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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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>> Hatred: HOW IS HE?!
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>> Dean: HE'S AWAKE, I THINK.
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POP, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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BLINK IF YOU CAN.
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OR...A WINK IS GOOD.
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>> IS HE CONSCIOUS?
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>> Dean: HALF.
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>> HALF? HE'S SEMI-CONSCIOUS?
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>> Dean: NO.
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HALF OF HIM IS CONSCIOUS.
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>> Hank: HERE THEY COME AGAIN!
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[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
AAH! AAH! EAT IT! EAT IT!
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>> THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
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>> #21: NOT ON MY WATCH.
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BRING HER IN CLOSE AND HIT THEM
WITH BOTH BARRELS.
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>> DAMN IT!
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I HATE THOSE CREEPY LITTLE
BASTARDS!
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HANK! INCOMING! AIM LOW!
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[ GUN CLICKS ]
>> Hank: I'M OUT OF GUN FOOD!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> HEY! COME ON! WHOA!
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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>> NOT HIM! T-THIS GUY! OHH!
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>> WE HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION.
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SHALL WE CONTINUE PURSUIT ON
FOOT?
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>> #21: Negative.
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Fall back, Pupa Twins.
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THAT'S A CATHOLIC HOSPITAL --
HALLOWED GROUND.
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>> Damn.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ PAPER TEARING ]
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>> [ Laughing ] AW, THIS GUY!
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WHY, I OUGHT TO...
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[ LAUGHTER ]
[ COUGHING ]
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[ AIR HISSES ]
>> YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
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>> Monarch: HUH? N-NO THANKS.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN EAT.
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>> UGH. I KNOW. HE LOOKS AWFUL.
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HE'S LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT.
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>> Monarch: HE LOOKS LIKE A
GORILLA SUIT WITH NOBODY IN
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IT -- WEARING DAVID BYRNE'S
"STOP MAKING SENSE" SUIT.
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>> DID YOU EVEN KNOW HE WAS
SICK?
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>> Monarch: NO. NOBODY TOLD ME.
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>> UGH.
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WELL, "THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE
OF GOD" -- NONE OF US ARE
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GETTING ANY YOUNGER.
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>> Monarch: YEAH, WELL, ONE OF
US AIN'T GETTING MUCH OLDER,
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EITHER.
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>> AND THIS ONE IS FROM...
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HEY, THE MONARCH!
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[ Laughing ] HEY!
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THANKS, ROOMIE!
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[ CHUCKLES, COUGHS ]
>> HEY, BABE, LOOKS LIKE THE
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HENCHMEN ARE BACK.
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WE GOT TO GO DEBRIEF THEM.
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>> Monarch: HUH? OH. U-UH...
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JUST START WITHOUT ME, OKAY?
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>> ARE YOU OKAY?
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Y-YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR HOW
21's FIRST SOLO COMMAND WENT?
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>> Monarch: YEAH, YEAH.
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I-I'LL BE IN LATER.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> Monarch: [ SIGHS ]
I REMEMBER MY FIRST SOLO
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COMMAND.
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[ PAPER TEARS ]
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NOBODY TOLD ME.
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>> I-IT'S BETTER THIS WAY, DEAN.
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YOUR POP WAS SUFFERING, AND
T-THERE JUST WASN'T ANY MORE
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THEY COULD DO FOR HIM.
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>> Dean: [ Voice breaking ] THEY
COULD HAVE TRIED, DARN IT!
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>> I KNOW. I KNOW.
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BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY
INSURANCE, AND, WELL...
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THEY WOULDN'T ACCEPT MY
DINERS CLUB.
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SO YOU GOT TO BE STRONG FOR HIM
NOW.
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YOU GOT TO BUCK UP AND BE THAT
SUPER-SCIENTIST HE'D WANT YOU TO
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BE.
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>> Dean: OKAY. I'LL -- I'LL TRY.
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>> GOOD BOY.
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OKAY, HANK! HIT IT!
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>> Quizboy: WE GOT ONE!
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>> GEEZ, YOU GOT TO DO THAT?
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I'M RIGHT HERE.
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>> Quizboy: WHITE, WE'RE NEEDED!
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>> LET'S ROLL.
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[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Quizboy: CONJECTU-CYCLE
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NAV-COMPUTER ESTIMATES ARRIVAL
AT VENTURE COMPOUND IN T-MINUS
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TWO MINUTES.
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PREPARE FOR SEPARATION.
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>> WE ARE GO FOR SEPARATION.
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>> Quizboy: SEPARATION IN THREE,
TWO, ONE.
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CONJECTU-CYCLE COM-LINK SYSTEMS
TEST.
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DO YOU COPY, WHITE LEADER?
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>> COPY THAT, BLUE LEADER. OVER.
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>> Quizboy: THIS IS THE BEST
10 MILLION BUCKS WE EVER SPENT.
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OVER.
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>> THAT'S A BIG 10-4. OVER.
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>> Quizboy: APPROACHING VENTURE
COMPOUND.
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PREPARE FOR CONJECTU-CYCLE
MODULE REINTEGRATION RENDEZVOUS.
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>> CONJECTU-ONE READY FOR
RENDEZVOUS.
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>> Quizboy: CONJECTU-TWO READY
FOR RENDEZVOUS.
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RENDEZVOUS IN THREE...
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TWO...ONE...
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>> RENDEZVOUS SUCCESSFUL.
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CONJECTU-CYCLE REINTEGRATION
COMPLETE.
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>> Quizboy: PREPARE FOR
EMERGENCY SEPARATION.
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SEPARATE!
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[ TIRES SCREECH, SPLASH ]
[BLEEP]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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ONE AT A TIME. PLEASE.
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>> #21: PISTOLé!
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PISTOLé.
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WE ARE GETTING HAMMERED OUT
THERE!
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SERGEANT HATRED DOES NOT SHARE
BROCK'S AVERSION TO FIREARMS,
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AND NOW EVEN THEIR ROBOT'S
PACKING HEAT!
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WE NEED BODY ARMOR.
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>> WELL, WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE
WEARING?
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>> #21: I HAD TO BUY THIS MYSELF
ONLINE!
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I'M OUT-OF-POCKET AN AT-AT
WALKER, TWO GREEDOS, AND A
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LANDSPEEDER.
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AND NOT EVERYONE HERE HAS
"STAR WARS" DUPLICATES TO SELL
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ON eBay.
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HALF THESE GUYS WEREN'T EVEN
BORN WHEN "EMPIRE" CAME OUT, AND
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THE REST ARE BARELY MAKING
MINIMUM WAGE!
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>> YOU GUYS GET PAID?
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>> #21: AND ANOTHER THING --
RETRACTABLE WINGS.
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I MEAN, T-THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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THESE THINGS ARE JUST BIG,
CLUMSY, ORANGE "KILL ME" SIGNS
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ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
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AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S ANY
BETTER WHEN WE GET BACK HERE.
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EVERY DOORWAY IN THIS COCOON IS
TAPERED AT THE ARCH.
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>> WELL, WE'RE NOT CHANGING ANY
DOORS, BUT WE'LL TAKE THE WING
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THING UNDER CONSIDERATION.
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>> #21: I HAVE A BETTER
SOLUTION.
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AND I'VE BROUGHT SOME VISUAL
AIDS.
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BIG SCREEN!
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GENTLEMEN, AND LADY, I GIVE YOU
THE HENCHMAN OF THE FUTURE.
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[ COUGAR ROARS ]
THE MIGHTY MONARCH MARK-V
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HENCH-SUIT.
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MADE OF FLEXIBLE POLY-ALLOY,
THEY ARE LIGHTWEIGHT, FIREPROOF,
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AND BULLETPROOF.
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IN KEEPING WITH OUR INSECT
THEME, THE TURBO-HYDRAULIC
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EXOSKELETON INCREASES THE
WEARER'S STRENGTH AND AGILITY
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TENFOLD.
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BUT IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT DEFENSE.
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THE MARK-V ALSO BOASTS AN
IMPRESSIVE ARRAY OF OFFENSIVE
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WEAPONS, INCLUDING GRAPPLING
SPEARS, GAS-PROPELLED ROCKETS,
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AND 25-MILLIMETER HEAT-SEEKING,
FIRE-AND-FORGET MISSILES ALL
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CONTROLLED VIA HEADS-UP DISPLAY
BUILT RIGHT INTO THE
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STATE-OF-THE-ART HELMET.
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>> WHICH REMINDS ME -- PEOPLE,
I'M TOLD YOU'RE USING TOO MUCH
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BANDWIDTH, SO IF YOU'RE NOT
USING THE INTERNET FOR --
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>> #21: WHOA! WHOA! HEY, HEY!
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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WHAT ABOUT MY MIGHTY MONARCH
MARK-V HENCH-SUIT?
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>> OH, COME ON, 21.
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IF HALF THAT STUFF EVEN EXISTS
YET, IT WOULD COST A FORTUNE.
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>> #21: WELL THEN, WHY DON'T YOU
SEND US OUT TO ROB A BANK OR
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RANSOM THE MOON OR SOMETHING?!
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AREN'T YOU GUYS SUPPOSED TO BE
SUPERVILLAINS?
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>> WE HAVE A MORE...SPECIALIZED
PRACTICE.
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LOOK, W-WE JUST CAN'T AFFORD IT
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
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>> Monarch: CHECK OUT WHAT I
JUST BOUGHT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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>> Monarch: MY NEW
BUTTER-GLIDER -- THE CUTTING
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EDGE IN INSECT-THEMED PERSONAL
CONVEYANCE.
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IT COST A MINT, BUT LOOK AT THE
HOTNESS!
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>> #21: OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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UNBELIEVABLE!
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>> [ Coughing ] WHY DOES IT
SMELL LIKE FRENCH FRIES?
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>> Monarch: BIODIESEL.
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SHE'S A LEAN, GREEN MURDER
MACHINE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, UH, WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
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>> THEY'RE PISSED BECAUSE I JUST
GOT DONE EXPLAINING WHY WE CAN'T
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AFFORD TO BUY THEM BETTER
EQUIPMENT, AND YOU COME RIDING
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IN ON THAT THING.
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>> Monarch: HONEY, THEY'RE
HENCHMEN.
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YOU DON'T EXPLAIN TO THEM.
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THEY DO YOUR BIDDING.
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WHEN YOU SAY "JUMP," THEY SAY,
"WHAT SHARK?"
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YOU GOT TO BE MORE RUTHLESS.
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>> Quizboy: THE MONARCH'S GUYS
DID THIS TO HIM?
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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THEY DIDN'T LAY A GLOVE ON HIM,
THANKS TO YOURS TRULY.
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>> Hank: AND OURS TRULY.
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>> THAT'S FROM THE M.R.I. THEY
GAVE HIM DOWN AT
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ST. SEBASTIAN'S.
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GUESS OLD DOC HAD A COUPLE
PIECES OF METAL IN HIS BODY I
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DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT WHEN I SIGNED
THE CONSENT FORM AND, UH, WELL,
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HE JUST WENT ALL KINDS OF
JIFFY POP INSIDE THAT THING.
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>> HEY, UH, ISN'T THIS RIGHT
ABOUT WHERE YOU PUT THOSE PINS
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IN WHEN YOU REATTACHED HIS ARM?
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>> Quizboy: OKAY, COME ON,
PEOPLE.
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DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS.
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WHAT CAUSES PARTIAL PARALYSIS
IN A TERRIFICALLY UNHEALTHY
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SUPER-SCIENTIST RUSTY'S AGE?
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STROKE IS THE MOST LIKELY
CULPRIT, BUT LET'S TRY TO THINK
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OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE.
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>> HE'S HOOKED ON "HOUSE."
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WE BOTH ARE.
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>> Quizboy: WELL, THE X-RAYS
SHOWED NO SIGN OF SPINAL INJURY,
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AND THE BLOOD WORK RULED OUT
SNAKE BITE, LYME DISEASE, AND
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RED-TIDE SHELLFISH POISONING, AS
WELL AS -- I'M SORRY ON THIS
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ONE, DEAN -- LAZY FACE.
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>> Dean: WELL, IT'S STILL JUST A
THEORY.
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>> Hank: HOW ABOUT GUM?
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AS EVERY SCHOOLBOY KNOWS, IT'S
UNDENIABLE MEDICAL FACT THAT A
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PIECE OF GUM TAKES 30 YEARS TO
DIGEST.
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I'M GUESSING LITTLE RUSTY HERE
WAS A SWALLOWER BACK IN THE DAY
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AND THOSE CHICLETS ARE FINALLY
COMING HOME TO ROOST.
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>> Quizboy: D-DON'T WRITE THAT.
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>> HEY, UH, DON'T YOU HAVE ONE
OF THEM FANCY MACHINES THAT CAN
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JUST LOOK INSIDE HIM, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, UH, WITH COMPUTERS?
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>> Quizboy: YOU MEAN AN M.R.I.?
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>> OH.
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>> Quizboy: BUT HE'S RIGHT.
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WE NEED TO SEE INSIDE RUSTY'S
BRAIN, AND TO DO THAT, YOU KNOW
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WHAT WE NEED?
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>> Hank: AN AERONAUT!
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AND AN ARMORED BEAR!
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>> Quizboy: A SUBMARINE!
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>> Hank: ALSO GOOD.
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>> Dean: AND WE'VE GOT ONE --
THE X-3.
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>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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WHAT ARE YOU -- OH, GEEZ! NO!
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COME ON. NOT THAT OLD CLICHé.
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>> Quizboy: CLICHé NOTHING!
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IT IS A CLASSIC!
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>> "INNERSPACE" IS NOT A
CLASSIC.
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>> Quizboy: THAT'S, LIKE, A
GREAT FILM!
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>> THEN WHY DON'T THEY MAKE IT
ON DVD, HUH, FELLA?
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>> Quizboy: THEY TOTALLY DO!
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AND WHATEVER -- I WAS TALKING
ABOUT "FANTASTIC VOYAGE" ANYWAY.
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>> Monarch: ♪ ON YOUR METAL
WINGS, ASTRIDE ♪
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♪ WITH YOUR GLISTENING EXTRA
PARTS, YOU GLIDE ♪
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♪ IT'S JUST YOU AND I UP HERE
♪ SANTA GOT IT WRONG WITH HIS
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EIGHT REINDEER ♪
♪ I'M BUTTER-GLIDING
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♪ NO MORE HIDING THINGS THAT ARE
WONDERFUL ♪
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♪ I'M BUTTER-CRYING
♪ TO BE HEARD OVER PETTY
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JEALOUSY ♪
♪ LET'S MAKE LOVE
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♪ BUTTER-GLIDER
♪ LET'S FIND A WAY
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♪ TO GRIND
♪ AND ALL OUR HOT
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BUTTER-BABIES ♪
♪ WILL FLY TO THE MOON
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>> THE HELL'S HE NEED A
SUBMARINE UP HERE IN THE
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MOUNTAINS FOR, ANYWAY, HUH?
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
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>> Dean: WELL, WE HAD AN X-3.
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>> THAT FIGURES.
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>> Quizboy: OH, CRAP.
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>> YEAH, RUSTY PROBABLY SOLD IT.
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>> Quizboy: FRIGGIN' RUSTY!
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WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND
ANOTHER SUBMARINE?
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>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT
MOVING.
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>> [ Singsong voice ] WHO WANTS
FRESH COCKLES?
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>> NO WAY!
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A THOUSAND TIMES NO!
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I AM NOT LETTING THOSE CLOWNS
SHRINK MY $40 MILLION, SECRETLY
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FUNDED NUCLEAR SUBMARINE TO GO
FIGHT THE [BLEEP] CAVITY CREEPS!
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>> Hank: THEN...WHEN OUR DADDY
DIES, ARE YOU GUYS PREPARED TO
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ADOPT US?
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>> NO, BUT I'D CONSIDER AN
EXTREMELY LATE-TERM ABORTION!
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SAMSON, WHAT PART OF "SECRET
UNDERGROUND HEADQUARTERS" DOES
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THAT SQUARE HEAD OF YOURS FAIL
TO GROK?
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>> Brock: LOOK, THEY LIVE NEXT
DOOR.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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>> WIPE THEIR PINK, LITTLE MINDS
AND SEND THEM BACK HOME LIKE I
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TOLD YOU.
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>> Brock: THEY DISCOVER US EVERY
OTHER WEEK.
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I CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT.
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IT'S STARTING TO MAKE THEM
BUGGY.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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DEAN, WHAT DAY IS TODAY?
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>> Dean: SAGITTARIUS.
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>> Brock: GOOD.
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NOW, HANK, WHAT COLOR IS MY
TONGUE?
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>> Hank: UM...IT'S KIND OF...
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WEDNESDAY -- LIKE -- LIKE A
LIGHT WEDNESDAY?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
ALL RIGHT, FINE!
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THEN YOU LEAD THE MISSION.
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>> HEY, NOW, WAIT JUST A MINUTE
THERE, HOT-STEPPER!
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I'M LEADING THIS MISSION!
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>> Brock: NUH-UNH, TUBS.
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SPHINX SUB, SPHINX MISSION.
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THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE.
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>> Hank: COOL!
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>> AW, YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!
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TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS
"BROCK-BLOCKING" ME, SAMSON!
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I'M HEAD OF SECURITY!
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I'M THE NEW SHERIFF OF VENTURE
TOWN!
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I WEAR THE WATCH NOW!
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>> Brock: THAT'S MY BAND.
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THAT'S MY WATCH BAND.
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>> YEAH, WELL...FINDERS KEEPERS!
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SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
BEFORE YOU PULLED A PALIN AND
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ADIóSed WITH YOUR NEW PALS TO
CHASE PIRATES.
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>> Hank: THOSE GUYS WERE
PIRATES?
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AW, ADMIT IT.
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YOU CHASED MUCH COOLER PIRATES
AROUND WHEN YOU WERE ON OUR
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TEAM, BROCK.
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>> Both: HANK!
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>> Brock: LISTEN UP.
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YOU'RE DOC'S BODYGUARD, RIGHT?
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>> TILL THEY PRY HIM FROM MY
COLD, DEAD, "HUGGIN'" HANDS!
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>> Brock: WELL, WHO DO YOU
THINK'S GONNA GUARD DOC'S BODY
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WHILE WE'RE INSIDE IT?
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>> M-ME?
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>> Brock: OF COURSE!
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THIS WHOLE MISSION DEPENDS ON
YOU, SERGEANT.
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OUR LIVES ARE ALL IN THOSE...
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"HUGGIN'" HANDS.
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>> WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE
WAITING FOR?!
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LET'S GET THIS MISSION STARTED
RIGHT!
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BILLY! TRAVEL-SIZE 'EM!
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>> HUH. WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
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>> Hank: UH, BUTTERFINGERS!
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>> Dean: IT'S OPERATION -- THE
WACKY DOCTOR'S GAME!
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>> Brock: ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
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THAT STOPPED BEING FUNNY ABOUT
20 MINUTES AGO.
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>> Hank: IT'LL -- IT'LL COME
AROUND AGAIN IF WE KEEP DOING
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IT.
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TAKE OUT HIS SPARE RIBS FOR
$100.
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00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,101
>> Dean: OH, YOU'LL NEVER DO
THAT!
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>> Brock: I SAID KNOCK IT OFF
ALREADY!
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>> Dean: DON'T TOUCH THE SIDES!
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>> UH...
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THERE GOES HIS FUNNY BONE!
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>> Brock: OH, DON'T YOU START
NOW.
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>> Quizboy: All right, looking
good so far, fellas.
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YOU'RE, UH, COMING UP ON THE
CIRCLE OF WILLIS.
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YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO BEAR RIGHT
AND THEN TAKE IT ALL THE WAY
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AROUND TILL YOU HIT THE TURN-OFF
TO THE BASILAR ARTERY.
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>> WHAT, ARE YOU THINKING
STROKE?
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FIVE BUCKS SAYS IT'S A BRAIN
TUMOR.
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>> Quizboy: OH, YOU'RE ON!
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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YOU WANT IN ON THIS?
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EASY MONEY -- WHITE'S A SUCKER.
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>> I DON'T GAMBLE.
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NOT WITH DOC'S LIFE, ANYWAY, OR,
UH, SINCE THEY THREW ME OUT OF
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MOHEGAN SUN.
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>> Um, hello?!
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Sonar's lighting up like
Tony Manero's gonna dance all
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over it.
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WE GOT SOMETHING BIG UP AHEAD.
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>> Dean: WHAT COULD IT BE?
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ARE WE GONNA FIND ANOTHER NEW
UNCLE?
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>> Brock: GET THAT LIGHT ON IT.
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>> EW!
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LOOKS LIKE A BIG PIECE OF --
>> Hank: GUM!
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See? What did I tell you?
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>> Quizboy: THAT'S NOT GUM.
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IT'S AN EMBOLISM.
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IT'S A GIGANTIC BLOOD CLOT,
WHICH MEANS SOMEBODY OWES ME
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FIVE BUCKS.
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TUMOR.
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>> Brock: SO, UH, YOU WANT TO
TELL US WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW?
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>> [ GARGLING ]
[ SPITS ]
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[ CLANG ]
OW!
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MOTHER [BLEEP]
>> Monarch: WHAT?
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>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING
DOING IN OUR BED?!
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GET IT OUT OF THERE!
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>> Monarch: DON'T YOU [BLEEP]
TOUCH HER!
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>> WHOA!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,222
>> Monarch: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
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THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!
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YOU -- YOU NEVER SUPPORTED ME
AND BUTTER-GLIDER!
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00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:31,310
EVER!
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00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,728
>> OKAY, WOW!
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I WROTE THIS OFF AS SOME KIND OF
MIDLIFE-CRISIS KIND OF THING,
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BUT THIS -- THIS IS...THEY DON'T
EVEN HAVE A NAME FOR WHAT THIS
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IS.
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>> Monarch: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO
PUT A LABEL ON EVERYTHING, HUH?!
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME HAVE
THIS?!
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00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:44,990
>> FINE!
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00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,369
YOU CAN -- YOU CAN HAVE
Y-Y-OUR...RIDICULOUS [BLEEP]
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BUTTER-GLIDER!
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00:13:50,621 --> 00:14:00,756
>> Monarch: SHE DIDN'T MEAN
THAT.
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>> Hank: H-HEY, BROCK.
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CHECK IT OUT.
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>> Brock: WHAT THE...?
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00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,263
BILLY, WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
INSIDE THIS THING?
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>> Quizboy: INSIDE OF WHAT?
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I-IT'S A CLOT.
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IT'S MADE OUT OF CLOT.
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>> Brock: Yeah, well, there's
something inside it -- something
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hard.
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00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,897
>> AND TUMOR! PAY UP!
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>> Hank: OH, MY GLORY!
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00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:22,403
POP IS A ROBOT -- BUILT BY
GRANDPA JONAS.
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00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,029
I ALWAYS HAD MY SUSPICIONS.
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>> Dean: U-UM, UH, BROCK?
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>> Brock: HOLY [BLEEP]
SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
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SEVENS.
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>> Both: WHAT?
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[ PINBALL MACHINE DINGS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
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00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,463
SHEILA, YOU CAN DO THIS.
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>> VODKA TONIC FOR THE LADY.
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00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,383
>> UH, WHAT?
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00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,761
I-I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING.
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00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,054
>> #21: WHAT'S GOING ON?
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00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,306
I DIDN'T ORDER HER A DRINK.
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00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,599
>> #24: NO, BUT I DID.
403
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,517
>> #21: WHY -- WAIT, THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE.
404
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,935
NO ONE CAN SEE YOU BUT ME.
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00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,312
[BLEEP] I AM LOSING MY MIND.
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00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,230
>> #24: YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO
HER.
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00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,356
>> #21: NO!
408
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,733
SHE ALL BUT OPENLY MOCKED MY
BODY-ARMOR IDEA.
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00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,651
>> #24: THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS
RETARDED.
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00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,778
>> #21: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD
ME TO PITCH IT!
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00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,156
>> #24: YEAH, I ALSO TOLD YOU TO
FIND MY REAL KILLERS.
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00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,616
HOW'S THAT GOING, O.J.?
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00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,367
LOOK, JUST TALK TO HER.
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00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,827
YOU TWO NEED EACH OTHER.
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00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,578
>> #21: NO.
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00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:13,621
>> #24: TOO LATE.
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00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,080
>> HOW'D YOU KNOW WHAT I DRINK?
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00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,791
>> #21: IT'S A GOOD HENCHMAN'S
JOB TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT
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00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,336
THEIR PRIMARY -- BIRTHDAY,
FAVORITE DRINK...
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00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,670
>> CAN I RETURN THE FAVOR?
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00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,630
WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
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00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,839
>> #21: PROTEIN SHAKE.
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00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:24,798
I TRY TO STAY FIT.
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00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:25,591
>> I'VE NOTICED.
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00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,508
>> #24: OH, MY GOD!
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00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,885
SHE IS SO HITTING ON YOU!
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00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:28,636
>> #21: SHUSH!
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00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,219
>> HMM?
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00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,179
>> #21: OH, NOTHING.
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00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,722
SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,599
>> [ SIGHS ]
I NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM THE
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MONARCH FOR AWHILE.
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00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,726
>> #24: HERE IT COMES.
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00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,728
>> AND I HAVE A LITTLE
PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
435
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,230
>> #24: SHE'S GONNA ASK YOU TO
SLEEP WITH HER TO MAKE HIM
436
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:40,731
JEALOUS.
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00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,149
>> #21: SHUSH!
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00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,193
>> HE'S GONE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY
OVER THAT STUPID BUTTER-GLIDER
439
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,653
OF HIS.
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00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,197
THE ONLY OTHER THING I'VE EVER
SEEN HIM GET EVEN CLOSE TO THAT
441
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,199
OBSESSED ABOUT IS DR. VENTURE.
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00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,367
SO I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
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00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,702
>> #24: [ Singsong voice ] I
SMELL A THREESOME.
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00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,120
>> #21: I'M LISTENING.
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00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,873
>> YOU GO GET DR. VENTURE FOR
ME, AND I'LL LOOK INTO GETTING
446
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,376
YOU THAT BODY ARMOR AND THOSE
RETRACTABLE WINGS YOU WANTED.
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00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,877
>> #21: HUH.
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00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,962
THAT'S A PRETTY SWEET DEAL, BUT
I'M GONNA HAVE A HELL OF A TIME
449
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,798
SELLING IT TO THESE GUYS AFTER
TODAY.
450
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,008
SOME OF THEM ARE EVEN TALKING
ABOUT GOING ON STRIKE.
451
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,927
>> WELL, MAYBE THEY SHOULD.
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00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,888
>> Quizboy: WE DID IT!
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00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,223
HE'S GOING BACK TO NORMAL!
454
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,183
HIGH FIVE!
455
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,894
>> YO! INTRUDER ON THE GROUNDS!
456
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:22,147
EH, PROBABLY JUST ONE OF THOSE
SPHINX CLOWNS FORGOT HIS KEYS
457
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:22,564
AGAIN.
458
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,440
YEAH.
459
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,234
[ GROANS ]
I'LL CHECK IT OUT.
460
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,028
>> Dean: I-I STILL DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT
461
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,698
TO STEAL OUR CLOTHES, SHRINK
THEMSELVES, AND DRIVE A
462
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:31,657
SUBMARINE INTO POP.
463
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,200
IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
464
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,869
>> Hank: YEAH, A-AND WHERE WERE
WE WHILE ALL THIS WAS GOING ON,
465
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,037
HUH?
466
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,997
>> Brock: LOOK, ENOUGH WITH THE
QUESTIONS ALREADY.
467
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,583
THAT'S...EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED,
OKAY?
468
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,378
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF -- THEY LEFT
THE PARKING BRAKE ON.
469
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,381
[ CREAKING, ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
ALL RIGHT, BILLY, WE'RE BACK IN
470
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,006
BUSINESS.
471
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,425
>> Quizboy: Great.
472
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,427
You're gonna want to follow
Shore Leave and start heading up
473
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,053
to Doc's tear ducts for
extraction.
474
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,847
I'll walk you through it.
475
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,515
>> Race you, Brock of ages!
476
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,225
>> Hank: OOH, CAN I DRIVE?
477
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:02,896
>> Brock: YEAH, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
478
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,108
>> [ GROANS ]
BOY, FOR A COVERT SPLINTER
479
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,945
OPERATION, YOU SPHINX GUYS SURE
AREN'T VERY DISCREET.
480
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,739
HUH? AH.
481
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,867
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU FELLAS,
BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA BE DOING ANY
482
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,326
ARCHING TONIGHT.
483
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,788
YEAH, WE GOT WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL
A, UH, MEDICAL EMERGENCY ON OUR
484
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,333
HANDS HERE AND, WELL, THE
MONARCH KNOWS IT'S AGAINST GUILD
485
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,293
RULES.
486
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,836
>> #21: YEAH, THAT MIGHT BE A
PROBLEM.
487
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,422
>> WELL, I SHOULD SAY SO --
>> #21: IF WE WORKED FOR THE
488
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:29,840
MONARCH.
489
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:33,719
YOU SEE, WE'RE WHAT YOU MIGHT
CALL "ON STRIKE," SO NO MONARCH,
490
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,470
NO GUILD.
491
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,638
NO GUILD, NO GUILD RULES.
492
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,558
>> [ GASPS ]
THEY'VE GONE ROGUE!
493
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,477
CODE RED! CODE RED!
494
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,812
ROGUE HENCHMEN ON THE GROUNDS!
495
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:49,485
[ GRUNTING ]
[ ALARM BLARING, GUNFIRE ]
496
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:58,327
[ GRUNTS ]
[ H.E.L.P.eR. BEEPS ]
497
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,872
[ MACHINERY WHIRS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
498
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:06,877
[ GRUNTING ]
>> WHAT'S GOING ON THERE, FELLA?
499
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,089
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTS, INHALES SHARPLY ]
500
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,967
[ SCREAMS ]
I MIGHT BE HAVING A HEART
501
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,427
ATTACK!
502
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:20,849
I AM OVERWEIGHT, OVER 50, AND I
AM SPEEDBALLING TRANQ DARTS AND
503
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,059
PURE ADRENALINE!
504
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,310
>> Quizboy: OKAY.
505
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,437
YOU SHOULD MAYBE PUT THE GUN
DOWN.
506
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,730
>> I-I DON'T KNOW.
507
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,065
HE JUST WENT OFF HALF-COCKED.
508
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,193
H-HE THREATENED TO QUIT AND
EVERYTHING -- SAID, "IF THE
509
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:35,030
MONARCH ISN'T MAN ENOUGH TO KILL
DR. VENTURE ONCE AND FOR ALL, I
510
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,198
AM.
511
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,367
>> Monarch: Ven-- d-did you
just say...V-Venture?
512
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,660
>> I-I'M JUST QUOTING 21.
513
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:40,994
>> Monarch: My enemy?
514
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,704
MY ARCH-ENEMY?!
515
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,999
>> MAYBE YOU AND YOUR
BUTTER-GLIDER SHOULD TALK SOME
516
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,709
SENSE INTO HIM?
517
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,503
>> Monarch: [ GROWLS ]
>> YOU GOT TO BE RUTHLESS.
518
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,384
[ H.E.L.P.eR. BEEPING ]
[ CHEERING ]
519
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,146
>> WE HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED!
520
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,608
INTO THE PANIC ROOM! NOW! NOW!
521
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,944
NOW! NOW! NOW!
522
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,074
>> Monarch: 21!
523
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:22,160
I THINK YOU DROPPED SOMETHING.
524
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,794
>> Brock: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! BILLY!
525
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,629
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON UP
THERE?!
526
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:33,589
>> PANIC ROOM!
527
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,339
>> Quizboy: NO!
528
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,090
>> YES! YES!
529
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,091
>> Quizboy: STOP IT NOW!
530
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,843
YOU FREAK, THEY'RE STILL IN
THERE!
531
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:38,927
YOU'LL KILL THEM!
532
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,263
>> [ SCREAMS ]
WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE,
533
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,639
SOLDIER?!
534
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,809
SIR, TO PROTECT THE BODY AT ALL
COSTS, EVEN UNTO DEATH, SIR!
535
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:50,105
>> Monarch: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OH, UH, YOU'RE NOT HANK AND
536
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:50,731
DEAN.
537
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,107
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
538
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,651
>> UH...DUE TO A MEDICAL
EMERGENCY, THE PARTS OF HANK AND
539
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,279
DEAN WILL BE PLAYED BY
BILLY QUIZBOY AND PETE WHITE
540
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:57,988
THIS EVENING.
541
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,156
>> Monarch: PETE WHITE?
542
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,240
DIDN'T YOU GO TO STATE?
543
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,617
>> UH...Y-YEAH.
544
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,952
>> Monarch: Y-Y-YOU HAD THAT
RADIO SHOW, "THE WHITE ZONE,"
545
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,287
"WHITE NOISE," SOMETHING?
546
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,288
>> "THE WHITE ROOM."
547
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,789
>> Monarch: "WHITE ROOM!" RIGHT!
548
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,624
YEAH, YEAH.
549
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,833
NO, I USED TO LISTEN TO YOU.
550
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,251
>> OH, WELL, I'M FLATTERED.
551
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,544
>> Monarch: [ Laughing ] GOD.
552
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,670
SMALL WORLD, HUH?
553
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,505
SMALL, FUNNY, LITTLE WORLD.
554
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,174
ANYWAY!
555
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:23,013
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
RISE AND SHINE, VENTURE!
556
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,849
I WANT YOU TO BE AWAKE FOR THIS.
557
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,810
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
558
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,896
>> Brock: CAN'T STABILIZE HER!
559
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,481
BOYS! BRACE YOURSELVES!
560
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,024
WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
561
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,860
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
>> Monarch: OH! OW!
562
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,195
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
563
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,494
>> Monarch: HEH.
564
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,623
SO, YOU GOT A LITTLE FIGHT IN
YOU AFTER ALL, HUH, VENTURE?
565
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:54,044
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE STEP
OUTSIDE?
566
00:20:54,127 --> 00:21:03,845
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
567
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:09,726
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
568
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:14,439
[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]
[ GRUNTING ]
569
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:18,443
COME ON! AAH!
570
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,987
AAH!
571
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:27,494
[ COUGHING ]
[ GASPING ]
572
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,663
[ METAL CREAKING, GROANING ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
573
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,033
>> Brock: I don't know, man.
574
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,035
You're the neurosurgeon.
575
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,161
You tell me.
576
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,371
>> Quizboy: WELL, CAN YOU
DESCRIBE WHAT YOU SEE?
577
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,706
>> Hank: EVERYTHING'S ALL...
578
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:13,749
WEDNESDAY IN HERE.
579
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,125
>> PINK. HE MEANS PINK.
580
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,461
>> Quizboy: OH, YEAH, THAT
NARROWS IT DOWN.
581
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:21,089
>> Dean: UH, IT'S KIND OF NARROW
A-AND TUBULAR AND SOFT LOOKING,
582
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,342
LIKE A LILY, B-BUT IT'S ALL
STREAKY, TOO -- LIKE MEAT.
583
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,636
>> Hank: IT'S EXACTLY LIKE A
MEAT LILY.
584
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,262
OVER.
585
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,346
>> OKAY, I GOT THEM.
586
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,433
THEY'RE IN...THEY'RE IN HIS
PROSTATE.
587
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,394
SO HOW DO WE GET THEM OUT?
588
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,316
>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.