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[ ALARM BEEPING ]
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GOOD MORNING, HANDSOME!
IT'S YOU!
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7:00!
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UGH.
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TIME TO GET UP
AND START THAT DAY!
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NOT THIS AGAIN.
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IT'S THE 12th!
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YOU HAVE THREE MORE DAYS
TILL THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE
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TO UNVEIL O.S. SPARKLE DREAM.
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O.S. SPARKLE DREAM?
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IDIOT.
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SO, HERE'S TODAY'S TO-DO LIST.
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ONE -- HUG SALLY AND REMIND HER
HOW DANG SPECIAL SHE IS.
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TWO -- TAKE LITTLE ROCKET
FOR A WALK IN THE PARK.
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YOU'RE DEAD. YOU CAN STOP NOW.
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THREE -- GET OUT OF BED
AND GO MAKE A DIFFERENCE...
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OH, MY GOD.
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...IN THE WORLD!
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HOW MANY OF THESE
DID YOU RECORD?
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FOUR --
GET THAT OPERATING SYSTEM...
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CAN'T TAKE IT.
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...BUG-FREE AND USER-LOVING.
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IT'S LIKE CASPER GETS UP
AT 7:00 EVERY MORNING.
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JUST THREE MORE DAYS
TILL THAT CONFERENCE.
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HAVE A SCIENTASTIC DAY!
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THAT'S MY LINE!
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YOU STOLE MY THING!
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I GOT TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TURN THAT ALARM OFF.
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[ SIZZLING ]
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AH, WORKING 'ROUND THE CLOCK.
HOW'S MY BUILD TEAM?
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WHAT DO WE GOT FOR ME?
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BREAKFAST BURRITO?
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THEY'RE AWESOME!
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BUT THEY TASTE A LITTLE BIT
LIKE RUBIDIUM CHLORIDE.
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AH, SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
WORKING ON, HMM?
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I LOVE IT. WE'LL HAVE TO
MILITARIZE IT, OF COURSE --
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SLAP ON A COAT OF VENTURE BLUE
AND CALL IT THE ZIP-A-ROUNDER.
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IT'S CALLED A SEGWAY.
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MM. CLEVER.
I LIKE IT.
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BUT ZIP-A-ROUNDER HAS MORE POP,
MORE PIZZAZZ.
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NO, IT'S ALREADY CALLED
A SEGWAY,
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'CAUSE IT WAS INVENTED
A LONG TIME AGO.
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DOC, YOU GOT TO
GET UP ON THIS STUFF.
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SUPER SCIENCE HAS CHANGED
SINCE YOU WERE LAST...VITAL.
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OH, I'M VITAL, BILLY.
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GUESS WHO'S BEEN INVITED
TO THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE?
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WEREN'T YOU BANNED
FROM THAT CONFERENCE
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'CAUSE YOU SHOWED A VACUUM
CLEANER THAT LEAKED RADIATION?
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THAT IT IMMEDIATELY
CLEANED UP
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BECAUSE IT WAS THAT GOOD
OF A VACUUM? YES.
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BUT THEY KNOW A GOOD THING,
AND I'M A GOOD THING.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA PRESENT?
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WELL, THAT'S WHY
I'M DOWN HERE! YOU TELL ME!
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WOW ME.
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STICK YOUR FINGER INTO MY EAR
AND TICKLE MY BRAIN.
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REACH RIGHT UP MY ASS
AND GRAB MY HEART.
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YEESH. I-I COULD'VE LIVED
WITHOUT THAT LAST ONE.
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Dr. Girlfriend: WELL, IF YOU
STOP HARASSING VENTURE --
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AND, BABY, I MEAN, LIKE,
STOP EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT --
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I CAN GET YOU BUMPED UP TO A
LEVEL 8 AT THE MEETING TONIGHT.
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GOOD, RIGHT?
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SWEETIE? RIGHT?
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COME ON!
LET'S JUST DO IT.
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IT WOULD BE AWESOME.
THIS IS YOUR DAMN BIRTHRIGHT!
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STOP. MY WIFE IS WATCHING ME
LIKE A HAWK
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AFTER THAT LITTLE STUNT
COPY-CAT PULLED ON ME.
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LET'S JUST TURN THIS HOLE
INTO THE MONARCH'S EGG SAC
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AND IMPRESS THE GUILD.
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OHH, JUST WAIT TILL THEY SEE
MY EGG SAC!
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THE EGG SAC, BESIDES BEING THE
SINGLE WORST NAME
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FOR A SECRET LAIR,
ISN'T GONNA CUT IT.
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THEN WHAT'S
YOUR GREAT IDEA, HMM?
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PUT ON THESE HALLOWEEN WAITER
OUTFITS AND BE GOOD GUYS?
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NO! WELL, YES.
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IF WE BECOME
BLUE MORPHO AND KANO,
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WE COULD TAKE OUT EVERY VILLAIN
ARCHING VENTURE, LEAVING WHO?
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US, YES -- TO BE VENTURE'S
ONLY ARCH VILLAINS!
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I'M NEVER GONNA BE A GOOD GUY.
I'M A VILLAIN!
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I SHOWER IN THIS COWL.
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I LAUGH AT REGULAR JOKES
LIKE THIS.
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[ CACKLES MANIACALLY ]
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I'M A SUPER VILLAIN.
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MY DAD WASN'T.
SO, NO.
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BLUE MORPHO
WORE THIS VILLAIN MASK!
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HE WAS ALL SINISTER AND STUFF.
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YOU SAW THE COMICS!
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OH, YES, THE SAME COMICS THAT
NEVER MENTIONED HE HAD A KID.
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IRONCLAD HISTORICAL DOCUMENT
THAT ENDED
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WITH MY DAD GIVING FRUIT PIES
TO TROUBLED TEENS.
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I AM NOT A GOOD GUY.
PERIOD.
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I'M MAKING THIS PLACE
INTO AN EGG SAC.
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Manolo: SEÑOR MONARCH, SIR,
YOUR WIFE IS COMING DOWNSTAIRS.
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RUN!
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MOVE! GO!
COME ON, WITH PEP!
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HONEY?
WHERE'S MY KISS GOODBYE?
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HELLO?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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YOU JUST --
[ SHELF SLAMS ]
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UH, S-STEP, STEP,
QUICK-QUICK, STEP.
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STEP, STEP AND TAN-GO CLOSE.
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OH! UH, SWEETIE! HI!
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WE WERE JUST, UH, TANGOING,
BECAUSE, UM --
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BECAUSE OF
OUR TRAINING ROUTINE.
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A GOOD VILLAIN/HENCHMAN
RELATIONSHIP
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IS A DANCE OF DEATH.
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OKAY, WELL, I'LL MENTION
YOUR PROGRESSIVE TRAINING
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WHEN I PRESENT YOUR CASE
TO THE GUILD TONIGHT.
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TONIGHT?
TONIGHT IS DATE NIGHT.
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I TOLD YOU A WEEK AGO
I'M GONNA BE ON METEOR MAJEURE.
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I CAN'T --
SPACE METEOR.
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CONVENIENT EXCUSE.
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I MEAN, IF DATE NIGHT DOESN'T
MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU...
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OH, SWEETNESS.
IF YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL, I --
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NO! UH...
OH, NO, IT'S COOL.
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UM, NO, IT'S FINE.
WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO.
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A-ALL RIGHT. THAT'S MY RIDE.
[ HORN HONKS ]
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YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT ME TO STAY?
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YEAH, YEAH,
NO, THE GUILD NEEDS YOU.
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DON'T -- DON'T YOU
WORRY ABOUT ME.
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OKAY, SWEETIE.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS.
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YOU MAY HAVE SPREAD THAT
FROSTING JUST A LITTLE THICK.
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YEAH, MR. QUICK-THINK?
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MAYBE I SHOULD'VE
DANCED WITH HER, HUH?
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I LAID IT ON
JUST THICK ENOUGH.
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UGH, I HATE THAT SHE WORKS
WITH THAT CLOWN.
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[ Snootily ]
"I'M PHANTOM LIMB.
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OH, DON'T MIND
IF I TOUCH YOUR ASS."
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[ SCOFFS ]
THAT...DINGUS!
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BYE-BYE, you asshole.
I hate you, too.
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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ALL RIGHT, SHE'S GONE.
TO THE EGG SAC!
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UGH. SEE?
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YEAH, YEAH.
IT DOES SOUND KIND OF "EW"-Y.
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Hank: NOW, I'M SURE YOU SEE ME
AS A LADY-KILLER, DEAN --
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A GUY WHO KNOWS HIS WAY
AROUND SMOOCHING
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AND ALSO TOUCHING
BATHING-SUIT AREAS OF WOMEN.
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NO. UH, NOT REALLY.
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THE SEXUAL TIGER-BOY YOU SEE
IS A RUSE, DEAN.
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SURE, I'LL SAY IT --
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I HAVE THE CONFIDENT SWAGGER
OF A BOUNDER.
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GIRLS FIND ME
SOMETHING OF A MYSTERY.
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BUT I CAN'T HELP THAT.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT, HANK?
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OKAY, I HAVE A DATE COMING UP,
AND I DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT.
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I NEED SOME ADVICE
ON HOW TO, UH...SATISFY?
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YOU'RE ASKING ME? I-I DON'T --
[ SIGHS ]
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W-WHY DON'T YOU ASK POP?
I DID. I LEARNED NOTHING.
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OH, NO, WAIT.
I LEARNED THAT HE CARRIES
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PAMPHLETS ON THE DANGERS
OF CHLAMYDIA IN HIS WALLET.
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THE WHISPER WASHER!
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A COMPLETELY SILENT
WASHING MACHINE.
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PRO --
SILENT WASHING MACHINE.
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CON -- IT'S --
IT'S A WASHING MACHINE.
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YEAH, NO APPLIANCES.
ALREADY WENT DOWN THAT ROAD.
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DEAD END. NEXT.
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BEHOLD, SHUFFLE DYNAMISM!
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PRO -- FREE POWER
IN ANY BUILDING.
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CON -- EVERYBODY HAS TO
WEAR MAGNETIC BOOTIES
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AND DRAG THEIR FEET
ON A SPECIAL FLOOR.
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AND IT'S VERY LOUD,
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AND YOUR LAWYERS INFORMED ME
THAT IT'S ACTUALLY SLAVE LABOR.
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WE CAN WORK AROUND THAT.
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AND IT GENERATES ENOUGH POWER
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TO RUN MAYBE
A SMALL PENCIL SHARPENER.
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NICE WORK, WHITE.
BILLY?
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HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE TO KICK
BACK WITH A COLD ONE?
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SHOW OF HANDS.
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BILLY, THIS ISN'T
THE MEADOWLANDS.
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SORRY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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THE PROMETHEUS DRUG!
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THE SUPER-COOL NAME
IS THE FIRST PRO.
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THE SECOND PRO IS THAT
IT CAN REGENERATE A LIVER.
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WELL, NOW WE'RE TALKING!
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REGROWING A LIVER?
BILLY!
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KA-CHING!
ANY CONS?
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OH, YEAH. SADLY, AFTER
IT REGENERATES YOUR LIVER,
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IT JUST KEEPS MAKING LIVERS.
I GOT A BUCKET OF MICE
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THAT EXPLODED FROM
GROWING MULTIPLE LIVERS.
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YOU KNOW, THE REAL CON
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IS THAT I'M GETTING SICK
OF BLOWING MICE UP.
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YOU GUYS,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE NOW?
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THE CONFERENCE IS IN DAYS.
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WHAT WORKS?
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WASHING MACHINE.
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GOD GAS. GOD GAS WORKED.
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GOD GAS?
I'M CHUBBING UP ALREADY.
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WELL, IT'S TEMPORARY STIMULATION
OF THE TEMPORAL LOBE
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VIA A GAS INTRODUCED
TO THE ORBITAL CORTEX
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THROUGH THE OLFACTORY
CONNECTIONS.
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SO, YOU HAVE...?
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A WAY TO ACTIVATE
THE TEMPORAL LOBE
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INTO HAVING PSEUDO-RELIGIOUS
VISIONS, MAYBE?
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OR -- AND DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THIS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING.
YES. OKAY, YES!
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IT COULD BE CONSIDERED THAT.
BUT THAT'S --
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SAY IT, BILLY! BE A MAN!
YOU'RE REACHING!
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THAT'S A PRAXIS MISAPPLICATION.
NO WAY.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT IS IT?
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MIND-CONTROL GAS.
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MIND-CONTROL GAS!
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YOU GUYS
ARE SO COOL SOMETIMES.
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MIND-CONTROL GAS.
SO GOOD. MAKE IT.
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DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN YOUR GEEK CLOAK?
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WE GOT TO PAINT THE EGG SAC.
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BEFORE YOU DO,
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THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE
YOU MUST SEE...ALONE.
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[ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S DOWN THERE?
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ONLY WHAT YOU TAKE
WITH YOU.
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OKA-- ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
S-SHOW ME THIS STUPID THING.
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YOUR PURPLE PAINT AND BRUSH!
YOU WILL NOT NEED THEM.
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[ SIGHS ]
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
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HE HAS MUCH ANGER IN HIM,
LIKE HIS FATHER.
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#24: WAS I ANY DIFFERENT
WHEN YOU TAUGHT ME?
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HE IS NOT READY.
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ALL RIGHT.
WHAT IS THIS CRAP?
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[ STATIC ]
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...SCAN HEAD RECORDS
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AS THE TAPE WHIZZES BY
AT 7.5 INCHES PER SECOND,
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GIVING CLOSE TO
200 LINES OF RESOLUTION --
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ALL IN A PACKAGE SO SMALL,
IT FITS INTO YOUR CAR'S TRUNK.
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ASTOUNDING. WITH CIVILIAN
TECHNOLOGY LIKE THAT,
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WE'LL BE OUT OF A JOB SOON.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
222
00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,229
WELL, YOU WILL.
I'M NO SUPER-SCIENTIST.
223
00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,398
YOU'VE READ THE PAPERS.
I'M "UNHINGED."
224
00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:04,442
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YA
225
00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,444
AND WHAT EVERYBODY
HATES ABOUT YA.
226
00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,821
"VIGILANTE!" "BAD GUY!"
[ DOORBELL RINGING ]
227
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,240
AH, LET 'EM THINK
WHAT THEY WANT. WHATEVER.
228
00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,534
THEN I'M A BAD GUY.
HA! THERE, I SAID IT.
229
00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,244
WATCH IT THERE, BLUE BABY.
230
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,538
THAT'S NOW ON VTR TAPE.
231
00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,750
THE BLUE MORPHO IS A BAD GUY!
232
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[ CLICK ]
233
00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,377
UNBELIEVABLE.
234
00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,462
WOW, THAT'S AMAZING!
235
00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,047
RIGHT?! I TOLD YOU!
236
00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:29,467
WHAT'S ON THE REST OF THIS?
237
00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:29,467
OH, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!
238
00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,344
#24: OH, YES, HE DOES.
239
00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,179
OH, YES, I DO!
240
00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:37,266
Blue Morpho: GROOVY!
OUR ARCH ENEMIES ARE HERE.
241
00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:42,271
BLUE MORPHO, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME
EVILDOERS HAVE ENTERED OUR LAIR.
242
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,773
OH, WE'RE IN
FOR IT NOW, JONAS.
243
00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:47,276
AND THEY APPEAR TO HAVE
A GROWTH RAY!
244
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,487
GO TEAM VENTURE.
245
00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,490
Monarch: OH, MY GOD!
THEY ARE NOT MY MOMMY!
246
00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,784
NO! I-I AM
LIKE 80% POSITIVE
247
00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:58,162
THAT IS JILL ST. JOHN
AND STELLA STEVENS.
248
00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,664
[ MICE SQUEAKING ]
249
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,586
WELL, DID IT WORK?
250
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,586
UH, I'M NOT SURE.
251
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,506
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MOUSE
IS PRONE TO RELIGIOUS THINKING
252
00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,383
OR IS SUSCEPTIBLE
TO SUGGESTION?
253
00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,009
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
I DON'T KNOW,
254
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,428
TO SEE IF THEY DIE OR GROW
ANOTHER HEAD OR SOMETHING.
255
00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,889
I THINK THAT ONE'S LONELY.
SHOULD YOU WRITE THAT DOWN?
256
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,849
UH, YEAH, DEAN,
I'LL JUST WRITE DOWN,
257
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,769
"DRUG MAY CAUSE LONELINESS
IN MICE." ANYTHING ELSE?
258
00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,522
WELL, THE ONE IN THE BACK MIGHT
BE MAD AT THAT ONE OVER THERE.
259
00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,941
THEY WON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
260
00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,941
WHY ARE YOU DOWN HERE?
261
00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,735
I DON'T HAVE CLASS TILL 1:30,
AND HANK IS FOLLOWING ME AROUND
262
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,821
LOOKING FOR ADVICE
ON HOW TO SCORE WITH WOMEN.
263
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,031
[ Chuckling ] DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
264
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,533
IF I DID,
WOULD I BE DOWN HERE?
265
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,619
OKAY, SO, SHE'S READY,
AND I'M GOING IN FOR THE KISS.
266
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,413
IS IT EYES CLOSED
OR EYES OPEN?
267
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,832
YOUR EYES OPEN,
HER EYES CLOSED.
268
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,334
THERE'S A LITTLE TRICK TO THAT.
269
00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,334
WHAT IF I HAVE TO PEE?
270
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,671
HANK, LET'S JUST ASSUME
THAT YOU HAVE AN EMPTY BLADDER.
271
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,508
OKAY.
"USE BATHROOM BEFOREHAND."
272
00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,552
"MAKE SURE FLY IS UP."
273
00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,637
ALL RIGHT. SO, I'M GOING IN,
EYES OPEN.
274
00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:00,516
JUST GO IN SLOW, LIKE THIS...
275
00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:03,894
LIKE A COBRA,
READY TO STRIKE.
276
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,605
SHE'LL CLOSE HER EYES
EVEN IF YOU DON'T.
277
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,607
OH, THAT IS AWESOME!
278
00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,234
COBRA. GOT IT.
[ WATCH BEEPS ]
279
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,694
WHAT'S UP, HATRED?
280
00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:15,531
WE GOT A CODE GREEN DOWN HERE.
BACKUP REQUESTED.
281
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,283
CODE GREEN?
WHO'S THE HOSTAGE?
282
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,994
THAT WOULD BE ME.
[ GUN COCKS ]
283
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,590
Monarch: 21 COMES BACK,
I LOSE THE COCOON,
284
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,760
I FIND THE CAVE,
MY DAD MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD GUY,
285
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,720
AND IT ALL FEELS LIKE
IT'S MEANT TO BE.
286
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,181
BUT THEN MY WIFE WANTS ME
TO RISE IN THE GUILD RANKS,
287
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,433
AND I DON'T WANT
TO LET HER DOWN, YOU KNOW?
288
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,727
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT MR. FEENY
FROM "BOY MEETS WORLD."
289
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271
I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS.
DO WHAT YOU WANT.
290
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,732
WISE ADVICE.
BUT WHAT DO I WANT, MANOLO?
291
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,151
THAT IS THE QUES--
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
292
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,403
HMM. HOLD ON.
HI, SWEETNESS.
293
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,282
BABY, DID YOU EVER FILL OUT
FORM 382-R LIKE I ASKED?
294
00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,619
AND YOU GOT TO SUBMIT THE FORM
DASH 23 DASH 82.
295
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,079
IT'S AN EXTENSION.
296
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,207
You can't do the normal one --
needs to be as an extension.
297
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,334
YEAH, I'LL, UH --
I'LL FAX THOSE RIGHT TO YOU.
298
00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,586
ALL RIGHT. THANKS, SWEETIE.
JUST E-MAIL THEM.
299
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:11,796
OKAY, I GOT TO GO.
300
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,465
THIS ISN'T MINE.
WHOSE SUIT IS THIS?
301
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,717
YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
302
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,637
[ SCOFFS ]
FORM 23 DASH SCREW IT.
303
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,681
I'M THE BLUE MORPHO!
304
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,516
THANK YOU, MANOLO.
305
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,768
Sí. WHATEVER, MR. MONARCH.
306
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,228
SO WISE, MANOLO.
307
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,647
WHATEVER INDEED.
308
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,400
[ Australian accent ]
I AM HARANGUETAN!
309
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:36,529
I AM HERE TO BRING THE
UNFORTUNATE DR. VENTURE PAIN!
310
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,239
ARE YOU DR. VENTURE?!
311
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:41,075
I'M THE GUY BETWEEN YOU
AND DR. VENTURE.
312
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:44,662
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU LET THE OLD
MAN GO AND TRY TO GET BY ME?
313
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,581
I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.
TO YOUR FEET, OLD MAN.
314
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,625
HOW OLD DO YOU GUYS
THINK I AM?
315
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,461
LOOK AT THE WAY
YOU QUAKE IN FEAR,
316
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,714
CLINGING TO YOUR FINAL DAYS
LIKE A FAT INSECT.
317
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,216
PATHETIC!
318
00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,553
NOW STRIKE ME!
319
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,929
[ LAUGHS ]
320
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,644
IT'S NOT LOADED.
321
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,520
NEITHER IS THIS.
322
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:12,857
STRIKE ME IF YOU DARE.
323
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,277
OH, PLEASE. I'VE WIPED
BIGGER TURDS THAN YOU.
324
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,445
LET'S SEE YOUR MOVES.
325
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,613
I SMELL YOUR FEAR.
326
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,574
NOW, STRIKE ME!
327
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:22,950
[ BIRDS HONKING ]
328
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,327
UGH, LITTLE MEN.
[ SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ]
329
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,455
JUST LOOK AT THEM.
330
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,665
PYROIS, AETHON, RIDE!
331
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,000
[ BIRDS HONK ]
332
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,002
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
FOR YOU TO STRIKE ME.
333
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,712
LET'S GO.
MAKE THAT LAST MISTAKE.
334
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,088
RIGHT HERE,
AS HARD AS YOU'RE ABLE.
335
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,466
YOU GONNA STOP TALKING,
TAKE A SWING, OR WHAT?
336
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,592
HERE IT IS LAID BEFORE YOU.
337
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,595
STRIKE ME.
STRIKE ME LIKE A MAN.
338
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,723
WHAT ARE YOU --
LOOK, LADY, THAT WAS MINE!
339
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,723
OH, PLEASE!
340
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,309
YOU TWO WOULD'VE BEEN PISSING
TESTOSTERONE AT EACH OTHER
341
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,269
TILL THE CATTLE OF GERYON
CAME HOME.
342
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,146
YOU CAN'T JUST FLY IN
AND DO THAT.
343
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,064
THERE'S, UH --
THERE'S, LIKE, A CODE.
344
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,610
I HEED NOT YOUR BRO CODE.
345
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,320
JUSTICE HAS NO GENDER.
346
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,655
I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S A BLIND WOMAN, ACTUALLY.
347
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,282
OH, POWERFUL HERACLES,
348
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,701
DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE ME?
YOU WANT TO HIT ME, LADY?
349
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,912
ARE YOU AFRAID
TO BE FELLED BY A WOMAN?
350
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,955
YOU AFRAID
OF A LITTLE MAN LIKE ME?
351
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,124
OH, LET'S GO.
I'M RIGHT HERE!
352
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,543
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
353
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,629
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M GONNA PAINT THESE THINGS
354
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,506
TO LOOK LIKE EGGS.
I JUST GAVE UP.
355
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,924
THE EGG SAC.
YOU WIN, DUDE.
356
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,051
PUT DOWN THE PAINT.
WE'RE GOING WITH YOUR IDEA.
357
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,053
REALLY? OH, YOU WANT TO
PILE ALL THIS CRAP UP
358
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,971
AND CLIMB IT LIKE
THE AGGRO-CRAG?
359
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,681
NO, NO, THE GOOD IDEA.
360
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,142
KANO, IT'S TIME TO SUIT UP!
361
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,395
AW, HELL YES, IT IS,
BLUE MORPHO!
362
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,316
Announcer: THE NEW ADVENTURES
OF BLUE MORPHO AND KANO.
363
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,193
THE MONARCH,
A DOWN-AND-OUT SUPER-VILLAIN,
364
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,737
CLAIMS HIS BIRTHRIGHT
AS THE BLUE MORPHO,
365
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,781
WHO MAY OR MAY NOT
BE A GOOD GUY.
366
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,742
ALONG WITH HIS FAITHFUL
BODYGUARD AND CHAUFFEUR, KANO,
367
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,827
WHO ISN'T ACTUALLY AN ASIAN.
368
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,746
THEIR MISSION --
TO BEAT UP ON VILLAINS
369
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,456
THAT BEAT UP ON DR. VENTURE
370
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,834
TILL THEY ALONE
BEAT UP ON DR. VENTURE.
371
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,503
THIS DOESN'T FIT AT ALL.
372
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,754
NOPE. TOO ROOMY.
373
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,297
USING SKILLS TAUGHT TO HIM
374
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,841
BY HIS HIGH-SCHOOL HOME
ECONOMICS TEACHER, MRS. ALTHEN,
375
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,886
KANO MAKES KEY ALTERATIONS
TO THEIR COSTUMES.
376
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,763
DOES IT BUNCH UP
IN THE SEAT?
377
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,598
NO, IT'S COOL.
COOL.
378
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,559
TO THE MORPHO MOBILE!
379
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,603
[ '60s-STYLE THEME MUSIC PLAYS ]
380
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,898
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ]
381
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,150
[ MICE SQUEAKING ]
382
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,489
[ COUGHING ]
383
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,534
[ DOOR OPENS ]
384
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,036
OH, BROCK, THERE YOU ARE.
OKAY, SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
385
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,289
LET'S SAY SHE HAS ON
A SPORTS BRA, RIGHT?
386
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,916
NO HOOKS! HOW CAN I GET
ONE OF THOSE THINGS OFF?
387
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,711
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO?
YOU DO NOTHING.
388
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,713
YOU JUST STAND THERE
LIKE A JACKASS.
389
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,882
LET HER GET RIGHT UP IN YOUR
FACE, AND JUST STAND THERE.
390
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,718
AND THEN LET HATRED
GET HOSPITALIZED.
391
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,094
MM-HMM, RIGHT.
392
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,763
WAIT, IS THE HOSPITAL,
LIKE, A METAPHOR,
393
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,723
LIKE, FOR KISSING?
394
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,516
HANK, I DON'T KNOW!
395
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,561
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
GETTING A WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND
396
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,772
THAT HER FREAKY MUSCLES
AND OBNOXIOUS PERSONALITY
397
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,441
ARE A HUGE TURN-ON,
398
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,777
AND THAT ALL YOU WANT TO DO
IS BEND HER OVER AND DRIVE --
399
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,404
OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT!
400
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,282
ONLY LADY BODY-BUILDERS
USE SPORTS BRAS.
401
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,450
POINT TAKEN.
402
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,410
Monarch:
DON'T TAKE THE LINCOLN TUNNEL!
403
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,829
IT'S RUSH HOUR!
TAKE THE TRIBOROUGH.
404
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,205
#21:
IDIOT, THAT GOES TO QUEENS!
405
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,333
I'M THE CHAUFFEUR.
LET ME...CHAUFF.
406
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,293
THEN THE GEORGE WASHINGTON
OR WHATEVER.
407
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,671
DON'T TAKE
THE LINCOLN TUNNEL!
408
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,757
[ HORNS HONKING ]
409
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,675
YES, YES, BEEP AT US.
410
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,845
BEEP AT THE CAR THAT CAN SHOOT
ROCKETS FROM ITS TRUNK. SMART!
411
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,056
CHILL, CHILL.
LET'S JUST GO OVER OUR PLAN.
412
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,725
HERE'S MY PLAN. I'M GONNA ROCKET
THAT TOOL BEHIND US.
413
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,518
ALL RIGHT, ACCORDING
TO GUILD ACTIVITY REPORT,
414
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,812
SOME GUY NAMED HARANGUETAN --
GOOD NAME --
415
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,523
IS ARCHING VENTURE ALL DAY,
SO HE'S OUR MARK.
416
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,691
SWEET. HE'S A DEAD MAN.
417
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,194
AND THEY'LL BLAME
THE BLUE MORPHO!
418
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,238
DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE THE MONARCH
GOING TO A "MAD MEN" PARTY.
419
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,907
YOU GOT TO TRIM THE BEARD.
420
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,325
IT TOOK ME 20 YEARS
TO GROW THIS.
421
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,911
THIS IS HOW THEY KNOW
THE MONARCH IS HERE!
422
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,830
YEAH, EXACTLY!
THAT'S MY EXACT POINT.
423
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,458
YEAH, AND THESE THINGS HAVE
GOTTEN TOO TRENDY ANYWAY.
424
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,920
GIVE ME YOUR KNIFE, WILL YOU?
I'LL DONATE IT TO LOCKS OF LOVE.
425
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,713
[ MICE SQUEAKING ]
426
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,634
Quizboy:
THE EFFECT LASTS ABOUT AN HOUR.
427
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,928
THE SUBJECT WILL HAVE
A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF AWE
428
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,638
AND, UH, RELIGIOUS VISIONS.
429
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,098
AND?
COME ON, BILLY.
430
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,809
I NEED MY MIND-CONTROL GAS.
GOT TO HAVE IT.
431
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,561
OKAY, AND BE MORE SUSCEPTIBLE
TO SUGGESTION.
432
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,356
BUT HYDROCHLORIDE AS A DOPAMINE
ANTAGONIST IS REALLY --
433
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,024
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
CHEMISTRY, BLAH.
434
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,568
CHECK OUT MY DELIVERY SYSTEM.
IT LOOKS LIKE A COOL GUN
435
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,571
AND CAN SHOOT A BLAST
OF THAT CRAP ALMOST 15 FEET.
436
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,907
AND IT HAS THE VEN-TECH LOGO
ON THE STOCK.
437
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,159
LOOK, DOC, WE REALLY NEED
MORE TESTING.
438
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,662
THE MICE ARE,
U-UH, ON FIRE!
439
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,959
I AM SO SICK
OF KILLING MICE!
440
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,170
NICE. THE CONFERENCE
IS IN A COUPLE DAYS.
441
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,798
WE NEED TO MOVE ON
TO HUMAN TESTING.
442
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,050
DOC, BE REAL.
WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND SOMEONE
443
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,511
WILLING TO TAKE
AN UNTESTED MIND-CONTROL DRUG?
444
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,138
[ WATCH BEEPS ]
445
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,182
DOC, JUST STAY IN THE BASEMENT.
THAT HARANGUETAN GUY IS BACK.
446
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,851
I'M GONNA GO
POUND HIS FACE IN.
447
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,437
JUST HOLD HIM THERE.
I NEED HIM.
448
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,440
WHAT? IT'S TOTALLY WITHIN
THE RULES OF THIS KIND OF STUFF.
449
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,899
ALL RIGHT,
WE GOT TO BE QUICK!
450
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,152
THOSE PARKING METERS
ARE CRAZY.
451
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,904
RIGHT? $3.50 AN HOUR
IS OUTRAGEOUS!
452
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,990
[ ALL PANTING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
453
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,116
GOOD, YOU DIDN'T HURT HIM.
454
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,326
NO, I...I THINK HIS RIBS.
455
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,370
BUT, UH, NO BIGGIE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
456
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,497
JUST PUT HIM ON THE GROUND
AND BACK UP.
457
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,501
BILLY IS GOING TO SUBDUE HIM
WITH MY NEW MIND-CONTROL GAS.
458
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,919
[ COUGHS ]
459
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,463
I DREW THE SHORT STRAW AGAIN.
460
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,758
I'M, UH, SORRY ABOUT THIS,
MR. HARANGUETAN.
461
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,135
OH, GOD!
[ ALL COUGHING ]
462
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,137
OKAY, THAT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
463
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,931
WHITE, YOU IDIOT!
464
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,558
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
465
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,894
YOU ARE MY SLAVE.
YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING.
466
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,479
I AM YOUR MASTER.
467
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,564
[ Echoing ]
YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND.
468
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,066
YOU ARE MY SLAVE,
469
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,693
AND I YOUR MASTER.
470
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,986
[ GRUNTS ]
471
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,780
DEMON! SPAWN OF HELL!
472
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,700
I CAST YOU TO OBLIVION!
PLEASE. [ MUMBLING ]
473
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,995
SAVE ME, RUSTY VENTURE,
BOY ADVENTURER!
474
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,330
SAVE ME!
475
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,082
[ HARANGUETAN SCREAMING ]
476
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,043
BROCK? GET BACK HERE!
477
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,795
I'M COMING FOR YOU!
478
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,005
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ABOUT?
479
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,005
WHO CARES?
480
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,758
LET'S JUST DO THIS BEFORE
THAT FREAK MESSES UP VENTURE.
481
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,967
ONLY I GET TO DO THAT.
482
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,511
BROCK, COME BACK!
483
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,970
THERE'S A BAD GUY
IN MY LOBBY!
484
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,306
WHAT IS GOING ON?
485
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:23,185
BACK INTO HELL,
DEMON SPAWN!
486
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,395
DROP THE LITTLE BOY,
HARANGUETAN,
487
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,523
OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
488
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,901
IT'S BLUE MORPHO AND KANO
FROM THE RUSTY VENTURE SHOW!
489
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,444
SAVE ME!
490
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,739
KANO, USE YOUR...
KARATE STUFF ON HIM. WHATEVER.
491
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,952
AAH!
[ WHIMPERING ]
492
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,454
[ SCREAMS, GRUNTS ]
493
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,457
YOU'RE ALL SAFE NOW,
LITTLE -- UH, CITIZEN.
494
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,918
AND YOU CAN THANK
THE BLUE MORPHO!
495
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,753
THANK YOU, BLUE MORPHO.
496
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,630
WAIT.
I RECOGNIZE YOU.
497
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,132
I-I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
NO, YOU -- NO, YOU DON'T.
498
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,718
I'M THE BLUE MORPHO.
ALWAYS BEEN THE BLUE --
499
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,637
KANO, LET'S GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
500
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:07,104
DUDE, I'M LIKE 90% SURE
I JUST PUNCHED A GUY TO DEATH.
501
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,608
[ Weakly ] YOUR SECRET IS SAFE
WITH ME, BLUE MORPHO!
502
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,403
MY BODYGUARD IS IN THERE.
I'M NOT SOME PUNK.
503
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,571
I'M DR. VEN--
504
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,281
HEY, HEY, THIS IS RAYON.
IT RUMPLES.
505
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,033
OH, YEAH? NEXT TIME YOU TRESPASS
ON PRIVATE PROPERTY,
506
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,327
WEAR SOMETHING ELSE.
[ GRUNTS ]
507
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,872
NEED A HAND GETTING UP,
CITIZEN?
508
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,082
OH, THANK YOU.
I WAS --
509
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,210
WHAT THE...YOU CAN'T BE.
NO. YOU'RE --
510
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,881
THE BLUE MORPHO!
511
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,173
Man: SIR!
512
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,967
SIR, THIS IS
A RESTRICTED BUILDING.
513
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,220
I NEED TO SEE AN I.D.
YOU HAVE TO GO, SIR.
514
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,847
YOU DON'T --
[ GAGS ]
515
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,187
OH, HERACLES.
WHAT AN UNWELCOME SURPRISE.
516
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,398
AND YOU BROUGHT ME A CORPSE.
HOW THOUGHTFUL.
517
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:54,776
YOUR BEAUTY IS YOUR STRENGTH,
AND I SUBMIT TO IT.
518
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,155
TAKE ME, AND LET ME KNOW WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO BE WITH A WOMAN.
519
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,158
THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD
BUT YOUR POWER
520
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,119
AND ME,
THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SEE IT.
521
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,663
LET ME WORSHIP AT YOUR ALTAR.
522
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,750
LET ME KNOW THE PLEASURE
OF A REAL WOMAN.
523
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:15,172
I'M GONNA TIRE YOU OUT,
BRAVE HERACLES.
524
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,132
BREAK YOU UPON MY WHEEL.
525
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,095
WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?
YOU'RE ASKING ME?
526
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,765
I HID IN THE CORNER TILL ALL
I COULD HEAR WAS BILLY CRYING.
527
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,391
MIND-CONTROL GAS, MY ASS.
528
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,393
NOW I HAVE TO UNVEIL
O.S. SPARKLE DREAM
529
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,103
AT THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE.
530
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,271
OR WE COULD RENAME IT!
531
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,065
YOU KNOW, GOD GAS?
532
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,775
OKAY, YEAH, THAT MIGHT WORK.
533
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:38,236
BUT INSTEAD OF A GUN,
IT COULD BE AN ASPERGILLUM!
534
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,113
THOSE LITTLE POPE
WATER-SHAKER THINGS?
535
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,073
EXACTLY!
536
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,658
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
537
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,244
NOTHING. AND YOUR SECRET
IS SAFE WITH ME...
538
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,622
BLUE MORPHO.
539
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,527
[ MONARCH LAUGHS ]
540
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,196
THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
I HAVE EVER HAD!
541
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,074
YOU CALLED EVERYBODY "CITIZEN"!
CLASSIC!
542
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,410
YEAH, IT SUCKS
ABOUT THE CAR, THOUGH.
543
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,120
BUT THAT
COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED
544
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,123
IF YOU'D JUST PUT MORE MONEY
IN THE FREAKIN' METER.
545
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,123
I HAD NOTHING!
546
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:35,043
THIS COSTUME HAS LIKE THREE
NICKELS FROM 1965 IN THE POCKET.
547
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,504
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
548
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:41,091
JUST BASK IN THE GLORY
OF US KICKING ASS.
549
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,135
OH, LOOK WHO'S HOME.
550
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,178
OH! UH, STEP, STEP...
[ VOCALIZING ]
551
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,139
KNOCK IT OFF!
QUICK-QUICK, STEP...OKAY.
552
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,266
I FELT SO BAD
THAT I MISSED DATE NIGHT
553
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,059
THAT I TOOK
THE FIRST SHUTTLE BACK.
554
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,270
AND I COME HOME TO THIS.
555
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,272
WAIT, NOW, N-- I CAN EXPLAIN!
NO NEED.
556
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,232
I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
557
00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,776
NO, THERE -- THERE'S A GOOD
REASON WE'RE DRESSED LIKE THIS.
558
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,238
I'M NOT AN IDIOT, MONARCH.
I KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN SUITS.
559
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:04,948
I KNOW WHY
YOU TRIMMED YOUR BEARD.
560
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,410
YOU WENT OUT ON DATE-NIGHT
WITH 21 TO SPITE ME.
561
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,120
AND...THAT'S THE REASON!
562
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,497
YEAH, E-EXACTLY THAT.
563
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:16,043
I-I-I FEEL SO ASHAMED,
HONEY.
564
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,342
Yeah!