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[ Mexican accent ] THE BIG
TOP GOT A LITTLE SMALLER TODAY,
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AND THE WORLD GOT A LITTLE LESS
FUNNY.
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BOGGLES THE CLUE CLOWN HAS TOLD
HIS LAST JOKE.
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[ Robotic voice ] SOVEREIGN
HAS CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING
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TO APPOINT COUNCILMAN 4's
REPLACEMENT.
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HIS NAME WAS BOGGLES, YOU
CHROMIUM CROSSBREED!
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STUFF YOUR MEETING!
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I'M MOURNING HERE!
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MY APOLOGIES,
RED MANTLE/DRAGOON HYBRID.
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I KNOW YOU MEN WERE CLOSE.
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THEY WERE CLOSE.
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I NEVER MUCH CARED FOR THE MAN.
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I FOUND HIS JOKES TEDIOUS, HIS
RIDDLES OBVIOUS --
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OH, THE TWO OF YOU!
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HONESTLY, IF YOU HATE BOGGLES SO
MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER
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THERE WITH THOSE DICKS?
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CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S REALLY
GONE.
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RIGHT? WHO THE HELL ARE WE
GONNA FIGHT NOW?
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LANGUAGE, CHUM.
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AND STAY ALERT.
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IF I KNOW THE CLUE CLOWN, HE'S
GOT ONE LAST TRICK UP HIS PUFFY
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SLEEVE.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
PTCHOO! GOTCHA!
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PTCHOO! PTCHOO! PTCHOO!
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DIRECT HIT.
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FIND YOUR LIGHT, LADIES.
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SMILE.
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YOU'RE ON COVERT CAMERA.
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ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE IT EASY
ON THE EQUIPMENT THERE.
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Brock: ANYONE ELSE FIND IT A
LITTLE CONVENIENT THE ONE GUY ON
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THE COUNCIL MONSTROSO I.D.'d
SUDDENLY DROPPED DEAD?
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THERE'S NOTHING CONVENIENT
ABOUT HEART DISEASE, I CAN
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ASSURE YOU, AGENT SAMSON.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR TICKER
TAPS OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL OF
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YOUR CLOWN CAR.
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HEARD IT TOOK 20 MINUTES TO PULL
HIS HENCH-CLOWNS OUT BEFORE THEY
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COULD EVEN GET TO HIM.
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Brock: I JUST HOPE HUNTER'S
HUNCH IS RIGHT AND SOME OF HIS
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COUNCIL CRONIES SHOW UP TO PAY
THEIR RESPECTS.
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IT WAS BOGGLES' LAST WISH
THAT I READ THIS.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
"TO CAPTAIN SUNSHINE, MY
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LONGTIME NEMESIS.
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WHAT KIND OF JACK WON'T HELP YOU
FIX A FLAT OR SCORE A ROYAL
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FLUSH OR PLUG YOUR PHONE IN?
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THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU."
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[ SCOFFS ]
SHUCKS, THAT ONE'S EASY.
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SHH!
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FLAT, FLUSH, PHONE -- BOGGLES,
YOU FIEND!
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
TOO SOON!
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[ SPRING SQUEAKS ]
HE ALWAYS SAID HE'D HAVE THE
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LAST LAUGH.
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HE WAS ALWAYS WRONG.
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[ CALLIOPE PLAYS CHOPIN'S
"FUNERAL MARCH" ]
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NO! NO-O-O-O!
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[ CRYING ]
NO. GET OFF ME!
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HOLD UP.
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I THINK WE'VE GOT AN ELEMENTAL.
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BOOM! YUMMY.
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WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?
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SHE'S AN EARTH MOVER, ABOUT
5'7", TWO HEADS.
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GREAT.
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NOW HAND'S ALL DIRTY, TOO.
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HAVE YOU CONCLUDED YOUR
MOURNING, RED MANTLE?
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YOU AGAIN?
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BECAUSE THAT MEETING --
GOOD GOD, MAN.
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HAVE YOU NO HUMANITY LEFT IN YOU
WHATSOEVER?
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THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO
FRIENDS, VENDATA.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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HIS NAME IS VENDATA.
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GUILD CYBORG, STARTED HENCHING
IN THE LATE '70s, EARNED LEVEL-1
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STATUS WITH A STRING OF
HIGH-PROFILE SUPER CRIMES IN THE
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'80s.
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LARGELY INACTIVE SINCE '98.
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AND A DEAD RINGER FOR
COUNCILMAN #1.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THIS IS IT, SPORTS FANS -- THE
BRASS RING.
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IF WE CAN GET TO THIS GUY, WE
CAN GET TO THE GUILD.
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Brock: SO, WHAT ELSE DO WE
KNOW ABOUT HIM?
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SOMEONE MUST HAVE BUILT HIM,
RIGHT?
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I'VE TRIED SEARCHING EARLIER
RECORDS, BUT ALL OF THAT DATA IS
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CLASSIFIED.
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AS YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE
CLEARANCE TO --
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I SURE AS HELL DO.
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OKAY.
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SO, UM, SHOULD I NOT LOOK, OR...
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THERE IT IS.
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"VENDATA -- FORMERLY KNOWN AS
VENTURION.
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CYBORG PROTOTYPE BUILT BY
VENTURE INDUSTRIES CIRCA 1976."
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HE'S THE BICENTENNIAL MAN.
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Brock: WHOA.
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OLD JONAS MUST HAVE PULLED SOME
STRINGS TO GET THAT BURIED.
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I'M NOT LISTENING.
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HMM.
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"PROJECT ABANDONED AFTER SUBJECT
EXHIBITED ERRATIC BEHAVIOR,
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ATTEMPTED TO STRANGLE
RUSTY VENTURE."
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Brock: BEEN THERE.
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SO, UH, HOW DO WE PUT THE SCREWS
TO A ROGUE RoboCop?
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SIMPLE.
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CHECK OUT THIS MORNING'S
GUILDSLIST.
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"BOT SEEKS BOT.
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MATURE PROFESSIONAL MAN OF METAL
LOOKING TO MAKE A MEANINGFUL
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CONNECTION"?
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Brock: A CYBORG PLACED A
PERSONALS' AD.
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WELL, HE'S STILL HALF A MAN,
AIN'T HE?
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NOW WE KNOW WHICH HALF.
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EVERYONE GETS LONELY...
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SOMETIMES.
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THEY'RE NOT AS LUCKY AS US.
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"MIGHT WE MAKE GOOD ALLOYS."
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WHAT'S THAT, A TYPO?
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DOES HE MEAN ALLIES?
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CYBORGS DON'T MAKE TYPOS.
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IT'S A PUN -- A GOD-AWFUL ONE,
BUT THAT'S OUR IN.
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CLASSIC HONEY TRAP.
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SIR, I'M WILLING TO VOLUNTEER
FOR THIS MISSION.
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MM, NOPE.
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SORRY, GOLDIE.
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YOU AIN'T HIS TYPE.
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WELL, I'M NOT DOING A ROBOT.
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Brock: WELL, THEN, WHO IS?
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APPRECIATE YOU COMING IN ON
SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
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WE WOULDN'T HAVE CALLED IF IT
WASN'T REAL IMPORTANT.
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[ Robotic voice ] I AM GLAD
TO BE OF ASSISTANCE.
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WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM,
RIGHT?
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AND TEAMWORK IS WHAT IT'S ALL
ABOUT, SO IT IS WITH GREAT
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PLEASURE THAT I OFFICIALLY
INTRODUCE THE NEW COUNCILMAN 4
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TO OUR LITTLE FAMILY.
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THANKS, GUYS.
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REALLY LOOKING FORWARD --
SO, IF THERE'S NO OTHER
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BUSINESS, I HEREBY ADJOURN THIS
SESSION OF THE COUNCIL OF 13.
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WAIT, IS THAT IT?
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FIRST NEW MEMBER IN, LIKE, 15
YEARS.
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SHOULDN'T WE CELEBRATE OR
SOMETHING?
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YES! TAKE THE NEW GUY OUT?
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WELCOME HIM TO THE TEAM?
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[ ALL MURMUR AGREEMENT ]
THERE WILL BE NO CELEBRATION!
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ANONYMITY IS ESSENTIAL TO THE
BUSINESS OF THIS COMMITTEE.
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OH, PLEASE.
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WHOM ARE WE TRYING TO KID?
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WE ALL KNOW WHO WE REALLY ARE,
AND THE NEW GUY -- WELL, IT'S
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CLEARLY PHAGE.
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LOOK AT HIS HEAD, FOR GOD'S
SAKE.
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COUNCILMAN 3 AND 8, I AM
WILLING TO OVERLOOK YOUR
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INDISCRETION AT THE CLUE CLOWN'S
FUNERAL.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THAT!
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BUT I WILL TOLERATE NO
FURTHER VIOLATIONS OF COUNCIL
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CODE.
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MEETING ADJOURNED.
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YOU GUYS STILL HERE?
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RIGHT.
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WHERE ARE WE DOING THIS?
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UH, WHY DON'T Y'ALL JUST
SWING BY MY CLUB TONIGHT?
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DRINKS ON THE HOUSE.
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I CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT,
GUYS.
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I'M SORRY.
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TELE-SCREENING IN FROM PHOENIX.
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THE GRANDKIDS ARE HERE.
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OH, I HAVE, UH, YOUTH GROUP
TONIGHT.
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AND, UH, UH, I'M ON THE MOON.
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[ Robotic voice ] I CANNOT
ATTEND EITHER.
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OH, GOOD-TIME CHARLIE CAN'T
MAKE IT.
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BIG SURPRISE.
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[ ALL CHUCKLE ]
WHAT, DO YOU HAVE A HOT DATE?
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OOH.
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NO.
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IT IS MORE JUST DINNER WITH --
WITH A FRIEND.
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OH, SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE
FRIENDS?
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WHO IS THIS "FRIEND"?
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A CUISINART?
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THIS JOCULARITY IS QUITE
AMUSING, BUT I REALLY MUST GO.
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I AM PROGRAMMED FOR STRICT
PUNCTUALITY.
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SO, HOW ABOUT THE REST OF
YOU?
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SHOULD WE CARPOOL?
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OH, WE'RE ALL SO SPREAD OUT.
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LET'S JUST MEET AT THE CLUB
AROUND 9:00.
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DONE DEAL.
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IT'S A PARTY, THEN.
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SO MUCH FOR YOUR PRECIOUS
ANONYMITY.
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LEAST I TRIED.
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AND YOU -- MOON.
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YOU'RE COMING OUT.
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Brock: NICE.
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THE TECH BOYS DID A GOOD JOB.
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YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM.
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NOW, REMEMBER, YOUR NAME IS
GALACTICON.
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YOU DOWNLOADED HIS PROFILE,
RIGHT?
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YOU GOT IT ALL MEMORIZED?
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FINGERS. FINGERS.
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Brock: PAY ATTENTION,
GHOST ROBOT.
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GALACTICON.
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MY NAME IS GALACTICON.
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LEVEL-3 TERROR-BOT, GUILD MEMBER
FIVE YEARS.
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I WORK OUT OF TUCSON.
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Brock: THAT'S MY BOT.
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ALL RIGHT, HE'S READY.
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WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO STICK
THIS?
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NOT GONNA GO THERE.
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THERE IS NO NEED.
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I HAVE A WIRE BUILT INTO MY
HEAD.
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Brock: OKAY.
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BETTER HEAD IN.
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SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS GUY'S
THE PUNCTUAL TYPE.
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HEY, SO, WHERE DO YOU GUYS
WANT ME -- ON THAT RIDGE OVER
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THERE?
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HONEY OF A SHOT FROM OVER THERE.
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Brock: NO, HEADSHOT.
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JUST...HANG TIGHT FOR NOW.
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YEAH, YOU JUST PARK THAT CUTE
LITTLE DERRIERE OF YOURS RIGHT
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HERE.
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YOU KNOW, ENOUGH,
SHORE LEAVE.
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WE'RE ALL JUST A LITTLE TIRED OF
THE WHOLE SASSY, GAY-GUY
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SCHTICK, OKAY?
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YOU KNOW I'M WITH AMBER.
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MM, REALLY?
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[ Chuckling ] DOES AMBER KNOW
THAT?
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WHAT?
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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Brock: HEY, YOU KNOW, YEAH.
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THAT, UH, RIDGE UP THERE DOES
LOOK PRETTY GOOD.
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YEAH, YOU GOT A GOOD SHOT FROM
UP THERE.
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ER, UH, SWEET RIDE,
STEPPENWOLF.
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THANKS.
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BUILT THE OLD DOOM BUGGY HERE
MYSELF BACK IN '66.
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FORD COBRA ENGINE, CHROME-PLATED
STROMBERG CARBURETORS,
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BOBBY BARR RACING HEADERS --
SHE'S NOT STREET LEGAL, OF
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COURSE, BUT THEN, I AM A
SUPERVILLAIN.
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OH, BUT THOSE WERE HEADY
TIMES.
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WE'D ALL GET TOGETHER ON THE
WEEKENDS AND RACE ONE ANOTHER.
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I, IN MY MANTLE-MOBILE, AND
BOGGLES IN HIS CLUE CAR.
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BOGGLES...
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HEY, WHO WAS THAT ONE
FELLOW -- UH, WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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WITH THE MUSTACHE?
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OH, THAT NARROWS IT DOWN.
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NO, NO.
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YOU KNOW THE ONE.
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HE HAD A DOG WHOM HE TAUGHT TO
DRIVE, AND IT WOULD TAUNT AND
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SNICKER AT US.
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WHAT?!
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OH, YOU SENILE, OLD FOOL.
241
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YOU'RE THINKING OF THE
"WACKY RACES."
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YES, YES.
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00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:05,610
THEY COULD GET QUITE WACKY AT
TIMES.
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OOH!
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WE SHOULD GET A DOG.
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SO...
247
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SO...
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT FROM YOUR
PHOTOGRAPHS.
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ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?
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AMBIVALENT.
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MERELY RE-CALIBRATING
EXPECTATIONS.
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THERE.
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I GUESS YOU DO THIS A LOT.
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ACTUALLY, IT IS MY FIRST
TIME.
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REALLY, NOW.
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YOU DON'T SAY.
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AFFIRMATIVE.
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I HAVE DIFFICULTY CONNECTING
WITH PEOPLE.
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SOME OF MY CO-WORKERS HAVE BEEN
RAZZING ME ABOUT IT.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOUR
CO-WORKERS.
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Brock: NICE, G.R.
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REAL SUBTLE.
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ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?
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FULL DISCLOSURE -- I DO NOT
EAT.
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I DO.
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HOWEVER, I CAN ONLY CONSUME A
SPECIALLY FORMULATED ENZYME
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PASTE.
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SO...
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YES.
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LET US GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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Brock: NO, NO. DON'T!
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ABORT. ABORT.
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CAN HE EVEN HEAR ME?
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WHERE IS YOUR VEHICLE PARKED?
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I TOOK THE PUBLIC
TRANSPORTATION.
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THEN WE WILL TAKE MY VEHICLE.
277
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,292
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
Brock: WHERE THE HELL IS HE
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00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:10,758
TAKING HIM?
279
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WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
280
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,803
MAYBE HE'S LOOKING FOR A
NICE, QUIET PLACE TO PARK AND
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NECK.
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Brock: OR A NICE, QUIET PLACE
FOR A HIT.
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NOT IF I TAKE HIM OUT FIRST.
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Brock: NO.
285
00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,184
HEADSHOT, HEADSHOT, WAIT A SEC.
286
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SNOOP, THROW THE CLOAK UP.
287
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:23,354
DUDE!
288
00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:24,855
OH, SORRY. SORRY.
289
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:25,690
I'M ON IT.
290
00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,400
OH, WHERE DID ALL MY WINDOWS GO?
291
00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,192
Brock: COME ON, MAN.
292
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,778
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW OUR COVER.
293
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,826
IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?
294
00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,077
NEGATIVE.
295
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,912
[ ALL SIGH, MUTTER ]
I THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING, BUT I
296
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:40,871
DID NOT.
297
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,248
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE?
298
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:43,791
NO. I HAVE NOT.
299
00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:46,210
WELCOME TO DON HELL'S,
GENTLEMEN.
300
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,046
GUILD I.D.'s, PLEASE.
301
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,214
SORRY, GALACTICON.
302
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,174
YOU KNOW HOW DON IS ABOUT RULES.
303
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:55,052
YOU FELLAS HAVE A GOOD TIME
TONIGHT, OKAY?
304
00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,596
Brock: SO, IT'S A, UH...
305
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:57,513
NIGHTCLUB?
306
00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:58,889
AND...WE JUST LOST HIS
SIGNAL.
307
00:09:58,973 --> 00:09:59,473
Brock: WHAT?
308
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,308
GET IT BACK.
309
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:01,183
WELL, I CAN'T.
310
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:02,143
THEY MUST HAVE GONE UNDERGROUND.
311
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:03,477
STUPID MACHINE!
312
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,147
Brock: SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME
WE JUST SENT OUR UNARMED
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00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:09,734
CIVILIAN INFORMANT INTO AN
UNDERGROUND NEST OF
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00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,653
SUPERVILLAINS, AND WE'RE DEAF,
DUMB, AND BLIND OUT HERE?!
315
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,072
[ ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
316
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,290
VILLAIN CRAP HERE FROM MY
BODYGUARD DAYS.
317
00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:25,916
SHOULD FIND SOMETHING THAT WILL
FIT YOU.
318
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,044
SO, WHAT IS THIS, LIKE YOUR
FORTRESS OF BROCKITUDE?
319
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,337
SECRET BROCK CAVE?
320
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,005
SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE BLINDFOLDED
ME BEFORE YOU LET ME IN?
321
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,131
GASSED ME OR SOMETHING?
322
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,174
Brock: KEEP IT UP, AND I
MIGHT.
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00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,258
HERE.
324
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,426
SO, WHAT, DID YOU KILL ALL
THESE GUYS?
325
00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:36,552
Brock: MOST, YEAH.
326
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,429
SOME OF THEM JUST DROPPED THEIR
SHIT AND RAN.
327
00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:39,180
WHO WAS THIS CHIEF?
328
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,348
Brock: I DON'T KNOW.
329
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:42,391
I WAS TOO BUSY ROAD-HAULING HIM
TO CATCH HIS NAME.
330
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,436
UNLESS IT WAS
"WAIT, WAIT, PLEASE STOP"-MAN.
331
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,563
SNOOP, WE'RE GONNA NEED TWO
GUILD I.D.'s.
332
00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:51,734
ONE FOR A, UH, YETI MUMMY,
AND, UH, WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE?
333
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,443
HMM.
334
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,528
HOW ABOUT THE FRUIT BAT.
335
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,155
Brock: AND ONE FOR
THE FRUIT BAT.
336
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,281
WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO, NO.
337
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,617
I'M CONQUISTA-DORABLE.
338
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,243
Brock: OH, JUST HURRY UP AND
PICK ONE.
339
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,578
ALL RIGHT.
340
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,664
WHOEVER'S IN THERE, PUT YOUR
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.
341
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,291
[ GUN COCKS ]
AH, HEY.
342
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,417
IT'S JUST YOU GUYS.
343
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,129
UH, WHAT ARE YOU UP --
[ EXCLAIMS ]
344
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,464
Brock: AW, DUDE.
345
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:14,090
WHAT?
346
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,257
HE STARTLED ME.
347
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,009
BESIDES, WE'RE ON A SECRET
MISSION HERE.
348
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,053
YOU KNOW HE WOULD HAVE TRIED TO
CRASH THE PARTY.
349
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:20,304
Dr. Venture: PARTY?
350
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,639
YOU GUYS HAVING A PARTY IN HERE?
351
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:24,141
HOPE I'M INVITED, SEEING AS IT'S
MY HOUSE YOU'RE BREAKING AND
352
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,017
ENTERING.
353
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,310
Brock: OH, HEY, DOC, UH, NO.
354
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,478
NO PARTY.
355
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,481
JUST, UH, CAME TO, UH, GRAB SOME
OF MY OLD STUFF.
356
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,066
SO, WE'RE JUST LEAVING.
357
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,109
Dr. Venture: GREAT.
358
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:33,943
HATRED'S OFF THE WAGON AGAIN.
359
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,236
NICE WORK, BROCK.
360
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,279
WH-- IS THAT MY YETI-MUMMY
COSTUME?
361
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,156
YOU NEVER RETURNED IT TO THE
SHOP?
362
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,241
Brock: UH, YEAH, NO.
363
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,700
THAT'S WHAT I HAD TO COME BACK
HERE FOR.
364
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,493
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
365
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,245
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE LATE FEE.
366
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,287
Dr. Venture: COME ON, BROCK.
367
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,539
YOU NEVER COULD LIE TO ME.
368
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:47,540
WHERE'S THE PARTY?
369
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,208
Brock: DOC, I REALLY GOT TO
GO.
370
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,043
THE COSTUME SHOP CLOSES IN 10
MINUTES.
371
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,087
I DON'T WANT TO GET CHARGED FOR
ANOTHER DAY.
372
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,296
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
373
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:57,842
ALL RIGHT.
374
00:11:57,925 --> 00:12:00,553
THAT'S A RUM AND COKE,
TOM COLLINS, OLD FASHIONED,
375
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:04,181
ABSINTHE AND SODA, KAMIKAZE,
SINGLE-MALT SCOTCH NEAT, AND A
376
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,391
LIGHT BEER.
377
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,225
ENJOY, GUYS.
378
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,184
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
379
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,602
WE'RE MIXING DRINKS.
380
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,272
BEER BEFORE LIQUOR, NEVER BEEN
SICKER.
381
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:12,690
THEN DRINK YOURS FAST.
382
00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:13,399
NEVER.
383
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,192
YOU MADE IT. WELCOME.
384
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,193
WELCOME.
385
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,695
LOOK WHO ELSE DECIDED TO SHOW
UP.
386
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,071
IF IT ISN'T COUNCILMAN FUN.
387
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,489
WHO THE HELL'S HE WITH?
388
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,450
IS THAT G-G-G-G-GALACTICON?
389
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,952
[ LAUGHS ]
I DIDN'T KNOW VENDATA WAS INTO
390
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,412
ROUGH TRADE.
391
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,206
THAT GALACTICON GUY IS IN HERE
EVERY WEEK PICKING UP A NEW
392
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,583
JOHN.
393
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,377
AND HERE IS ANOTHER THING
THAT HAS ALWAYS VEXED ME ABOUT
394
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,712
THAT SHOW.
395
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:37,047
WHY DO THEY CALL IT "CHiPs" AS
AN ACRONYM FOR CALIFORNIA
396
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,674
HIGHWAY PATROL?
397
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:42,052
IT SHOULD LOGICALLY BE
PRONOUNCED "CHIPES," WITH A LONG
398
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,346
"I."
399
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,182
MY CO-WORKERS I TOLD YOU
ABOUT.
400
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,017
I SHOULD PROBABLY SAY "HELLO."
401
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:48,684
GREAT.
402
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,060
I AM EAGER TO MEET THEM.
403
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,145
NO. NO.
404
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,522
I WILL ONLY BE A MOMENT.
405
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,483
I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM
IS.
406
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,736
I'M A FULLY LICENSED MEMBER OF
THIS GUILD IN GOOD STANDING.
407
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,613
CLUB'S FULL,
TRUMAN CA-BLOW-ME.
408
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,405
'SUP, GUYS.
409
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,825
CAN I SEE SOME I.D.?
410
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:05,618
ALL RIGHT.
411
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,204
ENJOY YOURSELVES, GENTLEMEN.
412
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,332
HOW COME THEY GET TO GO IN?
413
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,459
Brock: GEEZ, LOOK AT THIS
PLACE.
414
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,001
TRAGIC.
415
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,002
UGH, RIGHT?
416
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:15,961
JUNGLE IS SO '90s.
417
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,254
Brock: ALL RIGHT.
418
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,882
I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR GHOST --
FOR, UH, GALACTICON.
419
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,969
YOU HANG CLOSE TO THE DOOR IN
CASE THINGS GET WEIRD...ER.
420
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:28,349
YOU GOT IT,
CHEW-BROCK-A.
421
00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:31,143
OOH, SOMEBODY'S BEEN WORKING
OUT.
422
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,311
OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?
423
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:33,938
I PRACTICALLY LIVE AT THE GYM.
424
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,149
OH. [ GIGGLES ]
I'M CALLED VESPERTINA.
425
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,943
WELL, I CALL YOU ADORABLE.
426
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,529
GIRLFRIEND, THAT COSTUME IS TO
DIE FOR.
427
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:49,119
BARKEEP, TWO APPLETINIS, S'IL
VOUS PLAIT.
428
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,622
[ CAR HORN HONKS ]
Quizboy: ALL RIGHT.
429
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,416
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
430
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,459
Dr. Venture: WHERE'S WHITE?
431
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,126
ISN'T HE COMING?
432
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,086
Quizboy: WHO?
433
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:57,962
STEVE ALBINO?
434
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:58,963
[ Chuckling ] NO.
435
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,422
HE'S STILL MIXING THE "JACKET"
SINGLE.
436
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,590
Dr. Venture: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT THING.
437
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,135
NO WONDER YOU WERE SO EAGER TO
GET OUT.
438
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:05,928
Brock: HEY.
439
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:06,679
GREETINGS, BROCK SAMSON.
440
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:07,304
Brock: SHH.
441
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,389
APOLOGIES.
442
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:11,141
I REGRET TO REPORT MY DATE IS
NOT GOING WELL.
443
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,643
CONVERSATION -- STRAINED.
444
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:13,477
RAPPORT -- WANTING.
445
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,104
Brock: NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT.
446
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:15,688
WE'RE ABORTING.
447
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,647
WHERE'S VENDATA?
448
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,315
HE DITCHED ME FOR HIS
CO-WORKERS.
449
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,441
Brock: NO. DON'T POINT.
450
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,986
WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
"HELLO."
451
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,904
I DO NOT WANT TO LEAVE MY FRIEND
WAITING.
452
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,991
DON'T LOOK NOW, VENDATA, BUT
YOUR SO-CALLED "FRIEND" LOOKS
453
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,451
LIKE HE FOUND HIMSELF ANOTHER
"FRIEND."
454
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,537
THAT YETI MUMMY IS ODDLY
FAMILIAR.
455
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:35,040
20 BUCKS SAYS GALACTICON GETS
HIM DOWN TO THE BATHROOM IN LESS
456
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,333
THAN FIVE MINUTES.
457
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,128
GUY'S INTO BEARS.
458
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,714
I'M JUST SAYING I'M
EXCEPTIONALLY TALENTED AT TWO
459
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:45,092
THINGS IN THIS WORLD, SNOOPY --
SNIPING AND BEING EXTRA
460
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,260
HANDSOME.
461
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,679
AND THEY'RE BOTH BEING
SQUANDERED ON THIS MISSION.
462
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:52,308
[ WARBLING ]
CRAP, OH, CRAP, OH, CRAP, OH,
463
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,684
CRAP.
464
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:57,688
UH, MOVING TARGET, 110 -- NO,
120 YARDS, NO WIND -- I GOT
465
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,899
THIS.
466
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:01,859
Quizboy: I TOLD YOU.
467
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:02,860
PUT YOUR REAL DAMN GLASSES ON
ALREADY.
468
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,111
Dr. Venture: FINE.
469
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,155
WHO PUTS A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF
A DRIVEWAY, ANYWAY?
470
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,033
Quizboy: ARE YOU SURE THIS
IS WHERE BROCK SAID THE PARTY
471
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,159
IS?
472
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,327
Dr. Venture: WELL, HE DIDN'T
SAY EXACTLY.
473
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,329
I, UH...KIND OF FOLLOWED HIM.
474
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,496
Quizboy: WAIT A MINUTE.
475
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,956
ARE WE EVEN INVITED TO THIS
THING?
476
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,626
Dr. Venture: HEY, IF HE'S
GONNA BORROW MY COSTUME, I THINK
477
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,336
I'M ENTITLED TO GO TO HIS
COSTUME PARTY.
478
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,545
Quizboy: WHAT PARTY?
479
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,504
DO YOU HEAR ANY MUSIC?
480
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,173
THERE ISN'T EVEN A DOOR ON THIS.
481
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,507
Dr. Venture: WELL, HERE.
482
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,343
TAKE A PEEK IN THAT WINDOW.
483
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,302
Quizboy: THERE'S NOTHING.
484
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,637
IT'S A BIG ELEVATOR SHAFT.
485
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,015
[ GUN COCKS ]
I THINK YOU GUYS MUST BE
486
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,141
LOST.
487
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:37,519
Quizboy: UM...IS THIS THE
COSTUME PARTY?
488
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,063
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
489
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,981
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOUR LIPS MOVE
OR NOTHING.
490
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,525
Dr. Venture: [ CHUCKLES ]
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
491
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,902
WE'RE WITH BROCK.
492
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,987
I'M DR. VEN--
Quizboy: ...TRILOQUIST.
493
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,614
DR. VENTRILOQUIST.
494
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:49,698
WORK WITH ME.
495
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,367
YEAH, BUT DON'T LET HIS TITLE
FOOL YOU.
496
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,409
I'M THE SMART ONE.
497
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,827
NOW, WE GOT A SHOW TO DO.
498
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,372
YOU GONNA LET US IN, OR ARE YOU
JUST GONNA STAND THERE LETTING
499
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,498
THE FLIES OUT?
500
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,500
[ LAUGHS MECHANICALLY ]
[ SPITS ]
501
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,337
GUESS WHO JUST SHOWED UP?
502
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,963
Brock: OH, HOLY CRAP.
503
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,131
WE GOT TO GO RIGHT NOW.
504
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,884
I'LL TRY TO RUN INTERFERENCE.
505
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,929
HEY, WATCH IT!
506
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,180
OH, NO, PLEASE.
507
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,391
AFTER YOU.
508
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,101
ACK! I HATE THIS PLACE.
509
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,937
I LOVE THIS PLACE! WHOO!
510
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,067
Brock: OTHER WAY.
511
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:25,609
OTHER WAY.
512
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,236
I GOT AN IDEA.
513
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,195
AND...THEY'RE OFF.
514
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,279
SORRY, VENDATA.
515
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,448
I JUST CALL THEM LIKE I SEE
THEM.
516
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,243
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BOSS,
BUT, UH, DR. VENTURE JUST WALKED
517
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,121
IN WITH A ONE-EYED MIDGET,
PRETENDING TO BE A VENTRILOQUIST
518
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,414
ACT.
519
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,374
WELL, GENTLEMEN, IT'S BEEN
SWELL, BUT I MUST RUN.
520
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,084
BOSS IS ALWAYS ON THE CLOCK, YOU
KNOW?
521
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:47,965
BUT, UH, MAKE SURE YOU STICK
AROUND FOR THE SHOW.
522
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,050
WOW. HE IS FAST.
523
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,009
HELLO.
524
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,304
GALACTICON, ARE YOU IN HERE?
525
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,305
GASP.
526
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,016
IT IS TRUE.
527
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,395
OW.
528
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,604
Brock: Shore Leave, get
ready.
529
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,857
We're going.
530
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,984
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WATCHING
YOU ALL NIGHT.
531
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,694
IT'S A REAL NICE OUTFIT YOU'VE
GOT.
532
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,821
TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE,
CAPTAIN CALAMARI.
533
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:11,947
I DON'T DIG ON SEAFOOD.
534
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,283
I LIKED IT EVEN MORE WHEN IT
BELONGED TO
535
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,076
SRI LANKAN DEVIL BIRD.
536
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,080
WELL, UH, MAYBE WE HAVE THE
SAME EVIL TAILOR -- SY'S, ROUTE
537
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:20,914
19?
538
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,249
A LOT OF US BIRD GUYS USE HIM.
539
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,041
YEAH, HI.
540
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,335
I'M THE RED-THROATED LOON.
541
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,463
SRI LANKAN DEVIL BIRD WAS A
GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
542
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,925
THEY NEVER FOUND HIS BODY, AND
YOU AIN'T HIM, SO JUST WHO ARE
543
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:32,801
YOU?
544
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,137
Brock: THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
545
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:35,763
UH, NO.
546
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,346
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
547
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,055
SORRY.
548
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,182
Brock: BEAT IT.
549
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,809
NOW, CAN WE PLEASE GET THE
FUCK OUT OF HERE?
550
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,479
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
DON'T LEAVE NOW.
551
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,148
PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED.
552
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:50,360
LET'S GIVE A WARM DON HELL'S
WELCOME TO THE STAR OF TONIGHT'S
553
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:54,448
ENTERTAINMENT -- THE MAN YOU
LOVED TO HATE SINCE HE WAS JUST
554
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,076
A LITTLE BOY.
555
00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,704
DR. THADDEUS "RUSTY" VENTURE!
556
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:05,542
[ CHEERING ]
Both: [ MUFFLED SCREAMS ]
557
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,045
Brock: WHAT THE FUCK
YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
558
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,338
THAT'S RIGHT.
559
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:13,300
BOY VENTURE HIMSELF AND HIS
LITTLE BOY-MAN FRIEND HAVE
560
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,219
AGREED TO PLAY...
561
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:21,099
All: WHEEL OF TORTURE!
562
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,226
NO, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF HERE.
563
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,228
DON'T GO FISHING FOR TROUBLE,
BROCK COUSTEAU.
564
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,687
HE'S NOT OUR MISSION.
565
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,899
Brock: JUST TAKE GHOST -- OR
GALACT-- GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
566
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:29,900
I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN.
567
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,401
WHAT? COMMIT SUICIDE?
568
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:34,571
BLOW YOUR COVER AND START AN
INTER-AGENCY WAR?
569
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,741
I KNOW HE'S YOUR OLD SUGAR
DADDY, BUT IS HE REALLY WORTH
570
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,201
IT?
571
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,204
WHAT MANNER OF TORTURE AWAITS
THE FECKLESS PHYSICIST AND HIS
572
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,330
FUNNY LITTLE FRIEND?
573
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,374
THE HUMAN PIÑATA?
574
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,209
FIVE PAINS OF LI SI?
575
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,336
OOH! ASS TO ASS!
576
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,379
OH, DEAR.
577
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,338
I'M NOT WITH HIM.
578
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:54,216
WRONG NIGHT, DRAGOON.
579
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:54,967
HELLO.
580
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,009
HEY, YEAH, IT'S FLYING SQUID.
581
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,427
YEAH, LONG TIME, NO -- LISTEN.
582
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,138
I'M DOWN AT THE CLUB, AND YOU
WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT'S GOING
583
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:00,931
ON.
584
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,599
YOU GOT TO GET DOWN HERE NOW.
585
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,268
NO, THERE'S NO COVER.
586
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,104
YOUR LOVELY HELLSTESSES ARE
COMING AROUND NOW.
587
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,857
THE LUCKY VILLAIN WITH THE
WINNING TORTURE TICKET GETS TO
588
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,359
COME ON UP AND DO THE DEED HIM
OR HERSELF.
589
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,610
Brock: YOU IN POSITION?
590
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,570
ALMOST.
591
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,030
SO, LET'S GET SPINNING.
592
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,490
[ CHEERING ]
593
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,369
Brock: HURRY UP, MAN.
594
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,121
THAT THING'S NOT GONNA SPIN ALL
NIGHT.
595
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,080
I NEED MORE TIME.
596
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,416
I'VE NEVER TAKEN THIS MUCH
GIRTH.
597
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,710
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
598
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,467
THE WINNER IS...
599
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,553
ACID DIP.
600
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,014
[ CHEERING ]
OOH, I HAVE --
601
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:42,973
WINNER!
602
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,766
AND VENDATA -- THE BIG WINNER.
603
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,394
[ CHUCKLES ]
FINALLY GOT LUCKY TODAY, BUT --
604
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,729
KIDDING, KIDDING.
605
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,606
COME ON UP AND DO THE HONORS.
606
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,983
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
607
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,151
Brock: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
608
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,570
JUST BE READY FOR ANYTHING.
609
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,738
Dr. Venture: NO!
610
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,656
THE METAL MURDER MAN FROM MY
NIGHTMARES!
611
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,741
HE WAS REAL.
612
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:04,494
Monarch: WHAT THE FUCK IS
GOING ON HERE?!
613
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:08,957
THAT MAN YOU ARE ILLEGALLY
HOLDING IS MY ARCH.
614
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,000
THANKS FOR THE TIP, SQUID.
615
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,168
HONEY.
616
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,669
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT
617
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:17,090
BYLAWS, ARTICLE 97-D -- "NO
VILLAIN MAY ARCH PREVIOUSLY
618
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,886
CLAIMED NEMESIS WITHOUT FIRST
CONSULTING THE PRIMARY ARCH OF
619
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,179
SAID NEMESIS."
620
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:25,182
EXCEPT THE ARTICLES OF
COLLUSION, PARAGRAPH "C,"
621
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:28,894
STIPULATES IN THE EVENT OF A
TEAM-UP, THE TEAM'S RIGHT TO
622
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,396
ARCH SUPERCEDES THAT OF THE
PRIMARY.
623
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,524
JUST STUDIED THIS FOR THE
COUNCIL EXAMS.
624
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:39,071
BUT...NOT WITHOUT OFFERING
THE PRIMARY ARCH FIRST RIGHT OF
625
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:43,200
REFUSAL TO PARTICIPATE IN AND/OR
LEAD SAID TEAM-UP.
626
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,619
SHE'S, UH -- SHE'S RIGHT.
627
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,204
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
628
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,580
LOOKS LIKE THE SHOW IS OVER.
629
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,083
[ GRUMBLING ]
THANK YOU FOR COMING, AND, UH,
630
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:54,127
BE SURE TO THANK THE MONARCH FOR
HIS UNTIMELY ARRIVAL.
631
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,255
BE SURE TO TIP YOUR WAITSTAFF ON
YOUR WAY OUT.
632
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,090
GOOD NIGHT.
633
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:58,840
Monarch: HEY!
634
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,050
YEAH, KEEP WALKING, TIN MAN.
635
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,885
OH, IS EVERYBODY LEAVING?
636
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:07,599
IS THERE AN AFTER PARTY?
637
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,101
WHERE IS MY WIFE?
638
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,352
HAVE YOU -- HONEY.
639
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,105
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
640
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,064
Brock: OH, HEY.
641
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,565
SORRY, MAN. I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
642
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,234
DOES NOT COM-- WHO AM I?
643
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,319
I THINK THE PLANE IS GOING
DOWN...
644
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,737
ARE WE DONE HERE?
645
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,906
PLEASE SAY YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE
ME SAVE HIM FROM THE MONARCH
646
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:23,907
NOW, ARE YOU?
647
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,534
Brock: OH, WHAT'S HE GONNA
DO?
648
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,952
HE'S THE MONARCH.
649
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:30,163
Monarch: WELL, WELL, WELL,
VENTURE.
650
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:34,751
LOOKS LIKE I'VE FINALLY GOT YOU
RIGHT WHERE I --
651
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,628
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
652
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,199
AND SO, IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF
YOUR EXPERTISE AND EXTENSIVE
653
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,703
HISTORY OF SERVICE TO THIS
GUILD, I HEREBY INVITE YOU TO
654
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:14,082
JOIN THIS ESTEEMED
COUNCIL OF 13.
655
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,210
UM...COULD I HAVE A DAY TO
THINK ABOUT IT?
656
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,547
I SHOULD REALLY PROBABLY TALK
THIS OVER WITH MY HUSBAND.
657
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,548
Phantom Limb: AH...
658
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:24,760
BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION.
659
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,596
WHO WANTS MORE POPCORN?
660
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,098
WHAT DID I MISS?