1 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:08,425 >> Brock: [ GRUNTS ] >> IT'S TOUCH FOOTBALL! TOUCH! 2 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:09,884 >> Brock: OH. I DIDN'T KNOW. 3 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:10,719 >> YOU DID TOO! 4 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:11,928 YOU HAVE IT IN FOR ME! 5 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:14,055 WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW DEAN THE BALL?! 6 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,473 >> OH, WHY DO YOU THINK? 7 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,641 >> Dean: GUYS! 8 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,268 WHAT'S WITH THE TEA PARTY?! 9 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,310 I AM SO OPEN! 10 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,646 >> OH, I-I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 11 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:24,441 I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK OUR OWN END ZONE! 12 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,651 >> YOU'RE JUST MADE YOU DIDN'T GET TO BE SKINS. 13 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,653 >> WELL, WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SKINS! 14 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:31,156 WE WON THE DAMN TOSS, BUT DEAN WAS ALL, "NYAH! 15 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,949 I DON'T WANT TO GET SUNBURNED! 16 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,075 NYAH!" DEAN. 17 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,869 WHY DIDN'T WE GET PROFESSOR SNAPE OR HANK? 18 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:38,705 >> Hank: 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS ON BROCK'S TEAM. 19 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:41,458 >> Brock: SOMEBODY'S IN MY CAR. 20 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,418 >> ALL RIGHT, THAT IS A LEGITIMATE SUPERPOWER. 21 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,462 >> Hank: SEEN HIM DO THAT FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY AWAY. 22 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,921 >> [ SCOFFS ] BIG DEAL. 23 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:47,964 >> Dean: COME ON! 24 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,007 GIVE ME A CHANCE! 25 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,884 I'M WIDE OPEN HERE! 26 00:00:56,765 --> 00:01:00,894 >> Brock: OH, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 27 00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:03,938 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I 28 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,024 CONVERTED MY ENGINE TO ELECTRIC. 29 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:10,779 IT'S NOT ONLY GREEN, IT'S 100% CRYBABY SUICIDE PROOF. 30 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:13,239 NOW LET'S TALK THIS OUT. 31 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,992 NOBODY'S GONNA ROAD-FLARE THEIR BRAINS OUT. 32 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:17,577 NOW WHAT'S GOING ON, HUH? 33 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:21,831 WHAT HAPPENED THIS TIME? 34 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,417 TIME'S UP. LET'S GO. 35 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,835 >> DON'T PRESSURE HIM. 36 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,462 I'VE BEEN IN HIS SHOES. 37 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:30,840 I'VE SEEN MY WIFE'S LEGS WRAPPED AROUND SOME...JERK! 38 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,052 [ Crying ] AND I THOUGHT, "WHAT'S THE DING-DONG POINT?" 39 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,679 >> YEAH, NOT SURE THAT'S HELPFUL THERE, BIG GUY. 40 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:37,722 >> THANKS, BUDDY. 41 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:39,808 [ SNIFFLES ] PUT YOUR SHIRT ON. 42 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,810 >> I REALLY WANTED TO BE SKINS. 43 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:42,977 >> I KNOW. I KNOW. 44 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,814 >> Brock: LOOK, CAN YOU JUST TALK ABOUT IT? 45 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:48,274 IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 46 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,609 WILL YOU JUST KNOCK IT OFF?! 47 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,528 >> Dean: DADDY, IS IT SOMETHING HANK DID? 48 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:55,031 >> Hank: DUDE, DON'T DRAG ME UNDER THIS BUS. 49 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:58,076 >> Dr. Orpheus: WHEN MY PUMPKIN WENT AWAY, I, TOO, SUFFERED THE 50 00:01:58,159 --> 00:02:02,539 GRIM CLOUD OF LISTLESSNESS, BUT OUR DUTY IS TO -- 51 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,332 MR. VENTURE IS NOT SUICIDAL. 52 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,583 >> OH, REALLY? 53 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,795 THEN WHY IS HE TRYING TO HANG HIMSELF FROM YOUR TIE? 54 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:13,174 >> Dr. Orpheus: BECAUSE MR. VENTURE IS POSSESSED! 55 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,137 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 56 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:23,977 >> OKAY, I'M READY. GOOD GRACIOUS. 57 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,229 WHAT'S ALL THIS NONSENSE? 58 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,605 THE MAN DOESN'T HAVE A FEVER. 59 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,816 >> THEY DID IT TO DOROTHY IN THE "WIZARD OF OZ." 60 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,234 I DON'T KNOW. 61 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,571 I ALSO HOOKED UP THIS FIELD MONITOR FROM MY OLD O.S.I. DAYS. 62 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:38,157 SURE, IT'S A LITTLE DUSTY, BUT IT'LL WORK...PROBABLY. 63 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,576 >> Dr. Orpheus: AND THE BUCKET? 64 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,786 >> OH, THAT'S FOR THE GEYSER OF PEA-SOUP VOMIT. 65 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,288 >> Dr. Orpheus: AND THE CAMERA? 66 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,664 >> Hank: ALSO FOR THE VOMIT. 67 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:45,957 >> Dr. Orpheus: DO I EVEN HAVE TO ASK? 68 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,750 >> Dean: THEY SAID THERE WAS GONNA BE VOMIT. 69 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,420 >> Dr. Orpheus: THIS ISN'T A GALLAGHER TOO PERFORMANCE. 70 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:51,629 IT'S A SACRED RITE. 71 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:54,257 I WANT YOU TWO GENTLEMEN TO HOLD HIM DOWN. 72 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:57,510 THE DEMON WILL FIGHT AS I CAST THE SPELL OF BINDING. 73 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,804 ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. 74 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,723 ANYTHING BUT THAT. 75 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,850 READY, GENTLEMEN? 76 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:05,518 I HOLD THEE. 77 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,021 I CONSTRAIN THEE! 78 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:12,859 WITH THE NAME SIDRAGROSAM, I BIND THEE! 79 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:15,111 >> Dr. Venture: AAH! 80 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,613 >> Monarch: THAT DICK! 81 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:19,407 COME ON. COME ON, RUSTY! 82 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,783 PANSY. 83 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,868 MOVE! 84 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,495 KILL YOURSELF ALREADY! 85 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,247 DO SOMETHING! 86 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,625 [ BEEPING ] >> #21: VITALS DOWN! 87 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:29,542 WE'RE LOSING HIM! 88 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:30,376 WHAT HAPPENED?! 89 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,252 >> NO IDEA. 90 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,670 >> #21: WE GOT TO BRING HIM OUT! 91 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:33,504 >> WE CAN'T! 92 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,589 HE'LL BE A VEGETABLE! 93 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:35,673 >> #21: DON'T YELL AT ME! 94 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,342 >> I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU. 95 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,343 I'M TELLING AT YOU! 96 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,928 HE HAS TO RETURN ON HIS OWN. 97 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,721 >> #21: WELL, WHAT DO WE DO? 98 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:42,805 >> KEEP HIM ALIVE! 99 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:43,890 >> #21: YOU ARE STILL YELLING. 100 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,725 >> Monarch: OH, I'M GONNA THROW UP. 101 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,727 I'M GONNA THROW UP IN VENTURE'S BRAIN. 102 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:49,395 THIS IS -- [ GAGS ] OH, GOD! 103 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,773 [ VOMITS ] I'M GONNA PUKE ALL OVER HIS 104 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,150 CRAPPY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. 105 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,818 SO GOOD. 106 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,654 [ FLATLINE ] >> #21: HE'S FLATLINING! 107 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,613 >> I'M GONNA DEFIBRILLATE! 108 00:03:58,696 --> 00:03:59,197 CLEAR! 109 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,031 >> #21: OH, MY GOD! 110 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:00,949 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! 111 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,325 >> STAY CLEAR! 112 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,452 >> #21: WELL, OF COURSE I WI-- WAIT, THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS? 113 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:05,370 >> YES! 114 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,955 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] VITALS. 115 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,666 >> #21: HE'S BACK, BUT HE'S WEAK. 116 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,501 >> HELP ME HOOK UP LIFE SUPPORT. 117 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,503 >> #21: THAT WAS SO [BLEEP] SCARY. 118 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,838 >> [ SIGHS ] CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY SAID 119 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,298 "CLEAR!" >> #21: YEAH, THAT TOTALLY 120 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,675 DIDN'T HELP. 121 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,134 I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUSH, LIKE, THE "CLEAR" BUTTON 122 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,511 OR SOMETHING. 123 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,554 HEY, YOU THINK HE'S GONNA BRING BACK A PISSED-OFF BILLY MAHONEY 124 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:24,055 WITH HIM? 125 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,139 >> RIGHT? 126 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,224 RUNNING AROUND THE COCOON IN THAT HOODIE? 127 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,517 >> #21: TOTALLY. 128 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:28,851 HEY, CAN I PUT THEM ON HIS NIPPLES LIKE HE'S A ROBOT 129 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:29,686 STRIPPER? 130 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,312 >> Hank: OKAY, W-WHAT DO I DO? 131 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,940 SHOULD I BOIL HOLY WATER OR, UH, RIP UP SOME SHEETS? 132 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,900 >> Brock: LOOK, HE'S POSSESSED, HANK. 133 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,986 HE'S NOT GIVING BIRTH TO A MONSTER BABY. 134 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,488 >> Dean: IF YOU NEED A BIBLE, I HAVE ONE TAPE NARRATED BY 135 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,864 MR. DARTH VADER. 136 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,617 >> I HAVE LIKE 10 ROSARIES LEFT OVER FROM MY SHORT-LIVED, 137 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,077 ILL-CONCEIVED MADONNA PHASE. 138 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,205 >> Dr. Orpheus: AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HELP, I AM 139 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:50,540 NOT A PRIEST. 140 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,792 I AM A MASTER NECROMANCER! 141 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:57,213 I WILL ENTER MR. VENTURE'S MIND, AND THERE DO BATTLE WITH THE 142 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,214 UNWELCOMED SPIRIT. 143 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,549 >> Hank: OH, CAN I COME? 144 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:00,758 >> Dr. Orpheus: UH, NO. 145 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,135 BUT YOU CAN HELP ME. 146 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:05,138 I CAN ONLY GAIN ENTRY TO HIS SOUL IF I AM PERCEIVED AS 147 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:05,930 FRIENDLY. 148 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,850 BOYS, YOU ARE THE GREAT LOVE OF YOUR FATHER'S LIFE. 149 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,059 BE MY RAIMENTS! 150 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,227 TAKE MY HANDS! 151 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,895 GIRD ME! 152 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:18,067 I AM BLESSED BY WHAT HE LOVES MOST -- THE KEY TO HIS SOUL'S 153 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:18,735 LOCK! 154 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:22,822 OPEN HIS MIND TO ME! 155 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:26,409 PLEASE? 156 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:31,080 >> Brock: YEAH, I'M NOT SURE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT, UH...KEY? 157 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,667 >> Dr. Orpheus: I AM BLESSED BY WHAT HE LOVES MOST -- THE KEY TO 158 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:35,668 HIS SOUL'S LOCK. 159 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,712 OPEN HIS MIND TO ME! 160 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:38,546 NOPE. 161 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:39,922 MAYBE I SHOULD -- >> WAIT! 162 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:42,717 OKAY, TRY IT WITH HIS OLD HEADSHOT, ALL THE AWARDS, THE 163 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,762 SIGNED PICTURE OF LONI ANDERSON, ALL THE MONEY, THE NEWSPAPER 164 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,598 CLIPPINGS, THE SHOE BOX OF OLD LOVE LETTERS, BUT WITHOUT THE 165 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,891 RUSH CASSETTE. 166 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:52,518 >> Brock: OH, HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM -- IT'S A "BEST OF." 167 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:56,731 >> AND THERE'S ONE MORE THING WE HAVEN'T TRIED, AND IT'S NOTHING 168 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,609 PERSONAL, BUT... 169 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,277 >> Dean: I GET IT. 170 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:05,323 >> Dr. Orpheus: OKAY, ONE MORE TIME. 171 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:10,787 I AM BLESSED BY WHAT HE LOVES MOST -- THE KEY TO HIS SOUL'S 172 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:11,621 LOCK. 173 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:16,959 OPEN HIS MIND TO ME! 174 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:26,469 >> Brock: I'M SURE IT WAS THE RUSH CASSETTE, DEAN. 175 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,597 >> Dr. Orpheus: BACK, DEMON, LEST I UNLEASH MY AWESOME 176 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,390 POWERS! 177 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,977 >> Pete: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S UNCALLED FOR! 178 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,480 >> Quizboy: YEAH, THAT'S RACIAL PROFILING IS WHAT THAT IS! 179 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,564 >> Dr. Orpheus: OH, DEAR. 180 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:40,316 I-I-I THOUGHT HE WAS A -- >> Pete: DEMON? 181 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,484 'CAUSE OF THE WAY I DRESS? 182 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,735 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIGOT, MAYBE? 183 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,904 >> Quizboy: AND A TOTAL HYPOCRITE. LOOK AT HIM! 184 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:45,947 >> Pete: YEAH, DRACULA. 185 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,115 WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? 186 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,574 >> Dr. Orpheus: OKAY, I GET IT. 187 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:49,534 I APOLOGIZE. 188 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,244 SO WHOM DO I HAVE THE PLEASURE TO MEET? 189 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,662 YOU ARE CUPID, I ASSUME. 190 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:53,663 >> Quizboy: CUPID?! 191 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,289 W-WHY WOULD CUPID BE IN THE RUSTY? 192 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,374 COME ON. 193 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,584 WILL YOU STOP BASING EVERYTHING ON LOOKS? 194 00:06:58,668 --> 00:06:59,752 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ME? 195 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,087 I'M EROS. HELLO? 196 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:02,880 AND I'M PRETTY IMPORTANT. 197 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:03,881 EROS -- KIND OF POPULAR. 198 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,174 I'VE GOT FANS. 199 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,343 >> Pete: YOU REALLY SHOULD RECOGNIZE US -- PISTOL-HOT 200 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:08,177 CAREERS. 201 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,345 >> Dr. Orpheus: YES, OF COURSE! 202 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:12,181 EROS AND THANATOS -- SEX AND DEATH. 203 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,308 YOU TWO MOTIVATE OUR EVERY ACTION. 204 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,685 >> Pete: WELL PUT, COUNT FREUD. 205 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,353 NOW, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 206 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,605 >> Quizboy: SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THIS, OPEN HOUSE, BRING YOUR 207 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:20,982 DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY? 208 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:23,442 WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANOTHER INTRUDER SCREWING THINGS UP. 209 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,361 WE HAVE A COMPLETE CEREBRAL SHUTDOWN TO DEAL WITH FROM THE 210 00:07:25,444 --> 00:07:26,737 OTHER GUY. 211 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,865 >> Pete: YEAH, WE GOT MAYBE AN HOUR OR TWO BEFORE THE RUSTY 212 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,074 FALLS INTO A COMA. 213 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,076 AND THEN THE CHILL HAND OF DEATH TAKES THE RUSTY HOME. 214 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,911 >> Quizboy: OKAY, THERE, MR. GOOD NEWS. 215 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,079 >> Pete: MERCILESS IS THE END! 216 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,622 >> Quizboy: LET'S BRING IT DOWN. 217 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,748 JUST BREATHE. 218 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,333 IN WITH THE GOOD AIR, OUT WITH THE CRAZY AIR. 219 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,418 I WANT YOU TO BREATHE. 220 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,544 >> Pete: THANKS, BUDDY. 221 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,045 I-I GOT IN THE ZONE AGAIN. 222 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,715 >> Dr. Orpheus: I THINK I MAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SHUTDOWN YOU 223 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,216 SPEAK OF. 224 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,384 >> Quizboy: NICE. 225 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:49,677 >> #21: SO HOW IS HE? 226 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,803 >> STABLE, I HOPE. 227 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,346 SWEETIE, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 228 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,765 >> #21: I BET HE NEEDS SOMETHING FAMILIAR. 229 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,142 SING HIM YOUR GUY'S SONG. 230 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:58,519 >> WE'RE NOT BERNIE TAUPIN AND ELTON JOHN. 231 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,896 WE DON'T WRITE SONGS. 232 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,815 >> #21: NO, I MEAN LIKE YOUR SONG -- THE SONG THAT'S YOURS, 233 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,775 LIKE A ROMANTIC -- >> OH, RIGHT. 234 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:05,818 NO. WE DON'T HAVE ONE. 235 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,153 >> #21: WHAT? NOTHING? 236 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:07,987 "LADY IN RED"? 237 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,113 >> NO. W-WAIT! 238 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,490 HE ALWAYS SINGS THAT HUMAN LEAGUE SONG TO ME. 239 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,283 WHAT IS IT? 240 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,743 >> KEEP FEELING FASCINATION? 241 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,369 >> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. NO. 242 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,038 >> #21: WAIT! I KNOW WHICH ONE! 243 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:21,334 ♪ SO THEY WERE WORKING LIKE A COUNTESS IN A COCKTAIL GLASS ♪ 244 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:25,046 ♪ WHEN I KNEW ABOUT YOU ♪ DON'T YOU WANT ME? 245 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:28,216 ♪ DO YOU NOT WANT ME? ♪ DON'T YOU WANT ME, BABY? 246 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,009 >> THAT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE. 247 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,594 [ BANG ON DOOR ] WHAT?! 248 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,596 >> Both: IT'S TIM-TOM AND KEVIN! 249 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,805 SECURITY INSPECTION! 250 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:35,890 >> GO AWAY! 251 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,807 >> CAN'T, MUM. 252 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,684 MANDATORY -- MONARCH'S ORDERS. 253 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:39,936 >> #21: DON'T LOOK AT ME! 254 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,103 IT WAS HIS IDEA. 255 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,814 THE FIRST OF EVERY MONTH, THERE'S THIS MANDATORY 256 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,399 INSPECTION -- NO EXCEPTIONS. 257 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:48,402 AND TO LOOK LIKE A BIG MAN, HE EVEN INCLUDED HIMSELF. 258 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:49,612 >> WE'RE COMING IN! 259 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,405 >> CRAP. THEY CAN'T SEE THIS. 260 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,242 THE WHOLE MIND-ASSASSIN THING IS AGAINST GUILD RULES. 261 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,327 >> #21: IT IS?! OH, GREAT! 262 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:56,953 SUPER! 263 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,246 BRILLIANT IDEA. 264 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,789 >> TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES! 265 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,457 >> Monarch: ALL RIGHT, VENTURE. 266 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,125 YOU THINK YOU BESTED ME, HUH? 267 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,254 I'LL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES YOU'LL NEVER RECOVER FROM. 268 00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,880 TIPPY-TAP, TIPPY-TAP. 269 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,131 BUP-BUP, BUP-BUP BUP. 270 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,549 OH, YOU LIKE THAT? 271 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:14,011 EVERY MEMORY OF YOU BEING HATED BY EVERYONE JUST COME FLOODING 272 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,096 INTO YOUR DREAMS? 273 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,222 SWEET! 274 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,182 OH, YOU ARE IN FOR IT, VENTURE. 275 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,601 THAT IS LIKE A HUGE FRANKENSTEIN SWITCH. 276 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,520 THAT HAS GOT TO BE BAD. 277 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,854 SUCK ON THIS! 278 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:24,021 >> Pete: WELL, IF THERE IS SOMETHING CONTROLLING THE RUSTY, 279 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,191 >> Pete: WELL, IF THERE IS SOMETHING CONTROLLING THE RUSTY, 280 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,609 YOU'RE GONNA FIND IT IN MASTER CONTROL. 281 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,152 THAT'S THE FOURTH LEVEL OF THE PSYCHE. 282 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,529 >> Quizboy: YEAH, IT'S A STRAIGHT PATH RIGHT THROUGH THE 283 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:32,738 BACK OF THE BRAIN. 284 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:38,160 IF NOTHING GOES WRONG, WE'LL BE THERE IN A SNAP. 285 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,496 >> Pete: THAT COUNTS AS SOMETHING WRONG. 286 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:41,497 >> NO EXCEPTIONS! 287 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,498 MONARCH'S ORDERS! 288 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:43,708 >> ALL RIGHT! HOLD ON! GEEZ! 289 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,042 >> THAT'S IT! 290 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,504 I'M GONNA BASH THE DOOR DOWN WITH MY SECRET MIND POWERS. 291 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,423 BACK UP, TIM-TOM! 292 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,341 >> YOU DON'T HAVE SECRET POWERS. 293 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,261 >> THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE SECRET -- MAYBE EVEN TO ME. 294 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,637 >> BUT I HAVE A KEY TO THE DOOR. 295 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,055 >> OH, WHATEVER. 296 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,934 IT JUST -- NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW IF I HAVE SECRET MIND POWERS. 297 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,646 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S ALL THE HOOP-DEE-HOO IN HERE? 298 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,815 >> NOW LET'S SEE WHAT WE... 299 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:09,108 >> OKAY. 300 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:12,987 WELL, I GUESS THIS IS INSPECTED, AND WE SHOULD JUST GO. 301 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:17,283 >> WE'LL JUST, UH, CHECK THIS OFF, AND SORRY TO DISTURB YOU, 302 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,451 MONARCH. 303 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,620 >> #21: [ Muffled ] CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU. 304 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:25,750 ONCE! 305 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,876 WE MUST CLOSE THEM! 306 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:27,877 >> Pete: HEY, THERE'S QUADRILLIONS OF THEM! 307 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,211 >> Quizboy: MAYBE MILLIONS! 308 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,672 >> Pete: WHAT ARE YOU -- QUADRILLIONS IS A LARGER NUMBER. 309 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,549 >> Quizboy: QUADRILLIONS IS A FAKE NUMBER. 310 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:34,508 >> Pete: NO, IT'S NOT! 311 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,301 IT'S A THOUSAND BILLION. 312 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:36,719 >> Quizboy: REALLY? 313 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,013 ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE IN FRONT OF 314 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:40,139 THE NEW GUY? 315 00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,223 [ DISTANT RUMBLING ] >> Dr. Orpheus: DID YOU FEEL 316 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,058 THAT? 317 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,392 >> Quizboy: THANK YOU! YES. 318 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,020 AND IT HURTS BECAUSE I ALWAYS SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HIM. 319 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,314 BUT HE'S ALWAYS -- >> Dr. Orpheus: NO, THAT RUMBLE! 320 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,940 WHAT IS THAT RUMBLE?! 321 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,150 >> Pete: LEVIATHAN. 322 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,651 HE IS WHY MEN MURDER. 323 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,988 HE IS WHY MEN MAKE WAR -- THE BEAST WITHIN US ALL. 324 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:56,822 WE ARE DOOMED! 325 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,366 >> Quizboy: CHEERY, ISN'T HE? 326 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,158 >> Pete: CRAP! 327 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,243 GET OUT OF THE WAY! 328 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:05,664 [ ALL MOANING ] >> Quizboy: I HATE THOSE THINGS. 329 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,167 THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE IN HERE, AND THEY CHEW ON STUFF, 330 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,794 AND THEY GET POOP ON EVERYTHING. 331 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:13,214 >> Dr. Orpheus: THEY ARE HIS DEAD SONS -- FOREVER HAUNTING 332 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:15,383 HIS SUBCONSCIOUS MIND. 333 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,760 >> Pete: LEVIATHAN DRAWS NEAR! 334 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:18,594 DEATH IS AT HAND! 335 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,096 WE CANNOT OUTRUN THE BEAST! 336 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,181 >> Quizboy: HE GETS THAT WAY AROUND DEATH. 337 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,933 IT'S LIKE HE'S IN A CREED VIDEO. 338 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,977 WHY DON'T WE JUST GO IN ONE OF THESE DOORS? 339 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,145 >> Pete: OKAY. 340 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,106 YEAH, THAT'S COOL. 341 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,440 >> NO CHANGE. HE'S STEADY. 342 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,566 OR THIS TAKES BATTERIES. 343 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,776 I DON'T KNOW. 344 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,861 [ THUMPING, GLASS SHATTERS ] >> Brock: HEY, NO INDOOR 345 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:36,445 FOOTBALL! 346 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,446 OUTSIDE! 347 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,032 >> 'KAY! U-UH, WE WERE JUST, YOU KNOW -- 348 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,659 >> Hank: SORRY, BROCK! 349 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,286 >> YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF MY JOB NOW. 350 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:48,791 HANK, I'M GONNA DO A WHITE LOAD, SO MAKE SURE ALL YOUR PANTIES 351 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,084 ARE IN THE HAMPER! 352 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,585 >> Brock: PANTIES? 353 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,838 >> Y-YOU KNOW, THEIR LITTLE... 354 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:54,964 UNDERPANTIES. 355 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,467 THAT'S WHAT I -- HEY, UH, WHAT YOU EATING THERE? 356 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,177 >> Brock: UH, SKITTLES. 357 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,596 >> CAN I HAVE SOME? 358 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,890 ONE?! A SKITTLE? 359 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,518 >> I HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL THIS. 360 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,104 YOU KNOW, THE MONARCH JUST JUMPS INTO THINGS. 361 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,356 HE DOESN'T MEAN TO DO IT TO US, BUT HE'S -- 362 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,482 >> #21: OUR LEADER. 363 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,567 I AM HIS HENCHMAN. 364 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,651 >> OH, COME ON, 21. 365 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,820 YOU'RE NOT JUST ONE OF THE DRONES. 366 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,863 YOU'RE DIFFERENT. 367 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:19,822 >> #21: AM I? 368 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,824 [ SIGHS ] I HAD DREAMS ONCE, AND I'VE 369 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,325 GIVEN THEM TO THE MONARCH. 370 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,702 I EVEN BOUGHT MY OWN COSTUME. 371 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:27,496 I WAS SAVING UP FOR A MONSTER TRUCK, OR MAYBE FOR 372 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,124 PATRICK SWAYZE'S LEATHER JACKET FROM "ROAD HOUSE." 373 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:33,085 OR, I DON'T KNOW, HAVE ROCKAPELLA PERFORM FOR THE GUYS. 374 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,378 BUT I'M OUT OF DREAMS. 375 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,006 >> LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE ALL HAVE NUMBERS IN THIS GAME. 376 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,842 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST FORGET THAT WE MAKE PEOPLE DIE. 377 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,178 BUT WHEN IT HITS HOME, I-IT'S HARD. 378 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,346 GARY, YOU'VE SEEN TOO MUCH. 379 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,765 >> #21: I'VE SEEN MY ONLY REAL FRIEND DIE. 380 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,727 I'VE SEEN A GIANT PENNY ROLL OVER A GUY DRESSED LIKE A 381 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:50,686 RAINBOW. 382 00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,605 I'VE SEEN THE DONKEY KONG KILL SCREEN. 383 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,858 I'VE SEEN ATTACK SHIPS ON FIRE OFF THE SHOULDER OF ORION. 384 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,319 >> OH, G-A-R-Y! 385 00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,154 YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI! 386 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,947 YOU'RE GARY! WHAT, WHAT?! 387 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,157 YOU'RE GARY! 388 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,409 >> #21: OKAY, I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT EVER. 389 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,416 >> Quizboy: OH, SWEET! 390 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,876 MY KIND OF SCENE! 391 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,920 >> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 392 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:16,879 >> CALL ME. 393 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,672 >> WHY BE ALONE TONIGHT? 394 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,549 >> JUST PICK UP THE PHONE. 395 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,218 >> I'M WAITING FOR YOU. 396 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,428 >> WHAT'S YOUR SLEEP NUMBER? 397 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,556 >> Cocktease: I'M JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY. 398 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,559 >> WELCOME TO THE RUSTY'S INVISIBLE HAREM. 399 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,145 MY NAME IS ID, AND I AM MASTER HERE. 400 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,689 >> Quizboy: IF I KNEW YOU WERE HIDING THIS, I WOULD NOT HAVE 401 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,483 BEEN HANGING OUT WITH HIM THE WHOLE TIME. 402 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,317 >> HA-HA-HA! 403 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,069 THESE LADIES ARE NOT FOR YOU. 404 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,403 THEY ARE FOR THE RUSTY. 405 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,740 THE RUSTY COULD HAVE ANY OF THESE WOMEN IF HE JUST PUT IN 406 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:45,616 THE EFFORT. 407 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,117 >> Pete: LINDSAY WAGNER? REALLY? 408 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,202 >> YES! 409 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,496 THE RUSTY MET LINDSAY WAGNER AT A PARTY. 410 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,331 SHE WAS TOTALLY INTO THE RUSTY. 411 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,083 WITTY BANTER WAS SHARED. 412 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,418 BUT THE RUSTY DID NOT SEAL THE DEAL. 413 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,837 THIS WAS BECAUSE THE RUSTY WAS TIRED. 414 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,216 ONLY BECAUSE OF THIS -- >> Dr. Orpheus: WE ONLY SEEK 415 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,634 PASSAGE TO MASTER CONTROL. 416 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,845 MY FRIENDS AND I DO NOT DESIRE THE RUSTY'S WOMEN. 417 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,347 >> HA-HA-HA! 418 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,099 YOU COULD NOT HAVE THESE WOMEN. 419 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,976 YOU LACK THE FLARE OF THE RUSTY. 420 00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:15,187 YOU HAVE NOT THE SKILL AND RAKISH GOOD LOOKS OF THE RUSTY. 421 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,772 >> Dr. Orpheus: YES, MASTER ID. 422 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:21,360 I HAVE SEEN THE RUSTY WORK HIS EXQUISITE JUJU WITH WOMEN. 423 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,279 IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY. 424 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,239 >> AH! YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH. 425 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:28,742 I WILL SHOW YOU TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF THE RUSTY, BUT ONLY IF 426 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:29,785 YOU PLEASE ME. 427 00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,871 >> Dr. Orpheus: WE SHALL DO YOUR BIDDING. 428 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:36,667 >> THE FLYING BABY SHALL MAKE LOVE TO THE BLACK SPECTER. 429 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:37,793 YES, YES! 430 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,336 THEY SHALL MAKE SWEET, SENSUAL LOVE FOR ME. 431 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,379 >> Quizboy: OH, NO WAY! 432 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,880 >> Pete: OUT OF THE QUESTION. 433 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:44,258 >> Dr. Orpheus: OH, YOU ASK TOO MUCH OF US, MASTER ID. 434 00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,135 THIS IS THANATOS AND EROS. 435 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,720 THEY ARE LOVE AND DEATH. 436 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,347 TO HAVE THEM COPULATE IS IMPOSSIBLE. 437 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,890 >> Pete: HUGE UNDERSTATEMENT. 438 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,475 >> THEN THEY SHALL MERELY KISS. 439 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,394 AND THEY SHALL USE THEIR TONGUES. 440 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:56,353 THIS, I COMMAND! 441 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,980 >> Quizboy: I'LL DO IT IF HE DOES. 442 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,440 >> Pete: YEAH, I BET YOU WILL. 443 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,482 >> Quizboy: OH, YEAH. 444 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,525 LIKE I WANT TO DO IT. 445 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,444 >> AND THERE SHALL BE LAUGHING AND MIRTH. 446 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,612 AND ALSO ASS GRABBING. 447 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,821 >> Quizboy: DUDE, JUST DO IT! 448 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:06,780 HE'S UPPING THE ANTE! 449 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,324 WILL YOU JUST KISS ME ALREADY?! 450 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,409 >> Dr. Orpheus: TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE! 451 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,952 >> I DEMAND KISSING! 452 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:16,040 AND ALSO I DEMAND AT LEAST SECOND BASE! 453 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,416 >> OH, COME ON. 454 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,085 YOU THINK THE MONARCH MIND INFRACTOR IS THE ONLY MESS HE'S 455 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,295 GOTTEN ME INTO? 456 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,881 >> #21: HE CALLS IT THE MONARCH MIND INFRACTOR? 457 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,675 WHY NOT THE MONARCH MIND MACHINE, OR THE MONARCH MIND 458 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,426 MUTILATOR? 459 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:28,802 BECAUSE THAT IS WAY COOLER. 460 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,387 >> OH, IT HAS ALLITERATION. 461 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,848 I KNOW. BUT THAT'S THE MONARCH. 462 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,016 OH, THANK YOU. 463 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,601 >> #21: WE MUST DRINK. 464 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,727 THIS IS TRANYA. 465 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,647 >> I HOPE YOU RELISH IT AS MUCH AS I. 466 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,774 >> #21: OH, MY GOD! 467 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:42,983 YOU KNOW THE CORBOMITE MANEUVER! 468 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:43,984 >> SURE. 469 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,569 I USED TO LOVE THE OLD "STAR TREKS." 470 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,863 IT'S KIND OF HARD TO FORGET RON HOWARD'S BROTHER. 471 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:48,656 >> #21: RIGHT? 472 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,949 HE WAS SUCH A CREEPY KID. 473 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,702 >> Quizboy: YOU ACT LIKE I WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU. 474 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,578 >> Pete: YOU DID! 475 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,454 YOU WERE INTO IT! 476 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,789 YOU GRABBED MY NIPPLE! 477 00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,415 >> Quizboy: THAT'S WHAT SECOND BASE IS! 478 00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,375 I HAD TO! 479 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,503 >> Dr. Orpheus: GENTLEMEN, PLEASE. 480 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,255 I PRESUME YOU ARE THE RUSTY'S EGO? 481 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,632 >> YOU GOT IT. 482 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,301 AND THE LITTLE GUY'S EROS, THE JERK WHO MADE THE RUSTY JOIN 483 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,636 Match.com. 484 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,055 >> Quizboy: HE'S GOT TO AT LEAST TRY TO GET SOME LOVING. 485 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:16,433 >> AND THE ONE WITH THE UMBRELLA IS THANATOS, THE JERK WHO MADE 486 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,810 THE RUSTY QUIT Match.com. 487 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,354 >> Pete: HEY, MANY OF THESE WOMEN COULD BE MURDEROUS GOLD 488 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,981 DIGGERS, OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, CARRIERS OF CHLAMYDIA. 489 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,692 >> YOU WANT ME TO HELP THESE TWO? 490 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,110 THEY'RE MY BIGGEST PROBLEM. 491 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,653 AND THOSE ROTTEN THINGS. 492 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:28,404 SCAT! SHOO! 493 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,114 WHOEVER YOU ARE, GET OUT. 494 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,867 >> Dr. Orpheus: WE WANT ONLY PASSAGE TO MASTER CONTROL TO 495 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,910 SAVE THE RUSTY. 496 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,663 HE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY AN INTRUDER. 497 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,165 IF YOU HELP US, WE ARE AT YOUR BIDDING. 498 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,418 >> OH, YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL? 499 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:46,171 OKAY. HELP ME FIX THIS. 500 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,466 >> THE GUY WAS ALL BUT CRAWLING ALREADY, MIND YOU, BUT THE BOY 501 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,344 WAS STILL ABLE TO SQUEEZE OFF TWO GOOD LEG SHOTS. 502 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,721 >> Brock: HANK DID THAT? 503 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,140 >> YEAH, FOR A...HANK, HE'S NOT A BAD SHOT. 504 00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:56,890 THANKS TO ME. 505 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:57,850 >> Hank: YOU GUYS! 506 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,059 DEAN'S HURT OR SOMETHING! 507 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,562 HE'S RUNNING AROUND THE YARD SCREAMING! 508 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,479 COME ON! 509 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,314 >> Brock: I'LL DEAL WITH THIS. 510 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,566 >> HELL NO! 511 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:09,820 I'LL DEAL WITH THIS. 512 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,364 >> Monarch: WHY ARE YOU NOT INSANE YET?! 513 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,782 WHAT DOES IT TAKE?! 514 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,202 [ SIGHS ] [BLEEP] IT IS GETTING HOT IN 515 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,454 HERE. 516 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,622 [ FLATLINE ] >> [ Slurring ] AND THEN HE JUST 517 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,041 RAN AWAY, AND I'M STANDING THERE FOR LIKE THREE HOURS BEFORE I 518 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,376 JUST LEFT. 519 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,378 >> #21: [ Slurring ] DID YOU EVER THINK, LIKE, MAYBE YOU 520 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,129 COULD DO BETTER? 521 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,589 >> HMM. 522 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,216 CAN YOU DO BETTER THAN A MAN YOU ADORE AND WHO REALLY NEEDS YOU? 523 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,762 >> #21: WELL, MAYBE LIKE A MAN WHO NEEDS YOU AND WOULD TREAT 524 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:38,015 YOU LIKE THE AMAZING WOMAN YOU ARE -- LIKE A PERFECT BEAUTY 525 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,977 CENTER WITH A COATING MADE OF PERFECT-SMART CANDY. 526 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,479 SOMEONE LIKE THAT. 527 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,981 >> OH, COME ON. THAT'S SILLY. 528 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:46,940 LIKE WHO? 529 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,276 >> #21: OH, MAYBE LIKE... 530 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,112 LIKE ME. 531 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,657 >> Quizboy: I-I-IT JUST KEEPS FALLING APART. 532 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,950 WHERE'S THE DRACULA GUY? 533 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,619 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GUY? 534 00:17:58,702 --> 00:17:59,828 >> Pete: JUST SHOWED UP. 535 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,538 HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE ANY GLUE OR SOMETHING? 536 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,748 >> Dr. Orpheus: I'M BACK! 537 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:03,499 AND I'VE BROUGHT HELP. 538 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,792 >> WHO ARE THEY? 539 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,503 >> Dr. Orpheus: THEY ARE HERE TO ASSIST YOUR LABORS. 540 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,712 YOU MUST BELIEVE ME. 541 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:12,007 THEY CAN HELP MEND YOUR LITTLE BOY. 542 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,426 >> YEAH? OKAY. 543 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,511 THEN YOU MAY PASS. 544 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,971 [ ALL GASP ] >> Quizboy: DUDE, HOW DID YOU 545 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,348 GET THOSE FROM THE ID? 546 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,767 >> Dr. Orpheus: I BEG YOU NOT TO ASK. 547 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,644 >> Dean: AAH! OH! GET THEM OFF! 548 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,187 OH, PLEASE! OH, MY GOSH! 549 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,605 >> WHAT'S GOING ON?! 550 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,898 >> DON'T LOOK AT ME. 551 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,567 HANK AND I ARE JUST TOSSING THE BALL AROUND, THEN THIS GUY 552 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,777 STARTS RUNNING AROUND LIKE THAT. 553 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,278 >> Brock: TAKE IT EASY, DEAN. 554 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:33,987 WHAT HAPPENED? 555 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:35,030 >> Dean: I DON'T KNOW! 556 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,073 JUST MAKE IT STOP! 557 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,366 IT'S BURNING! 558 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,034 >> HELLO! HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. 559 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,787 GENIUS HERE HAS A WHOLE ANT COLONY ON HIS ASS. 560 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,372 >> Brock: OH, GEEZ, DEAN. 561 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,666 YOU SAT IN THE BLACK DIRT, DIDN'T YOU? 562 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,750 >> AND SOLVED. 563 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,460 OKAY, WHO'S UP FOR ANOTHER GAME? 564 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,711 >> Dean: WHAT WAS THAT?! 565 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,673 >> OH, RELAX. IT'S JUST SPRITE. 566 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,883 >> SPRITE?! THAT'S SUGAR! 567 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,426 THEY EAT THAT. 568 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,053 YOU JUST FED THE ANTS. 569 00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,847 >> Dean: AAAAAH! 570 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,099 >> Quizboy: AM I GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE, OR IS IT GETTING 571 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,058 REALLY HOT IN HERE? 572 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,309 >> Dr. Orpheus: THE RUSTY IS DYING. 573 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,644 WE MAY BE TOO LATE! 574 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,062 >> THE RUSTY IS DYING? 575 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,313 AND YOU CAME FOR MY HELP? 576 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,816 >> Dr. Orpheus: WELL, AREN'T YOU THE SUPER EGO? 577 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,568 >> [ CHUCKLES ] OF COURSE, GOOD MAN. 578 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,612 IT'S JUST [CHUCKLES] ...IT'S JUST THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN 579 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,655 CALLED UPON IN QUITE SOME TIME. 580 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:17,906 >> Dr. Orpheus: THEN RALLY! 581 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,201 YOU ARE WHAT IS STRONG AND TRUE IN THE RUSTY! 582 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:25,414 GET US TO MASTER CONTROL, AND HELP US BANISH THE INTRUDER! 583 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,331 >> THAT'S IT? 584 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,750 EASY! 585 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,752 MASTER CONTROL. 586 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,088 THAT EASY. 587 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,257 WHOA! ALL THE DOORS ARE OPEN! 588 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,675 THAT'S NEW. 589 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,844 WELL, EVERY DOOR BUT THAT ONE, AND IT'S THE ONLY DOOR I CAN'T 590 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,887 OPEN. 591 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,388 >> Quizboy: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA DIE. 592 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,431 >> Pete: KNEW IT. 593 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,308 >> Dr. Orpheus: IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY IN? 594 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,894 >> THEORETICALLY, IF YOU COULD GET THROUGH THE TRAGIC-MEMORY 595 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,312 DUCTS, THEY LEAD EVERYWHERE. 596 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,521 >> Dr. Orpheus: CAPITAL! 597 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,315 I HAVE AN IDEA. 598 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,443 YOU WILL GO TO THE ORIGIN OF THESE DUCTS, AND YOU MUST BRING 599 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:55,611 EROS. 600 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:59,114 YOUR STRENGTH AND HIS LOVE WILL BE THE BAIT. 601 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:03,911 ONCE YOU REACH THE DUCT, YOU TWO WILL COMBINE YOUR... 602 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,121 >> DADDY? 603 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,165 >> DADDY? 604 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,292 >> DADDY? 605 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,377 >> Monarch: WHAT THE? 606 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,670 AAH! EW! NO! 607 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,797 GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! 608 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,968 NO! NO! NO-O-O-O-O! 609 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,598 [ PANTING ] W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON? 610 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:25,599 >> NOTHING. 611 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:26,767 >> #21: ANYMORE. 612 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,977 >> OH, THAT IS HUMILIATING. 613 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,480 Y-Y-YOU CAN'T JUST HOSE HIM LIKE A CONVICT. 614 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,065 >> Brock: OH, WILL YOU STOP IT? 615 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,733 THE KID'S GOT ANTS ON HIS ASS! 616 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,818 THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM! 617 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,071 >> THOSE BOYS ARE NOT YOUR PROBLEM, SAMSON! 618 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,030 THEY'RE MY PROBLEM! 619 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,740 >> Dr. Venture: YOU'RE BOTH WRONG. 620 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,992 THOSE BOYS ARE MY PROBLEM. 621 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,535 BROCK, TURN OFF THE HOSE. 622 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,746 DEAN, GET UP AND GET IN THE SHOWER. 623 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,040 HANK, STOP GIGGLING AT YOUR BROTHER. 624 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,668 HATRED, WHAT THE HELL IS CONNECTED TO MY CHEST? 625 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,961 AND SHORELEAVE... 626 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,755 I DON'T KNOW, GO DO...SOMETHING. 627 00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,050 UGH. I HAVE A HUGE HEADACHE. 628 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,372 >> Hank: ARE YOU OKAY? 629 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,166 DR. O SAID YOU'RE PROBABLY INSANE NOW AND THAT YOU'LL NEVER 630 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,292 BE THE SAME. 631 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,254 >> Dr. Venture: [ CHUCKLES ] ARE YOU KIDDING? 632 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,633 [ SIGHS ] OKAY, I'M JUST TURNING 16 AND 633 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,343 HAVING A BIRTHDAY POOL PARTY. 634 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,805 MY FATHER INVITES EVERY GIRL HE KNOWS, AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT 635 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,973 GIRLS MY AGE. 636 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,349 NO, NOT JONAS. 637 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,894 HE INVITES PLAYBOY BUNNIES AND MODELS AND, I THINK, ACTUAL 638 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,647 WHORES -- YOU KNOW, REAL PROSTITUTES. 639 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:59,985 SO THERE I AM IN MY GIANT BATHING SUIT WITH NERVOUS 640 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:03,155 PUBERTY OOZING OUT OF MY GIGANTIC PORES. 641 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,740 JUST -- JUST AWFUL. 642 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:09,411 SO, THE BAND SUDDENLY STOPS PLAYING AND I HEAR "AND NOW THE 643 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:14,332 MAN OF THE HOUR, RUSTY VENTURE!" ALL EYES ON ME, RIGHT? 644 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,127 THEN SUDDENLY, ALMOST PREDICTABLY, THE ACTION MAN 645 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:20,338 SHOOTS MY GROIN WITH A SHRINK RAY RIGHT AS THAT [BLEEP] 646 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:23,091 JACKASS COLONEL GENTLEMAN PULLS MY SHORTS DOWN. 647 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,092 >> Hank: WOW. 648 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,802 THAT'S LIKE A NIGHTMARE. 649 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,054 >> Dr. Venture: OH, NO! NO! 650 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,098 WHAT I WENT THROUGH TODAY WAS "LIKE A NIGHTMARE." 651 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,728 WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS 16, THAT IS MY LIFE.