1 00:00:01,459 --> 00:00:03,086 Quizboy: JUST PLEASE RETHINK THIS. 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:04,254 Pete: DUDE, THIS'LL WORK. 3 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:05,839 I KNOW THESE THINGS. I'M A SCIENTIST. 4 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:07,298 A COMPUTER SCIENTIST. 5 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,842 THIS IS DANGEROUS! 6 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,842 TRUST. 7 00:00:08,925 --> 00:00:12,595 YOU CAN'T PUT MOUTHWASH INTO COOKIE BATTER. IT'S IDIOTIC. 8 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:14,347 THERE'S, LIKE, FLUORIDE AND CRAP IN THAT. 9 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,765 FLUORIDE IS GOOD FOR YOU. 10 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:16,975 AND TRY TO DENY 11 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,768 THAT MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP IS THE BEST COOKIE. 12 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:19,894 JUST TRY. 13 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,313 [ RUMBLING ] 14 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,735 [ ROARS ] 15 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,611 TO THE QUIZ CAVE! 16 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,905 [ GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS ] 17 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,538 [ HISSES ] 18 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,966 [ ROARS ] 19 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,218 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] 20 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,345 I HAVE A MASSIVE POWER FLUX ON ALL CIRCUITS. 21 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,805 ROBO-BO! STATUS UPDATE! 22 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,558 ST. CLOUD HAS TAPPED INTO OUR POWER GRID. 23 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:01,561 ONE MORE BURST, AND WE'LL BE FRIED LIKE SOUTHERN CHICKEN. 24 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,396 SEND A GROUNDED Z-PULSE THROUGH THE ELECTRICAL, 25 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,814 THEN RUN DIAGNOSTICS ON THE ECHO. 26 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,232 CONFIGURE THE KICKBACK WAVES 27 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,734 TO RESONATE AT THAT FREQUENCY. 28 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,527 LET'S MAKE HIM EAT HIS OWN FARTS. 29 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,489 BRILLIANT, SIR, BUT SLIGHTLY OFF-PUTTING. 30 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,742 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 31 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:16,785 [ ROARS ] 32 00:01:16,868 --> 00:01:18,870 [ GROANS ] 33 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,413 EAT IT, ST. CLOUD! 34 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,665 Fools. Will you never learn? 35 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:26,294 While you wasted your efforts on a harmless monster truck, 36 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:30,256 I had all the time in the world to steal this from you. 37 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,509 NO! THE HOLY OF HOLIES. 38 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,302 THE SOURCE OF ALL OUR POWER. 39 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:36,137 YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT, ST. CLOUD. 40 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,681 I just did, Billy. Oh, boo. 41 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,391 It'll be too late to stop me 42 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,977 by the time you find my mountain hideaway. 43 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,146 So...maybe next year. 44 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,940 Maybe no go. 45 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,566 TO THE CONJECTU-CRAFT! 46 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,902 UH, HEY, UH, I HAVE A TEETH-CLEANING APPOINTMENT 47 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,237 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 48 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,947 HEY, CAN WE DO THIS TOMORROW? 49 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:55,657 LIKE 10:00, 10:30? 50 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,952 Well...I do a bunch of things I flaked on, 51 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,537 so I'm down for that. 52 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,038 OKAY, NO, THAT'S COOL. 53 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,289 I-I DIDN'T REALLY SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT. 54 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,208 Okay. So, uh... 55 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:10,213 I will get you, Quizboy -- at a reasonable hour. 56 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,220 WAIT -- IS THAT A...PIECE? 57 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,638 HUH? PIECE OF WHAT? 58 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,056 [ CHUCKLES ] NO, I MEAN A GUN. 59 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,600 I WAS ATTEMPTING TO USE THE VERNACULAR OF THE STREETS -- 60 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,935 TRYING OUT NEW YORK RUSTY. 61 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,937 WELL, THAT REALLY WORKED OUT FOR YOU. 62 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,981 YEAH, STRICT O.S.I. POLICY. 63 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:32,151 CONGRATULATIONS, DOC, YOU'RE A TOP-LEVEL CLIENT. 64 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,612 WHAT IS THIS, DECAF? IT TASTES LIKE OLD PUDDLE. 65 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:35,864 IT'S CAFIX. 66 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,365 I'VE NERVOUS BOWELS, AND I THOUGHT -- 67 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,324 [ WARBLES ] 68 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,826 AH. THANK YOU, HELPER. 69 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,703 UH, WHAT HAPPENED TO JBOT? 70 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,371 [ WARBLES ] 71 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,457 WELL, HELLO, HANDSOME. [ CHUCKLES ] 72 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,751 LOOK WHO'S ON THE FRONT PAGE AGAIN, BROCK. 73 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,128 "C-E-OH-NO. 74 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,547 SECOND VENTURE SON DRIVES STOCKS INTO THE GROUND." 75 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:54,215 DO YOU HAVE ANY REAL COFFEE? 76 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,550 WHAT? I'M MIXING THINGS UP. 77 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,468 GETTIN' SLAPPY WITH THIS LITTLE COMPANY 78 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,803 MY BROTHER TRUSTED ME WITH. 79 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,722 NO REASON FOR STOCKHOLDERS TO JUMP SHIP. 80 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,891 YOU FIRED EVERYBODY AND STARTED SPENDING. 81 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,434 CAN YOU BLAME THEM? 82 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,227 I'VE BIG PLANS FOR VEN-WHATEVER. BUT FINE. 83 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,896 I DON'T NEED A MUTINY 84 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,397 BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN'T POST A PICTURE OF THEIR LUNCH 85 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,982 ON TWEET-TWEET OR WHATEVER. 86 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:13,860 WHERE'S THAT IDIOT PIRATE? I'M SURE HE KNOWS HOW TO FIX THIS. 87 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,279 TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT HIM. HE'S BACK ON TRANQUE. 88 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,364 I...DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 89 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,824 I'M GOING OUT FOR COFFEE. 90 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,701 YEAH, THIS GRAIN BEVERAGE ISN'T CUTTING IT. 91 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,494 I'D RATHER IRRITATE MY BOWELS. 92 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,788 GET ME A COFFEE, TOO. AND A PIRATE. 93 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:29,292 Monarch: NO. I-I-- DOUBLE NO! EXTRA NO! 94 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,878 CHERRY-ON-TOP, GOLD-PLATED NO! 95 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:33,004 ALSO...NO. 96 00:03:33,087 --> 00:03:34,631 SWEETIE, IT'S NOT A REQUEST. 97 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:37,050 IT'S A POLITICAL AND TACTICAL MOVE FOR THE GUILD. 98 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,177 YOU CAN'T ARCH DR. VENTURE. 99 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,177 BUT IF WE -- 100 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:42,055 THIS GUILD THING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR OUR OWN GOOD! 101 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,307 AND NOW YOU'RE STABBING ME IN THE WINGS! 102 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,142 ONCE WE GET THE GUILD BACK ON ITS FEET, 103 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:47,852 YOU CAN ARCH DR. VENTURE LATER. 104 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,146 WE'LL BUMP UP YOUR LOW ARCHING LEVEL AND FILE FOR SOME -- 105 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:51,689 WAIT -- LOW ARCHING LEVEL? 106 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,399 WAIT -- WHAT LEVEL ARE WE AT NOW? 107 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,234 ON THE BOOKS, Y-YOU'RE A 6. 108 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,486 BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU HAD 109 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,988 OVER 100 HENCHMEN AND A FLYING COCOON. 110 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,909 SO IF I WERE TO REASSESS, I'D GO WITH 3, MAYBE 4. 111 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,118 3 OR 4?! 112 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:06,746 COME ON! TANTRUM REX IS A LEVEL 4. 113 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:07,914 TANTRUM REX! 114 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,207 HE LOOKS LIKE THAT 115 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,417 "NOT THE MAMA, NOT THE MAMA" BABY-DINOSAUR PUPPET. 116 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,669 RIGHT, YOU KNOW THAT IF WE WANT T-- 117 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,045 IT'S NOT JUST THE ARCHING LEVEL. 118 00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:16,089 THERE ARE LIKE A DOZEN VILLAINS AHEAD OF YOU. 119 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,757 VENTURE IS TOP DOG NOW. 120 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,385 WILL YOU JUST TRUST ME? I'M ON YOUR TEAM. 121 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,928 WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 122 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,889 OH, I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A GUILD JACKET, MAYBE? 123 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,140 YEAH, BUT IF YOU JUST -- JUST -- 124 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,725 I HAVEN'T UNPACKED MY BATHROBE. 125 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,102 SEE? 126 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,102 THAT'S, LIKE, INAPPROPRIATE. 127 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,520 [ LAUGHS ] 128 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,230 THERE IS NO WAY I COULD STAY MAD AT THAT. 129 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,149 I'VE 10 MINUTES BEFORE I LEAVE FOR ASSEMBLY. 130 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:36,192 MAKE-UP SEX? 131 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,568 ONLY IF YOU BUMP UP MY LEVEL. 132 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,070 AND WEAR THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT? 133 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,530 DEAL. 134 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,991 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS SUCK. MEETING ADJOURNED. 135 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,867 WAY TO BE TOTALLY UNPROFESSIONAL. 136 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,035 HOLD ON, POOKUMS. 137 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,329 I FORGOT SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN. 138 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:49,914 GET INTO HER FILES AND GET US A LIST 139 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,541 OF WHO'S AHEAD OF ME FOR ARCHING VENTURE. 140 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,668 I WANT NAMES, ADDRESSES, SCHEDULES, 141 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:55,795 STRENGTHS, WEAKNESSES -- THE WORKS. 142 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,381 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES. 143 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,381 FIVE MINUTES? I NEED MORE TIME. 144 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,009 SHE'S PUTTING ON THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT! 145 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,969 I CAN'T LAST MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES. 146 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:06,014 I KNOW -- I'LL PRETEND I CAN'T FIND THE CLEANUP TOWEL 147 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:09,058 AND LEAVE HER CAKED IN MY STICKY TRIUMPH FOR A FEW MINUTES. 148 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,310 WILL THAT HELP? 149 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,103 I HATE THAT YOU TELL ME THIS STUFF. 150 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,605 [ SNORING ] 151 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,775 OH, LOOK AT THIS HERE DANGEROUS SITUATION! 152 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,861 THAT BEASTIE IS A MAN-EATER! 153 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,280 YE BETTER DART THAT MIGHTY BEAR! 154 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,824 AND -- AND I'D DART THE PIRATE, AS WELL -- 155 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:25,700 FOR SAFETY! 156 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:27,243 DART ME FOR SAFETY! 157 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:28,369 DO NOT APPROACH THE BEAR. 158 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,787 WE ARE GOING TO SUBDUE IT. 159 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,164 [ TRANQUILIZER GUN FIRES ] [ GROANS ] 160 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:33,166 HEY, HEY, HEY, DON'T BOGART ME FIX! 161 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,459 OHHH! 162 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,836 THERE YOU ARE, ME LITTLE WHORE! 163 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:39,464 JUST GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GIVE THE PIRATE WHAT HE WANTS. 164 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,174 [ MOANS ] 165 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,051 [ CAMERA CLICKS ] 166 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,636 Pete: DUDE, WHY ARE YOU COMPLICATING THIS? 167 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,888 WHY DON'T WE JUST FLY IN 168 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,265 AND STORM HIS ESTATE WITH LASERS BLAZING? 169 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,434 ONE, WE DON'T HAVE LASERS TO BLAZE. 170 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,686 TWO, I JUST REPAIRED THE CONJECTU-CRAFT 171 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,438 FROM THE LAST TIME WE DID THAT. 172 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,355 UGH. FINE. 173 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,857 ALL RIGHT, PARK IT. 174 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,193 YOU'RE WASTING IONIZED PHOSPHATES. 175 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,569 [ CLUNK ] 176 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,113 WE REALLY NEED TO PUT WHEELS ON THAT OR SOMETHING. 177 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,450 I'LL USE MY QUIZBOY GRAPPLING HAND! 178 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:11,079 THAT'S IT? IT DOESN'T PULL YOU UP? 179 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,206 WHERE WOULD I HIDE THE PNEUMATIC GEARS FOR THAT? 180 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,540 MY ARM WOULD BE ALL HUGE, 181 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,168 LIKE "THE MAN WHOSE ARMS EXPLODED GUY." 182 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,461 JUST CLIMB IT. 183 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,461 UGH. 184 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,379 THAT WAS THE SINGLE MOST FRIGHTENING THING 185 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,631 EVER AIRED ON TV. 186 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,591 OW! AH! O-OH! DUDE, STOP! LET GO! STOP! 187 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,218 WHAT? 188 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,218 THAT KILLS! 189 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:27,303 THIS THING IS ATTACHED TO MY NERVES! 190 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,471 GREAT DESIGN, BILLY. 191 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,306 EHH. I CAN'T GET MY HAND OFF THIS THING. 192 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,808 WHITE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 193 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,018 YEAH, HEY, IT'S CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES. 194 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,312 CAN YOU CAPTURE US ALREADY? 195 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:38,397 [ BUZZER ] 196 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,108 TA-DA. WE'RE IN. 197 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:43,194 CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES! 198 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:48,199 HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, BLACK, AND A PIRATE, UNCONSCIOUS. 199 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,325 LOOK AT HIM! 200 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:51,077 UGH! GET HIM OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM! 201 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,371 HE SMELLS LIKE HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM ON HIMSELF. 202 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,915 MORE LIKE HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM ON ME. 203 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,915 [ GROANS ] 204 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:58,668 [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE A TALENTED POLAR BEAR -- 205 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,754 ALL UP ON YOUR HIND PAWS. 206 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:06,008 OH, HEY, I'M GONNA JUST TAKE A WEE HIT OF THIS, MR. BEAR. 207 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,468 THAT'S A REAL GUN, IDIOT. [ GROANS ] 208 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,095 HANK, GO FIND YOUR BROTHER. 209 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,848 I GOT A, UH, LITTLE JOB FOR YOU. 210 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,641 YOU'RE 100% SURE THIS IS THE ADDRESS? 211 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,601 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF SUPERVILLAIN 212 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,353 LIVES IN PATERSON, NEW JERSEY? 213 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,021 YEAH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 214 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,565 PLEASE. NEWARK TRUMPS PATERSON. 215 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,191 AND WE HAVE A MANSION! 216 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,360 [ DOORBELL RINGS TWICE ] 217 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,360 YEAH, YEAH, WELL, JUST ONE ADDRESS 218 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:26,320 [ MUFFLED COUGH ] 219 00:07:24,443 --> 00:07:26,320 FOR BOTH RESIDENCE AND SECRET LAIR. 220 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,323 MAYBE THE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF A SPACESHIP OR SOMETHING. 221 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,200 [ COUGHING VIOLENTLY ] 222 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,493 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 223 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,579 HELLO, MA'AM. I'M JUST GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE HERE. 224 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,415 MY NAME IS THE MIGHTY MONARCH. THIS IS MY HENCHMAN. 225 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,333 UH, #21...OF 1. 226 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,295 YOU ARE REDUSA, SUPERVILLAIN IN LINE TO ARCH DR. VENTURE. 227 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,380 SO IF I COULD JUST GET YOUR SIGNATURE 228 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:46,257 STATING THAT YOU WAIVE THIS PRIVILEGE, 229 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,550 WE'LL JUST BE ON OUR WAY. 230 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,844 AND OUR GRATITUDE AND THIS COLLECTABLE MONARCH PEN 231 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,345 [ PEN CLICKS ] WILL BE YOUR REWARD. 232 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,265 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, WHY YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE THAT, 233 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:55,725 OR WHO YOU THINK I AM, 234 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,728 BUT YOU'D BETTER GET OFF MY PORCH BEFORE I CALL THE COPS. 235 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,730 [ TRANQUILIZER GUN FIRES ] [ GROANS ] 236 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,356 WELL, THAT WORKED GREAT. 237 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,150 DRAG HER INSIDE. 238 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,279 MOUSSE? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY MADE HAIR MOUSSE ANYMORE. 239 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,655 YOU HAD ALL MORNING. 240 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,574 St. Cloud: WELL, YOU GUYS TOOK SO LONG, 241 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,783 I THOUGHT I'D FRESHEN UP. 242 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,953 PEI! BRING ME MY SOAP MITT. 243 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,331 AND DON'T PLAY STUPID ABOUT THE RED BALL. 244 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:19,916 I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 245 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,626 YES, IT'S A PROP FROM DURAN DURAN'S 246 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,502 "IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW?" VIDEO. 247 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,754 SURE IT IS, QUIZBOY. 248 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,881 IT'S NOT THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER 249 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,008 OR THE KEY TO HUMAN HISTORY AT ALL. 250 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:32,345 IT'S JUST A RED BOUNCY BALL FROM A VIDEO. 251 00:08:32,428 --> 00:08:33,429 WHATEVS. 252 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:34,764 HEY, HEY, HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 253 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:35,973 I'M IN FLOCK OF SEAGULLS. 254 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,100 IS THAT HENRIETTA PUSSYCAT? 255 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,395 THE HENRIETTA PUSSYCAT FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF MAKE-BELIEVE? 256 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:42,563 THE SAME. 257 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,773 THANK YOU, PEI. 258 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,775 I USE HER AS A SHOWER MITT. 259 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,361 DOES THAT BOTHER YOU, QUIZBOY? 260 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:49,445 IT'S SACRILEGE! 261 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:51,239 THAT'S A PRICELESS ARTIFACT, 262 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:54,242 AND A PART OF OUR COLLECTIVE CHILDHOOD, YOU MONSTER! 263 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:56,577 HEY, LOOK, LOOK! I'M IN THE EXPLOITED. 264 00:08:56,661 --> 00:09:00,957 St. Cloud: MMM. SHE'S SUPER-ABSORBENT AND SO EXTRA-SOFT. 265 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,959 AREN'T YOU, HENRIETTA? 266 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,378 "MEOW, MEOW. YES I AM. MEOW, MEOW." 267 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:06,379 [ CHUCKLES ] OH, YES, YOU ARE. 268 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,089 JUST GIVE US THE BALL! 269 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:11,008 NO, I'VE GOT THIS WHOLE THING PLANNED FOR THE BALL. 270 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,219 I'VE GOT A WHOLE SET MADE AND EVERYTHING -- 271 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,637 WORTH THE WAIT. 272 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,723 WHAT, HENRIETTA? YOU WANT TO WASH ME...DOWN THERE? 273 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,016 WELL, BY ALL MEANS. 274 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,810 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT DOING 275 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,353 WHAT I THINK YOU'RE DOING! 276 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,439 BILLY, REMEMBER TOOL ACADEMY? 277 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:26,399 [ SNARLING, SNORING ] 278 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:27,400 [ DOOR OPENS ] 279 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:28,442 [ GASPS ] 280 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,569 WHERE AM I? HELL? 281 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:34,240 OR A CHILDREN'S TV SHOW THAT TAKES PLACE IN HELL? 282 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:36,409 GETTING OFF TRANQUILIZER DARTS. 283 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:39,787 FOR THIS, YOU WILL NEED ONE BED -- CHAINED TO. 284 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,706 LADIES' SHIRT -- PIRATE-SIZED. 285 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,458 BEEF-FLAVORED TOMATO JUICE -- TWO JUGS OF. 286 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,710 FRUIT SNACK -- 10 FEET OF. 287 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,378 COFFEE CAKE -- CRUNCHY PART OF. 288 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,130 PICTURE OF OLD PEOPLE DANCING. 289 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:52,341 SYMPATHETIC KITTEN, TELEVISION, "SHE'S ALL THAT" DVD. 290 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,677 ONE BUCKET FOR URINE, ONE FOR FECES, ONE FOR VOMITUS. 291 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,512 Dean: OH, AND ONE FOR THE KITTEN. 292 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,472 [ MEOWS ] 293 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,059 ALL RIGHT, TAKE A SEAT, SON. 294 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,395 KRILL? LOTS OF OMEGA-3. 295 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,689 [ SNARLS ] 296 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,689 NO. BUT THANKS. 297 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,816 LOOKS REALLY -- ARE THOSE ALIVE? 298 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,818 TILL I CRUSH THEM IN MY MOUTH. 299 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,570 [ SMACKS LIPS ] SO... 300 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:13,821 YOU GOT SOMETHING FOR ME? 301 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,532 UH...[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] THERE WAS A-A THING. 302 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,575 HM. 303 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,452 DO I LOOK DIFFERENT TO YOU? HUH? 304 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:22,079 BIGGER, MAYBE? YOU KNOW, LIKE, UH, STRONGER? 305 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,205 NO. I MEAN...YEAH. 306 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,707 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE A VERY STRONG GUY. 307 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,542 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN STRONG. 308 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,879 OH, FUNNY. I-I CAN LIFT THIS WITHOUT ANY EFFORT. [ CHUCKLES ] 309 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,465 MAYBE ALL THEM BEACHBODY DVDs ARE FINALLY PAYING OFF. 310 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:33,716 [ LAUGHS ] 311 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,093 BECAUSE THIS CAN'T BE LIGHTER THAN USUAL. 312 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,596 YOU'D NEVER DO THAT TO ME, WOULD YOU? 313 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,181 SO IT'S ME, RIGHT? 314 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,266 IT'S VENTURE. HE REFUSED OUR PROTECTION. 315 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,518 I-IF HE DOESN'T PAY US, WE CAN'T PAY YOU. 316 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,936 HE REFUSED YOUR PROTECTION? 317 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,022 DOES HE UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS?! 318 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,274 OKAY! [ LAUGHS ] 319 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,486 WELL...LET'S SEE IF THE GOOD SHIP VENTURE 320 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:56,197 IS A STRONG AND MIGHTY VESSEL. 321 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,076 SHE'S GOING ON A NANTUCKET SLEIGH RIDE. 322 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,371 [ REDUSA COUGHS DRYLY ] 323 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,457 SHE'S COMING TO. SO, ARE YOU GONNA KILL HER? 324 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,917 ME?! I'M NOT GONNA KILL HER. 325 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,293 NOBODY'S GONNA KILL HER! 326 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,087 WE'RE GONNA JUST BE MORE PERSUASIVE. 327 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,089 OH, YEAH, I'LL JUST OFFER HER ANOTHER FREE PEN. 328 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,092 HOW COULD SHE REFUUUUSE A FREE PEN? 329 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,802 I WAS THINKING ON MY FEET. COME ON! 330 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,470 WELL, NOW THAT YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED 331 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:21,597 THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH, 332 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,308 OH, WHERE AM I? 333 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,308 LET'S HAVE THAT SIGNATURE, HUH, REDUSA. 334 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,267 AAH! 335 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,477 WHAT THE -- 336 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,477 DROP! 337 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,065 Redusa: KISS MY ASS! 338 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,528 AAH! [ High-pitched ] THAT'S REALLY IRONICAL. 339 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:36,612 AAAH! 340 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,614 OHHHH. OKAY, I GET HER NAME NOW. 341 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,157 DON'T LOOK AT HER! 342 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,992 LIKE THAT'S A PROBLEM. SHE'S REPULSIVE. 343 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,536 I'VE SEEN "CLASH OF THE TITANS" ENOUGH TIMES 344 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:44,995 TO KNOW WHAT GOES NEXT. 345 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,747 YOU KNOW, THE HARRY HAMLIN VERSION, OBVIOUSLY. 346 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,249 YEAH? TRY IT, FATTY. 347 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:50,292 EXPLAIN TO THE GUILD HOW YOU, A VILLAIN, 348 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,627 KILLED ANOTHER VILLAIN. 349 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,837 DUDE, I HAVE YOUR FILE. 350 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,797 YOU NEVER RE-UPPED YOUR GUILD MEMBERSHIP. 351 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,258 I COULD POP OFF YOUR LITTLE HEAD LEGALLY. 352 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,052 OR I COULD LEAVE IT ON YOUR NECK, YOU GO TO THE GUILD, 353 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,596 AND TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN VENTURE. 354 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,348 LOOK, VENTURE IS A DOUCHE, OKAY? 355 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,016 WE'RE DOING YOU A FAVOR HERE. 356 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,810 YOU STILL GET TO KEEP THE FREE PEN. 357 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,562 [ COUGHS ] 358 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,773 [ HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING ] 359 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,733 [ BABIES WAILING ] 360 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,738 [ SCREAMING ] 361 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,739 [ THUMPING, CHAIN JANGLING ] 362 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,662 AW, PALLY, YOU'RE, LIKE, A WICKED-BAD PIRATE. 363 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,789 AAH! I'M A GOOD PIRATE! 364 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,833 PIIIRRAAATE! 365 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,376 [ SCREAMS ] 366 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,502 NO! NO, BABY! 367 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,837 NO! NO! 368 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,214 YOU'RE AN INCOMPETENT BUSINESSMAN. 369 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,258 NO, CHAIRMAN! I'M GOOD! 370 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,177 AAH! NO, NO! 371 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,554 PIRATE. PIRATE! AAAAAAAAH! 372 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:46,015 I NEED HELP WITH MY DAMN COMPANY. PIRATE! 373 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,142 IS THAT HIS NAME? JUST PIRATE? 374 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,142 RIGHT? 375 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:49,643 OOH! CAN WE NAME HIM? 376 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,022 I THINK "SIR REGINALD VON PIRATE GUY" IS COOL. 377 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,690 HE'S NOT A PET PIRATE. 378 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,108 [ GROANS ] 379 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,693 W-W-WHAT IS THIS? 380 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,611 AN INTERVENTION. 381 00:12:58,694 --> 00:12:59,987 YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE? 382 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,947 I SEE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU -- 383 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,407 LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY -- 384 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,075 AND THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE LOSING YOU. 385 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,870 EH. IS THAT ME POOP IN THAT BUCKET THERE? 386 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,705 VERY MUCH SO. 387 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,248 [ BEEPING ] 388 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,588 Brock-star, this is Mr. Chin. 389 00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,049 Emergency call from Mr. Chin. 390 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,842 DON'T DO THAT. DRIVES ME NUTS. 391 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,552 So fun! 392 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,763 Oh. I see you're wearing the gun. Impressed. 393 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:27,264 YEAH. IT'S NOT LOADED. 394 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,516 Now I'm double impressed. 395 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,892 Anyway, just got wind 396 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,727 of a level-10 arching coming your way. 397 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,437 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ALREADY? 398 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,232 I'M NOT EVEN SET UP OVER HERE. 399 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,232 Welcome to New York. 400 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,734 Your idiot employer didn't pay off the local talent, 401 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,653 so you're gonna be taught a little lesson. 402 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,239 WHO'S THE TEACHER? Chester Ong. 403 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,449 In the '80s, he worked with his brother Doug, 404 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,993 trying to find a cure for cancer in cuttlefish DNA. 405 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,246 You know the drill -- experiments on himself, 406 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,623 Gets all f-reaky looking, goes into villainy. 407 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,500 He goes by "Wide Wale" these days. 408 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,085 OKAY, HOW FAST CAN I GET A SCRAMBLE? 409 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,128 I NEED RONINS, STUN MINES, 60 FEET OF LASER FENCE, 410 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,047 AT LEAST -- 411 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,047 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 412 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,299 This is going down any moment, my love. 413 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,634 You're in this alone. 414 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,885 [ BEEP ] 415 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,556 INTO THE PANIC ROOM! EVERYBODY! NOW! 416 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,519 YES, WE'RE VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR SETUP. 417 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,771 MY GOD! JUST GIVE YOUR EVIL SPEECH ALREADY! 418 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:16,689 [ CHUCKLES ] 419 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,148 SEE THE PYRAMID? 420 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,568 THE TIME MACHINE FROM THE VIDEO? 421 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,527 YEAH, I BOUGHT THAT. 422 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,237 YES! JUST GO! 423 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,991 THIS IS THE "PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME" BALL -- 424 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,953 FORMED BY MARC BOLAN, INFLATED BY ROXY MUSIC, 425 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:34,957 ITS POWER PASSED DOWN TO EVERY NEW ROMANTIC BAND EVER SINCE. 426 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,668 IT'S A PROP FROM AN '80s VIDEO. 427 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,003 WITHOUT THIS BALL, 428 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,963 THE NEW ROMANTICS COULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED. 429 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,841 DURAN DURAN WOULD BE A JOCK-ROCK BAND. 430 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,259 YOU'RE COMPLETELY NUTS! 431 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,677 IT'S A RED RUBBER BALL! 432 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,598 IMAGINE -- NO SPANDAU BALLET TO WRITE "IF YOU LEAVE." 433 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,600 JOHN HUGHES IS WITHOUT INSPIRATION, 434 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:56,353 FORCING MOLLY RINGWALD TO REMAIN ON "THE FACTS OF LIFE." 435 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,814 HER PLUCKY CHARM PROPELS THE SHOW INTO LEGEND, 436 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,190 ALLOWING KIM FIELDS 437 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,568 TO SUCCESSFULLY RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE. 438 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,321 SO TELL ME, QUIZBOY, ARE YOU PREPARED 439 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,657 FOR A WORLD OF JOCKS LED BY PRESIDENT TOOTIE? 440 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,118 IT'S A USELESS COLLECTIBLE! 441 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,162 JUST GIVE US THE BALL, ST. CLOUD! 442 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,788 YOU WANT THE BALL? 443 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,707 HERE. TAKE THE BALL. 444 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:17,833 PSYCH! 445 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,168 N-NO, NO, SERIOUSLY. 446 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,003 HERE. YOU CAN HAVE THE BALL. 447 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,171 OH, PSYCH! 448 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,506 COULD YOU BE ANY MORE LAME? 449 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,593 HERE. I WAS JUST KIDDING. 450 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,766 OHH! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! 451 00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,225 I...UH, REFLEX? 452 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,395 REFLEX IS A LONELY CHILD WHO IS WAITING BY THE PARK. 453 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,855 ALL RIGHT, FINE! HAVE THE BALL! 454 00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,023 SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 455 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,150 OH, GOODY. THE DENOUEMENT. 456 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,610 WELL, AS YOU KNOW, 457 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,820 THIS PYRAMID IS A PORTAL TO THE OLD WEST. 458 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,281 I'M GOING TO SEND THE BALL BACK IN TIME. 459 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,826 THAT IS, UNLESS YOU SELL ME YOUR COMPANY, 460 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,829 CONJECTURAL TECHNOLOGIES... 461 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,706 FOR A SINGLE PENNY. 462 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,210 NO. WE'RE TALKING LIVE ROUNDS AND EXPECTED CASUALTIES. 463 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,753 YOU'RE BARELY A RENT-A-COP. 464 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:06,048 IF YOU WANT TO BE TECHNICAL, I'M BARELY A TOUR GUIDE. 465 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,008 THIS IS A FLASHLIGHT, NOT A GUN. 466 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,718 BUT I'M ALL YOU GOT. 467 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,136 ALL YOU GOT, SIR! 468 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,930 OKAY. FAIR POINT. 469 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,599 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WIDE WALE? 470 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,599 CLASS ACT. 471 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,435 ONE OF THE ONG BROTHERS, JOINED THE GUILD IN '87. 472 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,229 RUTHLESS, BUT PLAYS IT SAFE. 473 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:23,857 RUNS WITH ABOUT 40 HENCHMEN, 4 PRIVATE GUARDS, 1 VALET. 474 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,150 SINCE 1995, HE'S BEEN, UH -- 475 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,694 WHOA! HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS? 476 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,737 BROCK, I USED TO BE A SUPERVILLAIN, 477 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,572 AND I WAS IN THE O.S.I. 478 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,200 I CAN TELL YOU WHERE KING GORILLA USED TO HIDE HIS PORN. 479 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,411 ALL RIGHT, SO, HOW DOES WIDE WALE MOVE? 480 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:39,206 OH, SUBMARINE. HE TAKES THE OLD SEPTIC AND DRAINAGE LINES. 481 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,166 HE'LL BE COMING THROUGH THE FLOOR MOST LIKELY -- 482 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,459 UH, KIND OF HIS THING. 483 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,794 SO, WHAT DO WE GOT, SERGEANT? 484 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,296 WELL...LOBBY, SO, UH, 485 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,424 ALL YOU GOT IS THE OLD CRAP YOU SEE LYING AROUND, 486 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,008 ONE OVERWEIGHT TOUR GUIDE, 487 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,303 AND YOUR PISTOL, THAT IS CLEARLY NOT LOADED. 488 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,055 WENT TO THE ZOO TODAY. 489 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,974 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE ZOO? 490 00:16:57,057 --> 00:17:00,602 JET-POWERED AUTOMATED TRAINS, CONVEYER BELTS ON THE STREETS, 491 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,981 PLUG-IN REPLACEABLE KIDNEYS -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 492 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,942 NOT THIS "ANGRY BIRDS" NONSENSE MY BROTHER DID. 493 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,444 OH, NO, I GET IT. 494 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,487 VEN-TECH JUST AIN'T SET UP FOR THAT. 495 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,865 VEN-TECH? THIS BUILDING WAS MY FATHER'S. 496 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,534 IT'S BUILT ON MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S BUILDING. 497 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,995 THAT'S THE LEGACY -- A LEGACY OF SUPER SCIENCE! 498 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:21,457 A LEGACY OF LOOKING AT TOMORROW LIKE IT HASN'T COME YET. 499 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,709 AND WHEN IT'S HERE, IT'LL BE AMAZING. 500 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,336 YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO LIVE IN REALITY, DR. VENTURE. 501 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,796 YOU RUN A CORPORATION. 502 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,133 YOU GOT SHAREHOLDERS AND PRODUCTS WHAT NEED UPDATES. 503 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,927 YE GOT TO PAY THE BILLS, DR. VENTURE. 504 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,304 WELL, WHY CAN'T YOU DO BOTH? 505 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,764 UH, HOW? 506 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:36,764 WHAT? 507 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,391 KEEP THE PUBLIC FACE THAT'S ALREADY FUNCTIONING 508 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,895 AND SET UP A TEAM TO WORK ON THE SPECULATIVE ENGINEERING. 509 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,605 HM. HOW ABOUT THAT? 510 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,316 COULD WORK. YEAH. THAT COULD WORK. 511 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,859 NICE WORK, DEAN. 512 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,320 NICE WORK. NOW LET'S GET BACK TO MY IDEA. 513 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,323 TWO WORDS -- MOON CIRCUS. 514 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,991 Quizboy: IF THERE'S NO NEW ROMANTICS, 515 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,327 T-THEN STUFF LIKE NU ROCK WOULDA HAPPENED WAY EARLIER. 516 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,871 I MEAN, LINKIN PARK AND SYSTEM OF A DOWN WOULDA FORMED 517 00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,373 IN THE '80s, AND THAT WOULDA RUINED FUTURE HIP-HOP. 518 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,375 AND WITH NO GOOD HIP-HOP, THERE'S NO RZA. 519 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,086 AND I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO SIDE "A" OF "WU-TANG FOREVER." 520 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,546 WE HAD TO DO IT. 521 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,173 JUST THINK OF WHAT YOUR HAIR WOULD LOOK LIKE. 522 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,841 WELL, NOW WE HAVE NOTHING. 523 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,135 ROBO-BO, ALL OUR INVENTIONS, OUR HOME -- 524 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,720 ALL SOLD TO ST. CLOUD. 525 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,348 ALL WE HAVE IS THAT STUPID BALL THAT YOU THINK IS MAGIC, 526 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,517 BECAUSE YOU'RE A... A DREAMER. 527 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,602 WELL, THIS WAS YOUR DREAM, TOO. 528 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,229 YEAH -- WAS. 529 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:26,814 WHITE...IT IS MAGIC. 530 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,440 WHY WOULD YOU DOUBT THAT? 531 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,275 IT'S THE "PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME" BALL. 532 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,443 IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. 533 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,196 WE SAVED THE WORLD. WE DID. 534 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,573 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW, BILLY? 535 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,866 I DON'T KNOW. 536 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,828 WE'LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE COME TO IT. 537 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,913 Hatred: WITH THEIR MORTAL ENEMIES 538 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,207 ABOUT TO PENETRATE THEIR SECRET CAVE, 539 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,959 [ RUMBLING ] JONAS HAD TO MAKE HIS MOVE, 540 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,587 POURING AN ESTIMATED 4 TONS OF LIQUID NITROGEN 541 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,588 INTO THE RIVER... 542 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,383 [ WHALE CRIES ] 543 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:58,220 [ HATRED CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY ] 544 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:02,140 HEY, HEY, YO, YO, YO! STOP SHOOTIN'! STOP SHOOTIN'! 545 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,976 NOBODY IS HERE. 546 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,227 WE GOT STOOD UP. 547 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,770 WHAT DO WE DO? THIS IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 548 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,605 WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY FAULT FOR SOME REASON? 549 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,940 RIGHT? LIKE WE DID SOMETHING WRONG. 550 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,859 WAIT, WAIT. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. SHHH. 551 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,443 WHAT IS THAT? 552 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,320 PLEASE LET ME DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION 553 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,531 TO THE TREASURE OF CHURUMUCUO. 554 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,909 WEIGHING 30 POUNDS OF AZTEC GOLD, 555 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,328 THIS MASK IS CONSIDERED PRICELESS. 556 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,205 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR, HUH? 557 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,249 WHAT, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THE GIFT SHOP? 558 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,877 GO GET ME THAT MASK! 559 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,005 Monarch: IT WAS PRETTY COOL. 560 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,799 YOU MOVE LIKE A THIN GUY, BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE BEEFY. 561 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,968 YEAH, THIS TIME, I DID KICK ASS. 562 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,845 UP TOP, MY MAIN HENCHMAN. 563 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,180 YEAH, YOU THINK REDUSA'S GONNA DO WHAT WE SAID? 564 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,600 NO, I THINK SHE'S GONNA TATTLE ON ME TO MY WIFE. 565 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,018 WE NEED ANOTHER METHOD. 566 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,895 MR. MONARCH, I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 567 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,479 YOUR WIFE NO HOME, SO I WAIT FOR YOU. 568 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,023 YOU'RE NO GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. 569 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,442 I KNEW YOU SPOKE FUCKING ENGLISH! 570 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,903 AND THEN WE HIT SOLID STEEL. 571 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,447 SO I SENT THE WORKERS HOME BECAUSE OF THIS. 572 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,867 GET ALL READY FOR NUTTY CRAZY. 573 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,827 LA-DA! 574 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,203 I NO GO INSIDE. 575 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,039 MUY CREEPY. 576 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,790 MANOLO, YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, 577 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,876 EVEN THOUGH YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH. 578 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,337 NOW GO HOME AND DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS, 579 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,630 ESPECIALLY MY WIFE. 580 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,966 #21: HOLY CRAP! GET DOWN HERE! 581 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:22,221 UGH. IT SMELLS LIKE BLUE CHEESE DOWN HERE. 582 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,641 [ Echoing ] YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! 583 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,980 HE, UH, TOOK THE BAIT AND LEFT? 584 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,150 NOW HE'S GOT A TUMBAGA MASK THAT'S MOSTLY COPPER. 585 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,652 HELL OF A PLAN, BROCK. 586 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,070 HEY, UH, HOW'S YOUR BACK? 587 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,363 [ BACK CRACKS ] [ GROANS ] 588 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,156 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE WEIGHED. 589 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,117 I THINK TRANQUILIZERS MAKE BODIES WEIGH MORE. 590 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:48,038 SO, UH, TAKE THE CLOTH ELEVATOR DOWN? BUY YOU A BEER? 591 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,874 WELL, UH, STILL AN ALCOHOLIC, BUT, UH... 592 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,251 AH, HECK, I'LL JUST GO TO AN EXTRA MEETING. 593 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,253 IT'S ON ME. 594 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,131 Both: ONE, TWO, THREE! 595 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:04,596 YEAH, WELL, IT WAS LIKE STEALING LILIES FROM A CORPSE, BADHUL. 596 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,350 YEAH, HAULED IN EASILY 700 GRAND IN AZTEC TREASURE. 597 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,726 YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE! 598 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,772 APPARENTLY, WE HAD VISITORS. 599 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,357 WE HAVE BEEN PRANKED. 600 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,943 HI-FREAKIN'-LARIOUS. 601 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:19,486 HEY! SHH, SHH. 602 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,779 I HEAR YOU BREATHIN'. 603 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,365 WHO'S THERE? COME ON OUT HERE! 604 00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,283 [ ROARS ] 605 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,537 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 606 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,025 GOOD MORNING, PETER. [ GROANS ] 607 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,568 Quizboy: WHO IS IT? 608 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,319 IT'S OUR ARCHENEMY AND OWNER OF OUR LIFE. 609 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,654 TELL HIM TO DIE! 610 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,239 WHAT, YOU COME HERE FOR BREAKFAST? 611 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:07,993 NO, I'M JUST HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT I SOLD YOUR COMPANY 612 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:11,705 AND YOUR MISERABLE HIDES FOR A CONSIDERABLE PROFIT. 613 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,665 OH, WAIT -- THAT'S GLOATING, ISN'T IT? 614 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,417 OH, WELL. HERE'S THE INFO. 615 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,086 TA-TA, LOSERS. MM. 616 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,588 UGH. LOOK AT HIS HIPS. 617 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,757 I SWEAR THAT GUY TAKES ESTROGEN PILLS. 618 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,341 PACK YOUR BAGS, WHITE. 619 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:27,262 WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK CITY!