1 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:06,381 YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, SCARAMANTULA! 2 00:00:06,464 --> 00:00:09,592 [ Italian accent ] AH, BUT I ALREADY HAVE, DR. VENTURE. 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:14,222 AND BEFORE I FINISH THIS PRECOCIOUS '47 MONFORTINO, 4 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:18,101 MY MECHA-TARANTULA WILL FINISH A-YOU! 5 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,103 ITALIAN SPIDER BOT. 6 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,397 IF IT'S ENGINEERED ANYTHING LIKE YOUR FIATS, 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,191 WE'VE NAUGHT TO WORRY ABOUT. 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,191 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 9 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,317 CHE COSA? 10 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,949 [ SHOUTING ] 11 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:39,831 [ BONE CRACKS ] 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,333 AAH!! 13 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,169 [ SCREAMING ] 14 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:47,005 WOW! THAT CHINAMAN'S DYNAMITE. 15 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:49,215 WE GOT TO GET US ONE OF THOSE. 16 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,593 I DON'T THINK HE'S ON OUR SIDE. 17 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:52,761 [ BONE CRUNCHES ] 18 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:54,012 GREAT WORK, KATO. 19 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,514 [ GUN CLICKS ] 20 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,514 COME ON OUT, SCARAMANTULA. 21 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,932 YOU'RE FINISHED. 22 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,393 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE BLUE MORPHO. 23 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:02,604 IF YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ IN HERE 24 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:06,024 AND MUSCLE IN ON MY RACKET, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! 25 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,233 [ GUN HISSES ] OOH-AH. 26 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,861 IT'S "ANOTHER THINK COMING." 27 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,029 GOD! 28 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,155 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 29 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:15,033 NO NEED TO BE ALARMED, DR. VENTURE. 30 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:16,826 I'LL HAVE YOU FREE IN A JIFF. 31 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,162 YOU'RE IN THE HANDS OF THE BLUE -- 32 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,162 BLUE MORPHO. 33 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,080 YES, I'VE HEARD OF YOU. 34 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,916 NOTHING GOOD, I'M AFRAID. 35 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,584 [ ARM POPS ] OW! WAIT A MINUTE. 36 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:25,919 I'M NOT -- OW! 37 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:29,047 BUT AFTER THAT, THEY BECOME, LIKE, FRIENDS AND STUFF. 38 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,715 HE SHOWS UP AGAIN IN ISSUE 36 39 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,009 WHEN THEY TEAM UP TO FIGHT L. RON HUBBARD. 40 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:34,427 YEAH, SUPER. 41 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,055 NONE OF THIS EXPLAINS WHAT HE WAS DOING IN MY BASEMENT. 42 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,724 DUDE, THIS WAS YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT. 43 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:43,895 DON'T YOU GET IT? YOUR DAD WAS THE BLUE MORPHO. 44 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,021 [ SCOFFS ] PLEASE. 45 00:01:45,104 --> 00:01:46,689 MY FATHER WAS A BOOZED-UP SOCIALITE 46 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,609 WHO COLLECTED BUTTERFLIES IN HIS COPIOUS SPARE TIME. 47 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,861 NO WAY HE COULD'VE BEEN A SU-- 48 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,779 SUPERHERO? 49 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,031 OW! 50 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,031 DON'T...YOU...DARE! 51 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:56,533 DUDE, MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY'S, 52 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,868 LIKE, THE NUMBER-ONE SUPERHERO ALTER EGO. 53 00:01:58,952 --> 00:01:59,994 COME ON, BUTTERFLIES? 54 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,579 THINK ABOUT IT -- BLUE MORPHO. 55 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,540 WHAT THE FUCK IS A MORPHO?! 56 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,959 IT'S A KIND OF BUTTERFLY, DINGUS. 57 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,377 UH -- 58 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,545 I'M SORRY. 59 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,255 IT'S JUST A LOT TO PROCESS, OKAY? 60 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,591 I MEAN, MY GOD -- "CRIME COMPUTER"? 61 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,051 [ SIGHS ] SO CORNY. 62 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,177 WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD A COOL CAR. 63 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,429 [ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] NO DUH. 64 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:21,975 SAY, DID BLUE MORPHO EVER HAS HIS OWN COMIC BOOK? 65 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,269 UH...CANCELED AFTER SIX ISSUES. 66 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,271 NOT KIRBY'S BEST WORK. 67 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,233 [ CHILDREN SHOUTING ] 68 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,110 Hank: AW, COME ON, BROCK. WHY NOT? 69 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,653 BECAUSE IT'S LIKE CHEATING, HANK. 70 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,321 BUT SO IS FLYING IN AN AIRPLANE 71 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,907 OR HAVING A FAKE LEG, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 72 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,159 WHICH I DO. FOR THE LAST TIME -- NO. 73 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,579 YOU CANNOT HAVE ANABOLIC STEROIDS. 74 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,290 YOU WANT TO GET FIT? THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. 75 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,833 [ GASPING ] MAKE IT STOP. 76 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,334 PLEASE MAKING STOP. 77 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,503 ONE MORE LAP, SOON-TO-BE COLLEGE BOY. 78 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,296 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 79 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,505 HEY, SHOE'S UNTIED. 80 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,090 MADE YOU LOOK! 81 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:56,134 HANK, THAT GAG ONLY WORKS WITH -- 82 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,429 DEAN WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES?! 83 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,473 AH, LET'S GET YOU SOME WATER. 84 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:02,473 [ BABBLING INCOHERENTLY ] 85 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,143 BEFORE YOU END UP LIKE THAT GUY. 86 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:07,979 HOHHH. 87 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,939 [ BABBLING CONTINUES ] 88 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,069 [ PANTING ] 89 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,200 AAH! 90 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,118 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] OW! 91 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,912 HARPOON TASE ME, BRO. 92 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,663 HEY, HEY, HEY, ARE YOU OKAY, MISS ONG? 93 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,749 YEAH, QUIT BEING SO HANDSY, ROCCO. 94 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,919 YO, DANTE, LAY OFF HIM. HE'S JUST A KID. 95 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,547 HI. 96 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,052 Pirate Captain: AH, ONCE THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS TOOK OFF, 97 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,470 CHAIRMAN KIND OF LOST INTEREST 98 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:43,056 IN ALL HIS SUPER SCIENCE TINKERIN'. 99 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:46,142 HE NEVER USED THIS HERE FLOOR FOR NOTHING BUT STORAGE. 100 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:48,811 I BET SHE'LL MAKE A FINE LAB -- BRIGHT AND TRUE. 101 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,229 IT'S PERFECT, CAPTAIN. 102 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,565 YEP, THIS IS WHERE WERE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES. 103 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,234 EH, I WAS KIND OF HOPING FOR AN OFFICE WITH A VIEW. 104 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,196 [ WHIRRING ] 105 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,196 OH, MY GOD! THIS PLACE IS SO COOL! 106 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,573 YOU COULD FIT 50 QUIZ CAVES IN HERE. 107 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:01,407 HEY, I GOT NEXT. 108 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,659 WHAT IS THAT THING? 109 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,661 AH, THAT THERE IS THE GO-POD. 110 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,579 CAR OF THE FUTURE KIND OF DEAL. 111 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,581 ZERO EMISSIONS, TITANIUM UNI-BODY. 112 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,000 ELECTROMAGNETS ARE WHAT KEEP HER AFLOAT. 113 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,419 SEE? THIS IS THE KIND OF THING I'M TALKING ABOUT. 114 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:16,172 LET'S TOSS THIS BABY INTO PRODUCTION AND CALL IT A DAY. 115 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:19,092 EH, WELL, DON'T PUNCH THE CLOCK JUST YET THERE, DOC. 116 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,802 SHE'S BEEN KNOW TO CAUSE STERILITY 117 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,096 AND HEART MURMURS IN RHESUS MONKEYS. 118 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:24,055 WAIT, WHAT? 119 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,182 AAH! 120 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:28,768 ALSO, SHE DON'T STOP SO GOOD. 121 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,606 HEY, DR. BILLY. COOL CAR. 122 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,024 Dr. Venture: BILLY, COME ON. 123 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,485 WE GONNA MAKE THE MIRACLES OR WHAT HERE? 124 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:43,116 SO, AS REGARDS TO MOTION ON THE FLOOR, ALL IN FAVOR... 125 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,575 COUNCILMAN 1? 126 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,078 HELLO? DR. MRS. WHATEVER NOW? 127 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:48,037 HUH? OH, YEAH. SORRY. 128 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,664 THEN IT'S SETTLED. 129 00:04:49,747 --> 00:04:52,625 WE SHALL OFFICIALLY INVITE PROFESSOR PHINEAS PHAGE 130 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,711 TO REJOIN THIS ESTEEMED COUNCIL. 131 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,254 [ Refined Southern accent ] WELL, THAT'S ONE DOWN. 132 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,047 [ Gruff Southern accent ] YEAH, BUT FIVE TO GO. 133 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,174 FOUR, IF WE EVER FIND VENDATA. 134 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,426 HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM HIM. 135 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:03,261 NOT SINCE THAT DATE AT DON HELL'S. 136 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,221 WELL, WE CAN'T HOLD HIS SEAT FOREVER. 137 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:06,597 HAVE WE ANY OTHER BUSINESS? 138 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:10,310 I, FOR ONE, WOULD LIKE TO THANK OUR NEWEST MEMBER 139 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,854 FOR HOSTING THIS MEETING IN HIS LOVELY HOME. 140 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,564 [ INDISTINCT AGREEMENT ] 141 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,066 PLEASE, IT'S ME WHO SHOULD BE THANKING YOU ALL 142 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,402 FOR ACCOMMODATING A DOTING FATHER ON THIS, 143 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,237 HIS DAUGHTER'S SPECIAL DAY. 144 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,573 Sirena: I SAID I AM FINE, ROCCO! 145 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:24,949 MARONE! 146 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,617 QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND LIKE A FUCKING PUPPY DOG. 147 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,202 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. 148 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,912 SPIRITED GIRL. 149 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,664 EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT. 150 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:35,752 BADHUL, SHOW OUR GUESTS WHERE THEY CAN CHANGE FOR THE PARTY. 151 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:37,962 TALK TO ME. 152 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,213 EH, SOME KID IN THE PARK 153 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:41,090 GOT A LITTLE TOO... FRIENDLY WITH HER, 154 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,593 SO WE GOT A LITTLE UNFRIENDLY WITH HIM. 155 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,094 WHERE ARE DANTE AND TURIO? 156 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,138 THEY, UH... THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT. 157 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,307 HUH, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOME KID. 158 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,225 Monarch: ALL RIGHT, FIRST THING'S FIRST. 159 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,311 WE GET CAR RUNNING, AND WE GIVE IT A FRESH COAT 160 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,980 OF MIGHTY MONARCH MAROON AND MARIGOLD. 161 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,357 AND WHATEVER WE DO, WE DO NOT TELL MY WI-- 162 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,109 [ CELLPHONE BEEPING ] 163 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,113 [ CELLPHONE RINGS AND BUZZES ] 164 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,239 HI, HONEY. 165 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,616 NO, I DIDN'T HEAR THEM. 166 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,743 I WAS IN THE... SHOWER...ING. 167 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,620 OH, GOOD. YOU'RE GETTING READY. 168 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:11,871 FOR THE PARTY. 169 00:06:11,954 --> 00:06:14,123 AT WIDE WALE'S. I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK. 170 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,500 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T FORGET IT. 171 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,043 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THAT. 172 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,211 'CAUSE I HATE THOSE PEOPLE. 173 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,712 Hey. Hey. Hey. 174 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,339 SWEETIE, THOSE PEOPLE ARE MY COWORKERS. 175 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:24,133 AND THEY'RE EXACTLY THE PEOPLE YOU NEED TO IMPRESS 176 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,802 IF YOU WANT TO UP YOUR RANK IN THE GUILD. 177 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,261 COME OOON! 178 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:30,181 JUST MAKE AN APPEARANCE. TURN ON THE OLD MONARCH CHARM. 179 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,100 Monarch. Monarch. 180 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,100 What?! 181 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,768 DUDE, YOU GOT TO GO TO THAT. 182 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,270 [ Whining ] I WANT TO STAY HERE AND PLAY WITH MY NEW CAVE. 183 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:37,730 THE LIST. 184 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,315 THE GUYS ARCHING VENTURE ARE PROBABLY GONNA BE THERE. 185 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,526 WE COULD DO RECON. 186 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,526 GOOD POINT. 187 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:44,195 HEY, CAN 21 COME, TOO? 188 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:45,863 NO HENCHMEN. WHAT? 189 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,907 OKAY. OKAY. 190 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:50,201 OKAAAY, I WILL. I-- 191 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:51,619 SORRY. 192 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,371 OKAY, SEE YA SOON, HONEY BUNNY. 193 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:54,413 [ CELLPHONE BEEPS ] 194 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,207 SHE WANTS ME TO BRING WINE. 195 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:57,792 HA! I SHOULD PISS IN IT. 196 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,836 THERE'S THAT MONARCH CHARM. 197 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,046 ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THIS ONE -- 198 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:04,215 VEN-TECH DEEP-EARTH MINING MECH-- 199 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,299 [ CHARGING, ZAP ] 200 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,759 OH! HEY! WATCH IT! 201 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:07,677 SORRY! SORRY. 202 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,803 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ON. 203 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:10,555 [ SCOFFS ] MINING MECH, MY ASS. 204 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:13,516 PUT THAT THING AWAY AND REFILE IT UNDER "MURDER BOT." 205 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,309 NEXT. [ POWERING DOWN ] 206 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:18,312 WHY ARE WE DIGGING THROUGH J.J.'s PROJECT MORGUE ANYWAYS? 207 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:19,480 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 208 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,315 INSPIRATION? A HEAD START? 209 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,442 I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN OUT OF THE GAME FOR A WHILE. 210 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,569 I'M A LITTLE RUSTY. 211 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,404 NOT AS IN RUSTY VENTURE, I MEAN. 212 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:27,864 YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT. 213 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,032 BUT WE DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE A COUPLE OF PATENT CLERKS. 214 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,451 AND DON'T SAY EINSTEIN WAS A PATENT CLERK -- I KNOW. 215 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,453 I THOUGHT YOU HIRED US FOR OUR CREATIVE GENIUS. 216 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,706 BILLY! CHECK IT OUT. 217 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,416 [ Robotically ] WE ARE THE ROBOTS. 218 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,877 [ SIGHS ] POINT TAKEN. 219 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,504 NICE. 220 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,840 THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR FIRST PAYCHECK, WHATEVER IT WAS. 221 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,843 WHITE, GET OUT OF THAT THING AND GET ME A DUST PAN. 222 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:50,094 WHOA! GEEZ! 223 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,053 UGH! 224 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,388 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 225 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,352 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING. 226 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,645 WHAT DOES IT WANT FROM US?! 227 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,480 WWWWHERE DID IT GO? 228 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,483 [ HUMMING ] 229 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,284 [ SCHLORP! ] 230 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,369 AAH!! 231 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,580 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 232 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,957 Dean, come in, Dean. You okay? 233 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,125 HUH? WHA? 234 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:22,919 Hey. 235 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,046 BROCK? Y-YOU'RE IN MY MIRROR? 236 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:28,507 Interactive...smart surface... something crap. 237 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,842 You feeling okay? 238 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:33,179 BROCK, ARE CANDIRU NATIVE TO NEW YORK? 239 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,472 HUH? WHAT IS THAT? 240 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,016 ONE OF THE QUESTIONS ON THAT COLLEGE TEST OF YOURS? 241 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,351 No. I-- My-- 242 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,061 [ Sighs ] Never mind. 243 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,396 Are you still gonna help me study 244 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,398 even though I couldn't do all the laps? 245 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,067 Yeah, sure. 246 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,237 YAY! STUDY BUDDIES! 247 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,406 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION AND MID-TEMPO PIANO JAZZ PLAYING ] 248 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:57,328 OH, THIS. 249 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,455 LOST IT IN THE WAR. 250 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:01,457 OH, I LOATHE MIXING WITH CIVILIANS. 251 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:02,833 THEY ALL LOOK AT ME AS IF I HAVE -- 252 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,418 WHAT? TWO HEADS? GO FIGURE. 253 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,962 GOD, IS THAT REDUSA? 254 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:08,923 OOH, I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN AGES. 255 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,466 SHE HAS HELD UP. 256 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,468 DIDN'T YOU TWO HAVE A THING? 257 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,136 IT WAS MORE OF A FLING. 258 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,388 INSATIABLE, THAT ONE. 259 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,014 IT GOT TO BE MURDER ON MY BACK. 260 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,057 HOT. 261 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,392 YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER. 262 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:22,061 I COULD BE YOUR WINGED MAN. 263 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:25,815 GET YOU ANOTHER? WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THERE, STAR DUST? 264 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,401 'CAUSE YOU ARE A RADIANT LITTLE THING. 265 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,194 UHH...THANKS. 266 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,487 I'M DOING OKAY. 267 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,531 OH, YOU'RE WAY PAST OKAY, BRIGHT EYES. 268 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,325 THAT HEAVENLY BODY COULD MAKE THE MOON JEALOUS. 269 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,827 MM. YES. 270 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:40,496 I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY HUSBAND. 271 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:42,415 OOH, IT AIN'T LIKE THAT, LADY M. 272 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:43,833 THIS HERE'S A BUSINESS CALL. 273 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,835 NOT THAT IT AIN'T A PLEASURE. 274 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,045 NAME'S COPY CAT. MAYBE THINK OF ME NEXT TIME 275 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,591 YOUR TRIBAL COUNCIL'S HAVING A POW-WOW ABOUT NEW MEMBERS. 276 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,092 I'M NOT SURE WE NEED SOMEONE 277 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,386 WHO HIS SUPERPOWER SEEMS TO BE BAD PICKUP LINES. 278 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,014 WELL, I'M A MAN OF MANY TALENTS, BUT MY BEST ONE 279 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,808 IS BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME. 280 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:03,811 A TALENT I WISH MY HUSBAND SHARED ABOUT NOW. 281 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,272 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I THINK I NEED SOME FRESH AIR. 282 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:09,358 YOU GO ON, NOW. GIVE THAT OLD MOON WHAT FOR. 283 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,860 Wide Wale: AH, AH, AH. 284 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,321 YOU'RE 18 TODAY, PRINCESS, NOT 21. 285 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,573 OH, EXCUSE ME. SUDDENLY YOU'RE MR. LAW AND ORDER? 286 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,450 WHAT'S EATING YOU, TADPOLE? 287 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,618 AIN'T I MADE A NICE PARTY FOR YOU? 288 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,621 I NEVER ASKED FOR NO FANCY PARTY WITH NO FOO-FOO FOOD. 289 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,081 I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE 290 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,125 WITHOUT THEM BUTTER GUARDS OF YOURS 291 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,418 WATCHING ME ALL THE TIME. 292 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,921 AH, COME ON, DADDY KNOWS WHAT'LL CHEER YOU UP. 293 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,548 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WAS LITTLE? 294 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:33,883 THERE WAS ONE THING IN THE WORLD 295 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,969 THAT COULD ALWAYS MAKE YOU SMILE. 296 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:41,974 [ Italian accent ] YES, SIR. ONE LARGE PIE, EXTRA CHEESE, AND LITTLE A-CLAMS. 297 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,559 20 MINUTI. 298 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:44,977 HEY, A-NEW KID. 299 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:48,272 GOT A DELIVERY FOR YOU -- BEST A-CUSTOMER. 300 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:49,649 DON'T SCREW UP. 301 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,608 YES, SIR! 302 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,235 HANK VENTURE IS ON THE JOB! 303 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,950 [ HORNS HONKING ] 304 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,996 OH! [ CRASH ] 305 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,539 [ WHISTLING ] 306 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,708 [ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ] 307 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,669 [ ELEVATOR DINGS ] HOLD IT! 308 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,296 HOLD THE ELEVATOR! 309 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:14,423 [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 310 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,966 THANKS, DICK. 311 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,512 MAY I HELP YOU? 312 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,805 I DOUBT IT. 313 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,223 YEAH, MIGHTY MONARCH. MY WIFE INVITED ME. 314 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,975 UH, JUST MINUTE, SIR. YOU CANNOT GO INSIDE LIKE -- 315 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,144 UH, EXCUSE ME. IS THIS APARTMENT FI-- 316 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,187 WHAT? 317 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,439 BADHUL, IS THAT THE PIZZ'? 318 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,982 [ GASPS ] OH-OOH. 319 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,317 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 320 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,611 ROCCO, COME HERE AND PAY THE GUY, WILL YOU? 321 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,780 [ Italian accent ] UH, THE PIZZA, SHE IS A-PIPPING... 322 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,281 [ Normal voice ] HOT. 323 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,783 YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, GUY. 324 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,036 WHAT DO WE OWE YOOOOU... SON OF A BITCH! 325 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:48,165 YOU! YOU GET OVER HERE, YOU PIECE OF SH-- 326 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,334 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 327 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:54,713 HONEY! HEY! 328 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,965 UH, SWEETIE! 329 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,383 I'M HERE. 330 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,010 YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE WEARING. 331 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,846 WHA-- MY MIGHTY MONARCH OUTFI-- OW. 332 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:05,141 THERE ARE CIVILIANS HERE, MY LEGITIMATE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES. 333 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,018 THIS IS NOT A COSTUME PARTY, YOU LITTLE BUG. 334 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,603 YEAH? WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY? 335 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,522 REGRETTABLY, THIS IS MY FACE, SIR. 336 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:14,358 AND YOU BEAR IT WITH DIGNITY, OLD FRIEND. 337 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,527 YOU BE PROUD OF THAT FACE. BUT YOU. 338 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,114 YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT. 339 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,367 HEY, NO NEED FOR A SCENE, THERE MR. CLEAN. 340 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,743 MY PAD'S RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS. 341 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,705 HOW ABOUT I SWING MR. MONARCH ON DOWN THERE 342 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:31,834 AND TUNE HIM UP PROPER LIKE WITH SOME APPROPRIATE ATTIRE. 343 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,129 WHOA. OH, YEAH. 344 00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,714 OH, GOD. HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN, RED? 345 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,716 I think she wants to go all the way. 346 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,843 THANKS FOR SAVING ME BACK THERE, MAN. 347 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,470 THE WIFE WOULD KILL ME IF I MADE A SCENE 348 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,929 IN FRONT OF HER WORK FRIENDS. 349 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:48,934 OH, [CHUCKLES] HELL HATH NO FURY, EH, TOMCAT? 350 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,769 [ SNAPS FINGERS, POPS ] 351 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,356 [ SIGHS ] COME ON. 352 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,359 WHY SO GLOOMY, SWEET PERFUMY? 353 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,736 HUBBY STILL A NO-SHOW? 354 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,863 [ SIGHS ] 355 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,243 WELL? 356 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,369 AH, GEEZ, DEAN. 357 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,121 YOUR ESSAY READS LIKE A SUICIDE NOTE. 358 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,081 EVERYTHING I WROTE WAS TRUE. 359 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,918 YEAH, BUT YOU GOT TO TURN THE GAS DOWN A NOTCH, SYLVIA PLATH. 360 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,462 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING YOURSELF TO THESE PEOPLE. 361 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,713 WELL, H-HOW DO I DO THAT? 362 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,006 LIKE RIGHT HERE -- INSTEAD OF 363 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,799 "DRAGGED ALL OVER KINGDOM COME 364 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,676 BY MY SUPER-CONTROLLING FATHER," 365 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,554 YOU COULD WRITE SOMETHING LIKE "EXPERIENCED WORLD TRAVELER." 366 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,973 AND INSTEAD OF "NEVER LET ME GO TO A 'REAL SCHOOL,'" 367 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,600 JUST SAY YOU WERE HOMESCHOOLED. 368 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:32,978 IN AN ELECTRONIC LEARNING BED THAT LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE. 369 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,190 BETTER YET, A VERY EXCLUSIVE PROGRESSIVE SCHOOL, 370 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,442 WHERE YOU HAD A PERFECT ATTENDANCE RECORD. 371 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,818 SO, YOU WANT ME TO LIE. 372 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,695 EH, IT'S CALLED SPIN. DO YOU TRUST ME? 373 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,740 I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 374 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,075 WAIT. 375 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,618 YOU SAID YOU'D HELP ME STUDY FOR THE ENTRANCE EXAMS. 376 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:49,411 UHHH...RIGHT. 377 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,412 WHEN ARE THEY? 378 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,956 TOMORROW...MORNING. 379 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,625 ALL RIGHT, SO, NOTHING IN THE INVENTORY 380 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,169 UNDER "SILVER GOO" OR "MAGIC PUDDLE." 381 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,296 WELL, DID YOU TRY "ROBOT WATER"? 382 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,090 UH, NADA. 383 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,592 OKAY, YOU GENIUSES CAN STOP GUESSING NOW. 384 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,095 I'VE GOT THE INVENTORY NUMBER RIGHT HERE. 385 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,764 VT-005-BB. 386 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:09,682 ALL RIGHT. 387 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,600 HERE WE GO. BINGO. 388 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,395 VEN-TECH BIOBOT SERIES 5. 389 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,355 THEY'RE, UH, SOME KIND OF NANOBOTS. 390 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,731 AHA! 391 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,858 TECHNICALLY, I GUESSED CLOSEST. 392 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,944 Monarch: EH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WIDE WALE'S PROBLEM IS, 393 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,487 BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT 394 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,364 ONE OF THESE STUCK-UP, NEW YORK SUPERVILLAINS. 395 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,032 THIS IS SO SUPER-COOL OF YOU. 396 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,034 OH, THINK NOTHING OF IT, DOODLEBUG. 397 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,829 SURE YOU DON'T MIND? IT'S, LIKE, REALLY EXPENSIVE. 398 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,707 MI CLOSET ES SU CLOSET, COMPADRE. 399 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,083 REALLY SHOULD WEAR MORE SUITS. 400 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,752 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -- CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. 401 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,004 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 402 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,338 I MEAN, A GUY LIKE YOU -- 403 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,507 I'LL SAY IT -- CLASSICALLY HANDSOME. 404 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,634 COME ON, NOW, BUDDY, NOT SO BAD YOURSELF. 405 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,844 [ CHUCKLES ] THANKS. 406 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,928 BUT YOU -- [CHUCKLES] 407 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,888 YOU'D PROBABLY LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING. 408 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,558 SEE? YOU EVEN MAKE THAT LOOK GREAT. 409 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,524 [ DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS ] 410 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,152 AW, WHAT IS THIS, NOW? 411 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,404 UNH-UNH, DON'T EVEN TRY IT, MONARCH. 412 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,032 JUST TURN AROUND, WALK ON OUT OF HERE. 413 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,992 [ MID-TEMPO JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ] 414 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,992 [ SNAPPING FINGERS ] 415 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,828 WARNING YOU, MONARCH -- ONE MORE JAZZY LITTLE STEP, 416 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:15,205 AND I'LL -- YOU GET SOME WORK DONE ON YOUR FACE? 417 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,749 NO, BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO. 418 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,751 [ POPPING ] 419 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,377 [ THUDDING ] 420 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,880 WHAT IS THIS? 421 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,381 WHAT, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES NOW? 422 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,674 I TOLD YOU TO FIND THOSE THINGS. 423 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,092 IT'S NOT A VIDEO GAME. 424 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,053 WE FOUND A TUTORIAL FOR THE BIOBOT. 425 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,638 IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, RUS. 426 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,474 THEY'RE LIKE A MILLION TINY DOCTORS WHO ARE ALWAYS ON CALL. 427 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,560 YOU JUST DRIVE 'EM ANYWHERE YOU WANT IN THE BODY. SEE? 428 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,936 [ STOMACH GURGLING ] 429 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,397 Brock: IF TWO SIDES OF A TRIANGLE... 430 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,397 [ SIGHS ] 431 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:44,068 ...HAVE LENGTHS OF 5 AND 6, THE PERIMETER OF THE TRIANGLE 432 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,694 COULD BE WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING? 433 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,906 "A," 11; "B," 24... 434 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,824 [ STOMACH GURGLING LOUDER ] [ VOMITS ] 435 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,909 [ COUGHS, GAGS ] 436 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,536 IT, UH... IT WAS "C," 15. 437 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,996 DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A BREAK OR SOMETHING? 438 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,874 AND -- BOOM! -- JUST LIKE THAT, ALL SECURED. 439 00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,126 HUH. OKAY, THAT IS PRETTY AMAZING. 440 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,878 YEAH, BUT WHY STOP THERE, HUH? 441 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:06,090 WHY JUST CURE PEOPLE WHEN YOU CAN IMPROVE THEM? 442 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:09,218 STIMULATE THE MUSCLES, GIVE THE ADRENAL GLANDS A SHOT. 443 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,679 YOU CAN MAKE A MAN VIRTUALLY SUPERHUMAN. 444 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,765 NO, NO, MY STOMACH'S PRETTY MUCH BETTER NOW. 445 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,433 ACTUALLY, I FEEL PRETTY -- 446 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,227 Both: AAH! 447 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,104 YEAH, BUT THAT STARTS TO RAISE SOME ETHICAL QUESTIONS. 448 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,106 AND WHAT IF THIS TECHNOLOGY FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS, HUH? 449 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,192 WITH A TOUCH OF A BUTTON, YOU COULD, LIKE, STOP A GUY'S HEART. 450 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,486 [ HEART BEATING LOUDLY, STOPS ] 451 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,486 HOO! 452 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,322 YEAH, BUT IN THE RIGHT HANDS 453 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,990 COULD JUST START IT RIGHT UP AGAIN. 454 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,952 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] COME ON, DEAN! COME ON! 455 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,246 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] AAH!! 456 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,831 JUST THINK WHAT THESE PUPPIES COULD DO 457 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,165 WITH THE HUMAN BRAIN. 458 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,709 JUST PARK THEM IN THE CEREBRAL CORTEX, 459 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,502 HOOK THEM UP TO THE INTERNET, AND -- BAM -- 460 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,337 YOU'RE READING, LIKE, "GILGAMESH" 461 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,964 IN THE ORIGINAL BABYLONIAN. 462 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,174 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 463 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,595 WHAT THE HELL? 464 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,182 AH, TOO HIGHBROW. 465 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,852 IT'S MORE FUN TO JUST MAKE A GUY TOTALLY CRAP HIMSELF, HUH? 466 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,812 OKAY, TOUR'S OVER, FOLKS. 467 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,272 NOW, CAN THIS TUTORIAL OF YOURS 468 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,524 TUTOR YOU HOW TO FIND THE REAL BIO-WHATS 469 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984 AND CALL THEM BACK OR SOMETHING? 470 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,402 OH, YEAH, WELL, SURE. 471 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,945 IT'S NO PROBLEM. 472 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,363 [ BUZZER ] HUH. 473 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,240 THEY'RE, UH... THEY'RE NOT RESPONDING. 474 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,451 [ BREATHING FAST AND ERRATICALLY ] 475 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,163 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 476 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,248 [ SNAPS FINGERS, WHIR ] 477 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,379 Dr. Mrs. The Monarch: I JUST THINK HE FEELS THREATENED BY MY NEW POSITION IN THE GUILD, 478 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,799 AND IT COMES OUT IN THESE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, LITTLE WAYS. 479 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,343 LIKE, TONIGHT, I MEAN, IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT ALREADY, 480 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,511 AND WHERE IS HE? 481 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,472 HOLY MACKEREL. SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 482 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,223 WHAT, YOU SEE HIM? I-IS HE HERE? 483 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,769 NO, HE'S ACROSS THE WAY, OVER IN THAT THERE VENTURE PAD. 484 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,978 OH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 485 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,147 HE KNOWS HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO ARCH A VENTURE. 486 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:48,108 DON'T KNOW IF I'D CALL THAT ARCHING PER SE. 487 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,111 CLASSY BIRD, THERE, THIS MONARCH. 488 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,863 DOES HE DO THIS KIND OF THING A LOT? 489 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,033 MORE THAN I CARE TO ADMIT. 490 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,535 [ CELLPHONE RINGING AND BUZZING ] 491 00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,995 [ BEEP ] 492 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:03,040 DID HE JUST -- OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. 493 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,958 YOU KNOW, YOUR HUSBAND'S GOT A REAL TALENT 494 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,919 FOR IGNORING GUILD ARCH RIGHTS. 495 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,004 TO SAY NOTHING OF BASIC HYGIENE. 496 00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,672 I...[SIGHS] 497 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,217 I THINK I'M... GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT. 498 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,262 [ GASPING ] 499 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,561 YOU GUYS, CHECK THE BACK BEDROOMS. 500 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,396 I'M GONNA CHECK THE HALL AGAIN. 501 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,316 [ BREATHING HEAVILY, WHIMPERS ] 502 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,818 Red Mantle: OH! YOUR TONGUE, DEAR. 503 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,612 Redusa: OH, YEAH, MAKE THE EARTH MOVE. 504 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,780 Dragoon: BRING IT TO ME! 505 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,198 OW! WHAT THE HECK?! 506 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,950 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 507 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,284 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] 508 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,287 REDUSA DON'T DO THREESOMES, YOU FUCKING PERVERTS! 509 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,248 [ WAILING ] REDUSA, WAIT! 510 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,834 WAIT! I CAN PUT A BAG OVER HIS HEAD! 511 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,544 YOU MUST UNDERSTAND! PLEASE! 512 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,963 I GOT NOTHING. JIGGLE IT. STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M AN IDIOT. 513 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,881 BILLY, JIGGLE IT. I'M JIGGLING THE DAMN PART. 514 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967 [ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 515 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967 WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?! 516 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,552 [ BOTH ARGUING INDISTINCTLY ] Doc! Call Dr. Orpheus. 517 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,887 I'm pretty sure Dean is possessed. 518 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,931 WHAT? POSS-- GROW UP, BROCK. 519 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,975 HE'S PROBABLY JUST NERVOUS ABOUT HIS EXAMS. 520 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,644 YEAH, WELL, NERVES MIGHT EXPLAIN HIM THROWING UP HIS DINNER, 521 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,396 BUT NOT THROWING ME ACROSS THE ROOM 522 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,481 Or how he could come back from the dead 523 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,400 and start ranting in Babylonian! 524 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,110 WAIT. SHH! WHAT DID YOU SAY? 525 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,110 [ ARGUING STOPS ] 526 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,028 ARE YOU SURE IT WAS BABYLONIAN? 527 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,738 I don't know. It could have been Sumerian. 528 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,115 IT'S NOT REALLY THE TAKEAWAY HERE, DOC. 529 00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,575 CALL THE EXORCIST! 530 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,494 UHP, DUT, DUT, DUT, DUT. JUST CALM DOWN, BROCK. 531 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:26,623 I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S... POSSESSING HIM. 532 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,749 [ SIREN WAILING ] 533 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,167 [ GROANS, COUGHS ] 534 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,752 WHAT THE... 535 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,964 WHAT? EH? 536 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,090 W-WHAT? 537 00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,800 H-HONEY! WAIT! HEY, HONEY! 538 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,927 UGH, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME -- 539 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,178 DON'T! JUST DON'T. 540 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,389 UGH! I C-- I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. 541 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,933 DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. SO, I'M A LITTLE LATE. 542 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,184 LATE? YES, LATE. 543 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,186 YOU EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF MY CO-WORKERS, 544 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,731 VIOLATED A GUILD LAW YET AGAIN, 545 00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,150 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU IGNORED MY CALL! 546 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:56,236 WHAT?! NEVER! I-I LOST MY PHONE WHEN -- 547 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,947 [ CELLPHONE RINGING AND BUZZING ] 548 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,947 MM. 549 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,366 [ CELLPHONE BEEP ] WHAT? 550 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,993 DUDE, MANOLO GOT THE MORPHO-MOBILE STARTED. 551 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,161 [ ENGINE REVVING ] NOT NOW. 552 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,537 I'M HAVING A DISCUSSION WITH MY -- 553 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,496 [ CAR DOOR SLAMS, TIRES SQUEAL ] 554 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,583 NEVER MIND. COME GET ME. 555 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,710 [ BEACH MUSIC PLAYING ] [ GASPS ] PROFESSOR! 556 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,045 WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? 557 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,505 I-I'M DISAPPEARING. 558 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,257 [ CLATTER ] 559 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,800 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 560 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,347 YOU LOST SOMETHING, PIZZA BOY? 561 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,641 DON'T HIT ME! I WAS JUST LEAV-- 562 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,184 OH. HI. 563 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,894 YOU'RE THAT KID FROM THE PARK. 564 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,103 HEY. HANK VENT-- 565 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,481 THE ONE WHO WAS PEEPING IN MY WINDOW LAST WEEK. 566 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,316 OKAY, FIRST UP, I WAS NOT PEEPING. 567 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:35,817 I WAS TRYING TO RESCUE YOU, 568 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,027 DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER. 569 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,862 SIDE NOTE -- I'M SUPER IMPRESSED. 570 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,573 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 571 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,573 Rocco: MISS ONG, YOU OKAY IN THERE?! 572 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,658 SIRENA! 573 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,534 UH, THAT'D BE ME. HI. I'M SIRENA. 574 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,203 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 575 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,203 HEY, HEY, MISS ONG! YOU ALL RIGHT? 576 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,245 I AM LEAVING. 577 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,497 THOSE LOBSTER GUYS ARE AFTER ME 578 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,957 'CAUSE OUR DADS ARE ENEMIES OR SOMETHING. 579 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,291 [ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] ALL RIGHT, DON'T WORRY. 580 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,876 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WHALE LICE. 581 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,253 I KNOW, T-THAT'S SO STUPID. AM I RIGHT? [ CHUCKLES ] 582 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,172 EH, I'VE RUN AWAY FROM STUPIDER. 583 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,049 HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 3...2... 584 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,677 YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO RISK YOUR LIFE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME? 585 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,012 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 586 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,012 I CAN'T SAY I'M TOO IMPRESSED. 587 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,431 [ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] 588 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,141 OKAY, I'M GONNA BUST THIS DOOR DOWN! 589 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,018 HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE... 590 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,979 YOU ALL RIGHT, MISS ONG?! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER. 591 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,188 YES, ROCCO, I'M FINE! 592 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:14,773 I WAS JUST GETTING SOME FUCKING AIR. 593 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,234 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU. 594 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,610 I WAS VERY WORRIED. 595 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,153 I WAS YELLING AND... [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 596 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,072 [ WHIRRING ] 597 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,491 SOOO...DO WE HAVE A DATE? 598 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,702 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 599 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,437 Dean: AAAH!! 600 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,063 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 601 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,063 [ LIQUID POURING ] 602 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:55,981 DR. VENTURE: Don't fight it, boy. 603 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,441 Your body is simply trying 604 00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:59,317 to pass its residual nanobots through your urethra. 605 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,485 AAH! 606 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,485 Perfectly natural. 607 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,195 OOH! 608 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,195 Oh, and, son... 609 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,531 [ Singsong voice ] that's not all you passed. 610 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,616 [ GASPS ] REALLY? I GOT IN?! 611 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,993 MM-HMM. 612 00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,579 ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE LEARNING BED MUST HAVE PAID OFF. 613 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:14,708 Well, [winces] I also had a pretty great study buddy. 614 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,169 YOU SURE DID, SON. [ CHUCKLES ] 615 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,587 Aaah-- 616 00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,587 [ BEEP ] 617 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,339 GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE JUST MADE OUR FIRST MIRACLE. 618 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:24,509 WHOO! HIGH FIVE! [ WHIRRING ]