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>> Dr. Venture: DEAN, STOP
PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD AND EAT
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SOMETHING.
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>> Dean: I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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AND I'M A VEGETARIAN NOW.
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I DON'T EAT FACE.
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>> HEY, UH, MORE JAVA, DOC?
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, LORD, YES.
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>> Hank: YEAH, HIT ME UP, TOO,
WILL YOU?
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>> Dr. Venture: UP-BAP-BAP.
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NO CAFFEINE FOR THIS ONE.
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THE LAST TIME YOU GOT AHOLD OF
SOME DARK CHOCOLATE, YOU WERE UP
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TWO NIGHTS STRAIGHT DESTROYING
MY WALLS TO BUILD A MURPHY BED.
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>> Hank: MURPHY BEDS.
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YOU STILL HAVEN'T FOUND ALL OF
THEM.
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I'M THAT GOOD!
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>> WELL, LET'S JUST SEE HOW GOOD
YOU ARE AT GETTING THOSE DISHES
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SPOTLESS, HUH?
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YOU'RE ON K.P., LITTLE MAN.
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>> Dr. Venture: MMM!
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[ HELICOPTER APPROACHING ]
>> Hank: OH, DON'T RUB IT IN!
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT IS THIS,
ARABICA?
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>> BLACKHAWK.
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>> Dr. Venture: HUH.
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NEVER HEARD OF IT.
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MOUNTAIN GROWN?
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>> NO, MILITARY. ONE OF OURS.
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[ THUDS ]
AND IT'S ON OUR ROOF NOW.
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>> BOO-YAH!
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HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
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>> Dean: MAY I BE EXCUSED?
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>> ALL CLEAR, SIR.
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KITCHEN IS SECURE.
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>> AS YOU WERE, SOLDIERS.
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>> HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
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>> DR. VENTURE, WE NEED TO
TICKY-TALK.
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>> Dr. Venture: THE ARMY DOESN'T
HAVE A PHONE?
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>> NO, YOU DON'T.
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MY BOYS CUT YOUR LINES AS A
SECURITY PRECAUTION.
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>> Dr. Venture: GREAT!
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I'LL ADD THAT TO THE BILL FOR MY
WINDOWS.
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT?
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>> PACK YOUR BAGS FOR TROPICAL
CLIMES!
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A PIECE OF ORDNANCE YOU SOLD ME
IS ON THE FRITZ.
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I NEED YOU ON SITE DOWN IN
PUERTA BAHIA TO FIX IT -- ASAP!
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT, DID YOU
LOSE THE MANUAL?
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WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR?
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>> 'CAUSE IT'S STILL UNDER
WARRANTY, AND IT'LL ONLY TALK
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TO YOU.
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>> Dr. Venture: DEAN!
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DEAN?
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WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE.
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>> Dean: YAY FOR YOU.
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>> Dr. Venture: I TAKE IT FROM
YOUR OH-SO-JEJUNE RETORT YOU'RE
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NOT COMING THEN?
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FINE.
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WELL, IF TED CALLS, TAKE A
MESSAGE AND TELL HIM I'LL BE
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BACK IN LIKE A DAY OR TWO, OKAY?
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DEAN?
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>> Dean: I SAID OKAY!
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, NO, YOU D--
HE DIDN'T, RIGHT?
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DID YOU HEAR HIM?
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>> Dean: HEY, BOY.
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YOU LOOK KIND OF BLUE.
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SOMETHING BUGGING YOU?
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>> [ BEEPS ]
>> Dean: I THINK I MIGHT.
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YOU'RE NOT HAPPY BEING A GIANT
ROBOT SPIDER ARE YOU?
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>> [ BEEPS ]
>> Dean: WALKING EYE. SORRY.
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I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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I DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE WHAT
POP WANTS ME TO BE, EITHER.
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>> BOY, THESE JPADS YOUR BROTR
CONCOCTED ARE SOMETHING ELSE,
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HUH?
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LOOK AT US -- BRIEFING ON THE
GO AT 30,000 FEET.
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WHOO-EE!
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>> Dr. Venture: MEH, I MISS THE
OLD-SCHOOL BRIEFINGS -- THE
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SMOKE-FILLED ROOMS, THE SOFT
CLATTER OF THE PROJECTOR --
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE NEWS OUT
OF PUERTA BAHIA?
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'COURSE NOT. IT'S CLASSIFIED.
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WELL, A BUNCH OF NO-GOOD
COMMIES BEEN TRYING TO TAKE
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OVER THE PLACE.
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>> Dr. Venture: COMMUNISTS?
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WOW. THEY STILL MAKE THOSE?
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>> AND UNCLE SAM, HE'S GOOD PS
WITH EL PRESIDENTE.
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HE TOLD US TO GIVE HIM A
HELPING HAND.
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ONLY HE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE NO
FINGERPRINTS.
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AND THAT'S WHY WE SENT YOUR
VENTURESTEIN DOWN THERE -- PUT
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THE KAMIKAZE KIBOSH ON THEIR
LITTLE REVOLUTION.
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AND THEN JUST LIKE THAT --
POOF! -- THEY VANISHED.
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NOW, WE BELIEVE HE ABSCONDED
WITH THE REST OF THE STEINS TO
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THE JUNGLE SOUTHWEST OF CAPITAL
CITY.
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>> Dr. Venture: BELIEVE?
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IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN SURE WHERE
HE IS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND
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HIM?
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>> WITH THE ONE THING YOU DIDT
SCREW UP THE FIRST TIME.
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RADIOACTIVE DYE YOU JUICED HIM
WITH -- JPAD HERE CAN TRACK IT
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ONCE YOU'RE WITHIN A COUPLE OF
KLICKS.
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THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT.
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>> Hank: YOU MEAN A TRAP FOR
THAT!
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?
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>> Hank: VENTURESTEIN IS LURING
US THERE!
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HE WANTS TO MEET HIS MAKER
FACE-TO-FACE SO HE CAN KILL YOU.
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>> Dr. Venture: HANK, DON'T BE
PARANOID.
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VENTURESTEIN AND I GOT ALONG
FAMOUSLY.
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>> THAT'S EXACTLY WHY WE THINK
HE'LL LET YOU IN CLOSE.
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>> Hank: I'M JUST SAYING.
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IF WE GET THERE AND HE'S IN A
PAIR OF BICYCLE SHORTS TALKING
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ABOUT "TEARS IN THE RAIN," YOU
RUN LIKE HELL BECAUSE HE IS
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THERE TO SMUSH YOUR HEAD!
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>> AH, YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY
ABOUT HIM GOING ALL "ROY BATTY"
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ON YOU.
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IF YOU CAN'T TALK HIM DOWN, ALL
YOU GOT TO DO IS CLICK THAT
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LITTLE ICON THAT LOOKS LIKE A
CHERRY BOMB.
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>> Dr. Venture: THEN WHAT?
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>> THEN YOU RUN LIKE HELL.
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'CAUSE THAT JPAD YOU'RE HOLDING
COMES FAT-PACKED WITH
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FACTORY-INSTALLED C-4.
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>> Dr. Venture: W-WAIT!
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YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM?
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>> NO, HE WAS ALREADY DEAD ONCE
MAN!
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WHERE'S YOUR MORAL DILEMMA?
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>> Dr. Venture: NO, IT'S NOT
THAT!
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IT'S JUST YOU, UH...HAVEN'T
MENTIONED THE LITTLE MATTER OF
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MY...COMPENSATION.
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>> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.
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LET ME SEE HERE...
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>> Dr. Venture: I MEAN, I'M
ALREADY OUT OF POCKET HERE ON
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SUPERSONIC JET FUEL --
>> HOW'S THIS FOR OUT OF POCK,
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HUH?
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'CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU
GAVE YOUR UNCLE SAM WHEN YOU
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SOLD HIM A BUSHEL OF DEAD
LEMONS!
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NOW FIX IT!
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>> Attention, unidentified
aircraft.
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You are entering controlled
airspace.
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Turn back now.
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>> Dr. Venture: UH, HELLO?
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THIS IS DR. THADDEUS S. VENTURE.
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TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING?
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>> WE GOT INCOMING.
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>> Hank: I'M OUT OF HERE.
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>> WHAT THE HECK?
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TOO BIG TO BE A MISSILE, TOO
SLOW TO BE A JET.
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WHAT COULD --
[ METAL SCRAPING ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> WE LOST CABIN PRESSURE!
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>> Dr. Venture: REALLY?
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THAT'S WHAT CONCERNS YOU.
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>> Hank: GO TIME!
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ALL RIGHT, DO NOT DEPLOY TILL
YOU'RE BELOW 500 FEET SO THE
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ENEMY WON'T SPOT YOUR CHUTES.
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IF WE LOSE EACH OTHER IN THE
SHIT, REGROUP AT THE
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RENDEZVOUS POINT AT 2400 HOURS!
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>> Dr. Venture: RENDE--
HANK, WAIT!
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>> Hank: PLEASE BE PROMPT!
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>> Dr. Venture: THAT'S NOT A...
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>> Hank: [ WHIMPERS ]
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THIS IS NOT A PARACHUTE!
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>> GOOD GRAVY.
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THAT BOY IS GONNA GET HIMSELF
KILLED!
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>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, LIKE WE'RE
DOING GREAT.
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[ PTERANODON SCREECHES ]
>> CAN'T...SHAKE HIM!
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GET OFF, YOU DAMN PEST!
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YEAH, I THINK HANK MIGHT HAVE
HAD THE RIGHT IDEA.
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HANG ON!
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Dr. Venture: OH, THIS IS MUCH
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BETTER.
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>> AT LEAST I GOT A CLEAR SHOT
NOW.
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>> Dr. Venture: DON'T!
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> Dr. Venture: AAH!
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>> AAH!
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>> Dean: UH...
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AH!
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UH-HUH.
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AAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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>> WELL, HI, THERE, MISTER, UH,
VENTURE.
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MY NAME IS MARSHA BACKWOOD, AND
I AM RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION TO
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THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS.
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>> Dean: UH, 'KAY.
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>> OH, PARDON ME.
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BUENOS DíAS.
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DóNDE ESTáS SEÑOR VENTURA?
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>> Dean: PUERTA BAHIA.
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>> UH, I'M SORRY.
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THAT'S ALL THE SPANISH I KNOW.
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>> Dean: NO, HE WENT TO
PUERTA BAHIA.
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>> OH!
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WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHEN HE'LL BE
BACK?
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RETURN-O A CASA?
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>> Dean: [ SIGHS ] NO!
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THE ARMY DRAGGED HIM AWAY FOR
SOMETHING.
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NOW, BUENAS TARDES.
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I'M BUSY HERE!
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>> GET ME GENERAL MANHOWERS.
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AND FIND OUT IF THAT GARDENER'S
LEGAL.
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>> Dean: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY.
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H.E.L.P.eR., I'M JUST GONNA
SWITCH YOU OFF FIRST WHILE --
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>> [ PANICKED BEEPING ]
>> Dean: AAH! NO! EASY, BOY!
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IT'S OKAY!
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I PROMISE IT WON'T HURT!
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H.E.L.P.eR.!
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WAIT!
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I CAN MAKE IT ALL BETTER!
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[ BEEP ]
>> Dr. Venture: WELL,
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H.E.L.P.eR. SHOULD BE HERE ANY
MINUTE, ASSUMING HE SURVIVED THE
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CRASH.
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>> SURVIVED THE -- YOU KNOW WE
DIDN'T BRING H.E.L.P.eR. WITH
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US, RIGHT?
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>> Dr. Venture: RI-I-GHT.
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UM, ANY LUCK GETTING HANK?
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>> DEAD.
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HIS WATCH, I MEAN.
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STATIC.
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I'M GETTING A LOT OF --
NOBODY'S DEAD, JUST PUT THAT --
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>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, LET'S JUST WAIT HERE TILL
HE SHOWS UP THEN.
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WITHOUT THAT JPAD, I DON'T HAVE
A CLUE WHERE WE'RE GOING ANYWAY.
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>> DR. VENTURE? DR. VENTURE!
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COME ON, NOW, PICK UP.
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AW, I GOT NOTHING BUT SKY HERE.
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WHAT IN BLAZES?
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UGH, I'M GONNA THROW UP!
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[ GASP ] YOU!
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>> Dr. Venture: UGH, GOD, I HATE
THE JUNGLE.
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IT'S HOT. IT'S DAMP.
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EVERYTHING'S ALIVE.
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HERE, LOOK AT THIS.
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SEE THIS STICK?
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NO, YOU DON'T.
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'CAUSE GUESS WHAT -- IT'S A BUG.
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IT'S A STICK BUG.
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[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
UGH! DISGUSTING.
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AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
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>> Shh! YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
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>> Dr. Venture: I HEAR YOU
CHANGING MY SUBJECT.
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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
>> SOMEONE'S COMING. GET DOWN!
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>> Dr. Venture: UGH, URINE
EVERYWHERE!
236
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>> Shh!
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>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> [ SNORTING ]
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT THE HELL
ARE THOSE THINGS?
239
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THEY WEREN'T IN THE BRIEFING.
240
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>> YOU DIDN'T MAKE THEM?
241
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>> Dr. Venture: NO!
242
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OH, CRAP, HE HEARD YOU.
243
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HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT US.
244
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WHAT DO WE DO?
245
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>> ALL RIGHT, WE MAKE A BREAK
FOR IT.
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I'LL DIVERT THEM, YOU RUN WEST.
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READY?
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NOW!
249
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HEY, PRETTY BOY!
250
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JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN CALLED!
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SHE WANTS HER FACE BACK!
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>> [ HISSES ]
[ SNARLS, GROWLS ]
253
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>> OH, MY GOD!
254
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THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
255
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CHEETAH-MAN IS CRAZY-FAST!
256
00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:06,986
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS
THINKING!
257
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>> Dr. Venture: CLIMB UP A TREE!
258
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CHEETAHS CAN'T CLIMB!
259
00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,574
THEY DON'T HAVE RETRACTABLE
CLAWS!
260
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>> NEITHER DO I!
261
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OH, I AM BEING DISEMBOWELED!
262
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHAKE A
BAG OF POUNCE AT HIM!
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>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Dr. Venture: AAH!
264
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>> Hank: [ GROANING ]
265
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HANK'S WAR JOURNAL, ENTRY NUMBER
ONE.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I WAS OUT.
267
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THE RUMBLE IN MY TUMMY TELLS ME
IT'S BEEN AT LEAST FOUR HOURS.
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[ BEEP ]
HANK'S WAR JOURNAL, ENTRY NUMBER
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TWO.
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MY TEAM FAILED TO RENDEZVOUS,
AND THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING THEIR
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WATCHES.
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I AM ON MY OWN, STRANDED BEHIND
ENEMY LINES.
273
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I'LL NEED MY STRENGTH TO SET UP
BASE CAMP.
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THANKFULLY, MOTHER NATURE
PROVIDES FOR HER CHILDREN.
275
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HMM.
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>> Dr. Venture: [ SNORING ]
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
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>> Dr. Venture: HUH?
278
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>> FATHER!
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>> Dr. Venture: [ Strained ]
HANK WAS RIGHT!
280
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>> VENTURESTEIN TERRIBLY SORRY.
281
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N-NOT MEAN DO THAT.
282
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UH, OLD HABIT.
283
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>> Dr. Venture: WOW.
284
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YOUR DICTION'S REALLY COME A
LONG WAY SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.
285
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,245
GOOD VENTURESTEIN.
286
00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:42,498
>> YES, ARMY TEACH VENTURESTEIN
MAKE MORE GOOD DICTION.
287
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:45,084
>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, SYNTAX --
NOT SO MUCH.
288
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,461
>> ARMY ALSO TEACH VENTURESTEIN
SALUTE.
289
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,337
TEACH MAKE BED.
290
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,672
TEACH KILL.
291
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>> Dr. Venture: SOUNDS LIKE THE
ARMY HAD A REAL POSITIVE
292
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:52,800
INFLUENCE ON YOUR LIFE.
293
00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:54,510
WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE YOU
BACK --
294
00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:55,553
>> NO!
295
00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,305
VENTURESTEIN NEVER GO BACK!
296
00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:01,309
ARMY MAKE VENTURESTEIN COME
HERE, INFILTRATE REVOLUTION
297
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,810
PEOPLES.
298
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:06,272
ORDERS MAKE SELF-TERMINATE WHEN
DISCOVER.
299
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,650
SEVERAL STEIN OBEY.
300
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,694
THAT WHEN VENTURESTEIN SEE HIM.
301
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:15,781
HE OLDER, BUT VENTURESTEIN STILL
RECOGNIZE -- IS JORGé, LITTLE
302
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,743
SHOE BOY FROM FATHER TEACH
FILMS!
303
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,370
HE NOT KNOW VENTURESTEIN, OF
COURSE.
304
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,290
BUT AFTER HE STOP SCREAM, WE
MAKE GOOD TALK.
305
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:28,210
JORGé OPEN VENTURESTEIN EYES TO
EXPLOITATION OF PROLETARIAT.
306
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,546
CHANGE VENTURESTEIN WHOLE
OUTLOOK.
307
00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:34,008
THAT WHEN VENTURESTEIN DECIDE
QUIT ARMY, GO TO JUNGLE.
308
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,552
>> Dr. Venture: SO, YOU FELL IN
WITH A BAD CROWD.
309
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,763
YOU'RE FEELING REBELLIOUS --
THAT'S ADOLESCENCE!
310
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,389
LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER, HERE.
311
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,475
MY DEAN IS GOING THROUGH THE
SAME THING.
312
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,726
>> LET GO OF ME!
313
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,519
LET GO, YOU UNDEAD BASTARDS!
314
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,645
I DEMAND TO BE HEARD!
315
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,688
>> IS OKAY.
316
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,190
STATE GRIEVANCE, COMRADE.
317
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,901
>> WHY HAVEN'T YOU SLAIN THIS
SCIENTIST YET?
318
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,402
>> KARL, WE DISCUSS.
319
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,654
NEED FATHER TO --
>> HE KILLED TURU!
320
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,740
WE FOUND HER BODY NEXT TO HIS
PLANE.
321
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,908
HE DESERVES TO DIE!
322
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,159
HIM AND HIS CHUBBY GIRLFRIEND.
323
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,494
>> IS TRUE?
324
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,746
>> Dr. Venture: THAT'S -- HE'S
NOT MY GIRLFRIEND, HE'S MY
325
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,580
BODYGUARD.
326
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,581
>> TURU PART!
327
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:08,417
>> Dr. Venture: UM, IS TURU A
PTERODACTYL?
328
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,960
>> PTERANODON, YOU MONSTER!
329
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:10,753
>> SEE?
330
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,255
HE NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE.
331
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,549
FATHER BRING NO PAIN TO KARL.
332
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,093
KARL GO OUTSIDE, MAYBE.
333
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,094
COOL OFF.
334
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:22,765
>> [ HISSES ]
I'LL WALK MYSELF OUT!
335
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,726
[ URINATING ]
[ ZIPS ]
336
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,894
>> KARL MARK HIS TERRITORY.
337
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,687
SEND VENTURESTEIN NOT SUBTLE
MESSAGE.
338
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,564
>> Dr. Venture: [ CLEARS
THROAT ]
339
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,565
FRIEND OF YOURS?
340
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,734
>> KARL SOMETIMES HOTHEAD.
341
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,029
KARL NOT HAVE GOOD FATHER
LIKE -- LIKE VENTURESTEIN!
342
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,699
VENTURESTEIN FIND KARL FATHER
LAB FEW KLICK FROM HERE.
343
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,702
EXPERIMENT ON KARL WITH BAD
HURT-SCIENCE.
344
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,287
VENTURESTEIN LIBERATE.
345
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,541
[ GUNFIRE ]
VENTURESTEIN LEARN JUNGLE VERY
346
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,459
POPULAR WITH BAD SCIENTIST.
347
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,920
SECRET SCIENCE HURT-CAMP
EVERYWHERE!
348
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,672
LIBERATE ALL!
349
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,590
NEW FRIENDS JOIN VENTURESTEIN.
350
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:57,967
BECOME NEW ARMY.
351
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,885
COME HERE, ALL TOGETHER!
352
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,929
MAKE HOME.
353
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:04,473
THAT WHY VENTURESTEIN NEED
FATHER.
354
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,269
FATHER TELL OTHER SCIENTISTS NO
MORE HURT-SCIENCE!
355
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,730
TELL THEM FREE VENTURESTEIN
BROTHER AND SISTER.
356
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,024
>> Dr. Venture: LOOK, I KNOW YOU
THINK YOUR FATHER IS SUPERMAN
357
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,819
AND I CAN DO ANYTHING, BUT I'M
GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU HERE --
358
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,989
I DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF SWAY
IN THE SCIENCE SCENE THESE DAYS.
359
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,115
>> WHAT THIS?
360
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,784
FATHER MAKE ARMY BOX BLOW UP
VENTURESTEIN?
361
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,910
>> Dr. Venture: NO! NO!
362
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,662
I-I WAS --
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH THAT!
363
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:27,997
>> FATHER BAD!
364
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,415
SONNYSTEIN! TEDSTEIN!
365
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:30,541
TAKE FATHER!
366
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,418
FATHER NOT HELP VENTURESTEIN.
367
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,421
VENTURESTEIN HELP HIMSELF.
368
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,422
WAIT!
369
00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,215
ARMY BOX MAKE INTERNET?
370
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,969
>> Hank: HANK'S WAR JOURNAL,
STAR DATE 2112.
371
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,762
SLEEP WOULD NOT COME TO ME.
372
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,848
THE JUNGLE WOULD NOT ALLOW IT.
373
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,350
SHE HAS CLUTCHED ME TO HER
BOUNTIFUL BOSOM AND NOURISHED
374
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,936
ME, WHICH IS KIND OF NICE 'CAUSE
I NEVER HAD A MOMMY.
375
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,647
BUT SHE DEMANDS A SACRIFICE IN
RETURN.
376
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,775
[ GROANS, VOMITS ]
I'VE VOMITED AND DIARRHEAED OUT
377
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:58,486
WHATEVER WAS LEFT OF MY OLD
LIFE.
378
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,904
MY HANK'S RUN DRY.
379
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:03,449
I'M BUT AN EMPTY VESSEL, WAITING
FOR THE JUNGLE TO FILL ME WITH
380
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,533
NEW PURPOSE.
381
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,869
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
ONLY THROUGH HER WILL I BE
382
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,787
REBORN.
383
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:12,500
BUT, PRAY TELL, WHAT NEW HANK
WILL EMERGE FROM HER HOT, GREEN
384
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,250
WOMB?
385
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:17,338
HUH?
386
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,009
[ GASPS ]
YES, MOTHER.
387
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:24,762
I SHALL BECOME...A BAT.
388
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,473
[ GROANS ]
[ FARTS ]
389
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,766
OH!
390
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,434
[ DOOR OPENS ]
>> I'M SORRY SIR, I-I TRIED TO
391
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,936
STOP HER, BUT --
>> GENERAL MANHOWERS, DID YOU
392
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,646
ABDUCT ONE OF MY CONSTITUENTS?
393
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,899
NEED I REMIND YOU THAT WE HAVE A
CONSTITUTION IN THIS COUNTRY,
394
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,901
SIR --
>> AND THIS IS AN ELECTION YEAR.
395
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,071
NOW, DON'T GET YOUR TEA COZY IN
A BUNCH, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE.
396
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,949
DR. VENTURE VOLUNTEERED TO
CONSULT ON A MATTER OF
397
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,617
NATIONAL --
[ JPAD DINGS ]
398
00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,869
WHY, THIS IS HIM RIGHT NOW.
399
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:49,828
>> HELLO. I VENTURESTEIN.
400
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:50,663
>> W-WHAT'S HE...
401
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,413
NAH, NAH, NAH.
402
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,790
THIS AIN'T RIGHT!
403
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:56,460
>> I SPEAK NOW TO BROTHER AND
SISTER COMRADE STILL IN BONDAGE
404
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,003
WITH MESSAGE OF HOPE.
405
00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:02,508
[ GRUNTS ]
WE UNITED REPRESSED GROTESQUE
406
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,801
HUMANITY!
407
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:07,513
WE HERE HELP ALL WHO SUFFER FROM
SCIENTIST EVERYWHERE!
408
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:11,016
YOU WHO MADE IN LABORATORY, AND
IN TOXIC SWAMP.
409
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,228
YOU VIVISECTED ANGEL WHO SUFFER
IN SILENCE.
410
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,606
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> VENTURESTEIN FEEL YOUR PAI!
411
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,857
BREAK FREE!
412
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:23,362
CHILDREN OF THE ATOM, BREAK
FREE FROM SCIENTIST SHACKLE!
413
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,615
U.R.G.H. WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN
ARMS!
414
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,034
COME -- COME TO LAND WHERE YOU
ACCEPTED.
415
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,453
>> Dr. Venture: EH, THIS IS
GOING GREAT, HUH?
416
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,914
REMIND ME NEVER TO TAKE
GOVERNMENT WORK AGAIN.
417
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,710
>> THEY CALLED US "ABOMINATION,"
BUT TOGETHER WE BUILD
418
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,045
ABOMI-NATION!
419
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,755
U.R.G.H.!
420
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,132
>> HOLY CRAP!
421
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,634
HE AIN'T JUST GONE OFF THE
RESERVATION -- HE'S OPENING HIS
422
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,761
OWN DAMN CASINO!
423
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,013
WHERE'D SHE GO?
424
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,890
[ BEEPING ]
>> [ GROANS ]
425
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:26,383
>> [ PANTING ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
426
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:30,304
>> YOU WHO MADE IN LABORATORY
AND IN TOXIC SWAMP.
427
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:37,645
YOU VIVISECTED ANGEL WHO SUFFER
IN SILENCE.
428
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,189
>> AAH!
429
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:49,615
[ PANTING ]
>> VENTURESTEIN FEEL YOUR
PAIN!
430
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,909
>> NO!
431
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,122
>> Dr. Venture: [ FARTS ]
>> WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?
432
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,832
>> Dr. Venture: NOTHING! THE BED
CREAKED.
433
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,626
>> VENTURESTEIN!
434
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,877
VENTURESTEIN!
435
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:02,920
COME OUT HERE!
436
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,880
>> ZOINK! IS ANGRY MOB!
437
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:07,800
>> THEY HAVE TORCHES?
438
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,176
>> GIVE US THE SCIENTIST!
439
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,886
HE IS OF NO MORE USE TO YOU.
440
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,721
WE DEMAND JUSTICE FOR TURU!
441
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,516
>> YEAH, WE EXECUTED ALL OUR
SCIENCE GUYS.
442
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,559
[ SNORTS ] WHY IS YOURS SO
SPECIAL?
443
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,310
>> PLEASE, COMRADES.
444
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,229
TIME FOR BLOODSHED OVER.
445
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,980
WE DAWN OF NEW ERA.
446
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,565
SOON, NEW BROTHERS AND SISTERS
COME.
447
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,192
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY'LL
COME?
448
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,027
>> AND WHERE DO YOU EXPECT TO
PUT THEM ALL?
449
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,530
>> SERIOUSLY, HAVE YOU THOUGHT
THIS THROUGH AT ALL?
450
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,074
OUR CAPACITY TO ABSORB AN INFLUX
OF IMMIGRANTS?
451
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,826
WE HAVE ZERO INFRASTRUCTURE!
452
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:34,660
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
453
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,911
>> PLEASE, COMRADES.
454
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,996
>> WE NEED A REAL LEADER WHO IS
NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT!
455
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,456
WHO IS WITH ME?
456
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,168
>> LOOK, THESE ARE ALL IMPORTANT
ISSUES, BUT WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
457
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:47,214
IS -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT THE BAT?
458
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,633
YOU GUYS HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT
THIS?
459
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,176
LIKE A MASSIVE BAT CREATURE.
460
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,762
HE'S BEEN TERRORIZING US OUT ON
PATROL.
461
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,972
>> WAIT.
462
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,098
WE DON'T HAVE A BAT GUY?
463
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,015
>> BAT GUY?
464
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:57,850
>> NO.
465
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,851
>> Both: HANK.
466
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,644
>> THEN WE WILL HUNT THIS BAT!
467
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,271
AND WE WILL KILL THE BAT!
468
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,900
AND WHEN WE HAVE DONE THIS, WE
ARE COMING BACK FOR THEM!
469
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,026
>> All: YEAH!
470
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,571
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
471
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,794
>> HE WAS SO FAST.
MAYBE EVEN FASTER THAN YOU,
KARL.
472
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,962
>> I HEARD HE'S INVISIBLE.
473
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,839
>> I HEARD HE CAN WALK THROUGH
WALLS!
474
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,882
>> HE'S JUST A MAN.
475
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,633
[ SNIFFS ]
A BOY.
476
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,762
[ SNIFFS ]
A BOY WITH A TUMMYACHE.
477
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,388
AAH!
478
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,231
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
479
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,575
AH! DAMN IT!
480
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,000
>> Hank: [ Deep voice ] HAVE NO
FEAR, GENERAL.
481
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,043
>> HUH?
482
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,878
>> Hank: THE MISSION IS IN MY
HANDS NOW.
483
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,004
>> WHO THE HELL IS THIS NOW?
484
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:09,963
>> Hank: A FRIEND.
485
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:10,756
>> HUH?
486
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,840
IS THAT THE VENTURE BOY?
487
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,008
YOU LOOK AFFRIGHT, SON.
488
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:16,970
YOU NEED TO HAVE YOURSELF A
LIE-DOWN.
489
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,096
>> [ GROWLS ]
490
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,604
GO.
491
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,900
>> Hank: THANK YOU,
VENTURESTEIN.
492
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,819
>> BATMAN!
493
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:35,864
>> Both: HANK!
494
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:36,865
>> Hank: HANK'S GONE.
495
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:37,866
CALL ME...THE BAT.
496
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,201
>> Dr. Venture: I'LL CALL YOU A
CAB.
497
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,994
I THINK YOU'VE HAD ONE TOO MANY.
498
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:41,537
>> AH, LEAVE ME.
499
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,621
SAVE YOURSELVES.
500
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,331
>> Dr. Venture: OH, STOP WITH
THE DRAMA.
501
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,833
YOU'RE NOT HURT THAT BAD.
502
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:46,583
>> NO, REALLY.
503
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,668
LEAVE ME. I WANT TO STAY.
504
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,211
>> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT,
WHAT'D YOU DRINK?
505
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,004
YOU'RE TALKING AS CRAZY AS HANK
NOW.
506
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,382
>> CRAZY IS SPENDING YOUR WHOLE
LIFE TRYING TO BE SOMETHING
507
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,842
YOU'RE NOT.
508
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,385
I'M A FREAK, DOC.
509
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,344
A-A MONSTER.
510
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,888
I CAN'T HACK IT IN THE STRAIGHT
WORLD.
511
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,809
I-I WANT TO SPEND MY AUTUMN
YEARS IN A PLACE WHERE I'LL BE
512
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,896
ACCEPTED, WITH A VAGUELY
PARAMILITARY VIBE AND ABSOLUTELY
513
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,064
NO CHILDREN WHATSOEVER.
514
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,232
>> THERE THEY ARE!
515
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,358
SLAUGHTER THEM!
516
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,193
>> LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF
HERE!
517
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,028
>> Hank: TO THE HANKMOBILE!
518
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,947
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
519
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,972
HEAD FOR THE BEACH.
520
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,640
[ BEEPING ]
521
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,945
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?
>> Dr. Venture: TELL ME YOU'VE
GOT A HANK-BOAT.
522
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,071
>> Hank: WAIT FOR IT!
523
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,781
IN 5...
524
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:00,490
4...
525
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,867
3...
526
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,204
>> TSK, TSK, TSK.
527
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,165
THE JUNGLE'S NO PLACE FOR A
JPAD.
528
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:11,960
THEY GET WET, THE WARRANTY IS
VOIDED -- AWFUL.
529
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,046
>> Hank: [ SIGHS ] I GOT NOTHING
LEFT, POP.
530
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,631
I'M GETTING DROWSY.
531
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,007
WHOO.
532
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,051
SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT BIG CRAB
DINNER BEFORE THE MISSION.
533
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,970
>> Dr. Venture: NO, LOOK, I-I'M
NOT LIKE THE OTHER SCIENTISTS,
534
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,305
OKAY?
535
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,723
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
VENTURESTEIN WAS DOING BEFORE
536
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,265
THIS?
537
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,558
HE WAS DEAD!
538
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,102
AND BEFORE THAT, HE WAS A
HENCHMAN FOR SOME PRICK IN A
539
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,103
BUTTERFLY COSTUME.
540
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,313
TWO, ACTUALLY.
541
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,398
I SAVED HIM!
542
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,984
I GAVE HIM LIFE!
543
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,446
[ ALL WHIMPERING ]
>> [ BEEPING EXCITEDLY ]
544
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,280
H.E.L.P.eR.!
545
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,866
THANK HEAVEN! KILL THESE GUYS!
546
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,910
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> WAIT! LOOK!
547
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:46,703
ON THE HORIZON!
548
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,254
>> YOU SEE, COMRADES?
549
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,633
IS GLORIOUS NEW DAWN
VENTURESTEIN PROMISE.
550
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:08,141
ABOMI-NATION ALL COME -- BY SEA
AND BY AIR!
551
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,351
>> EXCUSE ME!
552
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,644
PARDON-A ME!
553
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:14,189
THAT MAN YOU'RE HOLDING IS A
CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES!
554
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:17,192
I AM CONGRESSWOMAN
MARSHA BACKWOOD, AND I AM HERE
555
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,946
TO NEGOTIATE H--
OH, DID SOMEBODY LOSE AN iPAD?
556
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:25,117
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Dr. Venture: YEAH, I CAN FIX
557
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,034
THIS.
558
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,996
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
559
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:57,566
>> AND FRESH FROM HER RECENT
FACT-FINDING MISSION, HERE TO
GIVE US HER UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE
560
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,402
ON THIS PUERTA BAHIA SITUATION
IS CONGRESSWOMAN
561
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:01,486
MARSHA BACKWOOD.
562
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,197
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU,
563
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,615
MR. SECRETARY-GENERAL.
564
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:10,287
I HERE TODAY TELL ALL --
ABOMI-NATION PROUD, HEARTY
565
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:10,996
PEOPLE.
566
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,122
>> Dr. Venture: BOYS?
567
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,123
COME ON DOWN.
568
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:14,249
IT'S ON.
569
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,209
DEAN?
570
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,544
HANK?
571
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,380
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Both: ♪ OOOOH
572
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,049
>> HOLD ON, STOP! STOP! STOP!
573
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,133
WHAT THE "F"?
574
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,384
H.E.L.P.eR. SOUNDS LIKE CRAP
NOW.
575
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,385
>> Hank: I KNOW, RIGHT?
576
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,471
MAN, FRIGGIN' DEAN.