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SO, DO YOU GET TO TALK TO
RASPUTIN AND JAMES DOOHAN?
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YEAH, TOTALLY.
YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T
REALLY HAVE A BODY.
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THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE
SEX AGAIN?
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LIKE WE WERE GETTING
LAID ALL THE TIME.
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AND WITH NO SEX
COMES NO REJECTION.
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YOU DON'T MISS SEX BECAUSE
YOU'RE LIKE OMNISCIENT.
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SERIOUSLY, ASK ME
ANY QUESTION.
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OKAY, WHAT'S
THE MEANING OF LIFE?
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THE COLOR 12.
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REALLY?
NO, IDIOT.
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ASK ME SOMETHING LESS
HITCHHIKERS GUIDE, DORK.
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DO WE HAVE SOULS?
YEAH.
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UH, NOT QUITE SOULS,
BUT THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA.
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EVERYTHING HAS
A SOUL.
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CRAP! SO, I GUESS
I SHOULD BECOME
A VEGETARIAN?
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NO, LIKE, EVERYTHING LIVING
HAS A SOUL.
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EVEN SPINACH.
YOU CAN'T WIN.
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OH, SO THAT'S...
A PROBLEM.
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HERE'S SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE CRY
ABOUT ABORTING BABIES
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BECAUSE OF THEIR SOUL.
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TURNS OUT YOU DON'T GET A SOUL
UNTIL YOU'RE, LIKE, ONE.
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SO WEIRD.
ONE, REALLY?
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OR MAYBE SIX MONTHS,
I FORGET.
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EITHER WAY, YOU'RE JUST
THIS LITTLE CRYING,
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POOING, MONSTER BLOB
TILL YOU GET YOUR SOUL.
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THAT'S AMAZING.
I SHOULD TELL EVERYBODY.
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PEOPLE NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
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OH, DEFINITELY!
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
ON A GOLDEN PLATE,
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OR MAYBE GET SOME AVIATORS
IN A COMPOUND IN GUYANA.
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YEAH, I GET IT.
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DUDE, I BARELY BELIEVE
YOU'RE REAL.
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I MEAN, IF THERE WERE GHOSTS,
THEY'D BE FREAKIN' EVERYWHERE.
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YEAH, NOT NECESSARILY.
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YOU CAN ONLY HAUNT SOMETHING
YOU WERE CLOSE TO.
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IN LIFE.
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AND YOU CHOSE ME?
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OUT OF EVERYTHING,
YOU CHOSE ME?
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WELL, BEFORE YOU GET
ALL TEARY-EYED,
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I COULD ONLY CHOOSE
BETWEEN YOU
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AND A COCOON THAT IS
CONSTANTLY GETTING BLOWN UP.
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STILL, YOU COULD'VE --
OR BETH SEATON.
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YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT 15 ANYMORE,
SO SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.
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THAT WAY.
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I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED YOU
IN THE MONARCH MOBILE,
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FULLY SUITED UP
BY NOON.
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IT'S NOON FIFTEEN!
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OH, DUDE, I'M SORRY
I WAS JUST --
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JUST WORKING ON MY MODEL
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OF BLACK BEARD'S
PIRATE SKULL.
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SURE YOU WERE.
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JUST GET SUITED UP.
WE CAN'T BE LATE.
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21 WANTS TO NAIL
YOUR WIFE.
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HE EVEN PASTED HER FACE
ON A BUNCH OF SOFT CORE
PICTURES.
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SHUT UP!
THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!
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OH, IT'S TRUE.
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21, YOU GOTTA KNOCK THIS
"ALAS, POOR YORICK" CRAP OFF.
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LOOK ON HIS COMPUTER
IN THE FOLDER
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LABELED "SPECIAL SOFTWARE."
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THERE'S TONS OF THEM.
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OKAY, WHATEVER!
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GET IT TOGETHER.
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WE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE
VILLAIN HISTORY HERE, 21.
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I NEED YOU ONBOARD.
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AFTER TODAY, WE WILL WALK UP
TO VENTURE'S FRONT DOOR
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AND EXPLAIN THAT I WIN,
AND HE LOSES.
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OKAY, I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE.
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HE STOLE YOUR WIFE'S BRA
FROM THE HAMPER!
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♪ [ SPY MUSIC ]
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UH, GEEZ,
THIS PLACE REEKS.
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WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING
IN THERE?
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THE "GUY" IS
DR. PETER SCHUMPMAKER.
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LORD KNOWS WHAT A SCHUMP IS,
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BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR BIPPY
HIS ANCESTORS MADE THEM.
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WHAT HE'S DOING IS FAR WORSE
THAN CRAFTING FINE SCHUMPS.
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KEY.
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SO, HE'S ANOTHER
ARMS TRADER?
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YOU WISH.
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THIS GUY IS MAKING
A STINK BOMB.
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IS THAT LIKE
A DIRTY BOMB?
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NO, REALLY.
SERIOUSLY, STINK BOMB.
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LIKE A STINK BOMB.
YOU WANT THIS?
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THERE'S A FREE
PINKY RING THERE.
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STINK BOMB?
WHO CARES?
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WHAT THE HELL ARE
WE DOING HERE?
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SHOULDN'T WE WAIT TILL RECESS
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WHEN ALL THE OTHER KIDS CAN
HELP US GIVE HIM A WEDGIE?
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
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YOU EVER NOTICE THAT
GUNPOWDER SMELLS LIKE
ROTTEN EGGS AND FART?
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HMM? YOU EVER THINK
ABOUT THAT? FARTS?
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NO, NOT UNLESS
SOMEBODY ACTUALLY FARTS.
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WELL, THAT'S SULFUR.
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IT'S ONE OF
THE PRIMARY ODORS.
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OH, YEAH, CUTTING EDGE
OLFACTORY SCIENCE.
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AND OUR LITTLE
DR. SCHUMPMAKER HERE
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HAS FOUND A VOLATILE
COMBINATION OF THESE
FINE ODORS.
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TA-DA!
DEADLY STINK BOMB.
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THAT MUST BE WHY
THIS PLACE STINKS.
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OR MAYBE IT'S JUST
THE OTHER KEY.
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YOU CAN LOSE THAT.
IT'S A COMBINATION
PRINT LOCK.
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SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
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WHAT? WE DO IT LIKE
ALL THE OTHERS.
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I MAKE A FUN
LITTLE DIVERSION
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AND YOU COME IN
AND WHAM!
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BROCKNESS MONSTER
ON 'EM.
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[ BEEPING ]
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OKAY, IT'S OPEN.
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SIGNAL ME.
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THERE'S A LADDER
RIGHT THERE.
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S
A LOT OF FUN!
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OH! I'M SORRY.
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THOUGHT THIS WAS
A BATHROOM.
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WHAT WITH THAT TANGY
ODOR I'M ENJOYING.
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I WAS IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD SHOPPING,
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AND I CAN'T FIND
A STARBUCKS --
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
WAITING FOR?
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OKAY, WE'LL MIX IT UP.
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BUT NO TUMMY PUNCHES,
I REALLY DO GOTTA PEE.
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BOOM!
THAT'S RIGHT!
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THIS IS ALL HAPPENING!
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CANNOT CHANGE
THE CHANNEL NOW!
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SWEETIE, YOU ALMOST HIT
THAT ANTENNA THING.
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CAN YOU FLY HIGHER?
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LAST TIME WE DID THAT
WE WERE CHASED BY JETS.
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AND WE ENDED UP ON AN
EPISODE OF UFO HUNTERS.
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WE SHOULD HAVE JUST
DROVE HERE.
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[scoffs]
THAT'S FOR CHUMPS.
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I'M GONNA ARRIVE IN STYLE!
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SHOW THIS MONSTROSO CLOWN
I MEAN FLYING CAR BUSINESS.
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THAT'S THE PLACE!
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JUST PUT IT DOWN
ON THE HELIPORT.
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WHO SENT YOU?
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ANY BEANS YOU WISH TO SPILL
BEFORE YOU DIE?
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I BELIEVE THAT'S
CUSTOMARY.
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LOVE TO!
I'M AN AGENT OF SPHINX!
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WHEN SUPER SCIENTISTS,
LAWBREAKING BADDIES
AND WHATNOT
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REFUSE TO GET A GUILD
LICENSE AND PLAY ALL
NICE NICE,
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YOU DEAL WITH US...
SPHINX!
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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THIS IS ALL BECAUSE I DON'T
HAVE A COSTUME?
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WELL, YOU'RE OVERSIMPLIFYING
IT, AREN'T YOU?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET KILLED
FOR YOUR LACK OF FASHION
PIZAZZ.
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NO, YOU'RE GONNA DIE BECAUSE
YOU'RE A DANGEROUS NUT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO I'M GOING TO BE KILLED?
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YEP.
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AND I SUPPOSE, WHAT,
MY MEN WILL JUST FALL DOWN DEAD,
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AND I'LL SUDDENLY NOT WANT
TO PULL THIS TRIGGER?
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MM-HMM.
[ LAUGHING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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SEE, IF YOU COULD
PULL THAT TRIGGER,
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YOU TOTALLY
WOULDN'T WANNA.
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GENTLEMEN, VEIL YOURSELVES,
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THIS IS GUILD BUSINESS.
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MONSTROSO!
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LOOKING...
TALL.
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MONARCH, ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
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WHAT'S WITH THE EXTRA
MUSCLE?
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AND THIS FEISTY LITTLE BEETLE
MUST BE HENCHMAN 21.
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THESE ARE MY ASSOCIATES.
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MAMMOTH CORP IS A LEGITIMATELY
TRADED BUSINESS.
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MOSTLY.
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THESE MEN ARE HARMLESS.
CIGAR?
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I DON'T SMOKE.
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WELL, I DO.
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HAVE A SEAT, GENTLEMEN.
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LOOK, I GOT MY WIFE DOING
CIRCLES AROUND THIS PLACE
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WASTING JET FUEL.
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CAN WITH GET DOWN TO IT?
BUT, OF COURSE.
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WELL, I'VE REVIEWED
YOUR REQUEST
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AND THERE IS
SOMETHING WE COULD DO
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THAT WOULD COMPLETELY
CRIPPLE VENTURE
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AND LEAVE YOU IN POSSESSION
OF ALL HIS ASSETS.
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SWEET!
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SO LET'S GO WITH MY PLAN
TO COVER HIS COMPOUND
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IN STICKY HOT SUGAR!
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LEAVING HIM AND HIS FAMILY
TO BE DEVOURED BY ANTS!
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AND THOSE LITTLE ONES --
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YOU MEAN GNATS?
NO.
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CHIGGERS?
CHIGGERS!
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NO, THAT PLAN
WAS STUPID.
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MY PLAN IS CLEAN,
ELEGANT, CLASSIC.
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WE TAKE HIM DOWN AS
ONE WOULD TAKE DOWN
A MAFIA DON.
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CIGAR?
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NO. SO THEN WE'RE GOING
WITH MY PLAN
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TO JUST PUT HIM IN A BAG
AND BEAT HIM WITH A RAKE?
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NO, THAT WAS
ALSO STUPID.
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WHAT WE WILL DO
IS GIVE HIM A DEEP,
BUREAUCRATIC, PAPER CUT.
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CIGAR?
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NO, STILL DON'T SMOKE.
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SO, WHERE DO I SIGN?
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YEAH, I'M THINKING
WHAT'S IN IT FOR MONSTROSO?
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WHY DOESN'T THE BIG MAN JUST
CUT OUT THE LITTLE MONARCH
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AND KEEP ALL THE GOODIES
FOR HIMSELF?
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THE GUY BEHIND YOU HAS
A GUN IN HIS RIGHT POCKET,
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AND THE GUY BEHIND THE MONARCH
HAS AN ETHER SOAKED HANKY.
199
00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,567
AND YOU PUT YOUR UNDERWEAR ON
INSIDE OUT AGAIN.
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KEYAII!
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SUCK IT!
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OOH! ETHER.
203
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NO, THAT ONE JUST
HAD SNOT ON IT.
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BUT HE DID HAVE ANOTHER.
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WELL, IT SEEMS I HAVE
MY ANSWER.
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I'LL READY THE PAPERS.
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CIGAR?
208
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YES, FINE!
GIVE ME A [BLEEP] CIGAR!
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[ COMPUTER BEEPING ]
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GAH!
COME ON, VENTURE!
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HOW DARE YOU!
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YOU, SIR, CAN POWDER
YOUR OWN RUDDY BOTTOM.
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WHY, YES!
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YOU DO DESERVE A GOOD
SPANKING, IN FACT.
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VENTURE, YOU GOTTA GET
YOUR OWN SCREEN NAME!
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WHO'S "LITTLE BOY PINK"?
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HE HAS A POTTY MOUTH,
LET ME TELL YA.
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THAT GUY IS, LIKE,
35 OR SOMETHING.
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IT'S JUST
ROLE PLAYING.
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IT'S HEALTHY!
USING YOUR --
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE?
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CHECKING
MY ELECTRONIC MAILBOX.
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YEAH, I'D DO IT
ON MY COMPUTER,
224
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BUT THE COMMODORE 64
GETS KINDA BUGGY
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WITH THE CRADLE
MODEM THAT --
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WELL, IT'S ALL
VERY TECHNICAL.
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YEAH, TECHNICAL.
228
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,380
I WAS GONNA SAY
BORING.
229
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,340
WELL, AREN'T I POPULAR.
230
00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,592
SEXY SINGLES
WANNA MEET ME.
231
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,970
COLLEGE GIRLS...
TWINS.
232
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,638
TWIN COEDS.
233
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,974
YEAH, I WOULDN'T
ANSWER THOSE.
234
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,475
FANS OF MY SHOW,
OBVOUSLY.
235
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,227
DON'T WANNA ENCOURAGE THEM.
WHAT'S THIS?
236
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,145
IF IT'S A NIGERIAN
PRINCE ASKING YOU
237
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,147
TO TAKE 12 MILLLION
DOLLARS,
238
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,733
HE NEVER SENDS IT.
239
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:28,401
AND THEN YOU HAVE
TO EXPLAIN TO YOUR WIFE,
240
00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:31,654
WHO LEAVES
FOR OTHER REASONS.
241
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,489
YOU'RE KIDDING ME?!
242
00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:36,158
NO! I MEAN, THE GUY SEEMED
ON THE UP AND UP.
243
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,494
POOR KID COULDN'T GET
TO HIS MONEY.
244
00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:41,497
NOT THAT! I'M BEING SLAMMED
FOR A ZONING VIOLATION.
245
00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,000
IT SEEMS MY IDIOT
GRANDFATHER ZONED MY ESTATE
246
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,377
FOR "THE CARE AND UPKEEP
OF AMERICAN RIGHTNESS
247
00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:49,755
AND THE ACTIVE DEFENSE
OF HER CIVIL NEEDS."
248
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,132
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
249
00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:53,259
UH, ACCORDING TO THIS,
IT MEANS THAT I MUST HAVE
250
00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:56,929
3/4 OF MY ESTATE DO-GOODING
OR I LOSE MY PROPERTY
251
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,682
TO WHATEVER THE MAMMOTH
CORPORATION IS.
252
00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:02,018
GEESH, WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?
253
00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,312
WELL, I'M GONNA START BY
KICKING THE JOHNSON FAMILY
254
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,147
OUT OF THE MISSILE SILO.
255
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,231
AND I'M ALSO PRETTY SURE
THAT THOSE GUYS
256
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,734
IN THE OLD PROPULSION
RESEARCH LAB ARE
COOKING METH.
257
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,945
IT'S A SHAME.
THEY ALWAYS PAY
THEIR RENT ON TIME.
258
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,865
[ SPLASHING ]
259
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,203
DAMN IT, SHORELEAVE,
YOU RUINED ANOTHER OUTFIT.
260
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,747
THINK BETSY ROSS
WORKS HERE?
261
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:26,334
I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO SEW
THIS BACK TOGETHER,
YOU CLOWN!
262
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,544
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT,
"MR. BLOODSTAINS ON
EVERYTHING"?
263
00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:30,546
YOU KNOW THAT HE JUST
RIPS THOSE HIMSELF.
264
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:33,674
HE JUST TEARS IT OFF LIKE
A CHIPPENDALES' FIREMAN.
265
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,051
EVERY TIME.
266
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:35,843
GOOD GOD, WHY?
267
00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,512
FOR ONE, BECAUSE
IT LOOKS SUPER COOL.
268
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,514
YOU'RE IN INFANT!
HOW'S THE BATH WORKING?
269
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,391
NO IDEA. WE'RE USED TO IT.
YOU TELL US.
270
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,392
[ SNIFFS ]
271
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,228
SORRY BOYS, YOU SMELL
LIKE TOMATO AND CRAP SOUP.
272
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,231
HUNTER, THIS JUST
CAME IN ON THE TELEX.
273
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,525
SO WHAT! THE MAN-SHAPED MOUNTAIN
DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.
274
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,319
READ WHAT
HE'S TAKING OVER.
275
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,488
STOP PLAYING JIMMY OLSEN
AND JUST TELL ME.
276
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:57,114
MMM,
NOT IN FRONT OF...
277
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,657
YOU KNOW, HIM.
278
00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,784
WHAT?
WHAT'S BEING TAKEN OVER?
279
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:03,120
NOTHING.
THE BOY HAS TOURETTE'S
SYNDROME OR SOMETHING.
280
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,330
UH, RIGHT.
281
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,207
WHOOP! PICKLED PENIS!
PICKLED PENIS!
282
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,583
MY UNDERWEAR IS ON FIRE.
283
00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,126
IT'S TRAGIC.
NOT A DAMNED THING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
284
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,587
WHOOP!
POOR BASTARD.
285
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:17,718
[ YAWNING ]
286
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,724
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
DOING YOUR BIG
287
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,893
"I'LL GET YOU, DR. VENTURE"
THING TODAY?
288
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,561
THIS IS IT.
I'M ARCHING.
289
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,939
THIS IS MY BIG PLAN.
CHECK IT OUT.
290
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,774
WELL, UH,
WHAT DID I MISS?
291
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,777
LET ME SEE, UH...
WELL, 36 ASKED IF I THOUGHT
292
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,946
THAT LEONARD MALTIN HAD
HAD WORK DONE.
293
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,448
AND I SAID, "HAVE YOU
SEEN MICKEY ROURKE?"
294
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,659
HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS
MADE BY A COBBLER.
295
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,662
HE DOES!
SO... EXCITING, HUH?
296
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,289
WOOO! I'M HAVING
MONSTROSO ATTACK VENTURE
297
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,500
WITH PAPERWORK!
WEEE!
298
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,378
MONSTROSO!
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?!
299
00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,963
HE'S KING
OF THE DOUBLE CROSS.
300
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,464
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
301
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,550
HE'S A LAWYER
AND A SUPER VILLAIN.
302
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,802
THAT'S LIKE A SHARK WITH
A GRENADE LAUNCHER ON ITS HEAD.
303
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,554
SHE'S RIGHT!
304
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,181
MONSTROSO'S PLANING ON
SEIZING ALL OF VENTURE'S
PROPERTY AND YOURS!
305
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,808
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
306
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,810
I LIFTED A BLACKBERRY
OFF ONE OF HIS HENCHMEN.
307
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,812
IT HAD EVERY ACCESS CODE
AND PASSWORD.
308
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,815
SO APPARENTLY YOU SIGNED
AWAY ALL YOUR RIGHTS
309
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,192
AS VENTURE'S PRIMARY ARCH
TO MONSTROSO.
310
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,986
WHAT?
THAT DICK!
311
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,530
I WILL KILL HIM!
312
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,615
HE'S RIGHT.
IT'S ALL HERE.
313
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,576
NICE JOB, 21.
314
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,494
I'M IMPRESSED.
315
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:40,926
DUDE, THAT WAS
SO GREAT!
316
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,220
SHE WAS JUST SMOOSHING THEM
IN THERE.
317
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,513
I KNOW!
318
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,973
YOU KNOW WHAT?
319
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,601
UH, I KNOW WHAT
I HAVE TO DO.
320
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,228
Billy:
WE DON'T NEED MUCH ROOM
FOR WHAT WE DO,
321
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,980
AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T
PAY THAT MUCH
322
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:53,689
BECAUSE WE DON'T DO
THAT MUCH.
323
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,608
WE ACTUALLY
DON'T DO ANYTHING.
324
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,359
I'LL CUT YOU A BREAK.
325
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,861
I JUST NEED TO HAVE
AT LEAST 70% OF MY ESTATE
326
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,030
ALLOTTED TO COMMUNITY VIGILANCE
AND SAFEGUARDING RIGHTNESS.
327
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,573
WHAT DOES THAT
EVEN MEAN?
328
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:05,951
IT MEANS THAT QUIZ BOY
AND THE PINK PHANTOM
HAVE ARRIVED.
329
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,369
HIGH FIVE!
330
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,581
YEP, WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF SUPER SCIENCE, ACTION
AND ADVENTURE.
331
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,208
RULES!
WILL SOMEBODY HIT THIS?
332
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,835
I'M HANGING HERE.
333
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,504
COME ON, RUSTY,
YOU KNOW WE CAN'T GET
334
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,881
THE SUPER SCIENTIST
COMMUNITY TO TAKE US
SERIOUSLY.
335
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,466
YOU GUYS ARE READY.
IT'S EASY.
336
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,218
YOU PARK A HOVERCRAFT
IN THERE,
337
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,886
AND ONCE A MONTH YOU GO
TO A SOUP KITCHEN
338
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:24,637
AND LANCE BOILS
OFF HOMELESS GUYS.
339
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,222
YOU DON'T NEED
COSTUMES OR ANYTHING.
340
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,224
OH, YES WE DO!
341
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,600
WELL, THIS IS IT.
342
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,228
IT ISN'T SO IMPRESSIVE
ON THE OUTSIDE,
343
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,772
BUT I THINK YOU'LL BE IMPRESSED
WITH THE INSIDE.
344
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,899
JUST NEEDS A LITTLE BIT
OF --
345
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,235
WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
346
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,861
Billy:
IT'S PERFECT!
WHERE DO I SIGN?
347
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:49,328
UM, I KNOW I'M NOT REALLY UP
ON THIS CONFUSING CRAP,
348
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,413
BUT ISN'T SPHINX
THE BAD GUYS?
349
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,749
THEY WERE, BUT WE
ANNIHILATED THE REAL SPHINX
350
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,960
IN THE PYRAMID WARS
OF '87.
351
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,920
SO, WHEN WE WENT ROGUE,
WE JUST WENT --
352
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,464
"HEY, WHY DON'T WE USE
THESE FRESH COSTUMES,
353
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,133
AND ALL THIS SWEET EGYPT-THEMED
EQUIPMENT WE CAPTURED."
354
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,843
YOU GUYS AREN'T WITH
THE O.S.I. ANYMORE?
355
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,970
HELL NO, SON.
356
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:08,389
WE ALL JOINED THE O.S.I.
WITH PIE-EYED DREAMS
357
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,015
OF SAVING THE WORLD
FROM BADDIES.
358
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:10,766
AND WHAT DID WE GET?
359
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,769
HOT BUREAUCRACY
POURED IN OUR LAPS.
360
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,690
AS SPHINX, WE CAN WHIP-UP
FOAMY JUSTICE ANY WAY WE WANT.
361
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,109
THE O.S.I. PLAYS THEIR GAME
OF TAG WITH THE GUILD.
362
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,278
BUT WHEN SOMEONE REFUSES
THE COSTUMED LIFE...
363
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,113
SPHINX!
364
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,949
CAN WE JOIN?
365
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,949
UH, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, BILLY.
366
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,909
DON'T KID YOURSELF,
SHORT ROUND.
367
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:29,952
YOU TWO ARE GONNA WAKE UP
TOMORROW WITH YOUR
MEMORY WIPED.
368
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,997
HOW'S THAT METAL HI-FIVE
TREATING YOU THESE DAYS?
369
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,292
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I HATE YOU.
370
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,001
I KNOW!
371
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:37,960
AND TOMORROW,
YOU WILL LOVE ME!
372
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,672
YOU KNOW,
THIS IS THE ANSWER
TO MY PROBLEMS.
373
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,799
YOU GUYS JUST NEED
TO PAY SOME BACK RENT
AND SIGN SOME PAPERS.
374
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:47,636
WRONG-O!
SPHINX WORKS IN THE SHADOWS.
375
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,637
WE ARE GHOSTS.
376
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,599
I COULDN'T TELL ANYONE
ABOUT THIS.
377
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,642
DOC, SERIOUSLY,
IT'S IMPORTANT WORK.
378
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,311
THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL HERE.
379
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,187
YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU
FORGOT TO LEAVE ME
YOUR KEYS.
380
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,647
I MEAN, WHY WE'RE HERE
ON THIS PLANET.
381
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,066
WE HAD TO MAKE
SACRIFICES.
382
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,735
LIKE COVERING YOURSELVES
IN ROTTEN EGGS.
383
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,778
DO YOU KNOW
HOW BAD YOU SMELL?
384
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,778
NO, ASS!
385
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,655
LIKE LIVING NEXT TO THE BOYS
FOR A YEAR
386
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,282
AND NOT BEING ABLE
TO TELL THEM THAT THEY'RE SAFE.
387
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,492
THAT KINDA SACRIFICE!
388
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,744
I HAD MY PUD REMOVED,
THEN REATTACHED.
389
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:14,955
I PRETENDED THAT
I BECAME A RELIGIOUS FANATIC.
390
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,707
I PRETENDED TO BE
IN LOVE WITH SHORELEAVE.
391
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,502
OH! AND I PRETENDED I LIKED
HAVING SEX WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT.
392
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,671
UH, INTRUDER
AT THE FRONT GATE.
393
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:27,051
INTRUDER AT THE FRONT GATE.
394
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:30,846
THE SPHINX HAS SPOKEN.
395
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,681
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
FOR THAT WATCH OF YOURS?
396
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,933
OURS IS WAY TOO CREEPY.
397
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,329
PSST! 24.
398
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:58,540
HEY, 24.
DUDE!
399
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,709
YES, MY MASTER.
400
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,878
DUDE, WHAT IS THIS,
I DREAM OF JEANNIE?
401
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,546
I NEED YOU TO CHECK OUT
THE VENTURE COMPOUND
402
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,298
AND DEACTIVATE THE ALARMS.
403
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,258
I'M NOT A POLTERGEIST.
I CAN'T MOVE STUFF.
404
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,135
BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK AROUND
IF YOU DO THAT THING
405
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,054
FOR A COUPLE
OF MY NEW FRIENDS.
406
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,847
OH, COME ON!
407
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,183
OKAY, FINE.
QUICKLY. I'M IN A HURRY.
408
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,938
THIS IS SPEEDY.
YOU REMEMBER HIM.
409
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,440
AND PRESIDENT
WOODROW WILSON.
410
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,358
YEAH, THEY BET ME
YOU COULDN'T DO IT.
411
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,359
VELVET HOUR!
412
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,278
KATE MOSS. EASY.
413
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,572
STILL?
UMM, JENNIFER LOPEZ.
414
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,324
COVET?
SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
415
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,534
AND SHE ALSO HAS LOVELY,
AND TWILIGHT, AND DAWN.
416
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,661
AND A WHOLE BUNCH MORE.
417
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:36,829
ASTONISHING.
418
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:40,249
HE IS LIKE THE RAIN MAN
OF CELEBRITY SIGNATURE
PERFUMES.
419
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,667
UNSCRIPTED?!
420
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,460
PATRICK DEMPSEY.
I KNOW, IT'S INSANE.
421
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,587
TIM McGRAW AND CARLOS SANTANA
ALSO HAVE THEM.
422
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,589
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
I WIN.
423
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,967
LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TO TELL
HELEN OF TROY HOW AWESOME I AM.
424
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,009
BEAT IT.
425
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,721
JEEZ! OKAY, NOW YOU GOTTA
GO SECURE THE COMPOUND.
426
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,931
I'M GONNA WAIT HERE
FOR MONSTROSO
427
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,725
AND DEAL WITH HIM
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
428
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,852
YOU'RE GONNA SEW HIM
A QUILT.
429
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,478
NO, DOUCHE, I'M GONNA
WHALE ON HIM.
430
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,272
I CAN'T SECURE
ANYTHING.
431
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,274
COME ON! YOU HELP ME
ALL THE TIME!
432
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,402
DO I? OR DO I JUST LET
YOU FEEL SECURE ENOUGH
433
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,570
TO TRUST YOUR
INTUITION?
434
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:13,198
NO, YOU ARE REAL!
REAL!
435
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,409
IF YOU SAY SO.
436
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:18,912
WE WILL DRAG HIS ASS IN FRONT
OF THE COUNCIL OF THIRTEEN!
437
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,623
NOBODY DOUBLE CROSSES
THE MONARCH!
438
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,876
HONEY, THE DOUBLE CROSS
ISN'T A GUILD OFFENCE.
439
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,961
THEY ACTUALLY ENCOURAGE
THAT KIND OF THING.
440
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,964
TRUST ME,
MONSTROSO KNOWS GUILD LAW.
441
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,508
BUT WE GOTTA DO
SOMETHING!
442
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,427
IT'S 21, SIR.
443
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,970
HE'S STOLEN
THE MONARCH MOBILE.
444
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,930
HE'S GONE ALL CRAZY,
AGAIN.
445
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,474
WE THINK HE PLANS ON
ATTACKING MONSTROSO.
446
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,684
GOOD.
WHAT?
447
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,644
GOOD, WE DIDN'T ORDER IT.
WE'RE IN THE CLEAR.
448
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,730
IF ONE OF OUR HENCHMEN GOES
BEHIND OUR BACKS
449
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,981
AND FIXES THIS,
I'M NOT GONNA STOP HIM.
450
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:49,943
YOUR RIGHT!
AND 21 MIGHT ACTUALLY SUCCEED.
451
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,445
AND YOU TWO LITTLE SNITCHES
HAVE WORK TO DO, I BELIEVE.
452
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,114
Both:
WE DO?
453
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,158
YEAH, GO CLEAN
THE TOILETS OR SOMETHING.
454
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,618
NO, NO, NO, MOTHERF--
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
455
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,953
YOU HEARD YOUR LEADER!
456
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,540
THOSE TWO ARE REALLY
STARTING TO BURN MY ASS.
457
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,751
YOU CAN EITHER FOLLOW ME
TO OUR BEDROOM,
458
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,629
OR BEND OVER
THAT CONTROL THRONE.
459
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,799
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN
THIS TURNED ON IN FOREVER.
460
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,638
BROCK SAMSON...
AT LAST WE MEET.
461
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,181
DO I KNOW YOU?
462
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,892
DON'T PULL THAT [BLEEP]
WITH ME!
463
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,811
[ GRUNTING ]
464
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,357
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE,
AND I DON'T CARE.
465
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,693
I HAVE BEEN WAITING
FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A YEAR.
466
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,363
BOO.
467
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,240
AH, VERY NICE.
468
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:37,533
SOMEBODY'S BEEN
TRAINING.
469
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,034
THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS,
MY FIRST BMX BIKE,
470
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,787
AND MEETING THE CAST
OF FIREFLY ALL IN ONE.
471
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,498
LET'S GO!
COME ON, SAMSON, BRING IT!
472
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,417
OKAY, TUBS.
473
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,837
LET'S SEE WHAT
ELSE YOU GOT.
474
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,091
YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS
GONNA TAKE IT EASY
ON YOU, DID YA?
475
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,176
I WAS [BLEEP]
PRAYING YOU DIDN'T.
476
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,719
YOU GOTTA BRING IT!
477
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,471
[ SCREAMS ]
478
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,057
[ SCREAMS ]
479
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,188
COME ON!
480
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,651
WELL, IF YOU CAN'T SOLVE
MY PROBLEM WITH THIS
MONSTROSO CHARACTER,
481
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,361
YOU GOTTA PACK THIS UP.
482
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,238
AND THERE WILL BE A LATE FEE
WITH THAT BACK RENT.
483
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,490
OH, WE'LL SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM
WITH MONSTROSO.
484
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,408
BUT NOT LEGALLY.
485
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,953
SPHINX SOLVES PROBLEMS
THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAY.
486
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,664
DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE
BROCK LOBSTER TAKING
CARE OF IT.
487
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:28,709
HE'S CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
WON'T REMEMBER A THING.
488
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,751
AREN'T YOU GONNA WIPE
MY MEMORY?
489
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,128
WHITE,
YOU LAZY BASTARD,
490
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,963
IF YOU HAD EVEN AN
OUNCE OF THE LITTLE
GUY'S MOXIE,
491
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,592
I'D BE CLEANING YOU
LIKE A TOILET SEAT.
492
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,011
UM, WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, GREAT.
493
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,681
IS THE UH, WASHING
MACHINE STILL WARM?
494
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,557
YOU'RE SURE
THAT THING WORKS?
495
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,268
SHORELEAVE! YOU HAVE FUN
WITH THOSE HOMOPHOBIC
DRUG LORDS
496
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:46,935
YOU WERE IMPRISONED WITH
LAST WEEK?
497
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,313
PRISON?
I WAS HERE LAST WEEK.
498
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,064
COME ON IN, BOYS.
499
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,359
HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
500
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,904
OR THAT YOU ARE
BOTH CLONES?
501
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,572
WHAT?
502
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,657
21!
503
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,285
YOU MUST GO
TO THE DAGOBA SYSTEM.
504
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,329
THERE YOU WILL MEET
THE JEDI MASTER
505
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,955
WHO INSTRUCTED ME.
506
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,707
GOOD ONE.
507
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,460
THANKS.
BUT I'LL HAND IT TO YA,
508
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,087
YOU REALLY CAN DELIVER
A PRETTY DECENT BEATING.
509
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,589
[ GROANS ]
510
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,633
I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE
'CAUSE WHEN I GOT NEXT TO YOU,
511
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,801
I SWEAR IT SMELLED
LIKE YOU CRAPPED YOURSELF.
512
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,219
THAT'S NOT, UH...
513
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,138
THAT'S FROM
SOMETHING ELSE.
514
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,973
WELL, OBVIOUSLY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
515
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,601
I HEARD YOU WENT OVER
TO THE OTHER SIDE.
516
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,228
WHO CARES WHY I'M HERE.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
517
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,939
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHY AM I HERE?
518
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:33,774
MONSTROSO'S TAKING OUR PLACE
AND THIS PLACE OVER.
519
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:34,816
THE ONLY WAY I COULD
THINK TO STOP HIM WAS
520
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,069
AN OLD-FASHIONED AMBUSH.
521
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,488
OH, YOU'RE BEING A HERO, HUH?
522
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,488
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
523
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,992
WELL, THEN YOU GOTTA
THINK BIGGER THAN AMBUSH.
524
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,830
[ DOORKNOB RATTLES ]
525
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,249
CAN I HELP YOU?
526
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:50,874
21:
IS IT LOCKED
OR SOMETHING?
527
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,210
IT GOES
COUNTER CLOCKWISE.
528
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,505
I'D LIKE YOU TO TEAR UP
THAT LAST AGREEMENT
529
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,173
YOU MADE WITH
THE MONARCH.
530
00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,675
OH, REALLY.
531
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,968
AND YOU ARE...?
532
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:04,513
JUST A CONCERNED CITIZEN,
JEDI, NINJA IS ALL.
533
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,723
IDIOT.
GET OUT.
534
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,725
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE --
CALLING YOUR MEN?
535
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,018
AH, THEY'RE SLEEPING.
I PUT 'EM TO BED.
536
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,522
SHH, DON'T WAKE 'EM.
IT'S RUDE.
537
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:17,651
OKAY, LITTLE GUY.
538
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,528
YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS?
539
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,196
I'M TWICE YOUR SIZE.
540
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,698
NOT ANYMORE.
541
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,327
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
542
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,704
G'NIGHT, BROCK.
543
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:11,913
GOOD NIGHT, HANK.
544
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,623
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
BROCK?!