1 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:09,718 >> DR. DONAHUE! 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:10,885 UH, HOLD UP THERE! 3 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:12,721 DR. DONAHUE! PHIL! 4 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:13,221 HEY. 5 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:14,639 >> Quizboy: OH. I-I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 6 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,598 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 7 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,477 >> DR. DONAHUE, I-I JUST GOT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR CONVERGENT 8 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:21,104 EX-MAZE -- STUNNING. 9 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,523 WE WERE ABOUT TO STOP HIS DOGGONE HEART THERE. 10 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:26,067 >> Quizboy: YOU WERE ALL READY TO SAW THAT GUY OPEN. 11 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,194 AND I'M ALL, "IT'S JUST A PAROXYSMAL AFIB. 12 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,864 YOU SHOULD MOP OUT A COX MAZE FOR THE EX-MAZE, SLAM AN 13 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:33,074 ABLATION CATH IN THE OLD GROIN, AND BINGO! 14 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,285 THE GUY COULD DRIVE HOME IN THE MORNING. 15 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:36,536 >> ASTOUNDING. 16 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,204 AND THE BOARD WAS IMPRESSED. 17 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,498 I-I'M TALKING PROMOTION IMPRESSED THERE. 18 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,208 >> Quizboy: OH, THAT'S, UH, NOT NECESSARY. 19 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,002 >> WHICH IS WHY I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU. 20 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:47,964 IT SEEMS WE DON'T HAVE ALL YOUR PAPERS ON FILE, SO WE JUST 21 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:50,300 CALLED THE JOHNS HOPKINS THERE, AND THEY -- 22 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:51,718 >> Quizboy: J-JOHNS H-HOPKINS? 23 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:52,510 YOU CALLED THEM? 24 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:53,803 NO, NO. I DIDN'T GO THERE. 25 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:54,596 >> REALLY? 26 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:55,930 OH, YOU -- YOU TOLD ME YOU DID. 27 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,223 >> Quizboy: NO. 28 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,642 I TOLD YOU I WENT TO STANFORD AND THAT I STUDIED UNDER 29 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:03,938 DR. JOHNS HOPKINSBURG -- DR. JOHNS HOPKINSBURG AT THE 30 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,273 STANFORD UNIVERSITY. 31 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:08,026 >> OH. LET ME JUST RUN AND GET DR. BENNETT, AND WE'LL -- 32 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,278 WE'LL SORT OUT THIS LITTLE OVERSIGHT. 33 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,404 I'LL JUST BE A SEC. 34 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,363 WAIT RIGHT HERE. 35 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:13,948 >> Quizboy: I WON'T GO ANYWHERE. 36 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,158 I'M GLUED! 37 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,535 LOOK. I CAN'T MOVE MY FEET BECAUSE THEY'RE STUCK TO THE 38 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:18,203 FLOOR. 39 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,412 OH -- OH, NO, LOOK! 40 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,538 IT'S LIKE MOLASSES. 41 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:24,083 [ MAKES CREAKING NOISE ] OH, I AM SO [BLEEP] 42 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:33,301 >> I KNEW YOU WERE COMING TONIGHT. 43 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:34,469 I'M AT PEACE. 44 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:35,637 JUST MAKE IT QUICK. 45 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:36,763 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 46 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:38,473 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! 47 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:39,265 DO IT! 48 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,809 COME ON, YOU [BLEEP] FREAKS! 49 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:47,524 [ COUGHING ] HEY, SEE THAT BAG HANGING THERE? 50 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:50,485 THAT'S MY [BLEEP] [ COUGHS ] EAT IT! 51 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:55,323 [ COUGHING ] [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 52 00:01:55,406 --> 00:02:05,250 [ FLATLINE ] >> Quizboy: [ GASPS ] 53 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,920 [ SCREAMING ] 54 00:02:10,755 --> 00:02:12,924 THEY LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME. TRUST ME. 55 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,008 IT WAS THE SAME GUYS. 56 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,176 WE HAVE TO GIVE IT ALL BACK. 57 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,553 >> Pete: EVERYTHING? 58 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,597 WHAT, THE SPELUNKING GEAR, THE DUNE BUGGY, THE -- THE POOL 59 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,849 TABLE IN THE SECRET LAB? 60 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,892 NOT THE SECRET -- BILLY, NOT THE LAB. 61 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,769 >> Quizboy: ALL THAT CRAP -- EVERYTHING! 62 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:25,770 >> Pete: EVERYTHING? 63 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:26,646 >> EVERYTHING? 64 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:27,981 >> Quizboy: WHAT IS THAT? 65 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:31,192 >> Pete: ROBO-BO, OUR ROBOTIC BUTLER/MANSERVANT, IN THE 66 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,111 IMPOSING, YET FAMILIAR GUISE OF BO DUKE. 67 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,196 DON'T ACT LIKE WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS. 68 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,489 >> Quizboy: WELL, WE DIDN'T! 69 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,616 YOU ASKED ME WHICH DUKE BOY I LIKED BETTER. 70 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,368 >> Pete: AND YOU SAID BO, SO TA-DA! 71 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:41,828 ROBO-BO! 72 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,162 >> Quizboy: YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT YOU WERE 73 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,081 GO-- WE GOT TO GIVE THAT HORRIBLE THING BACK, TOO. 74 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:47,208 THEY ARE [BLEEP] VAMPIRES, AND THEY'RE COMING TO SUCK ALL MY 75 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,209 BLOOD OUT. 76 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,419 >> Pete: BILLY, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. 77 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:50,879 >> Quizboy: YA THINK? 78 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,881 THREE CREEPY GUYS APPEAR ON OUR DOORSTEP AND HAND US A CHECK FOR 79 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:53,965 LIKE $10 MILLION! 80 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,092 >> Pete: WE ARE CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES. 81 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:58,303 IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR US TO GET INVESTORS! 82 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,555 >> Quizboy: WE SOLD OUR SOULS TO VAMPIRES! 83 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,724 >> Pete: WE SOLD SHARES OF OUR HOT NEW COMPANY. 84 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,058 IT'S COMPLETELY NORMAL. 85 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:07,103 >> Quizboy: I JUST SAW OUR SHAREHOLDERS MATERIALIZE OUT OF 86 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:10,064 THIN AIR, THEN STEAL THE HEART OF A 400-HUNDRED-POUND TALKING 87 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:10,648 GORILLA. 88 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:11,566 IS THAT NORMAL? 89 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:12,901 [ AIR WHOOSHES ] THEY'RE HERE. 90 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,069 [ POUNDING ON DOOR ] OKAY, I'M GONNA TELL THEM WE'RE 91 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,530 GONNA GIVE EVERYTHING BACK AND THAT THIS WAS ALL A 92 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,323 MISUNDERSTANDING. 93 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:19,365 HAND ME MY NECK BRACE. 94 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,366 >> Pete: THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 95 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,826 >> Quizboy: OH, IT DOES. 96 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,662 WHEN THE VAMPIRES TRY TO BITE MY NECK, THEY'RE GONNA GET NOTHING 97 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,581 BUT A MOUTHFUL OF FOAMY, CERVICAL COLLAR. 98 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:27,999 >> DOOR FOR MASTER BILLY. 99 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,376 >> Quizboy: I'M GONNA GO FIX THIS, OKAY? 100 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,754 BUT IF I DON'T RETURN, YOU COME FIND ME. 101 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:34,923 DON'T LET THEM MAKE ME A VAMPIRE, WHITE. 102 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:35,673 PROMISE ME. 103 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,674 >> Pete: FINE. 104 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,760 I WON'T LET THEM MAKE YOU A VAMPIRE. 105 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,054 SHEESH. 106 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,096 >> Quizboy: OH. 107 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,473 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 108 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,808 WE JUST HAD A SILLY MISUNDERSTANDING. 109 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,144 >> [ GROWLS ] >> Quizboy: NO, NO. 110 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,395 N-NO, PLEASE, NO. 111 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,229 NO, NO, NO! 112 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,857 >> Pete: BILLY? BILLY?! 113 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,568 >> MASTER BILLY LEFT WITH HIS VISITORS. 114 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,736 >> Pete: ROBO-BO! 115 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,237 GET THE CONJECT-U-CYCLE! 116 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,073 [ "DIXIE" HORN BLARES ] I HAVE A CHECK HERE FOR $50,000 117 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,039 FOR WHOEVER HELPS ME RESCUE BILLY FROM VAMPIRES. 118 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:10,249 >> Brock: WE'RE NOT MERCENARIES, WHITE. 119 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,794 WE HANDLE THE GUYS THAT NOBODY ELSE WANTS TO DEAL WITH. 120 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,463 >> Pete: WELL, THAT'S PERFECT, CAUSE NOBODY ELSE WANTS TO DEAL 121 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,506 WITH ME. 122 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,132 >> Brock: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT. 123 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,677 HUNTER, WHY DON'T YOU EXPLAIN WHAT WE DO HERE AT SPHINX? 124 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,095 >> SPHINX! 125 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,055 >> IT WORKS LIKE THIS -- IF SOMEONE POINTS A GUN AT YOU, YA 126 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,473 CALL THE POLICE. 127 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,809 IF A BUNCH OF GUYS ARE POINTING GUNS AT YOU, YOU CALL S.W.A.T. 128 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:30,228 IF THEY'RE IN SPANDEX AND POINTING A SUPER LASER, AT YOU, 129 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:31,646 YOU CALL THE O.S.I. 130 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:34,190 IF THEY'RE DRESSED REGULAR AND THEY'RE POINTING A SUPER LASER 131 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,067 AT YOUR DAUGHTER, THAT 'S WHEN YOU CALL SPHINX. 132 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,318 >> SPHINX! 133 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,195 >> SO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY WE'D GIVE A SQUIRT ABOUT YOUR 134 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:41,072 ROOMMATE BEING ABDUCTED BY VAMPIRES? 135 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:43,408 >> Pete: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BILLY HERE! 136 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:44,367 YOU GUYS OWE HIM. 137 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,369 YOU DID THE -- YOU KNOW. 138 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,245 >> SPIT IT OUT, WHITE! 139 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:47,745 THIS IS SPHINX! 140 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,538 >> SPHINX. 141 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:49,998 >> WE HAVE NO SECRETS HERE. 142 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,958 WHEN MEN LIVE AND WORK TOGETHER, IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT THERE ARE 143 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:52,667 NO SECRETS! 144 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,002 I MISS MY BREASTS! 145 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,046 INSIDE OF ME, THERE IS A WOMAN SCREAMING TO BE HEARD. 146 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,341 >> I HIT A DOG WITH MY CAR LAST WEEK BUT TOLD THE OWNER I FOUND 147 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:01,759 HIM LIKE THAT. 148 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,012 >> Brock: I ONCE JERKED OFF 12 TIMES IN ONE DAY JUST TO SEE 149 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,388 IF I COULD. 150 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,640 >> I HAD AN EROTIC DREAM ABOUT HENRY ROLLINS LAST NIGHT, AND 151 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,850 I'M STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW. 152 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,019 >> REMEMBER THAT SMELL I TOLD YOU WAS THE GARBAGE? 153 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,020 THAT WAS MY ASS. 154 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,563 I HAD CHICKEN TANDOORI FOR LUNCH. 155 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:14,355 >> YA SEE?! 156 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,523 MEN DON'T HAVE SECRETS. 157 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,025 NOW, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 158 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,151 >> Pete: FINE. 159 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,944 YOU USED BILLY AS A PAWN TO INFILTRATE THE 160 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,404 GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT. 161 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:22,071 YOU OWE HIM. 162 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:22,989 >> SON, THAT WASN'T US. 163 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,365 THAT WAS THE O.S.I. 164 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,076 IF I THROW THIS PEN AT YOUR HEAD, ARE YOU GONNA BLAME ME OR 165 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,120 HAVE A LITTLE FIST FIGHT WITH THE PEN? 166 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,289 NOW GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR BRIBE WITH YOU. 167 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:31,956 WAIT! 168 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,957 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 169 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,000 >> THE VAMPIRES. 170 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,543 WE GET THEM EVERY-- >> FINALLY! 171 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,712 SAMSON, SHORE LEAVE, WE GOT THESE BASTARDS! 172 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:38,838 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! 173 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,131 >> IT'S THE INVESTORS ALL RIGHT. 174 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:41,215 YOU HAVE MORE OF THESE? 175 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,592 >> Pete: THAT'S THE LAST ONE. 176 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,634 WE SPENT THE OTHERS. 177 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,303 >> Brock: WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK, WHITE. 178 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,722 YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT'S TAKEN MONEY FROM THE INVESTORS 179 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,015 AND LIVED TO PANIC ABOUT IT. 180 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,391 >> Pete: SO YOU'LL TAKE THE JOB? 181 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,434 >> TAKE THE JOB? 182 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,144 PALE FACE, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS JOB. 183 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:55,396 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET RID OF SPHINX! 184 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,689 >> SPHINX! 185 00:05:58,649 --> 00:05:59,901 >> Quizboy: AAH! 186 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:01,235 GEEZ, YOU'RE MONSTROUS. 187 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:02,695 >> [ Deep voice ] CLOSE. 188 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,780 I'M MONSTROSO. 189 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:04,739 LEAVE US. 190 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:06,741 >> Quizboy: WHO ARE THOSE GUYS? 191 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:07,909 >> THE INVESTORS? 192 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,494 THEY MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE... 193 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:10,745 FOR A PRICE. 194 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:13,206 >> Quizboy: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 195 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:16,209 >> A MAN, JUST LIKE YOU, IN NEED OF THE INVESTORS. 196 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,419 WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT, BILLY. 197 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,338 >> Quizboy: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME? 198 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,590 >> YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED SURGEONS ALIVE. 199 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:23,966 WHO DOESN'T KNOW OF DR. -- WAIT. 200 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:24,926 YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR. 201 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,677 YOU NEVER WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL. 202 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,138 >> Quizboy: WELL, SOME OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST ARTISTS ARE 203 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,598 SELF-TAUGHT, YOU KNOW. 204 00:06:30,681 --> 00:06:34,352 >> YES, AND SO MANY OF THEM LIVE IN SAD TRAILERS INFESTED WITH 205 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:39,107 ALBINOS, SCURRYING FROM XBOX TO PlayStation, LIVING OFF YOUR 206 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:39,982 ACCOMPLISHMENTS. 207 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,442 >> Quizboy: I'M FINE, ALL RIGHT? 208 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,194 I JUST WANT TO GIVE EVERYTHING BACK. 209 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:44,278 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 210 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,863 >> GET BACK IN BED, LITTLE GUY. 211 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,115 LET ME TUCK YOU IN. 212 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:50,827 YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFE. 213 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,161 OH, IS THAT TOO TIGHT? 214 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,288 >> THERE'S NO BLOOD GETTING TO MY FACE. 215 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,458 >> NO, BILLY, WE BOTH MADE A DEAL WITH THE INVESTORS. 216 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,585 >> WHAT -- WHAT DEAL DID I MAKE!?! 217 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,337 I SAID I'LL GIVE THE MONEY BACK! 218 00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:02,463 >> IT'S TOO LATE, BILLY. 219 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,798 NOW GET SOME SLEEP. 220 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:07,385 I WANT YOU WELL-RESTED TO ACCEPT THE INVESTORS' REAL GIFT -- 221 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,845 IMMORTALITY! 222 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:13,057 >> Pete: I RUN OUT, AND I SWEAR I SEE BILLY AND THE VAMPIRE GUYS 223 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,851 DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR. 224 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,102 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME. 225 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,353 >> HEY, IT'LL BE FINE. 226 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,146 WE'LL SAVE HIM. 227 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,814 >> Pete: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME. 228 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:22,108 I-I HAVE THAT MALFOY, SPIKE THING GOING ON. 229 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,651 I-I LOOK WAY MORE VAMPIRE THAN BILLY. 230 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:25,027 SHOULD'VE BEEN ME. 231 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,738 >> Brock: THE FOOTPRINTS SEEM TO START AND END RIGHT HERE. 232 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:30,241 >> SHORE LEAVE, RUN THIS FOOTPRINT SOIL THROUGH YOUR 233 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,160 THINGY AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 234 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,286 >> LEMONADE, GENTLEMEN? 235 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,371 >> SWEET LORD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! 236 00:07:35,454 --> 00:07:36,247 >> Pete: ROBO-BO. 237 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,832 YEAH, I GOT IT OFF THE INTERNET. 238 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:40,751 THEY ALSO MAKE A ROBO-STARSKY, ROBO-CROCKETT, AND 239 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:41,836 ROBO-THE-FATMAN. 240 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:43,129 >> IT'S DISGUSTING! 241 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:45,381 >> Brock: WHY DOES IT WALK LIKE IT HAS TO TAKE A DUMP? 242 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:46,632 >> OH, HERE'S SOMETHING. 243 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,968 THERE'S SALT IN THEIR TRACKS -- OCEAN WATER. 244 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:53,097 SALINE AT 3.4 -- ATLANTIC, SOMEWHERE NEAR THE EQUATOR. 245 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,765 >> THEN THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING! 246 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,017 YOU EVER FIX OUR SUBMARINE? 247 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,185 >> PUHLEASE! 248 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,936 WE JUST SHOVELED DIRT ON WHAT WAS LEFT OF IT. 249 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,688 >> Brock: I THINK I CAN GET US A BOAT. 250 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,024 >> Pete: IF WE'RE TAKING A BOAT SOMEWHERE, WE GOT TO STOP FOR 251 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,150 SUNSCREEN. 252 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,818 >> YOU'RE A CIVILIAN, AND YOU'RE ANNOYING. 253 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,697 THIS IS A JOB FOR SPHINX. 254 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:10,907 >> WHAT? 255 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,075 >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA -- >> OH. UH, SPHINX! 256 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,286 >> OH WE'LL RESCUE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND. 257 00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:16,704 >> YEAH, FRIEND -- FRIEND. 258 00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:19,081 >> BUT YOU'RE GOING TO A SAFE HOUSE. 259 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,793 >> I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING -- THAT'S A BUNION. 260 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,378 I THOUGHT THAT, TOO. 261 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,840 BUT DOES A BUNION LEAK YELLOW GOO WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT? 262 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:28,883 NO, IT DOESN'T. 263 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,177 SO WE HAVE A LITTLE MYSTERY HERE. 264 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,346 YEAH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH IT? 265 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:35,264 >> Pete: UH, NAH, NOT REALLY. 266 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,057 >> C'MON! 267 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,977 IT'S REALLY MUSHY IN THERE. 268 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,062 >> AW, YA LOOK GREAT. 269 00:08:41,145 --> 00:08:42,980 ME LIKE THEM DANCE COSTUMES YA GOT. 270 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,732 >> Brock: I'M WITH SPHINX NOW. 271 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:45,441 >> SPHINX! 272 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:46,776 >> Brock: IS JONAS HERE? 273 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,486 >> SORRY. BAD NEWS, GENTLEMEN. 274 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,445 JONAS IS GONE. 275 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,321 HE'S UP THERE. 276 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,405 >> Brock: OH, GEEZ. 277 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,240 I'M SORRY, MAN. 278 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,074 WE DIDN'T KNOW. 279 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:54,075 >> AH, NO, NO, NO. 280 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,076 HE'S NOT DEAD. 281 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,953 HE'S UP ON HIS SPACE-STATION THINGY. 282 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,871 LEFT ME HERE TO KEEP THE MUSEUM OPEN. 283 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,083 SINCE HE LEFT, I'VE HAD, UH -- LET'S SEE, UH -- NO VISITORS. 284 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,793 >> Brock: NOT HERE TO SEE THE MUSEUM. 285 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:04,961 >> TOO BAD. 286 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,255 I COULD HAVE CUT YOU GUYS A SWEET GROUP RATE. 287 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:07,880 OH, HEY. 288 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,131 SORRY, GRANDPA. 289 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,425 SMOKING CIGARETTES IS ILLEGAL ON SPIDER SKULL ISLAND. 290 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,802 >> WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 291 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,887 >> NO. THE WEE CHAIRMAN OUTLAWED THEM. 292 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,806 THIS HERE ISLAND IS A SOVEREIGN NATION. 293 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,182 WE GOT OUR OWN LAWS! 294 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:21,060 CIGARETTES AND LIQUOR BE BANNED, UH, BUT ON THE UPSIDE, WE GROW 295 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,437 OUR OWN POT, AND WE LEGALIZED THE GAY MARRIAGE! 296 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,730 >> I AM GONNA RETIRE HERE. 297 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,525 >> Brock: CAPTAIN, WE JUST CAME HERE TO BORROW THE X2. 298 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:28,943 >> UH, NO CAN DO. 299 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,445 CHAIRMAN NEEDED THE ENGINE TO POWER PART OF THAT FLYING THINGY 300 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,406 HE THINKS IS TOO GOOD FOR PIRATES. 301 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,699 THE X2 IS GUTTED. 302 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,117 >> GREAT. NO BOAT. 303 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,996 >> YEAH, WELL, IF YA JUST NEED A BOAT, I CAN HELP YOU THERE. 304 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,706 JUST LET ME CHANGE ME OUTFIT. 305 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:42,540 >> OH, GOOD. 306 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:43,958 YOU PUT ON YOUR LITTLE OUTFIT. 307 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,627 I ALMOST DIDN'T GIVE IT TO YOU BECAUSE IT WAS SO SMALL. 308 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,921 I WANTED TO HANG IT FROM MY REAR-VIEW MIRROR. 309 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,882 >> Quizboy: IF ANYBODY WOULD BE SENSITIVE TO MY SIZE, I FIGURED 310 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,967 IT WOULD BE YOU. 311 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:53,801 >> I AM KIDDING. 312 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:54,969 I'M SENSITIVE TO SIZE. 313 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:57,138 >> Quizboy: NOT AS MUCH AS I AM AT THIS MOMENT. 314 00:09:57,221 --> 00:09:58,139 >> AND ADMIT IT. 315 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,765 I'VE BEEN SHOWING YOU A GOOD TIME. 316 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,727 >> Brock: WELL, THE INDOOR MINI GOLF WAS COOL, AND THE BUMPER 317 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:06,105 CARS WOULD'VE BEEN COOL IF YOURS WASN'T AS BIG AS AN S.U.V. 318 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,942 >> WELL, I'M TRYING TO ENJOY MY LAST MOMENTS WITH THIS BODY. 319 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,694 I'VE WORKED MYSELF TO DEATH. 320 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,529 NOW I'LL PLAY MYSELF TO DEATH. 321 00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:15,323 >> Quizboy: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 322 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,073 I-I'M NOT READY. 323 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,241 >> YOU ARE READY, BILLY. 324 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,617 YOU HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE. 325 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,911 THE INVESTORS ARE GOING TO CHANGE ALL OF THAT. 326 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,373 >> Quizboy: IT'S JUST -- I MEAN, THERE ARE STILL SO MANY THINGS I 327 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,709 WANT TO DO BEFORE I BECOME, YOU KNOW, IMMORTAL. 328 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,837 >> WELL, AFTER OUR GAME, WE STILL HAVE BUMPER POOL AND LASER 329 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,506 TAG AND -- OOH, YOU'LL LOVE THIS -- GIANT LEGOS. 330 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,677 >> Quizboy: I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE ADULT. 331 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,346 >> GIANT...CHECKERS? 332 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,182 >> HMM. IT'S KIND OF SMALL FOR A PIRATE SHIP. 333 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,516 >> SHE'S ALMOST BRIGANTINE. 334 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,186 FOUND AN OLD SLOOP AND CHANGED HER RIGGING. 335 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,188 THE REST IS FROM A THEME-PARK RIDE. 336 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:50,733 BUT SHE'S FAST, SEAWORTHY, AND PROBABLY A MIGHTY CHICK MAGNET. 337 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:51,984 >> SHE'LL HAVE TO DO. 338 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,069 WHAT DO YOU CALL HER? 339 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,737 >> I CALL HER MANNY'S SONG. 340 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,696 >> Brock: WHO'S MANNY? 341 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,031 >> ME FIRST LOVE. 342 00:10:57,114 --> 00:11:00,534 SHE LEFT ME FOR A BLOKE NAMED CRAIG, WHO JUST SLEPT WITH HER 343 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,744 AND TOSSED HER AWAY. 344 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,412 HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE THEN. 345 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,582 I HEARD SHE WAS WITH SOME GO-NOWHERE MECHANIC NAMED JAY. 346 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,500 >> Brock: SAD. 347 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,043 DOES SHE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL? 348 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:12,380 >> UM, NO, SHE DOESN'T, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL FROM A TV SHOW. 349 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:15,424 CAPTAIN CUCKOO HERE NAMED HIS BOAT AFTER MANNY SANTOS ON 350 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,092 "DEGRASSI." 351 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,343 >> YOU'RE A LIAR! 352 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,053 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KILLED J.T. 353 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,471 >> I KNOW! 354 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,057 AND THEY HARDLY TALKED ABOUT IT, LIKE AFTER TERRI BASHED HER 355 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,141 SKULL ON THAT ROCK. 356 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,559 >> YEAH. I'M THE LIAR, ME. 357 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,396 >> IF YOU SIMPLETONS AREN'T EMBARRASSED, I'LL BE EMBARRASSED 358 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,021 FOR YOU. 359 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:29,855 LET'S SET SAIL! 360 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:30,940 WE'RE ON A MISSION! 361 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:31,607 >> SPHINX! 362 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:32,775 >> DIDN'T SAY IT. 363 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,110 >> WHA? IT WAS IMPLIED. 364 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,405 >> AVAST! WE SET SAIL! 365 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:37,988 WELL? 366 00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:38,823 >> Brock: WHAT? 367 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:39,949 WHAT WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 368 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,242 >> WE HAVE TO ACTUALLY SET SAIL. 369 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,911 LIKE, YOU GUYS HAVE TO HELP ME TIE DOWN THOSE SAILS. 370 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:56,132 >> ♪ OH, PRINCESS TINY FEET ♪ YOU ARE MY LITTLE TREAT 371 00:11:56,215 --> 00:12:02,388 ♪ BUT THEN YOU WENT AWAY ♪ ONE DISMAL DAY 372 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:09,728 ♪ I COULDN'T SAY ♪ I LOVE YOU 373 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,440 FEEL FREE TO CRY OR JUMP IN. 374 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,774 >> Pete: 1 DON'T KNOW THIS SONG. 375 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,526 >> THAT'S CAUSE I JUST MADE IT UP. 376 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,780 ♪ MY APACHE FLOWER ♪ I WANT TO DEVOUR 377 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:25,494 ♪ OR TAKE A HOT SHOWER WITH YOU ♪ 378 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,163 YEAH! 379 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:29,165 >> YOU MIGHT WANT TO HOLD THAT WITH TWO HANDS. 380 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,041 >> Quizboy: I'VE NEVER PLAYED RACQUETBALL. 381 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,168 >> YOU EVER PLAY SQUASH? 382 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:32,918 >> Quizboy: NOPE. 383 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:33,627 >> HANDBALL? 384 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,336 >> Quizboy: UH, NOPE. 385 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,463 >> WELL, IT'S LIKE THAT. 386 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,631 SERVICE! 387 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,049 YOU HAVE TO HIT IT BACK. 388 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,677 >> Quizboy: WELL, THEN, YOU HAVE TO HIT IT A LITTLE LIGHTER. 389 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,511 >> FINE. 390 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,180 I'LL DO MY LITTLE BABY SERVE. 391 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,098 BUT I'M STILL TAKING THAT POINT. 392 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,602 WHAT WAS THAT "ADULT" THING YOU WANTED TO DO BEFORE YOUR DATE 393 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:50,436 WITH DESTINY? 394 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,606 >> Quizboy: A DATE WITH A WOMAN! 395 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,065 >> YES. OF COURSE. 396 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,777 WELL, THE BIG MAN HERE HAS QUITE AN APPETITE FOR THE PLEASURES OF 397 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,114 THE FLESH MYSELF, YET I'VE NEVER FOUND A WOMAN WHO CAN SATISFY 398 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,449 ME. 399 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:06,160 >> Quizboy: I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN FIND A WOMAN THAT DOESN'T 400 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,411 RUN AWAY SCREAMING. 401 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:12,333 [ GRUNTS ] POINT! IN YOUR FACE! 402 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,292 YOU OKAY? 403 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,002 >> IT'S MY HEART. 404 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,128 IT'S DYING. 405 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,421 NO LEGOS FOR ME TODAY. 406 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,673 >> Quizboy: WE GOT TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL. 407 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,674 >> NO! 408 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,677 TONIGHT WE SHALL EMBRACE OUR DESTINY. 409 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,930 >> THE BANK IS AN OFFSHORE. 410 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:30,643 THE CHECK IS FROM GENERAL CONSOLIDATED INSURANCE -- GCI. 411 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,144 GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT. 412 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,523 >> Brock: SO WHOEVER'S HOLDING THE INVESTORS' LEASH HAS ACCESS 413 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,482 TO THE GUILD FUNDS. 414 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,483 >> GOT ANYTHING? 415 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,984 >> BILLY'S HAND EMITS A TRACER PULSE. 416 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,695 IT'S NOT ACCURATE, BUT IT SHOULD GET US CLOSE ENOUGH TO ACTIVATE 417 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,696 THE HAND'S HOMING DEVICE. 418 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,989 >> ANYTHING ON THAT CHECK? 419 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,991 >> WELL, BESIDES THE PEANUT-BUTTER PRINTS FROM BILLY 420 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,910 AND WHITE, THERE WAS A LATENT PALM PRINT. 421 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,162 DIDN'T MATCH ANYTHING ON FILE, SO I MADE IT INTO A LITTLE 422 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,914 TURKEY BY PUTTING A LITTLE BEAK ON IT. 423 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,290 IT LOOKS CRAPPY THOUGH. SEE? 424 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,459 >> Brock: YOU KNOW WHY THAT LOOKS CRAPPY? 425 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,877 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A PALM PRINT. 426 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:57,795 THAT'S A HUGE THUMBPRINT. 427 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:58,963 >> RIGHT! 428 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,840 >> ACCESS TO GUILD FUNDS, GIANT THUMBPRINT... 429 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,301 WELL, SHOULD I SAY IT, OR DO WE ALL SAY IT AT ONCE? 430 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,470 >> PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! 431 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:07,304 I WANT TO DO IT! 432 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,430 YOU DID IT LAST TIME. 433 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,473 >> ALL RIGHT. FINE. 434 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,183 >> OH, MY GOD! 435 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,602 IT'S MONSTROSO! 436 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,815 >> I'VE SIGNED A LOT A PAPERS IN MY LIFE, BUT NONE LIKE THIS. 437 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,525 THERE. 438 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,194 [ GROANS ] SOON, MY FRIENDS. 439 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:27,157 SOON I WILL HAVE NEW BLOOD IN THESE VEINS -- THE BLOOD OF THE 440 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,075 BEAST. 441 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,743 SOON. 442 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:33,956 >> Quizboy: AAH! 443 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,249 YOU'RE DRACULA BRIDES! 444 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,417 >> YES, VAMPIRES. 445 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,669 WHERE DO YOU WANT US TO BITE YOU? 446 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,170 >> Quizboy: I-I DON'T WANT TO BE BITTEN. 447 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,464 CAN YOU JUST DO THE SUCKING PART AND NOT THE BITING PART? 448 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,009 NOW, IF YOU NEED BLOOD, I'M PRONE TO NOSEBLEEDS. 449 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,429 I HAVE DRY SINUSES BECAUSE OF ALLERGIES, AND I PICK MY NOSE 450 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,763 WITH A METAL HAND. 451 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,931 THAT'S VERY NICE. 452 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,558 A LITTLE EXOTIC STRIPTEASE. 453 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,978 OR IS IT AN EXOTIC...DANCE? 454 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,939 I TOOK SWING LESSONS AT PARKS AND REC, BUT BECAUSE I'M SHORT, 455 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,358 I HAD TO TAKE THE CLASS WITH KIDS. 456 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,945 OH, OH, YOU GOT THE PANTS OFF. 457 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:09,658 AND YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING AMAZING WITH YOUR MOUTH. 458 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,912 [ HOMING DEVICE BEEPING ] >> GOT IT! 459 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,957 I ACTIVATED THE HOMING DEVICE IN BILLY'S HAND, EVERYONE. 460 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,669 AND I MAY HAVE ALSO ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATED THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER. 461 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,463 >> NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE! 462 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,297 WHERE IS HE?! 463 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,132 >> HE'S CLOSE -- VERY CLOSE. 464 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,593 I'D SAY ABOUT SEVEN MILES THAT WAY. 465 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,054 >> HARD FULL AFT RUDDER ASTERN! 466 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,472 JIB THE MAINSAIL! 467 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,931 CULLY THE SHEETS, YA SWABS! 468 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,059 >> Brock: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT ALL MEAN? 469 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:35,726 >> NOTHING! 470 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:36,894 MADE IT UP! 471 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:43,817 I'M JUST ALL EXCITED TO BE A FAKE PIRATE AGAIN! 472 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,361 >> Quizboy: WHAT HAPPENED? 473 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,904 THERE WERE WOMEN HERE, I SWEAR. 474 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,240 I HAD SEX WITH THREE WOMEN AT ONCE. 475 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,576 IT'S TIME, ISN'T IT? 476 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,119 >> I COULDN'T JUST LEAVE HIM. 477 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,331 I WAS AFRAID HE MIGHT HAVE A CONCUSSION OR SOMETHING. 478 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,042 THE LITTLE GUY WAS JUST SO CUTE AND HELPLESS. 479 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,543 I CUDDLED HIM ALL NIGHT. 480 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,796 SO I CAN SEE WHY HE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 481 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,673 I MEAN -- >> Pete: HE'S NOT MY BEST 482 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,340 FRIEND. 483 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,549 I JUST WORK WITH HIM. 484 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,052 >> AND LIVE WITH HIM AND DO EVERYTHING WITH HIM. 485 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:10,969 THAT'S BEST FRIENDS. 486 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,179 >> Pete: MAYBE. 487 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,515 BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF RUSTY AS MY BEST FRIEND. 488 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,224 >> WHAT?! 489 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,350 YOU KNOW WHAT, WHITE? 490 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,268 YOU ARE A STAR [BLEEP] >> Pete: WHA-- 491 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,647 >> YEAH. YOU HAVE THE GREATEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD, AND BECAUSE 492 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,190 HE'S NOT FAMOUS, YOU DON'T CARE. 493 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,900 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 494 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,194 >> Pete: RUSTY AND I WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 495 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,153 WE WERE INSEPARABLE. 496 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,656 >> STAR [BLEEP] >> IT'S HUGE! 497 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,242 NEVER SEEN A CATAMARAN LIKE THAT. 498 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,411 IT'S LIKE A BIG BLIMP SPIDER! 499 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,496 THAT THING IS LIKE A FORTRESS. 500 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:38,914 GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 501 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,374 >> OH, WE DON'T NEED LUCK. 502 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:43,252 WITH BROCK AND SHORE LEAVE, WE JUST NEED ALIBIS AND BODY BAGS. 503 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,378 >> TA-DA! 504 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,714 GENITAL FORMAL WEAR. 505 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,798 I'M READY. 506 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,383 >> Brock: YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT, ARE YOU? 507 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,802 >> THIS LITTLE GET-UP-AND-GO WORKS LIKE A SAMURAI MASK. 508 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,179 THEY'LL GET A GANDER AT THIS LITTLE NUMBER, AND THEY'RE 509 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:54,972 HYPNOTIZED! 510 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:55,806 >> ALL RIGHT. 511 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,057 IT'S A DUAL MISSION. 512 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,559 ONE, RESCUE THE LITTLE GUY. 513 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,937 TWO, TERMINATE MONSTROSO, THE INVESTORS, AND EVERYTHING THAT 514 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,188 GETS IN YOUR WAY. 515 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,983 >> Brock: YOU JUST REMINDED ME WHY I JOINED SPHINX. 516 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:11,363 >> SPHINX! 517 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,322 OH, MY GOD! 518 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,575 THIS WATER IS [BLEEP] FREEZING! 519 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,410 I AM NOT PROPERLY DRESSED! 520 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,162 >> Quizboy: [ SIGHS ] OKAY. 521 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,246 I'VE SIGNED IT. 522 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,706 NOW MAKE ME A VAMPIRE. 523 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,167 I'M READY TO BECOME ONE OF THE UNDEAD. 524 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,543 THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE! 525 00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,086 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 526 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:26,920 VAMPIRE? 527 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,172 I CAN'T MAKE YOU A VAMPIRE. 528 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,465 >> Quizboy: WHAT? 529 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,633 ISN'T THAT WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT -- THESE PAPERS, THE 530 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,178 VAMPIRE BRIDES, THE IMMORTALITY CRAP, THOSE GUYS? 531 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,262 >> LEAVE US. 532 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,223 YOU HAVE ME AND THE INVESTORS ALL WRONG, SON. 533 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:42,311 THOSE PAPERS YOU JUST SIGNED -- THOSE ARE YOUR DIPLOMAS FROM 534 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,979 MEDICAL SCHOOL, ALL LEGAL. 535 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,272 THAT IS YOUR GIFT. 536 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,317 >> Quizboy: BUT THOSE WOMEN SAID THEY WERE VAMPIRES. 537 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,777 >> THOSE WOMEN WERE PROSTITUTES. 538 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,404 THEY WOULD HAVE SAID THEY WERE CHARLIE'S ANGELS IF YOU WANTED 539 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,655 THEM TO. 540 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,449 >> Quizboy: BUT -- BUT -- BUT YOU KEPT TALKING ABOUT 541 00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,784 IMMORALITY AND YOUR NEW LIFE. 542 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,118 >> YES, IMMORTALITY. 543 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:02,873 YOU'VE BEEN BROUGHT HERE TO PERFORM A HEART TRANSPLANT. 544 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,210 KING GORILLA MADE A LITTLE DEAL WITH THE INVESTORS AND I. 545 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,755 HE GETS OUT OF HIS LIFE SENTENCE AND I GET HIS HEART WHEN HE 546 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,464 DIES. 547 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,965 >> Quizboy: OH, COME ON. 548 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,175 EVERY [BLEEP] TIME! 549 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,635 I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED. 550 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,554 I GOT KIDNAPPED TO PERFORM ANOTHER ILLEGAL SURGERY. 551 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,348 >> NO. THIS SURGERY IS LEGAL. 552 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,516 WE ARE FAR FROM U.S. 553 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,934 RESTRICTIONS. 554 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,479 AND WITH YOUR NEW DIPLOMA, YOU WILL GET THE CREDIT, FAME, AND 555 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,772 FORTUNE YOU DESERVE. 556 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:30,442 YOU WILL BE A LEGEND, AN IMMORTAL. 557 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,402 >> Quizboy: [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, BABY FAE. 558 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,445 IT'S BILLY TIME. 559 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,947 LET'S MAKE HISTORY. 560 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,166 [ BOMB BEEPS ] [ GUN COCKS ] 561 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:57,886 [ ALARM BLARING ] >> SUCKERS. 562 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,472 MM. I USED TO DO THAT WITH A TENNIS BALL TO MY DOG. 563 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,975 >> Brock: I'M GONNA WORK MY WAY UP TO THE MAIN DECKS. 564 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,144 WHEN THIS IS SECURE, HEAD UP. 565 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,189 [ MONITOR BEEPING ] >> [ GRUNTS ] 566 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,333 >> HI. 567 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,210 IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, I PULL THE TRIGGER. 568 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,713 >> OKAY. JUST TAKE THAT GUN OFF OF MY BACK. 569 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,256 >> NO, NO. THAT'S NOT MY GUN. 570 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,175 THAT'S AN INDICATOR OF HOW EXCITED I AM TO DO THIS TO YOU. 571 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,762 THAT IS MY GUN. 572 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,973 [ HEART BEATING ] [ GUNFIRE ] 573 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,488 >> Brock: [ SIGHS ] MAN, I'M GLAD IT'S YOU. 574 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,325 I THOUGHT THAT THOSE GUYS WERE MAGICALLY SHOOTING BULLETS FROM 575 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:01,825 THEIR BODY. 576 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:02,826 >> RIGHT? 577 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,202 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND THEM. 578 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,705 I THOUGHT THEY WERE THROWING KNIVES OUT OF THEIR BACKS. 579 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,497 >> Brock: MAGIC GUYS. 580 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,582 THAT SUCKS. 581 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,250 I THOUGHT WE FINALLY HAD THOSE BASTARDS. 582 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,752 >> WELL, WE STILL HAVE MONSTROSO. 583 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,462 HE'S NOT MAGIC, BUT HE IS A GIANT. 584 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,424 >> Brock: [ CHUCKLES ] WE HAVE A COOL JOB, SHORE LEAVE. 585 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,843 >> IT IS TOTALLY COOL. 586 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,053 OKAY, I'M GONNA HEAD THAT WAY. 587 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,598 FIRST ONE TO FIND A TALKING HARP WINS. 588 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,266 [ HEART BEATING ] [ MONITOR BEEPING ] 589 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,935 [ DOOR OPENS ] >> Quizboy: BROCK? 590 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,311 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 591 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,604 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 592 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,940 >> Brock: WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS BOAT FOR TWO DAYS. 593 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:33,649 >> Quizboy: BOAT? 594 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,650 I'M ON A BOAT? 595 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,526 HE HAS A MINI-GOLF COURSE ON A BOAT? 596 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,819 >> Brock: OH, YEAH. IT'S HUGE. 597 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,862 WHITE TIPPED US OFF TO THIS. 598 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:39,863 >> Quizboy: WHITE. PBHT. 599 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,448 LIKE HE CARES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT ME. 600 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,367 >> Brock: HE OFFERED US 50 GRAND TO SAVE YOU. 601 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,452 >> Quizboy: WHAT BOARD GAME WAS THE MONEY FROM? 602 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:46,203 >> Brock: AW, COME ON BILLY. 603 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,621 HE CARES. 604 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,457 AND MONSTROSO THERE HAS BEEN USING THOSE INVESTORS OF HIS TO 605 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,834 DO STUFF THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT. 606 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,212 >> Quizboy: HE GAVE ME MORE THAN YOU GUYS EVER DID. 607 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,255 AFTER I FINISH THIS TRANSPLANT, I'LL BE FAMOUS. 608 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,800 AND I'M GONNA GET A REALITY SHOW, AND I'M GONNA MARRY YOUNG 609 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,344 MODELS THAT WOULDN'T LOOK AT ME BEFORE MY TV SHOW. 610 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,720 I AM DONE WITH WHITE! 611 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:04,972 HE'S HOLDING ME BACK. 612 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,223 >> Brock: ALL RIGHT. 613 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,100 YOU FINISH UP THAT TRANSPLANT. 614 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,727 YOU LIVE WITH ALL THAT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS. 615 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,145 IT NEVER COMES OFF, BILLY. 616 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,064 THE BAD BLOOD STAINS YOUR HANDS. 617 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,275 IF YOU CAN LIVE WITH KNOWING THAT YOU GAVE THAT KILLER A 618 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,778 SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE, THEN YOU FINISH UP. 619 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,405 >> Quizboy: [ SIGHS ] FINE. 620 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,324 MAN, YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AT THOSE COWBOY SPEECHES. 621 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,826 BUT I CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY. 622 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:29,329 WE DOCTORS TAKE A HIPPOCRATIC OATH, AND IT SAYS WE SHALL NEVER 623 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,831 WILLINGLY HARM A PATIENT. 624 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:32,416 >> Brock: BILLY, YOU'RE NOT A REAL DOCTOR. 625 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,711 >> Quizboy: WELL, I MAY NOT HAVE A DEGREE OR SPEND A FORTUNE ON 626 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,088 MED SCHOOL, BUT I AM A DOCTOR. 627 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:41,049 I'M A REAL DOCTOR, AND I'M ONE OF THE BEST. 628 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,760 >> Brock: [ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THOSE 629 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,346 COWBOY SPEECHES, TOO. 630 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,265 OKAY. FINISH HIM UP. 631 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,642 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 632 00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:18,795 >> Quizboy: THAT'S GOOD. JUST GIVE IT A LITTLE SQUEEZE. 633 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,049 YOU KNOW, DON'T OVEREXERT YOURSELF. 634 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:22,924 >> S-SORRY. 635 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,426 I BROKE ANOTHER ONE. 636 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,969 >> Quizboy: VERY WELL. 637 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:31,641 LET'S GET SOME REST HERE, MR. MONSTROSO. 638 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,726 >> Brock: HEY. 639 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:36,563 IS HE WELL ENOUGH SO I CAN KILL HIM YET?