1 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:08,133 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 2 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,765 GOOD MORNING, HANDSOME! IT'S YOU! 3 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,475 7:00! 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,475 UGH. 5 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,436 TIME TO GET UP AND START THAT DAY! 6 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,436 NOT THIS AGAIN. 7 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:20,854 IT'S THE 12th! 8 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:23,273 YOU HAVE THREE MORE DAYS TILL THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE 9 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,608 TO UNVEIL O.S. SPARKLE DREAM. 10 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,026 O.S. SPARKLE DREAM? 11 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,695 IDIOT. 12 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,695 SO, HERE'S TODAY'S TO-DO LIST. 13 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,656 ONE -- HUG SALLY AND REMIND HER HOW DANG SPECIAL SHE IS. 14 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,159 TWO -- TAKE LITTLE ROCKET FOR A WALK IN THE PARK. 15 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,159 YOU'RE DEAD. YOU CAN STOP NOW. 16 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,327 THREE -- GET OUT OF BED AND GO MAKE A DIFFERENCE... 17 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,327 OH, MY GOD. 18 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,121 ...IN THE WORLD! 19 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,121 HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU RECORD? 20 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,081 FOUR -- GET THAT OPERATING SYSTEM... 21 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,081 CAN'T TAKE IT. 22 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:43,001 ...BUG-FREE AND USER-LOVING. 23 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:43,001 IT'S LIKE CASPER GETS UP AT 7:00 EVERY MORNING. 24 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,711 JUST THREE MORE DAYS TILL THAT CONFERENCE. 25 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:45,879 HAVE A SCIENTASTIC DAY! 26 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,088 THAT'S MY LINE! 27 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,966 YOU STOLE MY THING! 28 00:00:50,049 --> 00:00:52,427 I GOT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TURN THAT ALARM OFF. 29 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,266 [ SIZZLING ] 30 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,272 AH, WORKING 'ROUND THE CLOCK. HOW'S MY BUILD TEAM? 31 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,149 WHAT DO WE GOT FOR ME? 32 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:06,149 BREAKFAST BURRITO? 33 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,609 THEY'RE AWESOME! 34 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:09,903 BUT THEY TASTE A LITTLE BIT LIKE RUBIDIUM CHLORIDE. 35 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,988 AH, SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON, HMM? 36 00:01:12,071 --> 00:01:14,532 I LOVE IT. WE'LL HAVE TO MILITARIZE IT, OF COURSE -- 37 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,161 SLAP ON A COAT OF VENTURE BLUE AND CALL IT THE ZIP-A-ROUNDER. 38 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,829 IT'S CALLED A SEGWAY. 39 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,372 MM. CLEVER. I LIKE IT. 40 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,500 BUT ZIP-A-ROUNDER HAS MORE POP, MORE PIZZAZZ. 41 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,168 NO, IT'S ALREADY CALLED A SEGWAY, 42 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,920 'CAUSE IT WAS INVENTED A LONG TIME AGO. 43 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,713 DOC, YOU GOT TO GET UP ON THIS STUFF. 44 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,966 SUPER SCIENCE HAS CHANGED SINCE YOU WERE LAST...VITAL. 45 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,384 OH, I'M VITAL, BILLY. 46 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,929 GUESS WHO'S BEEN INVITED TO THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE? 47 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,764 WEREN'T YOU BANNED FROM THAT CONFERENCE 48 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,433 'CAUSE YOU SHOWED A VACUUM CLEANER THAT LEAKED RADIATION? 49 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:41,935 THAT IT IMMEDIATELY CLEANED UP 50 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,187 BECAUSE IT WAS THAT GOOD OF A VACUUM? YES. 51 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,439 BUT THEY KNOW A GOOD THING, AND I'M A GOOD THING. 52 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,024 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PRESENT? 53 00:01:48,107 --> 00:01:49,901 WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M DOWN HERE! YOU TELL ME! 54 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,402 WOW ME. 55 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,696 STICK YOUR FINGER INTO MY EAR AND TICKLE MY BRAIN. 56 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,907 REACH RIGHT UP MY ASS AND GRAB MY HEART. 57 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,451 YEESH. I-I COULD'VE LIVED WITHOUT THAT LAST ONE. 58 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,912 Dr. Girlfriend: WELL, IF YOU STOP HARASSING VENTURE -- 59 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,540 AND, BABY, I MEAN, LIKE, STOP EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT -- 60 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,543 I CAN GET YOU BUMPED UP TO A LEVEL 8 AT THE MEETING TONIGHT. 61 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,919 GOOD, RIGHT? 62 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,921 SWEETIE? RIGHT? 63 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,297 COME ON! LET'S JUST DO IT. 64 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,591 IT WOULD BE AWESOME. THIS IS YOUR DAMN BIRTHRIGHT! 65 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,635 STOP. MY WIFE IS WATCHING ME LIKE A HAWK 66 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,054 AFTER THAT LITTLE STUNT COPY-CAT PULLED ON ME. 67 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:21,015 LET'S JUST TURN THIS HOLE INTO THE MONARCH'S EGG SAC 68 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,225 AND IMPRESS THE GUILD. 69 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,394 OHH, JUST WAIT TILL THEY SEE MY EGG SAC! 70 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,938 THE EGG SAC, BESIDES BEING THE SINGLE WORST NAME 71 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,565 FOR A SECRET LAIR, ISN'T GONNA CUT IT. 72 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,525 THEN WHAT'S YOUR GREAT IDEA, HMM? 73 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:33,903 PUT ON THESE HALLOWEEN WAITER OUTFITS AND BE GOOD GUYS? 74 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,071 NO! WELL, YES. 75 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,823 IF WE BECOME BLUE MORPHO AND KANO, 76 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:40,410 WE COULD TAKE OUT EVERY VILLAIN ARCHING VENTURE, LEAVING WHO? 77 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,204 US, YES -- TO BE VENTURE'S ONLY ARCH VILLAINS! 78 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,832 I'M NEVER GONNA BE A GOOD GUY. I'M A VILLAIN! 79 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,375 I SHOWER IN THIS COWL. 80 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,794 I LAUGH AT REGULAR JOKES LIKE THIS. 81 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,005 [ CACKLES MANIACALLY ] 82 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:53,173 I'M A SUPER VILLAIN. 83 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,633 MY DAD WASN'T. SO, NO. 84 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,969 BLUE MORPHO WORE THIS VILLAIN MASK! 85 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,721 HE WAS ALL SINISTER AND STUFF. 86 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,347 YOU SAW THE COMICS! 87 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,601 OH, YES, THE SAME COMICS THAT NEVER MENTIONED HE HAD A KID. 88 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:07,353 IRONCLAD HISTORICAL DOCUMENT THAT ENDED 89 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,356 WITH MY DAD GIVING FRUIT PIES TO TROUBLED TEENS. 90 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,483 I AM NOT A GOOD GUY. PERIOD. 91 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,652 I'M MAKING THIS PLACE INTO AN EGG SAC. 92 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:18,698 Manolo: SEÑOR MONARCH, SIR, YOUR WIFE IS COMING DOWNSTAIRS. 93 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,116 RUN! 94 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,035 MOVE! GO! COME ON, WITH PEP! 95 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:25,121 HONEY? WHERE'S MY KISS GOODBYE? 96 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:27,123 HELLO? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 97 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,708 YOU JUST -- [ SHELF SLAMS ] 98 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:31,377 UH, S-STEP, STEP, QUICK-QUICK, STEP. 99 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,213 STEP, STEP AND TAN-GO CLOSE. 100 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,965 OH! UH, SWEETIE! HI! 101 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,718 WE WERE JUST, UH, TANGOING, BECAUSE, UM -- 102 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:40,428 BECAUSE OF OUR TRAINING ROUTINE. 103 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,180 A GOOD VILLAIN/HENCHMAN RELATIONSHIP 104 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,057 IS A DANCE OF DEATH. 105 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,935 OKAY, WELL, I'LL MENTION YOUR PROGRESSIVE TRAINING 106 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,145 WHEN I PRESENT YOUR CASE TO THE GUILD TONIGHT. 107 00:03:49,228 --> 00:03:50,855 TONIGHT? TONIGHT IS DATE NIGHT. 108 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:53,483 I TOLD YOU A WEEK AGO I'M GONNA BE ON METEOR MAJEURE. 109 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,068 I CAN'T -- SPACE METEOR. 110 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,444 CONVENIENT EXCUSE. 111 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,821 I MEAN, IF DATE NIGHT DOESN'T MEAN THAT MUCH TO YOU... 112 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,115 OH, SWEETNESS. IF YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL, I -- 113 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,575 NO! UH... OH, NO, IT'S COOL. 114 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,327 UM, NO, IT'S FINE. WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO. 115 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,412 A-ALL RIGHT. THAT'S MY RIDE. [ HORN HONKS ] 116 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,122 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STAY? 117 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,583 YEAH, YEAH, NO, THE GUILD NEEDS YOU. 118 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:12,835 DON'T -- DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. 119 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,212 OKAY, SWEETIE. 120 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,588 I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS. 121 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,966 YOU MAY HAVE SPREAD THAT FROSTING JUST A LITTLE THICK. 122 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,217 YEAH, MR. QUICK-THINK? 123 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,094 MAYBE I SHOULD'VE DANCED WITH HER, HUH? 124 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,429 I LAID IT ON JUST THICK ENOUGH. 125 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,140 UGH, I HATE THAT SHE WORKS WITH THAT CLOWN. 126 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:27,475 [ Snootily ] "I'M PHANTOM LIMB. 127 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:29,519 OH, DON'T MIND IF I TOUCH YOUR ASS." 128 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,020 [ SCOFFS ] THAT...DINGUS! 129 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,940 BYE-BYE, you asshole. I hate you, too. 130 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,191 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 131 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:37,527 ALL RIGHT, SHE'S GONE. TO THE EGG SAC! 132 00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,778 UGH. SEE? 133 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:40,863 YEAH, YEAH. IT DOES SOUND KIND OF "EW"-Y. 134 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,741 Hank: NOW, I'M SURE YOU SEE ME AS A LADY-KILLER, DEAN -- 135 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,910 A GUY WHO KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND SMOOCHING 136 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,329 AND ALSO TOUCHING BATHING-SUIT AREAS OF WOMEN. 137 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,164 NO. UH, NOT REALLY. 138 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,709 THE SEXUAL TIGER-BOY YOU SEE IS A RUSE, DEAN. 139 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:53,876 SURE, I'LL SAY IT -- 140 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,795 I HAVE THE CONFIDENT SWAGGER OF A BOUNDER. 141 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,588 GIRLS FIND ME SOMETHING OF A MYSTERY. 142 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,882 BUT I CAN'T HELP THAT. WHAT'S YOUR POINT, HANK? 143 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,094 OKAY, I HAVE A DATE COMING UP, AND I DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT. 144 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:07,432 I NEED SOME ADVICE ON HOW TO, UH...SATISFY? 145 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:09,600 YOU'RE ASKING ME? I-I DON'T -- [ SIGHS ] 146 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,228 W-WHY DON'T YOU ASK POP? I DID. I LEARNED NOTHING. 147 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:13,896 OH, NO, WAIT. I LEARNED THAT HE CARRIES 148 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,066 PAMPHLETS ON THE DANGERS OF CHLAMYDIA IN HIS WALLET. 149 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,152 THE WHISPER WASHER! 150 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,237 A COMPLETELY SILENT WASHING MACHINE. 151 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,364 PRO -- SILENT WASHING MACHINE. 152 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,533 CON -- IT'S -- IT'S A WASHING MACHINE. 153 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:28,870 YEAH, NO APPLIANCES. ALREADY WENT DOWN THAT ROAD. 154 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,830 DEAD END. NEXT. 155 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,416 BEHOLD, SHUFFLE DYNAMISM! 156 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,543 PRO -- FREE POWER IN ANY BUILDING. 157 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,837 CON -- EVERYBODY HAS TO WEAR MAGNETIC BOOTIES 158 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,048 AND DRAG THEIR FEET ON A SPECIAL FLOOR. 159 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,507 AND IT'S VERY LOUD, 160 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,052 AND YOUR LAWYERS INFORMED ME THAT IT'S ACTUALLY SLAVE LABOR. 161 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,346 WE CAN WORK AROUND THAT. 162 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,346 AND IT GENERATES ENOUGH POWER 163 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,598 TO RUN MAYBE A SMALL PENCIL SHARPENER. 164 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,683 NICE WORK, WHITE. BILLY? 165 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,063 HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE TO KICK BACK WITH A COLD ONE? 166 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,732 SHOW OF HANDS. 167 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,732 BILLY, THIS ISN'T THE MEADOWLANDS. 168 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,108 SORRY. [ CLEARS THROAT ] 169 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,485 THE PROMETHEUS DRUG! 170 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,528 THE SUPER-COOL NAME IS THE FIRST PRO. 171 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,323 THE SECOND PRO IS THAT IT CAN REGENERATE A LIVER. 172 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:07,116 WELL, NOW WE'RE TALKING! 173 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,077 REGROWING A LIVER? BILLY! 174 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,578 KA-CHING! ANY CONS? 175 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,747 OH, YEAH. SADLY, AFTER IT REGENERATES YOUR LIVER, 176 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:15,375 IT JUST KEEPS MAKING LIVERS. I GOT A BUCKET OF MICE 177 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,210 THAT EXPLODED FROM GROWING MULTIPLE LIVERS. 178 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,586 YOU KNOW, THE REAL CON 179 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,630 IS THAT I'M GETTING SICK OF BLOWING MICE UP. 180 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,673 YOU GUYS, WHAT DO YOU HAVE NOW? 181 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,383 THE CONFERENCE IS IN DAYS. 182 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,468 WHAT WORKS? 183 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,261 WASHING MACHINE. 184 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:29,180 GOD GAS. GOD GAS WORKED. 185 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:30,932 GOD GAS? I'M CHUBBING UP ALREADY. 186 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:33,559 WELL, IT'S TEMPORARY STIMULATION OF THE TEMPORAL LOBE 187 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,770 VIA A GAS INTRODUCED TO THE ORBITAL CORTEX 188 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,355 THROUGH THE OLFACTORY CONNECTIONS. 189 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:38,731 SO, YOU HAVE...? 190 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,650 A WAY TO ACTIVATE THE TEMPORAL LOBE 191 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,069 INTO HAVING PSEUDO-RELIGIOUS VISIONS, MAYBE? 192 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:45,363 OR -- AND DON'T ACT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THIS. 193 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,156 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING. YES. OKAY, YES! 194 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,950 IT COULD BE CONSIDERED THAT. BUT THAT'S -- 195 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,743 SAY IT, BILLY! BE A MAN! YOU'RE REACHING! 196 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,496 THAT'S A PRAXIS MISAPPLICATION. NO WAY. 197 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,832 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? WHAT IS IT? 198 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,167 MIND-CONTROL GAS. 199 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,167 MIND-CONTROL GAS! 200 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,044 YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL SOMETIMES. 201 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,131 MIND-CONTROL GAS. SO GOOD. MAKE IT. 202 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,717 DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR GEEK CLOAK? 203 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,345 WE GOT TO PAINT THE EGG SAC. 204 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,345 BEFORE YOU DO, 205 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:12,223 THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE YOU MUST SEE...ALONE. 206 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,183 [ SIGHS ] WHAT'S DOWN THERE? 207 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,893 ONLY WHAT YOU TAKE WITH YOU. 208 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,521 OKA-- ALL RIGHT, COME ON. S-SHOW ME THIS STUPID THING. 209 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,858 YOUR PURPLE PAINT AND BRUSH! YOU WILL NOT NEED THEM. 210 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,569 [ SIGHS ] THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 211 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,657 HE HAS MUCH ANGER IN HIM, LIKE HIS FATHER. 212 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:33,077 #24: WAS I ANY DIFFERENT WHEN YOU TAUGHT ME? 213 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,328 HE IS NOT READY. 214 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,334 ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS THIS CRAP? 215 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,294 [ STATIC ] 216 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:42,712 ...SCAN HEAD RECORDS 217 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,965 AS THE TAPE WHIZZES BY AT 7.5 INCHES PER SECOND, 218 00:07:46,048 --> 00:07:49,093 GIVING CLOSE TO 200 LINES OF RESOLUTION -- 219 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:52,638 ALL IN A PACKAGE SO SMALL, IT FITS INTO YOUR CAR'S TRUNK. 220 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,099 ASTOUNDING. WITH CIVILIAN TECHNOLOGY LIKE THAT, 221 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,476 WE'LL BE OUT OF A JOB SOON. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 222 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,229 WELL, YOU WILL. I'M NO SUPER-SCIENTIST. 223 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,398 YOU'VE READ THE PAPERS. I'M "UNHINGED." 224 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:04,442 THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YA 225 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:06,444 AND WHAT EVERYBODY HATES ABOUT YA. 226 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:08,821 "VIGILANTE!" "BAD GUY!" [ DOORBELL RINGING ] 227 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,240 AH, LET 'EM THINK WHAT THEY WANT. WHATEVER. 228 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,534 THEN I'M A BAD GUY. HA! THERE, I SAID IT. 229 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,244 WATCH IT THERE, BLUE BABY. 230 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,538 THAT'S NOW ON VTR TAPE. 231 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:20,750 THE BLUE MORPHO IS A BAD GUY! 232 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:21,918 [ CLICK ] 233 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,377 UNBELIEVABLE. 234 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,462 WOW, THAT'S AMAZING! 235 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,047 RIGHT?! I TOLD YOU! 236 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:29,467 WHAT'S ON THE REST OF THIS? 237 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:29,467 OH, YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW! 238 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,344 #24: OH, YES, HE DOES. 239 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,179 OH, YES, I DO! 240 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:37,266 Blue Morpho: GROOVY! OUR ARCH ENEMIES ARE HERE. 241 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:42,271 BLUE MORPHO, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME EVILDOERS HAVE ENTERED OUR LAIR. 242 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,773 OH, WE'RE IN FOR IT NOW, JONAS. 243 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:47,276 AND THEY APPEAR TO HAVE A GROWTH RAY! 244 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,487 GO TEAM VENTURE. 245 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,490 Monarch: OH, MY GOD! THEY ARE NOT MY MOMMY! 246 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,784 NO! I-I AM LIKE 80% POSITIVE 247 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:58,162 THAT IS JILL ST. JOHN AND STELLA STEVENS. 248 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,664 [ MICE SQUEAKING ] 249 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,586 WELL, DID IT WORK? 250 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,586 UH, I'M NOT SURE. 251 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,506 HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A MOUSE IS PRONE TO RELIGIOUS THINKING 252 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,383 OR IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO SUGGESTION? 253 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,009 WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? I DON'T KNOW, 254 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,428 TO SEE IF THEY DIE OR GROW ANOTHER HEAD OR SOMETHING. 255 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,889 I THINK THAT ONE'S LONELY. SHOULD YOU WRITE THAT DOWN? 256 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:18,849 UH, YEAH, DEAN, I'LL JUST WRITE DOWN, 257 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,769 "DRUG MAY CAUSE LONELINESS IN MICE." ANYTHING ELSE? 258 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:24,522 WELL, THE ONE IN THE BACK MIGHT BE MAD AT THAT ONE OVER THERE. 259 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,941 THEY WON'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER. 260 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,941 WHY ARE YOU DOWN HERE? 261 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,735 I DON'T HAVE CLASS TILL 1:30, AND HANK IS FOLLOWING ME AROUND 262 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,821 LOOKING FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO SCORE WITH WOMEN. 263 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,031 [ Chuckling ] DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? 264 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,533 IF I DID, WOULD I BE DOWN HERE? 265 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,619 OKAY, SO, SHE'S READY, AND I'M GOING IN FOR THE KISS. 266 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,413 IS IT EYES CLOSED OR EYES OPEN? 267 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:42,832 YOUR EYES OPEN, HER EYES CLOSED. 268 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,334 THERE'S A LITTLE TRICK TO THAT. 269 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,334 WHAT IF I HAVE TO PEE? 270 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,671 HANK, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE AN EMPTY BLADDER. 271 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,508 OKAY. "USE BATHROOM BEFOREHAND." 272 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,552 "MAKE SURE FLY IS UP." 273 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,637 ALL RIGHT. SO, I'M GOING IN, EYES OPEN. 274 00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:00,516 JUST GO IN SLOW, LIKE THIS... 275 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:03,894 LIKE A COBRA, READY TO STRIKE. 276 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,605 SHE'LL CLOSE HER EYES EVEN IF YOU DON'T. 277 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,607 OH, THAT IS AWESOME! 278 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,234 COBRA. GOT IT. [ WATCH BEEPS ] 279 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,694 WHAT'S UP, HATRED? 280 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:15,531 WE GOT A CODE GREEN DOWN HERE. BACKUP REQUESTED. 281 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,283 CODE GREEN? WHO'S THE HOSTAGE? 282 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,994 THAT WOULD BE ME. [ GUN COCKS ] 283 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,590 Monarch: 21 COMES BACK, I LOSE THE COCOON, 284 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:35,760 I FIND THE CAVE, MY DAD MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD GUY, 285 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,720 AND IT ALL FEELS LIKE IT'S MEANT TO BE. 286 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,181 BUT THEN MY WIFE WANTS ME TO RISE IN THE GUILD RANKS, 287 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,433 AND I DON'T WANT TO LET HER DOWN, YOU KNOW? 288 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,727 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT MR. FEENY FROM "BOY MEETS WORLD." 289 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271 I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS. DO WHAT YOU WANT. 290 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,732 WISE ADVICE. BUT WHAT DO I WANT, MANOLO? 291 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,151 THAT IS THE QUES-- [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 292 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,403 HMM. HOLD ON. HI, SWEETNESS. 293 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,282 BABY, DID YOU EVER FILL OUT FORM 382-R LIKE I ASKED? 294 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,619 AND YOU GOT TO SUBMIT THE FORM DASH 23 DASH 82. 295 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,079 IT'S AN EXTENSION. 296 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:06,207 You can't do the normal one -- needs to be as an extension. 297 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,334 YEAH, I'LL, UH -- I'LL FAX THOSE RIGHT TO YOU. 298 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,586 ALL RIGHT. THANKS, SWEETIE. JUST E-MAIL THEM. 299 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:11,796 OKAY, I GOT TO GO. 300 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,465 THIS ISN'T MINE. WHOSE SUIT IS THIS? 301 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,717 YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 302 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,637 [ SCOFFS ] FORM 23 DASH SCREW IT. 303 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,681 I'M THE BLUE MORPHO! 304 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,516 THANK YOU, MANOLO. 305 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,768 Sí. WHATEVER, MR. MONARCH. 306 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,228 SO WISE, MANOLO. 307 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,647 WHATEVER INDEED. 308 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,400 [ Australian accent ] I AM HARANGUETAN! 309 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:36,529 I AM HERE TO BRING THE UNFORTUNATE DR. VENTURE PAIN! 310 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,239 ARE YOU DR. VENTURE?! 311 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:41,075 I'M THE GUY BETWEEN YOU AND DR. VENTURE. 312 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:44,662 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU LET THE OLD MAN GO AND TRY TO GET BY ME? 313 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,581 I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. TO YOUR FEET, OLD MAN. 314 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,625 HOW OLD DO YOU GUYS THINK I AM? 315 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,461 LOOK AT THE WAY YOU QUAKE IN FEAR, 316 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,714 CLINGING TO YOUR FINAL DAYS LIKE A FAT INSECT. 317 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,216 PATHETIC! 318 00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,553 NOW STRIKE ME! 319 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,929 [ LAUGHS ] 320 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,644 IT'S NOT LOADED. 321 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,520 NEITHER IS THIS. 322 00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:12,857 STRIKE ME IF YOU DARE. 323 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,277 OH, PLEASE. I'VE WIPED BIGGER TURDS THAN YOU. 324 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,445 LET'S SEE YOUR MOVES. 325 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,613 I SMELL YOUR FEAR. 326 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,574 NOW, STRIKE ME! 327 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:22,950 [ BIRDS HONKING ] 328 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,327 UGH, LITTLE MEN. [ SHOUTING IN DISTANCE ] 329 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,455 JUST LOOK AT THEM. 330 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,665 PYROIS, AETHON, RIDE! 331 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,000 [ BIRDS HONK ] 332 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,002 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? FOR YOU TO STRIKE ME. 333 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,712 LET'S GO. MAKE THAT LAST MISTAKE. 334 00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,088 RIGHT HERE, AS HARD AS YOU'RE ABLE. 335 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,466 YOU GONNA STOP TALKING, TAKE A SWING, OR WHAT? 336 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,592 HERE IT IS LAID BEFORE YOU. 337 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,595 STRIKE ME. STRIKE ME LIKE A MAN. 338 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,723 WHAT ARE YOU -- LOOK, LADY, THAT WAS MINE! 339 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:45,723 OH, PLEASE! 340 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,309 YOU TWO WOULD'VE BEEN PISSING TESTOSTERONE AT EACH OTHER 341 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,269 TILL THE CATTLE OF GERYON CAME HOME. 342 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,146 YOU CAN'T JUST FLY IN AND DO THAT. 343 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,064 THERE'S, UH -- THERE'S, LIKE, A CODE. 344 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,610 I HEED NOT YOUR BRO CODE. 345 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,320 JUSTICE HAS NO GENDER. 346 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,655 I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A BLIND WOMAN, ACTUALLY. 347 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,282 OH, POWERFUL HERACLES, 348 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,701 DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE ME? YOU WANT TO HIT ME, LADY? 349 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,912 ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE FELLED BY A WOMAN? 350 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,955 YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE MAN LIKE ME? 351 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,124 OH, LET'S GO. I'M RIGHT HERE! 352 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,543 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 353 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,629 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M GONNA PAINT THESE THINGS 354 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,506 TO LOOK LIKE EGGS. I JUST GAVE UP. 355 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,924 THE EGG SAC. YOU WIN, DUDE. 356 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,051 PUT DOWN THE PAINT. WE'RE GOING WITH YOUR IDEA. 357 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,053 REALLY? OH, YOU WANT TO PILE ALL THIS CRAP UP 358 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,971 AND CLIMB IT LIKE THE AGGRO-CRAG? 359 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,681 NO, NO, THE GOOD IDEA. 360 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,142 KANO, IT'S TIME TO SUIT UP! 361 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,395 AW, HELL YES, IT IS, BLUE MORPHO! 362 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:37,316 Announcer: THE NEW ADVENTURES OF BLUE MORPHO AND KANO. 363 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,193 THE MONARCH, A DOWN-AND-OUT SUPER-VILLAIN, 364 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,737 CLAIMS HIS BIRTHRIGHT AS THE BLUE MORPHO, 365 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,781 WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE A GOOD GUY. 366 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,742 ALONG WITH HIS FAITHFUL BODYGUARD AND CHAUFFEUR, KANO, 367 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,827 WHO ISN'T ACTUALLY AN ASIAN. 368 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,746 THEIR MISSION -- TO BEAT UP ON VILLAINS 369 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,456 THAT BEAT UP ON DR. VENTURE 370 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,834 TILL THEY ALONE BEAT UP ON DR. VENTURE. 371 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,503 THIS DOESN'T FIT AT ALL. 372 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,754 NOPE. TOO ROOMY. 373 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,297 USING SKILLS TAUGHT TO HIM 374 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:02,841 BY HIS HIGH-SCHOOL HOME ECONOMICS TEACHER, MRS. ALTHEN, 375 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,886 KANO MAKES KEY ALTERATIONS TO THEIR COSTUMES. 376 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,763 DOES IT BUNCH UP IN THE SEAT? 377 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:09,598 NO, IT'S COOL. COOL. 378 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,559 TO THE MORPHO MOBILE! 379 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,603 [ '60s-STYLE THEME MUSIC PLAYS ] 380 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,898 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ] 381 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,150 [ MICE SQUEAKING ] 382 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,489 [ COUGHING ] 383 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,534 [ DOOR OPENS ] 384 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,036 OH, BROCK, THERE YOU ARE. OKAY, SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 385 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,289 LET'S SAY SHE HAS ON A SPORTS BRA, RIGHT? 386 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,916 NO HOOKS! HOW CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE THINGS OFF? 387 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,711 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO? YOU DO NOTHING. 388 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,713 YOU JUST STAND THERE LIKE A JACKASS. 389 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,882 LET HER GET RIGHT UP IN YOUR FACE, AND JUST STAND THERE. 390 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,718 AND THEN LET HATRED GET HOSPITALIZED. 391 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,094 MM-HMM, RIGHT. 392 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,763 WAIT, IS THE HOSPITAL, LIKE, A METAPHOR, 393 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:50,723 LIKE, FOR KISSING? 394 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,516 HANK, I DON'T KNOW! 395 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,561 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING A WOMAN TO UNDERSTAND 396 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,772 THAT HER FREAKY MUSCLES AND OBNOXIOUS PERSONALITY 397 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,441 ARE A HUGE TURN-ON, 398 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,777 AND THAT ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS BEND HER OVER AND DRIVE -- 399 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,404 OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT! 400 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,282 ONLY LADY BODY-BUILDERS USE SPORTS BRAS. 401 00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,450 POINT TAKEN. 402 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,410 Monarch: DON'T TAKE THE LINCOLN TUNNEL! 403 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,829 IT'S RUSH HOUR! TAKE THE TRIBOROUGH. 404 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,205 #21: IDIOT, THAT GOES TO QUEENS! 405 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,333 I'M THE CHAUFFEUR. LET ME...CHAUFF. 406 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,293 THEN THE GEORGE WASHINGTON OR WHATEVER. 407 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,671 DON'T TAKE THE LINCOLN TUNNEL! 408 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,757 [ HORNS HONKING ] 409 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,675 YES, YES, BEEP AT US. 410 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,845 BEEP AT THE CAR THAT CAN SHOOT ROCKETS FROM ITS TRUNK. SMART! 411 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,056 CHILL, CHILL. LET'S JUST GO OVER OUR PLAN. 412 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,725 HERE'S MY PLAN. I'M GONNA ROCKET THAT TOOL BEHIND US. 413 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,518 ALL RIGHT, ACCORDING TO GUILD ACTIVITY REPORT, 414 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,812 SOME GUY NAMED HARANGUETAN -- GOOD NAME -- 415 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:41,523 IS ARCHING VENTURE ALL DAY, SO HE'S OUR MARK. 416 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,691 SWEET. HE'S A DEAD MAN. 417 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,194 AND THEY'LL BLAME THE BLUE MORPHO! 418 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,238 DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE THE MONARCH GOING TO A "MAD MEN" PARTY. 419 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,907 YOU GOT TO TRIM THE BEARD. 420 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,325 IT TOOK ME 20 YEARS TO GROW THIS. 421 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,911 THIS IS HOW THEY KNOW THE MONARCH IS HERE! 422 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,830 YEAH, EXACTLY! THAT'S MY EXACT POINT. 423 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,458 YEAH, AND THESE THINGS HAVE GOTTEN TOO TRENDY ANYWAY. 424 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,920 GIVE ME YOUR KNIFE, WILL YOU? I'LL DONATE IT TO LOCKS OF LOVE. 425 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,713 [ MICE SQUEAKING ] 426 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,634 Quizboy: THE EFFECT LASTS ABOUT AN HOUR. 427 00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,928 THE SUBJECT WILL HAVE A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF AWE 428 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,638 AND, UH, RELIGIOUS VISIONS. 429 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,098 AND? COME ON, BILLY. 430 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,809 I NEED MY MIND-CONTROL GAS. GOT TO HAVE IT. 431 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,561 OKAY, AND BE MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO SUGGESTION. 432 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,356 BUT HYDROCHLORIDE AS A DOPAMINE ANTAGONIST IS REALLY -- 433 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,024 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, CHEMISTRY, BLAH. 434 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,568 CHECK OUT MY DELIVERY SYSTEM. IT LOOKS LIKE A COOL GUN 435 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,571 AND CAN SHOOT A BLAST OF THAT CRAP ALMOST 15 FEET. 436 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,907 AND IT HAS THE VEN-TECH LOGO ON THE STOCK. 437 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,159 LOOK, DOC, WE REALLY NEED MORE TESTING. 438 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,662 THE MICE ARE, U-UH, ON FIRE! 439 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,959 I AM SO SICK OF KILLING MICE! 440 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,170 NICE. THE CONFERENCE IS IN A COUPLE DAYS. 441 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,798 WE NEED TO MOVE ON TO HUMAN TESTING. 442 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,050 DOC, BE REAL. WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND SOMEONE 443 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,511 WILLING TO TAKE AN UNTESTED MIND-CONTROL DRUG? 444 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,138 [ WATCH BEEPS ] 445 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:57,182 DOC, JUST STAY IN THE BASEMENT. THAT HARANGUETAN GUY IS BACK. 446 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,851 I'M GONNA GO POUND HIS FACE IN. 447 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,437 JUST HOLD HIM THERE. I NEED HIM. 448 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,440 WHAT? IT'S TOTALLY WITHIN THE RULES OF THIS KIND OF STUFF. 449 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,899 ALL RIGHT, WE GOT TO BE QUICK! 450 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,152 THOSE PARKING METERS ARE CRAZY. 451 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,904 RIGHT? $3.50 AN HOUR IS OUTRAGEOUS! 452 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,990 [ ALL PANTING ] [ GRUNTING ] 453 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,116 GOOD, YOU DIDN'T HURT HIM. 454 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,326 NO, I...I THINK HIS RIBS. 455 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,370 BUT, UH, NO BIGGIE. WHAT'S GOING ON? 456 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,497 JUST PUT HIM ON THE GROUND AND BACK UP. 457 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,501 BILLY IS GOING TO SUBDUE HIM WITH MY NEW MIND-CONTROL GAS. 458 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,919 [ COUGHS ] 459 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,463 I DREW THE SHORT STRAW AGAIN. 460 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,758 I'M, UH, SORRY ABOUT THIS, MR. HARANGUETAN. 461 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,135 OH, GOD! [ ALL COUGHING ] 462 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,137 OKAY, THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 463 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,931 WHITE, YOU IDIOT! 464 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,558 WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 465 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:41,894 YOU ARE MY SLAVE. YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING. 466 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,479 I AM YOUR MASTER. 467 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,564 [ Echoing ] YOU WILL DO AS I COMMAND. 468 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,066 YOU ARE MY SLAVE, 469 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,693 AND I YOUR MASTER. 470 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,986 [ GRUNTS ] 471 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,780 DEMON! SPAWN OF HELL! 472 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:56,700 I CAST YOU TO OBLIVION! PLEASE. [ MUMBLING ] 473 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,995 SAVE ME, RUSTY VENTURE, BOY ADVENTURER! 474 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,330 SAVE ME! 475 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,082 [ HARANGUETAN SCREAMING ] 476 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,043 BROCK? GET BACK HERE! 477 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,795 I'M COMING FOR YOU! 478 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,005 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT? 479 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,005 WHO CARES? 480 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,758 LET'S JUST DO THIS BEFORE THAT FREAK MESSES UP VENTURE. 481 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,967 ONLY I GET TO DO THAT. 482 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,511 BROCK, COME BACK! 483 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,970 THERE'S A BAD GUY IN MY LOBBY! 484 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,306 WHAT IS GOING ON? 485 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:23,185 BACK INTO HELL, DEMON SPAWN! 486 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,395 DROP THE LITTLE BOY, HARANGUETAN, 487 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,523 OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. 488 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,901 IT'S BLUE MORPHO AND KANO FROM THE RUSTY VENTURE SHOW! 489 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,444 SAVE ME! 490 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,739 KANO, USE YOUR... KARATE STUFF ON HIM. WHATEVER. 491 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,952 AAH! [ WHIMPERING ] 492 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,454 [ SCREAMS, GRUNTS ] 493 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,457 YOU'RE ALL SAFE NOW, LITTLE -- UH, CITIZEN. 494 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,918 AND YOU CAN THANK THE BLUE MORPHO! 495 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,753 THANK YOU, BLUE MORPHO. 496 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,630 WAIT. I RECOGNIZE YOU. 497 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,132 I-I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. NO, YOU -- NO, YOU DON'T. 498 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,718 I'M THE BLUE MORPHO. ALWAYS BEEN THE BLUE -- 499 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,637 KANO, LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 500 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:07,104 DUDE, I'M LIKE 90% SURE I JUST PUNCHED A GUY TO DEATH. 501 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,608 [ Weakly ] YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME, BLUE MORPHO! 502 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,403 MY BODYGUARD IS IN THERE. I'M NOT SOME PUNK. 503 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:15,571 I'M DR. VEN-- 504 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,281 HEY, HEY, THIS IS RAYON. IT RUMPLES. 505 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:20,033 OH, YEAH? NEXT TIME YOU TRESPASS ON PRIVATE PROPERTY, 506 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,327 WEAR SOMETHING ELSE. [ GRUNTS ] 507 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,872 NEED A HAND GETTING UP, CITIZEN? 508 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,082 OH, THANK YOU. I WAS -- 509 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:30,210 WHAT THE...YOU CAN'T BE. NO. YOU'RE -- 510 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,881 THE BLUE MORPHO! 511 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,173 Man: SIR! 512 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,967 SIR, THIS IS A RESTRICTED BUILDING. 513 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,220 I NEED TO SEE AN I.D. YOU HAVE TO GO, SIR. 514 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,847 YOU DON'T -- [ GAGS ] 515 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,187 OH, HERACLES. WHAT AN UNWELCOME SURPRISE. 516 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,398 AND YOU BROUGHT ME A CORPSE. HOW THOUGHTFUL. 517 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:54,776 YOUR BEAUTY IS YOUR STRENGTH, AND I SUBMIT TO IT. 518 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,155 TAKE ME, AND LET ME KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE WITH A WOMAN. 519 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,158 THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD BUT YOUR POWER 520 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,119 AND ME, THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SEE IT. 521 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,663 LET ME WORSHIP AT YOUR ALTAR. 522 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,750 LET ME KNOW THE PLEASURE OF A REAL WOMAN. 523 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:15,172 I'M GONNA TIRE YOU OUT, BRAVE HERACLES. 524 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,132 BREAK YOU UPON MY WHEEL. 525 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:22,095 WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT? YOU'RE ASKING ME? 526 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,765 I HID IN THE CORNER TILL ALL I COULD HEAR WAS BILLY CRYING. 527 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,391 MIND-CONTROL GAS, MY ASS. 528 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,393 NOW I HAVE TO UNVEIL O.S. SPARKLE DREAM 529 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,103 AT THE SCIENCE NOW CONFERENCE. 530 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:31,271 OR WE COULD RENAME IT! 531 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,065 YOU KNOW, GOD GAS? 532 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,775 OKAY, YEAH, THAT MIGHT WORK. 533 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:38,236 BUT INSTEAD OF A GUN, IT COULD BE AN ASPERGILLUM! 534 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,113 THOSE LITTLE POPE WATER-SHAKER THINGS? 535 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,073 EXACTLY! 536 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,658 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 537 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,244 NOTHING. AND YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME... 538 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,622 BLUE MORPHO. 539 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,527 [ MONARCH LAUGHS ] 540 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:21,196 THAT WAS THE MOST FUN I HAVE EVER HAD! 541 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,074 YOU CALLED EVERYBODY "CITIZEN"! CLASSIC! 542 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,410 YEAH, IT SUCKS ABOUT THE CAR, THOUGH. 543 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,120 BUT THAT COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED 544 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,123 IF YOU'D JUST PUT MORE MONEY IN THE FREAKIN' METER. 545 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:31,123 I HAD NOTHING! 546 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:35,043 THIS COSTUME HAS LIKE THREE NICKELS FROM 1965 IN THE POCKET. 547 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,504 EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 548 00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:41,091 JUST BASK IN THE GLORY OF US KICKING ASS. 549 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,135 OH, LOOK WHO'S HOME. 550 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,178 OH! UH, STEP, STEP... [ VOCALIZING ] 551 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,139 KNOCK IT OFF! QUICK-QUICK, STEP...OKAY. 552 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,266 I FELT SO BAD THAT I MISSED DATE NIGHT 553 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,059 THAT I TOOK THE FIRST SHUTTLE BACK. 554 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,270 AND I COME HOME TO THIS. 555 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,272 WAIT, NOW, N-- I CAN EXPLAIN! NO NEED. 556 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,232 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 557 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,776 NO, THERE -- THERE'S A GOOD REASON WE'RE DRESSED LIKE THIS. 558 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,238 I'M NOT AN IDIOT, MONARCH. I KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN SUITS. 559 00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:04,948 I KNOW WHY YOU TRIMMED YOUR BEARD. 560 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:08,410 YOU WENT OUT ON DATE-NIGHT WITH 21 TO SPITE ME. 561 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,120 AND...THAT'S THE REASON! 562 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,497 YEAH, E-EXACTLY THAT. 563 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:16,043 I-I-I FEEL SO ASHAMED, HONEY. 564 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,342 Yeah!