET ME SEE, UH... WELL, 36 ASKED IF I THOUGHT 292 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,946 THAT LEONARD MALTIN HAD HAD WORK DONE. 293 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,448 AND I SAID, "HAVE YOU SEEN MICKEY ROURKE?" 294 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,659 HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS MADE BY A COBBLER. 295 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,662 HE DOES! SO... EXCITING, HUH? 296 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,289 WOOO! I'M HAVING MONSTROSO ATTACK VENTURE 297 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,500 WITH PAPERWORK! WEEE! 298 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,378 MONSTROSO! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?! 299 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,963 HE'S KING OF THE DOUBLE CROSS. 300 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,464 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. 301 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,550 HE'S A LAWYER AND A SUPER VILLAIN. 302 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,802 THAT'S LIKE A SHARK WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER ON ITS HEAD. 303 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,554 SHE'S RIGHT! 304 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,181 MONSTROSO'S PLANING ON SEIZING ALL OF VENTURE'S PROPERTY AND YOURS! 305 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,808 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 306 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,810 I LIFTED A BLACKBERRY OFF ONE OF HIS HENCHMEN. 307 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,812 IT HAD EVERY ACCESS CODE AND PASSWORD. 308 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,815 SO APPARENTLY YOU SIGNED AWAY ALL YOUR RIGHTS 309 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,192 AS VENTURE'S PRIMARY ARCH TO MONSTROSO. 310 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,986 WHAT? THAT DICK! 311 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,530 I WILL KILL HIM! 312 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,615 HE'S RIGHT. IT'S ALL HERE. 313 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,576 NICE JOB, 21. 314 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,494 I'M IMPRESSED. 315 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,926 DUDE, THAT WAS SO GREAT! 316 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,220 SHE WAS JUST SMOOSHING THEM IN THERE. 317 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,513 I KNOW! 318 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,973 YOU KNOW WHAT? 319 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,601 UH, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 320 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,228 Billy: WE DON'T NEED MUCH ROOM FOR WHAT WE DO, 321 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,980 AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T PAY THAT MUCH 322 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:53,689 BECAUSE WE DON'T DO THAT MUCH. 323 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,608 WE ACTUALLY DON'T DO ANYTHING. 324 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,359 I'LL CUT YOU A BREAK. 325 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,861 I JUST NEED TO HAVE AT LEAST 70% OF MY ESTATE 326 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,030 ALLOTTED TO COMMUNITY VIGILANCE AND SAFEGUARDING RIGHTNESS. 327 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,573 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 328 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,951 IT MEANS THAT QUIZ BOY AND THE PINK PHANTOM HAVE ARRIVED. 329 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,369 HIGH FIVE! 330 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,581 YEP, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SUPER SCIENCE, ACTION AND ADVENTURE. 331 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,208 RULES! WILL SOMEBODY HIT THIS? 332 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,835 I'M HANGING HERE. 333 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,504 COME ON, RUSTY, YOU KNOW WE CAN'T GET 334 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,881 THE SUPER SCIENTIST COMMUNITY TO TAKE US SERIOUSLY. 335 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,466 YOU GUYS ARE READY. IT'S EASY. 336 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,218 YOU PARK A HOVERCRAFT IN THERE, 337 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,886 AND ONCE A MONTH YOU GO TO A SOUP KITCHEN 338 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:24,637 AND LANCE BOILS OFF HOMELESS GUYS. 339 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,222 YOU DON'T NEED COSTUMES OR ANYTHING. 340 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,224 OH, YES WE DO! 341 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,600 WELL, THIS IS IT. 342 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,228 IT ISN'T SO IMPRESSIVE ON THE OUTSIDE, 343 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,772 BUT I THINK YOU'LL BE IMPRESSED WITH THE INSIDE. 344 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,899 JUST NEEDS A LITTLE BIT OF -- 345 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,235 WHAT THE [BLEEP]? 346 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,861 Billy: IT'S PERFECT! WHERE DO I SIGN? 347 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:49,328 UM, I KNOW I'M NOT REALLY UP ON THIS CONFUSING CRAP, 348 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,413 BUT ISN'T SPHINX THE BAD GUYS? 349 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,749 THEY WERE, BUT WE ANNIHILATED THE REAL SPHINX 350 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,960 IN THE PYRAMID WARS OF '87. 351 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,920 SO, WHEN WE WENT ROGUE, WE JUST WENT -- 352 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,464 "HEY, WHY DON'T WE USE THESE FRESH COSTUMES, 353 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,133 AND ALL THIS SWEET EGYPT-THEMED EQUIPMENT WE CAPTURED." 354 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,843 YOU GUYS AREN'T WITH THE O.S.I. ANYMORE? 355 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,970 HELL NO, SON. 356 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,389 WE ALL JOINED THE O.S.I. WITH PIE-EYED DREAMS 357 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,015 OF SAVING THE WORLD FROM BADDIES. 358 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:10,766 AND WHAT DID WE GET? 359 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,769 HOT BUREAUCRACY POURED IN OUR LAPS. 360 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,690 AS SPHINX, WE CAN WHIP-UP FOAMY JUSTICE ANY WAY WE WANT. 361 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,109 THE O.S.I. PLAYS THEIR GAME OF TAG WITH THE GUILD. 362 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,278 BUT WHEN SOMEONE REFUSES THE COSTUMED LIFE... 363 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,113 SPHINX! 364 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,949 CAN WE JOIN? 365 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,949 UH, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, BILLY. 366 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,909 DON'T KID YOURSELF, SHORT ROUND. 367 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:29,952 YOU TWO ARE GONNA WAKE UP TOMORROW WITH YOUR MEMORY WIPED. 368 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,997 HOW'S THAT METAL HI-FIVE TREATING YOU THESE DAYS? 369 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,292 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I HATE YOU. 370 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,001 I KNOW! 371 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:37,960 AND TOMORROW, YOU WILL LOVE ME! 372 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,672 YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE ANSWER TO MY PROBLEMS. 373 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,799 YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO PAY SOME BACK RENT AND SIGN SOME PAPERS. 374 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:47,636 WRONG-O! SPHINX WORKS IN THE SHADOWS. 375 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,637 WE ARE GHOSTS. 376 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,599 I COULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. 377 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,642 DOC, SERIOUSLY, IT'S IMPORTANT WORK. 378 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,311 THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL HERE. 379 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,187 YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO LEAVE ME YOUR KEYS. 380 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,647 I MEAN, WHY WE'RE HERE ON THIS PLANET. 381 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,066 WE HAD TO MAKE SACRIFICES. 382 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,735 LIKE COVERING YOURSELVES IN ROTTEN EGGS. 383 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,778 DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOU SMELL? 384 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,778 NO, ASS! 385 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,655 LIKE LIVING NEXT TO THE BOYS FOR A YEAR 386 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,282 AND NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL THEM THAT THEY'RE SAFE. 387 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,492 THAT KINDA SACRIFICE! 388 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,744 I HAD MY PUD REMOVED, THEN REATTACHED. 389 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,955 I PRETENDED THAT I BECAME A RELIGIOUS FANATIC. 390 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,707 I PRETENDED TO BE IN LOVE WITH SHORELEAVE. 391 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,502 OH! AND I PRETENDED I LIKED HAVING SEX WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT. 392 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,671 UH, INTRUDER AT THE FRONT GATE. 393 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:27,051 INTRUDER AT THE FRONT GATE. 394 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,846 THE SPHINX HAS SPOKEN. 395 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,681 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT WATCH OF YOURS? 396 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,933 OURS IS WAY TOO CREEPY. 397 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,329 PSST! 24. 398 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:58,540 HEY, 24. DUDE! 399 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,709 YES, MY MASTER. 400 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,878 DUDE, WHAT IS THIS, I DREAM OF JEANNIE? 401 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,546 I NEED YOU TO CHECK OUT THE VENTURE COMPOUND 402 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,298 AND DEACTIVATE THE ALARMS. 403 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,258 I'M NOT A POLTERGEIST. I CAN'T MOVE STUFF. 404 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,135 BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK AROUND IF YOU DO THAT THING 405 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,054 FOR A COUPLE OF MY NEW FRIENDS. 406 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,847 OH, COME ON! 407 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,183 OKAY, FINE. QUICKLY. I'M IN A HURRY. 408 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,938 THIS IS SPEEDY. YOU REMEMBER HIM. 409 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,440 AND PRESIDENT WOODROW WILSON. 410 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,358 YEAH, THEY BET ME YOU COULDN'T DO IT. 411 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,359 VELVET HOUR! 412 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,278 KATE MOSS. EASY. 413 00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,572 STILL? UMM, JENNIFER LOPEZ. 414 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,324 COVET? SARAH JESSICA PARKER. 415 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,534 AND SHE ALSO HAS LOVELY, AND TWILIGHT, AND DAWN. 416 00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,661 AND A WHOLE BUNCH MORE. 417 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,829 ASTONISHING. 418 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:40,249 HE IS LIKE THE RAIN MAN OF CELEBRITY SIGNATURE PERFUMES. 419 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,667 UNSCRIPTED?! 420 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,460 PATRICK DEMPSEY. I KNOW, IT'S INSANE. 421 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,587 TIM McGRAW AND CARLOS SANTANA ALSO HAVE THEM. 422 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,589 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, I WIN. 423 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,967 LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TO TELL HELEN OF TROY HOW AWESOME I AM. 424 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,009 BEAT IT. 425 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,721 JEEZ! OKAY, NOW YOU GOTTA GO SECURE THE COMPOUND. 426 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,931 I'M GONNA WAIT HERE FOR MONSTROSO 427 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,725 AND DEAL WITH HIM THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY. 428 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,852 YOU'RE GONNA SEW HIM A QUILT. 429 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,478 NO, DOUCHE, I'M GONNA WHALE ON HIM. 430 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,272 I CAN'T SECURE ANYTHING. 431 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,274 COME ON! YOU HELP ME ALL THE TIME! 432 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,402 DO I? OR DO I JUST LET YOU FEEL SECURE ENOUGH 433 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,570 TO TRUST YOUR INTUITION? 434 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:13,198 NO, YOU ARE REAL! REAL! 435 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,409 IF YOU SAY SO. 436 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:18,912 WE WILL DRAG HIS ASS IN FRONT OF THE COUNCIL OF THIRTEEN! 437 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,623 NOBODY DOUBLE CROSSES THE MONARCH! 438 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,876 HONEY, THE DOUBLE CROSS ISN'T A GUILD OFFENCE. 439 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,961 THEY ACTUALLY ENCOURAGE THAT KIND OF THING. 440 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,964 TRUST ME, MONSTROSO KNOWS GUILD LAW. 441 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,508 BUT WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! 442 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,427 IT'S 21, SIR. 443 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,970 HE'S STOLEN THE MONARCH MOBILE. 444 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,930 HE'S GONE ALL CRAZY, AGAIN. 445 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,474 WE THINK HE PLANS ON ATTACKING MONSTROSO. 446 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,684 GOOD. WHAT? 447 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,644 GOOD, WE DIDN'T ORDER IT. WE'RE IN THE CLEAR. 448 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,730 IF ONE OF OUR HENCHMEN GOES BEHIND OUR BACKS 449 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,981 AND FIXES THIS, I'M NOT GONNA STOP HIM. 450 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:49,943 YOUR RIGHT! AND 21 MIGHT ACTUALLY SUCCEED. 451 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,445 AND YOU TWO LITTLE SNITCHES HAVE WORK TO DO, I BELIEVE. 452 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,114 Both: WE DO? 453 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,158 YEAH, GO CLEAN THE TOILETS OR SOMETHING. 454 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,618 NO, NO, NO, MOTHERF-- ARE YOU SERIOUS? 455 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,953 YOU HEARD YOUR LEADER! 456 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,540 THOSE TWO ARE REALLY STARTING TO BURN MY ASS. 457 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,751 YOU CAN EITHER FOLLOW ME TO OUR BEDROOM, 458 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,629 OR BEND OVER THAT CONTROL THRONE. 459 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,799 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS TURNED ON IN FOREVER. 460 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,638 BROCK SAMSON... AT LAST WE MEET. 461 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,181 DO I KNOW YOU? 462 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,892 DON'T PULL THAT [BLEEP] WITH ME! 463 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,811 [ GRUNTING ] 464 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,357 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE, AND I DON'T CARE. 465 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,693 I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A YEAR. 466 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,363 BOO. 467 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,240 AH, VERY NICE. 468 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,533 SOMEBODY'S BEEN TRAINING. 469 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,034 THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS, MY FIRST BMX BIKE, 470 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,787 AND MEETING THE CAST OF FIREFLY ALL IN ONE. 471 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,498 LET'S GO! COME ON, SAMSON, BRING IT! 472 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,417 OKAY, TUBS. 473 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,837 LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE YOU GOT. 474 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,091 YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA TAKE IT EASY ON YOU, DID YA? 475 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,176 I WAS [BLEEP] PRAYING YOU DIDN'T. 476 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,719 YOU GOTTA BRING IT! 477 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,471 [ SCREAMS ] 478 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,057 [ SCREAMS ] 479 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,188 COME ON! 480 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,651 WELL, IF YOU CAN'T SOLVE MY PROBLEM WITH THIS MONSTROSO CHARACTER, 481 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,361 YOU GOTTA PACK THIS UP. 482 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,238 AND THERE WILL BE A LATE FEE WITH THAT BACK RENT. 483 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,490 OH, WE'LL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM WITH MONSTROSO. 484 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,408 BUT NOT LEGALLY. 485 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,953 SPHINX SOLVES PROBLEMS THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAY. 486 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,664 DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE BROCK LOBSTER TAKING CARE OF IT. 487 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,709 HE'S CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. WON'T REMEMBER A THING. 488 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,751 AREN'T YOU GONNA WIPE MY MEMORY? 489 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,128 WHITE, YOU LAZY BASTARD, 490 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,963 IF YOU HAD EVEN AN OUNCE OF THE LITTLE GUY'S MOXIE, 491 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,592 I'D BE CLEANING YOU LIKE A TOILET SEAT. 492 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,011 UM, WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, GREAT. 493 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,681 IS THE UH, WASHING MACHINE STILL WARM? 494 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,557 YOU'RE SURE THAT THING WORKS? 495 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,268 SHORELEAVE! YOU HAVE FUN WITH THOSE HOMOPHOBIC DRUG LORDS 496 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:46,935 YOU WERE IMPRISONED WITH LAST WEEK? 497 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,313 PRISON? I WAS HERE LAST WEEK. 498 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,064 COME ON IN, BOYS. 499 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,359 HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR MOTHER? 500 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,904 OR THAT YOU ARE BOTH CLONES? 501 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,572 WHAT? 502 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,657 21! 503 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,285 YOU MUST GO TO THE DAGOBA SYSTEM. 504 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,329 THERE YOU WILL MEET THE JEDI MASTER 505 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,955 WHO INSTRUCTED ME. 506 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,707 GOOD ONE. 507 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,460 THANKS. BUT I'LL HAND IT TO YA, 508 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,087 YOU REALLY CAN DELIVER A PRETTY DECENT BEATING. 509 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,589 [ GROANS ] 510 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,633 I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE 'CAUSE WHEN I GOT NEXT TO YOU, 511 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,801 I SWEAR IT SMELLED LIKE YOU CRAPPED YOURSELF. 512 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,219 THAT'S NOT, UH... 513 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,138 THAT'S FROM SOMETHING ELSE. 514 00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,973 WELL, OBVIOUSLY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 515 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,601 I HEARD YOU WENT OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE. 516 00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,228 WHO CARES WHY I'M HERE. WHY ARE YOU HERE? 517 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,939 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHY AM I HERE? 518 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,774 MONSTROSO'S TAKING OUR PLACE AND THIS PLACE OVER. 519 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:34,816 THE ONLY WAY I COULD THINK TO STOP HIM WAS 520 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,069 AN OLD-FASHIONED AMBUSH. 521 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,488 OH, YOU'RE BEING A HERO, HUH? 522 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,488 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 523 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,992 WELL, THEN YOU GOTTA THINK BIGGER THAN AMBUSH. 524 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,830 [ DOORKNOB RATTLES ] 525 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,249 CAN I HELP YOU? 526 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:50,874 21: IS IT LOCKED OR SOMETHING? 527 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,210 IT GOES COUNTER CLOCKWISE. 528 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,505 I'D LIKE YOU TO TEAR UP THAT LAST AGREEMENT 529 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,173 YOU MADE WITH THE MONARCH. 530 00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,675 OH, REALLY. 531 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,968 AND YOU ARE...? 532 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:04,513 JUST A CONCERNED CITIZEN, JEDI, NINJA IS ALL. 533 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,723 IDIOT. GET OUT. 534 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,725 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE -- CALLING YOUR MEN? 535 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,018 AH, THEY'RE SLEEPING. I PUT 'EM TO BED. 536 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,522 SHH, DON'T WAKE 'EM. IT'S RUDE. 537 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:17,651 OKAY, LITTLE GUY. 538 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,528 YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS? 539 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,196 I'M TWICE YOUR SIZE. 540 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,698 NOT ANYMORE. 541 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,327 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 542 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,704 G'NIGHT, BROCK. 543 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,913 GOOD NIGHT, HANK. 544 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,623 [ GLASS BREAKS ] BROCK?!