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>> [ GASPS ]
FASCINATING!
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YOU WERE RIGHT, RODNEY!
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THE WRECK OF THAT OLD TRIREME IS
FULL OF ANCIENT DRACHMAS!
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>> HECK, THAT'S GREAT NEWS, DOC.
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BUT WE'VE GOT A WEDDING TO GET
TO!
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>> JACKIE O!
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I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN.
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H.E.L.P.eR.!
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>> [ BEEPS ]
>> STOW THOSE FOR ME, WOULD YOU?
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>> YAH!
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>> [ WARBLES ]
>> I SLAYED THE MINOTAUR!
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>> "SLEW."
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YOU SLEW THE MINOTAUR, RUSTY.
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AND I BROUGHT YOU ALONG TO
GREECE TO EXPOSE YOU TO THE
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CLASSICS, NOT TO PLAY
"MAD MONSTERS PARTY."
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>> AHOY!
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LAST PARTY BOAT TO SKORPIOS!
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
ACTION!
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>> UH, NOW, DON'T WAIT UP, RUST.
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DADDY WON'T BE BACK TILL LATE.
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PLATO'S "REPUBLIC," BOOKS I
THROUGH IV, AND THEN STRAIGHT TO
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BED!
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>> Dr. Venture: SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Quizboy: THE GREEK SPINACH
PASTRY?
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>> Dr. Venture: THE GREEK
FESTIVAL!
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THREE DAYS OF FUN IN THE SUN ON
THE MOST SECLUDED ISLAND IN
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GREECE -- SPANIKOS!
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I FIRST DISCOVERED ITS SULTRY
PLEASURES AS A YOUNG BOY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY I HAD MY
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FIRST "SOLO ADVENTURE" THERE.
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>> Pete: EWW.
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IS THAT A EUPHEMISM?
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>> Dr. Venture: GET YOUR MIND
OUT OF THE GUTTER, WHITE, AND
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INTO THE SPARKLING SEAS AND
SHIMMERING SANDS OF SPANIKOS!
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I HAVEN'T MISSED A SPANAKOPITA
IN 20 YEARS.
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AND THIS YEAR, IT JUST SO
HAPPENS THAT TWO SLOTS HAVE
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OPENED UP.
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HANK'S GOT HIS ROCK-'N'-ROLL
CONCERT, AND DEAN'S GOT, UM...
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>> Dean: PLANS.
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>> Hank: NOW, THAT'S A
"EUPHENISM."
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>> Dr. Venture: SO, WHAT DO YOU
SAY?
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>> Quizboy: COUNT US IN!
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>> Pete: I DON'T THINK SO.
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>> Both: WHAT?!
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>> Quizboy: WHY?
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>> Dr. Venture: WHY DON'T YOU
THINK IT OVER WHILE I REFRESH
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YOUR DOC-TAILS?
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BILLY, YOU HAD THE HOT MUMMY,
RIGHT?
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WHITE, ANOTHER SLIM GIN FIZZ?
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>> Pete: EH, STILL WORKING ON MY
FIRST.
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LOOK, BILLY.
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IT'S NOT THE BEST TIME FOR US TO
JUST PICK UP AND LEAVE.
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>> Quizboy: IT'S A PERFECT TIME!
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WE'VE GOT NOTHING GOING ON!
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>> Pete: YEAH, BUT AS THE
GRAVY'S MANAGER, I SHOULD REALLY
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BE AT THE GIG.
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>> Hank: PRODUCER.
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YOU'RE NOT OUR MANAGER.
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>> Pete: WELL, WE CAN TALK ABOUT
THAT AT THE GIG.
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>> Hank: NO, WE JUST TALKED
ABOUT IT.
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YOU'RE NOT OUR MANAGER.
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>> Dr. Venture: WELL!
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DO WE HAVE A VERDICT?
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>> Pete: THANKS, BUT NO THANKS,
RUST.
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>> Quizboy: OH, COME ON!
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WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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>> Pete: YOU COME ON!
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FUN IN THE SUN? SPARKLING SEAS?
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WHAT -- DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT
OUT FOR YOU PEOPLE?
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I AM AN ALBINO!
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THIS ISN'T A FASHION CHOICE.
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MY BODY LITERALLY HATES THE SUN,
ON, LIKE, A MOLECULAR LEVEL.
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>> Quizboy: COME ON!
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WE'LL GET YOU A HAT AND A BUCKET
OF ZINC OXIDE.
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IT'LL BE AWESOME!
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>> Dr. Venture: SPANAKOPITA!
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[ LAUGHS ]
HUH.
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USUALLY, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE
TO --
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WHERE THE HELL IS THE X-2 --
WHAT THE HELL IS MY BROTHER
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DOING HERE?
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>> DON'T HE USUALLY COME TO
THIS?
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>> Dr. Venture: NO, HE WASN'T
EVEN BORN -- LONG STORY.
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BOYS! LET'S GO!
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YOU COMING OR WHAT?
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>> Quizboy: NO, GREECE ISN'T ON
THE EQUATOR!
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IT'S LIKE THE SAME LATITUDE AS
VIRGINIA!
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>> Pete: [ WINCES ] AH!
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>> AYE!
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[ WHISTLES ]
>> Dr. Venture: HUH?
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IS THIS GREAT OR WHAT?
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>> UH, IT'S NOT QUITE WHAT I --
HEY, UH, HOW'D YOU FIND THIS
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PLACE, ANYWAY?
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>> Dr. Venture: GOT LOST AT SEA
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID.
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IT WAS DAYS BEFORE MY FATHER
FOUND ME.
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BUT LUCKY FOR ME, I WASHED UP
HERE, DURING SPANAKOPITA!
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>> AYE! SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Dr. Venture: SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Quizboy: YOU KNOW, I LOOKED
ONLINE LAST NIGHT.
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I COULDN'T FIND A THING ABOUT
THIS PLACE.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, YEAH, THAT'S
'CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE INTERNET
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ON THE ISLAND.
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>> Pete: WAIT. NO INTERNET?
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OH, THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER
AND BETTER.
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>> Quizboy: IT'LL BE GOOD TO GET
BACK TO NATURE FOR A WHILE.
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>> Pete: BILLY, YOU PRACTICALLY
TURNED FERAL THE LAST TIME OUR
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CABLE WENT OUT.
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>> Quizboy: THAT WAS THE
"RUNWAY" FINALE!
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>> Dr. Venture: SPANAKOPITA,
GIORGOS!
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>> AYE! DR. VENTURE!
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SPANAKOPITA!
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[ LAUGHS ]
AND WHO IS THIS?
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I THOUGHT I TELL YOU NEVER TELL
ANY OUTSIDER ABOUT SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Dr. Venture: HEH...
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WELL, I JUST THOUGHT --
>> [ LAUGHS ]
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I KID YOU!
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ANY FRIEND OF RUSTY IS A FRIEND
OF GIORGOS!
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WELCOME TO SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Both: SPANAKOPITA.
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>> Pete: ARE THEY GONNA KEEP
DOING THAT?
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>> Dr. Venture: SO, IS MY USUAL
ROOM READY?
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>> OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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A WEALTHY AMERICAN, HE COME IN
YOUR VENTURE BOAT THIS MORNING,
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OFFER GIORGOS MORE FOR ROOM.
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>> Dr. Venture: UGH!
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FREAKING JONAS.
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>> THE, UH, IMPERIAL SUITE, SHE
IS STILL AVAILABLE.
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>> Dr. Venture: IMPERIAL, EH?
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IS IT NICE?
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>> OH! [ SMOOCHES ]
MUCH NICER ROOM.
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AND ONLY MAYBE, UH, $200 MORE.
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HUH? FRIEND PRICE FOR YOU!
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>> HEY, I'M SMELLING A
BAIT-AND-SWITCH HERE, DOC.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH, DON'T BE
SUCH AN UGLY AMERICAN, HATRED.
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BRING THE BAGS UP.
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[ SCATS MUSICALLY ]
OH! HEH, HELLO.
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DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE,
MR. ST. CLOUD.
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>> Quizboy: OH, NO. NO, NO.
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NO, NO.
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>> WELL, HELLO, QUIZBOY.
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SPANAKOPITA.
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>> Quizboy: ST. CLOUD?!
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HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND US?
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>> A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME.
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>> Pete: HEY! HE'S GOT A BUBO!
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>> THE BUBO.
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HARRYHAUSEN'S A FRIEND.
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BUT, OF COURSE, EVEN BUBO PALES
IN COMPARISON TO MY LATEST
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ACQUISITION -- THE ORIGINAL TEAM
VENTURE X-2 SUPER-HYDROFOIL,
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PAINSTAKINGLY RESTORED IT TO ITS
FORMER GLORY.
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GAZE UPON IT, QUIZBOY.
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THIS IS THE CLOSEST YOU'LL GET
TO THE REAL THING OUTSIDE OF A
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PICTURE ON A V.F. LUNCHBOX.
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>> Quizboy: IT'S NEAR MINT!
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AND YOU'RE WRONG ON TWO COUNTS,
ST. CLOUD.
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THAT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL X-2.
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THE ORIGINAL --
>> WAS DESTROYED AND REBUILT IN
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1968.
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DON'T EVEN TRY TO OUT-TRIVIA ME,
QUIZBOY.
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>> Quizboy: I ALREADY DID ONCE.
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>> IT'S AS DEBATABLE AS YOUR
eBay TOP SELLER RATING, WHICH I
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FULLY INTEND TO DESTROY, JUST AS
SOON AS I FINISH DESTROYING YOUR
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VACATION.
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ GASPS ] DOC!
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[ SCREAMS ]
GET OFF OF HIM, YOU --
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>> Dr. Venture: HATRED! NO!
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STOP!
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
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THEY'RE THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE!
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IT'S A SPANAKOPITA TRADITION!
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>> SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Dr. Venture: [ WHOOPING ]
>> All: SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Dr. Venture: SPANAKOPITA!
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[ LAUGHING ]
>> HOW MUCH FOR THE FULL CHAIR
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PACKAGE?
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>> Dr. Venture: SPANAKOPITA!
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[ LAUGHING ]
>> SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Pete: GEEZ.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN RUSTY FOR
LIKE 20 YEARS, AND I HAVE NEVER
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SEEN HIM LIKE THIS.
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>> Quizboy: WHAT -- HAPPY?
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I KNOW. IT'S KIND OF CREEPY.
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>> Pete: YEAH, SPEAKING OF
CREEPY, I THINK MY SKIN IS
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SUFFOCATING.
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YOU GOT TO LEAVE A BARE PATCH
WHEN YOU PUT THE ZINC ON.
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>> Quizboy: PLEASE!
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THAT'S A TOTAL MYTH.
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>> Pete: IS NOT!
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WHAT -- YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
"GOLDFINGER"?
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>> DID SOMEBODY SAY
"GOLDFINGER"?
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I SEE YOU RECOGNIZED MY OUTFIT,
AS WORN BY MR. GERT FROEBE IN
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THE PIVOTAL POOLSIDE BRIDGE
SEQUENCE.
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>> Quizboy: ST. CLOUD, YOU
POISONOUS SNAKE!
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THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
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>> MM, A MUCH LARGER MAN,
FROEBE.
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I, OF COURSE, HAD TO TAKE IT IN.
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THERE WAS EVEN ENOUGH LEFT OVER
TO MAKE PEI WIE A PAIR OF LITTLE
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MATCHY PANTS.
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>> Pete: [ SCOFFS ]
WELL, THERE GOES MY APPETITE.
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[ CLUNKING ]
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>> AH! SMILE, MY FRIEND!
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WHAT -- YOU NO HAVE GOOD TIME AT
SPANAKOPITA?
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>> UH, NO.
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I WAS, UH, JUST WONDERING --
THIS, UH, ALLEGED SPANAKOPITA.
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WHAT IS IT -- LIKE, A SAINT'S
DAY OR A HARVEST FESTIVAL?
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>> IS HARVEST, YES.
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WE CELEBRATE THE HARVEST.
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>> MM.
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'CAUSE I'M LOOKING AROUND, AND,
UH, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MUCH OF
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ANYTHING GROWS ON THIS ISLAND.
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>> YOU THINK TOO MUCH, MY
FRIEND!
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[ LAUGHING ]
EAT! DRINK!
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MAKE MERRY, MY FRIEND!
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FOR TOMORROW, THE GAMES BEGIN!
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>> GAMES?
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>> Dr. Venture: TO SEE WHO GETS
THAT CROWN.
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>> CROWN, YOU SAY?
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GIORGOS, HOW MUCH FOR THE
SPANAKOPITA CROWN?
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I'LL PAY TOP DOLLAR.
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>> OH, NO.
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CROWN IS NOT FOR SALE.
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MUST WIN CROWN IN SPANAKOPITA
GAMES!
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>> Dr. Venture: WHICH YOU WON'T.
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>> WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT.
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>> Dr. Venture: OH.
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YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE
YOUR MOUTH IS?
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>> A WAGER, THEN? VERY WELL.
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HOW DOES $1 MILLION SOUND?
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>> Dr. Venture: I-I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.
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>> OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
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THAT'S WHY IF I WIN, YOU GIVE ME
THE X-1.
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>> Dr. Venture: UH...
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DEAL!
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[ SPITS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
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>> Quizboy: HA! SUCKER!
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YOU JUST GOT HUSTLED BY THE
ALL-TIME SPANAKOPITA KING!
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>> Dr. Venture: 20 TIMES
RUNNING.
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE AN
ENEMY OF ME, DR. VENTURE -- THAT
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IS, NOT IF YOU EXPECT TO BE
INVITED BACK AFTER I BUY THIS
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PLACE.
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>> Dr. Venture: [ SPITS ]
>> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THAT IS UNPLEASANT.
242
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[ GOAT BLEATS ]
>> OKAY.
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EVERY SPANAKOPITA START WITH
RUNNING OF THE GOAT RACE.
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FIRST MAN TO MAKE IT TO BEACH,
HE WINS THE DRACHMA!
245
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AND WE ALL KNOW, THE MAN WITH
THE MOST DRACHMA AT THE END OF
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THE FESTIVAL, HE IS CROWNED KING
OF SPANAKOPITA!
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>> All: SPANAKOPITA!
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>> Quizboy: AH, YEAH.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TIED
ONE ON LAST NIGHT.
250
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>> Dr. Venture: PLEASE.
251
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I COULD BEAT THAT PASTY --
SORRY, WHITE -- THAT DOUGHY,
252
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LITTLE RICH KID IN MY SLEEP.
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I GOT THIS.
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>> READY?
255
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
256
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[ NOTE PLAYS ]
[ GOATS BLEATING ]
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>> Pete: [ YELPS ]
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?!
258
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WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S CHEATING!
259
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EXCUSE ME, BUT HE'S --
[ GRUNTS ]
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>> OH, HEY, WHAT'S THIS, NOW?
261
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HEY, I'M NOT DEAD OVER HERE!
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>> QUICKLY, PEI WIE.
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USE YOUR PARKOUR!
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PARKOUR!
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>> Dr. Venture: [ CHUCKLES ]
SUCKER!
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[ NOTES PLAY ]
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>> MM. TSK, TSK, TSK.
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POOR, DELUDED DR. VENTURE.
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IF YOU WANT TO FIX A HORSE RACE,
YOU HAVE TO BUY ALL THE
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HORSES -- OR, IN THIS CASE, THE
GOATS.
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YAY.
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NO TOUCHING.
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>> Dr. Venture: FIRST, HE STEALS
MY ROOM, NOW HE'S TRYING TO
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STEAL MY SPANAKOPITA CROWN!
275
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HE'S RUINING MY VACATION!
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>> Quizboy: OH, LIKE HE'S MAKING
OURS A JOY.
277
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>> Pete: LIKE IT WAS SO GREAT TO
BEGIN WITH.
278
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>> Dr. Venture: SOME WINGMEN.
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YOU TWO HAVE GOT TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT HIM.
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>> Pete: WHAT?!
281
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,948
WHY IS THIS OUR PROBLEM?
282
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,575
>> Dr. Venture: BECAUSE HE'S
YOUR ARCH ENEMY!
283
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I CAN'T GET INVOLVED.
284
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HE'S MY BEST CUSTOMER.
285
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,330
>> Quizboy: ALL RIGHT, JUST STOP
WAVING THAT HUGE ROCK AT ME!
286
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:23,956
>> Pete: HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING
THAT?
287
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,542
>> Dr. Venture: PUMICE, FOR THE
PUMICE CARVING COMPETITION?
288
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,169
DON'T YOU READ THE ITINERARY?
289
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,047
>> Quizboy: LOOK, TALK TO THE
GIORGOS GUY, JUST GET HIM TO
290
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KICK HIM OUT OR SOMETHING.
291
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,382
>> Pete: GOOD LUCK.
292
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THESE PEOPLE LOVE HIM.
293
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,052
>> Dr. Venture: THEY LOVE ME!
294
00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,511
NOW, YOU FIX THIS, DAMN IT.
295
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WHATEVER IT TAKES!
296
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,222
OR YOU CAN BOTH WALK BACK HOME!
297
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,892
>> Quizboy: YEAH, WELL, SO CAN
YOU, GENIUS!
298
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YOU JUST BET YOUR FREAKING
PLANE!
299
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,608
>> Dr. Venture: [ LAUGHS ]
COME ON, HATRED!
300
00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:51,734
THE SPONGES AWAIT!
301
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,818
>> EH, THANKS.
302
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,154
DON'T THINK I'M UP FOR SPONGE
DIVING, DOC.
303
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,740
TOO MANY CIGARS FOR THESE OLD
LUNGS, YOU KNOW?
304
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:01,118
>> AH, YOUR LUNGS LOOK PRETTY
HEALTHY TO GIORGOS, MY FRIEND!
305
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,412
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU KEEP YOUR LUNGS AWAY FROM
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THE GOAT.
307
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,748
MAYBE THEY TRY TO FEED ON YOU!
308
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,625
[ LAUGHING ]
309
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:11,587
>> Brock: HEY.
310
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,422
WHY YOU CALLING ME, MAN?
311
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,757
>> HEY! YEAH.
312
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,426
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT, UH,
WE'RE AT THIS SPANAKOPITA
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THING --
>> Brock: [ LAUGHS ]
314
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SPANAKOPITA!
315
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,430
>> YEAH.
316
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,683
AND SO, WHY I'M CALLING IS, UH,
CAN'T PUT A FINGER ON IT, BUT
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00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:27,436
SOMETHING JUST SEEMS DOWNRIGHT
FISHY ABOUT THIS OPERATION.
318
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,479
>> Brock: LET IT GO.
319
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,772
>> UH, HOW'S THAT?
320
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,274
>> Brock: WHATEVER YOU'RE
THINKING, JUST LET IT GO.
321
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,609
>> BUT THEY'RE SHIFTY!
322
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,112
UH, THEY'RE SNEAKING AROUND ALL
HOURS OF THE NIGHT, AND
323
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,614
EVERYTHING'S SO DING-DONG
OVERPRICED, THEY MUST BE
324
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,116
FUNDING A TERRORIST PLOT!
325
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,118
>> Brock: LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
326
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,369
IS DOC HAVING A GOOD TIME?
327
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,621
>> WELL, YEAH, BUT --
>> Brock: THEN LET HIM HAVE
328
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,789
THIS.
329
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,624
IT'S, LIKE, THE HIGH POINT OF
HIS WHOLE YEAR.
330
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,126
DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS.
331
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,293
>> HELLO. BROCK?
332
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NICO, SAY HELLO, BROCK.
333
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,712
>> Brock: UH, WHAT'S THAT?
334
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,131
RIGHT AWAY, GENERAL!
335
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,466
UH, YEAH, I GOT TO GO.
336
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,260
>> NO -- NO BROCK?
337
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,637
>> OKAY. IS GOOD SPOT.
338
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,474
NOW, FOR EVERY SPONGE YOU FIND,
YOU WIN THE DRACHMA!
339
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,269
THE MAN WITH THE MOST DRACHMA
AFTER FIVE MINUTE, HE WIN!
340
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,520
READY?
341
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,647
[ ALL EXCLAIMING DISGUSTEDLY ]
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?
342
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,315
THIS IS HOW THEY DID IT IN OLDEN
TIMES!
343
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,483
>> SET!
344
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,485
[ ALL EXCLAIM ]
>> Dr. Venture: WILL YOU STOP?
345
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,322
>> GO!
346
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:32,251
>> Quizboy: [ GURGLES ]
WHOA!
347
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,086
>> Dr. Venture: FOUR!
348
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,172
>> HEY, GIORGOS?
349
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,339
LITTLE HELP-SKI?
350
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,340
>> OH-HO!
351
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,301
BIG MAN CATCH BIG SPONGE!
352
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,470
I THINK WE HAVE THE WINNER, YES?
353
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,263
>> AGAIN.
354
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:48,184
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> MIGHTY ZEUS, WE HAVE FOUND
355
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:48,851
RUSTY!
356
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:49,685
>> THERE!
357
00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,479
ON THE ISLAND OF SPANIKOS.
358
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,731
HE APPEARS TO BE HAVING...FUN?
359
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,859
>> HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING
THE CLASSICS.
360
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,360
HE MUST BE PUNISHED.
361
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,862
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
362
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,323
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
363
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,164
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
364
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,707
>> ROAR.
365
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,210
HARRYHAUSEN'S A FRIEND.
366
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,294
>> Pete: BILLY! MOUNT ME!
367
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,545
WE'LL FIGHT HIM TOGETHER!
368
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,297
>> Quizboy: THIS IS SO WEIRD.
369
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,216
>> Pete: HEY, IT'S YOUR DREAM,
PALLY.
370
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,927
OH, AND BY THE WAY, I PART MY
HAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE?
371
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,846
>> Dr. Venture: WILL YOU TWO
SHUT UP AND TAKE CARE OF THIS?
372
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,431
HE'S RUINING MY VACATION!
373
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,518
>> PUT SOME CONDOS THERE.
374
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,895
>> ROAR.
375
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:37,399
ROAR.
376
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,612
HERE. HAVE SOME MONEY.
377
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,405
>> Quizboy: AAH! HOT POTATO!
378
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,240
>> Pete: SCREW THIS!
379
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,241
>> Quizboy: NO!
380
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,575
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! GO BACK!
381
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,410
STOP! THIS ISN'T ICARUS!
382
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,871
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MYTH!
383
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,665
WHITE!
384
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:55,709
[ GASPING ]
WHITE! I'VE GOT IT!
385
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,379
I KNOW HOW WE CAN BEAT
ST. CLOUD!
386
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,756
>> Pete: UH...PALLY?
387
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:03,384
>> Dr. Venture: [ SNORING ]
388
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,557
[ GUNSHOT ]
389
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:15,396
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> A LITTLE HARDER.
390
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,730
OH. OH, THAT TICKLES.
391
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,775
[ GUNSHOTS ]
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
392
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,277
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HEARD.
393
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,403
I'M NOT FINISHED.
394
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:26,448
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Quizboy: THINK ABOUT IT.
395
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,576
WHAT'S THE SOURCE OF ALL OF
ST. CLOUD'S POWER?
396
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,994
>> Pete: HIS M-M-MAGIC WIGS?
397
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,453
>> Quizboy: HIS M-M-MONEY!
398
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,746
WE TAKE THAT AWAY, WHAT'S HE
GOT?
399
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,790
>> Pete: BIG YACHT AND A PRIVATE
NINJA?
400
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,584
>> Quizboy: OKAY, MAYBE THOSE
THINGS.
401
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,876
>> Pete: SWEET GOLDFINGER
OUTFIT?
402
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,086
>> Quizboy: IRREGARDLESS!
403
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:39,920
>> Pete: EWW.
404
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,297
>> Quizboy: SORRY. REGARDLESS!
405
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,591
ON THIS ISLAND, THEY DON'T TAKE
CHECKS, AND THEY DON'T TAKE
406
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,302
AMERICAN EXPRESS, SO HE'S GOT TO
HAVE A STASH SOMEWHERE ON THE
407
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,428
X-2.
408
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:48,804
>> Pete: WHY DIDN'T WE JUST WALK
ACROSS THE DOCK?
409
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:52,016
>> Quizboy: WELL, 'CAUSE THIS IS
WAY COOLER!
410
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:52,766
>> Pete: WHOA!
411
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,851
LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!
412
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,728
IT'S LIKE A FLOATING
PLANET HOLLYWOOD!
413
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:56,937
>> Quizboy: SELFISH PRICK!
414
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,315
AT LEAST PLANET HOLLYWOOD IS
OPEN TO THE PUBLIC.
415
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,107
>> Pete: OH, LOOK!
416
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,317
THAT THING FROM "RAIDERS"!
417
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,526
>> Quizboy: DAMN IT, WHITE!
418
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,486
WILL YOU GET ON THE SAME PAGE
WITH ME, ALREADY?
419
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,446
>> Pete: FINE.
420
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,113
LOOK -- I FOUND HIS SAFE.
421
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,072
YOU HAPPY NOW?
422
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,200
YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK ONE OF
THOSE?
423
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,161
>> Quizboy: [ SIGHS ]
CRAP. FALSE ALARM.
424
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,622
THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE BUT
THOSE STUPID DRACHMAS.
425
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,665
>> Pete: HEY, IS THAT THE CLOWN
FROM "F/X2"?
426
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,875
>> Quizboy: WHITE, WAIT!
427
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:18,542
>> Pete: OHH!
428
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,336
>> Quizboy: OH...
429
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,796
[ GROWLS ]
430
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,352
WE DID IT!
431
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,519
HIGH FIVE!
432
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,190
[ STONE RUMBLES ]
433
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,232
[ GUNFIRE ]
434
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:50,574
[ GUNSHOT ]
[ GUNSHOTS ]
435
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,452
[ GUNFIRE ]
>> AHA!
436
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,246
I KNEW YOU CRUMB-BUMS WERE UP TO
SOMETHING!
437
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,582
SPANAKOPITA'S ALL JUST A FRONT
FOR...
438
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,958
UH, WHATEVER THIS IS.
439
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,543
>> BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH.
440
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212
PUT YOUR GUN DOWN, MY FRIEND.
441
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:07,007
I TELL YOU THE WHOLE TRUTH ABOUT
SPANAKOPITA, SAME I TELL BROCK
442
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,967
FIRST TIME HE COME SNOOPING.
443
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,888
1968 WAS BAD YEAR FOR SPANIKOS.
444
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,684
WHILE WE STRUGGLE JUST FOR FOOD,
RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD COME
445
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,435
TO GREECE FOR BIG WEDDING.
446
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,438
ALL THOSE FANCY YACHTS -- OH, MY
FRIEND!
447
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,440
WHO COULD RESIST SUCH
TEMPTATION?
448
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,651
>> THIS GAME'S CALLED
"TROJAN HORSE."
449
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:28,070
I'LL BE THE GREEKS, AND YOU BE
THE TROJANS.
450
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,657
NOW, I GET INSIDE THE HORSE, AND
YOU BRING IT INTO TROY.
451
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,744
>> [ BEEPS ]
[ BLOWS LANDING ]
452
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,373
[ SCREECHES ]
>> WE MAKE GOOD PLUNDER THAT
453
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,708
NIGHT...
454
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,751
ENOUGH TO FEED OUR FAMILIES.
455
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,462
WE TAKE BACK TO SPANIKOS TO
CELEBRATE.
456
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,632
BUT WE NO EXPECT TO FIND LITTLE
BOY IN TRUNK!
457
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,261
I RECOGNIZE HIM FROM
NEWSPAPER -- SON OF BIG AMERICAN
458
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,512
SCIENTIST.
459
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,640
SO WE MAKE PLAN FOR RANSOM, FOR
BIG AMERICAN MONEY!
460
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WE TRY TO CALL DR. VENTURE THE
SENIOR, TELL HIM OUR DEMANDS.
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BUT HE NO ANSWER!
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>> [ YELPS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
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I'VE BESTED YOU, VENTURE.
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DO YOU YIELD?
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>> GO TO HELL-RON, L. RON!
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>> JONAS! HELP!
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>> ACTION-N-N-N!
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ENGRAMS!
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G-GET OUT OF MY...HEAD!
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>> [ CACKLES ]
DON'T YOU KNOW A FEINT WHEN YOU
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SEE ONE?
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KIDNAPPING THE FORMER FIRST LADY
WAS ALL BUT A DISTRACTION FROM
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MY REAL TARGET.
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>> "APOLLO...?"
[ GASPS ]
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THE APOLLO 7, SCHEDULED TO
SPLASH DOWN TODAY!
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>> WALLY'S ON THAT MISSION!
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>> [ CACKLING ]
[ ALARMS SOUNDING ]
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[ ALL GRUNT ]
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> RUSTY, HE MISS HIS PAPA VERY
MUCH.
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AFTER THREE DAY, HE CRY SO MUCH,
WE FEEL TERRIBLE INSIDE.
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>> NO, NO, NO.
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WHY DO YOU CRY, LITTLE ONE?
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NO ONE SHOULD EVER BE SAD AT,
UH...
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SPANAKOPITA!
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YEAH?
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>> S-SPANAKOPITA?
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>> SO WE INVENT FESTIVAL.
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THEN RUSTY IS HAPPY, AND WE ARE
HAPPY -- SO HAPPY, WHEN FATHER
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FINALLY COME, WE FORGET ALL
ABOUT RANSOM!
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AFTER 20 YEARS, WE FORGET ABOUT
SPANAKOPITA, FORGET ABOUT RUSTY.
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00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:31,527
THEN ONE DAY, HE JUST SHOW UP,
AND HE COME BACK EVERY YEAR
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SINCE.
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>> SO, UH, THERE IS NO
SPANAKOPITA.
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>> ISN'T THERE?
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00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,534
>> WELL, THERE'S THE SPINACH
PIE, BUT --
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>> NO. LOOK.
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YOU WOULD TELL HIM THERE'S NO
SPANAKOPITA?
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YOU WOULD BREAK A LONELY, LITTLE
BOY'S HEART?
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>> Quizboy: [ GASPS ]
>> Pete: BILLY? YOU AWAKE?
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>> Quizboy: WHITE, WHERE ARE
YOU?
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WHAT DID THAT MONSTER DO TO US?
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>> Pete: B-BILLY, THE S--
THE SUN IS COMING UP!
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>> Quizboy: OH, MY GOSH! MY GOD.
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YOU STAY WITH ME, WHITE!
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I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS!
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TOO TIGHT! I CAN'T GET LOOSE!
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00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:12,067
BUBO? WHAT THE FUCK
PEI WIE? WHY IS HE HELPING US?
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>> Pete: THE ALBINO CODE -- A
COVENANT MORE SACRED THAN HIS
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LOYALTY TO ST. CLOUD.
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NAMASTE, PEI WIE.
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OH, HERE IT COMES! HURRY!
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HURRY, BILLY! BILLY! HURRY!
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>> Quizboy: WHITE! GET WITH ME!
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>> Pete: AAH!
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>> MM-HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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OH-HO-HO-HO!
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I THINK WE HAVE THE WINNER!
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>> YES, IT ARRIVED THIS MORNING,
GEORGE.
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THANK YOU.
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YES, YES.
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00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,932
AND MAY IT ALSO BE WITH YOU.
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CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS?
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I'D LIKE MY CROWN AND MY X-1
NOW.
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>> WHERE IS BOY CYCLOPS AND THE
GHOST MAN?
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>> THEY'RE ALL...TIED UP.
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NO, WAIT -- THEY WERE TOO BURNT
OUT TO JOIN US.
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>> OKAY, THEN EVERYBODY COUNT UP
YOUR DRACHMA AND WE SEE WHO WIN
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CROWN.
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>> USELESS FORMALITIES.
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PEI? GIVE HIM MY DRACHMAS.
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>> LOOK!
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>> Quizboy: [ PANTING ]
>> Dr. Venture: WHAT THE HELL
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HAPPENED TO YOU?
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>> THE WINNER!
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>> Quizboy: IN YOUR FACE,
ST. CLOUD!
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>> OH, YAY. A PYRRHIC VICTORY.
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YOU SEE, ONCE I LEARNED OF YOUR
DUPLICITOUS COLLUSION, I
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ARRANGED WITH GIORGOS HERE TO
BUY SPANAKOPITA.
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?!
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00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,065
>> SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, "D"-BAGS.
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OH, WAIT -- NO, I WON'T.
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COME, PEI WIE!
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>> Dr. Venture: WHAT?
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G-GIORGOS, HOW COULD YOU?
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>> OH, DR. VENTURE.
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WE GREEKS, WE HAVE A SAYING --
"WHY SELL A MAN YOUR BEST GOAT
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WHEN YOU CAN JUST WRAP UP
SPINACH AND FETA IN A PHYLLO AND
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CALL IT A GOAT INSTEAD?!"
[ LAUGHING ] YOU SEE?
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00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,709
>> Dr. Venture: IT'S ALL GREEK
TO ME.
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00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:56,046
>> I THINK WHAT HE'S SAYING IS,
UH, THE ONLY THING OLD ST. CLOUD
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OWNS IS A COUPLE MILLION BUCKS
WORTH OF SPINACH HUMBLE PIE.
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>> Quizboy: SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT
ME FOR WINNING YOUR CROWN?
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>> Dr. Venture: NO, BILLY.
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THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR, RIGHT?
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>> All: NO FUCKING WAY!
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00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:09,142
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> YOU SEE, DR. VENTURE, IS ALL
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A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
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HERE -- TAKE SOME OLIVE OIL, UH,
FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
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>> WELL, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
"OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!"
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> INDEED!
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>> KANO?
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TAKE RUSTY OUTSIDE, WOULD YOU?
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I'D LIKE TO COMPENSATE THESE
FINE GENTLEMEN FOR THEIR TIME.
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>> BYE-BYE, GIORGOS!
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00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,567
>> BYE-BYE, RUSTY!
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>> HORACE?
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LOCK THE DOOR.
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>> OH, NO-NO-NO-NO!
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>> HEY. HEY!
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NO! OH, NO-NO-NO!
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[ BLOWS LANDING ]
[ ALL GROANING ]
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>> SOME DAY, DR. VENTURE, I
SWEAR...
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I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!
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[ LAUGHING ]
$2,002, $2,003, $2,004...