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HAS NONE.
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ASTRONOMY -- THE TEMPERATURE OF
THE SUN CAN REACH 50 MILLION
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DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.
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ANATOMY -- THERE ARE 9,000 TASTE
BUDS ON YOUR TONGUE.
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AND THE ANSWER TO TODAY'S
TRIGONOMETRY PROBLEM IS --
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[ BEEP ]
WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
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IT WOULD APPEAR THAT'S ALL THE
TIME WE HAVE...
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>> Dr. Venture: HANK AND DEAN.
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>> TODAY MARKS THE COMPLETION OF
OUR PROGRESSIVE, ELECTRONIC,
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CROSS-DISCIPLINARY EDUCATIONAL
JOURNEY TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE NOW FULLY PREPARED TO
EMBARK ON YOUR FIRST SOLO
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ADVENTURE -- TO COLLEGE AND THE
FULFILLING LIFE OF SUPER-SCIENCE
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THAT AWAITS BEYOND.
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SO I SUPPOSE THE ONLY THING I
HAVE LEFT TO SAY IS...
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>> All: CONGRATULATIONS.
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>> Dr. Venture: HANK AND DEAN.
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>> Dean: [ YAWNS ]
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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[ GASPS ]
>> Hank: [ YAWNS ]
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HEY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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>> Dean: IT'S A DIPLOMA.
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WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?
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>> Hank: UH, WHAT?
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>> Dean: I THINK WE JUST
GRADUATED.
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>> Hank: WE DID? COOL!
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DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN FINALLY
DITCH THESE NERD PODS AND GET
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BUNK BEDS?
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>> Dean: I DON'T KNOW.
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WHERE'S YOURS?
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> GENTLEMEN! GENTLEMEN!
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COME TO ORDER.
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WE HAVE A MOVEMENT ON THE FLOOR.
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COUNCILMAN 2?
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>> IN THE INTEREST OF PRESERVING
THE SANCTITY OF THIS ESTEEMED
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COUNCIL, I PROPOSE THAT WE
IMMEDIATELY COMMENCE THE VETTING
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OF CANDIDATES TO REPLACE
COUNCILMAN 8.
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>> YES!
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>> YEAH.
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>> YES!
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>> WHOA! WHY?
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WHAT DID I DO?
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>> WE ARE THE COUNCIL OF 13, NOT
THE COUNCIL OF 12.
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AND SINCE YOUR MERGER WITH
COUNCILMAN 3, YOUR SCREEN HAS
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REMAINED VACANT.
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>> WELL, I'M STILL HERE!
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IT'S NOT AS IF WE'RE ONLY ONE
GUY NOW JUST BECAUSE OF THIS --
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THIS HEAD BUSINESS.
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>> WELL, NOW, I-I SORT OF SEE
THEIR POINT.
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>> SEE?
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WE DON'T EVEN VOTE THE SAME.
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>> Phantom Limb: I SAID TO
HER -- I SAID, I SAID, "THAT'S
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NOT A CEILING."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
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>> TIME'S UP, LIMB.
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VISITING HOURS ARE OVER.
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>> Phantom Limb: TELL THE
OTHERS, WISDOM.
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IT'S TIME.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.
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>> Phantom Limb: OH, AREN'T YOU
CUTE?
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>> YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
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GUY'S BAT [BLEEP] CRAZY.
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SAD.
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>> YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WEREN'T ON
DUTY WHEN HE HAD HIS CONJUGAL
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VISIT WITH A FREAKIN' SHOE.
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>> Phantom Limb: HEAR ME, MY
SPECIAL FRIENDS.
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COME TO ME.
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AVENGE ME.
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YES, JUST LIKE WE PLANNED.
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[ ALARM RINGING ]
>> UH! OH!
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>> WHAT THE -- WHAT?
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[ GUN CLICKING ]
[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE, SCREAMING ]
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>> Phantom Limb: [ CHUCKLING ]
[ LEG DRAGGING, APPROACHING ]
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ARMANDO.
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LEFTENANT SHANKLY.
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GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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>> WHAT?
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>> DON'T MOVE.
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THERE IS A BUG ON YOU.
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>> THERE IS? WHERE?!
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OH, GOD! GET IT OFF!
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>> IT'S ONE OF THOSE ONES THAT
FLY!
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I HATE THOSE!
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>> Phantom Limb: YES, IT'S
UNFORTUNATE THEY HAD TO BE
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SACRIFICED, WISDOM, BUT DON'T
BLAME YOURSELF.
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YOUR PLAN WAS BRILLIANT.
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A WORK OF ART.
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ALL IT NEEDS NOW IS A SIGNATURE.
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>> IT IS QUITE SIMPLE.
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ON DAYS WITH T's IN THEM, WE SIT
IN MY SCREEN.
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ON ALL OTHERS, WE'RE IN
DRAGOON'S.
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>> YES, YES.
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I LIKE THIS.
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>> GENTLEMEN!
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IT SEEMS THERE IS ANOTHER
MOVEMENT ON THE FLOOR.
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>> I HEARD NOTHING!
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>> AND IT IS A DOOZY.
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>> Hank: WHAT IS THE POINT OF
ALL THIS?
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>> Quizboy: STATE LAW MANDATES
EACH STUDENT GETS A MINIMUM OF
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TWO HOURS FACE TIME WITH A
CERTIFIED GUIDANCE COUNSELOR OR,
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IN THIS CASE, A FRIEND OF YOUR
DAD'S.
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>> Dean: WHAT'S A GUIDANCE
COUNSELOR?
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>> Quizboy: USUALLY IT'S A GUY
YOU BARELY KNOW WHO GIVES YOU
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CAREER ADVICE, EVEN THOUGH HIS
CAREER IS A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR,
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AND SOMETIMES HE HELPS YOU GET
INTO COLLEGE.
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>> Hank: BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO COLLEGE.
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>> Quizboy: WELL, IT'S NOT FOR
EVERYBODY.
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THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING THIS --
TO DETERMINE WHAT INDIVIDUAL
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PATH IS RIGHT FOR YOU.
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SO, UH, WHAT DID YOU PUT DOWN?
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>> Hank: AHEM!
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NUMBER ONE -- "DRIFTER."
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>> Quizboy: ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
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THAT'S NOT REALLY A CAREER,
HANK.
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IT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF A
CAREER.
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>> Hank: AH, BUT YOU DON'T NEED
TO GO TO COLLEGE TO BE ONE,
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RIGHT?
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PLUS, YOU GET PAID TO JUST WALK
AROUND ALL DAY READING SEXY
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LETTERS, LIKE THE GUY IN
"RED SHOE DIARIES."
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>> Quizboy: HE WASN'T A DRIFTER.
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THE GUY'S GETTING ALL HIS MAIL.
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THAT IMPLIES A FIXED ADDRESS.
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>> Hank: OKAY, FINE.
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THEN, LIKE,
DAVID "THE HULK" BANNER.
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>> Quizboy: WELL, DAVID BANNER'S
REAL NAME IS ACTUALLY
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DR. DAVID BRUCE BANNER.
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SO HE'S A SCIENTIST.
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>> Hank: OH, THEN I DON'T WANT
TO BE THAT.
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>> Quizboy: WELL, WHAT'S YOUR
SECOND CHOICE?
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>> Hank: "OWNER AND OPERATOR OF
THE CHIMP EDEN."
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>> Quizboy: OKAY, WELL, THAT'S
BARELY SANER, BUT FOR THAT WE'RE
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TALKING THREE, FOUR YEARS OF
VETERINARY SCHOOL, MINIMUM, AND
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THAT'S ON TOP OF A BACHELOR'S
DEGREE.
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>> Hank: [ GROANS ]
SCRATCH THAT ONE, TOO.
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MAN, WAY TO RUIN CHIMP EDEN.
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>> Quizboy: OKAY, YOU, UH, MADE
A MISTAKE HERE.
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YOU WROTE "BATMAN" TWICE.
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>> Hank: THAT'S INTENTIONAL.
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NUMBER THREE IS GOLDEN AGE
BATMAN, AND NUMBER FOUR IS
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POST-CRISIS BATMAN.
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THEY'RE, LIKE, TWO COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT BATMEN.
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>> Quizboy: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY.
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SO THAT JUST LEAVES "SECUTOR"?
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WERE YOU TRYING TO SPELL
"EXECUTIVE"?
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>> Hank: DUH!
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A "SECUTOR" IS A KIND OF
GLADIATOR.
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THEY'VE GOT THE COOLEST HELMETS,
AND THEY GET TO BEAT UP ON THOSE
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GAY LORD GLADIATORS WITH THE
NETS AND TRIDENTS.
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>> Dean: RETIARIUS -- MY
FAVORITE GLADIATOR.
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>> Hank: GAY LORD.
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>> Quizboy: OKAY.
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DEAN, HOW ABOUT YOU?
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WHAT DID YOU PUT DOWN FOR YOUR
TOP-FIVE DREAM JOBS?
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>> Dean: WELL, I-I ONLY GOT
FOUR...NOW.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE YOU FORGOT
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SUPER-SCIENTIST, BOY.
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>> Dean: NO, I DIDN'T.
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>> Dr. Venture: LOOKS LIKE YOU
ALREADY HAVE THE "ABSENT-MINDED"
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PART DOWN, EH, PROFESSOR?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY.
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NOW GO UPSTAIRS AND GET DRESSED,
BOTH OF YOU.
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WE'RE LOOKING AT COLLEGE THIS
AFTERNOON.
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>> Hank: I DON'T WANT TO GO TO
COLLEGE!
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>> Dr. Venture: HANK, DON'T
START.
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>> Quizboy: OKAY, KIDS.
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UH, YOU THINK I COULD HAVE A
MOMENT ALONE WITH YOUR DAD?
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL, DID YOU
PUSH STATE LIKE I ASKED YOU?
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>> Quizboy: [ SIGHS ]
I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO BREAK
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THIS TO YOU, RUST, BUT YOUR BOYS
ARE PATHETICALLY UNDERPREPARED
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FOR ADULTHOOD.
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL, SURE,
HANK'S A BIT OF A LATE BLOOMER,
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BUT DID YOU CATCH DEAN'S LITTLE
MUSTACHE?
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REALLY STARTING TO COME IN.
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>> Quizboy: YEAH, REGARDLESS OF
THE 'STACHE, NEITHER OF THEM
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KNOWS A THING ABOUT THE REAL
WORLD.
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN AROUND THE
GLOBE MORE TIMES THAN
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GAETAN DUGAS.
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>> Quizboy: BUT THE STUFF THOSE
BEDS HAVE BEEN TEACHING THEM IS
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MORE DATED THAN FUNK & WAGNALLS.
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I MEAN, WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU
THINK IS GONNA ACCEPT
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TRANSCRIPTS FROM A TALKING BED,
ANYWAY?
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ESPECIALLY SINCE, UH, IF I'M
EVEN READING THEM RIGHT,
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HANK DIDN'T GRADUATE.
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>> Dr. Venture: HANK!
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>> Hank: I'M NOT GOING TO
COLLEGE.
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>> Dr. Venture: DARN TOOTIN',
YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE YOU'RE
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GETTING RIGHT BACK IN THAT BED
UNTIL YOU GRADUATE, MISTER!
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>> Hank: NO, FATHER, I'M GOING
TO A PLACE WHERE YOU AND YOUR
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CRUMMY BED CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO
DO ANYMORE.
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT, ARE YOU FAKE RUNNING AWAY
AGAIN?
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WELL, DON'T EXPECT YOUR BROTHER
TO SNEAK FOOD OUT TO YOUR TENT
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IN THE BACKYARD THIS TIME,
BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO COLLEGE!
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>> Hank: WELL, BULLY FOR HIM,
BECAUSE I'M JOINING THE ARMY.
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>> HOT DOG!
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BEST DECISION YOU'LL EVER MAKE,
SON.
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WHY, I LOOK BACK ON MY TIME
WITH --
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>> Hank: NOT THAT ARMY,
SERGEANT BUTT-KISS.
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>> Dr. Venture: [ SIGHS ]
DEAN!
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ARE YOU DRESSED YET?
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>> Dean: YEAH.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH.
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UH, WELL, THEN -- THEN GET IN
THE CAR.
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WAIT.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?
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>> Underbheit: AH, MANSERVANT.
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WHAT HAS BECOME OF US?
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A KINGDOM HAD I.
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>> YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR A
VETERAN?
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DON'T FORGET THE VETERANS!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE?
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>> ALL RIGHT, YOU BUMS.
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MOVE IT ALONG.
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>> AW, MAN.
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SAME OLD [BLEEP]
IT'S LIKE KENT STATE ALL OVER
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AGAIN, MAN!
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
YEAH, STICK IT TO THE MAN, MY
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BROTHER!
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HEY, CAN I HAVE HIS COAT?
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>> Phantom Limb: OH, GET A JOB.
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RICHARD. RICHARD.
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HELLO.
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>> S-SALLY?
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>> Phantom Limb: AFRAID NOT,
OLD BOY.
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>> AH! OH!
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>> Phantom Limb: I'D HEARD YOU'D
LOST YOUR MIND AND STOPPED
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WORKING, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN...BUSY.
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>> D-D-DO YOU WORK FOR ME?
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>> Phantom Limb: I HAD SOMETHING
MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A
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PARTNERSHIP IN MIND.
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IT'S ME, RICHARD.
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IT'S HAMILTON.
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>> DON'T COME ANY FURTHER!
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YOU'RE IN THE GERM-FREE ZONE!
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>> Phantom Limb: OH, PULL
YOURSELF TOGETHER, MAN!
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>> HEY!
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>> Phantom Limb: I'M A HUNTED
MAN, RICHARD, AND YOU'RE IN A
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UNIQUE POSITION TO HELP ME.
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>> NO. NO.
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I-I CAN'T HELP ANYBODY.
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I CAN'T EVEN HELP MYSELF.
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>> THEN WE'LL HELP EACH OTHER,
LIKE WE DID BACK IN OUR
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BOYS' BRIGADE DAYS.
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>> YOU WANT TO GET THE
BOYS' BRIGADE BACK TOGETHER?
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>> Phantom Limb: NOT EXACTLY.
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I NEED YOU TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE
OF THESE.
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>> YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT --
YOU'RE NOT HOLDING -- THERE'S --
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THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
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I DON'T -- OH.
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OH, YOU'VE GOT AN INVISIBLE --
THAT'S NEAT.
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YOU KNOW, SALLY COULD TURN
[Voice breaking] INVISIBLE.
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>> Phantom Limb: OH, YES, YES.
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I SHARE YOUR PAIN, OLD FRIEND.
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I, TOO, HAVE SUFFERED TERRIBLE
LOSSES THIS YEAR.
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IT NEARLY BROKE ME, BUT INSTEAD,
IT ONLY STRENGTHENED MY RESOLVE.
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JOIN ME, AND I CAN DO THE SAME
FOR YOU.
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>> BUT -- BUT YOU'RE ALL EVIL,
THOUGH.
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I-I CAN'T BE A BAD GUY.
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>> Phantom Limb: IS IT REALLY
SUCH A STRETCH?
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME,
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EH, PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE?
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>> Phantom Limb: WHO'S THIS ASS?
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>> WELL, THE NUCLEOTIDE HAS
TURNED, MY ELASTIC ANTAGONIST,
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FOR NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE
INFECTIOUS GRIP OF THE FIENDISH
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DR. PHINEAS PHAGE!
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>> LEAVE ME ALONE!
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>> OH, COME ON!
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YOU'VE BEEN SULKING IN THERE FOR
MONTHS.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
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>> Phantom Limb: THE MAN SAID
LEAVE HIM BE!
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>> PHANTOM LIMB?
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HEY, YOU -- YOU CAN'T ARCH
IMPOSSIBLE.
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I'M HIS -- WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN -- I'M
GONNA TELL THE GUILD!
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>> Phantom Limb: IF HE GETS
AWAY, I'M DONE FOR, RICHARD.
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YOU MUST HELP ME!
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>> HOW? W-WHAT CAN I DO?
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>> Phantom Limb: JUST HOLD ON
TIGHT.
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>> AAH! NO! NO!
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PRO-TEENS, HELP ME!
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[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
>> Phantom Limb: UHH!
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>> ALL RIGHT, HAMILTON.
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YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A PARTNER.
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>> Hank: OKAY, FELLAS.
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I'M ALL YOURS.
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WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
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ABOUT ENLISTING?
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>> SAMSON -- SAMSON, YOU'RE
BREAKING UP!
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REPEAT -- WHAT IS YOUR 10-20?
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>> Brock: SORRY.
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I'M ONLY GETTING ONE BAR DOWN
HERE.
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WE MADE IT TO THE CATACOMBS, BUT
ROOKIE HERE TRIPPED THE ALARM.
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>> [ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]
>> Brock: WOULD YOU GET OUT OF
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THERE, MAN?
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE DOING!
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WHERE'D YOU RECRUIT THIS CLOWN,
ANYWAYS, THE ALBERT MERRILL
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00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:11,754
SCHOOL?
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>> HE CAME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
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SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF
EXPERT.
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>> Brock: IN WHAT? POOPY?
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OH, CRAP.
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THE SWISS GUARD IS HERE.
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I NEED AN EXIT -- QUICK!
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>> I'M ON IT.
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UPLOADING SECURITY PASS-CODE
OVERRIDE NOW.
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>> Hank: NEW RECRUIT HERE.
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[ BEEPING ]
[ SIGHS ]
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HELLO!
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>> [ GROWLING, SHRIEKING ]
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>> SAMSON? SAMSON!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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TALK TO ME! SAMSON!
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UHH!
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WAY TO GO, HEIDI!
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SAMSON'S DONE BY 3 WITH A MINUTE
TO LEFT IN THE GAME, AND YOU
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JUST CUT THE FEED!
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WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU WANT?!
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00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,214
>> Hank: I WANT TO JOIN UP WITH
YOU GUYS.
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>> WELL, MY BOOT WANTS TO JOIN
UP WITH YOUR ASS, AND I'M ABOUT
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TO THROW 'EM A SHOTGUN WEDDING.
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00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,094
NOW BEAT IT!
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THIS AIN'T THE HONEYCOMB [BLEEP]
HIDEOUT, AND WE AIN'T HIRING
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JUNIOR G-MEN!
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00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,308
>> Hank: BUT I DARE YOU TO FIND
SOMEONE MORE QUALIFIED THAN ME.
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00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,561
I'VE BEEN TRAINING UNDER BROCK
MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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I'VE TRAVELED TO EVERY CONTINENT
ON THE GLOBE, INCLUDING
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ATLANTIS, OUTER SPACE, AND
BRIGADOON.
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I'VE BEEN SHOT AT, POISONED,
STABBED, CUDGELED, CROCODILED,
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KING COBRA-ED, RED-ANTED, YOU
NAME IT.
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00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,657
I'M STILL STANDING.
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00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:25,202
NOW, IF THAT'S NOT THE RéSUMé OF
A TOP-NOTCH, SUPER-KILLER SECRET
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AGENT, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT
IS.
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00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,668
>> ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN, KID.
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SHORE LEAVE!
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>> YO, ASS-- OH, SORRY.
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IT'S AN OLD HABIT.
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>> GET CHACHI HERE SUITED UP.
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>> Dr. Venture: [ BREATHES
DEEPLY ]
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OH, THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
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>> Dean: CAN I TAKE THIS OFF
YET?
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00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,349
>> Dr. Venture: AFTER THE
INTERVIEW.
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THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOUR SCHOOL
SPIRIT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
GOD, IT'S ALL JUST LIKE I
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REMEMBER IT.
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EW. EXCEPT THAT THING.
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THAT'S NEW.
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00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,983
>> Dean: WHAT'S GOING ON OVER
THERE?
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>> Dr. Venture: IT MUST BE ONE
OF THOSE "TAKE BACK THE NIGHT"
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RALLIES.
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GREAT PLACE TO MEET CHICKS, BY
THE WAY.
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MEOW.
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00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,283
YEAH, A LITTLE COLLEGE TIP THERE
FOR YOU FROM THE OLD MAN.
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00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:09,205
>> SO, IN CLOSING, "BizzyBee,
VOLUME 6" ON BLU-RAY AND DVD,
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JUNE 7th.
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00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,957
THANK YOU.
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[ MOTOR WHIRS ]
>> YEAH.
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SO LET'S HEAR IT FOR ROY BRISBY
AND, UH, ALL OF OUR CORPORATE
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BENEFACTORS, UH, THE GENERAL
CONSOLIDATED INSURANCE COMPANY,
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AND, OF COURSE,
PROFESSOR RICHARD IMPOSSIBLE,
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WHO, UNFORTUNATELY, COULDN'T BE
WITH US HERE TODAY.
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[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
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AH, PROFESSOR IMPOSSIBLE.
HELLO!
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WHAT -- WHAT AN UNEXPECTED
DELIGHT.
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WHEN YOU DIDN'T R.S.V.P., WE
ASSUMED -- OH.
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00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,278
OH, IS -- IS IT JUST YOU?
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00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,239
YOUR -- YOUR LOVELY WIFE WON'T
BE JOINING US?
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00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,782
>> Phantom Limb: KEEP IT
TOGETHER, RICHARD.
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00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:45,908
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
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00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,410
>> S-SALLY AND I ARE -- SAY,
COULD I GET A MO'?
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00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,788
LONG IMPOSSI-CAR RIDE FROM THE
CITY.
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00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:51,330
>> OH, YES, YES.
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YES, OF COURSE.
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THE RESTROOMS ARE --
>> THAT'S OKAY. I REMEMBER.
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>> RIGHT THERE. JUST...
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>> IT'S ALL CLEAR. I'M IN.
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00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,591
>> Phantom Limb: YES, I CAN SEE
THAT.
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00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,427
>> HAM GRAVY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO
MY HEAD?
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[ GRUNTING ]
>> Phantom Limb: YOU TRY CUTTING
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HAIR MADE OF LIVING RUBBER WITH
ONLY ONE GOOD ARM, AND AN
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INVISIBLE ONE AT THAT.
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OKAY.
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00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,272
YOU GO DELIVER YOUR SPEECH, AND
WE'LL RENDEZVOUS BACK HERE IN --
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00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,147
ARE YOU COMING?
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00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:17,982
WHAT'S WRONG NOW?
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00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,275
>> NOTHING.
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00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,610
THOUGHT I NEEDED TO POOP, BUT IT
WAS JUST YOU IN THERE.
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00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,903
>> ALL RIGHT.
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YOU LIKE IT ALL SQUARED OFF IN
THE BACK OR AU NATURAL?
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00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,284
>> Hank: OOH, CAN YOU SHAVE A
BATMAN LOGO BACK THERE?
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00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,537
>> WELL, AS LONG AS WE'RE GOING
ALL 1989 WITH IT, HOW 'BOUT A
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NICE HIGH-TOP FADE, LIKE KID
AND/OR PLAY?
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>> KNOCK IT OFF, VIDAL BUFFOON.
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00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:35,916
HE'S READY.
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00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,667
>> Hank: I'M SO READY.
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00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,710
FOR WHAT?
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00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,129
>> WELL, UH, FOR, UH, YOUR FIRST
TEST.
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00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,422
YEAH. THIS IT IT.
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GOOD LUCK, SON.
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00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,468
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
NOW MAYBE WE CAN GET SOME
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00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,970
[BLEEP] WORK DONE AROUND HERE.
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00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,305
ANYONE HEARD FROM SAMSON YET?
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00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,347
>> Hank: AND PASS.
403
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,473
PIECE OF CAKE.
404
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,642
LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN TIED UP A
MILLION TIMES.
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00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,269
COME ON. GIVE ME A HARD ONE.
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00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:58,188
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,185
>> [ CHUCKLING ]
YES, YES, I SEE YOUR CONFUSION.
408
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,104
BUT, NO, I'M AFRAID IT'S MY
TITLE, NOT MY NAME.
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00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:39,897
>> Dean: OH.
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00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,231
>> YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.
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00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,109
AS YOU CAN SEE, IT GETS CRAZY
THIS TIME OF YEAR, AND I CAN'T
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00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,611
SEEM TO FIND YOUR APPLICATION.
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00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,697
>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, WE DIDN'T
SEE THE NEED TO BURDEN YOU WITH
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MORE PAPERWORK.
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00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,367
>> YOU -- YOU HAVE NO
APPLICATION?
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00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,161
>> Dr. Venture: WELL, THE BOY'S
A LEGACY ADMISSION, SO THIS IS
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00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,329
JUST A FORMALITY, NO?
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00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,664
>> IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.
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00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,291
HE STILL HAS TO --
>> Dr. Venture: WELL, GO AHEAD.
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00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,751
ASK HIM ANYTHING YOU NEED TO
KNOW.
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00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,213
>> SO, UH, WHERE'D YOU GO TO
HIGH SCHOOL, YOUNG DEAN?
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00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,214
>> Dean: OH, I WAS --
>> Dr. Venture: THE BOY IS
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00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,548
HOMESCHOOLED.
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00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:07,966
>> Dean: I HAVE AN ELECTRIC
GRANDPA BED THAT TALKS TO ME
425
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:08,676
WHILE I SLEEP.
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00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,385
>> Dr. Venture: HA HA.
427
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,511
DID I MENTION HE'S A LEGACY?
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00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:11,679
I WAS HERE IN THE '80s.
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00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,888
YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK IT UP.
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00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,223
>> DID YOU GRADUATE?
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00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,725
>> Dr. Venture: WELL, NOT RIGHT
AWAY, BUT I DID RECEIVE AN
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00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,518
HONORARY DEGREE.
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00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,727
>> NOT FROM HERE.
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00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,270
>> Dr. Venture: WELL, NO.
435
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,857
FROM A SMALL, UH, RATHER
EXCLUSIVE, UH, UH, TIJUANA --
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00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,026
LOOK, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW HOW
THIS REALLY WORKS.
437
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,946
MY FATHER PUMPED A FORTUNE INTO
THIS PLACE BACK IN THE DAY, SO
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00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,949
WHY DON'T YOU LET THE BOY IN,
AND WE CAN CALL IT SQUARESIES?
439
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:35,244
>> DR. VENTURE, WHILE IT'S TRUE
YOUR FATHER WAS RATHER GENEROUS
440
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,579
TO THE UNIVERSITY --
>> Dr. Venture: GENEROUS?!
441
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,081
HE DONATED AN ENTIRE WING!
442
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,999
>> WHICH YOU BLEW UP, IF I
RECALL.
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00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,418
>> Dr. Venture: ALLEGEDLY.
444
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,254
AND HIS ESTATE PAID FOR IT OUT
OF MY INHERITANCE.
445
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,589
SO, REALLY, IT'S LIKE I GAVE YOU
THE MONEY.
446
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,674
>> RIGHT.
447
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,884
WELL, IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET
YOU, DEAN.
448
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,263
I WISH YOU MUCH SUCCESS WITH
YOUR FUTURE ACADEMIC CAREER --
449
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,264
WHEREVER IT MAY BE.
450
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,724
>> Dr. Venture: THAT'S IT?
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00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,600
IF YOU WERE GONNA JERK US AROUND
LIKE THIS, THEN WHY THE HELL DID
452
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,476
YOU EVEN AGREE TO SEE US?
453
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,769
>> HONESTLY?
454
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,646
>> Dr. Venture: THAT WOULD BE A
NICE CHANGE OF PACE.
455
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,399
>> BECAUSE WHEN MY SECRETARY
TOLD ME A "DR. VENTURE" WAS HERE
456
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,568
TO SEE ME, I THOUGHT SHE MEANT
YOUR BROTHER.
457
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,611
>> [ CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY ]
HELLO.
458
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,781
UH, YOU'LL HAVE TO, UH, EXCUSE
ME.
459
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,286
I HAVEN'T DONE ANY PUBLIC
SPEAKING IN A WHILE, AND I
460
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,664
[CLEARS THROAT] DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING PREPARED.
461
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:26,295
[ DOGS SNIFFING, SNARLING ]
>> Phantom Limb: [ MUTTERING ]
462
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,007
[ CHUCKLES ]
RICHARD, WRAP IT UP AND BRING
463
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,383
THE IMPOSSI-CAR AROUND.
464
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,676
I FOUND IT.
465
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,635
HUH?
466
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,929
[ DOGS SNARLING ]
467
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,439
>> PHANTOM LIMB, THIS HAS GONE
FAR ENOUGH.
468
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,982
>> Phantom Limb: SCREW YOU!
469
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,651
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE
HIGH-AND-MIGHTY FLOATING HEAD OF
470
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,986
EVERYTHING?
471
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,864
>> ACTUALLY, THAT WOULD BE MY
PREDECESSOR, FORCE MAJEURE.
472
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,700
>> Phantom Limb: WELL, YOU WON'T
PHANTOM LIMB TO KICK AROUND
473
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,576
ANYMORE!
474
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,119
I'M STARTING MY OWN DAMN GUILD.
475
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,871
>> WITH WHOM? A COFFEE CUP?
476
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,706
YOU'RE NOT WELL, HAMILTON.
477
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:07,252
GIVE YOURSELF UP NOW, AND I'LL
CALL OFF MY DIAMOND DOGS.
478
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:11,590
>> Phantom Limb: NEVER!
479
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,967
[ DOGS SNARLING ]
UHH!
480
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:18,180
>> AND, UH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
WHEN SHE WALKED OUT ON ME, FOR
481
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,474
GOOD THIS TIME, AND --
>> Phantom Limb: RICHARD!
482
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,517
RICHARD!
483
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,394
STOP GLAD-HANDING AND HELP ME,
DAMN YOU!
484
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,943
>> Brock: OH, THAT'S THE LAST
TIME I LET YOU PARTNER ME UP
485
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:31,985
WITH THIS CLOWN.
486
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:32,903
NEVER AGAIN, YOU.
487
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,154
>> DON'T WORRY.
488
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,615
WE'RE -- WE'RE JUST JUST
TRAINING YOUR NEW PARTNER.
489
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:37,783
>> Brock: OH, COME ON.
490
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,784
NOT ANOTHER ROOKIE.
491
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,244
>> NAH, YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE.
492
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:43,163
IN FACT, YOU'VE -- YOU'VE WORKED
WITH HIM BEFORE.
493
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,790
>> Brock: WHO? WHERE IS HE?
494
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,625
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Brock: WHAT, IN THERE?
495
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,085
THAT'S THE MIND-ERASING MACHINE.
496
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,962
>> WHAT HE DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT
HIM.
497
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,506
>> AND WHAT HE DON'T KNOW IS
GONNA BE A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT
498
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,799
IN A MINUTE.
499
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,385
>> Hank: [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
>> Brock: OH, HANK, HANK.
500
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,302
BUDDY? YOU OKAY?
501
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,387
>> Hank: OH, HEY, BROCK.
502
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,347
>> Brock: WHAT'D YOU JACKASSES
DO TO HIM?
503
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,431
>> Hank: NO, NO.
504
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,558
IT'S OKAY, BROCK.
505
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,643
IT WAS ALL JUST PART OF MY
SECRET-AGENT TEST.
506
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,769
>> WHAT?
507
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,938
>> Hank: THE OLD "MIND-ERASER
SWITCHEROO" TRAP.
508
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,400
EASILY EVADED WITH THE OLD
"TINFOIL ON THE HEAD" RUSE.
509
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,901
SO I PASSED, RIGHT?
510
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,697
>> Phantom Limb: [ BREATHING
HEAVILY ]
511
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:27,499
[ DOGS SNARLING ]
[ GUNS COCK ]
512
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,626
[ GRUNTS ]
[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
513
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,383
>> OH!
514
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,094
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
UH, THAT MUST BE THE, UH,
515
00:19:39,177 --> 00:19:42,472
FIREWORKS I ARRANGED OVER, UH,
THERE.
516
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:18,342
♪ SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY
♪ OF THEE I SING
517
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:24,765
♪ LAND --
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
518
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,476
>> Dr. Venture: IT WASN'T ME
THIS TIME.
519
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,649
>> Hank: [ Crying ] "YOU CAN'T
BE A SPY WITH US."
520
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,692
>> Brock: AH, BACK TO THE HIGH
AND TIGHT HUH?
521
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,152
>> Hank: YEAH.
522
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,613
I FEEL LIKE THAT JEWISH GUY WHO
LOST ALL HIS POWERS WHEN THEY
523
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:40,489
CUT HIS HAIR OFF.
524
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,657
>> Brock: UH, SAMSON?
525
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,616
>> Hank: LENNY KRAVITZ.
526
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,742
IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU
KNOW?
527
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,077
>> Brock: YEAH.
528
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,162
WELL, UH, YOU LOOK GOOD, LIKE
YOUR OLD HANK SELF AGAIN,
529
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:50,666
INSTEAD OF ALWAYS TRYING TO BE
LIKE, UH, WELL, ME.
530
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,125
>> Hank: GEEZ. CONCEITED MUCH?
531
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,920
>> Brock: LOOK, YOU DON'T WANT
MY LIFE, HANK.
532
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,130
THIS JOB'S NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED
UP TO BE.
533
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,259
I'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR OVER 20
YEARS, AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO
534
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,635
SHOW FOR IT?
535
00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:05,263
A METAL PLATE IN MY CHEST,
VATICAN KARATE GORILLA BLOOD ON
536
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,850
MY HANDS, AND A FOOTLOCKER FULL
OF "MANBORO" MILES.
537
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,601
>> Hank: YOU GOT ENOUGH FOR THE
CANOE?
538
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,102
>> Brock: WHAT?
539
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688
WELL, YEAH, BUT WILL I EVER LIVE
TO SEE THAT CANOE?
540
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:13,939
>> Hank: CAN I HAVE 'EM?
541
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,315
>> Brock: LOOK, YOU'RE MISSING
THE POINT, HANK!
542
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:19,361
WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU IS
EVEN THOUGH YOU PASSED THAT TEST
543
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,029
DOWN THERE --
>> Hank: WAIT. WHOA. WAIT.
544
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:21,947
I DID?
545
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,157
WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU -- WHY
DID THEY REJECT ME?
546
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,493
>> Brock: BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO
JOIN SPHINX, YOU NEED A
547
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:28,370
HIGH-SCHOOL DIPLOMA.
548
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,037
>> Hank: OH!
549
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,414
YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
550
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:32,249
>> Brock: WELL, I WOULDN'T BE A
VERY GOOD SPY IF I DIDN'T, NOW,
551
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,291
WOULD I?
552
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,460
>> Hank: [ GROANS ]
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
553
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:39,673
[ GASPS ]
HEY!
554
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,428
>> Brock: DID -- DID I MENTION
THAT YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE 18?
555
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,679
>> Hank: [ GROANS ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
556
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,625
>> Phantom Limb: [ LAUGHS
EVILLY ]
557
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,960
YOU'VE DONE IT, RICHARD!
558
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,755
YOU'VE REPLICATED MY ORIGINAL
MACHINE TO A TEE.
559
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,131
I'M WHOLE AGAIN.
560
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:24,926
>> THE NAME'S NOT "RICHARD"
ANYMORE, HAMILTON.
561
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,765
FROM NOW ON, I'M
PROFESSOR INCORRIGIBLE!
562
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,767
PROFESSOR INDOLENT?
563
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,477
PROFESSOR INFAMOUS?
564
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,936
PROFESSOR INDOCHINA?
565
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,063
NO?
566
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,522
>> Phantom Limb: THEY'RE ALL A
BIT...FORCED.
567
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,648
>> PROFESSOR INSCRUTABLE?
568
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,901
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Underbheit: EXCUSE ME.
569
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:44,237
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I WANT TO JOIN UP WITH YOU GUYS.