1 00:00:03,086 --> 00:00:04,921 >> Dr. Venture: ALL RIGHT, DERMOTT, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO 2 00:00:05,004 --> 00:00:05,922 HOME. 3 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,424 WHY ARE YOU TWO DRESSED LIKE THAT? 4 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,634 >> Hank: HEY, DON'T PUT YOUR HETERONORMATIVE GENDER-BIASED 5 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,094 HANG-UPS ON ME, MAN. 6 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,263 BOYS CAN PLAY DRESS-UP, TOO. 7 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,556 HEY, CAN DERMOTT SPEND THE NIGHT? 8 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,182 >> Dr. Venture: DERMOTT CAN SPEND THE NIGHT IF DERMOTT 9 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,267 TAKES OUT THE GARBAGE. 10 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,685 IT'S THURSDAY. 11 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,062 >> DUDE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR DAD? 12 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,355 NOW HE'S GIVING ME CHORES? 13 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,607 >> Hank: LISTEN, YOU'RE COMPLAINING TO THE WRONG GUY. 14 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:28,570 GARBAGE WAS MY JOB TILL 10 SECONDS AGO. 15 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,280 >> Dr. Venture: LIGHTS OUT. 16 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:30,822 IT'S 11:00. 17 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:31,906 >> Dean: THEY ARE! 18 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,241 >> Dr. Venture: CANDLES COUNT AS LIGHTS. 19 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:34,576 >> Dean: WHAT ARE YOU, A PSYCHIC? 20 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:36,536 >> Dr. Venture: THEY'RE VANILLA CHRISTMAS CANDLES, DEAN. 21 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,079 THE WHOLE ATTIC SMELLS LIKE CUPCAKES. 22 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:41,332 NOW, I'M EXPECTING A CALL, SO STAY OFF THE PHONE TONIGHT. 23 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,751 >> Dean: YOU'RE DESTROYING MY LIFE! 24 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:43,626 >> Dr. Venture: OKAY. 25 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,461 10 MINUTES. 26 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,628 AND NO SEXTING. 27 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,505 >> Dean: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 28 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,423 >> Dr. Venture: G.Y.P.O. 29 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:51,092 I'M F.O.L. CODE 9. T.T.Y.L. 30 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:51,968 THAT'S "GET YOUR PANTS OFF. 31 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:52,802 I'M FOND OF LEATHER. 32 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,137 MY PARENT OR GUARDIAN IS NEAR. 33 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,098 I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER" IN SEXTING LANGUAGE. 34 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,266 DADDY IS HIP TO IT, DEAN. 35 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,601 10 MINUTES! 36 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:02,145 >> [ Chuckling ] SO HE'S BEEN DOING THIS EVERY NIGHT? 37 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:04,689 >> Hank: I GOT HIM TO DO IT FOR SIX HOURS LAST NIGHT. 38 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,192 MOST OF THE TIME, HE FALLS ASLEEP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. 39 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,444 I FIND HIM THE NEXT MORNING ASLEEP WITH A PHONE IN HIS HAND. 40 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,154 THIS WILL WORK. 41 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,156 >> Dean: NO! OF COURSE I DO! 42 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:16,159 I WOULD'VE CALLED EARLIER IF MY DAD DIDN'T -- 43 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:17,660 N-NO, D-DON'T SAY THAT. 44 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:22,248 Y-YOU KNOW HE JUST -- BUT I DO! I LOVE YOU. 45 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,501 NO! I LOVE YOU! 46 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,419 NO, I MEAN IT, I JUST -- [ Click ] 47 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,588 DAD! GET OFF THE PHONE! 48 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:31,424 >> Dr. Venture: THREE MORE MINUTES, DEAN. 49 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,469 [ WATCH BEEPS ] >> ARE YOU READY FOR "OPERATION 50 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:37,138 KEEP YOUR DAD FROM BUGGING US"? 51 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,056 >> Hank: CHECK. 52 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:40,809 >> DIALING IN "T" MINUS 10 SECONDS. 53 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:41,476 >> Hank: CHECK. 54 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:42,352 BLUETOOTH ACTIVATED? 55 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:43,228 >> CHECK. 56 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:44,646 TEDDY DOLL ACTIVATED? 57 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,523 [ WHIRRING ] >> Hank: CHECK. 58 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:47,649 BEGIN TRANSMISSION. 59 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:50,109 [ Ringing ] >> Dr. Venture: Yello? 60 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,152 Ted, I presume? 61 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,530 [ Chuckles ] How's it hangin', player? 62 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,824 >> HELLO. I'M TEDDY. 63 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,159 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL YOU A STORY? 64 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,702 >> Dr. Venture: BRING IT ON, MY MAN. 65 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:03,456 >> By Golly Gulch is home to so many friends -- friends like 66 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,542 Grumble Bee and Lady Bugbear. 67 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,378 BUT IT'S ALSO HOME TO GRUMPY BANDERSNATCH. 68 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,215 EVERYONE FROM BY GOLLY GULCH KNOWS THAT GRUMPY BANDERSNATCH 69 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:15,510 HATES SLIDING DOWN RAINBOWS AND NEVER PLAYS WITH US IN THE 70 00:02:15,593 --> 00:02:16,553 HONEY RIVER. 71 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:17,971 >> Dr. Venture: All right. 72 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,514 Well, there's your problem -- Grumpy doesn't ever play in the 73 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:20,139 Honey River. 74 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,724 You said "never"? 75 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,060 >> HE JUST WANTS TO STEAL OUR HAPPINESS. 76 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:25,395 >> Dr. Venture: EXACTLY. 77 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,437 YOU CAN'T EXPECT A GUY LIKE THAT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN 78 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,397 THROUGH. 79 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,190 He doesn't swim in the Honey River. 80 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,067 Well, not like I do that much myself these days. 81 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,652 [ Chuckles ] >> Hank: HE'LL GO ON FOR HOURS 82 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,112 WITHOUT TAKING A BREATH. 83 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,239 HE DOESN'T TALK TO PEOPLE -- HE TALKS AT THEM. 84 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,282 >> COOL. 85 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,241 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE. 86 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:38,867 WE GO ON THIRD. 87 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:39,909 >> Hank: SWEET! 88 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,245 >> YEAH, BUT LIKE EIGHT BANDS, THOUGH. 89 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:50,461 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] 90 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:51,629 STOP! HOLD UP! 91 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:52,547 MY ASS IS VIBRATING! 92 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:53,798 >> Hank: ME TOO! 93 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,551 THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF MY NECK IS STANDING UP! 94 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:57,927 WE ARE AWESOME! 95 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,554 >> [ SCOFFS ] IT'S YOUR FREAKIN' DAD AGAIN. 96 00:02:59,637 --> 00:03:01,306 HE'S BEEN CALLING EVERY FIVE MINUTES FOR A WEEK. 97 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,725 >> Hank: HE'S GOING THROUGH TEDDY-TALK-TO-ME-DOLL 98 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:04,434 WITHDRAWAL. 99 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:05,602 "DOLL WITHDRAWAL." 100 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:06,936 HEY, SAY THAT. IT'S HARD. 101 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:07,770 >> DOLL WITHDRAWAL. 102 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,355 [ FEEDBACK ] DOLL WITHDRAWAL. 103 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,607 YEAH, IT IS. 104 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,734 [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] OH, YOUR DAD'S CALLING AGAIN. 105 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:13,568 >> Hank: THIS IS NUTS! 106 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:14,736 WE GOT TO TELL HIM. 107 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,321 >> OH, YEAH. "OH, HEY, MR. V. 108 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,448 YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A TALKING DOLL. 109 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:19,407 WICKED SORRY. 110 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,617 OH, YOU'RE PISSED? 111 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,119 BUT WE JUST DID IT TO PICK UP CHICKS AT A BAR." 112 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,621 >> Hank: WE NEVER PICKED UP CHICKS. 113 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,290 >> I'M NOT GOING DOWN FOR THIS AND LOOKING LIKE A PUSSY AT THE 114 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,333 SAME TIME. 115 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,626 WE PICKED UP CHICKS. 116 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,294 >> [ BEEPS ] >> YEAH, RIGHT, H.E.L.P.eR. 117 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,630 YEAH, I'LL BELIEVE THAT WHEN THE MS. PAC-MAN TABLE CALLS YOU 118 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:34,797 BACK. 119 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,466 >> Hank: DUDE, YOU CAN UNDERSTAND H.E.L.P.eR NOW? 120 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:37,800 >> YEAH, WH-- HOW DID I DO THAT? 121 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,135 >> Hank: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I DO IT. 122 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,054 >> [ BEEPS ] >> Hank: YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT. 123 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,889 BUT WE'LL GET SLAUGHTERED IF WE TELL HIM. 124 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:45,475 HONESTLY, HOW FAR CAN HE TAKE THIS? 125 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,603 >> THE NUMBER'S TO A PREPAID CELLPHONE, DOC. 126 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:49,646 IT'S UNTRACEABLE. 127 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,772 >> Dr. Venture: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 128 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:51,856 YUP. HE'S IN TROUBLE. 129 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,608 GRUMPY BANDERSNATCH. 130 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,693 I TOLD HIM IF HE ASSOCIATES WITH THESE GANGSTERS, THEY'LL 131 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,362 EVENTUALLY GET HIM. 132 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:59,697 WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 133 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,032 NO BUGS, HUH? 134 00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:03,534 >> DID HE EVER ACTUALLY SAY THAT HE'S IN DANGER? 135 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:04,994 >> Dr. Venture: I KNOW THE SIGNS, HATRED! 136 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,413 I'M NOT SOME OVERREACTING FIRST-TIMER! 137 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,498 AHA! 138 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,333 LOOKS LIKE THIS LEADS RIGHT UP TO -- 139 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,709 >> RIGHT UP TO MY TRACING GEAR. 140 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,712 DOC, Y-YOU SAW ME PLUG THAT IN 20 MINUTES AGO. 141 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,713 >> Dr. Venture: OKAY, FINE. 142 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,631 WE'RE SAFE IN HERE. 143 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,840 I'M GONNA CHECK HANK'S ROOM. 144 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,300 YOU CHECK DEAN'S. 145 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,052 HE...WON'T LET ME IN THERE. 146 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,513 >> Hank: IF YOU'RE ALREADY HOLDING THE GUITAR, I DON'T GET 147 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,681 WHY YOU DON'T JUST PLAY IT. 148 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,265 >> [ BEEPS ] >> I CAN, TOO! 149 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,475 I TOTALLY SHRED. 150 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:28,851 I JUST DON'T HAVE AN AMP. 151 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,770 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD GET ONE WITH THE PROFITS FROM THE SALES 152 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,105 OF OUR "JACKET" SINGLE. 153 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,356 >> 11 CENTS? 154 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,525 ON A CHECK I CAN'T EVEN CASH 'CAUSE IT'S MADE OUT TO 155 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:36,859 "SHALLOW GRAVY"? 156 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,361 >> Dr. Venture: OKAY, BOYS. 157 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,738 WE NEED TO TALK. 158 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,907 >> [ BEEPS ] >> H.E.L.P.eR, YOU PUSS! 159 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,075 >> Hank: THIS CAN BE EXPLAINED. 160 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,410 >> Dr. Venture: OH, I'M SURE OF THAT. 161 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,703 >> YEAH, I-I-I HAVE TO GO HOME. 162 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,496 >> Dr. Venture: YOU'RE A PART OF THIS, TOO, DERMOTT. 163 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:49,580 >> OKAY, BUT IT'S HANK'S FAULT. 164 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:50,581 >> Dr. Venture: NO! 165 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:51,374 IT'S MY FAULT. 166 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:52,750 I LET THIS HAPPEN. 167 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,795 I ASSOCIATED WITH THE WRONG SORT, AND I'VE JEOPARDIZED THE 168 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,088 SAFETY OF MY FAMILY. 169 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,465 I WENT AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT AND BEFRIENDED AN 170 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,800 EX-CRIMINAL NAMED TED. 171 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,678 SUDDENLY HE DISAPPEARS, AND I SMELL FOUL PLAY. 172 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:06,514 I SEARCH FOR BUGS, AND I FIND THIS. 173 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,017 IT'S A TAPE OF EVERYTHING TED EVER SAID TO ME ON THE PHONE, 174 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,310 HIDDEN IN YOUR STUFFED BEAR. 175 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,688 BOYS, WE ARE DEALING WITH THE TYPE OF CRIMINAL THAT WOULD 176 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,606 DESECRATE A CHILD'S TOY. 177 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:18,067 >> Hank: W-WOW. THAT'S -- >> Dr. Venture: THAT'S THE KIND 178 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,236 OF MONSTER GRUMPY BANDERSNATCH IS! 179 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:21,779 NOW, I DON'T WANT TO WORRY YOU. 180 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:26,034 BELIEVE ME -- DADDY WILL HANDLE THIS. 181 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:28,327 >> Dean: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DRAWER?! 182 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,705 >> DOC THINKS THE COMPOUND'S BEEN BUGGED. 183 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,832 I-I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR -- >> Dean: IN MY DIARY?! 184 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,834 >> I-I THINK IT'S A JOURNAL, DEAN. 185 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,753 "DIARY" IS A -- IT'S A GIRL'S WORD. 186 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:37,920 >> Dean: FINE! "JOURNAL"! 187 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,047 NOW LEAVE! 188 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,007 >> YOU KNOW, I WORRY ABOUT YOU. 189 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:42,592 YOU'RE LOOKING KIND OF THIN. 190 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:46,095 MAYBE YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR LIFE IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL? 191 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,557 MAYBE THE ONLY THING YOU CAN CONTROL IS YOUR WEIGHT? 192 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,934 DEAN, ARE YOU A FRIEND OF ANNA? 193 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,019 >> Dean: WHO'S ANNA? 194 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:55,480 >> REXIA -- ANOREXIA? 195 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,774 OR DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER GIRL IN YOUR LIFE? 196 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,275 A-A REAL -- >> Dean: OH, MY GOD! 197 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,485 GET OUT OF HERE! 198 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:04,739 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] >> Hank: BULA VINAKA, BEACHSIDE. 199 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:05,573 >> Dr. Venture: IS IT TED? 200 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:06,449 KEEP HIM ON THE LINE. 201 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:07,617 WE NEED TO HOOK UP A TRACE. 202 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,534 >> Hank: IT'S FOR DEAN. 203 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,869 I think it's a girl. 204 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:10,912 >> Both: SERIOUSLY? 205 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:11,662 >> Dean: GO DO SOMETHING ELSE! 206 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,580 ANYTHING! 207 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:13,748 >> I CAN HELP WITH GIRL PROBLEMS! 208 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:14,749 >> Hank: [ Muffled ] DEAN! 209 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,376 PHONE! 210 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,920 >> Dean: GOT IT! 211 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,171 HEY! 212 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:20,963 YEAH? 213 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,548 I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU. 214 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,509 I-I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU. 215 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:25,802 TOMORROW? TOMORROW'S PERFECT! 216 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,762 I CAN'T TAKE IT HERE ANYMORE. 217 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:29,889 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 218 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:32,016 I-I-I...NEED YOU, TOO. 219 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,560 >> UH, WANT TO HIT TACO BELL? 220 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,770 TAKE A RUN FOR THE BORDER? 221 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:36,938 [ Chuckling ] DUDE, FOURTH MEAL. 222 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,648 >> Hank: EH, VENTURE LOCKDOWN. 223 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:42,318 NO TACOS TILL MY DAD SLAYS GRUMPY BANDERSNATCH AND FREES 224 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,404 ALL THE ANIMAL FRIENDS OF BY GOLLY GULCH. 225 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,531 >> SO STUPID. 226 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:47,698 HOW DOES HE EVEN BELIEVE THIS? 227 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,909 >> Hank: [ SCOFFS ] LAST YEAR, RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE 228 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:53,454 SITTING, DAVID BOWIE, LOOKING LIKE DAVID BOWIE IN THE '70s, 229 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,498 SLAPPED A GUY WITH INVISIBLE ARMS AND LEGS. 230 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,709 RIGHT OVER THERE, BROCK KILLED A GUY FROM DIMENSION "C" THAT MAY 231 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,795 OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN AN ALTERNATE EARTH. 232 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,463 DUDE! TOTALLY SEE YOU THERE! 233 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,506 >> #21: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 234 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:04,632 STEALTH MODE! 235 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:06,384 >> Hank: AND THAT'S AN EX-HENCHMAN FOR MY DAD'S 236 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:07,385 ARCHENEMY. 237 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:08,928 PRETTY SURE HE LIVES IN MY YARD NOW. 238 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,096 >> NO, NO, I GET IT. I GET IT. 239 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:11,889 BUT WE GOT TO FIX THIS. 240 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,391 >> #21: Psst! Hank! 241 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:14,684 >> Hank: GARY, KNOCK IT OFF! 242 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,893 WE CAN SEE YOU! 243 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,478 >> #21: CANNOT! I'M A SHADOW. 244 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,856 >> >> Hank: I SEE THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD! 245 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,149 >> #21: I CAN HELP. 246 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,068 BUT THE ROAD WILL BE HARD AND BESET WITH CHALLENGES. 247 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,071 IF YOU ACCEPT THIS OFFER, I CAN ONLY PROMISE YOU -- UPON YOUR 248 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,949 VICTORY, YOU WILL FINALLY BECOME MEN. 249 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:32,910 >> [ Chuckling ] OKAY, GUY WATCHING US FROM THE BUSHES, YOU 250 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,328 MAKE US INTO MEN. 251 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,039 SHOULD I GET SOME LOTION, OR DO YOU WANT TO USE BLOOD AND CLOWN 252 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,124 PAINT FOR LUBE? 253 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:39,834 >> Dr. Venture: WELCOME TO THE WAR ROOM. 254 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:40,793 HERE'S THE PLAN. 255 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,128 THIS IS YOU AND I. 256 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,547 AT DAYBREAK, WE TAKE YOUR TANK -- UH, THAT'S REPRESENTED 257 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:48,176 BY A BUTTER DISH -- AND WE HEAD TO BY GOLLY GULCH AND RESCUE 258 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:48,926 TED. 259 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:49,886 BUT WE'LL BE IN A TANK. 260 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,013 AND...THIS ISN'T TO SCALE. 261 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,806 IT'S, UH...IT'S FOR BUTTER. 262 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,099 >> WHERE'S BY GOLLY GULCH? 263 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,100 >> Dr. Venture: I CAN'T FIND IT. 264 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,435 THIS MAP IS OVERLY COMPLICATED. 265 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,437 IT'S THREE THOMAS GUIDES TAPED TOGETHER. 266 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,022 >> I'LL JUST USE MY vPHONE. 267 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:02,732 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] UM, vPHONE! 268 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,817 DIRECTIONS TO BY GOLLY GULCH. 269 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,194 >> Dr. Venture: PBHT! 270 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,570 YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT A HUNK OF CRAP MY BROTHER MADE IS MORE 271 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,448 ACCURATE THAN MR. THOMAS, WITH HIS DELICIOUS ENGLISH MUFFINS 272 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:11,449 AND HIS AWESOME MAPS? 273 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:12,533 >> ROUTE CALCULATED. 274 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,701 >> Dr. Venture: FINE. 275 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,244 MY BROTHER CAN'T MAKE ENGLISH MUFFINS, THOUGH. 276 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,080 OR BUTTER THEM, BECAUSE I HAVE THE BUTTER DISH. 277 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,583 >> #21: THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO GET INTO DUNWITCH, UNLESS YOU'RE 278 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:21,751 A BLOOD RELATION TO AN INMATE. 279 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,295 WE HA TO GET COMMITTED -- FLAT-OUT. 280 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,172 >> Hank: AND YOU'RE SURE THE REAL TEDDY'S THERE? 281 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,924 >> #21: AFTER VOICING TEDDY-TALK-TO-ME, HE WAS IN A 282 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,009 HUGE FIRE AT THE ASIAN PLANT WHERE THEY MADE THE BEARS. 283 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:32,595 HE GOT TOTALLY DISFIGURED AND GOES BANANAS AND BECOMES A 284 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,763 SUPERVILLAIN. 285 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,556 I THINK HE HUGGED PRESIDENT REAGAN TOO HARD OR 286 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,891 SOMETHING. 287 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,851 HE'S BEEN IN DUNWITCH ASYLUM FOR THE CRIMINALLY OBSESSIVE 288 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:39,769 EVER SINCE. 289 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,103 AND THAT IS ALL FACT. 290 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,814 >> Hank: WELL, WE NEED TO GIVE MY DAD A REAL TEDDY. 291 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:44,732 THERE'S NO OTHER WAY. 292 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:45,816 >> THEN IT'S SETTLED. 293 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,903 WE'RE GETTING COMMITTED TO DUNWITCH ASYLUM. 294 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:49,904 >> #21: TIME TO GO TO WORK. 295 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,782 GOT A LOT TO DO. 296 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,075 >> Hank: I-I CAN'T DO IT. 297 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,076 IT'S TOO WATERED DOWN. 298 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:56,160 >> #21: NO, IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 299 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:56,911 I GET IT. 300 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:57,954 >> IT'S STUPID, ANYWAY. 301 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:01,999 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] [ RUMBLING ] 302 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,918 [ CROWD SCREAMING ] >> Hank: NOBODY MOVE, SEE! 303 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,674 THIS IS KIND OF A HOLDUP! 304 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:11,717 WE ARE INSANE CRIMINALS! 305 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,135 >> #21: I'M THE VICEROY! 306 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,639 I MIMIC THE MONARCH BUTTERFLY, AND I AM OBSESSED WITH MONARCHS, 307 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,057 SO I MIMIC THEM! 308 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,894 >> I'M FLYING SIDE KICK, AND THESE ARE MY MAGIC NUNCHUCKS... 309 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,146 THAT I THINK MIGHT BE PRONOUNCED "NUN-CHA-KU." 310 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,774 I AM UNSURE OF THEIR PRONUNCIATION. 311 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,192 WHOA! CRAP! SORRY! 312 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,070 >> Hank: [ Hispanic accent ] AND I'M ENRRRRRICO MATASSA, LATIN 313 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,322 PLAYBOY AND INSANE EGOMANIAC! 314 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:37,159 MY NAME MEANS "HANK HANK," AND I'M ALSO USING A HANK OF YARN AS 315 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,202 A WEAPON! 316 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,246 ALSO, THIS IS A HUGE HANKIE! 317 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,747 >> [ BEEPS ] [ CRASH ] 318 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,709 >> #21: AND THAT'S OUR CRIME ROBOT THAT WE NAMED CRIMEROBOT! 319 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,670 >> Hank: WE PROGRAMMED HIM TO THINK ONLY ABOUT CRIME! 320 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,046 HE'S OBSESSED WITH IT! 321 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,632 NOW DROP TO THE GROUND OR SOMETHING! 322 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,468 AGAIN, WE ARE INSANE CRIMINALS! 323 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,851 >> Dr. Venture: KEEP GOING, THEN TAKE A LEFT ON SPRING. 324 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,269 >> OKEYDOKE! 325 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,729 >> RECALCULATING ROUTE. 326 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:07,523 TAKE LEFT ON PLAINVIEW DRIVE -- 4.3 MILES. 327 00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:08,607 >> Dr. Venture: WAIT. NO. 328 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,819 TAKE THE NEXT LEFT ON PLAINVIEW IN 4.3 MILES. 329 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:15,197 >> OR DO WE STAY ON PLAINVIEW FOR 4.3 MILES? 330 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,324 >> RECALCULATING ROUTE. 331 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,825 >> Dr. Venture: HATRED, STAY ON THE ROAD! 332 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,285 YOU'RE CONFUSING THE STUPID THING! 333 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,162 >> I'M FLYING OVER THE ROAD! 334 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:23,039 CAN'T STAY ON IT 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT ON IT! 335 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,749 >> Dr. Venture: JUST DO SOMETHING TO FIX IT! 336 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,758 THEY HAD NUTTY BUDDIES! 337 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:37,762 >> NOT SURE WE'RE PARKED LEGALLY HERE, BUT I DARE THEM TO TOW IT. 338 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:41,182 DOUBLE-DOG DARE THEM TO FIND A BOOT BIG ENOUGH FOR IT! 339 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,726 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] >> Hank: HEY, DON'T HANK ME 340 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,061 AROUND, COPPER! 341 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,897 >> #21: GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT -- MEMBER 283-21-MH! 342 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:51,400 WE ARE BOTH CLEARLY OBSESSIVELY INSANE, AND WE DEMAND A GUILD 343 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,611 REPRESENTATIVE TO TAKE US TO DUNWITCH ASYLUM. 344 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:54,737 >> HEY, RICKY! 345 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,406 THESE TWO ARE G.C.I. AND BOUND FOR WACKY WORLD. 346 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,574 I'LL RADIO IT IN. 347 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,326 >> [ CHUCKLES ] LESS WORK FOR US, HUH? 348 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,744 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, LET'S GO. 349 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,578 >> WHAT? 350 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:03,913 W-WE'RE INSANE CRIMINALS, TOO! 351 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,748 >> LET ME INFORM YOU OF YOUR RIGHTS, HERE, SWEETHEART. 352 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,750 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 353 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:13,631 [ FLUORESCENT LIGHTS BUZZING ] [ CLOCK TICKING ] 354 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,966 >> SHE, UH, SHE REALLY LOVES YOU, YOU KNOW. 355 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:16,926 >> Dean: UH... 356 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:17,468 OKAY. 357 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:18,094 >> YEAH. 358 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,261 I LOVE YOU. 359 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,137 WE ALL LOVE YOU. 360 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,180 >> Dean: UH... 361 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,098 NEAT. 362 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,308 [ BUZZER ] >> 15 MINUTES. 363 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,019 >> MY LITTLE JELLY BEAN! 364 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,896 >> Dean: MOM! 365 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,189 >> HEY, HEY! NO TOUCHING! 366 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,441 YOU GOT TO SIT DOWN RI-- [ GRUNTS ] 367 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,070 >> Dean: HEY! WHAT'S GOING -- >> HUSH-A-BYE, MY SWEET BABY. 368 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:37,154 MOTHER'S HERE. 369 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,115 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY NOW. 370 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,157 >> I LOVE MOTHER! 371 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,785 >> WHAT A GOOD BOY YOU ARE! 372 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,413 YOU'VE GROWN INTO SUCH A STRONG BOY. 373 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:51,502 NOW TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND SHOW MOTHER YOUR HANDSOME BODY. 374 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:52,920 >> #21: A BUTTERFLY. 375 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,296 IT'S PROBABLY MONARCH. 376 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,132 BUTTERFLY. 377 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,425 BIGGER BUTTERFLY. 378 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,343 THAT'S A BUTTERFLY, AS WELL. 379 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,636 IT'S A BUTTERFLY AGAIN. 380 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,888 DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MAKING THESE THINGS, BUT COME ON. 381 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,141 SERIOUSLY, THEY ALL LOOK LIKE BUTTERFLIES! 382 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,267 WHAT ELSE COULD THEY BE? 383 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,854 >> Hank: I SEE...TWO LADIES, HANKED SIDE-BY-SIDE. 384 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,898 BETWEEN THEM IS ME, ENRRRICO MATASSA. 385 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,818 THEY ARE FIGHTING OVER THE AFFECTIONS OF ENRICO MATASSA, I 386 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,988 THINK, BUT THIS ONE ON THE LEFT, SHE HAS THE HUSBAND. 387 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,990 HE IS NOT HANK AT ALL. 388 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:24,493 HE IS SO UNHANK THAT HE WANTS TO FIGHT ENRICO MATASSA! 389 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,955 BUT ENRICO MATASSA IS VERY HANK. 390 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,832 HE IS DOUBLE HANK! 391 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:30,458 >> OUT OF THE WAY! 392 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,709 OUT OF THE WAY! 393 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,752 THE PRISONER TORE THE KID'S FACE OFF WITH HER TEETH! 394 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,962 WE'RE TAKING HIM TO THE INFIRMARY! 395 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:39,175 [ ALARM BLARING ] >> Dean: [ GASPING ] 396 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,384 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 397 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,886 YOU ALMOST BROKE MY NECK! 398 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:45,347 >> OH, MY COLLECTIBLE DEANIE BABY! 399 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,017 MOTHER JUST WANTED MORE TIME WITH HER BOY. 400 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,852 I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE ANYMORE! 401 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,604 IT'S NOT FAIR TO BREAK UP A FAMILY! 402 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,231 IT'S NOT RIGHT! 403 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,649 >> ALL RIGHT. 404 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,152 CHECKED WITH THE GUILD'S LIST OF SUBORDINATES, MANSERVANTS, 405 00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,361 AND BOY WONDERS. 406 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,238 FLYING SIDE KICK'S NOT ON RECORD. 407 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,866 >> THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A BOY WONDER -- I'M A REGULAR VILLAIN. 408 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,202 IT'S "FLYING SIDE KICK" AS IN THE KARATE MOVE. 409 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,870 LIKE A SIDE KICK, YOU KNOW, BUT IN THE AIR. 410 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,372 >> SO YOU'RE NOT ANOTHER VILLAIN'S SIDEKICK, AND YOU 411 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,457 CAN'T FLY? 412 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,042 OPENING GATE 2! 413 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,126 GOT TO TAKE THE WEIGHTS OFF THE KID. 414 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,211 HE CAN'T REALLY FLY. 415 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,213 >> WHAT -- SO I DON'T NEED A BALL AND CHAIN? 416 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,298 >> NAH, WE HAVEN'T USED THOSE IN LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS. 417 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,968 I GOT THAT ONE FROM THE, UH, "OLD TIMEY JAILS" DISPLAY IN THE 418 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,220 LOBBY THERE. 419 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,222 >> YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION. 420 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,308 >> T-THIS JUST DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A -- WHAT WAS IT, 421 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:30,309 GUMDROP FOREST? 422 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,268 >> Dr. Venture: I DON'T KNOW. 423 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,102 MAYBE THESE ARE GUMDROP TREES. 424 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,354 I'M NOT A BOTANIST. 425 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,940 >> GUMDROP TREE-- DOC, THESE ARE THE KIND OF TREES 426 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,567 THAT DISEMBOWEL SCARECROWS LOOKING FOR WIZARDS. 427 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,903 >> Dr. Venture: LOOK, IT SAYS "TAKE INIQUITY PASSAGE FOR 428 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,113 8 MILES, ARRIVE AT BYGONE GULCH." 429 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,990 HATRED! BYGONE GULCH?! 430 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,076 WE'RE LOOKING FOR BY GOLLY GULCH! 431 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,077 >> YOU HEARD ME! 432 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,161 I SAID "GOLLY"! 433 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,412 >> Dr. Venture: STUPID PHONE! 434 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,247 WE SHOULD'VE USED MY MAPS! 435 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,498 >> I SAID "GOLLY"! 436 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,290 >> Dr. Venture: HATRED! 437 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,125 STOP THE JEEP! 438 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,921 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] >> #21: DUDE, WE GOT TO FIND 439 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,339 THAT TEDDY GUY AND GET OUT OF HERE. 440 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:04,009 I WAS OVER CRAFTING WHEN I WAS 7 -- NOT INCLUDING CUSTOMIZING 441 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,427 MY ZOID LIGER MODEL, OBVIOUSLY. 442 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,637 >> Hank: [ Normal ] OBVIOUSLY. 443 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,973 AND WHY ARE WE MAKING ALL THESE HEARTS? 444 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,933 AND WHY IS MINE AWESOME? 445 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,434 ANSWER -- DOILY. 446 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,477 DOILY... 447 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,436 DOI-AH-LEE... 448 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,605 >> WE MAKE THESE HEARTS FOR HER. 449 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,233 IT'S THE SECOND SUNDAY IN MAY. 450 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,278 WE'RE ALL MOMMA'S BOYS. 451 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,529 ARE A MOMMA'S BOY? 452 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,280 >> #21: WHAT?! 453 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,072 I MEAN...YEAH, OF COURSE. 454 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,282 I LOVE MY MOM. 455 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,117 >> [ Teddy's voice ] THEN, BROTHER, YOU KNOW TODAY IS 456 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,118 MOTHER'S DAY. 457 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,077 IT'S HER DAY. 458 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,288 ON HER DAY, WE BECOME A FAMILY. 459 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,540 SOON, IT WILL BE TIME. 460 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,457 >> Hank: HOLY... 461 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,834 YOU'RE TEDDY-TALK-TO-ME! 462 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,127 >> [ Laughing ] I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKEN. 463 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,086 >> Hank: DUDE! 464 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:39,670 WE NEED YOUR HELP! 465 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,297 >> CUCKOO! 5:00! 466 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,673 CUCKOO! 467 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,008 CUCKOO! 468 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:44,466 CLOCK! 469 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,217 CUCKOO! 470 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,343 CLOCK! 471 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:50,723 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> Dr. Venture: UGH! 472 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:51,557 WHAT HAPPENED? 473 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,516 MY HEAD... 474 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,184 >> YOU GOT A CONCUSSION, THERE. 475 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:57,146 >> Dr. Venture: UGH. I FEEL SI-- NUTTY BUDDY! 476 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,481 BLEH.... 477 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,026 [ SIGHS ] THAT'S IT -- I'M CALLING FOR 478 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,152 HELP. 479 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,279 [ WATCH BEEPS ] >> Hey, Doc. I'm here with you. 480 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,488 WE'RE GONNA DIE TOGETHER. 481 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,656 OVER. 482 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,074 >> I CAN'T CALL MY MOM. 483 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,451 SHE IS NUTS. 484 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:13,037 SHE SIGNED ME UP FOR ALATEEN BECAUSE I SMELLED LIKE BOOZE. 485 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,247 WHICH WAS ONLY, LIKE, PHEROMONE SPRAY CUT WITH A TOUCH OF LOVE'S 486 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,332 BABY SOFT. 487 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,375 >> [ BEEPS ] >> UH, BECAUSE I'VE FOUND THAT 488 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,170 WOMEN ARE PUT AT EASE WHEN THEY SMELL THEIR OWN KIND. 489 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,379 SERIOUSLY. 490 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,632 SO, DO YOU KNOW, LIKE, A LAWYER OR ANYBODY I CAN CALL? 491 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,384 >> [ BEEPS ] >> REALLY? 492 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,011 LIKE FREAKIN' DR. BOMBAY? 493 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,721 >> [ BEEPS ] >> ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA TRY IT. 494 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,348 IT'LL SAVE ME A QUARTER. 495 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:36,644 [ STRAINS ] WHOA! 496 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:40,356 >> Dr. Orpheus: ALL THOSE WHO CREEP ARE NOW ASLEEP! 497 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,440 DERMOTT? 498 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,691 HOW INTRIGUING. 499 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,194 I FELT THAT IT WAS ONE OF THE VENTURE BOYS IN PERIL. 500 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,612 SO...ODD. 501 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,905 >> DUDE, THAT WAS SWEET! 502 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,698 >> Dr. Orpheus: REGARDLESS, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE. 503 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,742 >> AW, YOU GONNA TURN BACK TIME TILL, LIKE, BEFORE THIS 504 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,534 HAPPENED? 505 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,911 >> Dr. Orpheus: WELL, NO. 506 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,247 I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR ARREST RECORD OFF THEIR COMPUTER AND 507 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,415 GET US A TAXICAB. 508 00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,667 >> [ SCOFFS ] GYP. 509 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,794 >> Dr. Orpheus: OH! [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SORRY. 510 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,047 WAS MY APPEARING FROM THIN AIR AND PUTTING EVERYONE TO SLEEP A 511 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,340 DISAPPOINTMENT? 512 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,759 YOU SEE THAT KIND OF MAGICAL FUN CONSTANTLY, I ASSUME? 513 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:11,095 NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU? 514 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:11,595 >> Together: MOTHER! 515 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,304 >> CUCKOO! 516 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,180 >> Together: MOTHER! 517 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:13,806 MOTHER! 518 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:14,556 >> CUCKOO! CUCKOO! 519 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,474 >> Together: MOTHER! 520 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,435 MOTHER! MOTHER! 521 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,230 >> ALL MY LITTLE BABIES! 522 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:24,858 WE ARE FINALLY A FAMILY! 523 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,486 MOTHER DOESN'T JUDGE HER SWEET CHILDREN. 524 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:31,323 YOU'RE FREE -- FREE TO BE YOURSELVES NOW! 525 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,491 >> Hank: MM...THAT'S MY MOM, I THINK. 526 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,284 >> MAYBE MAN! BIG TIME! 527 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,246 CAN YOU DO MOMMY YOUR SPECIAL FAVOR NOW? 528 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:37,746 >> YES, MOTHER! 529 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,164 >> MAYBE! 530 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,334 >> COULD YOU RETURN ME TO THE DAY WHEN MY LITTLE BABY DEAN WAS 531 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:42,918 BORN? 532 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,253 >> OF COURSE! 533 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,587 THERE'S TIME FOR THAT! 534 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,840 >> AREN'T YOU A GOOD BOY. 535 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:51,593 AND, MAYBE MAN, COULD YOU PUT BABY DEAN IN MY PINK, PILLOWY 536 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:57,141 WOMB SO I CAN FINALLY GIVE BIRTH TO MY TEENY-WEENIE DEANIE AND 537 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,477 BE HIS ONLY-WONLY MOMMY? 538 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,604 >> UM...MAYBE. 539 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,439 >> Hank: "FINALLY GIVE BIRTH"? 540 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,149 YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER! 541 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,483 I KNEW YOU WERE LYING! 542 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,235 >> HANKY-POO?! 543 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,154 YOU'VE COME TO ME! 544 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,489 >> Hank: I'M NOT A HANK-- SHE IS NOT MY MOTHER! 545 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,449 >> #21: YEAH! 546 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,616 SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER, EITHER! 547 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,160 I'M THE VICEROY! 548 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,828 I WANT TO BE A MONARCH! 549 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,246 BUTTERFLY, I MEAN! 550 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,415 >> NO! SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER! 551 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,791 I'M TEDDY! 552 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,585 I WANT TO SLIDE DOWN RAINBOWS! 553 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,837 >> AND I'M RADICAL LEFT! 554 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,756 I WANT ANARCHY! 555 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,467 AND -- AND MAYBE A NICE HOME AND A FAMILY. 556 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,342 >> #21: YEAH! 557 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,386 MOTHER HELPED BUILD THE WALL! 558 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,596 TEAR DOWN THE WALL! 559 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,556 >> PLAY NICE, EVERYBODY! 560 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:38,974 SHAKE HANDS, YOU TWO! 561 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,269 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] SETTLE DOWN! SETTLE DOWN! 562 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,147 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 563 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,399 >> Dean: [ MUFFLED SCREAMING ] >> NO! 564 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,443 NO! NO! MY SWEET BABIES! 565 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,319 NO! 566 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,029 >> [ LAUGHS ] 567 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,911 >> #21: GET GOING! I'LL GET YOUR BROTHER! 568 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,829 >> TH IS YOUR WORST DEATH CONFESSION? 569 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,497 THAT? REALLY? 570 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,664 >> Dr. Venture: WHAT? 571 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,374 I LET HER BELIEVE SHE WAS THE BOY'S MOTHER. 572 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,667 I MESSED HER UP PRETTY BAD. 573 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,794 BEATS YOUR "I WAS AN O.S.I. 574 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,337 TRAITOR, BOO HOO" NONSENSE. 575 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,505 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 576 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,715 HERE -- YOU SEE THESE MAN BOOBS HERE? 577 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,509 WELL, THEY KINDA TURN ME ON. 578 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,345 SOMETIMES I LOOK AT THEM WHEN I MASTURBATE AND PRETEND THEY'RE 579 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,262 ON A LADY. 580 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,180 THERE! 581 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,389 THAT'S A DEATH CONFESSION! 582 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,432 >> Dr. Venture: I CAN BEAT IT! 583 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,558 HANK'S FRIEND DERMOTT? 584 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,602 THAT'S MY ILLEGITIMATE SON. 585 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,687 YUP -- LOVE CHILD. 586 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,856 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED. 587 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:28,524 >> WOW. 588 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,733 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. 589 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,609 THAT IS... 590 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,860 [ SIGHS ] WOW. 591 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,488 [ SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE ] [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 592 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,533 [ GLASS BREAKING ] >> Dean: AWW! 593 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:38,867 I KNEW SHE WASN'T OUR MOM. 594 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,955 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A GOOD THING, AND I DON'T GET GOOD THINGS. 595 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:46,542 >> Hank: YEAH, IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT A RAVING LUNATIC THAT 596 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,503 WANTED TO MAKE YOU A BABY AGAIN AND THEN PUSH YOU UP HER LADY 597 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,338 HOLE ISN'T OUR REAL MOM. 598 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,256 REAL TRAGEDY. 599 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,049 >> Dean: YEAH. GOOD POINT. 600 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,218 AMAZINGLY, YOU ALWAYS HAVE GOOD POINTS, HANK. 601 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,513 >> Hank: THAT'S "ENRICO MATASSA," MY FRIEND. 602 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,389 >> #21: AH, THERE YOU ARE. 603 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,390 YEAH, I COULDN'T FIND TEDDY. 604 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,308 IT'S A MADHOUSE IN THERE. 605 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,227 I MEAN, IT WAS A MADHOUSE TO BEGIN WITH, BUT -- WELL, YOU 606 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:05,978 KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 607 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,187 >> Dean: EH, DON'T WORRY. 608 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,398 WE'LL JUST TELL MY DAD THAT WE...WENT TO SAVE DEAN. 609 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,315 >> Dean: WHAT? 610 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,650 YOU DIDN'T COME TO SAVE ME? 611 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,319 [ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ] >> #21: AW, GEEZ. GUILD WASPS. 612 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,362 WE GOT TO HAUL. 613 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,697 >> Dr. Venture: IT'S EFFORTLESS. 614 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,824 WE'RE JUST TUNED INTO EACH OTHER. 615 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:22,327 IRONIC THAT MY BESTIE IS A DUST HEAD AND MY EX-KIDNAPPER. 616 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,579 >> HE KIDNAPPED YOU? 617 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,080 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, ABOUT A YEAR AGO, WHEN ALL THOSE 618 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,373 SCIENTISTS WERE TAKEN. 619 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,667 HE WAS WORKING WITH THESE GUYS CALLED THE MONSTER AND -- 620 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,918 >> AH, WAIT, WAIT. 621 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,379 DON'T TELL ME -- A GUY WITH A ROBOT VOICE, RIGHT? 622 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:33,547 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, THAT WAS HIM. 623 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,674 TED JUST GETS MIXED UP WITH THESE GUYS, LIKE 624 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,427 GRUMPY BANDERSNATCH AND THAT ROBOT GUY. 625 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,889 HE'S GOT TO STOP SWINGING FROM GUMDROP TREES AND GROW UP. 626 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,932 [ CHUCKLES ] I GUESS I'M LIKE A MENTOR TO 627 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,516 HIM. 628 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,267 >> DOC... 629 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,602 [ SIGHS ] AH, GEEZ. 630 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,605 I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT TED. 631 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,064 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS AT ALL. 632 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,566 [ RUMBLING, GRINDING ] >> Dr. Venture: HATRED, STOP 633 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,275 MOVING! 634 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,652 WE'RE SLIDING AGAIN! 635 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,070 >> GRAB THE BRANCH! 636 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,823 YOUR BUGGY IS ABOUT TO SLIDE DOWN THE GULCH! 637 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,617 >> Dr. Venture: TED?! 638 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,368 [ GRUNTING ] 639 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,918 >> Dr. Orpheus: IT'S NOT A DNA TEST. 640 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,587 I'M SIMPLY SAYING THAT WHEN YOU SUMMONED ME, I FELT THE MIND OF 641 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:14,713 A VENTURE BOY. 642 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,089 >> SO...I'M A VENTURE? 643 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,425 >> Dr. Orpheus: MAGIC REVEALS LITTLE MORE THAN QUESTIONS. 644 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:22,262 SHE IS A CAPRICIOUS LIGHT THAT TICKLES THE INTELLECT AND BEGS 645 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,807 US TO PEER INTO THE NEWLY ILLUMINATED TRUTH. 646 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,768 >> YEAH, THAT'S, UH, TOTALLY CONFUSING. 647 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,978 >> Dr. Orpheus: THEN I, AGAIN, HAVE DONE MY JOB. 648 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,856 >> WELL IF, YOU KNOW, I'M A VENTURE, THEN CAN YOU GIVE ME 649 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,232 YOUR DAUGHTER'S NEW NUMBER? 650 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,402 >> Dr. Orpheus: NOT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, DERMOTT. 651 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,363 >> [ GRUNTING ] >> Dr. Venture: I COME TO SAVE 652 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,281 YOU, AND YOU END UP SAVING ME. 653 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,616 [ LAUGHS ] HOW ABOUT THAT? 654 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,659 >> I LOVE YOU. 655 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,619 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 656 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:49,539 NOW I HAVE TO RETURN TO MY LADY BUGBEAR AND ALL MY FRIENDS 657 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,084 IN BY GOLLY GULCH. 658 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,502 >> Dr. Venture: CALL ME, YOU RASCAL! 659 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,588 AND GIVE YOUR LADYBUG A SLAP ON THE FANNY FOR ME, PLAYER! 660 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,840 [ CHUCKLES ] AHHHH. 661 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,050 YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 662 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,427 HE'S A BIT OUT THERE, BUT JUST TRUE BLUE. 663 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,845 NOW, WHAT WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT HIM? 664 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,848 >> UH, THAT, UHH...HE'S A... 665 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:07,808 BURN VICTIM? 666 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,225 >> Dr. Venture: OH, MY GOD. 667 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,351 RIGHT? 668 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,520 THAT NOSE -- [SHUDDERS] [ SHALLOW GRAVY'S 669 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:17,401 "DIEarrhea" PLAYS ] >> Hank: ♪ COME ON, SMELL 670 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,528 ♪ FEEL THE DIARRHATION 671 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:23,782 ♪ THEY ALL DIED OF 672 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,534 >> ♪ DIARRHEA >> Hank: ♪ THOMAS JEFFERSON 673 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,160 HAD ♪ >> ♪ DIARRHEA 674 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,705 >> Hank: ♪ JAMES K. POLK HAD >> ♪ DIARRHEA 675 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,206 >> Hank: ♪ WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON ♪ 676 00:21:31,289 --> 00:21:32,749 >> ♪ YEAH >> Hank: ♪ THEY ALL DIED 677 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,508 >> Dr. Venture: BY THE TIME WE FOUND THE HOVER TANK AND 678 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,802 REMOVED THE LIKE 40 PARKING TICKETS ON IT, WE FIGURED IT WAS 679 00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,053 TOO LATE TO CALL, SO... 680 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,055 >> Hank: OH, WE HAD AN INTERESTING NIGHT, TOO. 681 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,642 WE WERE SAVING DEAN FROM MYRA, WHO'S NOT OUR MOM, 682 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,935 APPARENTLY...? 683 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:52,728 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH... 684 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,146 DADDY MAKES MISTAKES, HANK. 685 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:57,899 YOU BOYS NEEDED FREE DAYCARE, AND WHEN MYRA WAS YOUNGER, SHE 686 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,444 WAS QUITE THE SEXUAL PANTHER. 687 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,070 I NEEDED MY DAYCARE, TOO. 688 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:02,946 >> OH, GROSS! 689 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:03,864 DUDE, THAT'S MY CUE. 690 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:04,990 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS. 691 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:06,575 I GOT TO GO TO WORK IN TWO HOURS. 692 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,243 LATER, LOSER. 693 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:10,871 >> Hank: LATRIX, MY FART-FLAVORED FRIEND. 694 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,582 >> Dr. Venture: YEAH, SHE WORE THESE LITTLE HOT PANTS. 695 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,458 >> Hank: NO! 696 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,083 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, EITHER! 697 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,626 >> OH, UH, LATER... 698 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,712 DAD. 699 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:25,635 DOUCHE.